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hey guys welcome back to forelli
fumatori uh we missed you last week but
we’re glad to be back today indeed um
we’re just going to hang out smoke some
cigars we got random cigars uh nothing
special uh just cleaning out the humidor
um and we’re just going to enjoy our
time here so let’s get into it
[Music]
hi guys what’s up man what’s up joining
the
outoors different scenery yeah very
different great amazing great uh don’t
mind the background noise there’s going
to be background noise so uh we’ll try
to try to edit some of it out but you
might hear some kids laughing in the
background we screaming playing I’m
thinking we screaming yeah but we’re all
smoking something different yeah yeah so
you know we got to clean out the humor I
had I had stuff just sitting in there
sing We had singles in there um so we’re
just putting it all together and uh just
getting rid of some stuff so so I got I
got the um esperito uh Trinidad from
Trinidad it’s the AJ Fernandez collab
with Trinidad my favorite um one of my
I’m excited to have that it was a good
cigar I liked it yeah um I don’t know
how to say this but
the Bon
Avengers
buur yeah I don’t know how to say that
buur the heo
Amano uh Samila kubana um
pretty good so far but we’ll see we’ll
see how it burns I have no idea what I’m
smoking but Nicki does talking about
it’s on your it’s on your rapper I can’t
see it I don’t have my glasses on Pomo
champagne 10 year anners 10 year
anniversary that’s the first cigar we
smoked I do like those the it is really
good that’s a cigar we decided to toast
the podcast off with oh okay I have the
uh I’m going to butcher the hell out of
this one East ban estabon
say
estabon yeah
estabon
Carrera estabon Carrera that one looks
weird eston Carrera uh it also said
Devil’s Head yeah it was devil’s head or
Devil’s Hand devil’s head I think so
when I was handing out the cigars that
was actually the one that I wanted
Devil’s Hand dark kjo I’ll take it uh
Dam G us Dam gave us a choice of what we
were going to smoke so whoever whatever
no I brought out four of those first the
I was like hell no and then Nikki yelled
at me but you don’t listen and just
opened it oh yeah yeah I so yeah it was
either that or you know first of all I
don’t care what he say one of the filthy
I’m do what I want to do that was that
was the only other Lucy that you had
well you had two of them you know why
right I’m going to do what I want to do
cuz you’re old I’m the dad yeah or a
pops your pops your pops St and that
too so it’s been weird yeah yeah taking
off a week was not was not uh normal I
mean you did some work on um that post
you posted about missing the week or
whatever uh out uh new Instagram things
um yeah did you see it no you didn’t see
it oh yeah I did see it yeah thing I
posted I posted on my Facebook St you
saw it on the Facebook yeah it’s just
add a little different unique
professional
style other than just like uh BS on a
blank background no I definitely did
like that I like it too did you have
time throughout like that week to like
play with some things and try new things
or yeah I mean I mean um I’m working on
a new intro because ours is a little
long yeah um so I got to mess around
with like how long is the intro right
now the original in seconds it’s almost
like 2 minutes is it really it’s close
yeah oh wow so what what are you what
are you doing I’m going to cut it uh
just picking moments out of yeah just
different episodes just grabbing some
stuff um and then it’s going to be
basically just be like a quick little
Collage Video with some music in the
background maybe throw up some more just
still want to be like oh our names and
stuff in it yeah can I not be pops
you’re still Po got be pops can I be dad
you’re always going to be pops dad
always going to be pop when we get
famous you don’t want random people say
old man I’m okay with old man hey Dad
you’re out in public take a look at my
life yeah it’s this may uh throw this
whole thing off but weren’t you saying
that we had
something in the works of a
sponsor oh yeah so I mean it’s it’s one
have you ever heard of dubby no yeah you
never heard it so it’s an energy drink
that they’re taking like this is the
first time I’m hearing about this so
they’re taking well because I didn’t
want to um me too I was waiting to like
a get official well should we not bring
it up then yeah that’s what that’s what
I was saying like I didn’t want to like
say it basically dubby is this energy um
is this uh energy drink company that’s
supposed to be like healthy doesn’t make
you Tire doesn’t uh do stuff like that
um I don’t know too much detail on it
yet um before like putting it out there
and sugges the people go get it I want
to try it first how do you uh how do you
spell it du BBY y
um but anyway so so they take they right
now they have this thing where the
company
itself um sponsors smaller channels oh
I’ve SE yes I have seen this yeah SE on
YouTube what they do is they in
sponsorship they give you basically a
link that you post on your on your
social media with a there’s a 10%
discount code that comes with it that
you give your subscribers they can go on
and get it and if they go on and buy it
you get uh 10% Commission of every
that they make um so that’s how they
sponsor you so they’re not going to like
for us to cuz I’m not going to sponsor
something I don’t fully believe we we
don’t or I’m not going to I’m not going
to say stuff if I had never even tried
it myself I’m not going to be like oh
this is a great energy drink go get it
because I haven’t tried it myself so I
want to order it um I’m going to get get
some stuff in we’ll try it out I mean
it’s an energy drink so could do a
podcast on it try probably tasting it
yeah we could do do like a little quick
review on it taste it see what how we
like it um and then we can see if it’s
any good and then if we think that it’s
something that is worth putting out
there we’ll put a link in the
description with a discount code and
people can go get it and it will help us
it will help out our Channel I mean huge
thing for me immediately reading some of
their stuff here is sugar free well yeah
yeah so it’s sugar free that’s pretty
much maltrin free and keto friendly yeah
oh wow so it’s so it’s more of a
healthier energy drink thing um um and
it also claims that it doesn’t give you
the tiredness or the crash after you
drink so that’s what I’m curious about
because a lot of anyy drinks I drink I
get smacked with a crash you know it
sounds sounds good but I think it’s cool
that they’re like so I mean it’s not
like them being like oh here’s money
sponsor us sponsor us they’re just being
like hey this is this is how you can
make money with us and um but it could
help you out because there’s a huge
Community attached to it too and it
helps them out because it gets their
name out there as well yeah so so it’s
not like a hey here’s money here’s free
product it’s just sign up with us we’ll
give you a link code and everything you
can share with your with your
subscribers and I wish we had we could
have tried it well I want to um that’s
what I want I want to order it first
before officially being like yeah oh I
got you I got you oh you say we’re going
to buy first that was my
fault what do you mean it was your fault
I me brought it up but I figured it was
like a cool like thing that like your
first sponsor you know cuz I’ve been
looking into like trying to reach out to
people or like how to reach out to
companies and stuff and like try to get
sponsored not that we’re a massive
Channel yet but um yeah but their
followers can follow us our followers
can follow them you know you never know
it could so uh it’ll be here in a couple
weeks um I got the starter pack yeah so
it’s got five flavors I had I had a 30%
discount on it oh well it was it was
only 19 bucks it’s not even that
expensive the starter Pack’s 19 bucks
and the if we’re going to be like honest
right like the $34 for their tub is not
that off right like I think I was at
rate or whatever and G fuel which is is
like the hu b super name yeah gaming
whatever um it was 45 bucks so they have
a powder too for for for a little powder
yeah so it’s something you make you
shake up and stuff like that um I mean
after shipment and everything 26 bucks
for the starter pack bottle five flavors
um not that bad yeah it’ be cool to try
try it like it try all the flavors see
if one if flavor-wise is good and then I
mean we can’t review right then and
there if the energy is going to be great
because that’s usually takes a little
bit to kick in maybe we can do it at
like the um start of a show yeah you
know maybe by the end of it we like the
end show we’re stop talking but they do
they do they do advertise like um
energized and focused so it’s not just
off the wall like messed out like like
you’re not going crazy but they uh a lot
of things that I read up on it too were
saying that it’s really good it’s really
good for uh pre-workout so like if
you’re going to work out and then you go
so it’s a healthier because it’s a
healthier uh Source because you don’t
have the sugars you um and it keeps you
focused in what you’re doing it’s what
they’re what they’re claiming so I mean
I again I don’t want to I don’t want to
really give any like tell people yo go
get this cuz we’ll come back to it yeah
so we’ll get this in in a couple weeks
we’ll get it in we’ll do a review on
show I just thought it was yeah I
thought it was excited you know like
just to
bring we’ll give it a try and see where
it goes from there well you’re I full
transparency he’s not going to drinks
not going drink it I’m going to take a
sip I do a I can’t do a lot huge on the
energy drinks yeah um and especially
something that maybe like in the morning
instead of fuing stopping at like a
7eleven or WWA I can just get something
that’s yeah boom right in the cup shake
it and take it to work and then when I’m
done wash it out and use it for water
you know what I mean like yep it’s that
simple well wait a minute you’re not the
only one them two are I can’t do energy
drinks but you guys oh yeah we yeah they
they love red I basically drink drink
them all the time I drink red I like the
taste of Red Bull that’s my problem like
that’s my favorite like I don’t want to
say favorite taste but like I enjoy the
taste most people don’t enjoy taste but
it’s not even that too I feel like Red
Bull so far is the only one that really
gets me going but I crash so hard on it
so hard but for that that that like
couple hour span yeah you’re good I’m
good well that’s like um I just and then
it smacks me so I will I will say there
is one I drink
um I think it’s called like shine or
something whatever whatever it is um oh
well there’s bang which bang kind of
blew up well good thing I Dr it every
morning um they kind of blew UPG drinks
ones are supposed to be like you’re
getting your energy from like Vitamin B
and like stuff it’s not like they’re not
throwing that [ __ ] in there that that’s
what the duby dubby advertises is the
aminos and everything and that’s that’s
kind of like the um so the energy are
giving you vitamins to vitamins and
aminos yeah I mean stuff that like
torine and stuff like that like there’s
this one that I just found out about
it’s called
XS XS
XS X and S and I had one just recently
it was it was pretty good and I mean the
start like not their starter part pack
but their variety pack ranges from like
35 per 12 packs so it’s just under $3
any energy drink is going to but that’s
not a powder that’s a can that you’re
drinking one at a time oh that was a
powder no that’s that’s an actual drink
the only thing the only the only other
company that I’ve seen like advertise
the aminos and stuff and I’m not huge
into powder because I’m afraid that it’s
going to be grainy and have that nasty
taste it’s going to end up somewhere was
the uh was the glitch energy which is
another like powder but that was started
by a YouTuber wild cat that whatever um
but I can never make the jump on it to
actually try the powder cuz one it
is relatively more expensive but you got
to also think you’re you’re getting it’s
$3 for a can of whatever energy that you
you prefer and then 34 for 60 MH glasses
of whatever this energy is so I mean
we’ll see how it is and yeah yeah we go
I agree most of the times if you have
the right
mixer but like it’s not going to be
grainy like I mean we were doing the
Gatorade powder for a while and I didn’t
really get the graininess from it yeah
you got to get it you got to shake it
real well too
you got to make sure you really shake it
if you shake it up good you’re not going
to get that grainy texture I know
exactly what you’re talking about cuz I
hate it too and I heard you’re supposed
to do warm water and then pour it over
ice I’m just kidding I was going to say
I I don’t when I drink fluids I don’t to
put ice in my stuff yeah especially
water like when I’m at work running
around I just drink straight just
water uh anyway uh where we at with the
whiskey
my allergies are kicking in we’re uh
we’re just drinking the banana like the
whiskey we’re drinking yeah we’re just
drinking the banana whiskey that we this
[ __ ] [ __ ] you guys you guys just
drank this Hower how’s head head did I
have some last
night oh man it’s my favorite isn’t that
good yeah I could [ __ ] drink this all
the time for a flavored whiskey it’s
good I could drink this all the time but
I think it’s like naturally flavored
yeah but it’s like it’s not really it’s
not really that sweet like you get the
banana you you taste banana for sure but
you also taste whiskey yeah like the no
it’s got a little bit of a bite too but
not not crazy like like the Crown Royal
apple is it’s just sweet like it’s not
really like I can hear the allergies in
you
yeah it’s really they’re really killing
killing me today yeah now that it’s
killing him it’ll hit me in a couple
minutes yeah I got to get mine were hit
me in the morning yeah I wasn’t
expecting it cuz it never had allg whole
life now I’m starting to get him it’s
horrible isn’t it it’s horrible can’t
stand it I sneeze like 10 times in the
morning and my eyes water all the time
it’s [ __ ] crazy man yeah the the
itchiness the the eye itching is the
worst like when it yeah and especially
when it starts watering and then people
are like oh you crying that that and the
uh the SC the itch in the throat yeah
the itching in the throat you’re trying
to scratch it you’re like I don’t have
the Itchy in the throat but my eyes
water all the time and I sneeze like 20
[ __ ] times it’s crazy [ __ ]
[ __ ] but I got to say I mean allergy
medication you take that stuff you’re
good oh really well certain [ __ ] like
yeah it depends on doesn’t really work
that well yeah you got to get good stuff
yeah but it definitely works but it’s so
expensive it’s just so expensive yeah
but uh yeah you know well that’s over to
counter stuff yeah so if you can get it
prescribed yeah supposedly you can get
like uh there’s one that you can uh crap
what’s I can’t remember the brand right
now but you can get it over the count I
mean not over the counter like sub
prescribed to you did I just say that
right prescribed prescribed
CL
no but it’s like heavier dose and it
like it really kicks kicks it in the
butt I think we do the
Allegra right well we do like an off
brand no it’s like a off brand like a
giant brand or something I mean it works
for a little bit yeah that’s what I mean
as long as I can take it and know it’s
going to work for a couple hours I pop
another one in I don’t care you know
what I mean like but well mine only
lasts for a couple hours like I’ll
sneeze for I’ll sneeze like eight times
and then my eyes of water and then I’m
fine yeah why is that I don’t know cuz
you’re probably not around like I mean
it’s only probably when something that’s
in my house no it’s probably on the
outside you probably brought it in with
you for a little bit some yeah cuz I do
go outside cuz I smoke I know for me the
the
cigarettes I know for me it stops when I
go to bed yeah like I don’t feel it when
I’m going to bed and I wake up in the
morning I’m good I go right outside and
then all day until I get home and go to
bed not me when you’re in the middle of
the night too like cuz like my because I
have a cpat machine and it sits at the
bottom of my nose and then when I wake
up in the morning I guess my nose just
clears out and my nose sticks to the
plastic of the seap and I rip it off and
this morning I just yeah I have I have a
uh I have a like a little sord right
here yeah it hurts like hell
I’m getting rid of that mask though yeah
[ __ ] that mask you need a new one I’m
going to do the full mask can you get a
new one no I’m going to go Wednesday I
can’t go tomorrow what do you mean what
what do you mean full mask so it like
covers your nose and your mouth right
now I just have it like up to here so
like it hits your nostrils still yeah
yeah yeah but it just covers here
because I have claustrophobia so I was
scared that the mask was going to kill
me it’s going hurt yeah I got but I
think i’ be okay cuzz now like to stop
hurting my nose I just pick that flap up
and put it over my nose you’re get
you’re getting like pure oxygen so I
don’t see claustrophobia set in
something on your face that you’ve never
had on your face for 33 years but you’re
breathing in you’re breathing in oxygen
still3 I’ll be 34 maybe I don’t know
actually I don’t know my God you’re
[ __ ] old how how who do I follow do I
follow you or Mom I’ll be 31 this year
you’re 60 yeah you’re 60 right no no
year year I’m 6 oh 196 yeah so I follow
you because I was uh 90 same thing so I
follow you so how old are you I’m
64 so I I’ll so you were you just turned
64 so I’ll be 64 this year yeah you were
34 I’ll be 34 not 64 no no I’m saying
dad was 30 you were 30 when you had Joey
and and he was 33 pretty hard to believe
and he was 33 when he had me because I
had my it’s kind of funny cuz I shoulder
as Amber so I was 30 when I had Zep I
was 24 I was 24 when Amber was born
holy [ __ ] yeah I was 24 when they used
to have kids early back in well I mean I
mean what are you talking about back in
the day no they they now they have him
at like 15 hold on your mom was 21 I was
24 now they got him at
15 and Nick how old are you what I’ll be
31 this year scary to think that a
15-year-old would have a kid man it’s
when your mom had Damon how old were
you so stupid no when we met you how old
which mom do you know I don’t
know I don’t even know I I don’t know I
don’t even
know’s five years younger than me so no
I’m fine I’m about I’m 25 I’m turning 26
yeah and I’m turning
31 oh I was just to say you’re
98 yeah 98 he’s 93 so how do the math 5
plus three well I can also just 5 plus
three I thought he was 31 now I thought
you said turning 32 turning 31 no no
you’re TR I’m like I’m a little less
than three years behind Joy even though
we’re
twins I still think we are and they just
lied to us at Birth yeah we don’t
want why did you select Joey to be the
older one and not
me yeah that’s a good question you know
first of all he’s the only one we ever
wanted I was the one planned oh you
would have want the only always wanted
you’re right
okay weever we going over that or is
that just going over everybody we went
over
that didn’t we yeah we talked about we
talked about yeah CU we talked about
finding you in a trash find in a trash
can oh no doubt we did we did talk about
it well if you didn’t know Damon’s
adopted so technically you were a prom
night dumpster
baby no he
wasn’t actually find him in
dumpster we’re Jing it’s just a funny
story that you thought that we found you
in a dumpster and yeah
well he he believed that for a while
when your older brother is telling you
that I’m pretty sure I never said that
yes you did I don’t
know I could see you saying especially
when you were mad at him I mean actually
bringing up past Stories the saddest
thing in my life I knew you were going
to bring this I was just asking the
saddest thing that ever happened in my
life are you trying to make me cry no so
he’s already only reason it brought it
brings it up is because Zep wanted ice
cream the ice cream truck came and Zep
wanted ice
oh yeah right so me and Damon were at
home when we lived in farest AV uhuh
right and we’re sitting in there he’s
young yeah I’m young he’s a baby but
you’re still young too and the ice cream
truck’s driving through and Damon’s like
Nick Nick I want ice cream and I was
like no we can’t I was like I was like
we don’t have money and he’s like I want
ice cream I was like damn it we don’t
have and he’s like he’s like yes I do
and he hands his hand out and he has
like five pennies in his
I swear I just pissed myself I swear I
just pissed myself but it it it so now
you’re giv you’re giving me the cushions
at your house and you’re taking those
ones yeah right oh my God it crushed
yeah it crushed me for a little bit cuz
I’m like he’s so innocent at this moment
like he’s like but I got money pennies
and it’s like we can’t do [ __ ] with that
you know but uh it was just a funny
story where were uh your mom and I I I
think you guys I think this was during
the sum obviously during the summer if
ice cream so we probably summer break
Tony one of the two they were probably
babysitting you guys are probably at
work no I don’t think so I don’t I don’t
know where you guys were but all I
remember is me daming it’s very rare you
guys were ever alone with Amber and Tony
yeah we were all the time very rare no
all the time you’re lying all the time I
mean 90% of my my stitches that I got in
my head were when you guys were gone and
Tony and I know you’re lying cuz I
remember the stitches you got from the
neighbor’s house when you guys were the
only time you guys were [ __ ] I don’t
even think FL yeah you weren no you
weren’t when he hit the flatbed no cuz
he was supposed to go White Water ra not
water no like tubing down the Delaware
and him and uh and Matt was over too our
cousin mat but and then he goes running
around in the yard and a and he hit he
hit that he hit that trailer it was
because he hit the trailer in neighbor’s
y yeah well it’s because so Matt wanted
because I used to play the violin when I
was in elementary school so Matt
everyone of you guys no I know but when
I play the when Matt came over he wanted
me he was like he was like can you play
me something can you play me something
but I broke a string on it I broke a
string on the violin and I didn’t want
to tell anybody I broke the string
because I didn’t know if we were going
to have to pay for it or not because it
was it was rent from school you have no
idea so I was like I didn’t want to tell
anyone that I broke the string so Matt
wanted me to play and I was like no no
no and he’s like come on man play and I
was like no no no so he started chasing
me and I ran out back ran down the steps
and and the neighbors they had those
bushes between the houses and I ran
through the bush and whack right into
the right how many stitches do you think
you’ve received too many I remember that
Mom was calling me Nick the stitch for a
while you know I know and then I bashed
and and then I bashed his head into the
uh into the corner of the bed the corner
of the bed yeah yeah that was a f for
throwing my friend’s controller yeah
well cuz he wouldn’t give me gum yeah he
had like a 100 pieces of gum yeah but
you know as a child like you’re like no
this my gum I you get [ __ ] and he was
eating it in front of me and I was like
can I have a piece and he was like No
And I was like we were fighting over it
and I chucked the controller and it was
his friend’s controller and then he came
at me and he was bouncing we had those
wooden bed frames and he’s bouncing me
on the bed really and I guess every time
he bounced me we kept going back we kept
going further further back remember it s
my head really well because you guys
were this is when Tony was watching and
then he and then he had stitches on the
bus for some I guess the bus like jolted
and he hit his head on the bus yeah it
took a it took a weird turn and you know
how the I don’t know if bus is having
now but the old school bus they had this
like little strip at the bottom yeah of
the window of the no even further down
so it was the window and it was like
Midway down there was this little lip we
used to stick pencils in it there used
to be this little lip so the lip was
broken and it was like it was like
sticking uped had a little Shard so he’s
coming he’s coming off the school bus
and the school bus driver sees that he
blood like I guess he’s holding holding
head so I hit my head and it just stung
it didn’t really hurt or anything it
just stung and I was like okay and I
touched the back of my head saw my hand
I was like [ __ ] I’m bleeding so I put my
hand on my head and apparently it was
gushing blood and it was Dripping it was
all over the seat it was all down my and
the bus driver freaked the freak
out remember that at all she did I
walked off the I walked off I was
walking off the bus and she was
like yeah and then just well the last
time and then she asked me if I was his
brother and I said yeah so then I had to
run from the school bus all the way home
and I tripped and fell and did a like a
somersault and got back up and started
running go get M the funniest we got to
ask your mom I don’t I I don’t I don’t
remember that see when you remember the
school bus one no I remember that Mom
even does she’s never mom remembers that
knows remember story you know that I
remember the story as as soon as you saw
the blood you freaked out no no no cuz I
was a big man I was as no it was as
common as could be cuz I didn’t want
anybody else freaking out but I didn’t
it didn’t even it didn’t hurt it just St
like like it almost instantly went numb
when I hit the head like in my head you
remember my bike accident yes oh that
was crazy I remember every bike accident
that was awesome Nikki had a Nikki went
head over and you went what I flew over
I don’t even remember he did too I flew
over the uh the handlebars and landed on
the curb somehow where the bike Tumbl
pulling after me and The Handlebar
smacked me right in the eye right here
and then the uh the doctor was walking
by as it happened he came over and cared
for me until the amb I guess or no Mom
took me to the hospital Joey hit
something he flipped over and I think I
hit a bik didn’t you like rip your face
off that was with a scooter that was
with a scooter that was with now we were
at we’re at when you when you say when
you say a scooter like how bad was it
mine or his his oh his face was ripped
off my face was ripped off the only
reason why his nose is crooked is
because of that
day his his nose isn’t crooked his nose
is 100% crooked if you look at it
straight look at it straight up it was
bad it was bad an Karen was worried and
so we were hanging out with uh Matt’s
friends I feel like it always happens
around Matt yeah we were hanging out
with Matt’s friends and I was riding the
scooter and I was we were going down
this freaking Hill and I was like and I
boom [ __ ] took off face scraped the
ground well wait a minute I want to hear
a little bit more about yours we were at
his friend house what happened with you
the bike accident accident I flipped
over the doctor took care of me and they
said if the handlebar would have went
like like three or like three more
centimeters ear I would have lost my eye
oh my God I never heard your mom say
that what your mom tells me about every
one of you guys injuries never said that
worst that was the worst one of mine but
then but then I’m not gonna remember so
he got a bike for his birthday I think
yeah and it was too big for him so they
ended up giving it to me but he was
jealous that’s the worst would have
never done that it’s what happened
because you guys ended up getting me
another bike yeah you ended up getting
another bike you got me a smaller bike
yeah so I got his bike but he was
jealous and he was like no I’m going to
try and ride it so he trying [ __ ] he was
[ __ ] out yeah so he tried so he tried
riding it and then what happened you
were riding it and then you were trying
to get off the bike but then like
couldn’t like so how it would get off as
I was going I would go up and I would
just lean over and then I my foot would
catch my foot didn’t catch andit my Tong
I bit my tongue off Jesus Nick yeah he
was he was he was he was trouble you
guys got I never I never got hurt like
that like I broke my ankle at school and
then I [ __ ] you no you didn’t break
BR my you had a fracture on your foot
that laced it for Mon My growth plate
well no no and then even and then even
after that he was like I can’t walk on
my head my foot
he was like hobble well no do you
remember what happened I tore my growth
plate which is super bad yeah and they
said it was it was only sprained so mom
offered me 20 bucks to go to the mall if
I walked from the front of the house to
the back of the house and I did it and
then that night which I think was my
birthday I was crying all night and we
went to the [ __ ] doctor and the
doctor said if I took a couple more
steps never would have grown in my left
ankle again so he he would had a short
leg that’s true I would I would have had
a short leg that’s true that would have
been pretty cool he you broke your uh
uh like hip kind of no the plate the
growth plate birth plate oh yeah yeah I
broke well you broke that and if you
would have continued walking on it it’s
not when you’re a kid it’s not
solidified so I tore it and then I broke
my hand well hand to hand comat and then
I with the wall no no what was it I I I
got in a fight oh you were actually
fighting I was in a fight I broke my
hand and then I got my [ __ ] ass you
jumped down didn’t you jump down a whole
bunch of stairs no that was Molly that
was Molly no no no when he broke his
hand he got fight how you break your bir
Bight oh I was at school and break your
I thought I was sliding in second base
so that’s when I like broke my hip or
whatever the [ __ ] so there was a slide
at school and we would like run up to it
hit our head like smack our hands and
fall back am I that drunk yeah get out
of here no Molly hopped up on the window
I hopped and was peeking out here no no
and uh my foot so it was recycled tire
was the mulch it wasn’t actual mulch so
that’s why we were able to do it cuz we
would have just [ __ ] whatever and my
foot got stuck in the mulch and it
twisted back you mean the recycle Tire
yeah you you know when you know when
like you like kick the back of the knees
someone’s knees and then they like
collapsed and their legs are like
awkward well that happened but I also
twisted my ankle so how I didn’t break
my ankle is amazing but I tore my growth
plate somehow and then I broke my hand a
boxer’s fracture in a fight and then
that shitty baseball field that I tried
to slide you know how you broke the uh
fracture in your hand right in a fight
yeah it’s cuz he doesn’t have a hit well
asked Dad how he broke his leg no or his
foot oh there’s a kitty yeah how did Dad
break his foot who when you were at
kimple you were stepping out of a truck
[ __ ] yeah oh God came out of a truck and
then stepped into a pothole right and
broke his [ __ ] ankle or something
[ __ ] I was said what engineering H I
thought it was gimple yeah it was I
remember him walk getting down the
stairs he was slid down on his
butt but wait a minute you did a
fracture in your growth plate no no no I
tore it you can’t fracture bone that’s
not
hard so I tore the growth plate so when
you’re a kid the growth Plate’s like a
piece of paper yeah it would normally be
it would normally like as a grown adult
it would normally be a fracture yeah
since you’re not grown like the back
growing count back of your ankle that
like tendon thing it’s under that I tore
that cute broke my hand in a fight and
then what did I do to my hip you said
slide you must have lied to it slide
yeah no well I went to go slide on the
field and the field was like concrete it
it was a hit pointer name a hit pointer
it was a hit pointer cuz it I remember
the guy saying it’s more common in
football incidents cuz they’ll because
people know how to slide into no no no
no dude that’s like that’s like going on
the ground right here on the cement and
trying to I remember I remember being
there at the game your bom and I were
there and he slid in his second base and
and he couldn’t move after that I I was
stuck like I was stuck on that could
move were you at least
safe probably not I wasn’t a fat kid I
was I was speed but you were slow I was
pure speed all I remember Damon and was
fat and still fat I remember I remember
they pulled the truck on the field
though I remember they pulled it right
up next to me and and I think it was you
and um Mr Gilmore Sean’s dad put me in
the truck somebody did or it was someone
it was another another why we didn’t
call an ambulance cuz it would have
cost that’s probably what you were
saying somebody was probably like call
an ambulance and you were like no no I
think Le a league for y he’s fine let
him go he’s fine probably no I I
couldn’t move man that that was that was
honestly one of the worst things ever a
hip pointer hip pointer but I can’t
remember what it is specifically yeah to
my knowledge the dude said you rip like
all the tendons and ligaments off your
hip yo no offense I had to relearn how
to walk he is that when you couldn’t
walk when you were hipping liing he
cried like a little [ __ ] I did yeah
every single in injury he had he did
even with the paper cut you remember the
paper cut my hand God that was the
craziest one that he cried more about
the paper cut than he did his hit yeah
my hand I went home and ate
cheeseburgers cuz Mom wanted to eat
dinner before we went to the hospital
yeah I would have done the same thing so
I ate cheeseburgers and I’m eating it
like this cuz I couldn’t close my hand
I’m holding the burger like this that’s
great that’s the way we always know why
is your burger one side of your burger
thicker than your
other my f my favorite story is when uh
we were getting ready for school and we
had we had the little Frozen Thomas
Bagels you never seen them you never had
Frozen your mom always CED cooked you
always put the
free always put Bagel in the freezer and
then so we had to pull it out and I was
cutting it up cutting it up they’re
already pre-sliced and I was cutting it
up and I slit my hand open and I was
trying to hide it from Dad so I made
Nikki go out to the car and get
Band-Aids and dad caught on and with you
yeah you were home God see that that
that’s what that’s what confuses me
about this cuz it says a hit pointer is
a deep bruise on the ridge of the bone
but I wasn’t allowed to walk yeah first
of all you you were you these guys were
all mother
lovers so Mom knew more you reverse I
thought you saying we were [ __ ]
yeah I was like Joey’s over there saying
freak you’re now than I need that too
and your mom kept some things from me
too probably but yeah because you would
have yelled at us yeah probably would
have why the [ __ ] were you doing that
why the [ __ ] were you doing I feel like
Joey got cut by knives Nikki just got
[ __ ] up by objects and Damon broke
every bone and Damon broke broke a lot
of Bones Nikki tried Burning Down The
House with my limb uh my
uh what’s the guy little bowow
CD no if anybody was going to burn the
house down it was Damon yeah when he lit
the trash can on fire on fire and then
you know his idea was you know it’s a
good idea to put fires out let’s throw
ice cubes on it not only did it burn not
only did it burn a trash trash can down
but he burnt his bed down too I did yeah
Jesus he burned his bed too do you
remember the time when we were outside
practice how did you do that
axxe I was spraying Axe and for your bed
the the bed it was like nylon cuz it was
like an older bed yeah so I guess it got
too hot and it started to melt and I
couldn’t put it out cuz I think my first
reaction was just smack it and then it
was hot so then I complained about that
yeah and then the smoke detector went
off do you remember the time and I
missed football practice when we were
practicing baseball outside at
farav and chance jumped up on the door
and oh my God he locked us out of the
house get in yeah yeah locked us
completely out of the house what about
the one time when I wasn’t even looking
and Joey [ __ ] throws the ball and
smacks in the face smack in the face you
remember that yeah is that what happened
to
you actually that’s probably why his
nose is C that’s probably why my nose is
crooked is that why you look the way you
do yeah oh it’s always JY
fought ah it’s good times what happened
with the baseball bat I was kicking it
this is this is I I crooked made my chin
crook no remember we were this was in
Hollybrook and there was a baseball bat
incident and I swung I think I swung it
and hit somebody in the face no I did
that I did that to um our neighbors I
don’t want to say their name and far da
yeah I knew that yes but his wasn’t this
was this was in Hollybrook I don’t
remember lived in Hol broke I can’t
remember oh jeez I swung the bat and
smack somebody face St from was crazy
that was a crazy that was yeah that [ __ ]
was insane I don’t even think you’re
actually that was when you came into our
lives and not only that we had a l i
don’t think it was when I don’t think it
was when he we adopted him but it was
when we first got him cuz we adopted him
when years we didn’t do nothing your mom
adopt so what you’re saying is thanks s
so you’re saying is no no what I’m
saying is your mother brought that
[ __ ] in this house kudos to mom
um so what you’re saying is is I got
brought into the house and then
everybody started to get hurt no yes no
it was after it was way after that
you’re lying I mean you want to talk
about uh stories we don’t have none what
about the time that when I was a baby
and Joey tney and Amber he wasn’t even
Joey tney and Amber were hanging me out
the window I was not Amber and Tony were
oh God hanging you out the window I
never I do love this story I feel like
we about this no I love I love the story
in when we were in Hollybrook and I come
me and Tony come home from school and
Amber and her friend are sitting in the
living room with a [ __ ] butcher knife
and she’s like the radio the radio on
upstairs turned
on see so then we all so we got we got
me and Tony got home we like all right
well let’s go up and take a look and
they’re they got the butcher knife in
the hand and it’s in their room so we
walked down the hall and kicked the door
in and and then they had it on a
timer dumb asses well didn’t that didn’t
that happen in Cobalt with like your
radio I don’t Cobalt was a a blur to me
oh do you remember when I that’s when I
was doing drugs when I called the when I
called the
police accidentally well not
accidentally because I was pretending
that I got stabbed he was laying there
with a knife in his arm and I was like
yeah well if you don’t stop I’m going to
call the cops David and and then he
freaking call he hits 911 on the on the
thing and you know that automatically
calls he hits 911 and it calls him and
he hangs up they call back yeah you
can’t do that I got to answer the phone
I’m like oh no it was just an accident
he was trying to call my dad well yeah
cuz your number was something around
that yeah I was like I was but I told I
told them my number was 911 I told them6
I told them that your number was it
started with a 99 one or something like
that I was like oh my dad’s numberers
blah blah blah 991 and he made a mistake
and hit 911 and it called you guys and
then but when you call 911 they
automatically dispatch somebody out you
oh absolutely and no matter what you
even if you tell them on the phone they
have they still come to your house M so
the cop pulls up to the house and he
comes inside and like we’re like H there
was nothing wrong it was just an
accident he dialed the wrong number and
I was like we’re all we’re all good
we’re home nobody was home dad was on
his way even talk to you Dad was on his
way home and I was and he was like oh
okay the cop gets in his car he takes
off Dad pulls right in yeah
yeah he didn’t even know yeah but te
technically they’re not even allowed to
speak if they don’t know if something’s
wrong then yeah yeah there could be a
man in the house it’s like yeah but
there there’s a Tik Tok out there where
the kid was like
um what happened well good thing this
was like not a Tik Tok it was a it was a
streamer 20 years ago and uh and the
streamer like like somebody he swed yeah
and the SWAT came in and they couldn’t
go into the house until he called the
parents and the parents gave the cop
consent to go into the house cuz he was
like somebody called in saying that he
has bombs in the house or something
something stupid it was it was a it’s
that that thing that they were doing
yeah squatting or something this was
also literally what I just said this was
also like 18 years
ago well not only that too I mean I mean
in in his defense or anything they don’t
know what’s going on in Damon says there
could be an man in the house telling me
what to say yeah so I mean if if
anything they were just trying to be
protective making sure everything was
okay honestly I I would have no problem
with them going in the house I was a
smart kid no you weren’t you apprey Ste
I was a smart
kid you believed that Nikki got stabbed
still a smart kid no I knew he didn’t
get stabbed but he wouldn’t get up or
why call the cops because it was a joke
cuz he’s like oh I’m going to call
him no joke they’re called call 911 on a
joke I thought you had to press the
green call Button yeah but now you’re
incriminated 18 years later you [ __ ]
imagine they knock on the door yeah so
we found out you lied 18 years ago you
lied 18 years ago wasted government
resources going to do probation yeah it
was crazy it was a good time that would
be hilarious hey you guys are [ __ ] up
we are [ __ ] up oh my God I don’t think
I raise you guys this way
we were bad you didn’t raise us remember
we were bad we were good badid did I’m
sorry we were good bad kids yeah we were
good bad ra we never did anything that
was like too crazy but yeah um but we
were a little nuts did you hear his
giggle yeah why you giggle you guys did
some crazy [ __ ] not not that not not
what they’re doing now remember half of
this [ __ ] what they’re doing now we
weren’t like that yeah the only thing I
remember is was though Uncle Mark and I
were sitting outside
and we were at
Hollybrook and you guys were having
problems with uh I think we did we talk
about this no oh and you guys were
having problems with the neighbor down
the street neighbor kid yeah oh we never
talked about this no is this where I
pulled the knife on the kid yeah we
talked about it a hundred times but not
on the podcast okay I didn’t know we did
that uh I thought we talked about it on
here but we God that was a [ __ ]
nightmare yeah and then you and Uncle
Mark were screaming at their Dad we were
going to kill somebody I I I’d probably
be in jail right now yeah but weren’t
you guys all on the right oh yeah we
were yeah we were in the right with the
whole we did nothing wrong Joey did
nothing wrong except for threaten him
with a knife yeah I mean that was still
I told the I told the kid if he kicks my
bike one more time that I’m going inside
and getting a knife he kicked my bike I
had I had a show my balls so I went
inside and grabbed the knife it was the
neighbor it was the neighborhood bully
thought maybe were we were in the wrong
no the no cuz didn’t they call the cop
didn’t they the cops end up coming out
and the cops said you guys were in the
right no I don’t think that’s the way it
happened but I don’t think they called
the cops but I think they like ended up
like trying to sue us or something oh
yeah yeah they tried to sue yeah we went
to uh we won but we won yeah yeah we
went to we were the right no they said
we were harassing them and then uh and
we went to court for it and we won yeah
yeah so that makes us the right ones I
had I had a great lawyer all I know
though is is lawy when you uh when
you’re bullying somebody and you get you
get con you can’t go back and cry you
can’t go back and cry that you’re now
that you’re now the one getting bullied
that because somebody decided to stand
up for themselves well you know what
they say you guys big time he was a
little bit it could have been but you
guys were getting bullied big time
either either either way when it comes
down to yeah we were small have you ever
seen this person in your adult life I
went I ended up going to middle school
with him yeah he move like they moved
away after that incident yeah still a
douche bag oh yeah yeah he actually he
was actually I think dating one of my um
daycare
girlfriends you had a dayare I had like
multiple daycare girlfriends really I
licked a girl armit oh my God I was
going to bring it up I was going to
bring it
up I was a player back in
armpit that’s his flirting
he said I was a player back then I was
he I I said girl I said girl open your
arms let me lick that
armpit why you come over here and let me
look that armpit girl I was a terror in
dick here though I mean I I used to beat
up everyone throw chairs used to bite a
lot too bite a lot and then I got and
then I had to go work with Uncle John
mhm when they were doing construction at
the daycare well you won’t know that cuz
you were probably way too I you might
not even have been yeah you weren’t even
alive what I don’t think he was alive at
the time was this love a lot or I was
eight years old yeah 7 eight so you
wouldn’t have been alive by just born
you would oh yeah yeah that would have
to be love L sure yeah it was love a l
yeah yeah because then they after the
because they flooded out downstairs and
Uncle John was replacing everything yeah
yeah and then he would always have me
work with him I always had my own uh
tool belt tell you that you were a cool
kid I
was I was crazy you got lucky man but me
and I it was always it was always me and
uh one other kid I won’t say his name
but we would always fight always really
always yeah we would always get into it
but you were you were like a like a
bully toddler what what you mean you
don’t want to say his name I’m starting
to think you
were were you a bully no I think I just
got picked on a lot because I was
smaller and I just I acted bigger than I
actually was Joey’s a high head yeah
yeah I I definitely had anger problems
back in the day you didn’t have anger
problems I just think you were tired of
being picked on that that’s probably
what do you mean he definitely had anger
issues have you ever seen him play
baseball freak the [ __ ] out on the
Umpire what about what about Joey
freaking out when he’s not even playing
when your whole when your whole team
sucks and you’re the only good player on
the team why can’t we had a lot of good
players we had good players but but but
there was
like there was no reason for us to lose
yeah there was no reason for it and we
constantly would lose because they would
do stupid [ __ ] well it wasn’t only that
you you guys couldn’t hit no what are
you talking about Joe and I we were
power no no not you guys I was going to
say I was your team hit our team
couldn’t hit we had good fielders like
they could play the field but then when
it came to the infield The Outfield was
yeah Outfield was with Outfield was
always awful because they always put the
worst kids in the Outfield because we
were in Little League so nobody was
really hitting out there like the
chances of somebody hitting out there
were slim to none I always hated playing
Outfield and then when I played Outfield
I loved it you were good you were good I
loved it I remember I walked out of a
championship game though because they
subbed me out for a kid that would
literally do what I did when I was
younger and pick grass because they had
to play they had a play well yeah but I
didn’t he didn’t know that I didn’t I
didn’t really care he didn’t know that
time no I get I get that but at the same
time it’s like I mean I care I mean if
they did that to me I would be like [ __ ]
you I’m not playing with you you could
like I I literally
like like that was my position and it
was like there’s literally two other
outfielders that you could have taken
out which which position left bench no
oh [ __ ] left left bench next to the
trash can the trash can got more action
than but no I but but thinking about it
like our center fielder was like
um you want to talk about pure speed
that that [ __ ] could get an
inside the park home run hitting it to
an outfielder out yeah he was fast like
he broke records for like track in
school and stuff like he was fast the
only thing I could I could tell you that
I remember when day was playing ball
is he could not hit the ball in the
beginning yeah and I towards the end of
the season uh uh you know me I’m the dad
I’m [ __ ] screaming and then this
[ __ ] kid hit like [ __ ] crazy after
I screamed at him can I say I was the
best baseball player out of all three of
us not even close you were the best I
hate I hate saying this but I was the
best catcher you were the best catcher
he was the best pitcher I was the best
outfielder it doesn’t take much true and
and you know what that’s what we think
they put me in a playoff game when we
played up in the uh major leagues yeah
but you lost the game I know but they
would put me out in the out in in the
major leagues we never played in the
major leagues no what was it what was it
called Babe Ruth babeth Ruth when we
play Babe Ruth they put me on the
Outfield because I could throw it from
Center to home yeah yeah well that that
was that was also my thing too what team
did you play in the major
leagues was the pirate I think it was
the Phillies right the Pirates yeah what
are they the pit Pittsburgh psur PES I
remember uh Little League I was the uh
the Oakland A’s I remember that yeah I
do remember that you had a green uniform
yeah I will tell you this uh you guys
were the best players in my mind a what
a loser what was what was your
single-handed
best moment best moment in baseball so
many I have one right off it was a
playoff game we have a lot I was
pitching we were doing great like I was
pitching I was killing
it but you were pitching yeah I was
pitching and we were we were doing I was
pitching well doing good and then I was
up the bat I smacked a ball that was
almost a home run and it hit and it I
got on third
and then I came out pitching again and
the coach asked me he’s said are you
good to pitch still and I was like yeah
I’m good I’m fine like you know as a kid
you’re always like yeah I’m good playing
the whole time yeah I’m playing the
whole time and we lost the game right
then and there because I wasn’t I wasn’t
okay like my arm was was your best
moment that was my best moment defining
moment getting taken out of the G losing
the game that’s good no but I was always
good like I always threw people out a
second as a catcher I was good at that I
had too many good moments it’s not the
one I’m going to pick isn’t the one that
I’m going to tell that that you think it
is because mine was also in an All-Star
game and I I almost hit it in inside the
Parker Grand Slam yeah are you serious
yeah yeah yeah it was crazy they put me
in they stopped me from running hold on
they stopped me from running yeah but
the kid threw it out the kid threw it so
he have scored and won the game yeah but
if you threw it out that you should have
scored that would have only if you’re
running only if you’re running but he
stopped me on third yeah he stopped me
on third but if I was running towards
home and it went out it’s automatic
you’re automatically gone that’s the I
would think the the curveball that that
ducked the dude that that was an amazing
moment but that wasn’t like holy [ __ ] I
almost had it inside the Parker Grand
Slam yeah yeah like that’s amazing yeah
they stopped you at third base stop me
at third that [ __ ] coming off of that
what was your greatest moment of your
life oh my God guys we’re going to talk
about this this is going to be the rest
of the podcast were you giving birth to
somebody we went golfing without Damon
yesterday oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sorry D sorry
d uh we were trying to keep it a secret
but this won’t no we we tried to keep it
secret but this amazing go but he
could I had I had free tickets so we we
can we can blame my other manager for
deciding to go to way no don’t blame you
had to work and we understand that but
anyway so we’re playing golf you know
hanging out it’s a little chilly uh we
get around it’s it’s a nine-hole course
so dad was kicking ass so if you want to
play no I was winning the entire
time but uh you know we’re doing another
we decided to do another nine we’re like
we’re like you know we kind we’re kind
of feeling good we want to a little war
how about the first nine I was said we
did the first nine dad came back and
tied Nikki okay good job Dad Dad came
back and tied me all right on the first
nine thank you second nine comes around
we get to the seventh hole right teeing
up you sure it was tring it was seventh
yes they’re trying to get my head oh
they’re trying to get in my head Joey’s
like oh you’re going to hit you’re going
to hit in the woods you’re going to hit
in the woods you’re going to hit in the
woods I hit off the te it’s
fine to start H in the woods to start
with it it’s a dog leg left so the the
curves and goes left thanks for the
explanation so I hit so I hit it and it
goes towards the trees and I’m like I’m
on the I’m I’m sitting I’m like [ __ ] man
and cuz then I thought they got in my
head but then we’re sitting there we’re
listening not a single sound no trees
nothing no trees no nothing and I’m like
it opens up over there and he smacked it
I smacked this thing I was like smack I
was like it opens up over there I think
I’m good we all hit we get in the car I
was going to take a provisional too and
I was like ah no no because we have
people behind us I was like no let’s
just go I’m sure I’m good for preference
3 it was 3 14 or 197 yard to the pin I
thought it was
19 17 on the on the thing dog leg left
okay hit it through the trees the Tre
didn’t hear nothing we pull up and we’re
looking for the ball we’re looking
looking looking looking these kids that
were hitting before us was on the green
when we were teeing off yeah they come
up to us and I’m like I’m like [ __ ] man
they walk I was like what did we do they
walk up I’m like I like I was like I hit
you and he’s like he’s like no was but
he was like who who was playing a shrien
three which was my ball that I was
hitting I was like oh yeah it’s me and
they’re like dude you just got a hole in
one yeah they said they watched it hit
the H hit the mound roll to the green
and right into the cup right into the
cup they were on the green watch ho in
one in one
on yard thought off the driver off the
driver I think our phone said 39 but
you’re going to have to go off of what
the card
says so so it was 300 so on the card it
was 37 ho in one with a driver and he
did you did smack the [ __ ] out he did
smack the [ __ ] out of it didn’t you
didn’t hear [ __ ] now you I’m retired you
can’t ever play that course again no no
I’m never playing again that’ll never
happen a day in my [ __ ] life I’ll TR
just do like a sick edit
like okay that’ll never happen you can
never play that course again yeah the
next time play you’re going to get like
a 30 on that hole I don’t even want to
the sad part he didn’t want to play
anymore after that the whole thing he
was like I’m done the whole thing is is
with that hole too it’s the worst green
yeah it’s hard if you hit it you hit it
it bounc you could bounce like 30 feet
in front of the green and it rolls and
then rolls right off and where and where
the hole was was it it dips down so it’s
a hole and then it goes yeah Dad was
saying like all the greens had like
slope yeah yeah but but
So Not only was it the hardest green to
to to even putt on I hit a freaking hole
one right after that though Joe’s on the
edge of the green he probably hit what
it had to be a 30 30 definitely 30
putter he puts it [ __ ] but the
last time we play we were all dropping
yeah and then Dad was
next D got like a 10 pretty sure so I
got a whole I up where’s the up seven
it’s inside it’s inside he’s going to
keep that [ __ ] oh yeah you kept
the ball the te kept the ball the te the
theard you have to so you switched balls
mid round yes I stopped playing and
hopefully and hopefully B well I played
through but I I kind of was would you
risk losing that ball well no I would
stop using that ball too A whole in one
after that he played like [ __ ] but I hit
some nice
shots and got us to where he he L Pops
Pops it’s not about you right now all
right bro still lost well um well
congrats Nick that was that was that was
an incredible moment you spoke so long
it got dark yeah it was amazing though
it’s like we turn the lights off it’s
you know that feeling with CU cuz you
never think that I’m going to hit a I
mean I got a hole in one on the [ __ ]
yeah nobody saw that no I’m just kidding
I got 39 [ __ ] but 17 who was there when
you hit the whole One n it doesn’t count
I wasn’t there he did hit it now it’s on
film he hit it because I hit my hor was
that Chip and Putt yeah yeah oh
that yeah but mine was a 3117 was that
also the seventh hole that I hit mine on
off the driver I don’t think you
understand off of a driver yeah I have
mine with a driver how many times that
you hit it with a probably 68 wood how
many times has that ever happened yeah
but one off a driver say wood I said
wood you know that the from like 25 or
30 yards it was all down hill to that
hole that is true he was trying to
discredit you the whole time the whole
time it’s like it’s like more it’s more
like you hit at 150
yards I probably hit it like 300 and it
rolled the 17 that’s yeah yeah cuz all a
driver it’s rolling that slow 17 1 yards
not feet yeah that’s that’s that 17
yards that’s what I that’s three feet
every yard it’s cold now I told him it
was about 300 yard uh drive and roll 19
probably rolled the rest of away or 17
C but honestly it was it was probably
the best moment like
like I I’m actually shocked too because
you think that you’re hting a hole in
one you’re going to be like the only
thing I was the whole time I’m just in
shock and I’m shaking I’m like there’s
no way the only thing that will top that
is if we go and play Augusta Augusta oh
yeah you’ll never even step foot on
Augusta I don’t think I don’t even think
you could afford even if you could get
on there I don’t think you could think
it’s a private not only that you have to
be [ __ ] you like it’s definitely prob
that might help we need a light it’s
like really dark out yeah but it’s going
to keep going on and off oh really it’s
sensor so I think that that’s our like
yeah I mean we’re we’re we’re towards
the end especially because the Sixers
are already losing 20 to zero oh you
already have it up of course I have it
up you kidding me I want to watch us
lose the first anyway not even the first
round where we going Nikki hit a whole
in one we had congratulations officially
a 3177 yard waai
driver and every single person here is a
little butt hurt about it oh yeah I
wasn’t there so I’m cool congrats no I’m
extremely butt hurt I’m pissed off I’m
pissed off that I didn’t hit better I’m
pissed off because I hit the same exact
way he didn’t but think of this think of
this you got to witness your son hit a
hole in one yeah but you have to witness
that the first nine holes I
won we tied I end up hold on hold on I I
ended up hold on even though it’s not
great I ended up coming out with 106 for
the end of the day yeah they were in
their hundreds and 20s yeah you well you
kicked us on the back better than better
than my first time playing like 14 yeah
but anyway I mean it was it was good it
was a good time sad that you couldn’t be
there wait a minute I think beat Joey
but you guys added it up wrong oh I also
I don’t the hell he beat me what do you
mean the back nine I I mean the second
nine youit theall and eight you’re crazy
you had a 10 and n and eight yeah I
don’t even think I had anything more
than I guarantee if you re add them up
we’ll it no way we’ll it’ll it when
we’re done what were you done
here do you do you want his sh too oh I
looked up uh when I was looking up stuff
on there golf courses uh not all of them
do it but some of them do charge for
person that not that isn’t playing so
the one that we went to it’s $10 a
person if they’re not playing yeah I did
see that what’s that mean well so like
say we wanted to go golfing but I wanted
somebody to like videotape it film yeah
like film I didn’t have to do it so I
could focus on the game I would have to
pay $10 for the person to come on or you
plus plus a cart I would have to get
them a cart too or you just tell them
that they’re they’re not there and you
just go pick them up in the car how if
you just went out and you filmed it no
cuz then you because then I would have
to film it set it up I would have to set
up film it it’s just nicer to have
somebody just to do it and then you just
and then you just play you see um you
see a good good did a video with Sketch
yeah I I’m gonna watch it when I get
home an hour and five minutes it’s not
bad that’d be so cool I watched good
good videos where it was like three
hours long yeah no seriously um I would
I would love that like if if we do go to
this charity thing maybe we could film
it yeah we could cuz it’s a it’s like
Dad was saying it’s wide open what
course Ben oh yeah oh yeah it’s a nice
course I it so that way got let us you
got to let us know the details beautiful
the person wi open I I don’t know if
this is their first one or not but my
boss her friend or I I forget the
relation she was telling me while I was
working so I kind of wasn’t paying
attention um all I heard was she’ll pay
for my ticket and I was in um see I
think your boss should sponsor or her
well her her boss I mean her B my boss
doesn’t do anything with the
organization so but so the lady that
started it long story short her son
overdosed so it’s like a charity event
like they raise awareness for like
overdoses and stuff like that I agree um
and it includes a dinner so they all do
yeah well you got to give us the details
when it when is it and how much and how
much but it’s a it’s a fourman so you
would have to it’s fine we cuz I’m going
to be I’m going to be playing with we
can get a fourth but make sure they put
us either uh in front or behind I was
going to say she knows the lady that
organizes it so I’m I’m going to see
maybe even if we can all team up I was
going to say if they I they won’t let an
some I’ll tell her I’ll tell her to like
find a
fourth and then I’ll I’ll play with you
guys but then we just I would ra I would
rather that then we can play together
yeah and then we’ll just hit before them
and then you know but her husband does
play golf like three four times a week
let’s do four man we could get Uncle
Mark or something no I want Damon on it
because we’re going to video if we want
to video tape it well he’ll be ahead of
us yeah he want to be in most of the
video yeah yeah say my allg or no or we
just videotape so when he hits in the
woods we’re going to videotape getting
every single shot that I’m not a good
I’m not I don’t claim to be good except
for the last four holes that we played
at that last place I was driving real
good the last place it’s called Snipes I
had Snipes when we went for your wedding
oh Hideway Hills or whatever Hill that’s
definitely what it was because when I
pulled up my golf gway Hill so nice I’m
pretty sure he didn’t play good at uh uh
Chip and Putt either chip either yeah I
did are you sure you played pretty
decent you lost no I didn’t lose you
came in third I thought I came in first
dad came in second no I think I beat dad
no yes I don’t know I don’t have the
card for that one the card’s definitely
in my I was putting bed yeah you were go
thir yeah you proba did talking about I
live around the corner from there I’m
[ __ ] expert at that course you never
even play I just let you guys win Damon
knows Damon knows the slopes he doesn’t
even play it Damon knows the slopes he
played it like two times before that all
right guys it was a end of the first 25
to 18 Philly this was a fun
time good nice it was nice smoking
outside until it got cold until it got a
little cold yeah darker got it got It’s
supposed to drop to like 30 degrees
tonight that’s good yeah I saw the frost
warning on your Amazon home thing but
anyway I mean it’s good to be back guys
yeah it’s uh we try not to miss another
one but you know some sometimes we just
need a little break things happen things
Happ just life happens man get the [ __ ]
out of here yeah you know it was it it
was it was nice to take off just what
I’m going to say you don’t need to
apologize we did it for person I’m not
apologizing I’m just saying I mean it’s
feels like that well it sucks to miss I
I also enjoy our times together so it’s
like to not have it kind of stinks um
but at the same time a break is good
well me too cuz you know you guys are
getting [ __ ] disgusting anymore I
can’t even [ __ ] stand I can’t even
sit with you in the in the S but anyway
you know I love every minute of being
with you guys but thanks thanks guys for
watching we appreciate it all um you
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mentioned the whiskey we were drinking T
yeah we did oh did we oh my God all
right B is a little drunk anyway thanks
so much guys thank you so much enjy

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  1. Like the new intro. Missed you last week. Nice hearing about your younger year injuries and sports accomplishments.

  2. 12:30 monster and redbul the best Joey not angry just very out spoken not afaid to say anything enjoyed guys can't wait for next one

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