NFL Primetime Week 14

I am so so so so so so sorry for getting this to you all by week 15. Was not on purpose. Disney did not knock on my door dont worry. I simply had a lot of things come up and I did not have time to sit down and edit (may sound a bit odd to most of you, its because I like to add markers in davinci so I can quickly write down the timestamps for the chapters so it often takes a lot longer than just putting everything into davinci then hitting render)
Week 15 will be out tomorrow as per the usual (wont include MNF cause both games were terrible but I’ll post those separate at a later time

Speaking of which, here are said timestamps for every game this week. I promise week 15 will be out a lot sooner (will not be including the MNF because they were absolute stinkers)
I should mention I have a dual mac set up so timestamps are even faster for me to do now lol
Sorry if these are not exact and bleed over a bit. I’ll adjust these at a later point probably

00:00 – 00:59 Intro
1:00 – 5:00 Vikings v Falcons
Hindsight 20/20 but maybe should have started Penix Jr after this game personally
5:01 – 9:00 RAAAIIIDEEERS V Buccs
GET THAT MAN 1000 RECEIVING YARDS ALREADY
9:01 – 11:21 Falcons v Vikings Discussion
11:22 – 14:40 Panthers v Eagles
This was a good punch in the face for the Eagles. I talk more about it in my rant video but essentially this game was like the bye week. The lads got together after this game and said we need to pass the ball more and boom week 15 happened. For context, during the bye week the O-linemen (I believe the big three being Mailata, LD and LJ) talked to Nick and told him to go back to the 2022 game plan of run the damn ball. AJ only got pissed because the run game was not as efficent for one and two, the panthers defense is terrible in the pass defense but the Eagles never exploited it. Then the media runs with the headlines and you know the rest. Somehow I, a random person writing this understood what actually happened meanwhile the media think it was their doing that caused the Eagles to be better. This was a locker room change, not a media pressuring a change…..
Anyways
14:41 – 19:35 MR UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED vs The Holiest Man in Cleveland
I love Jameis Winston and I pray he gets a media job in someway shape or form when he inevitably looses an opportunity for a QB Job.
19:36 – 21:00 Eagles v Panthers Discussion
Saquon gonna beat the huuuuuge record (sorry I have a tick of turning into Donald Trump but only in text form. Its gonna be worse when he goes into office..ahem sorry its gonna be great, gonna be huuuge for the greatest country best country, better than CHIIINAAAAAAAA)
Thats the extent of my “Trump Powers”

Anyways
21:01 – 24:42 Seahawks v Cardinals
So Geno decided to be consistent (I am aware it was the defense mainly playing lights out like the Legion Of Boom before them) finally…. (Hindsight of this week…DAMN IT)

24:43 – 29:20 49ers v Bears
I have been saying this entire season the 49ers are frauds with or without a healthy squad. They win blowout games like this but then choke up (like the Rams game…seriously what was that garbage I did not witness but simply tracked the score thanks to Tim Cooks new app, Sports only on Iphone. Its way better than ESPN because I dont get flooded with College Sport Garbage TM)

29:21 – 31:00 Seahawks v Cardinals Discussion

31:03 – 38:03 Recently Engaged Josh Allen vs Old Married Man Mathew Stafford
(A reminder…JALEN GOT ENGAGED BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED. EVERYONE SAW THE RING IN BRAZIL. JALEN THE TRAILBLAZER (I have been playing HSR more recently lol)

38:05 – 41:00 Jets v Dolphins
YAY TUA LIVES ANOTHER DAY AND A-ARON IS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS THANK GOD
I hate this jets team for all of their existence because the media will not shut up about it. They will never fix their problems because it starts at the top and they keep killing the wrong man.
The Don needs to go
41:01 – 42:43 Jags v Titans
I will forever curse the Strouds for murdering my favorite Florida QB
42:45 – 45:00 Saints v Giants
This game is a meme bowl and a half

45:01 – 50:00 Discussion of the week
50:01 – 50:44 Game Ball Nominations
50:45 – 55:11 The Devil himself vs Chargers
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
POV: Chiefs doing their best impression of the 2018 Chicago Bears
sorry I had to
55:12 – 58:55 Bengals v Cowboys
In case you wanted to see the actual game highlights and not the damn Simpsons version
58:56 Outro