I can absolutely hear this picture

by Dangerous-Purpose-96

11 Comments

  1. Either I don’t get it, or this is a super shitty joke. What does Chaz have to do with this? And what does slow-play have to do with a 50y mortgage?

  2. 19seventy-eight

    Chaz is a legend. Throw some respect on his name.

  3. slightly-brown

    Phil: “now, Jon, can I call you Jon? How about we put aside I’m a degenerate gambler who owes millions. And put aside that I’m knee-deep in trouble with these bookies. And that these blood-thirsty folks want to bail me out. How do you feel about growing the game by playing 54-holes in front of no one to a AC/DC soundtrack?”

  4. apearlj1234

    Don’t forget the 15 year loan on your next Mercedes?

  5. you gotta try these gummies, I swear they totally help you recover and focus and whatever

  6. fallweathercamping

    Can we just get the LIV Moretgage™, please? I mean, it would be a “mortgage, but longer”

  7. AnaIFisher

    What is that hat he’s wearing?? It’s literally a blatant rip off of the old skate brand Fallen lmao. Rip, they were the best skate shoes.

  8. NotoriousMFT

    In honor of LIV they should be 54 year mortgages

  9. MenopauseMedicine

    Did the math, monthly payment is 15% less but 20 years longer and 40% additional interest paid over the life of the loan

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