The Worst Year of Our Lives: SMARCH MADNESS 2024

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Basketball give me give me give me the ball because I’m going to D basketball give me give me give me the ball because I’m going to Du it no you got one high five that’s I mean we timed it really well we did it was nice we

Didn’t even look I didn’t look I don’t know what you I would never look you’re you’re uh not you’re not a looker orus and who’s the who’s who’s the lady I was going to say a worse word for a lady but but we’re but we’re 10 seconds in cresa of all the

Names I can think of that are worse for calling a lady a lady I like you know what there’s a lot of them and I like them Urus Romulus and remulus yep uh mythology experts Kane and Abel mhm the The Greatest Story Ever Told all I can

Think of is that terrible Harold Ramis movie Year One where they’re played by Paul Rudd and David Cross I watched half of that on a plane once it’s it’s borderline unwatchable yeah didn’t didn’t I was going to say it’s not like the plane landed and I had

To stop watching I chose to stop watching much earlier in the flight it it is a a borderline unwatchable movie all right Drew shut up for a minute the look I know today is the most m magical day of the year but I can’t help but also feel Melancholy because because it’s also

Been about a year since one of the most beautiful things in the world was taken away from us after only having it for such a short time we lost Milk Bar we had it for four months November 2022 to March 2023 and then they ripped

It away as as quickly as it came dicks out for Milk Bar dicks out for Milk Bar do you ever just think about it sometimes and get really sad I do because I I I like I did the other day I’m like damn I’m really sad about milk

You better go when you’re in Vegas or I will be very mad at you oh don’t worry okay what’s your favorite cookie don’t ask me that because you’re gotting some cookies like legitimately I like all of them like none of them are bad all right birthday confetti mhm

Probably okay but I also like the blueberries and cream one no the uh yeah blueberri and cream one but legitimately they’re all great you can’t miss you can’t miss okay uh cornflake also amazing y uh I guess the chocolate birthday confetti is theast the worst one but it’s still good we make

Something happen I like it I like I like the way you think you like the way you look I guarantee it m uh so it’s the worst year of Our Lives yep that’s Scott yep I’m Drew uh at sanof syan Soft Paws see how the transcript no I’m Syrian so you know

Um yeah the letter boox Twitter Instagram Macedon where I get all my new artwork given to me speaking of new artwork the artwork you’re looking at as the thumbnail for this very episode unless something hilarious something hilarious happens between now and the end of the episode uh was I prob I would

Assume originally sent to you on Mastadon uh through edgy Berserker yeah uh who took us up on our challenge I saw of drawing I saw Viva a fox not Viva a fox Viva fo different things perhaps the new official mascot of smarch Madness yep that’s the one via of box you know

What it like facially kind of looks like her yeah yeah I like it good very good very nice so hopefully that’s a thumbnail unless something even better happened in which case sorry G Berserker yeah the only other thing I could think of was just the picture of Homer turning

The thermostat up with the the calendar that says SM and he goes lousy SM weather and turns up the yeah don’t touch Willie good advice um yeah anyways that that’s me that’s this is Scott’s turn this this is Scott’s turn um the money goes where I’ll tell you where uh

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The ground tiny bugs are feasting on your ass hanging by your neck in your [ __ ] closet a reference to another movie somebody should pay us to rewatch I would love to rewatch basketball for the whatever time yeah three 3,000th time something like that I mean it’s years

Since I’ve seen it yeah uh what else should you do um you should go to this YouTube channel if you’re not already at this YouTube channel youtube.com notcot Henson and could be listening on uh Napster podcast could be Napster podcasting you could be a uh Pandora guy

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For whatever JW just looked at but it’s probably just hocky and not that exciting right mhm oh just like uh the hockey player who had a a cup of coffee in the NHL uh jumped off of a balcony at a hotel and killed himself oh that’s Drew’s minor league hockey cor

That’s been Drew’s minor leag hockey Corner Constantine colov we lost him we lost him poor one up 42 RP so I guess we can’t dick around too much today because there’s to be done we got a lot but we should have some drinks oh [ __ ] Chris

Simon killed himself too I mean I knew Chris Simon died but I didn’t know he killed himself One Alive hockey play no everybody’s killing themselves it’s the new it’s the new it girl a do you have more oh you’re getting cups getting cup you opened the wrong

Side you dummy don’t you know how things work I did you stupid bastard I didn’t know Chris Simon killed himself man now all these hockey players that I vaguely remember are killing themselves Drew’s dead minor league hockey player Corner uh Chris played the Ang he was a Stanley Cup champion in ’96

Did he also play in the minor leagues at some point then this is the minor mostly in the major leagues he was one of those uh I know how everybody loves the hockey talk but I’m going to do it while you’re pouring drinks oh you’re not pouring

Drinks yet I thought you were pouring drinks okay uh we’ve got two new Mountain Dew B we got the new bajas just in time for summer or you know the first day of spring spring really hitting it early but that’s okay what now nothing uh someone else

Hocky player killed himself no I’m just Kidd I’m just kidding um yeah you know right right in the middle of the of hot hot cat summer it’s yeah it’s Beach season Beach season uh there’s bajja lagona lemonade yeah and Baja Point Break punch which I hate that it’s it’s

Stupid it’s pretty gay but I guess you got to call it something right so Laguna lemonade is I would assume lemonade with mango as I can see a mango on the thing yeah lagona is mango lemonade flavor and punch would appear to be black Berry blueberry pineapple tropical punch

Really really nailing it down and I’m guessing we learned nothing new in the ingredients we do not flavor so yeah that’ll be a surprise I I have despite the silly name I have more optimism for uh Point Break cuz I’m not I’m not the biggest mango fan but it’s fine so

We’ll uh we’ll see it goes are you looking what uh what the part of the 20th Baja versary of Mountain Dew I don’t know about that we’ve been doing bajas for oh I guess it B blast4 in Taco Bell yeah okay uh checks out uh yeah it doesn’t it doesn’t really

Say we’ll figure out I like that the next article is what does Dr Pepper strawberries and cream taste like tastes like Dr pepp strawberries and cream tastes good it does taste good what does K-pop taste like what the [ __ ] oh there’s a kwave Coca-Cola oh [ __ ] a new

One in the Coca-Cola Creations line yep we’re back baby kwave I bet it sucks I bet you it’s [ __ ] ter it tastes like [ __ ] kimchi today the brand is rolling out Coca-Cola kwave zero sugar in parenthesis that’s right the new flavor only comes in sugarfree hm I guess drinkable homage to

K-pop Coca-Cola went a similar direction to the recent spiced release guess I won’t be tasting it well I guess they have to have zero sugar only because uh everyone in K-pop weighs less than 85 pounds yeah and they’ll get diabetes yeah Baja Blast hot sauce no all right

Pass I mean Baja I mean the pie was pie was pretty good but hot sauce might be Pepsi pine pineapple I would love a Pepsi pineapple it’s coming sick uh as of as of July 7th last year I did not see that it might have come and gone I guess or or just

Wasn’t yeah distribution um man we’re getting we’re getting all the the drink news today Pepsi gay Pepsi does Diet do diet drinks actually help with weight loss is a real article written on this uh Food Network website I mean it’s less sugar in calories but it I’m having a

Diet cola so I can eat whatever I want yeah you fat [ __ ] whichever fat [ __ ] that was I don’t know one of them well we’re 50 minutes in we’re fine certainly okay let’s pour the drinks cuz we got a lot to do and we shouldn’t we really shouldn’t [ __ ] around today it’s

A big big day it’s the biggest day want me a drink you have the cup it’s my cup yeah so get the bottle I mean can do you want to see my cup I don’t need to see you P protection for down there oh down there gotcha shin

Pads no for down there uh I’m confused can you spell it out for me cuu I want to see oh my God anyways which one you open uh lagona Laguna be the mango it is mango colored is it is it Talon flavored that’s the only member of lagona beach I

Could could remember off top of my head Lauren LC or the other Lauren no that’s the hills I don’t know whatever this feels real similar to the just straight up mango Baja from two years ago I’m getting very limited lemonade it’s just mango I guess mango is a pretty powerful

Flavor yeah but yeah I’m not getting a lot of lemonade not really it’s it’s good it’s fine but I I don’t think I need to go out of my way to buy it but it tastes like identical to the last Baja mango mhm yeah it

Does now yeah it’s fine now M do if you want to bring back Baja Mango’s compatriot from two years ago the pineapple one and make that I don’t know a permanent flavor uh that’d be fine cuz that was a real good one that that was good that was good Baja

Gold yeah I do like Baja gold yeah are you uh are you over your white out phase like you’re done with it you had too much of it and now you’re good oh like no if they brought it back I would buy a pallet of it gotcha yeah I just fig

Because you had it again that meant you were kind of done with it I had it again but and like the first time I saw it I bought like a 12pack and thank [ __ ] God I did because it was gone yeah that’s right after that like I I went

Back the next week to get another 12pack uh and not there I’m like oh I guess this place sold out quick I’m like oh no every place sold out quick which begs the question sell more of it I don’t know look I’m not a businessman but you’re you could be I

Could be you could have a better attitude but it seems like it stands to reason that uh if all if it I don’t know I don’t know if Vancouver is an anomaly in every other Market uh nobody bought one but the fact in this one that it disappeared

Immediately and and and the one they brought out with it is still like [ __ ] all over the place the purple Thunder that always happens to us though always it’s always the stuff that we like they bring out two two really like one and the other one stays so I guess we’re

Minorities yes I guess so can I say the N word give it a shot see what happens I mean I’ve said it once you have we got to figure out what episode that is so we can see it’s transcribed yeah or here me out one of us says it now and checks

Then they episode goes up all good ideas um is that it do we do that drink is good and then we’ll do this one and we’re good that’s it got nothing else to talk about good let’s cuz we’re I think so we’re 20 minutes into a 3 hour and 39

Minute Podcast what if you nailed that I would be so happy if I nailed it as a garbage truck makes noise outside my window but no bear not today it is garbage day and last garbage day we had a bear smells fun this is Point Break punch it’s Pinky if it’s anything like

The monster p no not Pacific Punch Yeah Pacific punch pip pip No pipeline’s the pink one yeah the actual fruit punch one Pacific Punch Yeah the their sort of their uh Tahiti treat one yeah yeah then I’ll be fine with it Tahiti treat tahan treat it’s not um tahan

Treat I think you’re right oh this is pretty good I like this better than the mango it’s um I don’t know if this is a weird categorical description of it it’s a it’s a a flatter soda like I don’t get a lot of carbonation out of it it is it

Does have less carbonation than the other one what I like it’s almost more juicy than poppy mhm soda what is the flavor besides tropical punch like based on what I see on the I see cherries pineapple blueberries and either raspberry or Blackberry because it’s not colored correctly it’s fancy but it

Looks like a raspberry or a Blackberry I think it reminds me of a candy from my childhood but I don’t know what but it’s good I like this yeah I like it I’d buy another of these I don’t know that I’m crazy enough about either of them that I would buy

One again but I heard you’re going crazy in slashing prices uh come to me I’ve got small prices uh I’m you anything else you got to talk about I’m going to close the blinds because I’m getting a insane reflection in my eyes that makes it hard to look at

The screen that we need for the majority of the thing we’re doing oh love it well I guess like any final thoughts on Point Break do do you like Point Break better than lagona or do you like lagona better than Point Break uh I I like them equal okay I definitely

Like Point Break better you would I would and do I do be like that that’s a gay movie SC gay people I don’t think I’ve seen it you you haven’t seen the remake of Point Break that everyone saw I definitely haven’t seen the REM staring literally

No actors you’ve heard of who if I I don’t know Austin Butler probably em where he did a dumb accent that he claimed he couldn’t stop doing Emil hssh that could be very very it seems like that’s a thing Point Break he could do huh did we know the original Point Break

Break was directed by Katherine Bigalow I no honestly uh this one was directed by ericon core you know famous director Ericson core how much you want noted good director why do I want to assume oh he’s directed he directed invincible and Togo and that’s it uh oh

It does have actors you don’t really know oh it it has one I do know but it has an actor in it that I really like uh Edgar Ramirez yes who played uh El Choo maybe I can’t prove he didn’t actually I’ve seen him in two things

You’ve seen him in a lot of things he’s actually a pretty yeah uh the the two that come to mind are uh Des despite the fact that he uh is clearly Latino yes uh are both him playing I believe he’s Venezuelan both him playing Italians cuz

He was uh the titular Giani Versace in uh American Crime Story Versace uh and he was uh Dr uh Paulo macarini uh in the very recent season two of Dr death huh oh yeah I have seen him on the promotional yeah material for that uh

He’s kind of a hunk he ain’t bad he’s kind of a hunk yeah he’s like he’s like Venezuelan Javier Bardem yeah or Pedro Pascal no no Pedro’s too handsome Pedro’s too handsome and a secret gay is that true I think a lot of people think he is I like that good

Friend but I don’t know why you would be a secret gay no one cares anymore yeah I don’t think you need to be a secret gay anymore this isn’t a Rock Hudson situation where you’re so gay you give yourself AIDS I was so gay um like my

Like my rock that’s an impression yeah I do Huckleberry Hudson Huckleberry Hudson I’m writing that down that’s fun for everyone ah anyways um are we down to business we’re down to business so uh for the the two in attendance and the almost a thousand listening at home

Yeah this is ladies gentlem welcome to the dance welcome to the dance now I’ve kept a secret from Scott until right now what else is new there is a you and your secrets there is a secret third what podcaster for today NBA champion no just Kidd all I was going to

Say we had panelists uh no I thought because this is an allinclusive podcast and if we’re if there if there’s one thing people know about us is we’re woke as [ __ ] absolutely we’re doing men’s and women’s what there’s enough crossover of same state same universities that we can do both so we

Are doing it’s more it’s more mascots for your buck no my my what wasn’t at the volume of stuff we’re doing my what there’s women’s there’s there’s a women’s m women’s basketball there’s women’s sports Scott what are you talking about there’s there’s professional women’s sports no not note

The very loud air quotes I did but I thought I thought well no I I thought they like tried it for a bit but but they they let in trans women and and then trans women just killed women’s sports that’s swimming okay yeah you’re confusing swimming and you’re confusing swimming with sports

Sports okay that’s fair that one very broad shouldered transwoman who’s winning all of the women’s swimming her name is oh if you pull if you pull this SC is it Leia Michelle or is that a wrestler it’s Leia something I think it might be Leia Michelle and she’s perfect

That’s that sounds like a wrestling name that sounds like a mid 2000 uh like fitness model who was a wrestler uh leam Michelle oh leam Michelle Safar sarfatty is an American actress singer and songwriter oh is she from Glee oh maybe let’s see yes okay she’s she’s the [ __ ] from Glee whose

Boyfriend killed himself in Vancouver n that’s right yeah Corey was he was he the OD he was the OD and not the one who killed himself after getting busted with child porn that’s a different guy yeah but also a Glee cast also a Glee cast member it’s awesome

That most of the cast of Glee is dead I and like most of them are dead and none of them did anything after GLE no cuz even one guy um I guess he was he was maybe a teacher on and not a kid um I don’t think I’ve seen a single episode

Of it he you know why it’s a musical and I [ __ ] hate musicals I have also never seen G good uh he was a judge on the most recent before this season of So You Think You Can Dance and uh was mysteriously absent from uh halfway through the season onward because he

[ __ ] a contestant nice pretty cool pretty cool I like where that’s going yeah I hope it’s the only guy I associate with the show it probably is he’s he’s he’s pretty handsome uh oh it was Jane Lynch handsome man I said as I said he’s pretty handsome Matthew

Morrison guy uh yes yeah the only person I associate you know what good for him good for him good for him uh Leah Thomas is my favorite ass that’s right I’m more of a uh Mark Spitz Fallon Fox kind of that also sounds like a mid 2000a she’s the trans MMA fighter who

Like transitioned way later and just started murdering women yeah look up Fallon Fox everybody but we need more of that like we need we need we need a 22 2-year-old man who transitions to a woman and then starts doing MMA and just murdering women if everyone does their

Part within one generation we can kill women’s sports that’s fair I like that work together I like that all right this is an exciting surprise Drew I like it yeah I figured you know there why limit it to just the men when there’s so many other mascots there might be a [ __ ]

Women’s mascot that didn’t make more so about the mascots than it is about women playing sports thank God uh the weird thing about it though is that like so the men the men’s brackets are break broken up into east west midwest and South yes they’re played in regions and

Then they all convene into one like Central area for the elite Aid and on the women’s is Albany one Albany 2 Portland 4 Portland 3 so they’re only playing in Portland Oregon and Al New York those brackets very East West and then they meet in one place but it’s

Very weird that it’s not and like I don’t know where all these um schools are cuz like you know they don’t always say exactly where their school like you they’re not always Texas Tech or whatever but like there was a couple when I was going through that like

Didn’t really fit in the one they were in like a school from like North Carolina playing in Portland you’re like why not Albany but I guess that’s you got to break it up yeah you see you see Berkeley’s playing in New York yeah uh so okay if any anyone very very quick uh

History of this so maybe oh yeah what are we doing six or seven or eight or 10 years ago uh I just used to do the just took this upon yourself before we even get started uh just to clarify Scott nor I could give a [ __ ] yeah about college

Basketball that’s very important college sports so if you’re if you’re yeah if you’re listening to this episode like oh they’re doing a college basketball episod don’t worry don’t worry all of you weird FES we think it’s you Sports yeah um this is not this I guess this

Will technically be listed in the sports category theoretically on YouTube but uh don’t worry it’s not Sports in the eyes of the law this is a sports related episode yes uh so I definitely had friends who were into the Bracketology as it’s as it’s called who were doing

Betting on St and whatever and I was like well I would just pick all of the number one seeds to go to the championship games crazy enough to work cuz like that’s what you would that’s why exactly say theologically no I I was trying to say The Logical and theoretically and I just

Kind of combined them I like that um theologically I would ask Jesus I would ask Jesus who who’s the p choices but then a lot of like twos and threes and fours win so but anyways so my friends are all doing the actual bracket and I

Was like I don’t give a [ __ ] about this I hate my friends I don’t even know who half these teams are like yeah I would know who the like I would maybe watch the final four just like have it on the background anyways I decided that a much

More interesting way of following March Madness is by just thinking which ones which schools have the best mascots that’s how it started and this is years before you were a self-proclaimed furry this is well I was doing smarch Madness in my closet in my furry closet deeply closeted deeply closeted furry closet uh

Where yeah but so I was just doing like what was the best looking mascot that was it uh eventually I brought this forward to you yeah and after doing it just for years by yourself I think I probably did it for three or four years

Before I brought it to you yeah sort of before the podcast had taken off we were still doing Nitros and stuff yeah and said like oh you know every year I just do mascot March Madness and you were like that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard so it evolved to the point where

We are now doing smch Madness every year and it is our most listened to episode of the year with a sample size of one it is our number one episode and people like still talk about it like even though it’s once a year there are people

That bring up smart I’m going to be pissed if this doesn’t do great while we put Roblox do oof in the title that is the number one this year so far um so this is based on the actual brackets for the actual basketball tournament but we have very

Very specific guidelines and rules for how smarch Madness Works yes number one if any of the mascots are a real human being MH or a costume that is a human being mhm anything that is not an actual real animal mhm or sadly any real dogs or other real animals you are

Automatically disqualified get the [ __ ] out of here this is about mascot suits yes that are hot get into that okay sorry so that’s number one no no no humans no human costumes no weird space creatures even though that’s not a thing in this and no oranges Syracuse or Huskers Corn Huskers

Corn Huskers uh there’s or trees or trees Stanford what are you doing uh no real dogs uh no real Longhorns cuz that’s one of them now probably no real horses there’s probably a real horse in there’s no real horse in the tournament there might be in college sports now if

That one Continental Hockey League team who’s real mascot was a tiger would we make an exception for the tiger the answer may surprise you yes 1,000% it would win spoil spoiler alert I wasn’t surprised that’s what I thought you were going to say um so that’s rule number

One yeah now number two is the criteria of which we judge the suits so the suits are based on in no particular order uh do we want to [ __ ] it yep uh joking that is in specific number one order strong one uh it’s the quality of the suit uh

It is the realistic appearance of the suit now you might say that’s a really great looking horse costume like great detail they spent $110,000 on that suit but it’s blue I think Adam only spent about 6,000 that’s fair but it’s brown but it’s brown and then this uh you know

Like leopard is good quality they spent a, doll on it but it’s the natural colors you got to weigh you got to weigh that up now we also look at do they have uh the realistic like hands feet do they have tails are they just wearing shoes

And football gloves yeah like you know that that kind of plays a factor into it um and does the suit look loose there’s a lot of loose suits a lot of loose suits that are just thrown together willy-nilly I can think of one specifically off the top of my head I

Want a top suit but it’s not in the tournament ah what’s that one Penn State oh well Penn State’s disgusting Penn State’s the worst mascot in college sports yes now which makes me sad cuz it’s a cat there is one in this later on that you’re going to see that qualified

For the men’s bracket yeah that is a 16 seed okay that the name of the school and you like uh the suit [ __ ] blows but they automatically get an ad advancement because the other team was a DQ so a number two seed or number one seed as an automatic DQ which is [ __ ]

Great so yeah we would say for the two or three actual sports fans listening to this maybe don’t use this as your actual you um now big news this year out of the tournament is that uh I don’t know six-time champion and semifinalist from last year the VCU Rams nearly a finalist

Cuz it was was that it was against one of the owls yeah but but one of the semis between us was like a point of contention and I I was kind of on the side of the non- owl in one of them but I think it was the other one I think it

Was the bull in the owl yeah I it was the bull in the owl yeah so last year’s semis were owl owl versus bull and owl versus RAM and we had an all owl final all owls final which we after the fact which was then reversed because we

Couldn’t find a picture of the owl having tail feathers tail feathers and then and then noted friend of the podcast James Starbucks James Q Starbucks uh found a picture like that Chang we to do an immediate apology the next next round now I know who’s in the

Tournament this year Scott does not I don’t so I don’t know if I I think you told me that the VCU Rams who went before we did it on the Pod they literally run for me almost I think every year I did it they were the best costume the horns are incredible the

Facial appearance of it is great it’s got proper hands it’s kind of jacked it is pretty jacked um and it’s got I think actually the only downside is I think it has regular human shoes I think but I think like at least the oversized mascot

Shoes no I think it has regular I think it has regular shoes interesting so so even the winner wasn’t perfect it did not make the tournament this year they were usually a 12 a 13 a 14th seed so the way that’s broken down is it’s in

The four conferences and it’s a 1 to 16 seating which I again I don’t know or give a [ __ ] about basketball or college sports but some of the ones that were like in the playin are playing in for the 10th spot not the like the 16th team

Was already in like it was um Colorado versus Boise State for the 10th spot but I was like I doesn’t make sense shouldn’t both of them be in and the 15 16 play I don’t know how it works assume to every play in was for the 16th SE I

Know there’s a I know there’s conferences within the regions like you know the Big 12 and the whatever so maybe it was just a case of like two teams being tied and not necessarily just like the bottom two trying to make the last spot Theory wouldn’t you want

The 16 best teams from that conference seems like you would oh yeah so like yeah if that’s the case that the other team in the play in is better than 16 they’re better than they’re better than 11 to 16 yeah if they’re vying for 10

But I I just don’t know how it works cuz I I don’t care it’s almost like it’s stupid it is stupid um so yeah so uh only costume only suits that are animals or animal adjacent yeah um how how bad do we want to bang them

How good is the suit quality uh hand uh paw paws beans shoes Tails um how loose are they yeah not sexually cuz that falls into number one um that’s how we do the Judgment yeah and then we’ll just keep going until we’ve and we’re going through the actual brackets of the real

The way the tournament works is it’s single elimination yeah so4 64 team single elimination so you win you move on until you get so you know you get the the first round the second round the the sweet 16 the Elite 8 the final four and then the championship game um

So this year also I I decided it might be now this could be me openly admitting uh absolute failure and this podcast is the worst podcast we’ve recorded okay good uh where previous years I had gone through team by team and saved several pictures of the mascot and then we would

Just go through the pictures but then sometimes you’re like I wish I could see if there was a tail or shoes right so we’d have to go look on find them more and we had I had the laptop connected to the TV we were looking at the TV but I

Decided that like what might be easier is if I just get links to every single mascot’s Instagram page did everyone have an Instagram almost everyone there are some that only the Schools Athletic page had had one but there’s pictures of it on the athletic page I might just

Have to scroll to find them but there were like I would say on both sides of the bracket 75% had a mascot specific Instagram and then the so they know where they and 20% had an Athletics one and then there’s maybe three four or five that are like

The lowest rank schools that barely made in that don’t that their their Instagram following is like a thous people so I’m going to have to just quickly like look up the pictures but uh yeah so that that’s I think I think in Theory stream streamline streamlines things because I

Can just click and we’ll have it um and luckily there is enough crossover between the men’s and women’s brackets that I don’t have you know we’re not doing 64 different schools yeah it’s not going to be it’s not going to be 120 yeah it’s it’s probably 80 schools or 85

Schools or something like that so uh do we start with the women obviously okay so obviously uh women’s bracket that be like ending the Oscars with best actor and then the winner is not even there do my eyes see I think they see Oppenheimer when I smoke this weed it

Makes me feel like a Grandma’s Boy uh so we’ll start off with Albany one all right uh so we’re going to go with the number one seed look at all the prep you did I always do prep because you can’t be too can’t be too safe uh number one is the South Carolina

Gamecock all right I’m interested which is a chicken it’s a chicken uh his name is cocky cocky the Gamecock which is very funny y um he is hold on I’ll pivot I’ll pivot I’ll I’m going to snuggle up closer though so he’s he’s red yeah which kind of weird

There are red chickens but not that red yeah uh he’s got kind of kind of looks like he’s got dreadlocks but that’s just the uh crest of his head but it does look like dreadlocks uh now oh he’s got like a his suit is a cone the suit is a

Cone it looks like it’s got a hula hoop in the bottom uh human legs it does have mascot feet though but the hands but but the like very skinny legs and then masc hands I I do not like the hula hoop bottom of the suit the eyes are very

Much like Looney Tunes yeah um his name is cocky which is great fair enough uh he’s got he has a girlfriend named Caroline sure uh yeah so you know it it it is what it is it’s a real like for being uh the number one seed in

Albany one uh it’s kind of bad although this this looks better the face looks better yeah but it’s again it’s a comically over it’s it’s it’s a pelican beak it’s not a chicken beak chicken beaks are little yeah that’s not a Gamecock uh so that is the number one

Seed in Albany one well we might be losing depending on who we’re against they are up against one seed might be gone in the first round the Presbyterian blue hoes go on which are disqualified for being a real human being oh or like the suit is a costume man it’s just an

Actual hoe it’s an ual hoe it’s one of the Godfather’s ho isn’t that what donus got in trouble for yes so uh by default cocky from South Carolina is automatically advancing to the next round easy enough uh their opponent will be the winner of North Carolina and SE uh which is the Tarheels

Which is a Ram oh I could remember if it was an animal his name is ramsy cute and and he is not too bad he’s kind of jacked oh he’s not bad he’s not as good as the VCU Ram but he’s pretty good who’s his who’s the kitty catties with

That’s the pit panther the pit panther PS they didn’t make it so don’t get too excited about him the Panthers got now I’m just looking at the cat but the ramsy is is pretty good horns aren’t bad they’re not as good as VCU they’re not the arms are a little loose they’re

They’re a little loose but they’re like muscular oh okay that’s a that’s a better picture he’s got human shoes human shoes no tail no tail R of small Tails but you could still a little tail yeah how about this just a little tail just a little bit of tail as a tree um

Yeah so the eyes are a little like you know they’re they’re a little cartoony which is fine all right um yeah like he’s got muscle pads mus built into the actual suit um he’s also apparently got a girlfriend which I I didn’t know until right now all the mascots have girlfriends they

[ __ ] [ __ ] I know they [ __ ] do you like I would say 92% of the people wearing the costumes [ __ ] people while wearing the costumes I think we’ve had this conversation before the only ones are like a [ __ ] tree how to [ __ ] how do you [ __ ] a tree no ST

Stanford tree has never gotten [ __ ] so yeah like the suit quality is pretty decent like the the face is is not bad without knowing the opponent I like MC’s CH horns are good um the the hands are just suit hands and here’s what I’m very comfortable saying uh Gamecocks are

Losing next round cuz even if this Ram doesn’t win it’s better than the Gamecock correct correct but is this Ram making it uh there’s his girlfriend whose name is RJ she looks shitty I don’t like her her eyes are bad her eyes her eyes aren’t as good her eyes are the ones

That are like that that meshy that you can see through ones uh she’s got blue horns um you know like Rams do like Rams to so uh yeah I would say ramsy has got a good chance to move on I like ramse uh their opponents are the Michigan State Spartans

Eliminated easy so Ramsey is moving on to play the game Cox I think I know how that one’s going I think how that one’s going what do we got next next is number five the Oklahoma Sooners not an animal I’m going to tell you right now that you’re going to be

You’re going to like the way you look I’m going to like the way look their mascots are Boomer and sooner they are horses okay oh yeah not real horses though yeah yeah so it’s it’s weird looking okay it’s um I wish you had a tail it would be not

A bad look if you had a tail cuz I kind of like what they did with the feet so they’re they’re very big heads um the this is your to too big for the body although sooner looks better than Boomer or whichever version is so this is your

Classic uh partial fursuit minus tail mhm head head arms legs yes head arms feet yeah or likeee knee down yeah they’re wearing foot football pants football jersey football gloves yeah big horse head big horse head and then like a furry arms ooh mascot trouts you want

To be a horse maybe no you don’t want yours furry arms and then uh like knee down boots kind of that kind of look like Hoops so I like that sooner is better than Boomer yes yeah um okay so you got that one solid no Star Wars you guys are fired get out

Of here yeah they posted a cool May the fourth be with you in they are facing number 12 mhm Florida Gulf Coast it’s got to be it’s got to be a pelican or a manate they are the the Eagles okay and their mascot’s name is azul the eagle I like the

Name now he’s got a tail he’s got tail feathers he’s got mascot shoes not human shoes yeah he’s got like and like yellow leggings to Y imply being approximate a bird bird legs uh he’s got I like that he’s got the feathers off the bottom of

The arms I do like that for a bird uh the tail feathers are not bad yeah that I I would like here’s the thing here’s the problem with being uh and I’m sure I don’t know our entire listenership can relate to this a severely autistic furry

Um like I I have dinosaur autism there’s always something wrong I would love some uh rigidity to the tail feathers like sticking up AG cuz they’re like they’re just loose but but they’re there and I appreciate it’s sort of just a piece of fabric that vaguely resembles tail

Feathers and also the head’s a little too big head’s a little big just a little bit but I but I I I really like the feathers off the arm the hand like the hands arms everything looks really good um I think he beats the horse I

Think he beats the horse no one no one tell Adam I think uh Florida Golf Coast Eagles azool moves on let me let me just say very early in our in the proceedings today if we could [ __ ] get some goddamn predators in like the semi-finals eag Predator I I guess but

Like Maman Predators bam Florida Golf Coast number 12 moving on last your semi-finals two hoofers and two owls who saw that coming me no not me uh yeah I would like there to be some representation let’s get some like someone with fangs no dogs I know but

Someone with there are some dogs in this I know there’s some uh moving on number four the indan hooers eliminated no real humans or costume humans the mascot is just like a a a plush a plushy Bobby Knight throwing chairs throwing plushy chairs yeah uh so their opponent moving on to the next

Round is who Lucas the Stag of Fairfield University another horsey I think this one’s is he a better horsey or a worse ory than Oklahoma uh maybe this is one of the ones that didn’t oh this is a bad Instagram oh there he’s a deer oh

Oh yeah I don’t know why I uh I don’t know I I think in my if I heard stag in my head I would also think horse I think I was I just conflated it was stallion yeah so yeah like uh horns are kind of we weirdly pushed inward to the face

Yeah which is weird but not bad but like full arm with a black bottom of the hand to approximate uh the Christmas one cuz it does a hoof but still give finger dexterity which is fine yeah yeah I like them all right uh mascot shoes not human

Shoes I would like to see a well Drew can I see a butt can I see a butt I see a butt I think this might be one where I have to Google The Google image search they did not have their own mascot page because I believe their following is

Here here’s a better like full body picture okay like f furry legs shorts the oh another very small uh detail I left out when we were judging it is one thing that does matter is representation are the arms and hands connected are they one piece or is it arm to the wrist and

Then gloves that definitely matters I yeah I I hate seeing just the end of a sleeve yeah and then hands coming out I do I do like the the head the head is nice like the quality of the head isn’t bad um yeah are you looking it up on

Your phone is that what you’re doing I’m looking up Lucas the Stag Lucas the Stag’s butt show me butt computer show me a new Tain yeah I I I luckily they move on automatically um but I think it probably would have moved on over some things it’s it’s pretty good like the the

Costume’s nice here’s him playing basketball maybe he’s got a tail just give me that’s why I did Instagram so you can see videos tail tail little tail nice well good good news he’s moving on anyways but he that means the bracket a 12 and 13 moved on

And are playing each other in the next round that means a 12 or a 13 is moving on to the Sweet 16 exactly what you want to see uh now next we got a number number six Nebraska corn husker uh which is a corn husker DQ not a real thing

It’s a [ __ ] corn head boo uh they are playing number 11 the Texas A&M Aggies which is bull a real dog double DQ double DQ oh [ __ ] so that means the whoever wins in the next round straight through straight through now I the jaet makes me pick a winner so I’m going to

Go real dog over corn huster I agree because [ __ ] fake mascots yeah so yeah double DQ of a six and an 11 uh moving on we got number three Oregon State Beavers which is Benny the Beaver I like beavers I hope be I hope it’s a good

Suit Benny the Beaver I want a big flat tail now I think we did him last year he’s got a dumb oversized head yeah and like his eyes are too small and human shoes people shoes don’t his feet look tiny his feet looks cuz yeah cuz like

His uh cuz he’s got furry legs under shorts and that’s a sick picture uh and the legs are very puffy and then he’s just got tiny little like size nine human shoes he’s got a big big big long big long tail good big beaver tail big beaver tail yeah silly AR arms and

Gloves to be connected oh yeah okay not bad um One Piece arms the head is too big for sure yeah the head is way too big but like the the teeth look good yeah um I think even with different eyes it it would look better y but not but he’s not

Bad I think it’s pretty good yeah uh Oregon is playing oh Rivals I guess I don’t know college sports but they’re close so I assume they’re Rivals uh the Eastern Washington Eagles ooh eag and their mascot swoop swoop swoop there it is come on which is weird I think in

This tournament I think there’s two schools that have an eagle that is named swoop weird I think there’s two so this one this looks not bad this Eagle [ __ ] oh this e so Tails much better than the other Eagle we saw it’s a lot more like defined sort of feathers

Droopy uh that’s an old picture I think this is the evolution of the mascot so yeah so beak pretty good like it’s a pretty oh I’m I’m liking a lot of what I’m seeing he’s got like full eagle legs and feet yeah oh that I forgot Montana State

Rocked but also they’re not in the tournament so don’t don’t get too excited about Montana State damn stop stop showing me good stuff well maybe they should stop being friends with better mascons yeah I mean he’s got the full Talons and legs uh the arms appear to be

One piece uh obviously the only thing the only downside I’ll say to it is that he doesn’t have the feather Frills under the arm but the feet and tail actually make up for that the head is the head very proportionally sized the eyes look really good here he is stealing Valor in

This picture it’s pretty cool how do you know that swoop didn’t serve in the military maybe he served oh he’s he’s doing maybe he was maybe he was dropping he was a drone striking Eagle true best uh best feat so far yeah oh you’re going to do a backflip no

Way I mean barely but you did it he did it y all right so you got you got swoop or you got uh the beaver I think swoop I think swoop I think swoop is moving on God it’s it’s tough for mammals out

There man a thir a 12 a 13 an 11 a 14 but the 11 the 11 is a default because it was it’s a real dog so that’s acket Eastern Washington with swoop is moving on through give us a give us a nice lead into the next one while IP a well the

Next Black Sheep uh well while Scott’s doing that this is one of the mascots I had mentioned to Scott about changing their mascot now the team used to have I guess what could be shown as a racist mascot uh the All Miss Rebels which I which I

Believe was just like a a guy Confederate so a confederate soldier guy uh they decided uh leave it to ol Mist to be Progressive enough to realize hey our Southern General mascot is kind of racist and they decided to go with Tony the land [Laughter] shark the Old Miss Tony the land shark

Uh is uh number what did I say 87 Tony the L shark is their mascot now Drew I I must have misheard you from the bathroom um but I could have sworn you said Tony the land shark yep that’s that’s what I said he and so he is he’s got a

Very boxy head he’s muscular he has muscular arm yeah his his head is very much like they bought a a giant cube of foam and somebody just away at it until it was a shark um he’s I’m not seeing I I want a dorsal I at least want a dorsal

Fin it’s kind of I guess it’s not hard uh he’s literally just got a football player body so like football player shoulder pads football player besides head and arms guy he’s wearing football gloves but he’s got long like uh spandex gray arms that are muscular it would be

Cool if that was just the guy’s muscles but I don’t think it is I think it’s half and half and it’ also be cool if like that extended for more of the body then I’d be more wear short pants and then uh I guess it’s it’s hard to do the feet

But you you could like considering your old mascot was a racist old guy you could just try slightly harder you could try harder I mean just do what furry artists do with like anthro sharks and just like kind of give them claws for no reason yeah yeah yeah so Larry Larry

Tony L shark for Old Miss is up against number 10 which is the Marquette Golden Eagles and Iggy okay another [ __ ] Eagle uh spoiler alert there’s a lot of eagles in this this year has maybe the most Eagles I’ve ever seen lot Patriots lot of Patriots so Iggy the eagle yeah

Uh let’s see we can get one here so he he does have a tail he’s got the arm feathers feathers under the arm human shoes don’t like that yeah uh here he is at a wedding here is playing basketball he he looks like the the eagle from The Muppets The Head Sam the

Eagle yeah the head is the like the shape of Sam yeah it really is uh legs are a little loose legs are a little little baggy little baggy on the legs the arms are okay hands are separate pieces though cuz they look like gloves yeah uh just give me one good full body

I mean it’s the the head the head very much looks like a mascot costume head yes um but yeah I do like the arm feathers I haven’t seen a butt yet uh I’m think no tail I thought I saw something with the h a little tiny tail

A little tiny tail you go not not quite as prominent as uh the swoop the swoop one or the other Eagle yeah but uh yeah it it’s fine I think he’s got more going on than the shark I mean the shark is just the head and that’s it so I think

He moves on based on the fact that he’s actually I mean the arm the arm feathers are a big plus for me he does have a tail even though it’s uh not quite as good as other Tales so I think Marquette yep is moving on so this is our third

Eagle in the round of in the round of 32 all right uh then the final R the final match up for Alban one is the Notre Dame Fighting Irish see you get the [ __ ] out of here against number 15 Kent State golden eagles what the

[ __ ] is going on flash is his name I told you man lot of eagles lot of eagles so and this is the second Golden Eagle in this side of the bracket yeah uh let’s see oh maybe this was no this was the [ __ ] everything but Beauty and

The Beast all right here we go we have to go lower to get a picture uh I think that’s an older picture no that’s him okay uh this might be one of the ones where yeah there we go so head head is comically over real big head uh it’s got

Like a comic comedic looking teethy teethy grin yeah uh it does have tiny arm feathers but only under the wrist yes the suit kind of looks baggy does look baggy man considering this is his Instagram page this is his Instagram there’s not he’s not like so he he does

Have the shoes the Talon feet he does have them oh he does not as def defined as the other ones um yeah and I think I saw tail feathers in that same picture the feet yeah considering this is his web his Instagram I mean obviously Kent

State show yourself off there we go yeah so they they’re there not bad I can see tail yeah uh no pants no pants it is a bodysuit and yellow leggings yeah just just shirt just shirt yeah he’s pretty good wi the pooing yeah um now I mean it it moves on no matter

What yeah because it’s up against a uh human thing yep um a fighting Irish a fighting Irish I which seems redundant I don’t like that it I mean yeah now do we finish this part of the bracket and then move on is that we’ve always done it no

We’ we’ve always I think do like the whole round you don’t want to do it while it’s uh fresh in our brains oh I see your game so we get like the South Carolina North Carolina I didn’t even notice that fun Battle of the linas so

You’re you’re we get the let go to the the oh just let’s move on to the 16 and easier going the2 so we’re staying in the sameet and doing the next round we next round of the same bracket so South Carolina Gamecocks which was the red kind of hula hoopy

Bottom dumb [ __ ] bird the one that’s losing and the North Carolina Tar Heels which was of course the muscular Ram he’s in so he’s automatically going on so North Carolina congratulations you upset number one South Carolina yep then you got Florida GF Coast with which was

Aul the eagle aul was which one a was the first one I’m going to bring them both up and then you can tell me which one you think is I think aul was the one with the droopy tail feathers yes okay yeah versus versus uh Fairfield which I think is also no Lucas

Luc stag interesting so that is an interesting matchup because Nei like neither one of them’s bad but neither one of them outstanding but I remember getting excited for the appearance of Lucas the Stag’s tail yes which was in a video so I’m leaning stag and if uh

Maybe also just to thin out the eagle herd a bit fairfield’s got too many [ __ ] in their thing lot a lot of ladies maybe fairfield’s the way to go where where is Fairfield University if you had to guess Fairfield I’m just I’m just thinking of Fairfax Virginia but I don’t know

Fairfield I’m gonna go Ilinois it sounds right to be honest could be Iowa Fairfield Iowa College University I don’t know what it is University um Fairfield Stags where just tell me why don’t you just well you just show me the name of the state you’re in tell where you’re

From or no this is just going to tell me about sports uh Hey give give me the goods uh no I don’t think it’s Hamilton New Zealand I really don’t Fairfield Connecticut oh yeah okay that makes sense that makes sense that makes sense um I’m want

Do you have a strong I I think I’m leaning towards Azul I I find his horns to be kind of stupid looking that they’re like kind of pointing towards the front of his face let me have a close I was trying I was trying to find the video of his butt but

I don’t I I apparently went too far um here I supposed do reals and see if it’s in reals come on come on there we go uh see look all these [ __ ] there too many ladies post yourself show have I think this is the schools okay page not

His page mascot specific he he didn’t have one because they’re too low ranked I guess gotta uh I I don’t even know where I found the video before but now it’s not even here did they delete oh here it is in real time in real time so the tales

Cute one piece arms one piece arms but like yeah oh I guess I can’t pause the video I mean I can pause the video but yeah like look at his the horn like that’s that’s the only thing oh they’re not bad that’s the thing like they encroach on the eyes which is kind

Of weird to me a little I guess I don’t really like the encroaching but um yeah I guess it is better I I gu I mean he does he has mascot feet doesn’t have the talons Tails mid there is a better Eagle that’s got better the AR absolutely all right let’s go Fairfield

I’ll do Fairfield Fairfield baby Fairfield which is a is a a number 13 moving on to thewe got a couple [ __ ] mammals in there uh so this was the Texas A&M agies which we moved on because we had to so they’re eliminated so the Eastern Washington Eagles golden

Eagles which a good one which was swoop swoops good which is a good one and then we got the we got Marquette which was another Iggy the golden eagle I think swoop is better than Iggy swop is better than Iggy for sure um is that

The matchup or no oh no not yet soup automatically moved on cuz they were against the agies which is a dog and the other one is this is the one with the weird head and the you know like oh it’s Sam Sam and then versus Kent State which was also also

Eagles gold golden eagles flash there are so many Eagles in this side of the bracket and what flash look like so he’s the one with the big with the big oversized head oh with like the the teeth the teeth the man that’s tough I neither one’s good or

Neither one’s great I’m going Kent State I’m going I’m I’m going Kent State for no pants um no pants and the towns yes yeah all right sorry Iggy get the [ __ ] out of here Kent State so eag vers Eagle next Eagle Eagle so there’s going to be

An eagle in the uh Elite 8 no matter what uh versus a ram and wait was Fairfield was the Stag Fairfield is the Stag so a stag or a ram and two Eagles okay so that’s the next round of that bracket okay so Portland 4 I don’t know why it’s Portland 4 I

Think I might have put it as Portland one because I wasn’t sure why they broke it up like that I don’t know so number one uh Texas long this is back to first round first round matchups new teams in in the other Texas Longhorns disqualified it’s a real

Longhorn bull don’t like it uh against number 16 Drexel which are the dragons and Mario the Magnificent is his name okay um I’m going to tell you right now it’s it’s not bad it’s a it’s not a bad suit but it’s a [ __ ] Dragon so I don’t think

He’s going far it’s got wings no tail no tail uh mascot legs arms mascot shoes head’s kind of fun head head fun good teeth like he’s pretty fun but uh yeah going to be hard for a dragon to move on unless it’s up against garbage congratulations oh look at that one you

Like that one that’s a good one the 1940s 50s one um so Drexel automatically moves on congratulations then you got number eight you beat a cow Alabama Crimson Tide which uh is an elephant oh yeah Big Owl that if I’m being honest looks like [ __ ] I see we I think we said

This last year ah it’s got the dumb like oh and [ __ ] un the baggy the baggiest baggy trunk the trunk has okay the trunk is 3et long but it only has like 9 in of structural integrity and then it’s just loose looks like [ __ ] loose skin now I

Like the hands the hands the hands are like are like the the feet are like elant feet he’s got he’s got a little tail so are the feet and so are the feet God but that that nose are you going to close the nose in yeah yeah that’s what

I thought you’re going to close the nose in the thing ha very funny uh the the eyes are very cartoony um I like the the rest of the head an entirely yeah like change the head and it’s pretty good yep it’s got I think it’s got a little tail

It does it’s got a tiny little tail um now good news is it’s up against the Florida state seals which is a white guy as an Indian which is real which is eliminated so uh Alabama automatically moves on which means number one crappy Drexel and crappy Alabama are against

Each other and that means one of them is moving on uh oh yeah like no matter if you get an easy part of the bracket like a not very good one can make it somebody from Portland 4 that’s not very good is going to go to the Elite 8 yeah because

Of because of how bad those two are yeah uh next up is the is number five Utah which is the Utes of course but is a red tailed hawk named swoop our second that that was the other swoop the tournament so I think or second swoop of this side

Of the side of the bracket there could be an all swoop final four um not bad not not not bad at all o i I love the head is the the beak is realistic I love the bottom of the head with like the feathery yeah uh like Crown around the

Bottom of it now human legs human legs human feet at least red leggings sort of that was a different one I don’t know the [ __ ] that guy is but that guy can [ __ ] off uh the the head is maybe the best head we’ve seen so far the be the beak is made out

Of like plastic hard plastic or like rubber yeah and it’s like yellow with a black tip yep uh the tail is awesome it’s got It’s got red tips with black and white oh and it’s got a bit of uh like 3DD they’re loose I think I don’t think they’re all connected they’re like

Loose uh the back of the arms have a little bit of feathers oh yeah um now it’s got human feet human legs human arms and human gloves yes uh which you know works against it but I think the head ta good are awesome really good I

Think the head and the tail are the best part of this the eyes look great on it the eyes are very realistic looking um yeah I I that yep swoop another swoop uh they are against oh they’re against the good one they’re against they’re against one that I think went kind of

Far last time which is the uh South Dakota State jackalopes ooh okay uh which I think went kind of far last year not a real animal but a combination of two real animals oh maybe this is one I got to look up again Lower seated ones don’t always have yeah

Uh what was the school South Dakota State SD state is it jackalopes or jack rabbits oh sorry Jack sorry Jack Rabbits I don’t know why I said jackobs Jack Rabbits my bad okay kind of fun it’s it’s it’s very uh Bugs Bunny kind of yeah cartoony

That’s a good M that’s a good logo I like that logo their logo is good cartoony bunny head why is everything such bad quality CU everything was taken with a oh translated from Japanese what I mean Japanese love mascots I guess they do but like it took me to the page it

Didn’t even take me to the picture um give me yeah so like it’s got human hands yeah furry arms furry arms big big furry ears that big ears that come out of a hat with a little bit of hair backwards hat Drew Style backwards hat my style which uh people love they love

It that I wear backwards hats um again why is everything okay human feet rabbit uh mascot legs doesn’t appear to have a bushy tail though I say are we thinking no tail I think we’re thinking I you know what I I think even if this has a tail I

Think it still still doesn’t beat I think it still loses because of how good the the M the head and tail are of I swoop two takes it swoop two baby Utah uh next up is number four Gonzaga which is the Bulldogs which I thought was a real mascot but turns out it’s

Actually I thought sorry I thought it was a real dog cuz every other Bulldog love having real Bulldog is a real Bulldog and it’s definitely not the like 70th Bulldog mascot they’ve had in the history of the school no it’s the same one I don’t love this one this one’s

This one this kind of su this one terrible uh dumb head bad quality head yeah it looks cheap um uh I mean at least it’s got full arms arms full legs but Loose Loose I I do like that it’s got the the spite collar yeah it does

Have a spite collar which is fun yeah um it’s a like it’s it’s fake muscular yeah oh no it’s going after the other swoop um yeah the the face is really bad yeah it’s not a good face uh I guess cuz they tried to make it look real real

Istic to a bulldog but it’s got a it’s got an underbite like Bulldogs have it’s got ears um yeah I I don’t think it’s great no tail if the other one is shitty it could make it but I like its opponent’s chances it’s up against UC Irvine which

Are which is Peter the ante eater okay we’re going outside the box I’ve not seen an ante eater mascot but uh here we are don’t be shitty don’t have a loose nose oh he’s not bad the head it he’s got a tail he’s got a tail he’s got

Muscular arms ta now this is the first mascot I’ve seen where the guy wearing it looks through the neck and not the eyes yes I think it’s meant to look like it more like an ante eater I guess um yeah so show me show me your

Butt you can definitely tell he’s got a tail though yeah but I want to see the tail you can even yeah okay it’s like a stuffed don’t like how loose it is at the base um but he’s got he’s got um like little claw points little tip hands

Oh I missed that see oh he does um he got the stripe on the arm is pretty cool I like that he’s got the coloration on the inside of the legs yeah I I like it when it’s not just monotone you know what I I think I think he beats the

Bulldog I think he beats the Bulldog congratulations to Peter the ante Eater of UC Irvine UC Irvine Cali next one is the Tennessee Volunteers which I thought was a human volunteer but it is in fact a dog named Smokey okay it’s not I think last year we

Talked about it that it’s not bad oh yeah it’s the head is oversized but not but decent looking like realistic looking pow pads on the hands pow pads on the hands dog feet dog Fe pant tail no pants pretty good the eyes look really good the detail

Is really good the it’s got like a big muzzle y um yeah I think last year we really liked this one we were surprised that we liked it we were mad cuz it’s a dog I know but uh yeah so Smokey pretty good Smokey pretty good Smokey is up against uh Green

Bays cheese man cheese man uh Green Bay the Green Bay Phoenix flash with a pH and a flash with a pH I like it let’s see are you going to take down the dog ah this might have been one of the ones that I have to because they’re such a low

Ranked uh I don’t think yeah here you go oh he’s not bad he’s a green I was expecting green green bird which uh maybe I don’t know he’s got uh the beak the beak is good I like the beak I like the eyes like the coloration like the

Fact that he’s got a black stripe around the eye he’s got a mohawk that’s white and black he does he’s got muscular arms with feathers with feathers he’s got the uh gloves not uh one suit show tail and feet show tail and feet I will never say no to tail and

Feet oh a naked boy just for you Scott yeah this might be one of the ones we got to look up do additional yeah cuz I think the school I mean it’s green it’s Green Bay ah they have 3,000 followers nice it it’s just Green Bay Athletic so

I don’t know uh I assume there would be more mascot but there’s not a ton of mascot looks like bird feet okay I like that I it buy bird feet and any visualization on a tail that’s a good question I’m literally that’s literally the only video of the bird in on their

Athletics page they have not posted another like obviously their mascot is not important to their school let’s see seeing one picture that doesn’t show anything um and then the rest of it is just student athletes now this guy looks different than uh than what I’m showing you than

What you had well maybe they got different it’s a different head new ones old ones W Green Bay I mean it must be the same he’s got he’s got something looks like a little bit of a tail that does look like a little bit of a tail I I

Found this guy I don’t know what’s going on with this guy uwgb University of Wisconsin Green Bay but I don’t think I don’t know if that’s the same thing cuz that’s their School logo it’s just a g and a b oh interesting okay so do two like GRE I mean green Green

Bay Green Bay oh man the green the Green Bay gamblers uh mascot’s not bad but that’s uh uh that’s US Hockey League sure a lot of girls in these pictures I don’t really appreciate the amount yeah bird feet can confirm bird feet bird feet just a matter of if he’s got a

Butt th this might be the first tough one we’ve had to do and it’s too B cuz like they’re both better than a lot of in their bracket they both are absolutely should be moving on further but uh so this picture if you look closely at the crotch is that some

That’s tail that’s some tail showing some tail but I just want to see what the tail looks like I know uh what if now hear me out do I have do I have a good idea or a bad idea this is a real good idea bad idea uh I’m going to go to

Youtube.com I’m going to type in uh uh flash flash right is that what it was yeah flash with a pH the Phenix mascot and see if I can get like him jumping off a trampoline doing a dunk or something that’d be cool no what’s this that look that ah

See but now this video is saying flash with a p and it is the one you looked at but I don’t I know what’s happening cuz on all their social media it’s not that mascot it’s this guy it’s that guy but then so that’s like see those videos are all dated

2018 yeah so maybe that’s the old mascot and then he’s this is the new mascot they spent they spent some money confirmed tail okay now now now we’re in a real tough situation yeah we are cuz I think as a matter of fact the the the yeah I don’t

Know I think the dog has a little better head better head I like the paw pads on the hands yeah uh tail could be better but it’s there but it’s there and it’s a it’s a full body suit and it’s about relatively the right length

For a dog that size for a person siiz dog of that breed yeah I mean I do like under under arm feathers for Flash the beak like I the face isn’t bad it’s pretty good but I do think the dog face is better yeah dog face is definitely

Better but I think the body on this might be better it’s a little it’s it’s kind of muscular it’s not loose it’s got the underarm feathers I like that it’s got the color that kind of the black and white that breaks it up yeah I wish

There I just wish that they were a bigger school that had more visualization on listen if you’re the head of any University or college in the United States of America um make sure your mascot has an Instagram make just make sure that your social media team is

Very heavily focused on the mascot and not the student athletes yeah agree cuz um when it comes time for smarch madness don’t you want your team to advance yeah like don’t you want them to hypothetically be champions of the mascot uh March Madness or sex March Madness sorry um show me the dog

Again I think I’m going dog I think I want to go Phoenix [ __ ] I think I think the body on this is so much better than the human body on this I think yes the head is better on the dog I think everything else is better on the Phoenix and and the head

Is still very it’s so good does does a dog have dog feet he does have dog feet they’re just black okay yeah yeah like but like the legs and arms are just human legs and arms under a suit actually the arms might just be oh can’t see the wearing a [ __ ]

CHR [ __ ] Santa outfit oh no they are they are fur I thought they were just like Under Armour [ __ ] but yeah I think the the body on the dog is too human and this is more of muscular it’s a costume the arm feathers I think everything on

The Phoenix is better than the dog except for the head but the head is still very good yeah tough one whoever loses is getting screwed 100% 100% if if if the other one was up against uh real sh Drexel or Alabama say anything in in this corner of the bracket so far

Um huh what the hell do we do I don’t know do we flip a coin do we have a fight I don’t know that’s that’s the problem with only having two people that’s why I should have brought in Charles Woodson no that’s football Charles Oakley Charles Barkley Charles

Oakley noted cool guy Charles Oak who’s definitely not banned from seeing Toronto Raptor Games Live no New York Knicks games live because he started a fight in the crowd MH I I still just I think everything about the Phoenix body is so much better than the dog body I think you feel

Stronger about the Phoenix than I feel about the dog so Phoenix I like I like the compromise yeah don’t expect me to compromise later [Laughter] understood uh number thank you for doing this I will not do the same for will not do the same for you so we got North

Carolina State Mr and Mrs wolf WF wuf are they wolves they’re wolves okay oh I think I remember this logo it’s nightmare fuel it’s uh a little terrifying the eyes are big and crazy the the the eyes also look like they’re glued on after the fact the teeth are

Just triangles it’s got a tail it’s got dog it’s got dog feet it’s got big dog paws yeah um it’s gry wolf obviously I also don’t know why there isn’t a picture of mes considering it told me there was two I literally saw mister and Mrs woof but

Teeth are good nose are good eyes are good ears are good eyes are kind of bad eyes are kind of crazy I don’t really like the scary uh eyes and the tail Tail’s good tail there Tail’s long it’s got a white tip there there she is oh she’s just

She’s just a head and tail and then a woman yeah she’s a 1950s cheerleader with a wolf head and tail which I don’t know you could do worse you could do worse uh I wouldn’t kick her out of bed I like two two- tone tail two-one tail white tip y gray on the

Rest all right so okay so that’s Mr Wolf and they are up against Chattanooga the moccasins although they’re not called the moccasins they’re called something else but uh Scrappy mock so is it like a snake uh it’s a bird oh so I thought like a water mock is water Mo and is a

Snake but uh this guy [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] oh sorry dog we got a second dog loss in a row cuz that’s a nice head that’s a great head the beak is again it’s like a hard a rubber or plastic yeah uh the eyes are very Sinister uh it really

Wants to kill you it’s got talons it’s got talons it’s it’s muscular mus but it does have gloves over arms which again is is a minor critique it’s got tail feathers it’s got a little bit little bit of arm feather but they don’t look great they’re sort of wrist y arm

Feathers um but yeah it does have a tail tail is also not that great it’s not great um but great head great head Talon feet Talon feet uh Talon feet with oh two tone legs legs it’s got like uh like a fur material down to like mid shin and then

It’s like a jagged hem and then blue leggings and then yellow bird feet which is a nice look uh yeah Wolf’s out birds in this is a big this is a big Aven year for women’s M uh yeah so Chad nooga is in Chad NOOA Chu yep uh Track 29 next up

We’ve got Iowa State uh which is the Cyclones but it’s a cardinal okay named Cal which I believe is pretty decent it’s a little comical oh like the beacon mouth is real big a big smile and it’s got real anime eyes yeah but we got bird legs bird feet yeah feathers under the

Arms that’s that’s a BYU cougar I don’t care for that it’s got a tail got a tail um yeah the the head is very cartoonish yeah but the the rest of pretty oh I like the sort of uh feature the pattern feature on the legs of oh right it’s got

Ripples oh yeah uh which is good more more a big tail yep big old tail um pretty good yeah I think everything other than the cartoonish look of the face there you go yeah uh kind a little little bit of muscles yep but um yeah pretty pretty decent not bad

Uh got a shot they are up against Maryland which I think are the Marilyn terrains which is a which is a tortoise oh named testudo a [ __ ] tortoise is a terapin a tortoise I don’t know but that’s what they are I thought it was a bird shows

What I [ __ ] know it’s dumb so don’t get too excited oo one-handed you didn’t last that long I thought you were going to last longer than that you dumb [ __ ] uh yeah so it it’s got like a vinyl ttis shell I don’t like the shell could be

Better I don’t like the shell either I think it could be much better the face is not bad it’s it’s a decent quality M it’s got silly eyes it does have silly eyes um it oh yeah like the the shell is just like slipped over everything yeah

It’s a brown suit yeah it’s got mascot fur mascot Sho boots that are made of the same fur it’s got gloves but yeah the suit the sh is very silly Cardinal in I think Cardinal in [ __ ] AV many birds godamn avas uh and finally the last one on this side is the

The the worst mascot in the [ __ ] thing okay Stanford which are the Cardinals but their their mascot is a [ __ ] tree I wrote DQ a [ __ ] tree yes you did uh and they are against Norfolk State which are the Spartans which is DED dunzo Iowa State Cardinals

Atically advance to the next round I’m going to do I’m going to do Norfolk because Stanford is so [ __ ] dumb and Iowa moves on wow that is so dumb now so there so back to the next round of still this side of the bracket yes so we have the uh the drexle dragons

Which is Mario the Magnificent uh which was the blue one but just wings no tail yeah uh again against Alabama Crimson Tide which is the elephant really one of those is moving to 16 yeah I I think the Drexel dragons moves on the it’s it’s too cu the elephant’s body pretty good too

Loose but that trunk sucks trunk sucks and a trunk is a very important part of an elephant it is um yeah a silly Dragon then we got the Utah UT which was the red tailed hawk which is Swoop yeah which has the awesome two-toned the multiple colored tail with the that

They’re all separate the great looking face oh yeah okay uh which is up against UC Irvine which is the ant eater is fine still good but it’s not swop swoop wins swoop wins swoop there it is yeah uh then next up we’ve got the Green Bay Phoenix Y and the Chattanooga Scrappy

Mock which was a bird bird who’s look I have forgotten okay well that’s fine I will I will bring it up again great great face is what it is it’s the one with the great terrifying face okay sorry this guy’s against who uh this one is against the other swoop no no this

One is against Green Baye oh um the Phoenix that I was very strongly I I think this is the end of the line for the Phoenix because that’s a great [ __ ] head on the moccasin it’s a great it’s it is a great great head and it looks terrifying yeah um again my

Only argument is that the body on the body on the Phoenix is so much better than the body on like you know better that’s my argument is that it’s it’s got a like a a mascot body mhm with the two-tone feathers under the arm the two-tone tail the arms

Are kind of shitty on this one they do they do have the arm feathers he’s got pretty good Fe like these look kind of crappy they look they look like afterthoughts they were like oh the arms yeah um Good Feet though what are Fe what are Flash’s feet like or were

They hard to find uh I believe they were hard to find but they were they were bird feet they are they are bird feet they were bird feet and the uh the tail was good um I I think I’m GNA die on my sword here that that the Phoenix moves

On the the B the body is just so much better than the body of the of the Chattanooga I’m just going to ask you to look at the Chattanooga head one more time and if that doesn’t sway you fine I mean it it that’s the thing is if you’re

Just going off head I know but I know you and you don’t just go off head but just it’s a really good head I know but the body is just a human body with with loose legs yeah right like you don’t you don’t think that the body of this guy oh no

That that guy’s body is better I don’t that’s the thing is I I feel like his head is still really good if the head sucked then I wouldn’t be so focused on the body the head sucked he’d probably lose to the dog but I think as a full

Mascot I think total package over really good head and the rest yeah I I wish Chattanooga had worse feet because it would make it easier yes um I still think I’m dying on my sword of the Phoenix okay that’s fine I think it’s full package Phoenix and then

Obviously it was Iowa State Norfolk State and Northfolk was automatically dced because of being a human so six a 16 a five an 11 and a seven good stuff all right so up to the top right of the bracket now we’ll be doing Albany Albany

2 back to first round so Albany 2 who’s got the Iowa hawkey which is a hawk named Herky hery I guess he does the Herky jerky or he’s herk or Hera maybe um he looks dumb just just to get it out in the open he looks stupid oh I

Remember this guy yeah he’s his beak he’s got like a he somehow has a double sneer on both sides with the beak in the middle it’s like how a kid would draw I’m sorry is that no tail is is that is that a guy in a hawkhead basically a guy

In a hawkhead and and arm sleeves and arm sleeves he’s got mascot shoes Okay um but uh yeah no tail bro I don’t zero tail no uh and they this might be easy but who knows maybe he’s in a bad side of the bracket and goes semi KY the hawk yeah is

Against uh oh did they not do I guess there’s still one qualifier that’s not uh see what happened Holy Cross mascot Crusader oh it’s a monk and I think he’s eliminated uh I don’t know I guess maybe that’s today is it uh well I can tell you right

Now their scores for today are and it is happening today that’s the wbit that’s the NIT where’s the qualifying first round nit these are all the secondary turns ah playing game 4:00 there is a playing game that uh well it’s before 4:00 so we’ll have to

Look at both teams and pick who’s going in well uh Holy Cross is a crusader which is a human so the other one goes in if they’re anything and the other one is oh yeah U UT Mason UT the [ __ ] are they called which T Texas Uh

U ut butt sex UT Jesus sex [ __ ] are they called I’m your [ __ ] ball this is gone off the rails where’s the Goddamn there’s so many games today that are all in the like the non the other tournament cuz there’s like the playing like the wbit and [ __ ]

NCAA playing tournament that’s the one that I want where is the other game where is the other game unless it happened yesterday and they haven’t updated this thing oh my god well Pres Arian and Sacred Heart was yesterday vanderbild and columia was yesterday but there

Isn’t who the [ __ ] didn’t you say it was today at four o’ UT Martin Skyhawks I’m assuming they’re going in they’re in UT Martin Skyhawks UT Martin Skyhawks uh it’s silly looking it is silly as [ __ ] we have two silly birds oh it’s real sly

It is silly as [ __ ] but it’s it’s silly in kind of a fun way yeah does it have a tail he’s with our boy hanging out with our boy Nash of the Nashville Predators uh as far as I can tell he’s got he’s got mascot human feet

And I think and I think no tail zero ass tail [ __ ] well he’s still moving on anyways so I guess uh can we pick so it’s it’s between two shitty birds for wait this matchup yeah so hery which sucks I guess you I guess that one’s going in cuz hery [ __ ] sucks I’ll

I’ll take this one so this is what UT Martin UT Martin uh then we next up we’ve got uh number eight West Virginia which is a mountaineer which is a human so you are [ __ ] out see Y and they are up against the Princeton Tigers moving on finally moving on

Princeton Tigers get a cat in round Princeton Tigers I mean do you need to see it I’ll have a look for next round I’ll have a look for science’s sake I hope it’s good but I feel like I don’t think it is I think I feel like I oh it

Is good it’s good look at this boy look at this handsome boy I don’t think we’ve had Princeton before good good hands it’s Got Claws this is the best ooh here’s a nitpick inside is the tiger print I don’t like the inside of the hand out eliminated I’m uh good teeth

Good eyes great head fun head great head um body looks okay yeah I didn’t see feet or tail and that might well get be an issue but uh either way they move on uh next next one is uh did I oh maybe I clicked on that by accident cuz I don’t

Think oh sorry I did the wrong way around uh number five Colorado which are the Buffalo whose name is Ralphy motherfucker’s got a tail in Tiger feet perfect he’s he’s I think he’s winning so um early favorite to win uh Ralphie the Buffalo is a regular ass

Buffalo easy enough and they are up against um number 12 Drake which is a realer from Toronto which is a real bold dog double DQ so I’m going to move the buffalo on cuz it doesn’t [ __ ] matterz it’s losing in the next round and cuz Buffalo is a unique thing to

Have as your actual mascot um next up is number four so the winner of this matchup gets a buy Kansas State Wildcats that is correct uh Kansas state wild cats which is a wild cat a wild cat um do they not have a mascot this is

One of the ones that didn’t have a mascot page how weird they’re that high on the doing uh oh he looks stupid he looks [ __ ] stupid oh he sucks we’ve seen this guy before Human full big stupid big dumb cat head I I don’t care who this is but the other team is

Winning um Kansas against oh I’ve got some horrible news they are against the Portland Main Pilots which are a real person so [ __ ] terrible cat oh so the winner the the winner of UT Martin and Princeton Princeton is uh [ __ ] all the way through to the Elite 8 eight or

16 uh oh sorry 16 still still no eight because they’re going to they’re going to be against that dumb looking thing oh and win and win so all right I’m I’m going to just do it now might as well bam the first team in the Elite 8 is the Princeton

Tigers Easy by default yep um okay we got number six Louisville Cardinals which I think is pretty decent the Louisville Cardinals is oh yeah again comical head good good tail good arms good tail mascot mascot Sho mascot human shoes but pretty good like it looks a lot like the Arizona Cardinals logo it does and the other uh sigh the one for the Cyclones it looks very similar underarm feathers great

Tail twoone tail twoone tail black and red yellow feet not sorry yellow legs not yellow feet y but uh beat Virginia Tech well use a gun wow uh Louisville is against Middle Tennessee which are the blue Raiders but it’s a horse and his name is lightning and I think we liked

Him last last year okay I think we liked him last year so we got a tough first rounder uh well this is all women not uh horses whatever L luckily for me it’s all in my search history yeah so I can just type in the

Name so yes he is a blue horse he’s a blue horse pretty much waste down I don’t care for is he a pegasus get the [ __ ] out of here waste down human yeah a decent head like not oversized I’m not seeing tail no tail I don’t think he has

A tail I think he’s out definitely I think he’s out I think he’s out well Cal congratulations to the year of the Aven because uh Jes Christ someone Birds uh so next up is we got the number the number three LSU Tigers y named Mike Mike the Tiger Mike the Tiger give me

Something to work with here show Shake a [ __ ] around yeah dumb head terrible I think we’ve seen we’ve seen him before terrible head uh got Paws we had claws got tail Paws and feet he’s wearing wearing a shirt that said I heart tiger girls he does that’s

Pretty good I could get that shirt you should get that shirt or hear me out sell that shirt what what’s Louisiana state going to do sue you nothing uh everything but the head is good it’s a little loose it’s a little baggy uh but there’s component eyes aren’t bad

Teeth aren’t bad it’s got claws on both feet and hands um I I I don’t think it’s terrible it’s not terrible I don’t think it’s terrible so uh LSU is against uh number where am I number 14 rice which is the owls which Oh I thought it was a Chinese guy uh it

Should be the rice owls r the owl Chinese man oh Scott I got bad news buddy he’s proba he’s maybe new he might be beating he he might have the best arms because they are feathers that go over the hand yeah ooh Scott he’s got legs and a tail oh

And and bird feet big bird feet like big big owl siiz claws he beats the tiger oh Scott I got bad news everybody I got some terrible [ __ ] good news though he’s not the last tiger there is another tiger in the tournament yes uh and then uh we’ve got

Number seven kraton which is a blue jay which I believe in my original brackets was always in competition yeah if it’s some I’m thinking of it’s good it is Billy Billy the blue jay Billy the blue jay yeah very good yes uh human feet short tail but this

Not a tail Tails Tail’s good to me underarm feathers I wish he didn’t have human feet he’d be like with bird feet that’s a real nice doing a goddamn [ __ ] bam Tom he’s a dunker uh Tail’s not bad it’s just a little short head is great I love the head the head looks

Like an actual blue jay yeah like the the shape of it and the length of it and everything looks great the only thing missing is feet everything else is nice yeah I agree um good news is they automatically move on because they are against the University of Northern Las

Vegas the rebels which is a real human so [ __ ] out I think I think just University of Nevada Las Vegas ah Nevada yeah uh real human out so greaton automatically moves on and we got the number two UCLA Bruins Bruins Joe the Bruin is he a good bear or a bad bear I

Think he’s an okay bear I think we’ve had this he’s in they’re pretty much in every year um I think he’s an okay bruan that’s a commercial yeah big head looks like a teddy bear teddy bear human feet boo but uh bare hands he’s got a girlfriend

She’s pretty hot nice kind of I guess I don’t know I’m guessing do we have Little Bear taale yeah little little little nub okay but uh they also automatically moved on because they are against uh California Baptist which is the Lancers which is a guy with a lance

A guy with a lance so uh they’re automatically or like Dr pimple popper and like Lance’s boils and stuff maybe uh so good news uh Princeton’s already moving on so yeah so that’s the end of the round that corner so 16 we got uh UC UT Martin which Princeton already beat

Uh they were then uh Kansas State the dumb headed wild cat automatically beats Colorado because it’s a real bison yeah and then loses to loses to Princeton uh so we got the so we went one round extra on that one just cuz it’s so obvious yes so Princeton’s the first in the elite

Eight yes uh so then we got the rice Eagle which is good or ow I mean sorry uh up against uh the other Cardinal ooh both good both good hot bird on bird action who’s the [ __ ] Louis the Cardinal which one are you I don’t know why I don’t just leave

Them all open but I guess cuz I don’t can you just click the links without shut up for real though like I could then why are you high I don’t know cuz I have autism uh yeah so great great tail comical head good arms like with the feathers underneath human mascot human

Feet did the owl’s got pretty much all the good components he’s got the feet he’s got the feet he’s got the the tail ow owl rice owl rice owl you [ __ ] and then the kraton blue jay and the UCLA breu kraton blue jay blue J 100% so

Many birds so many goddamn birds and one of the birds is moving on cuz it’s rice oraton final first round B Corner first round Portland three which is Portland two on my list maybe who knows um oh this this one’s got a lot of dqs so uh make our lives easy

The USC Trojans automatically eliminated and the number uh 15 16 Texas A&M Corpus Christy Islanders which is not a real thing so guess what double elimination so what is it like an actual it’s a human a guy from Tonga it’s a tongen okay uh I’m just going to move USC cuz

They’re number one uh so the in theory if one of the the next two is an animal they will be receiving a buy to the round of 16 um it won’t let me open it control click oh but it’s going to open it and oh it’s opening it in [ __ ] Microsoft

Oh boy you know what maybe you’re right to be highlighting it yeah uh oh and it’s making me log into Instagram to look at pictures maybe that’s why I was clicking and cing anyways uh the can number eight Kansas j-hawks for what I saw for a minute was pretty cartoony

There’s two of them there’s big J and Jay Jr okay um they are very cartoony they’re they’re a weird color cuz they’re like red blue yellow yeah um so mascot feet yeah just like ovals not bird feet they little bit of feathers under the arm they look like turkeys are they

Turkeys they’re j-hawks they’re turkeys don’t worry about stop showing me better mascots on inst we’re coming up to that one don’t worry um they’re okay they’re fine I don’t think tail oh and then and then it stopped working uh they are against the Michigan Wolverines which suck oh but I do have

Good news for you and by good news for you I mean weird news for you interesting uh it’s not even weird news just uh yeah so the The Wolverine is fine oh you copy and pasted the same thing there we go uh are you one that didn’t have the [ __ ] Michigan what

Are you doing again luckily it’s uh autoed so I can just type in Mitch uh so this this is what their masot is hold up it’s not a wolverine it’s a dude it’s a [ __ ] guy uh but here’s the here’s the weird that’s that’s an AI picture oh yeah sorry this is

The do they not have a mascot is that why if a [ __ ] mascot or not the [ __ ] is going on Michigan you’re a big school Michigan you have a 2 million seat Stadium show us your mascot oh yeah sorry this is their mascot do you remember this terrible [ __ ] thing

Sucks but somebody made this oh and like why not you I mean it’s AI but like why not that that’s the [ __ ] best mascot I’ve ever seen in my life great great head jacked yeah anyways your mask got [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks if anyone wants to see what we’re

Talking about look up AI generated Michigan Wolverine mascot so Kansas moves on yeah uh next is number five Baylor which is the Bears Bruiser and marold okay let’s see okay I think we saw these before no tails no let me I want to see the guy

The girl has no tail but that might be because she’s wearing a skirt no tails human legs uh mascot human shoes but like furred legs yep face is okay they’re okay open mouth his he’s got an angry face yeah he’s pissed angry face uh good news they automatically move on

Cuz they’re against the Vanderbuilt whatever Vanderbuilt is the commodor which is a human costume just lonel Richie uh it’s just lonel Richie uh that name me another Commodore uh Johnny Maher next up is Virginia Tech Shooters uh the hokeys the Virginia Tech angry Koreans which is a turkey okay named hokey looks like

[ __ ] it’s real loose it’s real loose and fat it’s like Grimace it is it’s very Grimace looking also like yeah it’s very uh like squished oval head yeah uh it does have bird feet but they look kind of stupid yeah uh and tail feathers it’s got tail feathers I like that he’s nude

We haven’t had a lot of nude masc he’s got the nice the the nice neck plumage roughage and then he’s got underarm uh he’s got a tail he’s not great but he’s got a shot depending who he’s against uh tail looks kind of weird it looks the tail looks tacked on looks

It looks like a backpack yeah uh so they are against number 13 Marshall which is the Thundering Herd which is a bison named Marco okay little Latino representation uh I think he’s O Okay a you you’re gay I saw one picture of him it’s really hard to type around a

Microphone and when the laptop is higher than your arm he’s got a dumb head it’s not bad it’s not bad uh oh oh Hooves Hooves he’s got Hooves proper ass hard to Hooves I mean you’re probably through anyways but if you got a tail o buddy yeah I’d like just for tail tail

Easy easy Marshall easy We Are Marshall We Are Marshall uh next we got first of all it doesn’t even matter the other playing game is uh Auburn and and Arizona yeah uh they’re playing Syracuse so they move on no matter what is an orange man um um did I do Auburn Tiger’s

Mascot there you go another tiger ah he’s also kind of dumb looking well that that was a recurring issue last year there’s everything’s great but the head there’s lots of tigers and lots of them suck well either way au’s moving on yes uh do I need even need to look at

Who the other team is no yeah it’s Arizona which is the no that’s Arizona State I don’t know what Arizona is uh next we got the Yukon huskys which I think they’re uh Jonathan is that your car somebody break it into your car I hope not somebody smashing your windows

Jonathan the Yukon husky okay who I think is fine looking uh not a bad tail not a bad head tail tail pow pads pow pads uh multicolored costume human ass human ass feet face is okay face is okay ears are good yeah it’s not bad um they are against the Jackson

State Tigers SC another tiger look at you buddy is this our first dog versus cat match up his cat now don’t make me choose the dog what if I told you come on have a have a good tiger that the tiger kind of is I think is terrible I I

Think it’s bad uh are they another one that’s too is it’s so bad that it’s not on their Instagram at all uh yeah I think they’re also one of those ones that has like zero following yeah oh no I lied this is this is one of the okay

Ones oh he’s okay his head is kind of big but it looks good ah not that one yeah head’s not bad and oh look at the teeth good teeth look at the [ __ ] teeth on this guy they oh get out of here I’m not [ __ ] just let me do the goddamn smart

Madness there appears to be multiple costumes yeah um he’s got a tail I can see it through his legs looks like a penis and unlike two other tiger mascots I’ve seen so far a tail with a black tip not a white tip you guys know that Tigers don’t have white tip Tails right

That’s not a thing yeah they don’t they don’t I promise also their skin is striped not their fur what what are you I mean he he wins no matter what I I think Jonathan the Husky’s pretty good but he’s he’s not the Jackson State tiger yeah he’s got a tail he’s got feet

He’s yeah Jackson the um if uh if the Husky had like real good feet or something we’d we’d talk but what if I told you that’s a battle of tigers in the next round oo uh so then we got uh number seven Duke Blue Devils disqualified against the Richmond number 10 Richmond

Spiders spiders making it to the next round what do you look like weird but also kind of cool but also weird uh are you another one of the schools that doesn’t have a [ __ ] come on Richmond God damn it come on Richmond you’re the capital of Virginia I

Think like it’s it’s it’s a spider yeah he’s fun I don’t know why every picture is poor there you go he’s got like he’s got the extra limbs extra limbs sorted coming out of his back yeah uh he’s got full mascot legs full mascot arms I mean it’s fun it’s a fun costume

Oh he’s got webs that’s that looks good he’s got webs that connect his extra limbs yeah that’s pretty cool I like it I’m glad they’re automatically moving on yeah uh then you got the Ohio State Buckey get the [ __ ] out of here and then you got the main black bears how do the

Bears uh his name is bananas tea bear H Banana’s te bear uh T stands for the uh or trans trans bear he he’s okay he’s okay not a bad head decent head good good teeth good mouth y’all got a bear tail uh he’s got human mascot Shoes full

Legs full arms no tail no tail okay but either way he automatically moves on cuz he’s better than a blue devil is that who he was against he was against the Ohio State Buckeye better than a buckeye so we got round of 32 for we got the Kansas Jayhawks automatically moving on

Because USC and Texas A&M was double DQ uh we got Baylor which was the the Bears which was the two pair of bear yeah they’re all right uh up against uh they had tails up against yes um they did not have tails they did not and the

Dude was just a human body uh up against the Marshall bison Hooves bison tail bison Marshall going through yeah then you got uh oh Auburn Tigers Jackson State Tigers oo better have a look at both so the Auburn Tigers was this one everything’s great but the head little

Silly head white tail but good feet really good feet fe uh is it the proper color tail it is not it’s it’s a white tip tail a white tip tail yeah I like the Fe a lot though and they were sorry was the AR te their school was Jackson State

TIG I don’t like it when the name of a school is something State yeah but the something isn’t a state yeah Jackson’s not a state yeah but it’s a state school cuz you’re dumb uh yeah I mean the head on Jackson state is awesome good head I like the

Paw pads on it’s got paw pads what are his feet and tail look like uh I don’t know if I ever actually found a picture a Tail’s that black tip okay and I see tigery legs and just sort of uh tiger pattern over shoes undefined feet but with tiger over them

I think Jackson State right tail head’s l a lot better it is a better head yeah I think so Jackson State baby uh a 14 and a 13 are moving on in this side beautiful uh then we got the Richmond Spiders main black bears I think the black bear bear yeah the

Automatic you had a run spider you made it out of the first round there we go that’s our uh so we have our sweet 16 s 16 so back to the top left all right so we got the North Carolina Rams yep Y and we we got the

Fairfield stag yes the Stag ram ram ram ram uh then we got the Eastern Washington Red Hawk oh no they’re the Red Hawks I don’t know man I don’t know man I don’t know man swoop that was the first swoop the eag eag swoop good as I recall Eagle

Swoop good head good arms feet Eagle tal good good tail not great tail could be better he’s pretty good he’s against he is against uh where I’m so confused uh the Kent State also Eagles golden eagles uh flash is the one this guy I think swoop I think swoop 100%

Swoop yeah congratulations to Eastern Washington uh then we’ve got Drexel and Utah uh Drexel was thex the and then Utah is the Utes which was the other swoop the great swoop oh [ __ ] [ __ ] swoop baby Utah baby oh [ __ ] uh oh oh no no so that’s that’s different

Almost get worried uh Green Bay is the the Phoenix that I fought so hard for and Iowa state hawkey is the other one wait Green Bay Iowa State no Fork State was no no Fork no Fork nor Fulk was disqualified for being a human that’s why Iowa made it through I think

The Phoenix makes it through pie of shes Phoenix this is the ey on my sword this is the easiest match for Green Bay so far even though it’s their third round match yes and this is where their tournament ends it is um then we got Princeton already moved on already in

Over Kansas cuz it was DQ and then we got the Katon Blue Jays and the rice owl ooh both good rice owl two good Birds Sammy the owl really good head on the owl and got feet Katon what’s the kraton feet situation I think it it’s running shoes

Does that mean owl or do you I don’t know man the owl is really good the feet the feet on the owl like the the arms I like the feathers over the hand the Tail’s good and the feet are they’re the most wingy arms which is nice yeah oh

Kraton I think you’re I think you’re time at the top yeah as set look at those feet I think it’s rice I think it’s rice rice moving on the elite into the elite the Elite 8 and then we got the Kansas Jayhawks which is the multicolored bird which are really not

Great they just had an easy round uh against the Marshall oh we like Marshall We Are Marshall Thundering Herd the Bison hoobs Marshall Marshall sorry Kansas get the [ __ ] out of here and we got Jackson State tigers and the main black bears I think Jackson State Tigers Jackson State so in the

Elite tell us the elite eight the elite eight are number six number eight North Carolina number 14 Eastern Washington beautiful number five Utah number 11 Green Bay number nine Princeton number 14 rice number 13 Marshall and number 14 Jackson State all right let’s do this so we got the Rams and the first

Swoop interesting uh Easter Washington swoop is the one like give me a [ __ ] yeah pretty good head a little bit oversized got the talons y tail tail not too bad yeah pretty good and he’s up against the oh the ram the North Carolina Ram what are the what’s the ram foot situation and

Tail and see Ram mcot uh feet and tail are regular shoes and no tail I think it might be the [ __ ] bird what do you think I think it’s the [ __ ] bird I think it’s the [ __ ] bird think it’s the [ __ ] bird another bird in the final four

Eastern Washington a number 14 who’ have thought Cinderella Story uh we’ve already said Utah over Green Bay Utah’s the other swoop yep man Birds is this swoop versus swoop [ __ ] Birds yeah are these are the ones that are both named swoop uh what is Eastern Washington’s name swoop it’s the battle

Of the swoops it is the swoops two swoops in the final four yeah what what’s going on uh we got the Princeton tigers and the rice owls let’s have a that owl we’ve had a good look at the rice owl let’s that owl was hard to

Beat Scott let’s drill this this is the good this is an unfair matchup this is a [ __ ] match up [ __ ] princ and Tiger’s got nice feet and good head what’s his tail situation he’s the black tip I think is he black tip why do they hate girlfriend why do they

Hate showing pictures of Mascots from behind white tip white tip but that’s look at that that’s good Scott I’m gonna put on you I think it’s Princeton it’s Princeton I think the head of Princeton is that’s a really nice head really good man okay and like

And like we needed a third bird the Marshall bison and the other good tiger ooh the Jackson State tiger Marshall the Bison with the Hooves yeah Hooves what’s that the tiger Marshall weird head uh jackon sorry this one uh this one I wish his ears weren’t so droopy but he’s Fierce he’s Fierce

He’s a little he’s black tip tail he’s black tip tail how are his feet uh sh those remember the just like the fabric over shoes good PW pads on the hands yeah but gloves under suit gloves under suit so you see sleeves let’s see the Bison again who the [ __ ] was the Bison

Marshall Marshall Mason he has a tail doesn’t he he does he’s not not bad what do you think where where do you stand I think the Bison might be the Bison I think it’s as sad as that a sad of day that is for everyone I think Marshall I think that

Bison loses to The Prince and tiger though I agree Prince and Tiger’s in the Final 14 Eastern Washington five Utah both swoops Battle of the swoops so it’s tiger versus swoop winner in the finals yes so this swoop obviously we’ve stated as this guy that’s Eastern Washington y okay he’s

Real good and Utah UT is the other swoop but I think he’s which is the really good face the great tail human feet uh yeah they are just shoes yeah unless I can find a better picture of his unless he can get lucky it appears to just be like actual human running

Shoes give me give me your [ __ ] Instagram again shoes it it does appear to be shoes I think oh man that’s so tough it’s such a good I the head is better the tail is is way better but this one is more committed to being an eagle total

Package I think Eastern Washington I think Eastern Washington is total package even though the the head and so good but yeah you’re right it is Eastern Washington man 14 Eastern Washington and number n Princeton we got a predator in the finals I mean they’re both Predators a

Maman predator in the finals Raptors are predators so how do we feel congratulations Scott I think the Tigers have won prin and Tigers the offering a handshake woman’s NC gentleman’s handshake right now is won by the Princeton Tigers IH heart tiger girls pretty good pretty good now now

I’m going to close it so we don’t remember any of it oh good idea yeah definitely save this all right 2 hours 15 we can do this we can do this it’s a lot of the same there’s a lot of similar teams and there’s already a bunch of automatic moves excellent okay Eastern

Conference so congratulations to the NCAA women’s basketball champions the Princeton Tigers mark it down not a bird not a bird although there almost a bird several other birds in the convention uh you including two named swoop in the final four so uh we’re going east number one Yukon Huskies which we already saw

Automatically move on against Stetson because ston is dumb uh ston I believe is a real person it’s a the ston college Hatters yeah it’s I was going to say going to be a guy in a cowboy hat uh we got returning oh defending oh [ __ ] NCAA Champion Florida fla atlan

University Owls more like fa who of owy owy and it was yeah tail it was the the feet Fe it was that probably that picture yeah there’s his little girlfriend we’ll see how you do this there’s his little [ __ ] girlfriend okay so Florida Atlantic and

Then CU I I didn’t remember which way we went so we originally said can and changed it to changed it to that good uh they are against the Northwestern whatever Northwestern is uh the wild cats Willie the wild cat and I’ve got who are we the wild cat who are

We going to beat the wild cats um got a little spoiler here for you he’s not winning sucks he’s fine oh he’s he’s okay but he’s not beating the owl you know he’s got a cute head cute head uh gloves are one piece baggy arms pce

Full legs does he have a tail he better oh but he might not but I I would like to confirm but I’m not seeing much in the tail Department I’m not seeing much of the butt Department show butt show butt oh I’m going to say no no tail no

Tail oy baby what are you bring it back home to Dad what are you a [ __ ] Ms what kind of cat are you Florida Atlantic moving on again uh next up we got the San Diego State Aztecs guess what guess what it’s a Mexican get the

[ __ ] out of here uh against the UAB dragons another Dragon another Dragon getting a buy no l a buy that’s the only way dragons can move on what’s UAB uh University of Alabama University of all black people well I can tell you right now cuz I and

Don’t hurt yourself uh that’s the one and then give me this one and then go down to the bracket toy and they are uh in they’re in the American Conference good they are the uh University of Alabama at Birmingham Birmingham they are the Blazers the birthplace of civil rights

Um correct so yeah he’s like a real Pete Pete’s Dragon oh he’s cartoony he’s he’s got a dragon head he’s got Dragon he’s got a nice dragon tail tail Wings he all he all right you the man you the man big tail big tail thick ass tail I I would

Venture to say the biggest tail we’ve seen so far well that’s cuz I haven’t put mine on that’s true we haven’t seen a good thing he automatically moves on easy uh then we got the Auburn oh we’re back back to Auburn Auburn Tigers which we saw um which one

Was Auburn uh don’t make me I’m sorry don’t make me do this this one the one with a dumb head but the rest of the body pretty good uh good news they automatically move on cuz they’re playing Yale which are [ __ ] people yeah yeah the people are like a

Real Bulldog uh oh it’s real Bulldog sorry yeah uh then you got the BYU Cougars oh Tigers no cougars why did I put Tigers I don’t know uh it’s it’s very dumb looking yeah it the face looks Dr maroy in a bad way yes it looks smooshed yeah

Take his head off don’t take your head off football hand gloves hands human legs do you even have a [ __ ] tail uh I’m going to say do you even have a [ __ ] tail well it is BYU so no cuz Tails mean you have to give them their

Own bathroom to poop in uh he does H he does have a little he has a a tail uh there you go okay uh good news they automatically move on because they’re playing uh Duquesne duzn duain duain maybe uh who are the Dukes which is a guy see you uh

We got number three Illinois which are the king Fishers now they are ones that uh changed their mascot because their mascot was like he used to be a black guy now it’s a bird it’s like a yosity Sam looking no no no that’s a different one it

Oh something went wrong well reload the page then [ __ ] there we go uh yeah their mascot used to be something else like a man and I guess it was racist um so okay decent body it’s got claw feet it’s ta feathers Talons it’s got great good wings alth they look a little added

On yeah it’s too bad the hands are just gloved hands but I the the arms are otherwise good it’s it’s pretty solid yep I like it pretty solid Good Feet good arms good head I like King Fishers it’s a unique thing it’s a cool bird uh they are against number 14 Morehead

State which are the Eagles again more [ __ ] Eagles bird on bird action uh did not have its own Instagram so I had to [ __ ] get it together more heads St dumb oversized head too much beak and too much mouth yeah good good arms I like the F feathers come down it’s got a

Tail arms we got tail feathers what are your feet we I say yellow legs yellow legs mascot mascot shoes congratulations King Fishers you’re moving on you’re in king fisher uh then we got number seven the Washington State Cougars okay uh man Washington look at you guys Butch T cougar I don’t like

That uh who is fine looking I think like fine looking or fo looking no he’s got a dumb head he does have a dumb head he’s got a big ass head you took it off what are you doing you’re a piece of [ __ ] he’s

Got a tail he’s got a tail he dances he does a jig he’s got human shoes he got gloves over suit yeah uh head is head is fine head is good ah then I saw another picture and it wasn’t so good um bad news they automatically move on because

They’re playing uh Drake which are the Bulldog which a real Bulldog right uh then we get number two Iowa state which was the Cyclones which was one of the Cardinals oh okay and they are playing South Dakota state which are the jack rabbits remember it has the backwards

Hat floppy ears the jack rabbits I remember let me see the other one but the body was only okay uh that’s not oh look at him he’s having a good time uh some kind of cardinal no here Sai Iowa State saai comical face uh it’s got the feet

Bird feet bird feet bird arms bird tail I think that over Jack Rabbit yeah I think so Jack Rabbit didn’t even have a bunny tail uh that is correct uh okay that’s the first round of that so now the second round of this yes so the corner the Yukon huskies and

Returning Champion Forida atantic probably rur Champion for Atlantic uh then we got the good the goodl looking dragon and the tiger that’s all good but the Head I’ll tell you where I stand on it but I’ll let you make arguments it’s probably the dragon isn’t it it’s probably the dragon yeah it’s too bad that that tail those wings Good Feet decent head good head uh could even prove trouble for Florida Atlantic next

Round who knows maybe uh should we should we do the whole round down to the eight sure we can do that you want yeah I think it might be a little more stream uh BYU Cougars and then the king fisher obviously the king fisher cuz BYU ters

Got the stupid cougars the dumb face King God damn more [ __ ] AV God damn it what is cuz even a dragon is sort of an Aven I mean it’s not but it’s like AV and scaly AV scy uh or as I’m hearing it called the worst of Both Worlds uh then

We got the Washington State Cougar which had the kind of big head that looked kind of silly had a tail human feet yeah against the Cardinal we just saw this this guy that we just saw Cardinal oh the against the cougar yeah maybe the Cardinal I mean the cougar

Head’s not that good Cosmo cougar is what oh this guy oh the I didn’t know it was the BYU coug yeah that no pass oh sorry Wasing State my bad my bad Butch T cougar who’s harryi he’s better but like yeah the head’s kind of goofy and I and just running shoes right

Running shoes human body I think the uh the Cardinal I think the Cardinal God damn so many [ __ ] avens man all right king fisher or Cardinal king fisher I think king fisher king fisher is good yeah now here’s the real question dragon or does that Dragon are

We upsetting the reigning chance I I don’t know that’s the thing let’s have a look Instagram baby here we go pretty fun head that uh yeah like real fun a little comical but it like cute one piece arms with claws one piece armed with claws uh bit bit great wings wings great

Wings big ass big ass tail and tal tal feet and it’s got It’s got the belly part like belly coloring yep now obviously mythical and and not natural colors that take that into consideration could be natural color colors if they were real we don’t actually know that’s

True but it’s greenish some of it’s very blue looking and some of it’s very green looking but yeah yeah some kind of teely some some’s green we’re watching a video of him running I mean looks pretty good pretty good but that I’m almost leaning upset here oh

[ __ ] cuz like the FAU head is not my favorite head in the world it just really looks like their logo yeah but it looks it’s cute which is good yeah it doesn’t look that much like a real owl yeah no not really not necessarily yeah

It it does look like the mascot which is good um I like that it’s got the feathers that go over the hands it’s got very very wingy arms which was a good selling point Y proper feet as we learned yes has a girlfriend has a [ __ ] girlfriend a [ __ ] girlfriend good tail

Feathers tail feathers huh what do you think I don’t I could be convinced either way honestly this is legitimately the hardest one we’ve done so far is this like a real coin flip this is an this might actually be a real coin flip yeah do either of us have a coin uh I

Have coins over by the front door that you could walk over and get or I could do an online coin flip an RNG a random Boop generator oh no all right that’s that’s what the the the wuang name creator that uh Childish Gambino used to

Create his name it used to be called the the RNG uh Tails will be the dragon cuz his tail is huge yes Tails heads will be owl cuz his head’s huge perfect here we go here we go heads rainning champ stays CH stays in and makes it to the final four or

Elite uh Elite 8 okay and then we’ll come back to this corner okay so back to first round in the bottom left West uh so we’re back to uh Rams e the ram you know kind of kind of muscular pretty good R not the best Ram we’ve

Ever seen not by long shot but a solid Ram they are against number 16 Wagner the Seahawks Wagner Seahawks you say go Hawks 12 man 12 man ah you guys are so you have no they’re not proud of their mascot I’ll say that 4600 followers uh their mascot is uh not great

It’s fine it’s fine uh little little tail but not a good tail mascot running shoes mascot running shoes oh Blitz that’s a good one that guy’s cool nope that’s the Seattle SE Seattle Seahawks nope nope um man that Seahawks mascot is actually pretty [ __ ] good uh I I don’t

Think it beats the ram I think the ram is better Ram uh then we got uh oh trouble Bru we got a double disqualification baby and so Ram’s going to 16 Mississippi State uh I don’t know the the voy the voyagers uh the Bulldog which is a real Bulldog and the Michigan

State Spartans which is a Spartan see uh so bam and Bam North Carolina in the sweet 16 a Ram in the sweet 16 uh then we got uh number five the St Mary’s Gales which is a gale or a religious figure of some form uh out against the Grand

Canyon antelopes Tyler the antelope is there an actual University in the Grand Canyon or is it just near the grand can it’ be cool if it was in you could look it up I will not you could look it up oh there I don’t those appear to be a

Lot of pictures of regular antelopes yeah oh did you just write Grand Canyon Antelope uh no I wrote the the mascot oh it’s Thunder why did I write down Tyler he not bad he’s a little cartoony yeah does he have a little tail uh uh uh I’ll never tell human legs human shoes

Yeah kind of muscular arms yeah uh show me your butt show your butt just don’t be shy show your [ __ ] butt show your butt just a little bit come on I mean even if he does have a tail it’s going to be a little tiny nub uh

Yeah that that looks like a little tail I think so okay good for you uh yeah why why is everybody so afraid of showing mascot butts I don’t oh I think go go back the Yeah Yeah there go yeah it’s it’s like a it’s it’s de T that they automatically move on so

It’s fine okay great uh then we got Alabama which is the terrible [ __ ] elant and Charleston which are the Cougars Clyde T cougar has every single middle initial been T well cuz it’s for the like you said so creative and I’m sure oh he’s kind of silly looking but he’s better than a

Better than the disbled elephant so M mascot shoes tail good arms cartoony head good musly arms mascot shoes uh tail yeah I mean he beats the elephant he beats the elepant get fuy uh you know what the elephant can get [ __ ] again a

12 and a 13 moving on uh now we go to number six the Clemson Tigers what a Clemson which have two tigers they’ve got uh T the tiger and tiger cub oh which should be real tigers which would be great but they’re not uh so yeah this one orange

Tip orange makes more sense than white yes but still I’ve never seen orange tip normally you’d put something there yeah uh human shoes uh head’s okay head’s okay costume’s A little loose but oh is he nude n shirt he got a jersey on no pants uh no pants

Big ass tail huge [ __ ] tail that’s rivaling my tail we got a dragger we got a tail dragger careful how you say that I wish you had better feet yeah he would help that’s his little brother or son or um not bad not bad not not not the worst uh and Clemson is

Against number 11 New Mexico which is the Lobos which is a Lou Lou dog on cat they’re dog on cat you better suck Lou I don’t remember if he does don’t make me I don’t remember if he does oh is this one of the ones where I had to yeah

I think it is they got a [ __ ] Instagram uh I think that’s his girlfriend that’s him so big ass tail yeah uh football player hands furry loose furry arms loose furry legs apparently he has a girlfriend so should we [ __ ] her I guess this head looks a lot better yeah

But uh maybe that’s not I think I’m confident saying I think I’m comfortable going the tiger uh can we just talk about though how awesome like their School logo oh logo SI great yeah uh okay Clemson you are moving on next we’ve got number three Baylor the Bears

Which was the boyfriend girlfriend that didn’t have tails yeah and they automatically move on cuz they were playing Colgate college which are the the fighting toothpaste fighting toothpaste uh then we got number seven Daytona which is Daytona State which are the which is a human costume so eliminated against number 10 Nevada the

Wolf pack of Alpine Luna and Wolfie Jr oh a whole family oh that’s all I want that’s I like that’s like two parents with regular names yeah and then their baby is human Jor yes but also NE the dad is not named Wolfie so was his Grand who

Who’s senior so uh big tail big tals big tails uh heads are okay heads are okay A little oversized uh full piece arms full piece legs running shoes human shoes yeah okay where’s the there you go there’s the son cute or brother or something I don’t know uh yeah so Nevada automatically

Moves on cuz Daytona is a [ __ ] uh then uh the last match up on this side is the Arizona wild cats uh which is wiber which I don’t remember if we looked at Wilbur I don’t remember a Wilbur we looked at a different wild cat I believe

Uh the dumb dumb as [ __ ] Flathead sucks like like football-shaped head yeah uh full arms and legs sure uh he’s got a tail but it looks kind of like flat floppy Flat Tail running shoes running shoes uh he also has a girlfriend who looks like a [ __ ] don’t love it uh they

Are against Long Beach State which are the oh they’re another one that changed their mask out ah so they they were something else I don’t remember what don’t ask me I’m not going to tell you okay uh they got a new mascot who’s a shark our second shark shark of the

Tournament but this one’s better it’s better tail tail see it’s not impossible this one committed I mean human shoes it’s got flippers over the arms flippers over hands uh head is head is so good head’s good head’s good yeah uh tail like tail is d I think shark wins shark wins moving on

Long Beach the sometimes there’s like a jersey and sometimes it’s nude but it has the uh the letters of the school on its white chest so a brand North Carolina already moved on because Mississippi and Michigan was a double DQ easy uh then we got so this is the next round of this

Same same so we got the uh Grand Canyon antelopes and and the Charleston cougars which is Clyde the T cougar how did Charleston look I’ve got the antelope in my head Clyde T cougar looks like this guy he’s all right Antelope also didn’t have Antelope didn’t definitely didn’t have hooves

No had a tail Cougar’s also got a tail the I’d say they’re comparable do you have a strong feeling huh I think the head on the antelope is better than the cougar I think oh I the antelope hands might be better too hands might be better I think

It’s nice that it’s got the tail yeah uh it doesn’t just look like a human in a super which is nice I think we might go Grand Canyon Antelope Grand Canyon yeah uh and then you got the Clemson Tigers and the uh Baylor Bears which is

The couple that don’t have tails and are just human bodies Clemson decent Clemson Tigers mascot Tigers yeah I like tigers yeah Clemson moving on and then we got Nevada which was the wolf no uh yeah the trio of wolves the family and then the Long Beach State

Sharks I think the shark maybe shark I think the shark is better than those it’s Unique it’s got a full it’s got a [ __ ] dorsal and a tail yeah and like the hands and feet on the Wolves were just whatever right yeah yeah shark man

Long Beach State look at that way’ It Go all right so this is round of 16 there guys guys so what do we got uh so we got North Carolina Rams and the Grand Canyon antelopes hm I think the ram probably the R I think the head the head and horns are

Really good the body’s really good yeah and then we got the Clemson Tigers and the shark I think I think the tiger the the shark the the while the head looks good it seems very detached from the rest of of the suit yep which is not the case for

Clemson I agree yeah we good with the tiger look he’s dancing you’re making him dance with by oscillating between two pictures it’s very [Laughter] cool clamson so we got a ram and a tiger in that one and we got and we got an owl and a king fisher in the other one very

Interesting uh all right so onto the first round of the South brackets the South brackets we got number one Houston Cougars Shasta and Sasha okay she’s sassy oh we yeah she’s real sassy we we’ve seen them he’s got tail yeah they’re pretty good uh sort of like

Nonone uh like furred hands and feet oh no the hands aren’t bad the feet oh I I don’t care for that yeah the feet are just sort of there but no the feet the feet are like are they are they defined toes like faintly okay yeah like they’re

All one color but you can see the like the Mounds of the feet that’s pretty decent then and pry they are against number 16 Longwood state of course the Lancers but it’s a stallion oh named lwood all right who even though they’re a 16 has a

[ __ ] Instagram so H so you can do it other lazy schools uh kind like very cartoony he looks like a Rick and Morty character uh I like the shoes kind of cool shoes he’s got a big ass tail show the tail yeah uh obviously the head is very cumbersome and because I

Couldn’t really shoot that basketball yeah and and again kind of detached from also blue and it’s a horse yeah uh I think the Cougars but the the horse is it’s a it’s a decent horse yeah it’s interesting yeah uh okay we got that Houston’s in uh

We got the we got oh I think we got a double DQ I think Nebraska Corn Huskers and the Texas A&M Eggies which is a dog dog versus corn dog dog goes through and then loses immediately to uh Houston Houston cougars cougars tight uh then we got the Wisconsin no yeah

Wisconsin what are they Badgers Badgers Bucky the badger which I think if my mind doesn’t trick me looks like [ __ ] I see I think it’s got a mushy head like a flat head right let’s have a look yeah it does oh yeah he’s not bad it’s it’s

Actually not wildly too big for his body it is too big it’s not wildly different like I would if you told me the same person made that as the Florida Atlantic owl I’d believe you yeah probably human legs human feet oh I like that no tail

No tail and uh yeah no tail human legs human feet I mean like suit but they’re not yeah uh and then pretty human neck down wiconsin is against James Madison Dukes which surprisingly is a dog and it’s not a real dog it’s a suit dog okay

Um which is funny I think when I was reading the transcript for last year we made some kind of joke about them oh uh yeah so he looks like this n nude dog with a with a king cape and a king crown or a Duke I guess

[ __ ] do you have a tail I can’t tell cuz he can’t tell CU of he does not have a tail oh he’s got a little tail he’s got a little tiny nub of a tail I guess he’s a bulldog right I guess he’s Bulldog um I think the badger might be better

Even though I [ __ ] on it ah full suit it’s definitely this but oh who’s that who is that Pensacola State Cougar Bobcats [ __ ] I wish they were in the tourament that’s a GNA say I hate it when I see a better mascot on the mascot’s Instagram yeah um

I think the I think the James Madison for total package I don’t think it’s going yeah it’s not going to any further uh Duke number four blue D Devils automatically eliminated against number 13 Vermont want the catamounts better be some kind of cat it’s a cougar okay

Hopefully it’s as hot as Pensacola it’s probably not uh are you one of the ones B Instagram you dumb [ __ ] sh um oh it’s kind of doofy looking it is kind of doofy looking head’s too big I don’t like the ears that’s just a oh is that if that’s

The mascot that’s a million times better yeah can we see more of that can I see nude cam oh that appears to be the only picture huh I think we got to go by what there’s more of the head looks so much better on better head but that’s it that’s

Literally the only picture of it cuz like the rest of it looks all frumpy dumpy what’s the tail tail and feet I think I saw like regular mascot masc but it’s got tail mascot running shoes a long tail okay I don’t care for that but I claw hands uh good news they automatically

Move on because of Duke great and then they’re they are yeah uh then we got number six Texas Tech which is the Raiders which is a yosity Sam looking [ __ ] so they’re out uh they are against NC State which is the Wolves which is Mr and Mrs wolf right uh then

We got uh Kentucky which are the wild cats who are we going to beat uh and they are against there so many wild cats and cougers everybody loves the wild uh he’s he like well he likes to party okay uh is this going to be a video of

Him or just the start of the game start of the game uh so he’s got he’s got a tail he’s got a tail mascot that are sort of defining a little bit uh arms one piece arms yeah not he’s not bad okay but not great uh Kentucky is against number

14 uh Oakland the Golden Grizzlies H is a bear going to beat a cat we’ll see I actually don’t remember if I even saw this mascot I obviously did cuz I put it down oh you you’re another one of the bad Instagram uh yep yep oh he’s not bad he’s pretty good

Those feet are real good feet are good big feet show me a little nub tail and you’re uh you’re sitting Prett look at this one that’s a good head that’s a great head oh he’s got a friend cute uh Grizz and Claws with two Z’s can I see the back of you

Please paw pads on the hands pads with with claws this a good bear a great bear so I think one thing we’re starting to that’s a ghoul mascot or a logo logo yeah I I’m starting to learn that the lower seat teams have better masc have better mascots uh I’m literally

Seeing there no but oh nub tail tail bear wow sorry Kentucky but I think [ __ ] Oakland gold Grizzlies I think Oakland might be going far I think so too that’s a good is real good damn uh we got number seven Florida which are the the Gators which

Is Albert the gator of course Albert the alligator which I thought was going to be a regular Gator but it’s not it’s this dumb thing remember this stupid thing oh he’s he’s very cartoony very cartoon he’s got good the claw feet claw feet what’s his what’s his tail

Situation I would tell you if I could see his ass does he does this [ __ ] okay I was about to flip out for an alligator not having a tail it’s still not big enough cuz alligators have huge ass Tails they’re mostly Tails yeah uh and Florida is against number 10 Colorado which is

The Bison that’s the actual bison oh SOA automatically goes through okay and they are then we got number two Marquette which are the golden eagles which we looked at in the women’s bracket but I’m sure we’ve both forgotten which one are they Iggy I mean I feel like we saw 12

Golden eagles we’ve seen 12 golden eagles this guy remember like decent arm feather tail Sam Sam Eagle uh good news they automatically go through because they’re against Western Kentucky which are the hill Toppers which are not a real thing I’m more of a hill bottom uh

That is true uh so as said Houston automatically goes through this is the next round yeah this is this is going from the sweet 16 to the Elite 8 uh or sorry from the 23 to the 16 32 to 16 3 whatever you know um Texas A&M’s automatically eliminated cuz they’re a

Real thing so uh Houston automatically goes through then we’ve got uh the Jame the James Madison Dukes which was the dog with the crown and the which barely made it in and they are against the Virginia the Vermont the catamounts which is the cougar catamounts

Catamounts oh do we have a cat on cat 16 cat on cat uh then we got number 11 North Carolina state which is the Wolves which Mr Mrs wolf yeah against Oakland number 14 which is the bear so Bears going through baby then we got the gator and the Marquette Golden eagles which

Was Iggy which we just showed you which is Uncle Sam I think it’s better than the Gator’s not very good I mean neither of them are very good so uh good good news you get to lose to a bear marquette’s going through and good news Oakland Over Marquette yes uh now

Houston Cougars or Vermont I think Houston oh okay yeah I wasn’t sure if you were going to put up a debate but yeah he’s in as well so a one and a 14 cat on bear cat on bear Elite 8 Elite so final Midwest yeah back to back to

First round Midwest final corner of the bracket uh number one Purdue boiler makers the [ __ ] out of my tournament uh against number 16 the Grambling State Tigers Grambling State Grambling State and I’m going to tell you right now sir this tiger [ __ ] sucks dear this might be the worst mascot in the whole

Tournament there’s so many bad cat ones I hate it oh it’s the head is it looks [ __ ] the head looks like it melted it looks like you is it okay um I was look at the head it’s a mess the eyes are so far apart and and it’s like it’s been like

Pushed back yeah it’s like someone made it without looking at it look at that thing I know it’s it’s monstrous good news good news it moves on it moves on it’s too because it looks like they use some actual like decent quality fur and maybe airbrushing but

The shape is bad yeah mouth is mouth is interesting it’s like a rubber or a plastic but the eyes the eyes are 100 miles apart it’s [ __ ] silly as [ __ ] what a shame uh next we got Utah state which is the Eggies which is oh boy

Oh boy big blue the eggy I think the I think it’s the one that [ __ ] oh it’s the one that [ __ ] Scott it is the one that [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] well I’ll put it through next stop don’t even you don’t look at the does it

Have a tail yes it does oh my God oh my [ __ ] uh they how did it ever lose I think that yeah I think if if Keen eared listeners want to go back we had a a bone of a boner of contention in one of the semifinals last year where I didn’t

Want one of the owls to go through and I think I had that bull over whichever owl but Drew convinced me because I’m a push over uh number nine TCU the Texas Christian Texas Christian nice the frogs interesting choice oh we we’ve seen this before it’s weird it looks like it’s weird but it’s Unique it looks like a specific kind of frog and not not a regular frog yeah yeah it is unique and frogs don’t have tails so I

Can’t get mad at that it’s but it’s like is it mascot shoes uh yes okay it’s got spiked arms and muscular arms it does have spiked arms and the head is unique but again it’s not winning [ __ ] big ass bulll goes through oh that that’s

Who the bll was a guess oh well easy uh got number five Gonzaga which was one of the Bulldogs uh against number 12 MCN which are the Cowboys so Gonzaga automatically moves on uh we got the Kansas J Hawks which are the multicolored Birds yeah uh

Against the uh did I Samford Samford you say not Stamford Samford Samford the bul Sam the Bulldog Sam the Bulldog God that bu I just saw the bull again I’m sorry come on you can load it’s not bad it’s okay it’s an okay head dog dog feet dog feet regular hand yeah

It’s all all one piece all one piece hands all arms all one piece legs that’s that’s a decent show me your ass I’d like to see a butt can I smell your butt little tail little tail little tail pretty good yeah all right um not bad Bulldog that that over The Jayhawks yes

Yeah uh then we got number six come on move what are you doing South Carolina which is the Gamecock which is that red chicken right which the hula hoop bottom oh yeah uh against number 11 the Oregon Ducks the Ducks are good obviously oh Ducks awesome yeah I think duck has been

In the Elite 8 at almost every year I think yeah we’ll take a closer look at the duck when we need to number three the kraton Blue Jays obviously and number 14 the Acron Zips which is a kangaroo named z zpp I like kangaroos I

Would love for this to be a good costume with a huge tail I don’t remember I know I’ve looked at it it’s not a it is it is doofy it is doofy as [ __ ] it’s got a big ass tail it does have a big ass tail but

It looks like [ __ ] oh God get out of here teror Swift you [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] there you go he’s got a big ass tail it does but he’s dressed like a dragon or dinosaur I do like kangaroo in dragon costume but the head sucks and it’s one of the like hula hoop

In the middle it’s it’s one piece but it’s hula hoop in the middle well kon’s winning anyway all day uh then we got number seven Texas Longhorns which again is real Bulls automatic and number 10 is Colorado State the ram cam the ramam a new Ram enters yes now there is competition

There is contention there you go that I thought it was a real Ram at first that’s a good Ram it’s a good head good head horns very realistic head y what’s the arms feet tail situation arms are fur over human arms with gloves over top not

Great it’s not bad does he have like black fingers coming out of fur that’s a you know what that’s a decent approximation of hoof hands human feet just straight up running shoe feet can we get a butt shot um kind of get a what what oh here’s here’s a different one

He’s got brown horns hm uh and then see thing is there is also an actual Ram Mas but we don’t care about him gay uh buttshot butt shot butt shot buttshot show me your ass never want to see a Ram’s ass more in my life I’m writing that

Down uh no tail no tail no tail okay good so cam the ram Colorado automatically moves on because you know uh then we got Tennessee which is Smokey the good Bulldog the one with the really good detailed head do we see him in the women’s yes remember the really good

Detailed head like black brown white oh yeah kind of big but looks really good quality Tennessee Bulldog Mas oh yeah oh yeah yeah I I wanted oh wait it’s blood hound not Bulldog or blood hound sorry that’s say yeah I liked him a lot I I maybe wanted

Him to go over a certain Phoenix prob but uh uh they are against number 15 St Peter’s College peacocks interesting he ain’t bad does he have a mohawk does he have a feather moh got a feather Mohawk he’s got kind of spiky arms I like I like the legs I like that

There sort of like tether like a feathery but they’re I torn pants but they look like feathers like Jagged blue down to the knees and then uh orange legs and then mascot running shoes yep he’s got the feathers under the arms it is gloves and suit yeah now I’m going to

Say that’s that’s a good logo I would go to St Peter’s College for that logo is cool um I think it’s good he’s a solid peacock I think the uh Blood Hound well what I was going to tell you is tail it’s not big enough I know it’s probably hard but like it

Needs to be wi it needs to be a real wide tail and that is not you got to go crazy is not and go and cuz like I’m fun with the the rest of them being like two-tone blue but tail you got to go wild you need you need greens and

Yellows in you need lots of [ __ ] in there uh all right so so round of 32 in this bracket we got the Grambling State Tigers which was the okay one yeah this this guy guy oh sorry the one with the crazy ass head oh cuz he just

Got a buy uh and then Utah which is the bull that [ __ ] Utah State Utah State yes is the bull that [ __ ] bull all day uh then we got the Gonzaga Bulldogs and the Samford Bulldogs can’t be right it’s sford Bulldogs really sford bulldogs and Gonzaga Bulldogs I think one was better

I don’t remember which so this is this Gonzaga oh gonzaga’s got the squishy face okay get out of here I think it’s Samford that’s better then don’t hurt yourself welcome to the three-hour Mark you’re welcome we said we’d do it shut up but we’re pretty there you go we’re

Not bad we’re not bad at all sford for sure for sure sford all day uh then you got the Oregon Ducks and the Kiton Blue Jays ooh he might be the Ducks Oregon Ducks I mean the feet great yeah veter duck feet oh he’s naked very Donald Duck

Looking head very Donald Duck looking head um arms are just mascot arms oh that one’s a little better but it’s just mascot arms yeah and duck tail a little tail yep and then goodon how is kraton component wise obviously great head great head decent arms but football player hands decent

Wingy arms tail tail I think human feet I think human shoes yeah Katon you could be kraton with hands and feet only changed you could be crushing it right now yeah um what do we think total package duck I think duck yeah I mean I

I think kraton has had its moment in the SP Spotlight and it’s maybe faded uh Oregon and then we got the Colorado State which was the RAM and then the Tennessee Blood Hound Tennessee Tennessee Tennessee there we go uh bullet fox versus uh Samford which was the pretty

Good Bulldog but bu not the bullet Fox and then the Oregon Dock and the Tennessee Blood Hound Blood Hound I was going to lean duck I think The Blood Hound has uh only an okay body right yes Smokey hands and Fe I think I think has proper feet he has

Proper feet proper feet proper enough hands uh proper oh yeah the hands are actually better than I remembered and the he’s got a little floppy tail which whatever it’s fine he’s wearing flip-flops yeah I’m not wild about the tail I’m also because the the tail is

Skinniest at the base yeah which is not what it should be yeah head otherwise good head is great y let’s see that [ __ ] duck again I think the The Blood Hound head is better than the duck head agreed agreed uh I mean duck body is probably better good yeah duck body well duck

Body is a mascot body yes um little duck tail which is cute uh the feet I think the feet are great the feet are good like real duck feet yeah I would I would say I’d go a very very small margin of win for Smokey yeah for yeah for the blound I

Think it is close but I think he moves on he could be crushing it with a thicker tail so a two and8 we finally have an actual Contender although I guess North Carolina’s in they’re number one so so do we have the Elite 8 we have

The elite eight tell us about it number eight Florida Atlantic owls and number three Illinois I think they’re called the the IL Iles or they they got they got a dumb [ __ ] name yeah um they’re they’re the king Fishers Oho king fisher versus versus

The owl who won last year the ow who won last year then we got the North Carolina Rams ramsy and the Clemson Tiger okay then we’ve got the Houston Cougars and the Oakland bear ah the golden Grizzly that’s an interesting one then we’ve got the uh bull who [ __ ] Y and the Blood

Hound from Tennessee you want to put the bll through right now I would love to put the bull through right now all I would love to put the bear through right now one more look at one more look at the Cougars what the [ __ ] are they dumb names

Uh that’s the boy and girl right you’re the boy and girl yeah uh sh Shasta and Sasha right what a dumb [ __ ] name although I think it has something to do there’s some historical thing for there like they’re pretty cute they’re pretty cute I like the head I like the whiskers

Whiskers are good probably best whiskers we’ve seen so far but don’t forget how [ __ ] good this was the bare head is really good the bare head is and it’s got what hands and feet situation y it’s got uh big big old Paws it’s got the little nby tail

Yeah I I I think Oakland think it’s [ __ ] I think it’s the bear Sor cougars think it’s Oakland I fought for you but not that hard so we got we got bear and bull as a final four match up other side we’ve got the owl who wins one last year

Versus versus the king fisher which is let have a look at the king fisher I I have the owl in my head well you will yeah cuz it’s the [ __ ] winning champ um see the components of the king fisher football hands good head feet are good like feeter or

Actual uh bird is he like I I like the like cuz he’s like fluffy down to the knee and then bird legs yep yeah I think he his ta he’s got a big tail bird feet bird feet there he is putting on putting onook Bo adorable uh hooker boots trying to feed a

Squirrel it looks pretty good what do you think head’s good I like the color yep oh he’s going to kill that baby tiger H how do you like that how like them apples I uh I’m I’m very torn I don’t I don’t know what my thoughts are It’s Tricky It’s Tricky I think

They’re both really good I think they are I think they might be my two of my like they might be my two favorite mascots the the king fisher is no pants so you get to see more of him yeah that’s true uh this owl’s is oh yeah

He’s got legs there but he’s mostly wearing football pants yeah uh I guess unless he’s doing basketball games and he wears shorts but it looks like he’s mostly yeah wearing football pants strongest feature for the owl is the wing arms Wing arms are excellent and the Tail’s really good too the tail

Tail’s very big yeah oh this one’s are doing a second coin toss I think it’s a coin toss and was the no what was the one in the coin one had a big head and one had a big oh was the dragon and something uh dragon

And yeah someone with a big head no no don’t start flipping I haven’t wait was it this owl was it in the women’s tournament I think it I think it wasn’t I think it was in the men’s oh maybe this might be the second coin toss on

This [ __ ] okay so again heads Al has got a massive head and Tails King cuz they got a tail sure Perfect all right here we go new champs Tails new champs baby king fisher in reigning champ defeated in the Elite 8 bam number three Illinois uh then we got the North

Carolina Rams East the RAM and we’ve got uh North Carolina we got Rams e Ram no give me the [ __ ] Instagram thank you and we’ve got the Clemson Tiger so the Ram’s good not amazing I’m I think the Tiger’s also good not amazing they are they are in fact both

Good not amazing I think either one is losing I think either one is losing to the king fisher I’ll I’ll say the tiger I believe I will say the tiger as well to the shock of many yeah Ramsey just has R is fine like but he he’s cartoony face

And no tail Al no and running shoes and running shoes Okay Clemson’s in we have a final four we got a final four we’ve got number three Illinois number six Clemson number 14 Oakland and number eight Utah State okay I well I think we both said here’s the problem Oakland and

Utah should be the final well I think that kind of happened last year yeah they should be the final but we said kingfish over tiger yeah so now King in the finals depends if we do bear this this bear versus bull or bull who [ __ ]

Oh it’s the stock bar get bearon ball ah nice oo it’s hard th this might also end up being a coin flip let me see that bull I think it’s going to be hard for me to vote against the bull what I because if you go against him he’s gonna

Try and [ __ ] you yeah oh no I want you to All State I think that bull might [ __ ] me uh big big blue against uh oh yeah I had to look it up because they don’t have Instagram for their [ __ ] mascot you cowards so the Bear’s real good the Bear’s got an

Excellent head it’s got a little bear tail it’s got bear feet let’s see big blue so big blue I mean big blue looks awesome has human hands football player hands ah he does have football player hands but he does which I think we forgot about he’s got hooved feet

Sometimes not always but sometimes and like furry shoulder oh yeah let’s let’s see some various feet let’s see so like there’s those are shoes to look like look like Hooves yeah but then I think it sometimes he does have more hooved looking oh even like

More more than I think I saw one uh that I would like to see oh no maybe it’s just the shoes Okay the shoes look like it but they’re just like one piece kind of look like hoof shoes yes now he does have he’s got the furry shoulders are cool like gray for

On the shoulders and blue on the rest three uh things so yeah so he’s got football player hands yeah uh he’s got a tail got a tail he’s pretty good he’s pretty and he like he absolutely [ __ ] although the bear [ __ ] too honestly bear can do the [ __ ] it

Wants uh yeah I I don’t I’m not crazy about the shoes now that I’m seeing them from the side yeah but that I mean at least they tried they tried um I think if he just had better hands the hand man if the hands were hoofy or something

Yeah or just not football player gloves just not gloves just not football player gloves um okay so we got a good look at him I’m leaning towards the bear I think I think the bear is exent head is so good and it just the fact like the the B it looks

You know what it reminds me of it reminds me of super Grizz yeah but like like the fact that it’s all one piece like it’s not bits and pieces like the arms are all one piece the legs are all the feet are the feet are great uh can I see

Hands pads oh and Claw little claw tips see it’s the bear think it’s the bear it’s the bear bear versus King Fisher and guess what bear king fisher I have I have a winner I don’t know if you have the same Winner’s that goddamn king fisher

Again do want know who my winner is no I don’t okay let me look at the king fisher again you can look at the king fisher uh why is this so hard oh man oh man I don’t I’m going bear I’m going bear Bear’s my winner hey you got your

Predator your big Predator two Predator wins look at that I mean who cares about the women in sign I mean normally no one but was a tiger so I do care number 14 Oakland Oakland your lock of the week your shuing of the week call your bookies

Tell them the worst year of your of Our Lives told you to bet it all on number 14 Oakland over number three Illinois in the championship game and in the woman’s bracket you got number nine Princeton over number 14 Eastern Washington I that’s how I see it going

Top seeds who gives a [ __ ] ones twos threes fours get them the [ __ ] out of how so many ones were immediately I like a 14 and a 13 being in the final four of the women’s 100% and a 14 and an eight being in the final four of the men’s

Bracket well you know Purdue it’s a it’s a person like all those top seed things that are like the big schools all have trash [ __ ] mascots trash mascots so take put take it to the bank call your bookie somebody call my mama the uh Oakland Golden Grizzlies and the Princeton

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