Masters Week is here! The boys dive in with their picks for the week, what their Champions Dinner menu would be and will Tiger make the cut? Reaction to UConn winning their 6th title, where do the Huskies fit in the “Blue Blood” conversation? Weird news and more!
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returning to
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episode of let’s not do this podcast on
Wednesday switching up this week
Wednesday April 10th the year of Our
Lord
2024 you got the bigo Leon Oliver
sitting alongside two of the three
unwise men
uh sitting to my left quite of to my far
left one Scotty to H how are you
sir H not too bad uh tired of [ __ ] but
other than that pretty good it’s almost
like you stayed out drinking last night
we’ll talk about yeah yeah that’s why
I’m drinking a a Coke instead of a beer
yeah and uh a man that knows a lot about
Coke and the man is used to being on the
bottom as he is on the bottom of this
screen the world’s bottom one screen how
are
you I am painfully hung over and dying
from all this pollen well you people uh
need to get your livers up and running
because uh what do you what do you mean
you people uh you people you
lightweights as I was up at 4:30 a.
brigh eyed and Bush tail that might be
racist ready to rock and or roll uh I
have done my pre-show prep uh at a local
Watering Hole um and now I’ve uh cracked
open my first uh Silver Bullet of the
broadcast here so
uh should be an exciting night well
something that wasn’t too exciting I
guess rather anticlimactic was a Monday
national championship game uh Yukon and
Purdue Huskies coming away with the win
their sixth National Championship their
sixth one in school history and all
since 19
99 getting the win over the Borland
makers of course the women’s game rated
higher uh which was actually on ABC at
three o’clock in the afternoon on a
Sunday as opposed to the men’s game that
was on cable at 9:20 on the goddamn
Monday night but I digress uh did you
boys make it through the whole national
championship
game
no yeah I
was you go you go you go ahead yeah I
was going I was saying I I decided to
just cut it Loose uh right around the
six or seven minute Mark I think I got
in bed at like 11 o’clock and that was
the end of that for me it wasn’t close
so
whatever
Scotty yeah I was uh sweating out two or
three bets so yeah I stayed up for the
whole thing of course you I uh hit the
Yukon minus 6 and a half and I was going
to bet the under but then I saw the line
dropped all the way to 143 so I was like
oh that’s too good of a price so I bet
the over lost that but I had a future on
Yukon so I made some money on it but
yeah not as exciting as the uh the
women’s game um not by far Yukon was
just being Yukon Zack Edy was I don’t
know if they just adjusted or if he got
tired or what but uh second half he
was still there 37 and 10 right yeah I
went to bed at like 37 I thought it was
37 maybe the under eight timeout
something like that in the first half I
went to B it early you can tell Purdue
just had that look of a team that like
wasn’t gonna pull this out and Yukon
kind of went with a similar plan that NC
State had like Hey we’re gonna if the
big man gets his baskets okay fine I’ll
be Inc State I feel like defending him a
little bit better but we’re going to
make these other guys beat us and they
made the shots against state where State
didn’t make their shots and that
Supporting Cast couldn’t pull it out
against a very multifaceted Yukon team
which by the way I know you have Klingon
or kingan whatever his name is um he
looks like a Klingon um and then Tristan
Newton who was originally in East
Carolina like but there’s no like Mega
star on this Yukon team you know what I
mean like yeah like Duke you know when
Cooper the flag next year is going to
Duke or Carolina always has a blue blood
Prospect or Kentucky or
whoever Dan early doesn’t do that they
just find interchangeable pieces they
can throw at you that works and they
just win and I don’t see an end to this
Yukon uh reign of terror over college
basketball anytime
soon we’ll see they Dan Hurley is the
best coach in the country by a long shot
I think he’s proved that now um he
recruits his kind of players and and
puts them into his system and like you
said they’re interchangeable they got a
bunch of guys who are around the same
size so they switch off on
everything um but yeah they
looked Unstoppable execut did have 37
and 10 so it wasn’t for lack of most of
that most of that must have been in the
first half yeah or maybe some garbage
points at the end because I know like
the the beginning of the second half it
was kind of like like weird Ed oh know
like he went a while without scoring um
but yeah the guard play was just in
yukon’s favor like tremendously
um kind of the difference in the game
they weren’t scared of Edy the guards
are scoring over them they were throwing
lobs over Ed um yeah they just they
weren’t scared of him they were the
better
team let me actually this so this is
yukon’s six national title was his third
overall I want to say when it comes to
Nation AR they like tie for third like
six national championships they’ve all
been since
1999 I feel like
Yukon kind of gets left behind in this
discussion of when people talk about
Blue Bloods what for whatever that means
that’s a perceptive term but I feel like
people talk about UCLA and obviously
what their last one was like what 95 you
know most of that was with John Wooden
back in the day um you know Carolina has
obviously had their titles Duke has had
their titles in you know Kentucky last
one one in like 2012 I want to say with
John Calipari who’s now calling them
hogs in fville um with Arkansas but I
feel like Yukon doesn’t get the respect
as like a program that those other
schools do the for you guys from a
perception standpoint do you put them in
this blue blood class like where do you
rank Ukon when it comes to like the
elite college basketball
programs I think they are they’re the
new money um they’ve had the most
success of any program since 99 like you
said that’s when we were coming up in
middle school so that’s probably when we
well you’re old as [ __ ] but uh it’s that
that’s when I was able to actually pay
attention and remember things so um and
they were good throughout the mid 90s
too with Ray Allen so I think um they’ve
replaced a lot of the traditional Blue
Bloods
UCLA
Indiana um when’s the last time Indiana
W
anything the Big 10 hasn’t won since
2000 with Michigan State so um yeah I I
put them in the
elites category of basketball
tradition especially after the sixth and
25 years it’s crazy it absolutely is
crazy I mean they’ve and yeah there’s
been a few years there where they missed
a tournament and they’ve had you also
three different head coaches exactly I
was just about to make that point three
different head coaches during that time
span
um I mean literally it’s just
interchangeable parts I mean Kevin Ali
won a title there you know yeah ran them
out of town on the rail a couple years
ago but hey you won a title there um
yeah I don’t know Scotty where where do
you look at the Huskies
yeah I guess it just depends on what you
consider a blue a blue blood I think
most people when they say blue blood it
just means they were good 50 years
ago pretty much what I mean because
that’s all it is really um but yeah they
got to be a blue blood um you mentioned
since 1999 I uh my one
year at Virginia Tech I saw the uh Ben
Gordon a mea Oka for championship team
and they’ve just had like so much Talent
since then just so many guys went to the
NBA and they’re just always good they
might have a down year here or there but
uh yeah they’re definitely a blue
blood that like 2009 Carolina team likea
MC who they’ve pretty much disowned um
Felton and all that stuff like that was
that was probably one of the best teams
that I’ve ever seen in terms of a team
but like Yukon I mean like with six
Titles since then they’ve tied Carolina
uh for third most overall Kentucky has
Eight titles last one in 2012 UCA UCLA
has 11 last one in 95 and before that
the last one was in 75 Duke has five the
last one in 2015 I mean like you toss
out UCLA back in the day and you look at
Kentucky a lot that was under Adolf rut
before in integration uh you know
Carolina obviously had some a run under
Roy when he kind of saved the program um
in the mid 2000s to the late 2010s or
whatever yukon’s been the model of
consistency over the last 25 years it’s
been the national knowledge basketball
program and the fact that like they
don’t get the respect is just beyond me
and yeah are there fan base [ __ ] is
Dan Hurley an [ __ ]
sure like hey they win man they they
just win they just show up and they’re
going to punch you
and I respect it I respect the hell out
of what they do do you think they don’t
get the respect because they don’t care
about football up there do you think
that has any bias as to the programs I
mean I know Duke isn’t a traditional
Powerhouse but they at least play in the
ACC they were FBS for a while I mean you
you you bring up a good point uh you
mean FCS FCS the program moved up and
obviously they’ve had some success
football wise under Randy edel the first
time around uh with with him but yeah no
I think you bring up a good point Chris
I think yeah they’re in the Big East um
this is their second stanza in the Big
East they were in the American before
that people forget about that too they
won titles as a big East member in the
old Big East the American and now in the
new Big East but because football isn’t
in a you know power five or I guess
power four conference now I feel like
people as you said tend to look at them
like they’re like they’re new money but
they they’ve been doing this for 25
years you know like I I don’t know and
if you’re the ACC the whole conference
expansion thing but if you’re the ACC
how do you don’t make this phone call
and bring in the people from stores
Connecticut right now especially when
you know Carolina and Clemson and
Florida State probably want to bolt and
if you want to be in sance of a
basketball league and keep that Prestige
you should probably bring these guys
down yeah I think maybe the uh the
women’s team being so dominant for so so
long might have hurt their perception
too because kind like the women’s a
little bit
yeah yeah I mean and they’re not that
bad athletic department baseball had a
decent run in um uh college baseball a
few years ago um I’m not sure about
their Olympic sports I think I forget
they’re good at something else but I
mean football’s had Its Spots obviously
they’re rebuilding now but that’s that’s
that’s a lot of potential there in
storage Connecticut let’s face it you’re
the only game in town if you’re a kid
from Connecticut and you got any sort of
athletic ability you’re probably gonna
wind up going to Yukon it’s like LSU
like every kid that grows up in in
Louisiana wants to be a tiger unless
they can’t spell then they wind up going
and being a raging cun which really
don’t need to spell to go to LSU either
but you
know yeah I was uh speaking of the sec’s
uh academic prowess there was
a uh screenshot of I think it was U
Mississippi State baseball player who’s
a senior yes and still
Undeclared
yeser and uh he was a senior I forget
the guy’s name but he was Undeclared as
a senior catcher at Mississippi State
we’re not talking about V built we’re
not talking about Georgia or South
Carolina some of these academic or
Florida some of these academic uh
bastions of the SEC no no no no this is
Mississippi
State like you
get in Mississippi state is Yukon a bad
Academic School is that why they haven’t
gotten a look by the ACC as far as I
know yukon’s like a decent Academic
School I think they would fit in there I
think the main thing that’s like kept
them on the outside looking in from the
big boys cut them out of the country
club as football um just across the
board think TV markets used to mean
something back in the day so they could
try to sell we had the New York market
and that’s one of the things that like
you know Syracuse goty in the ACC
because we’re in New York’s team
whatever Syracuse was but uh those
things don’t really matter anymore um I
the ACC needs healthy bobies right now
yukong could probably be a be a good fit
there I don’t know just I feel like they
just don’t get respect far be it for me
to beat the drum you know putting a
Northeast team on my back but the proof
is in the pudding when you look at what
that athletic Department’s done and I’d
rather watch grass grow than women’s
basketball but they’re an absolute
dominant force in women’s basketball and
men’s men’s basketball you think
basketball you think Yukon it used to be
Tobacco Road but I feel like man you
think Hoops you think stores
Connecticut it’s leaning that way for
sure yeah all right well uh any uh any
final take ways from the from from the
game do you guys feel like Yukon can can
keep this up or is this like you know
because kind of like when KCK in 2012
and Kip Perry had all the one and DS
it’s like oh this is the new way of
doing college basketball he’s gonna get
all the recruits they’re just gonna do
one year and go to the NBA and go well
we see how that ended he’s calling the
Hogs now do you think like Dan Hurley
having an older team having some veteran
guys having some transfers is this the
new way of doing you see NC State making
the run to the final four with a a
veteran team full of transfers is this
the new way of doing things or is this
kind of like flavor of the month that
everyone will catch up to you got to hit
the transfer portal you got to recruit
talented freshmen who you know are only
going to be there for a year but you you
have to hit the transfer portal for
upper classman you got to have big
strong adult bodies who can play 40
games a year and take the beating that
it takes for the NCAA tournament so not
Scotty uh because he’s he’s not strong
he’s but he can’t take a pound
me let’s let’s step on a basketball
court one day and film it hey I’m khed
elamine man you know you the big man you
know and you know I I I can pass I can
shoot a little three and I’m a I’m I’m a
I’m a glue guy you know I die for the
loose ball you know you by
Glue by Glue guy you mean you’re stuck
to the floor pretty much yeah you’re a
glue guy hey not all of us can be our
missing friend Ryan who um texted me
that he is uh in Connected New York
right now um so he’s up there I think
Union College is up there he might be
getting ready on the college tour he’s
going to be like a a 47th year senior up
there um but Undeclared oh yeah
Undeclared you know he learned
basketball when they had the peach
baskets and he was throwing elbows and
he was actually the first integrated
basketball player in the South um Mar
Tubman was actually cheering him on as
she was bringing people through the
Underground Railroad uh so we all don’t
have his basketball prowess um but you
know I can handle myself out there a
little bit I’m like a Nigel big jelly
Dixon that was at Florida State bring me
down the floor and I’m good back up I
want a cherry pick you know kind like DJ
Burns versus
Purdue Zach Eed he was taking a nap you
know yeah I don’t believe you yeah I I
don’t believe myself sometimes um all
right so then uh we got the Masters
coverage coming up later we’re going get
into our picks I got last stuff on that
but guys I know um UFC this is a
Monumental one right UFC 300 300 yes sir
this I know this isn’t in the Apex in
Vegas where where’s where’s
at it’s in
Vegas T-Mobile Arena okay is in T-Mobile
AR like training facility Apex Co gome
or whatever okay okay all right so I’m
not gonna lie I have not you are more
the UFC sants uh than I am obviously
I’ve not paid a ton of attention to this
I actually even put this on the rundown
for today because I honest the goodness
forgot because I’ve been in Masters mode
because this is the best week of the
year when the Masters comes um so I will
turn the floor over uh to you guys Chris
you are our raid man you’re pretty much
good for nothing except for UFC um what
are you looking for this weekend with
this
card this card starts off the early
prelims uh you have two former Champions
Cody garbrandt versus davidon figero and
the card just keeps getting better as
you go up um every fight has a big name
uh 10% of all of the champions in
the of the UFC are fighting on this card
um Kayla Harrison’s making her debut
against Holly
Hol she’s still fighting Paka is
fighting Alexander reic yes yes she is
the preacher’s daughter is still
fighting um Jaylen Turner is making his
return Jess Andra Marina Rodriguez Jim
[ __ ] Miller versus Bobby Green in the
second fight on the prelims it’s just
incredible and I haven’t even gotten to
the card yet um Alain Sterlings on the
prelam yeah it’s
unreal so this is a pretty Monumental
card there for those are into the
fight Community there I guess um I know
Scotty I know you have a pick that
you’re GNA give out a little bit later
but um looking at this card what’s
something that you’re looking forward
to um I mean like Chris is saying just
pretty much the uh the entire card my uh
my boy Bo nickel is fighting uh talk
about him more in a minute but um yeah
he’s the first fight on the main card
then you got uh Charles Olivera another
uh previous champ against uh cian I
don’t know if I’m saying that name right
yeah but he’s a monster uh you got the
BMF title the fake title but uh Justin
Gates G and Max Holloway I know Chris
isn’t the biggest fan of that fight but
it’s it’s gonna be a
banger did should it’ll be entertaining
did I read some where the BMF title has
been up for grabs more in like the last
year than the heavyweight title or
something like that yeah
for sure what’s the reasoning behind
that like why it’s not J Jones is
hurt just heavy weights get hurt they
mean more time I
guess and Jon Jones I it seems like a
lot of the heavyweights have been having
issues outside of the uh octagon
also I believe J Jones yeah we haven’t
even talked about the the main event uh
Alex Pereira and Jamal Hill um I think
Hill could pull off the upset
um I know this C didn’t get the the huge
main event that it wanted but I mean
it’s the deepest card I’ve I’ve ever
seen yeah it’s the co-main is Jang way
Le versus Yan
xan um two Chinese Fighters going
head-to-head for Way’s belt um I don’t
know I know Scotty knows this but Jim
Miller fought on UFC 100 200 and is now
fighting on UFC
300 yeah that’s unreal he’s my favorite
fighter of all time hell is that
possible he’s a
monster all right he’s he’s gonna get a
win by
sub I didn’t bring up the Kain because I
was not gonna try to say those two names
so thank
you um does the does a loser get sent to
a re-education camp by Xin
ping
racist I’m just I don’t I don’t know if
Winnie the Pooh is gonna make an
appearance but it would be very funny to
see him and Donald Trump sitting next to
each other watching fights does LeBron
James does LeBron James have the losers
family uh make t-shirts in apparel at
one of his many sweat
shops allegedly
allegedly speaking of I’m sure you guys
have saw this as I rapidly flipped
through the channels to avoid NBA I do
see where Giannis AO is out for the rest
of the year with a calf injur out the
rest of the regular season with a calf
injury apparently yeah um they were
scared that he popped his Achilles but
his Achilles is intact so they’re
gonna set him the rest of the year so
that he can be ready for the playoffs
there’s only a few games left so it’s
not that big of a deal it’s one of those
things I’m great I’m grateful that he’s
okay and I’m also grateful that he’s not
playing tonight because he’s going
against my Orlando
Magic and like from from like two to
seven in the East is like they’re all
within like two games of each other it’s
pretty pretty wild so we we need that
win tonight you’re the magic fan that’s
left there’s a magic fan
left we must have some fans down in
Orlando that we got one of the best home
records out there is it just like the
old people from The Villages uh
retirement community that like when they
go out there for swinger night is there
like free tickets that that and people
my age from the shik and Penny days okay
well we’ll get to a little Theory I have
about the old people later because I did
see a story where um there are record
numbers of people over 55 with
STDs um Chris Green may be involved in
that I’m just gonna put it out there I
oh you got about 15 years left
Le but you’re with the ladies they’re
over 55 something men I cannot confirm
or
deny all right we we’ll get to that a
little bit later uh any last thoughts on
UFC before I transition to the uh Peace
Day resistance uh this week it’s going
to be a banger find a way to watch um at
least watch the prelims if you don’t
want to pay 80 bucks to watch the fight
or go somewhere to watch fights but
watch the prelims I think they’re on
ESPN and uh for us Silas people that
wear college shirts um there is golf
this weekend and it’s the greatest golf
tournament it’s the greatest sporting
event of the year
the
Masters going to download the music to
have us to play but I figured um uh I
did not want those guys coming after me
uh con rice would probably whoop my ass
um so CH Fred Ridley I’m just gonna go
ahead and leave it alone there uh but
Master’s coming up the part three
contest was today I was kind of in and
out of a few things I missed majority of
that I’ll have to watch that later um
looks like there could be some rain
tonight into tomorrow morning uh which
will probably be a delay maybe starting
off tomorrow but should soften up the
course a little bit could see some low
scores early
on I’m really excited for this I know
you guys have some picks you’re going to
get to I’m GNA Take the Wheel here for a
second and toss in a couple things that
I have here um I’ll save my winner for
later but there’s a couple props that
I’m really excited about here and these
courtesy of uh
DraftKings uh wendam Clark uh this guy
has been playing phenomenal golf right
now and a lot of people are picking him
uh as a favorite to win I forget what
his odds were to win but do you guys
know in the last 44
Masters that the last 44 Masters winners
have played there at least once so in
the last 44 the modern era there’s never
been a guy that played there the first
time and has won as good as Windam is
playing right now uh that you can’t you
know factor out
confidence I’m sure he’s got a practice
round in here before there with someone
but it’s it’s different when you get out
there and go out there I don’t like him
to win but I think a T20 his first time
out I’m gonna sprink a little cash on
here via DraftKings plus 120 uh for
Windam Clark Justin Rose is a guy who is
I think we may have lost Scotty uh
Justin
Rose who’s not playing good golf right
now but he’s a guy who’s been around
Augusta a ton knows this course as well
as anyone has always played well here
and I think this is kind of thing to get
him back up and running and going uh I
like Justin Rose at plus 165 for a top
30 finish and then um something that I
feel you’re pretty much guaranteed to
make some money on is uh Phil Mickelson
as a top senior player at minus 190
Lefty has been
abysmal uh lately on Liv he may have
finished last week actually I want to
say at Liv at at Miami but hey Phil’s a
big game guy he knows Augusta like the
back of his hand he rises to the
occasion in in majors and I think the
next guy was like VJ sing at like plus
600 or something like that yeah that’s
probably the shest beted of the week is
Lefty as a top senior player uh
at what uh signifies a senior is it
above 50 uh 55 I believe holy [ __ ] Phil
michelson’s that old yeah he remember he
got a few starts on the champions tour
uh before like he won here in Richmond
uh before going to uh
live okay Ley had done well on the
champions tour before making the move to
uh Liv and I feel like no one’s talking
about him last year going into the
Masters there was all this stuff with
Liv and he was still getting bashed and
this and that he’s kind of an
afterthought right now a lot of stuff
with Liv is talking about the merger
what will happen what won’t happen John
ROM kind of saying hey Liv should play
72 holes and this and that no one’s
talking about Phil so I feel like going
to a place that’s familiar for him
there’s no pressure on
him would surprise me to see Phil
playing this weekend uh on Sunday
wouldn’t surprise me to see Phil
backdoor top 20 uh but I definitely
think he’ll be the top senior player uh
this this week is gambling uh live in
Georgia uh as far as I know the state of
Georgia does not have live gambling at
the okay so he won’t be distracted
that’s good no no he will not be
distracted unless on the way down he
stopped in uh think North Carolina is
the last uh Southern State Florida with
legal gambling he’s definitely he’s
definitely either got somebody plac in
bets or he’s driving down like in
between days to a different state for
sure yeah that’s my uh that’s my props
that I have for this week uh Scotty you
want to start off with your uh Master
prediction for this week sure why not I
will say I do have a uh a top 20 that
I’m probably gonna pick uh Shane Lowry
oh the Irish
yeah he’s been top 25 the last three
Masters I think I was listening to some
podcast earlier and there’s only like
three guys that have done that the last
three years so uh yeah definitely like
that it’s at plus 150 on DraftKings um
but yeah my pick to win is Roy mroy as
you see on the screen there um I’m not
the biggest golf fan I haven’t really
been paying attention at all but uh this
year but
um usually melroy will take the
tournament off before the Masters and he
played last week and he came in third
and this is the one master he’s never
won he’s played here so many times he
hasn’t he’s played pretty well here he’s
got a bunch of top 10 he came in second
two years ago
um and I y’all know my uh favorite
golfer is Scotty shler cool first name
he’s the best golfer like by far right
now but that price is like
plus 450 I think I
think last time I looked a few hours ago
he was at 40 to one right right
now yeah so if you were to ask me like
if I had to pick one golfer to win it’s
gonna be him but that’s just easy chalk
but yeah if he if he struggles the first
day a little bit I might jump in uh and
live at him but yeah I think maybe this
might be M Roy’s here
um not not a whole lot of analysis but
like I said he’s he’s played well here
he just hasn’t been able to take him the
Green Jacket yet and Rory looking to
complete the career Grand Slam I mean
it’s been 10 years since he won a major
uh the 2014 PGA Championship at Valla um
I mean obviously the Green Jacket has
eluded him last year obviously going
into this he was kind of you know
carrying the shield for the PGA Tour um
we see him kind of relinquish that
stance a little bit and stuff with Liv
and being more open to to the merger and
stuff so maybe he’s playing more free
without having that burden on his
shoulders right right now um I don’t
know but I feel like at least for me I I
feel like he he may be pressing um
because he’s he’s running out of chances
to get that green jacket um and I I
don’t know I feel like Rory’s the master
of backdooring a top 10 in the major um
in fact I think I’m probably going to
maybe live depending on how things go on
Saturday on moving day um sprinkle a
little money on him to maybe back door
top 10 I feel like he’ll be hanging
around 15 20 and he’ll probably end up
finishing seventh or eighth somewhere
around there um but yeah I don’t know
that’s just my my thoughts Chris any
reaction to
Rory uh I think he’s a bum and you’re
just burning your money if you bet on
him there only going to be one winner so
I mean we’re probably all three gonna be
burning our money on our picks correct
yeah you’re not wrong well you know so
so so do the weather conditions do they
do they help him at all he’s a big
hitter right he he can hit hit the ball
a bit I mean this place is like if you
if you hit the ball straight um it
doesn’t make a big difference here the
the way the greens are angled and stuff
here um if you shape your shot left or
you shape your shot right it’s all about
like where you leave it as I used to say
iron play is gonna be really big here
and he’s he’s pretty damn good with his
irons in his short game
um you know tiger back in the day when
he was on he always left it on the right
side of the green U and that’s so
important that Augusta people don’t
realize like the undulation on this
course how hilly it really is how
challenging it is to walk um yeah I I I
feel like I feel like he’s got a good
shot but I just feel like he’s gonna be
pressing um a bit there and golf was one
of those things where it’s like you go
into a major like this there’s 89 guys
in the field well you can already go
ahead and chop out you know the seven to
10 older guys that are getting
ceremonial starts essentially out there
and then like there’s some guys at the
bottom you can kind of cut off and
Brooks tea kind of said this a few years
ago there’s really about 20 to 30 guys
you really gotta worry about to win and
like a major unless something just freak
happens you get a day a d will it uh
like before which is a crazy thing to S
to think about when 20 years ago there
was one guy who could win yeah I mean
when you go back and look
at Tiger in the run that he had I mean
and you go back look at the numbers now
for some of the numbers for Scotty
sheffler it’s especially with when he
gets the putter D which you don’t have
to be the best putter in the world um at
austa to win if you go back look at some
of the numbers with Scotty it’s it’s not
tiger quality but it’s it’s in the
ballpark uh the run that this guy’s been
on over the last few years but uh I
don’t know we’ll see what Rory does Yeah
you mentioned that he he uh you think he
going to be pressing um that’s why I
kind of like that he switched it up and
uh played in a tournament last week I
just you know change of uh yeah whatever
you want to call it yeah CH change of
momentum maybe change mindset a little
bit yeah not bad hey it it hasn’t worked
before you gotta switch it up and do
something right you know it’s like
pretty much enough women say no to Chris
eventually he talks to men you know
there’s nothing wrong with not that
there’s anything wrong with that you
know all right you we’re inclusive here
yes we’re very Inus we keep Chris on
here that’s mainly so we can skirt a lot
of ADA stuff um but we do
have Chris uh you’re winner this week uh
and I know I think you got odds these
odds are from DraftKings I think you got
odds a little bit different somewhere
else but uh looks like you’re going with
h brooksy with brooksie there yeah
Brookie smokes the ball he’s a bro why
not plus 16 00 here I got him at plus
2,000 somewhere else let’s go Brookie I
have no
analysis no he’s played a gussa well
over over the years and this was
actually my original pick uh and I
actually switched it before you sent
this in um so the fact that you’re on
Brooks makes me feel better about not
taking
Brooks first you like them there’s no
chance he’s not gonna make the cut yeah
I’m placing that
B I mean obviously like you know he’s
he’s playing okay right now over on live
but he doesn’t a [ __ ] he’s cashing
checks and banging Jenna Sims he’s got a
a kid uh which by the way his son has
like a his son crew he’s got like a
little helmet kind of thing he has to
wear I guess like shaping his head but
they do a great job each week doing a
different design on his little helmet
and it’s like the coolest thing ever he
just looks like a cool little guy so I
mean he’s got a lot of good stuff going
on off the course maybe that relaxes him
you’ve seen in golf a lot of times guys
have that uh have that new baby bounce
kind of you know they go out the win
after after that who knows but um yeah I
I feel like he was riding High last year
going into this which he was and he had
a hell of a running things
uh he’s in the conversation I feel like
I’m gonna probably end up laying some
money before the week’s over on like a
top five for him but I don’t know if I
see him coming out with
it know why not yeah cool last night
then for me here uh after much
oscillating back and forth I’m going to
go with Wy Neeman uh he’s one of the 13
guys out there from the Liv tour uh
right now and you know Liv is taking a
lot of [ __ ] and people oh it’s
exhibition golf they’re listening to pop
music while they’re playing they’re
wearing shorts no one’s watching this
and that hey when these guys have a
chance to come over and play in Majors
they they play well and W nean right now
is one of the best golfers one of the
best ball Strikers on the planet and I
feel like no one’s talking about him
because he’s on the live tour um but I
feel like he’s him and the rest of the
live guys are GNA come out and have
something to prove and I like the good I
think it’s really good value having a
guy like that at plus 2,800 this young
uh Chilean think is gonna have something
to prove here and it wouldn’t be
surprised it wouldn’t surprise me to see
him in that final group on uh Sunday and
I I think the way he shapes the ball
with his shots they fits him with this
course he can hit it long uh his iron
play is good he’s not a bad putter I
feel like this course is set up for him
um I originally had Brooks I pulled back
and I was oscillating between Tony
fenile and Xander shafley um Tony’s
played great here over the years it’s
only a matter of time before he breaks
through and get this and gets you know a
big major win Xander shley were waiting
for him to kind of have it he’s got all
the tools this course sets up well for
for him um but with the value
and the way he’s playing right now I
really like walking Neeman uh going into
uh this week at
Augusta cool yeah I think a lot of the
uh the sharks like uh shley yeah I’ve
seen a lot of the the Sharpstone s shley
um Windam Clark has been a big pick a
lot of people across the golf Spectrum
have been talking about Windam Clark um
problem is this his first time out um
you know I’m probably gonna put some
money on him for a top 10 uh but it’s
his first time out there um AE I’m GNA
pronounce his name wrong aay batia won
last week in Houston playing Great Golf
um he is actually the first one that was
in the Masters Drive Chip and Putt to
actually be playing in the Masters so I
think it was 2014 he was a kid that
playing in the dve Chip and Putt and now
he’s playing in the Masters he did ding
his shoulder up and kind of that weird
ending last week in uh Houston um going
into that playoff getting the win over
Denny McCarthy but uh no I I like him I
just don’t know if a first time guy is
GNA Come Away um with this this week but
uh yeah I like w nean i I think um I
really do feel like one of the live guys
is Gonna Make some noise and I think
he’s the best of that Bunch right now so
I’m riding with him uh this weekend
Augusta
cool all right and then uh as we go from
from that I know we have our parlay that
we like to do uh each week now stacking
some things together here uh let’s see
if we can see that here so our let’s not
do this parlay this week odds courtesy
of DraftKings Scotty I believe you have
uh B niichel so I’ll let you start
things off here with UFC
300 yeah did a uh same game parlay for
this Bo nickel and under three and a
half minutes he’s going against uh Cody
Brundage who’s not very good another guy
rather just throwing in there to get
destroyed um he’s probably the best guy
he’s fought so far but still not on his
level uh I think nicholl’s a future
Champion all four of his uh or all five
of his uh MMA fights he’s won in under
three and a half minutes uh Brundage and
three of his five losses he’s been
finished and a couple times in the first
round and uh yeah I think he’s just
gonna go in there and just destroy them
uh rag doam and probably submit them in
the first three minutes
Bo nickl is the Yukon husky of the UFC
right
now just that
much compare it to the guys he’s playing
yeah okay okay and uh next up on the
list there uh is me and you’re wondering
what the hell is Denver yeah what yeah
what is Denver Denver what is this okay
so this is uh a little uh mile high city
combo right here uh first leg of this is
going to be uh NCAA it’s the Frozen 4
men’s hockey uh du the Pioneers Denver
taking on Boston and the Frozen Ford the
3C Pioneers taking on the Second City
Terriers this is Thursday so tomorrow
5:00 pm there uh Denver of course 2015 I
want to say national champ so maybe
mixing that up with lacrosse uh but
they’ve had a great year um they play
really tough hockey Buu is a really good
team uh but I like the uh Pioneers uh to
get the win there and be playing for a
national championship trying to go for
the double then on the other side of
that on Saturday uh you have in the mile
high city Georgetown making the track
across the country in a Big East matchup
yes this is Big East lacrosse sixth rate
Hoya at the 10th rate Pioneers 2 o00 on
Saturday then
by the way they have two losses on the
season what one’s to Yale and one’s to
Duke that’s a pretty damn good uh season
right there they shellacked St John’s
last week uh Coach Brown in his first
year there a former Denver player former
assistant replacing the legend that his
beer Bill tney there um I like their
long stick I love their attacks uh I was
it JJ srop uh the graduate student the
attack there number five he’s one of the
best attackman in the in the country I
know I’m a bit of a lacrosse nerd but
couple games left before you get into
the Big East tournament play I like the
Pioneers going with the double I’m
riding with Denver this week ice hockey
Frozen Four lacrosse regular season game
against Georgetown riding with the
pioneers from my leg of the parlay doing
the double dip there right in that long
stick huh love the long stick he does he
I was talking about an attack that’s a
short stick okay we we’ll teach you
lacrosse you
cre I’m a lacrosse fan man my team’s
good where where where Chris went to
school uh growing up they used lacrosse
sticks uh to like just beat people U
once they stole them from playing
against Sports they just used them in
arm
robberies I don’t think they I don’t
think they sold lacrosse sticks that uh
are played against Sports no I don’t
recall ever seeing one lacrosse sck in
my
life no well you know lacos stick
crowbar billy
club it’s all the same
there all right Chris looks like you’re
riding with eldri uh this weekend I am
um once again got a little bit I got
plus odds on a different site but we’ll
take the DraftKings minus 115 still good
uh tiger could
probably do this course in his sleep um
he’s dominated on it he knows every shot
on that course um the only thing that
gives me hesitation and makes this not a
sure thing is can he walk 36 holes to
make to make it to the weekend that’s
the only thing that bothers me but um
[ __ ] it we’re rolling with tiger I used
to be the biggest tiger hater now that
his career is winding down I am a I
appreciate Tiger Woods I want to see him
do well because the sport always does
well does better when Tiger’s doing well
the last time that he won the Masters I
was hanging out with my friends and it
was an unbelievable moment it was cool
so Ru for Tiger to make the cut
so preparation leading up to the Masters
this week uh he is apparently allegedly
according to someone in Tiger Circle
which I don’t know how close you can get
to tiger and divulge these sort of
things but allegedly um he’s giving up
sexual activity unlike Chris who’s doing
it pretty much not by his own
choice tiger willingly uh so if you’re
like a Perkins Steakhouse waitress or
something uh you know you get a sigh of
relief this week because Tiger’s not
coming for you
um unless he doesn’t make the cut and
then this
weekend does this hurt tiger is this
like Samson getting his getting his
haircut you know no tiger is an ultimate
professional um he probably just wants
to make sure that his legs are loose and
ready to [ __ ]
walk that’s what she
said I got a question so uh if he does
have to withdraw before the
cut will they avoid that bet or is that
a
loss probably a loss I think it’s up to
the individual book I guess if he goes
through three or four holes tomorrow and
just things aren’t feeling right and I
think I think I saw a quote from him
yesterday where he was saying like he’s
in pain every day or something like that
that’s not what you want to hear going
into the Masters but at the same time he
feels like he’s got one more left in in
him um I feel like depending on the book
if he’s only after a couple holes and
pools I’m sure someone will avoid it
just as a Goodwill PR thing but if he’s
you know second half of the day if he’s
on the um on the second nine they don’t
call it the back nine at austa if he’s
on the second nine on Friday and those
legs start throbbing and he has to pull
out um which someone should have did
with Chris but if he has to pull out I
don’t know if that’s be avoided I feel
like he’s especially if he gets a whole
round in I think it’s going to count
I think so I don’t know yeah [ __ ] it we
bought depends on how how many people on
Twitter get pissed off and tweet at the
sports books yeah I was actually looking
for that prop and I didn’t see it on MGM
I may have overlooked it but I was
looking for the prop of will Tiger
finish the weekend um and that I
definitely was gonna take no on that one
I just don’t think his body is going to
hold up I mean look we’re all out of
shape Scotty’s the most in shape of us
uh but he’s skinny
fat but from what I’ve heard and you
know I was listening to Max H the other
day giving interview on pardon my take
that course is more ruling of a walk
than what people think it is and Jess if
you’re tiger I know he’s been working
out but just the the beating that his
body has taken over the years and then
the course of that horrific car crash I
just don’t know if he can hold up for
you know four rounds over Augusta and
the should help him it’s not going to be
cold you don’t to worry about things
stiffening up too much but I just don’t
know if his body is just physically
there we’re gonna find
out we’ll see by the way Chris are you
gonna buy any of his uh what is it sun
Day red
apparel
no
is he’s got his own apparel now he’s not
with Nike of course he had that deal
expired is that is on the Peril line now
it’s called Sun Su n there’s a space day
da y and there’s another space
red oh okay it looks honestly horrific
no idea You’ never did he get to keep
his did he get to keep his logo or was
that a Nike property he apparently did
not want to keep uh the logo with the
Nike there um so he kind of want to do a
fresh start
uh with everything let me see if I can
get this pulled up uh and show it to you
guys on the stream here give me one
second to pull this out as I do a little
vamping here and go that’s a fat parlay
though plus
1594 yeah I put it into the uh odds
calculator on Action Network uh with
each leg there and it came in at 1594
there so I’m gonna trust uh I’m gonna
trust those guys there are we uh are we
seeing this here spinning there it is
okay that looks dumb the yeah Sunday red
I don’t know what that kind of what is
oh it’s a TIG it’s a tiger yeah it’s the
weirdest looking tiger I think I’ve ever
seen like in my entire life dead Decay
tiger yeah that that’s his new apparel
line Sun Day red this feels like
something that like your mom would buy
you at Kohl’s and be like oh he got the
Tiger Wood stuff and it’s at Cole’s
remember when Shaq had the Warner
Brothers
Shoes what Shaq had a deal with Reebok
for tiis shoes like back basketball yeah
but he also had a deal U you know Shaq’s
a pretty benevolent guy likes to give
back he also had a deal with Warner
Brothers like the cartoon studio for
shoes that were in Walmart and they had
a they looked just like the Reebok ones
except on the tongue there was a big WB
Warner Brothers logo and my mom bought
me a pair of these and she’s like oh I
got you the shack shoes and I worn them
to school and everyone’s like oh Leon’s
got the shacks and I tried to keep my
jeans pulled down so like the uh leg of
the
je but then like the Jean leg rode up
and everyone saw the big
WB it’s pretty traumatic experience in
my life yeah I had a uh I had a friend
growing up um he told everybody he got
that new pair of Jordans and we’re like
oh sweet like none of us ever had at
that point we were like in elementary
school maybe middle school but um so he
shows us and it’s Jord
Dash hey y I had a pair of Jord dashes
in the elementary school I think it was
like first second grade I had some I had
some voits that they look pretty sweet
and I was like yeah everybody’s gonna
like these and then I got [ __ ] trash
roasted two [ __ ] I wore vo almost
exclusively back then growing up and I
had a um I had an aunt that lived in
Philadelphia that I spent this summer
with my grandma and my aunt she took me
shopping and she wanted to buy me um I
think back then British Knights were
were were big um yeah she was gonna get
me that and she was going to get me a
pair of Jordans and for whatever reason
I just never wanted Jordans theyve just
never interested me I just never wanted
them and I got like a pair of Converse
and I thought like they were so cool I
got clowned so hard back but now
apparently kids like
Converse well I think I think it depends
on which Converse you got because that
wasn’t my first pair of like cool shoes
were the KJS the Kevin
Johnson’s and those are actually like I
didn’t nobody made fun of me for those
they like oh sweet you got the Kevin
Johnson’s but yeah I remember that was
my first pair of like nine Discount
Store shoes yeah who knew uh I got him
fromn so I don’t know if if that’s a
discount store or not
but who knew that he
wasid gonna be the mayor of Sacramento
one
day yeah maybe Jackson holidays coming
up in two batters first Major League at
bat for the Run bet on them plus 875 yep
there we go maybe he’ll uh and this
game’s in Boston
right yeah okay his debut at finway it’s
pretty cool pretty cool finway not near
the uh Charles Charles River which is
one of the most filthy disgusting rivers
on the East Coast there so we don’t have
to worry about the ball going into water
but I don’t know you guys know that the
Olympics is coming up right in h
Paris I heard that yeah yeah 2024 Summer
Olympics and the par Olympic games uh
and apparently as we transition away
from Sports well we are in sports but as
we transition from sports that m matter
it’s a sports that people pretend to
care about for two weeks each four years
um the Olympics in Paris apparently they
did some testing on the waters there and
there is a alarming uh level of bacteria
including eoli in the Sin River uh where
they’ll be swimming at for the Olympics
I guess the uh triathletes are going to
be
swimming in the river here why can’t
they clean up the rivers for the
Olympics do you remember like when they
were in Brazil and they were finding
like human arm and [ __ ] like in whatever
River they were going to be body of word
they were going to be swimming in well
how do you clean it I mean what are you
going to do just drop a bunch of
chlorine tablets in it kill all the fish
hey well in Brazil probably yeah I’m not
don’t think I’m gonna be eating
Brazilian fish that’s off the coast of
you know what whatever in France I don’t
know I figured like it would be a little
bit nicer but maybe those Farmers been
dropping all the manure in there maybe
from their protest they’ve been putting
manure all over the government buildings
there who knows I
France yeah I’ve heard that Europe is
one of the dirtiest places in the
world think France cares about
cleanliness [ __ ] no that’s very
true that’s very true I don’t know who I
just feel like I thought they were gonna
be a little bit more sophisticated like
they look at us like we’re the stupid
fat dirty Americans I figured you know I
mean we are but well everybody pollutes
their
water all the cool kids are doing it
the rich rich people
are yeah are you guys playing to watch
the Olympics do you care any of course
yeah I’m guilty as charged as pretending
to care about those sports for those two
or three weeks I love the Olympics yeah
I love it it’s it’s an event look I
watch men I watch the things that matter
men’s soccer men’s basketball and boxing
C it and when there’s baseball that’s
about U but obviously we’re in the
Olympics in LA in
2028 um so if we noted now we have eoli
in the rivers there in France where
they’re doing it what can we do to spice
up the LA Olympics I’ve already thought
about you know rifle like the shooting
stuff take them down the skid rad you
know and that’s where we’ll have the
Olympic shooting contest there you know
arm the arm the crackheads down there
and uh see see what they can do maybe we
can get a team of LA crackheads to be
our Rifle Team in the 28
Olympics I say we set a wildfire uh
along the 405 and make the marathon go
through rush hour traffic on the 405
with a wildfire in the
background yes we could do that with the
high jum
too just make like just have like a
stream of like just nasty like polluted
and throw some extra [ __ ] in there oh
they just jump over like a 12 foot pile
of hypodermic needles they picked up yes
that works you jump over a homeless
encampment oh my God yes these are the
Olympics that we need you know it’s the
100 meter dash get some uh get some
immigrants and and if they they make it
over they’re good to
go
after hey I am I’m clipping uh I will be
clipping you saying I watch men that’s
going to be a new sound like next week
thank you after you uh after you steal a
Kia you do the 100 meter dash you know
with like a police dog behind you you
know like that that would be a great
thing for the LA Olympics we’re on to
like so much good stuff here you know
how far can you throw a hypodermic
needle instead of the javelin you know
like this is the LA Olympics that we
need and I’m excited for
it at least the good thing about the the
the France Olympics they’re only what
five six hours ahead of us whatever in
in Paris so you can actually so you
don’t have to worry about getting up at
like three o’clock in the morning to
watch us beat some African nation in
basketball like when they were in in
China so that’ll be nice and maybe
Charles Barkley will say something
offensive about another country didn’t
he make fun of like some African country
when he was on the Dream Team something
about these guys had Spears or something
sh [ __ ] like that yeah he said something
like that he [ __ ] he eled that guy
that it was like 200 lb lighter than him
in the
chest he was hitting me like no he
wasn’t like Chuck was a [ __ ] bully
man Angola or some [ __ ] like that yeah
it was Angola yeah and they were like
they were like taking pictures with them
and telling them how like big of a fans
they were and he he goes and does
that you think about it like having like
professional athletes in the Olympics is
really [ __ ] up like Michael Jordan
probably made more than the GDP of like
half the countries that they played you
know like he’s playing against some guy
from like pop one New Guinea like
guarding Michael
Jordan yeah it was not fair yeah all
right well so we’re done with that there
um all right so going to the non-sports
stuff I saw this and Chris I’m going to
start with you because naturally this
makes me think about you um there was a
user on on Reddit uh that was asking the
other day some questions and it was what
is the longest that you have ever gone
without
shout you thought of
me know I feel like you I think of like
filth and like human excrement you know
I think about you that’s highly
offensive but yeah what’s the longest
and I’m not going to count when you were
like a like it doesn’t count I’m gonna
go I’m gonna go after puberty what’s the
long that’s that’s what I was gonna go
with
um
probably if I was really
sick maybe a couple
days like if I was like stuck in bed and
couldn’t move because I was feeling so
bad maybe a couple days but I guarantee
you since middle school I’ve not gone
more than
maybe three days max without a
shower yeah I feel like as a as a as a
man especially once you go beyond like
two days like you’re really I mean a day
pretty much as a man you’re getting
Reich yeah no I I hate not showering at
least once a day sometimes I’ll shower
twice I’m like a cat I will go to two or
three times sometimes I like to be clean
but yeah and you bury your [ __ ]
that’s that’s the dog thing they do like
to kick up uh on that I do dispose of my
refuge in the proper uh receptacles
there uh but Scotty what how how long do
you think is the longest you ever gone
without shower yeah same two or three
days uh I have never went to work
without taking a shower first um so only
days I don’t take one is if like I’m at
home for a weekend and I don’t do [ __ ] I
don’t go anywhere so yeah yeah where we
went to School you were not allowed to
get away with not taking a shower you
would get [ __ ] obliterated so nobody
was scared to tell you you
stink cool you would have there was
about three or four kids that you knew
that smelled like bad Frito chips um
kind of knew that you didn’t want to get
paired up with like a school project
with those and it wasn’t before people
hop on me it wasn’t a question of
resources of like oh they maybe they
didn’t have a home with the shower a
home at all have running water out there
where you grew up um we got it in the
60s um you
know W godamn pencil Tucky you know um
but no there were some kids that just I
feel like they just chose to stank you
know some people just choose foul odors
we had a couple of those but the longest
that I’ve ever gone I think was about
four days and it was because I was
working in radio and we had two pretty
massive snowstorms back to back and I
stayed on air giving traffic reports and
fell asleep at the uh console giving
traffic reports and ended up getting
snowed into the radio station like snow
was like up above the door like you
could not get out and all we had in
there was like snack crackers and Pie
meat in the vending machine it was like
me two FM
DJs uh and the cleaning guy uh the guy
that cleaned our office somehow got
there at like 11 o’clock at night he was
out doing his job working other cleaning
other buildings got to our place and
like we were all snowed in there
together and there were no showers in
this
place yeah yeah we were all quite right
before s had subsided enough to where
one of the guys from the news Department
uh could rescue us
in a two- wheeel Drive mind you of
station Kia and took me to a hotel where
my wife who was actually staying because
she couldn’t get home from work I
remember walking through the door of the
hotel room and or my wife was doing my
girlfriend at the time yeah just goes
you stink
like you know how lonus has like those
like stink clouds around them in Charlie
I imagine like that was me at that point
that’s not lus it’s a pig pin Pig pin
that’s who is Lions has the blanket yeah
yeah yeah Pig pin the little stink
clouds around that was me uh walking
into that hotel room it was like you
feel embarrassed when you stink you
know well you would think people that
aren’t used to stinking yeah they feel
embarrassed yeah some people don’t know
14-year-old has no shame he doesn’t care
it’s very unfortunate like the ladies at
this point don’t even want to like toss
on some brute cologne they go holler at
the girls it is not good two single
[ __ ] he just wants to play his video
games it’s very strange boy I
do I do always wonder like shows like
The Walking Dead shows like that like in
real life in real life they would smell
like complete [ __ ]
like they always and then they always
have like love scenes I’m like they
probably smell terrible can you imagine
not to mention other things
yeah people in the middle of the desert
like Iraq are
Afghanistan like in active combat
situations oh my God yeah yeah no you’re
right though if you’re like let’s say
you’re like special like I know when
they’re at the barracks or whatever they
have the resources
but or whatever it’s called I don’t know
what it’s called but still like if
you’re on a
mission yeah just [ __ ] sweating bro
Chris like if you’re in the rear as they
say in the rear with the gear you know
you got a a [ __ ] toilet as they say in
the shower and you got all the those
Creature Comforts but let’s say you’re
like special ops like maybe some steel
Team guys or Army Rangers that you drop
in before like we make a full-fledged
invasion you know and you might be out
there six seven days doing recon you
know like maybe is there anything to
like hold back your sh because maybe
like you get three or four guys and like
that little small group that’s out there
you don’t want to give it
away what you’re position you know we
should look into that we should uh we
should ask some questions I got some
friends who served I I’ll see if what I
can find out you know jao jao willick
and is a former seal he’s always you
know doing these motivational podcasts
this and that next time I listen to jao
podcast and they ask for questions I’m
gonna ask him how do you cover there
go when you’re out there you know I like
it yeah I like it yeah but you brought
up a good point um talking about The
Walking Dead
imagine in like the
1600s imagine like like Jamestown
something like yeah 16007 like you
brought chicks over from England we had
to like resettled over here and you GNA
go bang some bra Jamestown in 16007 she
hasn’t showered in a month and
this the ride imagine France in
2024 same
thing I think if you’re born into it and
you’re already you’re always around it
and you just get used to it yeah you go
nose blind for sure
yeah look you know in like those
colonial days the guys always even if
they were like digging a ditch they had
like a suit on you know and the women
had like those dresses there was like 15
layers deep with the hoop skirts they
were like the size of a gold poost you
know like well maybe maybe the first few
layers kept the smell
in hey maybe it was designed for that
it’s like an onion once you start
you get closer
to brings tears to your eyes Chris would
you bang a chick from 16007 right now if
you
a
um I’m not gonna say no to anything at
this
point well we’ll see what Pocahontas has
to say if we find
her she might be spoken for
though all right uh another thing I want
to get to here uh you guys familiar with
the c is
right yes yeah so those ugly ass bugs
they pop up what is it like every 17
years or something like that like I
think some are every 13 and some are
every 17 you’re right you’re right yeah
well there two separate badges
apparently they’re popping up uh this
year and you’re right Scott one is every
13 and one’s every 17 I think we’re
getting what’s called The Brood X this
year or something like that but
apparently uh the asora infections with
the cicas a periodical cicas the dark
brown redey bruex get a boost from the
stimulate cathine um annual cicas wind
up full of cycloben the same chemical
found in psychedelic mushrooms although
people eat healthy cicas gross experts
do not recommend eating the cicas for
the fungus and its drugs so apparently
uh CA secrete or produce uh the same
hallucinogen as
mushrooms now I have a
solution we have an opioid problem in
this
country we have a drug
problem there’s a food problem
cicas obviously make a lot of noise
they’re pretty
gross why don’t we get the junkies and I
ain’t talking about the sports junkies
and DC why don’t we get the junkies to
do a public
service and eat the
cadus this solves a lot of
problems hey Claus Schwab World economic
Forum they want us to eat insects they
say eating insects reduces climate
change is right there on their website
they’ve talked about this is article
from February 22 insects eating eating
them reduces climate change all right
this solves a lot of problems the
junkies get a natural
high crime probably drops because
they’re not going to be robbing people
to get money so they can get heroin and
stuff like that solves the hunger issue
because they’re eating hey probably
pretty lean protein reduces climate
change and kills off the annoying
cicas who loses everyone’s the winner
this is just like my idea to arm the
homeless at the Canadian border with the
FOH Hogs are com from Kill the Hogs the
homeless have food this is a public
service ask not what your country can do
for you but for what you can do for your
country JFK said that for his brains got
splattered all over de Plaza
but let’s look through ourselves what
Civic good can we
do I think you know what we should all
adopt a junkie and bring them a bag
[Laughter]
adopt a
junkie ad adopt the J bring them cicas
they get a natural high this is good for
everyone I’ve never heard of anyone
overdosing on
cicada you should try it maybe it help
you lose some weight no absolutely not
sir um listen I want to see uh I want to
say Jay Rogan and Mike Tyson do them
together hey Aaron roders iasa maybe
give him some uh give him some cicas
maybe probably got a cicada smoothie
right now maybe the Jets start doing
cicada protein shakes next year and
maybe they actually get to the playoffs
maybe his ACL or or his uh his Achilles
stays
intact probably it gonna
be funny that you brought it’s funny
that you brought this up because like an
hour ago I had something on Reddit like
a notification talk another Cadia story
so these same cicadas they’re getting uh
a sexually transmitted
infection and it makes the male’s balls
fall off but it also turns into like
hypersexual zombies it was saying so
they’re jumping around like trying to
like mate or whatever but they can’t and
so then they start trying to make
themselves look like females so they’ll
attract the males and then they just
affect like everything they touch
yeah so yeah hypersexual zombies is what
uh I could find the uh well [ __ ] if we
didn’t already have a podcast title
hypersexual zombies would be one which
by the way would be a great punk rock
band we the hypersexual zombies we’re
playing at the airport now I don’t know
why it’s like a bad J yeah what’s going
on there yeah well I feel like back to
your you gota be like a German band that
be called hypersexual zombies you just
play romstein like covers songs all day
do smish with the hyos seexual zombies
it’s like a really bad David hasselhof
impersonation
yeah you know what that’s gonna be my
new name for Chris hypersexual zombie
that should be your wrestling name you
should
wrestle this podcast has gone too long
yeah I think we
[ __ ] wait what you looking at
never mind I thought I found the thing
on I was looking at article earlier
talking about it okay the sexually
sexual zombie cicadas yeah that’s why I
knew that some are every 13 years and
some are every 17 years because I just
read it
like Rec well I’m just when I run for
office these are my two these are my
platforms we’re going to have uh liquor
be available Nationwide every state um
I’m a big 10th Amendment guy like states
rights but [ __ ] it when it comes to
alcohol we’re going nationally have it
available you can walk into a CVS a
Walgreens a Kroger a Piggly Wiggly
whatever it is you can buy liquor
Nationwide platform number one platform
number two the feral pigs are causing
problems we’re arming the homeless and
they’re eating the feral pigs solves the
hunger issue get some exercise we’re on
an obese nation that gets exercise for
these people and we’re controlling wait
a minute population Hess what did the
Harless get out of it meat food
meat and and a Civic sense of helping
your community what are we arming the
homeless people with and how are we
controlling that small arms and uh
pickaxes and pickaxes they’ll work
together in teams
B we used to people are crazy and uh
they probably end up killing each other
drop off other innocent
people all super it’s all supervised by
who prison guards I don’t know what to
tell you National Guard I’ll activate
the National Guard and they unlike
Australia that lost the war to emus if
they get past the homeless then we have
the National Guard to Mo down all the
feral pigs we just use them for that now
yeah and leave the homeless people
without guns because that’s probably a
about idea teach a man to fish Chris
teach a man to fish you cannot under
underestimate a one doing something for
themselves pulling themselves up by
their bootstraps okay that’s number two
number three we are going to uh get the
junkies to eat the catus natural high
okay and these things right here here is
for the betterment of all man in America
okay this is my platform that I will run
on one day these thoughts are not
representative of everybody on the let’s
not do this podcast right that’ll be the
first platform you’ve ever ran on
yeah you
know what they say back in the day what
what was it uh Chicken in every pot and
the car in every garage a cicada in
every junkie’s mouth air Pig in every
encampment in Oakland that’s what
we’re we’re getting
cancelled we might get promoted on one
website though hey which Speaking racist
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