BIG G – RYAN HALL “FASTEST GOAL EVER ” – NON LEAGUE FOOTBALL EP 44: Croydon FC vs Cockfosters

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At the moment we’re on for a treble and playoffs yeah so let’s make sure we get out there the warm Up’s good we start fast and we bury them obviously I don’t like talking about other games but we’ve got another semi-final on Tuesday night let’s get our job done let’s go and hit

Them early today and make sure that we can get off the pitch with no injuries and make sure that we we rested up for Tuesday night you met young aen yeah I let good kid didn’t he yeah wants to get involved with media and stuff like that

So you’re with the right guy you’re trust me yeah yeah how are you feeling about to Dani um it’s just one game at a time for us what we do got the giraff back in the building two games in a row three GES two games mgu

Yeah the wor thing is yeah George I know why you’re grumpy so just let the people know In This Moment In Time what’s actually going on in your football life not personal life your football life it goes It goes you [ __ ] see that Rel Oh I got sent off last week um for a punch sent the footage to the fa to show them what what actually the incident was nowadays Common Sense has left the room because if you get Center for a punch and it’s a push how the [ __ ] does it stand excuse my

Language hey relax relax relax so now I’ve got to miss three games and if the game don’t go ahead tomorrow I end up missing the London cup semi-final so this is a London senior trophy today but the London cup uh semi-final for the Dons man I’ve learned how to to take

Abuse from the stands I’ve learned how to take abuse from behind my goal I’ve learned how to listen to people on the pitch chat and rubbish here a man says suck your Momo and all this stuff and you still even within that moment you still managed to keep just enough about

A cool head because you just know what it would do for the team but I’ve still been punished and yet if you to look at the footage you see how many other people done exactly what I had done and got no punishment you again I’m Big G

Who cares no no [ __ ] sympathy bro we move if you had had the time machine now and said to yourself at the beginning of the Season You’ be in we’re in Three semis right two sem and a quarter would you believe yourself um maybe because I I’m believe that what

What I do as a person I’m a winner perhaps to Kent senior we wouldn’t have thought we would have got so far in um you know be baring in mind that’s mainly step five sides um you know having wible Tuesday night that’ll be a big big test

Tell man how many tackles reing today you’re going to get man the bench first yeah oh you’re the bench oh no hope not t that yeah you get the Match Pack why do you not know who’s stting and who’s that why do you not prepared I keep it always

Late late that I’m I’m giving you the the the eye view of the viewer in it so they don’t know in it trying to keep it authentic trying to keep it authentic they don’t know let me not spoil it Leto it it’s like me coming in and saying our

Pals you’re going to score to me so the question have you seen it yeah sharper going to cat he just G me he’s giving me a nice thumbnail you know form right now naturally bro warming up still you a even day war warm that’s a that’s a

Fre how you doing you’re all right yeah man I was I was just saying to you man you’re looking good man you’ve been you’ve been training man I’ve been getting ready for the final I you know what I mean being assistant manager I can just pick myself so get myself fit

Lost a couple of stones so yeah I just I play the final so you say final you’re going to come and score 100% but you know if you do that what’s going to happen is it yeah if he brought me on I know I’d come on 100% and it would be something World

Cross it would be it would it wouldn’t be from 25 it be F 40 again yeah the Quan’s done some mad goals there’s been quite a few mad goals yeah but there’s still nowhere near M this guy’s been scoring as well him yeah like the cameras you don’t

Look at Stats no more I don’t need to I come say how much how many of us scored are you scored you scored six 10 assist you know what it is it’s I expect you miss games you miss games I haven’t I’ve been here no not every week I I was at

The last game you SC remember you with that what what te bro don’t even try It Let the FB we did the talking bro who are you you know’s going have more to say than I this is our day so our blood our thickness you killed you done More’s actually done more talking than me know Lads as I said yeah there’s not

Many games we are going to play where we can repay theing fans today’s that game yeah where we can biggest game for myself last I can’t tell you it’s aing final no matter what standard it is it’s a [ __ ] final lovely day out and everything we need to work for each

Other my thing is this year we we’ve got an opportunity to actually do something special this season the reason why I say that is a semi-final today is a statement of how we’re going to go in on Tuesday you have to be consistent we’ve been consistent over the last few games

After we had our blip so let’s stick to the things that make us work Fred presses James has to be strong Rufus clears his line Sammy gives us the quality Ryan Palmer and arrest do what you do best big effort as always ready 3 2 1 thumbnail spoiler alert this ain’t

The pro game this is not league and here’s your M deal hey what the hell no no hey what the hell no no oh my goodness we have just witnessed one of the most cracking goals you’ll see in your life Ryan Hall Palace Arsenal Le Mar on his CR and home debut

A goal created by Zeus delivered by Hercules don’t forget the light out for today’s episode 10 million youing because it just kicked off me did you not see that no of course I didn’t [ __ ] hell just SC from the kickoff [Applause] this is a goal for the record books it’s

Recorded at 2.31 seconds from 50 yards out I didn’t even know you was allowed to shoot from the halfway line yeah sh us to go you didn’t even see it I just come out you didn’t even see it I’ll see what we’re all thinking surely the Guinness World Records are

Going to be getting in contact cck cost’s game plan’s going to out of the window we all know that but the game’s still on and it’s an early strike it’s been denied by Big [Applause] G get it yeah I’ll go I’ll get wow what a moment I I can’t stop thinking about

It that Ryan Hall goal has got to be one of the clutch moments of the series Big G focuses on his distribution where he finds the Run of Fredo buser R Bassa earns a free kick and a trans earn some territory with the opposition gaffing Brian cfes coaching at TI his message

Would need to be precise reorganize equilibrium of this taiy how is that goal possible what the opposition try and figure out whether that goal should have stood we’ve thrown the wild giraffe up there and he’s got his head to it first it’s off the Chopsticks we’ve all

Witness cup comebacks oh co C Fosters have found themselves down to an early lead but challenges battles all over the park are going to dictate what happens next choice of language is just horrid it’s definitely a foul lucky to not get in a book don’t listen to that look at his

Face you know he’s don’t listen to that bush there the two sides haven’t met before to my knowledge homeside cin is the nickname TRS [ __ ] Foster’s nickname is the [ __ ] anyway Ryan H has the TR he done it on his left can he do it on his

Right he went he really went for the quickest goal backed up to a goal with a high trajectory as Alex song and JB clash in the middle of the park referee I can guarantee it wasn’t intentional it’s not that kind of player dare don’t dare nearly 20 minutes in and the

Discussions are ongoing has H Ryan hul beating the Guinness World Record 1 seconds is the fastest goal ever in history how long would that that was we got who we got hey the aways side believe they can build some momentum down the left hand Channel Ryan Palmer reminds him that he’s

There behind it incredibly harsh decision from the official Ryan Palmer gets punished for being an amble Gambler referee hey one down here that’s man hey consistency the weight of the YouTube subscribers on his shoulders he hits the wall the followup is blocked as well C and clear now we’re down the other end

Atine bumber ass can’t use that kind of language bleep the bits before Chris Alex song sticks to his tasks I te remain strong he plays it where to Ryan Palmer Ryan Palmer tradem Mark step over and he’s brought down referee here’s what a real number seven looks like rp7 he steps

Up a centipede away from hitting the target 36 minutes in and the Cox number nine do you know what I’m going to call them roosters I don’t feel comfortable using this language he’s been starved to service so he’s done well to get him some territory call me childish or naive

Because I don’t want to use that word in my vocabulary I know it’s the last stop in the pck a Dilly line Big G clashing with a line we’ve got to surely protect our players let alone the skipper the moral of the story is last week I was

Sent off for reacting this week I’ve not done that the Lord said in Matthew if anyone slaps you on the right cheek turn to them the other cheek accusations of a penalty are absolved you your first team [ __ ] off football has a funny way of bringing different communities together Kenny

Never spares his words and nether is the 10 today if you want to push and pull about we can all push and pull about serious [ __ ] hell rp7 The Trusted Steed looks up delivers it into the 18 Yard Box Jordan Anderson Rises first atine terrific save to his left it

Goes through the bodies and the keeper reacts well a semi-final that hasn’t really had go mouth action because it’s been so St and St it’s been foul tackle foul consistently get up get up IGN that tram’s wild giraffe decides to take the S GTI into his own hands he pumps it

Further than hly definitely did in the first half abasa misses he’s inside the area surely that’s got to hit the target an opportunity to go two to win at halftime I’m going to have to call a friend Chris tan hello everybody I’ve seen enough jokes in here what is it I

Love about Charlie pattino it’s his composure and his choice tack a use the Bobby bobler pitch to your advantage as it bounces and let your HO connect on the spine of the bone in a downward motion it’s the advice I give Harry Kane when we were growing up will Spurs win

Anything apart from the AI cup no Jks oh cover the domination continues from the the home side eager to secure a place in their first final there hasn’t been silver Weare for 12 years CH I’m not my thought it was James atine who struck it see Fosters managed to clear seems a long time ago now but when

I was in college there was a unit in sports psychology understanding the difference between Type A and type B aggression and the people more laidback the 10 found himself really probably a nice guy off the pitch but right now he’s demonstrating the traits of a a aggressive ambitious and two competitive

He also finds himself to be an amble Gambler Ryan hul continues to take us back to Ellen Road and sellur Park The Fosters Waka does well to K out and it leads to the eight actually playing a half decent ball down the line the seven Jacks is it and now we’ve got

The nine in the foot race with Ryan Palmer rp7 brought down and we’re at that time in the episode with the referees go for their tea break what was AI in a car call during the ’90s Brum ah for job I don’t give a [ __ ] look look look ding donging dly wake up

Everybody we just got the official J the go 5 Seconds it might be the good book of record 2.1 2.1 refere that was un we can’t come back in the same score we need to have more goals we don’t want to concede either you getting a lot of joy in the Box

You we need smart movements offer them to though when it’s in the box cuz they’ve got like four people behind them they need someone to that run and break off there was an article this week I don’t know if you saw it from the wit game saying that he believes us against

Them there’s no favorite yeah because the quality in our dressing room the senior players we have in our dressing room okay and that we woulding have a go in the top seven in the pr I’m disappointed in a couple of things today I’m disappointed in our decision making

I’m just point our quality on the ball we’re giving the ball away okay and I feel like they look like they’re up for a cup final today and we’re almost H he put us ah head straight away and almost like we’re now shooting down towards our supporters yeah let’s give them s

Cheer about and I sent s in the group this morning poor old supporter yeah who’s in [ __ ] Hospital would love to be here today yeah that’s the sort of thing that I’m at this football club for yeah people like that that come [ __ ] way to support you boys yeah any anying

Expenses you might get comes from people like that that put a little bit in themselves yeah cuz they love C and they want us to do well for me boys we win one nil half a job done yeah you don’t see goals like that but the reality is

Without that goal it’s F nil nil yeah so we need to make sure that we go out there and we put this game to bed cuz I’ll tell you what boys you regret you w your ass off to get to where we are in the semi-final one up at half time full

Time you come in here when you a’t got a result it’ be the biggest regret I’ll tell you g g this week gunit is going to be for that little G that’s on its way I recently announced that I’ll be having a little baby boy or girl we don’t know

What the sex is but I’d like to thank every who’s been commenting on my post and wishing us luck I can guarantee that this child will have some future in the Don I can guarantee that the club has got a future with this little one being

Brought in to the world I thank God and I thank you for watching youit little ones on the way for your loving 3 6 foot 7 foot 8T tall we want Jordan to head the ball you’re brilliant you see stories nowadays of bull boys that have gone on

To do great things and they remember the Stars they took pictures with at the time C and Jem I through a goal he’s accused of being a bummer blood CL diver let’s have a second look at it tell SpongeBob to get his head out the way as

We finally get a clear view of aubameyang aama atine hitting the SE oh gosh he’s Hit the Floor outstanding touch from the 10 his name’s Adam Reed I’ll tell you when it’s good I’ll tell you when it’s bad it’s a bad challenge but the officials somehow decide it goes

To the cop Foster side they deliver on it’s a dangerous area when you’ve got a man that big Ryan Ashley Palmer blocks it sorry for saying his full name Fredo Bassa his name just it just rings off your tongue it’s easy to say Palmer settles us down gets his head up plays

It into rofus who panics and clears it the ball works out atine too strong atine too strong too quick too flare the two one but second find pinned ever here he is first goal for the tram he’s actually CLA weer and he’s got dreads never judge a book by his cover

Not once have I ever heard him say we not have that but I’m going to tell you something we’ve got ourselves a goal so we got that we go again Rufus receives it from GL uian Evans and finds himself dumb stuck the nine pounces on his mistake drives down

The line he’s got plenty of green grass but so does the giraffe he’s wild he’s tall and he won’t be beaten for Pace terrific defending from Anderson the skipper the dark horse in the Bundesliga this season has been by Leverkusen shabby Alonzo’s side has just been incredible and I’ve been studying them

Their style of play recognizing their rotation in the thirds I’ve looked and I’ve seen four players jumping that’s led to us being able to break through in three passes we’re through in their back line and the foul isn’t given but that’s football for you Ryan h a man of great experience

Flicks it through to Sammy and we’ve got questions of what happens when you make contact with a player and you don’t get the ball it’s an unbelievable through Pass from Hall and Samy’s brought down in the [Applause] area JY decides to make a change the

Verbal assist for H’s go JB is off and the governor’s on we’re 29 minutes away from the final whistle so it’s too early to count our blessings the difference between the two sides is one one side looks more prehistoric and the other one looks like spring chicks but what comes with having

An older side is experience cck Fosters have struggled to find a way through today with you comes enthusiasm and a battery that never runs out they’re willing to run they’re willing to press everything even if they don’t really have an idea a ball in behind gets

Cleared by Big G and it goes straight into the most experienced man on the pitch we’re talking championship and high and he seen him the T should be and is working on X shells now this just in police officers in Lancaster Pennsylvania were asking people to be on

The lookout for a man who robbed a store and I think yeah yeah I think we do we do have his descript can we take that let’s take his description that’s right Charlie he’s robbed you of 11 verse 11 that young man has showed his

Youth back to the studio this is the guy they’re uh they they wanted people in psylvia to be out on the lookout for a return to the squad for chimer and a light gym session for juli what some of you at home know the key difference between being a

Goalkeeper and an outfield player and that’s your levels of focus and concentration we in other positions you can learn to maybe switch off once or twice as a keeper you’ve always got to be focused it’s the jabby way rp7 and Evans play a quick one two

And he finds himself with time and space to deliver the goalkeeper comes out and drops it Little Red Riding Hood has been eaten by the Wolves this is a glorious opportunity for C to secure a final the first time since Joy was actually in his playing days the tender AG of 22 rp7

Steps up and here he is the man you can trust The Trusted Steed he is on form right now things are going well for him on and off the pitch and his football showing it Ryan Ashley Palmer finish it finish it finish had this pass been played by

Kevin De Bru or Trent Arnold there’d be a pass combilation put together it’s a beautiful through ball to Fredo basa abasa hits it and it’s blocked and held well CH be Tuesday by Sam madise was criticized for having his own style of play it was called

Percentage football if you put a ball in the area enough times sooner or later it will lead to a mistake but the experience of the trams is led to nothing our precious innocent ball boys go from Brett Robertson Ashley Waters to sc25 top boy the Shane and

Suy cop Fosters they’re just not good enough thing because they they’re so honest and BR when a kid likes you they say it when they don’t like you they say it if we are stupid enough to play into a trap with an overload the opposite side we are going to let the players

Like Harvey the players at cam get trapped you know what you do there’s something about bringing a camera to a football match drama always happens are we going to see The Comeback of the century a rocky Salone moment it’s not about the size of the dog it’s

The fighting it [ __ ] Fosters get Evans off surely if they could get it down to 10v 10 Anything could happen in these last few moments istan it’s save by G and the followup has no one around the one thing about this pitches you can never trust the

Bounce if Ryan H’s go in the first two seconds in the game has taught us anything it’s this a middle finger is are halfway to a PE sign so let’s show them what it means to play against croon at home the goalkeeper’s gone from witness to almost being considered an accomplice it

Surely cop Fosters couldn’t have dreamt the worst way to play in a semi-final but this young man hasn’t given up on the task he’s been brought on and he’s using this as a chance a platform to show his talent dragon and Redbridge the referee’s about to do it

He’s about to confirm Caden are into the London senior trophy cup final taken Center will never be the same again after right H’s goal in the first two seconds but most importantly will it make the Guinness World Record books now you know that the skipper Big

G is going to be in a cup final with cden are you going to attend if so make sure you subscribe and keep up to date the light count for today was 10 million I weren’t playing give me those lights you thank you we’re going to put a car and find out if

You two is the fastest 21 yeah so we’re really surely F we going to the finals yeah my first was who you think of the game it was really good actually of the match who’s man of the match who’s man of the match uh I

Think I’ve never seen a go like in my life who I told you we do we do the build after the man look at this when I came to this football club this man asked me to do one thing he said he wants silverware we’re one step away 3 2

1 first heyy shut your mouth hey first first things first I want to thank the B boys for coming out today superb for the under n thank you thank you everyone I’m going to keep it nice and sweet all right we’re going to go and celebrate in there

But listen we’re one step away from a cup final yeah the boys today absolutely super first one on YouTube we get we’ll enjoy this one we’ll get going again but listen get in there ho yeah what that was ridiculous that that disrupted my whole mind I I

Was like where’s the hunger now cuz you just done and SLA I was at the camera at least you got up in the I you just see I know you’re going to try rep the scy signing didn’t it you’re doing all right man yeah doing all right you see

That it sa into the final man that’s sick sick man good work yeah we got done man most intelligent man in in Sund league league careful when you might get registered see you next week Mother got in There Oh