How to rizz the cart girl 101
You want to see how to impress the cart girl? Stick around to the end and I’ll show you. Super getable par4. Teeded this baby up. Of course, Brandon walks right in front of the camera. Teed this baby up. Hit it to the very end of the fairway. Almost into the creek. I just magically remembered how to hit an iron on this shot. Even though I got the yips right now. Land this thing on the green. Give myself an actual look at a getable birdie. A huge break. I overread it by about an inch. Almost bang this baby. And now I’m going to show you exactly how you impress the cart girl. Well, actually, first I’m going to show you how not to impress her. First, you got to chat her up a little bit. Tell her, “Oh, yeah. You know, I do this. I do that.” And then she sits there and watches you just absolutely top one. Adrenaline’s flowing. You’re embarrassed. Yeah, she’s she’s razing you right now, making fun of you. And boom, baby. Oh, that’s what I’m talking about. That feels so good. She tries to tell me she wasn’t watching, but I know she was watching.
How to rizz the cart girl 101. Take notes boys. Just kidding, i topped it right in front of her. Oh well. At least the second ball was in play 😂😂. Thanks ti Haggin Oaks in Sacramento for letting me come out and play last week! I absolutley love this place a d jts on my list every time im in Sac. #golf #golftips #golfswing #golftipsdaily #golfpro #golftrickshots
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HIT SUBSCRIBE or 3-putt the rest of your life!
Just for my Youtube Fam, you can use code YT20 for 20% off the merch located at http://birdogey.com
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