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of you eating a [ __ ] 2 kilo burrito yeah how big is that burrito Christ I got extra stick cuz I was feeling fancy but what you have originally chicken with steak or just no just stick and then extra stick oh you’re bricking it please help me are you a United fan by any chance you shouldn’t be bricking it CU you know you’re going to lose I actually do think that I actually if I was a United fan i’ would be like realistic it’s going to be what 5 nil who cares we have got ly to lose have they CU of that stupid [ __ ] sorry sorry uh thoughts on ten hard getting sacked what if they lose the game yeah ain’t going I think it’s a formality that they’ll probably lose anyway isn’t it I think no he’s going sucked out way it’s been announced H well it’s been oh yeah you are right actually but yeah he’s gone he he’s gone oh he’s going no matter what really that’s the like consensus is that the Lisbon Discord chat yeah lisb Discord of sources of football sauce football sauce football sources sauce what manager woo football he’s excited man would you maybe he’ll go Chelsea ten hog could you imagine that n PO is going to go to man united that’s my that’s really think so that’s an exclusive again from the sour so weird from what what source is that leou I can’t reveal my sources otherwise like they won’t tell me stuff anymore you might it up haven’t you crazy man um bricking it because martial is on isn’t on the bench he was going to score he actually does have quite a good record against scoring against City doesn’t he martial you reckon he’s going to win the ball Andor W does he uh he’s got how many goals you got against City Ro when they lost 52 last season he scored both of them wow what a record uh I’m pretty sure he scored at least one more wow that’s three en God maybe maybe like if they had him oh sort that shirt out behind you made him look at it it looks like someone’s been crumpled there we go M I’m matching from you there mate might have to bring that up on backside talking to Backside talking about backside up the backside that’s what I brought up mate well go on then you can’t go on then guys brand new episode out and it is the most horrific listen of your entire life but hey it’s pretty [ __ ] funny so go and listen to it yeah it’s yeah I can’t even begin to describe what we discussed because if you want to lose brain cells go and watch yeah unfortunately leis was on a mad one in that episode and probably going to be on a mad one for the rest of the recording because we’ve given you more of a segment than we possibly should have then so mhm I’m just educating the Masters um up the back side keep typing away mate great involved in the comment I’m I’m putting a link in the chat uh go subscribe to Backside because there’s 275,000 people on this channel and there’s only 22 there so some of you a little let’s get that to 10% within the next week we upgrade the set and we haven’t no we do we do every 10 K but you know but one of the upgrades we got rid of yeah one of the upgrades was [ __ ] though bitched it um what I do think though is aren’t we trying to hit a different demographic like side would you know football Le but we want these freaks watching back actually yeah and that’s good psychology actually don’t don’t don’t click yeah don’t subscribe because we don’t even want you stay on this Channel LOS we don’t think you’ll be cool enough to get it basically so obviously you won’t understand it see there’s no point you even subscribing or watching yeah is I’m starting to see the opinion though that people are saying backside is in fact better than pitchside I completely agree with that who said that some of the comments they’re saying that backside Cooks a bit more m I haven’t seen those comments no have you put like hid I Haven seen them man yeah okay um yeah speaking of there will be a backside Vlog of said half marathon that we’ve discussed as well MH I don’t know when that’s going to come out I had to look at the foot based on uh based on leis bowden’s editing times it’s probably going to be out mid August I reckon um hopefully next week is the a but really hopefully next wow look you pulling strings over Dom in the corner he’s getting [ __ ] bled to death um the thing is though I looked at my footage and it’s like I’m not a YouTuber like like your footage is all like lovely and mine’s just like up me nostril with me go well you you were struggling more than we were it’s easier to film when you’re not actually that out of breath yeah it got to like the finals 5K and there’s limited footage of me cuz I think I was just like [ __ ] this I remember I was saying to Tom like in my stride whilst running my breaths were come on Louis come on Louis come L like for the last three call this okay but it was easy yeah proper easy for you mate who would run in a Hier rock race L and Reed versus Tom and Theo see that is an interesting contest I would like to see that but we would never do that because Tom would never agree to I think that’s easy yeah we I actually think we would win but he would never get involved to even do that as a I think you put me with Theo because yeah you you also recovering from a big injury which is going to make it hard actually yeah I could probably go with Tom and you going with that’s that’s a more even contest but I still think he would want I wouldn’t do it yeah that’s the spirit nor try uh what’s my favorite Dragon ooh dragging my balls across your face yeah that one or Romanian ridgeback you’re so weird that you answered that Harry Potter it’s Harry Potter yeah how do you even know the name of the dragon they don’t even say in the well all right well his first name is Derek my favorite Dragon the um what’s the uh [ __ ] a joke’s gone mate yeah good J’s gone he tried to set himself up there and he’s ruined it oh I can’t remember the name give him more time give him more time no there’s that um sex move that um brilliant you end up with oh no it doesn’t matter no no we can’t move the stream on before great uh great segment of the stream that it’s it’s disgusting okay Carry On move on uh this is a question for Tom Tom PS shut up how is Enzo moresa ask asking as a Chelsea fan how is Enzo moresa surely surely a person from Leicester would be able to answer that more yeah he he played efficiently than he played for us but he didn’t manage us he he he’s he’s good I I think he’s one-dimensional but he’s pretty good but um you get bored of his sty of football after a while I think it depends on it’s hard to judge when he’s had he’s had such a better Squad than everyone else I don’t know I don’t I think that’ be a crazy appointment but is it Norwegian Ridgeback just testing you guys you Harry Potter nerds what isn’t that lovely why is the Telly bent it is Norwegian Bri [ __ ] that’s bad Harry Potter law sorry guys there you go you’re very hor CD today AR um hi re Tom does Tom miss his misses why you no no of course not it’s a [ __ ] bank holiday and he’s watching football come on the lab uh he lives in Romania There He Go uh not not Norwegian good um ten hog was asked in ITV pre-match interview about his future and he was rattled well Lou seems to think that he’s leaving regardless yeah he’s gone no matter what what even if he beats Manchester City 10 they made the mind up about him who who the owners right and they are and they’re all little little bastard snaky businessmen who are all going to get locked up at trying to tap up Dan Ashworth so they’re going to have to hold that he’s going to go you seen all that no he’s leaving no one cares mate I swear to god stop tring about Newcastle nobody cares there’s not one person in the Stream that cares I think it’s a topical burrito shut up big topical issue at the moment actually no it’s not you’re getting a lot of love for your goalkeeping performance leis yeah man it’s just what I do it’s what happens when you count off the goggles to be fair you two were pretty much the entire best players really weren’t you to be honest you underrated perform kept playing yours no I was I was do you know what my dad called me up afterwards and he was like you look really tired so I was like really tired I the our defense was very good like um yeah like that’s what me like it made me look quite good cuz I didn’t actually have to do much and and Casey was very good too it yeah and Harry was brilliant Harry everyone bought me um an with the 20 [ __ ] hell season donation big drop uh no more arm wrestling than there mate each player and who they play like Theo is Jack will Shear self-explanatory Tom is a Dharma trior Brilliance but lacks consistency Reas botman decent his day [ __ ] when not I have to take that and lisis is Deka shy but has clutch moments that they were laws of is very generous who you say was me be like Adat I do get what he’s saying though in terms of like Adat can win a game on his own if he ends up doing that he was inesta Tom yeah yeah he actually you got that shimmy about you know that [ __ ] not necessarily pierced but you know playing against bin men yeah yeah but you you you were good on Fridays well they yeah but it is what it is is it yeah people I was rolling back the years it is a one time one time only it is a Theo Baker um Theo Baker video so it probably be out in about three months yeah that England yeah it probably just all be about Theo yeah he’ll only show his clip well to be honest If he if he just shows his Clips the video will do very well cuz they’re very funny he was [ __ ] yeah he was [ __ ] to be what is that drink this is this is uh Fiji Water mate it’s water very fancy water yeah I mean t water it’s t water this this and Evian are the two best phes for water Market that’s true yeah I understand it’s true but like I don’t know what that means I’m a noble human like what’s pH water’s water is it no no but water a pure water PH should s and this is I think 7.1 just ever so slightly alkaline we just lost 4,000 supp to say you with the two PS Lis you lost 8 n in O hold that do you know as soon as Theo put that picture uh the score line in the chat leis responding with the full picture of the squad I’ve been getting spammed with it non-stop by Australians who I think genuinely thought it was all first team cuz obviously they don’t watch yeah it was to be fair you know only Newcastle fans care about that score lineer on social media I didn’t I didn’t even know there was a game going on I don’t care man you do care I don’t care promise I don’t care I promise I don’t care uh Reese H with the two Aussie dollars Australia New Zealand pitch I tour I’d [ __ ] love that yeah oh yeah got Bond beach with the lads that would be unreal that actually we should definitely do that you know the amount of Aussie donations we have we got to pay them back one day it’s true actually we do have quite a big Aussie follow in me uh and then Daniel Muno with the5 city city city there you go oh he’s out here yeah $5 to just [ __ ] just to double down on the city uh two pounds from Tay Shane long or Tom Garett who knows we’ve never actually seen them in the same room together so there you go he’s got a big gap in his and we’ve never seen Lewis Bowden and the alien from men and black in the city together either or Oliver KH for him yeah yeah everything about you mate um well you said my first name okay uh reey going to do a h Ro again yes I’m going to do a couple before the end of the year so I definitely want to do a solo and then probably do another one with Theo and one with my brother so that’s three yep before December well the new season of H Rock starts in like November so you get loads of events at that point I’ll do one I’d happily [ __ ] do that yeah boring lift things up and put it down in it kind of but it’s a lot of running uh LFC ma with the 2 pounds hello boys can I snap Louis’s glasses make my day are you going to do that from my oh mate well I mean if you pay more I’m sure someone in the studio could do it for you if you want yeah I’ll do it uh this isn’t a super chat but I will answer the question rematch the club or team up with them against filthy fellas uh none of the above but still play filthy fellas yeah we we need to team up with the club who do we even [ __ ] big do if anything that’s exactly what they did against us yeah they brought in fthy fellas members played against us yeah and then had to hold that PK humble more like PK humbled he was pretty good though yeah he was very like if he wanted to score a couple more he probably could have done yeah uh Ang hell with the two guess a crazy transfer to happen in any League guess what do you mean Sean Sean Long staff to inter Miami okay yeah but doesn’t all have to be about is he like 24 that’s just my expertise though uh Tali back to AC his brother’s in America as well no he won’t get no back to AC M that’s that’s popular opinion man we’ve been saying that since he got banned have you seen this B being Al for 10 year I’m not surprised man he’s [ __ ] cheated so I’m do you know have you seen how bad some of them are by the way I saw the clip clips of the actual account there four of them so the Leer one is ridic get on his yellow cards is that what he was telling people back he’s told people in Brazil I’m going to get booked this game see cuz people were like oh why didn’t tanali and Tony get the same treatment it’s like well number one they came forward and they weren’t match fixing wasn’t trying to like uh what’s the word change the outcome of a game yeah pette actually like did something in a game to get money off that’s pretty mental 10 years imagine is just is over the [ __ ] bour which one is the one where he goes for a h b just like [ __ ] slaps out of the air bour yeah it’s ridiculous dude what are you doing Alec with the five Aussie dollars would love to have you lot in the gong here in Australia especially Tom speaking of Tom fancy a bum cheers Lads ggmu Aussie Aussie Aussie I don’t think Tom does bombing it’s just hand jobs Fantasy A buom that’s off balls of steel is it yeah oh yeah nice what did you call it Balls of Fury that’s the the ping pong Carl Carrington the two dollars boys come to adade if you come to Australia well I imagine if we do it allour we go to a couple places right I bet you touched up 10 as what to do yeah that’s a good point uh Max with two P when’s The Road to Dublin coming out Lads what it’s already out is it that’s out that’s that is out yeah yeah the [ __ ] Island Trip’s out is it the Dublin what do we what did we do we did we did a road trip and then the Road to Dublin thing we went to Dublin we did a live show oh right yeah yeah that wasn’t a video mate we just did a stream so you you can go back and watch it on our Channel yeah so pay more attention uh stop insult Steven SE with two Tom good drink to rate next is cumin and cider what the [ __ ] cumin and cider I don’t know what that means coming Insider yeah that’s he said yeah you idiot human me inside uh okay sand d f four with the 2 PS where is Joe’s Joe Well’s mate at I can’t believe you’ve been bited with that he’s he camping in the countryside I didn’t even get baited though I didn’t say it right no but he still got yeah he got you he’s still giggling a home right now okay well you can do the super chats next time L uh Josh with the three Aussie how many streams a week will there be during the auros at the moment we don’t know but definitely an England game each so at every stage presumably yeah we’ll do all the England games w’t we we could just tick this roof off well then that’ be floor three yeah that’s true just have people falling on us why would you want the roof off just so we can experience a bit of sun we just open up the windows yeah uh Jack with the three Aussie again Australian people welcome good day needs Tom in The Terrace at Melbourne Victory I don’t know what that mean means banging on there come on the Melbourne and then snooker stones with a 10 thank you so much mate do you guys find it weird that anyone who’s worked for Pep or under pep just get great jobs arteta Javi company etc etc um well he’s the best and he that’s why yeah probably it’s a good reference to have what are you what are you um hinting at are you saying that he fraudulently gets people jobs is that what you’re saying Neo manager uh hello how are you doing Ren Tom hello I’m all right mate it’s sunny outside and my mood is always better when it is so not about yourself you can tell that is true though does help with mood boosting doesn’t it yeah does it I think so shut up uh very good Saturday night stream time here in oz so we’re all here what time is it in Oz oh is it not later than that yeah true actually cuz we never we never record at 3: do we no what time is it there it is 10 to 12 you’re watching it at midnight I suppose yeah [ __ ] all right I bet it’s banging weather as well still [ __ ] Jammy bastards yeah sick of them well it’s winter there isn’t it it’ be nice to move to austral be nice I think I don’t think it gets that cold in Australia ever how cold is it every oie in the chat I bet what’s the current temperature in your room right now I bet you it’s 15° at least bet 15° bet they just literally do eat barbecue oh Carl with the two Aussie again boys come to Adel if you come to Australia I think you’ve double sent that mate um yeah 7° 9° outside 10° oh [ __ ] pretty cold it is midnight though yeah there won’t be a window though it’s midnight and they’re win you’re the one that brought it up though there’s no Breeze though so it’ll feel hot utfp with a two Lewis has the best ball knowledge in the room what room leis never has the best ball knowledge in any room he’s ever in including when he’s alone that’s a good one okay right well the’s not here so I’m going to do the lineups that’s crazy he’s going to moan anyway imagine he just comes in the Stream and go hey that’s my job all right in goal for Manchester city is Stephan Ora a back four of Kyle Walker John Stones Nathan aain yosco guol and then a Midfield double pivot of rodri kovic and then a front four of Bernardo Silva Kevin De bruy Phil foden and earling brout harand earling brout Harland and thenand you uh conversely for Manchester United in goal Andre Nana [ __ ] Ellie’s they’re both back uh Waker at right back D at left back but the center back pairings for Manchester United is the Butcher and Varan oh my god he has gone for it then yeah man [ __ ] hell this is a rough Midfield though what is that Manchester is it it’s the Manchester logo the B oh is it yeah after the yeah and also it’s the anniversary of the thing M isn’t it what the arena Grande thing yeah ah right but they’re both Manchester clubs today go it like for the it was 10 years ago no it’s not that long it so why is it an anniversary then don’t know they’re just both from Manchester this weekend yeah I understand that but don’t I just lost I think um and then Midfield two double pivot again of amrabat and Mayu [ __ ] you know uh rashford Momin garnacho and Bruno Fernandez at false 9 wow that’s kind of sexy yeah 7 years ago 2017 Jesus see that is knowledge right there right away we go imagine are you peeling to [ __ ] yes Manchester propably peely Kanani I’ve rubbed a lot of it off though the be symbolize Manchester is hardworking is that actually what it means [ __ ] what do we have huh what’s London’s logo [ __ ] H Max with the two pounds has Tom got the pitch side tattoo yet no no presumably we we will Vlog that first stream of the Season live on stream whatever yeah I thought we were going and doing it I do it live on stream F going be a bit noisy a rat is it it’s only little and oh I won’t be going ah you might you’ve never had a tattoo it might really [ __ ] hurt I’ll be all right mate or it might not I’m so glad I didn’t lose that [ __ ] like Anyway Joe Desmond of the five is Luke Shaw being disrespectful if he goes to the ORS and risks getting injured for United start of next season what the being disrespect what playing an International Tournament I doubt that what stupid question never never thing that might have actually been said in by bro um come on bro apparently people think the London logo is a rat or a cricket or missed my super chat okay Alec world with the five Aussie it isn’t too cold over here really good weather for buming speaking of buming if Tom needs to hand booking flights give me yell yeah you and if you like bming uh follow the link in the chat and new backside yeah yeah if you like listening to people talking about buming not actually listening to people buming I don’t think we brought it until like the 30th minute roughly in this episode which is by far like a new record but that might that might not be the 30th minute recording live because we do chop some bits out don’t yeah but like normally it’s like first three minutes well we we had a lot to talk about there was a lot uh of brand new news wasn’t there we had the football match discussed that was really the main thing and then of course your amazing half marathon yeah Vlog coming soon should we do predictions yeah I’ve just got a couple more uh Chelsea Luke 1998 uh 2s what do you all think of estario to Chelsea I don’t is that that the young is that the young Brazilian I don’t know much of him to be fair so not going to comment stepen C with the two Euros Prime fou or prime Owen oh Prime Owen I win you won a Bor uh G with 100 rupees love from India this is better than commentary isn’t Bruno wasted his false nine they could have played him in hland yeah I did think that I thought hland might start but um turns out he’s just on the bench yeah it’s been working quite are though isn’t it yes it has actually and he’s going to want the extra man in Midfield uh I be streaming yours over the summer yes you can stop uh type in that now got a lot of like fill in the chat a lot of stuff on the pitch go on then predictions I think I’m going to go 31 City [ __ ] that’s what I was going to do I was I’ll change it then I’ll go 41 City 21 man united but my heart does actually say two one man united it does recover man un I don’t know this is what man united do isn’t it are you just hedging against the fact that they could knock you out of this is this is what I mean I just know it’s just typical man unit will win and then like I’m getting laughed at for [ __ ] not having European football and somehow they’ve managed to get it you’re doing is you’re covering your back to make yourself look good just in case no I gen I generally I’m I’m bit pessimistic at the moment I just feel like it is man united to win this is it it is it man city is pretty [ __ ] much better than them yeah which is why it’s like man united thing to win I really doubt that we’ll see anyway uh zann with the five Canadian dollars start bench drop who in the Pod in this season of pitchside well done boys i’ uh what do you mean start bench drop who in the Pod in this season Off Pitch side well done boys there’s four of us that doesn’t make any sense uh St me and Tom bench Lewis siia do you know um do I want to hear something a bit mad yeah there’s a lot of rumors going around that AP McCoy is going to get um exposed this week been what so apparently he was caught shagging someone else by his daughter so then it this is what it was sent to me IU MCO was caught shagging someone else by his daughter it’s all coming out in the paper later this week we should say allegedly by the way this is all allegedly this is all allegedly his wife has already left him the son have apparently hacked his phone a while ago and they’ve got all the records of like horses he was pulling up and like being dodgy with really and all that as well that’s crazy apparently [ __ ] Goat as well apparently someone tried to tweet that and then they’ve had legal letters from his team like trying to seon theist and Stu wow Alec with the five Aussie you Lads chat a lot about buming speaking of chatting [ __ ] hell that took me by surpris I can’t wait for the next episode of backside speaking of backside Tom dropped your trousers a and also if you want to listen to Backside after this stream then then it is entirely free for you to do so on YouTube watch it you can watch and listen Spotify you can do both uh every Thursday 4 p.m. a new episode is released and plus um they’re all they’re all pretty they’re not topical at all really so you can go back and listen to True every single one is actually independently different from each other so they’re not out of dat they’re all as [ __ ] and mental as each other yeah if you enjoy one you’re probably going to maybe enjoy a couple more and then Harry with the 2 pounds do you think slot will improve Liverpool next season no no idea I don’t think he’s going to be as good as Jurgen klopp have you seen Salah yeah he’s cut his hair very excited he and then Neil morai is claiming the uh the inspiration the assist yeah he looks a bit like you now Lou he actually does uh just mat live with the two tuggy Tom who big fan there you go thanks M Scott Carlson on the Ben company to buy and confirm I doubt that’s true no it is what Romano yeah three milon they’re paying him what is he done to earn that I don’t understand it at all [ __ ] is going on funny like what’s going on in here breakfast breakfast how wait I really don’t get that what he down to earn that no idea surely he’s not a great manager either cuz he kept playing [ __ ] James Trafford when he was playing [ __ ] as well he did also drop him though yeah look at that that’s an interesting formation isn’t it do you know um how we about on back side about like person being live with like with the bra chopped off that what do you know that last who feel was on about being alive with the Britain chopped off on he said um they seen this thing today um still alive with a head off now they doing them head transplants oh please do you mean yeah just shut up I don’t actually think it now it’s on ITV oh so it’s definitely it’s a goodu yeah must be true then uh what on Earth do you mean by head transplant well is it in parts of the skull or it’s like a machine oh we’re not doing I Saed the video I’ll show you we’re not doing this are they [ __ ] robots it’s a robot machine yeah no I mean the actual head trans transplants are robots aren’t they they’re like what robot dolls robot doll heads no just like a head onto different body but I just know what what the function would be why would you want to do iton needs one I think it’s unless like you want a sixpack or something well you can’t get AB transplant yeah no but you put your body on the body of someone who’s like a bodybuilder God stop head oh that’s like altered carbon isn’t it what’s that when your Consciousness gets transferred to a different person then you yeah well they’re doing that just with your head isn’t it you kind of yeah Batman get downloaded into a little thing and then putting a new person yeah but it must be possible you have people in like iron lungs I don’t think just because you think it’s possible it means it’s possible well it will be one day I also disagree sign stops what people transplanting heads you just have to connect the nerves and everything back in what and the entire spinal cord you know the cerebellum brain they just take it out all getting done by this machine like it’s not finished yet but like they’re working on it right yeah think I think we’ll wait a while for that Andre Brown with a 2 pound as of right now who’s your top four next season right now [ __ ] uh right here right now City Arsenal [ __ ] man see I don’t really know because Chelsea and man united going have new managers aren’t they Villa might even keep their place there so I’ll go City Arsenal Villa we come back and maybe Spurs no or Chelsea I reckon did he say top four yeah what you’re going to have no Liverpool or man united or no new I don’t know I think there’s every chance won’t get to vill already have an established teamcast it’ll be City Villa Spurs sorry City okay I got Jesus what I about City Arsenal Spurs and Newcastle no and [ __ ] going on here I reckon man united finally I’ll get really or yeah see yeah the thing is it’s tough to predict anyone out of Chelsea Man United and Liverpool cuz they’re going to all have brand new managers managers man switch it left left left left left oh my God [ __ ] V just really good though surely not oh it’s not going to get given week anyway that could be that could be we said this last season and then it was a new team in the top four put us anywhere near it no uh you could do it actually yeah maybe no we supposed to have like 150 to SP I think I think you finish six next we’re supposed to have like 100 to 150 million to spend that’s after you sell is yeah that’s true actually is and Bruno are leaving which we’ve already established when you owe me 100 um they’re not leaving the the Bruno release Clause is starting I think it’s like from today to the end of June so it’s 100 million from today to the end of June that it’s there for so I’m going to win1 pound really AR I so like it’s going to be the it’s essentially it’s essentially like going to be the worst like month of me life just waiting for someone to go after but you said he’s bought a house I don’t think I don’t think he’s going he defitely leav fun either way is it no you said he’s definitely not leaving why would you be worried he said he bought a new membership at Gates head po uh ree what do you what’s your best tip for being healthy and do you have to be perfect like no processed food and stuff um that’s probably actually my best tip really is eat unprocessed Foods H makes a difference man is that no crisp then no that’s they’re ultr processed foods so I’m not allowed I’m going to give you my book that I’m going to finish in like a couple days it’s called Ultra process PE it’s very good but I can’t be bothered to not eat process cuz then you have to eat like fancy [ __ ] all the time no you just have to eat Whole Foods I don’t know what that is as in like chicken I eat chicken in like eggs I eat eggs like vegetable fruit stuff that isn’t processed that only contains a few ingredients so no bread Bread’s not Ultra processed technically but it is processed it’s tasty like what about milk that’s fine you’re trying to avoid Ultra processed foods so like crisp hindes beans they’re Ultra processed but they’re good for you though they’re good for you them they’re not good for you I told they one of your F de beans are good for you not like [ __ ] Hines tomato they say it’s one of your five a day on the tin yeah it’s a vegetable but still it’s the sauce and stuff that contains like loads of additives and it’s not going to kill me though no it’s not going to kill you I love beans tasty AR they have you had them called no I actually have at University it’s not too bad rough times with cheese uh cheesy beans no just a lump of cheese on the side that’s weird Jesus you’re so cheesy beans I made cheesy beans after a night out and you thought I thought IED [ __ ] mental you came home from a night out and you went I tell you what I could do with some cold no no it’s this thing I thought I invented the idea so I put beans in you didn’t invent cold cheesy beans and then I put and then I put cheese in and I melted it in and I was like [ __ ] I was like [ __ ] hell this is genius and then I found out it’s coming hundreds of thousands of people have had melted cheese and beans toast he’s just a staple British if anything if anything anyone that’s gone to like a random cafe and had a jack of potato with cheesy beans did that before you were born yeah yeah I thought I invented it I guess scrip m s like right okay uh you should sell the idea and see if it takes off uh Solomon swi with the $2 question for Lewis what software do you stream slre on um well than this it’s just straight from Black Magic is it uh just OBS OBS is the standard there you go what is that operating broadcast software something like that yeah open buom sex yeah that’s the one uh Mitchie with this with the eight Aussie doll [ __ ] H mate thank you can we get Lewis thoughts losing 8 nil to League allar a league allar you seem you do care you respond immediately as soon as that picture came I promise I don’t care so why were you Tweeting about it I didn’t tweet about it yeah you did I didn’t see a thing you delet anym no I didn’t I’d never do such a thing who can you name one player from that team uh no cuz we didn’t even have u m we had Dio in no yeah I we had who’s that we who’s that Center back who we just Murphy Murphy was in there oh yeah not Jacob Murphy Smith and then Davis yeah yeah some more generic names yeah maybe Murphy was there I I know what you mean now I watched the Oxford interview post match Josh Murphy yeah yeah the same I swear he mph W ridiculous they are twins yeah I know but even so that’s mental maybe that was Jacob Murphy and he just put his brother’s kit on and well I’ve seen a thing where I think it was like Colombian brothers or something where like he he kept he kept swapping with his twin brother to play games like in some League over in like Columbia or something and like his twin would there there’s a team that’s been done for it haven’t they got some guys brother who played for Barcelona yeah yeah that’s what I say yeah I seen that as well Sam with a 2 Pro tip melt a tiny bit of butter into your beans [ __ ] love butter I me mean used to give us like butter and bread for Christmas oh what bread and butter like lpac butter and then I and like some nice bread Christmas yeah and then a I swear just but it cuz me Mom would only buy like margarine and [ __ ] bread you got bread and butter for Christmas but is your have you seen the Juke the film The Juke no never mind it’s about uh like a heist in noted that it’s based in like Newcastle and I reckon your nan sounds exactly like Helen manin from that film she’s like proper proper Newcastle okay um Luke with a five high Lads Chelsea fan here I want McKenna as far away as we can hope oh a far ra we can I hope we can make top four Ps Tom is my fav and Lewis is Speck nard silv it would be it would be a crazy signing this early into his managerial career I agree he’s not ready haven’t they already made this excited to see it though cuz it’s just going to fall apart again is that is that confirmed that’s what they’re going for uh they wanted a young manager apparently so then but like surely they’re seeing the backlash and thinking no cuz they going to let him go for that’s what I want to know have seen and will he write a song about him oh that’s the next album if switch a ra an our team for players they going for pop and almeron are they yeah apparently they’re going straight back down we looking at the uh who’s the Valencia keeper some Costa it I can’t remember who it is uh Paulo Costa UFC [Music] fighter uh oh go on rashford you’re not going to do any go on rashford uh giorgi m yeah that’s the one 35 mil apparently Jesus him or um can’t shut up okay how 35 mil for this guy yeah [ __ ] dude Dam 23 yeah born in 2000 that’s crazy born in what the year 2000 it’s not that crazy I still find it weird that like I look at people’s ages in pro football and they’re just like born in 2004 that’s weird yeah but 2000s it’s only four years older than me been to the year 3000 Ben chance stopped it hey Lads what was the music Tom sang on the quad bikes something about Jordi girls going to get banged oh get bang it’s eat it’s called EAP Rhythm it’s bang EAP Galla get bang it’s Trill there you go it’s called EAP Rhythm etap Rhythm I’ve been stuck in my head for ages there you go you you can finally live comfortably again there you go mate e rhm one time with e rhm inside uh we’re obviously going to discuss it on backside but how was uh City apparently I’m being a Becky scored a 45y old Old 45 yard [ __ ] how long you playing for I just spent me I spent the whole time trying not be sick on the pitch yeah I can’t believe I missed it I I’ll spend that whole day absolutely like on my knees were you oh were you uh no I just didn’t W up what time was it it was very early in the morning we had to get up oh was 9:00 a.m. kickoff wasn’t it something like that yeah we had to be up at 9:00 up and ready at 9 I jesus cuz I I rang you but like it rang twice and you just declined so I thought he well that’s what happened I thought that’s I thought um he must didn’t R me twice you rang me once I had one miss you was like [ __ ] he was that he obviously weren’t too worried about me was he no I rang him and it rang twice and then stopped I was like he’s just so hung over he’s he’s either getting up coming now or he’s so hung over he doesn’t care wasn’t even that one over I didn’t know that I just seen this Sam with the 5S deser is said to have Sig an NDA already for Chelsea think all these other names being thrown just to make him look like a better option to be honest yeah I I think that derer is the new Chelsea manager so [ __ ] odds on favorite to get it The Bookies don’t lie I wish nothing but failure fight Chelsea for well the last time they man got a Brighton manager it went well for him didn’t it this one makes no [ __ ] sense and also is he that much better than [ __ ] gr and Potter who deserve it yeah than what he did at bright downgraded just when pochettino was getting things cooking yeah so stupid what a weird Club genuinely is he actually that much better than gr Potter I still R just had a rough time at Chelsea Chelsea was obviously a hard job poo came of a glow up in that in that uh period yeah like turtleneck I think his Eagle went a little bit crazy with the whole Chelsea thing didn’t it who poino he started getting fads in that you mean Potter Potter Potter what so because he sorted his hair out that means he’s getting an e [ __ ] fat P it screams like guy who broke up with his girlfriend so then he’s like went really like crazy got crazy haircut and [ __ ] brilliant What get what re I haven’t seen you since you freed me from Theo’s basement never got to thank you oh you’re welcome man rough time down there if we stuck with Potter we would be looking good now to be honest Potter turning into Spurs now hiring new managers every year it’s the Bly effect man bro thinks that you play football led by everyone and then win that that only works on career mode and even then it’s [ __ ] hard unless you play on like beginner Potter does that be way better do you do you actually genuinely think that [ __ ] I would say way better I think he’s I think they’re about the [ __ ] same to be honest I just I don’t know why they s po chelse fans are just it’s I remember when po came in and they were all and then po sign the all on side and then they they change their mind straight away it’s not even Bly it’s Egghead B what’s that mean I don’t know is he the [ __ ] director of football or something oh he’s twisting him up oh I twisted my Melon Man uh where’s Theo he is having a wholesome weekend camping who’s he got me love camper uh is Miss family camping so [ __ ] n it’s nature have a couple [ __ ] undercooked Burgers on that little shitty barbecue H we went go up we went go up to like Lo lman all the way in Scotland o you have to we have to build we had a little to get to the golf course no we were probably camping man yeah because no Lan’s where they have the Scottish open isn’t it is it the other side of probably W yeah no it is yeah no believe it no it is M we before the the actual open we to make like a r and rubber dingy rapper to get us over a river to our campsite take us back and forward so how did you get the food and supplies over there well that was the problem cuz we wanted to come there and I was like you I was taking the piss that you bought a rubber dingy rapid I was like what the [ __ ] you when call ringy Rapid he’s a four lines fan just a rubber dingy yeah rubbering rubber dingy rapid rubing rapid came really useful and then you know do you want to be in the que do you want to be on the ride I want to be on the ride Fast Track brother [ __ ] idiot rubber ding Rapids good job uh we have a loft don’t we camping for buck side I’d do that good laugh that uh oh uh oh if the spa went to there’s a big massive Mountain there as well which we climbed but like it’s bit dodgy like cuz there wasn’t a passle you literally just doing this I’ve been Fort William that’s next to Ben Ben neis that’s a good good you go anywhere in Scotland it’s like a bit quieter Scotland’s one of the [ __ ] most beautiful countries on the planet M yeah Good Vibes man it’s class like it is really good just like highand Scotland is [ __ ] it’s m another planet like just like good like what’ you say can’t we went another bit where it’s like surrounded by mountains and had a massive [ __ ] Lake in the middle SE we just went out on a little kayaks and there good good C though yeah I love that Brighton sixth under derer and then Chelsey took cedo Co mallister left yeah he has got okay yeah but they also started off really fast and then just deteriorated a lot didn’t they do you want to swap miks no it’s all right I just I’ve got a good posture I’m so it’s fine speed got arrested oh in London been in London I know is he thoughts about hansy flick going to Barca wait uh is that right is that happening I can’t be Roy I can’t be right is he really apparently so mate Raven stman Brothers collab interesting you say that actually every chance that’s happening who who uh world’s strongest Brothers stalman Tom stman Luke stman Luke’s injured so it probably just be with Tom seen that yeah it’s getting organized St it’s done apparently stal uh yes it is finished sa Javi Javy what I say I thought they jav yesterday changed their mind about Javi and then they’ve sacked him fabito said it mate done deal done deal these clubs are weird AR they City relegation odds what are they Man City apparently so yeah don’t know I haven’t seen them to be honest guys just rock up and watch the football you know what I mean have a look Louis and also deleted Twitter off my phone which is a constant source of information so don’t have it 20 to1 for City to get relegated 25 to one for City to get relegated sorry yeah wow CH stick a cheeky quit on that eh what well they’re obviously not going to get relegated it’s going to take like 10 years before the [ __ ] Char going be a good few years before it’s sorted you never know you know they did Javy dirty after begging him to stay they’re down bad yeah that’s what I mean I remember ages ago he was he wanted to leave didn’t he then they made him stay I want you to stay what a Grand Prix today tomorrow Monaco in it Monte car Oh no you’re a [ __ ] F1 fan no it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] spot these days oh Phillip we talked about company yeah yeah we have mate you go back and Rewind it if you want thought some petta he’s done bro bro he’s done he done you need they’re going to need concrete evidence but then again I suppose they’ve got it if they thing is all they need to do is like all the lawyers need to do is just look on that Twitter thread and go [ __ ] [ __ ] H man overwhelming so his thing isn’t like an addiction thing it’s just like I’m just cheating to make me m rich though I believe so yeah yeah which is actually what you said match fixing yeah technically I mean it’s outcome fixing isn’t it it’s not match fixing don’t bother me yeah gting yourself a cheeky yell just annoyed that you didn’t tell you I know literally I wonder how many uh Brazilian currency amount they actually made off the back of that cuz it’s quite few it they would have been putting on it there would have been open that this is this is how it gets flagged up like people start a new account and put ridiculous amounts on something that people don’t usually bet on yeah like who is betting on pette to get yellow cards and if they are they’re probably doing 20 quid or 10 quid not 10 grand they’re stupid what they should have done if they had a brain was open multiple accounts and bet it bet small amounts on each account yeah so it’s less traceable so if you’re listening Peta next time yeah if there’s any footballers watching I can teach you how to get around it well he’s going to be in he feels sick right now main machine team anyway he he had he had a possible move to Man City but now he’s do you know what he’s making so much money can’t he just give his mat the money that they’re going to win anyways I know it’s weird a it some people just like that some people just like that criminal lifestyle what you talking about but then he makes more money for what no I’m saying he’s trying to get his like friends and family Rich by getting yellow cards and them betting on it yeah but then that’s why he get to keep his own money and then make them a lot yeah but he’s going to get so much in life man if he if he wants to help them out just do it that way without stopping your career yeah if he wants to help him out just give him all of his wages well look at this he’s going to have 10 years and all wages now you won’t get banned for 10 years five year that’s already halfed it’s quite another lie where’s Mr B knowledge right there hey there in the room perz out in q1 on [ __ ] H he [ __ ] him that whole Sports [ __ ] does me yet in just get them in the same car do you know what uh chip was talking to me about this uh the the day is it [ __ ] there’s a there’s a course soon where Max is doing a 24-hour race so’s he’s doing a a race on his Sim and then when the racing starts in real life like q1 Q2 and all that [ __ ] and then the Sprint qual and the actual race he’s doing it on the track at the same place but he’s doing 24 hours of just continuous racing and the Sim RAC is really accurate actually yeah how weird is that and well I don’t know where where which uh he did it last week sorry there you go you seen that guy who was was a Sim was a Sim racer on Grand Turismo and then he became a professional racer in real life have you’ve seen that film [Laughter] too it’s basically a true story though is it yeah yeah I don’t think it’s the same person he’s probably [ __ ] he’s the guy in the film is an actor he’s not racing carard driver might be your posture all sudden got very good just off the screen sorry sorry I’ll slouch a bit oh see the thing is if I if I sit up right next to the microphone I’m Too Tall on this bit but also I don’t want my voice to be lost I can just get up and lift the camera up I guess people can’t see my brilliantly bright hair if I uh sit up too straight do you know what I mean you look like theal now backside sorry with your blond a like blending into the white background again re think St little is real we’ve been over this I was actually mental that was crazy that you said that pet is an idiot but it’s a funny it’s funny another one done for gambling with a betting firm on his shirt thoughts on crucial tying with giru after the Euros one of the most underrated 10 ms of all time man absolute goat one of your countrymen I want you to stay he’s a [ __ ] ball though to be fair yeah yeah he’s not bad at foot is he yeah he’s pretty good St thing to say that would be six wouldn’t it if he wins this Champions League yeah pretty ridic is that the most in history for one person it’s got to be who Tony Cruz I think it already is yeah cuz Ronaldo the ones with five that’s the most yeah but but modri will have six as well then did Cru ever win it when he’s at B um no Tony and Guy no I want tny Cruz yeah the highest is five at moment but modri is there Cruz is only on four ah he is only on four so modri is the out outright winner no yeah says he’s got five no it literally says he’s got five on the League website Wednesday M he’s obviously won it with Bayern as well you stupid donkey I’m telling you right now I’m literally on his [ __ ] transfer market he’s got five players with the most Champions League final he’s with Munich in 123 ID Tony Cruz sorry he’s literally won four with Real Madrid and that is five Revy you’re wrong it’s on the I’m on the Champions League website saying what May 22nd 2024 last updated with the most Champions League final wins Tony Cruz on four with Real Madrid yes but other no but other players w with Bay munic no no cuz s off is on four and it lists Ajax Real Madrid Milan Tony Cruz won it in 12 I’m on the official Champions League 17 18s you are an idiot you’re just going to have to hold that I’m going to fact check this I’m [ __ ] I’m not going to have to hold that you’re going to have to hold the L leis because he’s got five ah I can see the discrepancy so Cruz won one with Bayern but he didn’t play in the final so he still got a [ __ ] medal this the answer I was answering was players for most Champions League final wins oh Bor off you weirdo he’s got five so this will be six but Modric has actually played in all his finals you know so he he probably has the bragon right you know do you reckon he playing this one isn’t he doesn’t he start on the bench usually yeah Tony Cruz didn’t play CU he was still recovering from an injury sustained in the quarterfinal Dam so you’re both idiots I want you to stay sorry I beg your pardon oh [ __ ] hell yeah carall have six Jesus yeah carried man well modri might start because too many won’t play interesting oh there you go too many Man Too Many Many man why wen’t you in many play you injured I don’t actually know the what was what did you you think get back to me your thoughts on a backside paranormal hunt I’m not doing that why this not doesn’t exist Does it well let’s go f now well I know it doesn’t yeah well that that’s good though you have the skeptic and then your Believers together you don’t believe you believe in ghosts I don’t believe in ghost but I’ll get there and I watched a ghost thing yesterday and I was scared and I looking at me wob you are before closing it so they move the Ouija board and they go oh look at that he’s a [ __ ] pigeon and then they go that’s this is why we should do it man you’re 26y old man you’re checking you’re checking your wardrobe you’re scared I think we’ve got so much better ideas than just [ __ ] what 28 go finding out the answers to the to the world to the after world oh I behind him offended you know what let’s do a pause how has it been 25 minutes what the [ __ ] I haven’t seen a single thing happen it’s been [ __ ] leis might be right him man you know might Nick this right I’ve started a Paul we’ll see what the consensus obviously they’re all going to say yes aren’t they well if they if people want it then we should give it to them I’m voting no 100% you’re so scared you’re scared of ghost and ghoul I’m really not scared actually to be honest that’s exactly not someone who’s scared with say that is exactly I’m not scared all psychology into go right 65% said I think it’ll be really very funny I mean I’d do it but they we’d stay over the night it’s not real yeah it’s not real but then let’s to stay over it’s so long it’s just a little sleeper we stay over on other shoots in a hotel they’re usually fun yeah and we get to a football match in the process not we’ll go around and we’ll find some spooky ghosts we should go on a ghost hunt or whatever or go thingy but I’m not staying over yeah fine well it’ll have to be lit at night anyway cuz I’ll prove I will prove Pro to you during the ghost they’re not real but can we go to place a place where there’s like really weak floorboards just in case you like through them and we can play hi we can play hide-and seek in the ghost house that’s a bit scary is that really the idea you’ve come up with I think I actually think that’ll be a funny I think there’ll be that’s a funny scenario to be it’s not very it’s not very um logistical though is it with it the darkness and stuff oh it’s easy I’ve only I’ve only got a company who’s rep to me we’ have a call I meant I meant filming yeah filming wise figure it out be right you guys are Talent just have to turn up and perform you know that’s fine what are the other ideas um got tiet to Pottery I’ve done that you know it’s actually all right um I don’t think it’s as funny as you think it’s going to be I want to take is to um as long as we can invite Potter go we could we we should do painting painting is better cuz at least then you can like yeah um I want to take you to sandwich for a sandwich what’s that the where they invented sandwich yeah it’s a place in Kent isn’t it my favorite one so far is Paranormal hun why jmx talking so much Joel you’re going to have to show mate yeah you’re actually do my Ed Joel right 67% so I guess we’re doing it [ __ ] video of him getting arrested no days off man [ __ ] love it yeah keep it rolling hell yeah man all we do is just live every day till till it’s fullest man a day off is a day wased yeah okay I don’t agree with that you have day off today after this it’s not day off then is it I’m satting doing a stream right now we’re quite literally working right now what you doing tomorrow uh I was going to go to the pl final but I’m going to go and get pissed in and Monday yeah Monday off as well technically that is true yeah yeah but that’s bang holiday yeah yeah that’s a generic holiday for all people in this country this is why [ __ ] pitch buiz beach side beach side NOS fors I need you beach side as well [ __ ] did Tom and jmx squash the beef what beef I actually don’t know what he’s on about don’t know I didn’t have any we’re on there if anyone else has a backside Vlog idea put it in the chat cuz we might steal and use it yeah cuz we can’t think of anything ourselves the world is your oyster nice nice [ __ ] please come to Nairobi let’s do it [ __ ] like backside to Nairobi oh we should go on a safari tour that would be cool ah Stone L that’s scary that what safaries and roller coasters I like my like what animals in I me anim African Countryside I understand people have being scared of roller coasters but oh no [ __ ] way what a mix up of the I told you it’s just [ __ ] typical man united and they’re just going to win now little [ __ ] who did that wasio pricks manio man [ __ ] every time oh should we do um naked attraction but backside don’t I just came out with that based off what this guy said in the chat wi out it’s already kind of been done yeah anything athletic I’m down for man don’t you can you put me down for a tick on I think the best Vlogs are funny you need to find a funny scenario back spart race right will you bought that oh I think he’s on side yeah Stones is just playing him on [ __ ] hate this spot it’s so [ __ ] that’s hilarious anything I want in man wow how’s that even happen no just not spoke yeah t thought he’s coming and getting it and then justop backside Pub golf yeah see these are I want something out a bit more out the box things that you don’t see from other from other channels so like uh going to an abandoned building and doing no no no this is because what you do like legitimately one with a like we’re not going to an abandoned building like Jo does is like going to a proper place oh so you are aware that you’re just nicking the idea though I’m actually I’m stealing it off um who are those American geers used to do it with BuzzFeed and now so there’s more than one person copy them yeah but they’re in America so Alder cross if it’s overseas it’s all right we can copy okay fair enough visiting snobble I’ve forgot this out of Europe if we win that would be a bonus go to snobble I’d [ __ ] love that I mean yeah but is it as good as people I’ve seen videos of cont I just want a free derel and like run down isn’t it uh oh snow no he said Chernobyl lad skyd not a chance Andrew Brown with a $2 be groomsman on my wedding backside idea backside Spears Hopper race we could do a SP backside sports day yeah how we going to do that though don’t know I’d do a sky diive [ __ ] that [ __ ] I missed your Super Chat 13 sorry 2 afternoon jents top scorer SL team to win the Euros bet um top scorer Kai havs he could do actually some shame uh no uh top goal scorer I think will be harth kanth yes or mbappe and then team to win I’d go I’d go Kane or Memphis depay oh that’s a good sh actually interesting do you think they’ll do well yeah I think I think Holland have a good tourament and then to win it I think I think France will win it that funny is it oliv uh judge Kiko with a two pound actually are dark can’t get any worse uh pitch side in the Philippines oh yeah go to manila manila and vanilla paintballing yeah there’s plenty of stuff we can do pinning Lis up against the wall and shooting him with air Bulls good um if you haven’t sub to Backside though the links there cuz back discussion guys you should definitely subscribe because that’s where all the Vlogs will be going so you don’t want to miss them yeah backside Acid Trip wow hey the world’s are oyster imagine you doing that Jesus Christ I like being in contr imagine how far your eyes would come out of your head if you did that Lots I could see the future tell your eyes are about out your head go horse riding I actually can ride a horse I can’t you [ __ ] massive Tory I’m surprised you can’t you bet on him I know I can’t I also you boys do everything but talk about the game you’re going to have to hold that what do you want us to talk about mate uh we actually did discuss the goal so also that’s the whole point of these streams people don’t tune in for elite footy analysis to and also they don’t tune in to see what happens in the game cuz they can just watch the game yeah anyway um I’m going to B him from the whole I think I’ve oh backside Edinburgh Royal be mile crawl thing I think I’ve sat on a donkey when I was little back side oh like Seaside Stu yeah yeah I’ve never I’ve never ridden a horse is that right ridden or road or whatever I imagine rid’s right isn’t it yeah okay the people who care about your Bor knowledge are just socially inept wow that’s one of the most complimentary things we’ve ever had in this show hey thanks Guy SCS training yes but I want to do that for my channel no thanks don’t Nick ideas that I’m going to do on my we should definitely do the thing I suggested though oh that the under thing remember uh oh yeah kind of remember that was side wasn’t it yeah we could do it for buide yeahall they’ve got a good set up there Le keep talking I’m getting close oh you are reading chat then about time [ __ ] hell Lou I’m getting Max with the two pounds come to stor away and climb the Kum I don’t know what that means climb the where’s that um place that has like the sword in the Rock what Excalibur where the like the St swords like jammed in the Rock and you have to lift it up Excalibur yeah you’re talking about the Camelot I don’t know what you’re saying there was like and if you pull out King Arthur yeah if you pull out you’re the king that’s what the sword’s called Excalibur and the place is Camelot where’s that they’re both imaginary mate I thought that was like a true like thing where you had to pull the sword out that would be a good F wait you what so just people get crowned as the new king of England if they yeah but I thought it was a thing where like you obviously couldn’t do it does anyone want to drink or anything I’m ordering some drinks what drinks I’m going to get an espresso and then just I I hope we’re not getting [ __ ] all of our Vlog by you mate if you think we’re heading to Camelot which isn’t a real place out do you want anything what are you getting there what you ordering from like a cafe place oh I’d have like a coffee like or some sh if there was an option for that please do you want anything D no I’m good A little bit of C go what do you want a normal coffee um a Frappuccino or what I’ll have a frappuccino like uh Rees actually suggests a good thing which we’ve been thinking about for a little while do the soccer Saturday first goal thing it’s actually two goals isn’t it yeah the first team to get two goals that was my idea we should have done that yeah well next season we can definitely do it yeah it’s just finding it along a week okay um Tom of the five don’t go to Manila so seedy full of old men with 15year old paid for women other parts of the country a great I’ve got one we can go hunting for Loess monster there isn’t any Co here you want just a water sure mate yes that’s fine hunt for the Loess Monster uh doesn’t exist move what the hell’s black lemon water oh now but you got hunting for it on the Seas and scuba dive and stuff in the Seas yeah but that has a story in theck the whole point is you gock oh my [ __ ] God don’t you dare you prick oh oh he’s offside he offside why is he not reacting or is he just’s [ __ ] man Jesus Christ I told you this is going Happ I told you this going to happen is he off though he might have been off and I just wasn’t concentrating but that’s a good Ball by G ATA to be fair oh he’s way off oh he’s off oh no that’s close I think he’s leaning off isn’t he uh Joe with the five backside convinced the Saudi pro league to sign leis l lol want to stay away from for you now but the the lockless monster has a story has an angle on the it’s not in the city yeah you do it the lock yeah you go in the lock you’re what you’re prepared to you go there and you talk to the locals and you get the gossip and you get the [ __ ] know how isn’t that Black Mirror I don’t know was there an episode there was an episode with the lock in Black Mirror wasn’t there but that was about serial back side see if aliens actually lik get on this it is a genuine question if aliens would like I think they would if how about this for question right if you right alien comes here right now and you have to offer it one food from Earth Pizza chance oh oh what to yeah one food to say this is the first Earth food you’re going to have pizza I think you’re starting really complicated there no way Universal food across like yeah but it’s slimy it’s got like you know multiple I think you start with a simple chip okay fair enough you know what I mean you ease them in oh my god oh 2 oh N Out of the [ __ ] youres by the way oh my god get on the [ __ ] I [ __ ] told you it’s typical man it’s absolutely typical wow it’s [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] God it is so stupid [ __ ] this is [ __ ] now we have a game [ __ ] [ __ ] sport I told you anything that I want to happen the [ __ ] opposite happens I knew this was happening today I knew it it was just written in good [ __ ] call by you mate [ __ ] pricks I didn’t see United scoring twice very good it’s just typical man it is absolutely like they have the shittest season ever they’ve gone full Counterattack team as well they’ve absolutely sh all year a great and they get [ __ ] very well work goal this is like our uh fourth go well the goal that nearly happened against a good pass very very good pass Bruno does well not shooting that’s quality absolute PRI mining with the composure that’s what he does oh this is so [ __ ] I’m actually very glad that CM won this cuz [ __ ] man still why use your feet you noed look at him here speaking as a professional goalkeeper use your feet that is pretty poor you know you would have saved that I just that’s exactly the same as the what the hair saves that the hair saves just [ __ ] flick your foot out at it Adam Nicholson with the two Ls hold that cry more I can’t I can’t like come on City the surely man united bottle this you know what you not getting European football would actually make my Saturday [ __ ] toam man after everything you said God so good it’s right man united can enjoy this he’ll have [ __ ] Southgate next season me in relegation zone so [ __ ] him yeah but with a trophy in 2024 not bad currently doing couch to 5K sign up for the hne half next year can he wait for it yeah it’s a great day out spot I can I can tell you that and you might even see L Bowden Marathon next I’m going to join you for the 100 kilometer no you’re not [ __ ] that yeah I can’t even get your space for that even if you did want I’m just going to run alongside the road right it’s through Countryside but yeah no there you go oh you can have Diet Cod if you want that I’ll do that yeah sure dun with the 2 p Miley still better than my new Specky like easily I think he came to that conclusion that he’s not a long while ago [ __ ] is like kobby min’s leagues above Le [ __ ] and the all prick back side go to lowest rated Airbnb wow that’s a [ __ ] original YouTube video I wasn’t even being disrespectful I was just why don’t we just do [ __ ] City break throw a dart of the board wherever it is you have to go fornite little night out you can do that with Bing train station Bingo they AR you yeah s do it with any kind of like go to an airport and then book a flight split in I always wanted to split in teams and like race somewhere oh my God they’re in again [ __ ] hell City oh my God Bruno m is literally better than four out of five of newcastle’s Midfield man united T who are a bigger Club than Newcastle more coffee and they actually that’s not really what you should be saying race around every Premier League Stadium next season you get away from footies stuff footies footy stuff what do you mean for backside oh right yeah that’s what back stop stop putting people down man when they’re trying to suggest stuff they’re trying to help you out they’re trying to make your job easier you ask them advice they give you people making your and Edge them into you don’t even have a job anymore Dom does it all for you yeah that is true you just infrequently read chat and lazy bastard buide Top Gear isn’t an idea what does that mean does ree even like football uh sometimes why don’t we buy a farm man buy a farm yeah world and then do like a series on it yeah yeah yeah cuz we all have loads ofare time we’d have a good time to maintain a farm it’s not that hard where would we buy the farm Louis U there’s a website no but where in the where in the world would the farm be like above London above London above London that’s a pretty vague so you’re going to travel in and out of London to maintain a farm yeah oh yeah yeah do you even have a car well start just no backside by Louis B a car oh my God Smash Up Derby thing what does that mean cars you smash each other we could do um what’s the cheese thing where you run down the hill after the cheese yeah that is quite funny actually that would be funny Fe will probably break every bone in his body though so we can’t really do that feel right [Music] mate literally made of chocolate backside get prostate prostate exam prate prostate exam re versus Matt does Fitness in a boxing match I’ve actually uh made am mends with Matt nice guy that’s [ __ ] w i uh met I met him at a comedy night we were at home oh we looking each oh you’re great oh you’re great didn’t mean what I said you should have filled him in he’s a gladiator yeah I saw you you’re the Gladiator of pitch side Gladiator ready uh Matt with the two United win better season than Arsenal and new C hey can’t argue it man oh my God I know what I want us to do um I’ve seen this thing where you can fight as like medieval soldiers like you have full armor on and you hit each other with swords what like in [ __ ] role model yeah no no no yeah yeah but like proper swords like you actually like can batter each other cuz you got full armor on Jesus well surely blunt though yeah but like imagine you just accidentally but still metal slice someone’s arm off cuz their arm is not put on proper so like we can be medieval soldiers uh there wasn’t any between me and Matt guys is just cuz he nicked my thumbnail and title and then did a better video idea yeah it was pretty outrageous to be fair though and then Michael Fletcher great surname with a five pounds so did poch have a better season than how yes yeah no bo what me he did no the expectations and advantages that PCH has were massive he he probably got a massive [ __ ] payoff at the end of it as well great I just don’t get how your mind works it’s pretty simple anything that Newcastle do it’s better than other team yeah true but Chelsea actually did get ump football and you’re about to get none man united going to bottle this right you you were convinced they wi 2-1 yeah but now I’m convinced otherwise you see haven’t been good at all have they I do Laing that’s exactly what you suggested no but mine was real stuff L laring live action role play youve seen the film role models is William Scott and Rob oh yeah yeah you’d hear though yeah we should do it fcking you know what I’d I’d get really into it and he would hate every single second of it I think that’s actually a very funny video I’d end up punching one of them yeah yeah yeah like some you lost your ass some poor artistic 16 going I’ve just killed you and then Tom going shut the [ __ ] up I’m getting on to this after the stream oh for [ __ ] sake actually love that weird that’s a great video idea man oh there’s so many different ones we can do oh [Music] God [ __ ] just a why do they need to be autistic they don’t it’s just the same as me Lewis and Theo to be honest just you know oh there we go half half time and United I I can’t believe I’m saying this Manchester United a two up why is he running into the CH I hate when they do that just probably long maybe need a p maybe he need piece yeah it’s for the cameras what what if he need look like oh I’m right on top of it what if he needed a poo yeah I’m sure that 10 seconds he’s save and he’ll be all right brilliant what if he was going what if he shat himself the touch line at Wembley do you know more how much more embarrassing that is than running inside yeah yeah exactly we even have a quiz yeah oh we do yeah he had to do he had to do one last minute because have a guess why have a guess why you didn’t have a quiz prepped well prepped oh cuz you thought Dom would do it no no Premier League quiz was off oh is that actually the reason you just you put zero effort in now you go on to premierleague quiz.com get five questions and then just rock work smart so let me guess is it a career path it isn’t I found the Guardians quiz of the earth brilliant right some good question these are better questions aren’t if I guard behind a pay wall too haven’t you paid for that no not this oh right these are bad questions then if I thought of them myself that is true go on um buzz and ises please buzz uh buzzer get it ah um question number one how many questions is it these are be how many questions you’re not going to your buzz in these how many how many is there on there though I’ve got six but there’s I’ve got more if we need but like do 10 final final day of the SE [ __ ] hell no no no no we do we can do some extra afterwards but the winers decide after these mental some of them might be sh not apply so I have to pick and choose so go on then okay these are based on the season of football we have just witnessed in the Premier League oh so we’re just going to in next podcast episode question number one what’s that the quiz of the Year those are the pit those are the pitch side Awards you silly goose just say the question um can we have EA please which team played with nine men against nine men [Music] oh we went with that one you weasel Burnley incorrect Rey uh uh Chelsea English is hard hello Earth to Louis no but shely for this is two right answers well yeah yeah okay you got one of them so I got it right but this is you only got yeah okay well yeah one you either say one or the other don’t you yeah one of the teams you’re right so do I get the point of what no you need get the other one as well it says which team this confus say which teams played with nine men against each other you get a point that one confused me well very who’s that against Spurs Chelsea didn’t have nine men it’s what’s confused me which team played with nine men against and against nine men yeah Spurs had two players sent off in the de Chelsea the question was who this season has played with n men and then against nine men Spurs Buzz Spurs point to re I already give it to what you want about he saidel I already give it to him I have I have I have to give the point [ __ ] oh I can’t say the word on live but you’re re good point Thank you thank you good pointment you [ __ ] idiot well done let’s keep some deor [ __ ] I’m might win it if you added up the points won by the three promoted teams you would reach the same number of points by which team oh uh that’s my brotherz yeah Aston Villa no I’m not playing okay back to ra uh I know the answer as well first well done two points to re smashing it today man I [ __ ] two a up man just like United who were the only team not to have a player sent off this season oo what do you think Tom uh where you get it Arsenal Football Club incorrect Tom okay back to you re he’s not very good at this is he yeah he’s struggling today do you know the answer [Music] no and he doesn’t matter what he say he’ll give you the point anyway that is true only if you get a correct but who’s not been sent well no that isn’t true though is it you got the first one right but he didn’t well I already awarded the point uh it’s like if you give the goal I can’t overturn you don’t have V here hello Chris Palace incorrect damn it well we’re two out 20 down he wants to play now doesn’t he he’s going to try and get a comeback going he’s too compar you go and get a win five he’s only going to start playing as soon as he knows the answer to a question and then um the clue is um that’s my buzz they were a team team that were promoted wasz Luton Luton is correct only team to not get a red this season it’s pathetic pretty crazy is it m absolutely pathetic what are they doing which manager maybe if they cared more they have stayed up he which manager picked a team featuring 11 players from 11 different countries uh Buzz jgen klopp jgen klopp is correct well done he didn’t buzz in he said there is my brotherz you silly donkey who scored a goal set up a goal and scored an on goal in the same match this Chris Wood Chris no scor to go Sao I remember this I thought he was she on the peeling skin man ah is it Cody gakpo Cody no you could have said Cody C no yeah that would been pretty cool um it was between a game uh featuring Spurs and man buz was son it was son oh yeah damn B man he’s on the board look at that no that’s my second Point what did you get before the manager Luton red card oh he did actually yeah final question you’re in trouble mate I’m going to get caught uh Mata scored three goals on the last day of the season making him just the second player to score hattrick for Crystal Palace in the Premier League CH it’s wrong isn’t it Reeve I’m currently ahead so even if he gets his right we’re going to draw no it’s double points you are incorrect [ __ ] uh B oh it’s so it’s between two for me I’m going to go with did he get two or three Dwight Gale tension in this room right now you’re wrong oh uh oh no clue Andy jum oh [ __ ] that’s what I was going to go for yeah it’s wrong oh oh someone gets a clue oh I’ll get a clue then ah GR this person hit a hatrick against Sunderland in 2015 2015 oh my God it was playing up front for Palace in [Music] 2015 I can only think of one player but I don’t if he’s got to hat is it um buz zahar oh that’s really good isn’t it it is zahar it’s not zahar it’s not Z who the [ __ ] played up front for in 25th we need another clue gives his nationality oh oh he’s buzzed early Jordan are you that’s a mental guess yeah it is isn’t it that can’t be right give us National um are use both in here no no it’s just me of course he’s suggesting another clue yeah know yeah you You’ buzzed in early whoa I feel that’s unfair give another clue until you have another guy wizard what he means to [ __ ] off he’s buzzing early give me a clue we don’t do clue every round we you have one guaranteed clue you don’t get all these other Clues not just cuz you demanded a clue it’s not my fault he’s buzzed in early I I never even said I was going to give a clue anyways come on you always give Clues no when I feel like it when I feel like you’re struggling I’ll let you struggle you only have one guaranteed clue really struggling no you are re’s ready to go I’m ready baby for we’ll do a career path once Tom uh bottles this one why he’s just going to win that actually yeah let’s let’s do let’s do something else what you good nothing I have a really mental guess in my head but I’m sure he just didn’t play that many games for him um is it is it shac um we’re going to have to just do a career path yeah going then I’ll set this one out so starting at Hillingdon burah he went to floriana Plymouth Ary rushon and diamonds on lawn Barnett on lawn Bristol City permanently Crystal Palace then off to Everton oh okay I thought that was going to give it away Aston Villa on loan Andel on loan sportan on loan barah on loan k r rise Spa permanently Swansea City and now he’s at Sak s I’m surprised you haven’t got this from the palace to Everton oh I know who he is yeah bass [ __ ] yeah no I film with him as well get in I I [ __ ] said the wrong buzzer name yeah oh lucky mate what we need we need a toe Break um oh rip dude you I didn’t even play V for that I’ve CAU yeah that’s really embarrassing okay ER Harland was the only player to score more goals than Cole Palmer who was the only player to finish the season with more assists uh oie Watkins yes correct no cuz you said the last one was double points I don’t remember you did say oh my God you never said that so now we’re just tied CU I one behind got double points which put me onee and then you’ve just tied it up so we needed we need a finisher okay um the final question is no don’t be stupid for’s birthday I bought him pink socks what were the other present no that’s just be serious that’s serious uh an assortment of pack of sis gels that is correct [Applause] [Laughter] yes come on you know we would we just ruined the reputation of the show if we just going to be silly what that was serious question do a serious question yeah Daddy’s crying come on okay we’ll do closest surely there’s more than seven question each person has one guess Clos I hate these closest wins what each person gets okay uh what percentage of goals were scored from the 76th minute onwards in all of the Premier League season this season yeah oh [ __ ] um who’s going first you I’ve got mine yeah he’s just going to go 1% more or less than me you little nerd uh 38% I just lost it oh quiz man yeah 37% brilliant where’s it gone I was going to go is that the number you had is it I was going to go 28% I’ve genuinely lost it with there all he said 28 and I said 38 I don’t think he’s that many imagine it’s 33 that’s a lot that’s a lot you know that yeah I don’t know I just thought yeah NE that’s not far off half half of all gold in the last lot of extra time though isn’t there [ __ ] yeah okay remind me of your guesses 38% some Tom said 28 so it is two numbers right the second number so the last one is a five oh it’s 25% it’s 35 no I think you’re closer I forgot about it is either a two or a three is it really is it so we oh we’re pretty close then good guess the percentage is 25 it’s a quarter in it 25 yeah that’s still a lot though quarter of all go shock I win again I didn’t trying to help your best way I could like me and I didn’t even play damn it I didn’t even play for half of it I’m so [ __ ] go Weir I might be the I might be the best quizzer in the world I told you told you there a chance of me winning if I was playing on my own uh right super chats catching up fromed off by the way $2 reval Tom on Misfits just need boxing training no I’m all right thanks no good mate the people I get put against [ __ ] like 6 for six do that you verse um true Johny I can’t be asked to get fit before or risk snapping my arm again so oh yeah that would be nice Council lighter with A5 leis what three players should Newcastle sign to win the league I want Gibbs white I want ramsdale and I want to win the league these are the three signings you think would win the league realistic sign keep that would be second choice Gibbs W admittedly pretty good but give me wart as well Gibbs W Adam Warton and to win the league yeah I hope you get all those sigers because then you’re going to get Adam wter they’ve just signed him then there’s no excuse he just said what what players do I want yeah realistic but also so so so you went realistic with ramsdale but then what are you on about we could buy one but also the also these are the three he thinks would win the league for new he well it has to be realistic you didn’t no it says three he said three to win the league that’s that’s a bit of a silly question isn’t it why so you gave a silly answer just three realistic signings that will help you in the league no don’t even do realistic three signings no no cuz like Belling him and it’s just like boring is it f then go on then I want ramsdale so you’ve not changed your answer no great I do want more than GBS white he’s just Tred to shoot from the ex the same as what we’ve just said which Center back do I want now you thinking positions you need to strengthen that’s good I might actually want a left back instead aluno Davis okay is that realistic well you saying don’t they so you still pick ramsdale [Laughter] and good times man merilla o bran right they’d be two good signs Maro would be yeah he he’s he’s um that would be pretty achievable we see we getting a oh my god oh he’s tou let him down lloy Kelly and Adar you’re getting Lloyd Free transfer just dep sigs I I tossing yeah Big Stiff idiot him fits right in Castle then get a couple free transfers in give us some death thoughts nice yeah okay no yeah I mean you like it he’s better than playing the M craft no disrespect yeah it is I can’t believe he’s still here Paul do probably going to get a new contract as well we need [ __ ] Scott Carson still play in Man City mate you got to keep a couple of them around the loyal servants the loyal can’t believe [ __ ] doing this toen probably would start yeah cuz bot’s never fit he’ll be back for a new season isn’t it an ACL yeah there’s no there’s no guarantee he’s going to be back then is it it’s quite sad isn’t it look at Scott mcdom he just broke into the nothing Squad as well sh him and Van dijk or him and deit I don’t think he was starting but like he just broke in yeah 2025 before he’s back apparently according to your uncle n does Lewis only know English people yeah he’s a quintessential Brit right here come on literally no other nationalities he wants to sign other than brexit that’s Hall man is it h signs tons of English play your [ __ ] best players are Brazilian and Swedish un English are they you Gordon tribia I mean your best two players are really Bruno and he he’s in oh my God go on oh he’s going to get it oh oh [ __ ] pass City all over the what the [ __ ] he doing m city have been awful Mario’s had an absolute [Music] May no double for the boys Le gives a bad rep to Newcastle fans yeah you’re you’re going have to take that up a buch yourselves though guys we don’t account for Louis’s Newcastle opinions my opinions are popular man really yeah man I was speaking to Lad um at the city thing the other day whenever I speak to Newcastle players popular opinions for people that aren’t Newcastle fans I don’t think everyone like all Newcastle fans love Joel Linton as much as I do these just are like a little internet nerds like when I met that Giza city was like jolin’s the best center mid in the league you’re right and he was on about I always get TS of [ __ ] cuz you’re against Newcastle we love our players man no one said that John Inon was [ __ ] we just because we all said that he’s a very good sen made what are you talking about so because you found another Newcastle fan that’s just as deluded as you that means I know I’m saying that means you’re not I’m saying your your confus and delusion with love might love with delusion no delusion I think Jonathan is a very good footballer for you but I don’t think he’s the best player in the world as you say no he is you’re wrong he’s he’s a [ __ ] number nine converted to a number eight delusion amazing isn’t it versatile he just can’t score can he really that’s the problem yeah but he’s a big like massive muscly man St idiot yeah yeah St in Center I I like the temple from City like they [ __ ] look knacked [ __ ] buses would Lis ever admit that Walker is a better right B than trippier I think he has done are you yeah you wouldn’t admit that you did in the top five didn’t you trip has just fell off a little bit um quite a lot actually really hopefully he has a good Euro there cuz he’s about one of our only left backs that we have yeah if Tom will allow it yeah yeah well s he’s got Tom are we allowed to wear England tops during the euros and you can do whatever you want we can I don’t know why you’re asking me for fashion advice you wear the shitty you say you have opinions on like if we allow wear foot tops just wondering if I’m allow I don’t have an opinion on has that ever meant anything you wear Newcastle shirt every single time we do anything on I just want a yes or no just so I know boxes four days running so I don’t you asking me if you can wear a footy top he’s avoiding the question can I just wear a football England top for the wear anything you like why you asking me start dodging the question a bit I don’t think I am say yes I think if I said you can wear anything you want doesn’t that answer your question yes it would be better it’s not very specific to the item of clothing I’m talking about are you actually going to brush your teeth this year or now he very aggressive isn’t he feisty he that a question Fey one you the that could be a pen no it’s not oh rip dude come on doku Do’s been Pony yeah he’s just not it’s CU it’s wck attacks man if doku can’t actually beat anyone One V one he’s he’s got nothing he’s got [Music] nothing kind of mad that City Liverpool and potential United all with zero or with trophies but zero for Arsenal yeah some trophies are different value though aren’t they Prem premier league is the biggest trophy there is time are way off apparently is it no it seems to be pre- spawn [Music] hi Thomas and Oliver who has the bigger head o probably Tom actually I think we’ve put a cap on at the same time and he’s had a bigger oh oh [ __ ] at least is a trophy yeah I wasn’t disagreeing m i yeah League Cup’s not the same as the Prem is it really is the championship how many League yeah is a question how many League cups do you reckon is the same value as one Premier League 20 exactly I reckon that actually genuinely is the conversion you know is the championship hard harder or easier to win than the conference League oh off the bar [ __ ] harand man [ __ ] he’s so [ __ ] put it in the net prick wait what but you haven’t won any though why are you even criticizing the values I wasn’t I was just talking about them some guy in the chat said I just answered this question 12 five no way it’s more than five you trade five League cups for a Prem I think it’s got to be more than that easily more is literally the answer the answer is three it’s 20 it is 20 I reckon it’s about 50 15 to 20 yeah for what how how many how many League cups would you have to trade for a premier league what 15 15 to 20 Premier there so there’s so many like such a little amount of teams that have won the also the how much you win from winning The League Cup you don’t a lot do you no no not about the money no I know it’s not about the money but financially what’s the conversion oh thank you you missed harand hit the bar yeah smashed it can smash it Le a billion The League Cup is just nice to win there you go is the championship harder or easier to win the conference League the champion Championship Championship why easier obviously um in what sense you mean if if Newcastle were to be in the championship Dr would they win it easier than if they’re in the conference League well the teams the caliber of teams in the conference League are much better then aren’t they it depends if you win the league cups in a row yeah okay right let’s maybe like eight in a row you trade for a Prem now cuz after like the fifth you saw there I’ll do it for five in a row de bruyne’s been hooked I mean that’s a good managerial decision because he’s been [ __ ] Pony de Bry finished leag cup is still a good trophy it’s not like a new trophy or anything yeah but I mean the Prem in this day and age is is pretty [ __ ] shut up spectacular isn’t it why the [ __ ] fil on to stop it spilling on the delivery mate you’re very aggressive to this was that aggressive or was that an answer to your question I was kind of aggressive again oh here’s a question for Lou I got some cookies here what mate can’t eat it huh Ultra processed food uh here’s a question for you Lou at what point do you think it’s worth introducing gels into runs never no one a half marathon I’ll accept one and half marathon but it it’s I’ll give you the real answer Spud if you’ve ran about 40 minutes I would say start taking jails and then every time another 30 minutes hits go do that way and I’ll give you the real real answer um that is a message that is pedal by the running Market to get more money out of you gels do [ __ ] all just eat a neutr bar and go for a run oh so you technically did have a jail replacement you just ate food instead did you eat that nitrog bar while you run it no I had it before oh okay see just run move your legs you’ll be right yeah he is right is there a certain distance or time spent a lot of the time it can just be you know however you feel but it’s probably better to do it off time maybe not distance cuz you obviously oh it’s about maintaining the oh is that a penalty no no what do you think pep needs to do to turn this around oh my God I don’t know if he can good speed isn’t gel supposed to go into your hair yeah there’s a lot of gel you have in your hair oh question for LS Bowden is there a certain amount of money required before you start promoting jails Lew I think like 50 Quid I’d sell out that’s a get me a pizza up doesn’t even for you the [ __ ] gels exactly it’s how much it cost no but a pack of them is probably about close to it’s a lord of rubbish honestly it is genuinely Lord of rubbish you could just have like a drink some water have a Jelly Baby yeah that’s the alternative drink some water move your legs yeah like people hand you like a pack of sweets on the course just keep running you don’t need all this random [ __ ] if you’re going for a run just run how is colon Ultra processed it really is mate um and I am a hypocrite but I don’t want the sugary foods that L has given me at least this hasn’t sugar in Sugar’s good for you man there only got other random [ __ ] in though cuz no it has yeah you oh what a SI but I need the boost for the second half and I can’t oh no why didn’t you bring a little suy thing then what one of the things hell are you want about wow I’ve got to do the I needed a tiny dose of caffeine to my energy to have an espresso I was [ __ ] lagging a bit you know putting it with you takes his toe especially when you don’t wash why didn’t you have a shower today why any reason why I did I’ve gone from not running a 5k to running a marathon in two and a half months you don’t need gels at all that’s fair enough what what took you so long what time did you do it what time did you do it Mitch that MIT tooker no don’t think he’s done a full Marathon yet has he good ball oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] team oh yeah this means you don’t get Europe yeah you actually oh oh leis will you have run a marathon well why is 100% he will we’re going to make him do it yeah but why I actually think because running a half marathon is not a bucket list thing to take off you can’t tell people to run a half marathon no one gives a [ __ ] about that if you tell people you you’ve run a marathon you’re in the top 1% of people three what’s your Marathon record 414 I could beat that probably can yeah I pulled it with cramp and I didn’t train that much as a what steals 450 I think 450 [ __ ] hell you walk it you get lost they passed Burger on the way I do marathon that’s easy it’s just it is just more of the same of what no that’s exactly what it is but that makes it harder no I did right so I did a half marathon you were you you even said yourself the last 3 km you were struggling imagine you got to do the entirety of that again oh here’s the logic okay and your feet feet were bleeding you had the toenail come off yeah that’s fine you just keep moving you got to do double the distance man yeah but that heat as well I did that in three I did that in three days notice so for a full Marathon I just need six days and if I want a better time let’s say seven days so give me one week notice and I should be able to do a 415 Marathon honestly if you that’s that’s my trajectory you did a 415 marathon on a week’s notice you might be the most athletic and athletic person I’ve ever seen that probably could that’s only like what six 6 Minute 15 km people you know what Runners are I feel like Runners set these bars and tell you that these times are impossible to get and then you have a person who’s played a real sport on the life and then like you just [ __ ] like smash it out what’s the real sport you’ve played boxing real sport I’m tell you everyone who does all these Runners like couldn’t kick a ball save the life and I’ve never done out Pro Smith 2 P Favorite in between his quote oh um don’t know oh there’s so many there’s so many I I reckon if you just if you said one i’ it used to be the least sharp one that used to be my favorite yeah um actually know stop burning my things say are quite funny nah that’s not that’s not even top 10 I like it um I don’t know I mean the the bag of shit’s always a classic who brings a bag of [ __ ] to the pup your dad does your mom okay what about oh no is that a fish yes Lauren it’s a [ __ ] fish uh ree any advice from dealing with shinsplints uh they stop me from running long distances yeah you’re just going to have to rest me just keep running no don’t keep moving your legs don’t do what you say keep moving your your shins and take rest and also stretch your to be honest interior out what what you have to explain what that is okay you have to explain what is this muscle here at the FR you can’t just say yeah just just uh flex your hemothorax out and then you know you know what that is do you what is that is that real oh yeah I just said a word course not really doy would you say heor heor heor uh what running watch do I use it’s a 4Runner 965 Garmin yeah oh you can save money and use your phone ah the fact that you actually did that is insane [ __ ] crazy a ran a half marathon today finished it in 136 [ __ ] hell fair play dude no jails just some Harry bow after 1 hour aiming for sub 130 that’s very impressive what is sub oh oh he’s missed off I think he saves this boys based On’s reaction no I think he just put it wide no I can’t believe this is actually you miss thenen starting P6 what Man City Pass yeah wide Jesus how much money do you get paid [ __ ] me that’s he healed in it that is poopy do I think a marathon or H is harder marathon is so much harder than H Ro mate yeah 100% yeah we’re going to get these boys to do a hiero as part of the video that that actually looks like semi hard cuz you’re actually doing something other than running it’s a majority of the thing though running is it h rocks yeah it’s 8 km oh easy that’s easy it’s for you now yeah yeah but on tied legs is the hard not now John my [ __ ] neck on the people call be rev o uh depends on what level they know me you actually spelled ree wrong there it’s Rey that is true yeah if people know me personally it’s usually Ollie olle olle OE tits in the cholley smth two PS any used watch the darts Thursday yes I was in the [ __ ] arena for it mate God it was brilliant it was good so good he’s actually brilliant is he decent it like when he’s on about all the doubters though majority is on his side no it’s because they were there was a load saying he shouldn’t have been in the Premier League darts it was too soon for him and that that’s what he was on about he went on about the fans L Luke humpr is actually a proper nice guy he yeah he’s the yeah top tier lad he’s a lead fan as well [ __ ] him okay who’s the fittest darts player [ __ ] far sh what’s her name oh faren sherik faren Sher what’s her name Fallon Sher Fallen sherik yeah probably a she’s going out with C men isn’t she is she really yeah I don’t care right Barney yeah great shot mvg oh God he’s one ugly bloke can he oh what the [ __ ] are you doing at this point man I know for thaty get out of my that he’s really out of order sorry you have Jon Stones taking strikes from 30 yards he’s done it before Oh’s finally coming on is it rasm H’s coming on to like try to press the defense and get us doing a Trion in September buzzing for it and love training at the moment which one are you doing mate good luck that’s absolute nightmare that imagine swimming that oh this is this is a very good point which you uh see you swim not strong no so no how can you not swim just move your arms and leg s i can swim a bit but I’m not very good how can you not swim just move I keep just saying that keep keep saying I can’t swim you can’t swim okay see your eyes you um yeah I was going to say this it’s a big point that you seem to ignore veran and Martinez make United so much better miss a lot season who well you said that inj CRA you said injuries didn’t matter to them and it obviously has just do matter to you I’ve never said only injuries I’ve never said injuries don’t matter to man united the only Club injuries don’t matter to you just say things and cl no no no but the point is you constantly G about newcastle’s injuries and that’s the reason why we’ve had more injuries than anyone else but then you’ll say we sub United is [ __ ] and Chelsea is [ __ ] when they had the same problem no we’ve had more injuries though yeah but they’ve had more important injuries no who used to we’ve had massively important injuries to our team no you haven’t if you say tar I’m going to break this mic what would Tom’s YouTube name be I do have a YouTube channel just called Tom Garrett I think wow what an original YouTube name actually to be fair that’s exactly what Theos is and that’s why people don’t know my name exactly you miss misspell yours on yours Oliver flesh Warrington Rey uh oh oh missed it everyone’s getting on your case now mate what your injury comments like man united we how many prems will Newcastle win in the next 10 years uh zero three 30% is he just taking Johnny Evans out by the way I missed that then I was looking at you laugh at him Chelsea had 54 injuries I’m pretty sure Chelsea and United have had more than season yeah even so they’re better players than who you’ve total D lost to injuries Newcastle I couldn’t care less Paul D and Jacob Murphy had a [ __ ] couple of months out mate when you compare that to Bar who literally one of ignoring the major injuries that we’ve had we barely even had col Wilson the entire season we’ve had no second stri we’ve been missing eement only the [ __ ] second best striker in the league you say nor Joel Linton as well actually Tri had been gone for [ __ ] ages who was one of who was our bigest our biggest goal Creator 10 assists he had this season and we’ve been missing him but you just ignore that cuz that doesn’t fit your agenda 1,950 days missed the second closest team is Sheffield United on 1,700 yeah but the caliber of players is just so much that’s in your in your opinion the importance of other team is no different you’re just seeing that to try and fit your own agenda no you no no no no agend disrespect they have been affected we’ve just been affected more that is an absolute that’s an absolute fact not a fact well it is it’s not I’m looking right here we compare to the say all right fair enough let you have trippy you know obviously an incredible right back very important to the team Reese James who’s better yeah but this no this is again this is what you miss Chelsea have far more dep than a team like Newcastle they’ve been at the top of the table for far many years they’ve inherited a better Squad we’ve came from a relegation battle to in compe you’re disrespect you’re disrespecting how important and impactful the injuries of other clubs are you just seem to think that Newcastle had not said that at all I’m just saying we have had it worse we literally have we literally have has been much worse their defense than yours it’s just get n it just gets it’s man united man what are you want about you’re so weird this is enough oh my God that [ __ ] it’s a corner in it a team like Newcastle richest club in the world yeah true again that’s just like very very silly thing to say why is he because we are the richest club in the world but we can’t spend like that but you said you can as martinz injured again you said you can this summer don’t have to sell Gabby wait how much was ISAC 60 mil and the rest 60 more than that isach was not 60 million Milli he was at least 65 oh it’s quite a lot of money like5 million isn’t a lot of money no act as if 63 came in and dropped million I think it was 70 well if someone came in this room why you just saying numbers how much was Gordon he was 50 35 40 no way wait which one was you was a mental 40 million 40 million Harvey Barnes hary br’s 50 was he no he’s 35 what 30 yeah Bruno he was 40 botman he was 35 you noticing the theme Here how do you yes we have signed players of course we have richest team of the world let’s compare us to the richest teams of the world and how much they’ve spent and then don’t like Man United and then you’ll see a massive discrepancy what Johnny Evans possibly in it I mean Anthony you finish on I let’s have look at the table Gordon was €50 million euros apparently oh yeah Tali and livero how much they oh yeah yeah Tali lioo was 40 30 I think 40 no just saying numbers Tali was 50 Tali was 50 million Tali was about no yeah no T Tali was tomato Tali was a lot but then we haven’t been able to [ __ ] play with him have we 55 going on purchase that Sandro tanali 50 million pound you only finished two places with West Ham that is tragic mate I don’t see what your points are beat by [ __ ] Chelsea dude I see the fighters do you remember when you said you wouldn’t drop any points between and now and then you we and now youve got now you’ve got no Europe we dropped a few we’ll be all right and now you’re not actually even in Europe when you said you’re going to get Europa League you said you’re going to get Fifth and you finished without a European football spot it’s just yeah this is [ __ ] though is it you and you still think players are going to stay just they’re going to stay they one I’m 100 up I already know I’m already I’m already mentally spending that bro the St he’s gone isak’s already gone he’s de uh Gustav Hansen with a 50 DKK Donkey Kong currency uh since klopp came to the Prem Newcastle had a high inet spending Spurs Villa and Liverpool High you net spend Dam son you’re trying to process that yeah maybe it’s true High you net spend because we don’t have the players to sell so again you have you have you have a team like tot you have a team like Tottenham who these good players already in the team this is why City’s net spend is down it’s simple it’s simple mathematics boys yeah yeah so selling har for example we don’t have a play who’s of the hurricane level to sell on so therefore next B will be bigger who did Villa sell I don’t know I’ll have to have a look oh okay but I think having in higher net spend than Villa isn’t that terrible thing is it wer Villa in the championship a few years ago yeah that’s fine is fine but like they’re simar level that should be they give that he’s all over he been wrestled him to the ground is that not a penalty [ __ ] off this stupid game mate two two one’s looking good for you if this gets given him me V can we see oh actually I mean Villa are pretty yeah they did get away with selling greish for 100 Mil yeah they S greish I know but still is he not all over him ISAC was bought for 770 million e what’s what change in the currency now number I’m just reading chat was right sorry yeah yeah yeah I think isak will go I hope he doesn’t I’m a team fan I think both isak and Bruno G will go no don’t for the right amount it’ll be 200 million to get isach it’s 200 million if they both go I’m going to be what world is that realistic if if they both 200 up off loose B got release claws pay 200 million you’re not in charge of the blue just remember to just remember to remind leis that if they both leave this summer guys he owes me2 200 you will Newcastle would accept 100 million for EA definitely [ __ ] that’s oh that’s a good question they would um would Newcastle should well actually it’s not really a question but I’ve just formulated in my head should Newcastle sell Bruno G or get rid of Le Bowden as a fan who would you rather sell that’s like choosing like like choosing like which of your realistically who would you rather tell none right not the question is it play the game play the game let’s not it’s like choose it like which oh great Save which like dog do you want to what [ __ ] tough question is it it is a bit you just say your name it’s a 50/50 mate uh I know which one I’d sell Bruno yeah yeah I’d sell Bruno as well Strikers are harder to get yeah well done and they score goals make difference in matches funny funny boy aren’t you you’re a funny little chimp you bored or something i’ tell is get more for him and he can can’t stay healthy no I think yes he can stay no no but even if even if you just saying [ __ ] you definitely have more depth in Midfield to actually get away with sing Bruno we’re going to keep them both that there’s no way you keep I’m already counting my my pounds it’s [ __ ] embarrassing you think you’re going to keep my pants oh well played shoot what are you doing now then foul why is he pushing just [ __ ] elbowed him in the neck mate fck where’s this where’s the Amat that played in the Euros man where’s he gone World Cup you mean that’s the one I meant yeah Moro in the Euros yeah oh that’s never a foul that’s actually that’s only a little that’s nothing the people outside of Newcastle actually rap bro yeah I think so yeah definitely he’s a quality player who can take this foden or Bernard or Alvarez or Jack greish oh Amber about man united yeah fair enough sorry guys this has to be a goal if they want to come back he’s going to sacrifice himself no Ron you can’t wait do you remember um L do you remember when you went on that picnic with gilm just you two um yeah yeah what did you say you were drinking again we had like a few like spritzes and yeah I thought so yeah where did you go I don’t want to say it’s all special spot so I don’t want to give you went Richmond we had some we had some like different cheeses how do you even get there you go on cheese cocktail sausages yeah and he had they took like one of the MS that they like you sit on he got a new like picnic basket for Christmas so near went over by cycling clubs no no it was lovely Lo of people cycle there that was beautiful they had like chocolate covered strawberries made like Daisy chance you know the when your time I don’t believe that cuz I watch you do and you can’t do them you didn’t even know what they was I knew what they were I just can’t do it no you no you no you didn’t cuz you were asking what the [ __ ] are Daisy Ching trying to be all cool like chain of Da apparently fish bur we don’t we didn’t do daisy chains cuz everyone’s just [ __ ] dust we blew the little things Rubble oh the dandelion dandelion make a wish yeah what do you wish for ah don’t tell me that was a quick question do you like Dany Lon and berock isn’t that what Coca-Cola originally started as or like the flavor of I don’t think so cocaine was like Co was Co what the hell you got to calm yourself down M Saturday night um no I don’t like down lme bger something maybe it was Dr Pepper then one of the flavors might close to the pepper what’s the worst that can happen remember that no cuz it’s from like the [ __ ] ‘ 80s wasn’t it it wasn’t when’s it from like seven years ago I don’t remember that yeah that’s literally the tagline of Dr Peppa you [ __ ] weirdo 2017 what I think it still is Dr Pepper was the worst that can happen yeah in the chat let can you please educate him cuz they will do they they do that all the time uh Cameron with the8 oy dollars when is Lou getting his two tattoos there’s proof in three different episodes he made the BET oh well bring up the proof then yeah Cameron can you go back and uh can you yeah some proof mate yeah you can do that mate we will make him do it oh no well if you said said because I’ve said the i’ said from the start that bet was unfair I’m not doing a bet that’s Mass proba I think that’s probably arranged it no I’m not doing a bet that’s massively weird weird L producer with zero power yeah yeah so okay Lou if there’s proof of you agreeing to that bet no CU there’s also proof of me disputing it weeks after Rel not CU there’s also proof of me let me finish just let me finish if there’s proof of you on camera agreeing to that bet will you get the tattoo done no cuz it’s proof of me disputing it weeks after as well no you can’t you can’t place a bet the BET loses in the bet confus the no there was confusion in the BET where we thought there was different things happen you’re know I’m not no I’m not I’ll on you you’ll be all right I’ll get you down son yeah you w have a choice lad uh early 2000s is when that tagline song is from no but they carried on I think yeah yeah they said that’s when it was released but it kept still going probably that Lewis literally said it was only him and Tom there you go wait what no never no we we all agreed that we’d each individually have a bet against Lewis which is why at the start of start of the Season we threatened him to have three tattoos if you want to go on B bet M Tom there’s literal proof of you you didn’t get my head as a St tattoo on your back so that’s a bet that you made there you go that might have been a bit of a joke though oh it’s a joke when you do it no you said you do Ste like tattoo on my back you made the bet you made the bet you can’t clim that as a you understand a bit of s but you made the bet with look at him pulling out the receipts look I I still fully think you are owed two tattoos regardless he’s going to have to haul that also the fact that you finish like 150 points behind me that probably is a tattoo in itself you should have to do that uh all the chat saying Louis just do it you’re triggered you’re triggered you are it though that oh that’s his that’s his default mechanism just hold it just hold it can’t even begin to you’ll have to hold that does doesn’t even have The Bravery to look at the chat of everyone accusing yeah why are you trying to find a tweet that I’m not denying I’m just can’t remember weird that he’s already just admitted to it and can’t I’m just want to find I kind I think my reply was yeah I’ll get a big Steve I like tattoo on my back yeah like that was ever going to happen Adam beat with the three Aussie doll reev cler po pestry P2 Thea and P6 I didn’t see who was one and two it mate never then did it why are you so angry at me I’m not you’re the one who’s angry mate uh if accepted and there is video proof which there is because we uh did a podcast on it I believe that is actually legally binding yeah it is ah so that’s enough of a legal contract for you to have to get two tattoos is it what it is he just looking at me I know what you want me to say you going to get him where you going to get them I’m not getting them you we could sue you do it yeah Sue me we actually could you could that’s a yeah yeah we could we could sue you and then you’d have to get double the amount of tattoos how as well technically there’s no money on it you’re going to have to let us know where you want these tattoos and what you want on we’ll go the car huh we’ll go the C you would lose there’s video I’m I’m willing to fight it out I’m willing to fight it out because you private a few podcasts and ruin [ __ ] Channel I if bro going get T if the podcast has any Integrity then Lewis has to be sacked if he doesn’t get the T if he does get him get him promoted to the front desk no has that he’s already had a promotion he’s he’s one quarter of the face of backside man I can’t believe you’ve been outed by the chat they they’re all you look how nervous he is he’s reading it he knows what’s happen I’m not I’m looking at the [Applause] game he’s so rattled boys he’s so get on his KN you see his face he’s fuming get you semi hard and get one on the top of your KN one on the me no it’s not enough space though okay I’ve got a birth mark on a knob little one uh a funny name for on wait a little birth mark or a little knob both but little birth mark okay got birth mark on me knob what what what tattoos should we get yeah man I got to start thinking man AR an Arsenal badge yes or just the gun the the cannon yeah the cannon on your leg nice yeah or your chest get a tattoo over where your toenails form on so it like grow toenail grow underneath your toenail and you forever have it under that could be kind of sick I’ve seen his birth Markus estate I have one on the side of me ass as well how do you know that just can see it what on the side of your [ __ ] go like that oh oh he’s got oh that’s a howler what a [ __ ] [ __ ] bit of goalkeeper how the [ __ ] he let that in leis bowden’s 21 is looking pretty spicy now they’re going to score again aren’t they oh please don’t why are you nervous this is good for you they’re not going to do it all right fair enough Michael with a 10 pound thanks very much mate if if they do do it will you get a manity huh we get get might as well get third yeah me as well cross me chest why are you acting like you’re not going to get them it’s a legally binding shut the [ __ ] up it’s a legally binding contract mate how’s he let that in that’s pathetic oh that’s that’s a howler uh anyway Michael is Lis still going to get his head shaved after saying Newcastle would finish third and Liverpool would finish fifth sixth after he was crying during the Newcastle versus Liverpool stream huh I can’t remember cries all the time barck Obama in go he’s literally crying why are you drinking I don’t know some green juice green juice it’s the same episode where we put long stuff over Roder in the team of the season so far good times man yeah do you remember when you said that yeah good times [ __ ] funny to be fair long staff top three ctim meds in the [Laughter] world ah you know do you um do you know when like you hear things like that do you just does a part of you think oh God I am an idiot yeah there are there’s got to be a couple where even as you’re saying it you’re like [ __ ] know what I’m going to do sometimes you just get carried away with like the joy of the Season enjoy oh no oh and enjoy your football come on man long staff over Ro So within six months he’s gone from long staff’s better than Roger to Long staff’s going to into Miami oh my god oh they’re going to get one actually aren yeah you actually I swear it was like a month and a half later and you were like we should sell him to Brighton have to saying he was better than rery I he was better I just put him in the team of the season they haven’t lost the game with Roger this year have they no not no not in not in the Premier League sorry yeah well no actually technically they didn’t lose to Real Madrid that’s also true yeah from a Gambling Man no it by FIFA’s own rules okay well by FIFA and if you’re a gambler if you had to get rid of aretta for EDD how or ten hog at Arsenal who would you choose I don’t actually know you know maybe T I think he’s got to be T’s it’s evidence that he’s won trophies isn’t he well yeah he’s literally won trophy everywhere he’s gone he’s won trophies Eddie how has never won [ __ ] all yeah and Eddie how did botle it against him last season and when he moved to Burnley he was shocking so yeah but Eddie how’s pretty good with English players and we got quite a few of them that’s true but he’s made he’s made Newcastle decline this year yeah oh he’s had a bad season and he he has been worse than po you did get sacked kind of so do you remember that time last season when you fell off your chair oh what’s he doing man so much pressure and then just how what’s the extra time going to be it’s probably not a lot right no 6 minutes 12 minutes 40 minutes why are you acting like you’re involved what [ __ ] off long staff wouldn’t play for Port Vil [ __ ] V who’s that I don’t even know who that is nether do I he’s not even the second in command guy either it’s weird seeing pep in a suit a it yeah I bet he’s really hot as well pause wait what 89 minutes added on [ __ ] hell 7 Minutes Jesus it’s time you know oh and there it is you’re K Le you might actually have called a perfect result here how the [ __ ] is that happened that’s what I do yeah but you did that out of spite for United you didn’t actually do that it’s just typical in it it’s just [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid football Lorenzo bonov Ventura is that his name have bottle the end of the season then Steve McLaren the prick the Fitness coach you’re nervous Louis no I thought you didn’t I you didn’t conf found out here mate I understand why he makes bets every week now because he doesn’t go through with them oh that is classic Le Bowden right there guys that is Le Bowden in a nutshell yeah you just summed him up with his little peanut head what a tackle [ __ ] hell is he claiming that’s a goal kick hland are you blind are you blind thoughts on leren I mean Adam lookman [ __ ] loser what a game dude from him should he go to the Euros oh saw [ __ ] do you reckon lman should go to the Euros Louis take lman to the euro [ __ ] it man who four evil who should he play for try think he not yours has he he with get him Googling you know what’s crazy he was actually at Leicester city and he was pretty [ __ ] fighting average and then just got hat-trick in Europa League final shut up okay uh H with the $2 of the three who would be best for United Javi Tel or poch probably [ __ ] Javi mate you know what I mean nah ain’t he Nigerian yes he’s Nigerian yeah he’s Nigerian we were just trying to test Le just just a little joke with leis Bowden there guys with jokesters guys he was good at [Music] LCFC not as good as he or was in that game anyway look was cold at Lester you’re kind of cold still [ __ ] that oh no Tom is out that’s that’s Scotland out the or is tried a p for last minute penalty for full him I remember that anyone else no oh fair enough then boys oh oh my God Do’s done well since he’s come on that wasn’t even D it away but if you want to look at me again you can I thought wak had him in his [ __ ] pocket he’s been directed had a go and he’s got the goal so he did have you know uh well he set up a good chance he did miss one as well but he’s been Lively he’s been good what what do you even know Mason mount on City to equalize that could very well happen oh how good oh Jamie he’s he’s spotting with this one how good is it that if United win Newcastle miss out on all European fo he not shot what do you reckon Le why have you got a Newcastle kit on for Man United Man City [ __ ] FA Cup Final bro wants to be involved so badly I wonder what 8K cameras look like on you you know good than speaking of the Euros was surprised to not see Connor Bradley in the squad yeah bit of a yeah stranger mission that was the only thing that I was annoyed by southgate’s picks from everything else I thought was pretty s we have got a load of right backs though so I don’t think Conor he’s probably not ready enough in a few years he’ll be there still pretty young isn’t he and REE James is back fit as well so one of them please don’t score [ __ ] off do you think Harve ell should have got caught up uh yeah possibly but he’s been playing a lot off the right and he and we’ve got loads of options on in the right wing position and that that squad’s just going to be Whitted down to the 26 now right yeah there there’s no one that we should have just done what France did and just is is after 26 bang byby yeah what why we squ the squad of emissions that they didn’t take is ridiculous as well is it is cber going yes he is he doesn’t start though does he for him uh I don’t know who their starting lineup is but France Squad is re you see that pinck not picked by South Kate I know it’s shocking again what does Gareth know man Bradley’s English exactly mate yeah come on you idiots you’re stupid bu there uh FR Squad official squad list not available we should be Conor Bradley’s best position in the 10 not sure about that he’s he’s right right by all right all right all right all right all right all right oh come guys Conor Bradley is Northern Irish you guys where are you getting your information from stop being a silly Billy you’re sounding like Louis boys the the Frances Center back list is as follows kund if you count him canate CBA up Mako uh oh and then pav potentially as well whip [ __ ] oh my God look at the pace of holand give it oh he’s got it oh well played son wow L bowden’s hit hit this on the nose man [ __ ] right oh my God that’s pathe go go go what is going on the foul that’s over is he blown up uh no no i’ be the free kick and then it’s done isn’t it Fran Squad is like it’s all right but it’s not amazing I’m going to look through um if Mako starts with kund or meni surely Cel has got to get the nod he’s been [ __ ] unreal but hey I’m not did SHP so although people say I look like him he just booted it D it oh they’ve done it they did it they did it ladies and gentlemen Newcastle United do not have European football next season after everything that happened Lewis Bowden predicting Man City getting the quadruple he he predicted a title charge for Newcastle he predicted a semi-final in the Champions League the season has finished he then predicted they would get at least fifth the season has finished with them not even being in Europe after all that money all that money spent and no Gabby we got to sell them all they’re all going they don’t want to play European football the cartel clubs win again goodbye Bruno give mares goodbye Alexander tali’s heading home as well oh you’re so washed mate you’re so much wow it’s a good time to be angry Jin well United they were they were really good today yeah United were very very well deserving of the win actually I think they played very well yeah they were the better team definitely kbby mining man what a boy can’t say I expected that no I didn’t actually think that would go the way it did and I tried to make it interesting by throwing one in but anyway potentially Eddie House sacked now after that no European football yeah he’s got to go he’s got to go blood to go he has to go blood and then you’ll end up with anyway okay we will see you next week yeah Champions League next week guys stay tuned for the next podcast because it is the end of season awards which will be a very very good episode yeah that’s out that’ll be out Tuesday and then new backside episode will be out Thursday too new one out right now yeah yeah the new one’s out now from Thursday just gone uh we will see you next week goodbye bye get me out of [ __ ]

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  1. Damn that’s crazy!!! A team that won the FA-Cup is in D-Tier yet a team that hasn’t won a trophy is in A -Tier?!?! Also Remember they wanted City in B-Tier?! Make it make sense

  2. Why does he try and create a narrative there is some sort of competition of beef between Manchester United and Newcastle United? He said it is just typical of them to do this. What win? That is the .3 finals two seasons two of them it’s not like it’s fluke, I wish Newcastle would stop trying to act like there is some sort of connection or something some sort of rival with Manchester United Manchester United don’t even think about Newcastle we have arrivals. We have our little noisy Newcastle just like the Scots from down the road.

  3. I really do hate his fucking narrative. Manchester United had the shitty season ever Newcastle basically only was ahead of Manchester United on Gold difference. There was just a shit Manchester. United won the FA cup Manchester United had more injuries than Newcastle so why Manchester United have such a shit season? We finished one players ahead of you last seasonand Manchester night a bigger club it’s from the starting point of where you are now not from your history😊

  4. I really do hate his fucking narrative. Manchester United had the shitty season ever Newcastle basically only was ahead of Manchester United on Gold difference. There was just a shit Manchester. United won the FA cup Manchester United had more injuries than Newcastle so why Manchester United have such a shit season? We finished one players ahead of you last seasonand Manchester night a bigger club it’s from the starting point of where you are now not from your history😊 even then he says Colby isn’t better than four out of five of Newcastle midfielders, his phrase was Manchester United tax, in Manchester United or so shit at the minute why would it be Manchester United tax? Tax in that context means a team is doing well and the play is overrated not a team is doing shit.

  5. I really do hate his fucking narrative. Manchester United had the shitty season ever Newcastle basically only was ahead of Manchester United on Gold difference. There was just a shit Manchester. United won the FA cup Manchester United had more injuries than Newcastle so why Manchester United have such a shit season? We finished one players ahead of you last seasonand Manchester night a bigger club it’s from the starting point of where you are now not from your history😊 even then he says Colby isn’t better than four out of five of Newcastle midfielders, his phrase was Manchester United tax, in Manchester United or so shit at the minute why would it be Manchester United tax? Tax in that context means a team is doing well and the play is overrated not a team is doing shit. i’m talking about the managers between Chelsea and Newcastle. You think in Newcastle did better because what had money spent. There were a bunch of children put together. There was no car though your Newcastle manager was in his second season which means he literally had two season to jellies team together, you both had injuries, and they finished above you and Chelsea got a final. I get being biased for your club. That’s just stupid money. Doesn’t necessarily mean you better you can spend a lot of money on shit.

  6. I like the idea you all split up into teams get somebody neutral to put to pins on a map equal distance is aware somebody goes and put the flag somewhere in those locations and you’ve got to rest to get there. I say distance away I mean at least 150 miles away

  7. I like the idea you all split up into teams get somebody neutral to put to pins on a map equal distance is aware somebody goes and put the flag somewhere in those locations and you’ve got to rest to get there. I say distance away I mean at least 150 miles away pitch side swim with sharks cage dive pitch side climate Mount Kilimanjaro but I don’t see the point in saying pip I do… When everything you suggest Lewi is afraid to do, the Safari ID was brilliant side go and confront the phobias

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