LIVERPOOL vs MAN CITY: Combined XI! (2024)

Jurgen and Pep choose their Combined XI. Who will make it in?
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-Liverpool vs Man City Combined XI -Fit players only? -Fit players only.  -You don’t stand a chance! You’ve got  more injuries than we have FFP charges!  -Haha! -Oh no…  -What’s the matter? -I’ve just realised…  this is the last time we’ll ever do this… -Gasp  -Waaahahahaaaa -They cannot – they  

Cannot replace you. They cannot. -Oh, and there was me thinking   you actually meant it… -Goalkeeper -Ederson all day..  He makes more saves than a paranoid gamer… He makes more world class passes   than Kevin De Bruyne… And he’s had 115 fewer   injuries than Alisson Becker… -Ja, but does he have a  

Cute little fluffy beard like Caomihn Kelleher? I think not…  -We should pick Kelleher because  of his fluffy little beard?  -Absolutely! -But what about his incredible shot-stopping?  -Fluffy little beard -His incredible distribution?  -Fluffy little beard -And his incredible success rate in 1-v-1s?  -See! Pep praised him more than his own goalie! -What?! 

-It has to be Kelleher! -I’ve been tricked!  -442oons verdict – Ederson -Oh, but the fluffy little beard… -Right-back – or inverted full back  or wherever they play these days…  -Kyle Walker Lightning pace,   tenacious tackling and he’s almost got as many  winners’ medals as he does sexual partners! 

-Ja, but does he have cute  little fluffy chin hair like  Conor Bradley? -Your reverse psychology won’t   work this time, Jurgen! -Damn!  -442oons verdict, Kyle Walker -STOP BEING FLUFFY LITTLE FACIAL HAIR-PHOBIC! -Centre-backs -Final some first-team choice players!  Van Dijk and Konate. Van Dijk is quite  

Simply the best centre-back in the league. -Plus – he has a cute little fluffy goatee!  -YES PEP!!! He does have a  cute little fluffy goatee!  -But I’d rather have John Stones  -Ha! You’re just saying that  coz Virgil turned you down  -No I’m not! I’m saying that because  I’ve never seen Virgil play centre-back, 

Centre-midfield and number 10 – IN THE SAME GAME! -Come on – Stones has just about had the   same minutes as Thiago this season. -In one move Stones goes from Burnley   Beckenbauer to Burnley Busquets to Burnley Bergkamp!  -He’ll be going to the Burnley  Burns Centre when Darwin roasts him. 

-And don’t forget Ruben Dias and  his cute little fluffy beard!  -442oons verdict – Dias and Van Dijk. -Fine, Stones can have the free role in midfield -Left-back!  -Oh Andy Andy! Andy Andy Andy Andy Robertson! -Oh Nathan Ake! Ake! Ake! Ake! Ake… son! 

-Has Ake ever pushed Messi in  the head? No. Robbo is clear.  -Well… Has Robertson ever had dreads?  -What? -No. Ake is clear.  -Fine… Robbo is clear on both.  -442oons verdict, Andy Robertson -Well done Jurgen. This insightful   tactical analysis is exactly why  football fans come to 442oons. -Midfielders -Like our trophies in 2023,  

This is going to be a clean sweep! Rodri and his high waisted super shorts!  Bastardo Silva! And the ginger   messiah of Manchester, Kevin De Bruyne! -I am a big fan of Kevin’s cute little   fluffy ginger facial hair. -Yes Jurgen!  -But that midfield is nothing compared  to the epic might of Endurance Endo! 

Mega Mac Allister  And Super Szlobo – er – Super Szoblo  – *A-Hem* Super Szobobols – ARGH!  -He can’t be in the team if  you can’t pronounce his name!!!  -I can pronounce it! *a-hem*  Super Sz – ergh … I’ve got it!  Endurance Endo! Mega Mac  Allister and Devastating Dominik! 

-442oons verdict … -WAIT!!! I forgot John Stones!  -Rodri, De Bruyne and Mac Allister -NOOOOOOOOO!! Stop being Burnleyphobic! -Forwards -Diaz, Salah and Nunez  Or as I like to call them, The Three Cute  Little Fluffy Facial Hair Musketeers!  -Darwin? No way. He’s more erratic  than a kid with ADHD on a sugar rush. 

-Offensive. -Doku, Foden and Haaland.  -Doku? The anorexic Adama Traore? Some of the contestants on The Apprentice   have a better end product than him. -Haha  -By the way, can we have Phil Foden’s number? -What for?  -To discuss a transfer -Phil Foden is not for sale! 

-Not Phil – we were hoping to  sign Ronnie Foden, his little boy!  -HAHAHA. -He may be 4, but we’ll start him in the FA Cup.  -HAHAHA – you may as well, it’s only United. -HAHAHAHHA  -AH, I’m going to miss you Jurgen -Really? 

-They cannot- they cannot replace you – they cann -Oh shut up Pep  -442oons verdict … Foden, Salah and … John Stones! -WHAT?  -YES 442oons! -Only joking … Erling Haaland!  -Not a single strand of cute little fluffy  facial hair in sight. This is a disgrace. -THE FINAL XI -Hey Pep,  

About we pick a Cute Little Facial Hair XI?  -Let’s do it! -WAGWAN! Hit like on this video. Do it.  Or I’ll call you Lionel Messi  and whack you in the head! -Let me know your combined XI in the comments! And don’t forget to subscribe for more stupid   football cartoons! Adios!