18 holes battle golf let’s gooo

so this is the second to last game before my op and wow first 9 wow wow wow second 9 wow wow wow both nines are wow wow wow for different reasons watch and enjoy me getting pulled through the trenches😂😂😂😂😂😂✌️

For the up let’s see what we can do score to beat 85 46 and 39 85 it is windy as [ __ ] it’s windier than it was the other day but let’s just go let’s just go have a drinking Me Out Chocolate I’m going to clean me ball off cuz I’m going to use

The ball that I used last time if you remember that one with the red dots on it’s just riffy as [ __ ] so I need to clean it off yeah I have a few swings in my club smoke a cigarette and off we go I’m going to let Tony uh look say hello bu

Bless her love you so we chil I’ll tell you that that wind is cold it’s bloody C me but we can take it cuz we’re tough you know what I mean we’re Tough right we’re playing about 320 yards 320 odd yards right but it dog legs hard that Way I’ve never had a practice swing or nothing but we’re just going to go with it you know what I mean do you know what I mean I know what I mean hey the ball is a t Me 3 got that’s all over with

Me I’m going to take a 4 off the first day I don’t need to go very far me 180 y down the Fairway but the wind’s right in my face so I’m going to try and keep it Low let’s try and find somebody else’s tee oh just got use one of my own So today is my last day before my up man thank you for being here filming baby going off the white te’s folks as we always do te there so I’ll keep now I literally have wind directly in my face first few swings of the day just warm

Myself up a little bit and I just want to put this if I can put this straight down the Fairway we good my body is a bit tight from all the training that I’ve been doing on Tik Tok for the last few days seems a bit tight we’ll loosen up as we

Play but we’ll go with it try and get this straight down the Fairway that wind is strong so soon as it goes up it’s good the wind’s going to stop it Dead can’t see lost in the Sun I lost that as soon as it went in the air it felt like it went straight down the middle but I ain’t got a [ __ ] clue a clue I lost it think you didn’t see that neither that should be about 180 yards down the Fairway

Somewhere but we’ll have to find out when we get there cuz I didn’t I lost that as soon as it went in the air like as soon as it went off got Lights can you forist just while I go cuz I’m going to drop my Drink Drink that Chocolate I’m Not I don’t know where the [ __ ] Is could be down here somewhere The same problem today as last time there when it on certain holes cuz the sun’s so Bright now it shouldn’t have gone long even though on a normal day with no wind a PO own would be long that should have wind should have stopped It Is See Anywhere Trust me first of the sunlight I couldn’t see it [ __ ] couldn’t see where it went in the air it’s obviously not g [ __ ] straight could have gone long My the only problem that folks I’m not bothered shot I’m not my eyes are already watering to [ __ ] man the wind is so strong at least one true feel at least one true feel knows where that Ball’s going that’s not a ball there is

It is that a ball there that I can see the top of here what yeah stay There that’s it’s a flow thing in it I just Dr in that wind’s heavily in my face here heavily Right take a nice easy 79 [ __ ] my eyes are watering man that wind is so strong First all let’s get all the niggles out we got 17 more to go I’m going to think about it too much I’m just going to let my swing kind of Click itself yeah don’t matter let carry on perseverance I’m not sure what happened then but something happened then first all need

To get them out the way as quick as possible need to get them out of the way as quick as possible now I don’t know what I’m doing doing something and just trying to figure it out I’m trying to figure this [ __ ] [ __ ] out right relax D relax relax

Relax I’ve got some on a lump of grass here which is not going to make this like a lump of mud which is really not going to make this easy shot I catch that mud it’s just going to go nowhere stand up a little bit Straighter it’s getting this right you know where I don’t stand up too Straight it again straight back at me look at that I think I’m standing up too straight to the ball now oh my god oh my god well that’s better the bunker not long enough but at least I got the [ __ ] thing in the air Jesus Christ five just before the green

I’ll need the same Club I been I was standing up too I know what I’ve been doing standing up too far cuz obviously like everybody knows I’m watching me play right we’re in firm conditions normal conditions the way that I go down to the ball is not a problem because I don’t take like loads

Of ground with it cuz it’s not I mean if you look at this obviously it’s very wet so I have to stand up further in these conditions which I found out last week yeah so I’ve started this round knowing I’ve got to stand up more and I’ve been

Standing up too much I’m basically standing up too [ __ ] much yeah so I’ve been stood up I’ve been standing up too much I’ve only just figured that out so now I’ve got to get that balance between as I would normally stand and standing literally that much more up but

Stand any more more up that I’m going to catch the top of the ball very hard for me this very hard because I can’t just normally my feet are this wide and I’m here and I’m very firm based right I can’t do that cuz I will catch the

[ __ ] ground so I’ve kind of got to narrow my stance and stand up a little Bit this a dodgy little shot dodg you little shot I’ve got to make sure catch is clean Open my face a little bit just like That I think I’ve got it straight away it’s cost me a few shots on this hole but I think I’ve got it straight away at least it’s only cost me one hole we’ll see on the next hole but I think I’ve got it straight away I think it’s cost

Me this one hole and I think now I’ve got it the correct stance For Eight on the first do sure it was one four 5 6 78 worst first hole I’ve had in a while now I’ve had a seven on this hole but I haven’t had an eight so now battle goal commences hello everyone wind in my face again hard dragging it left this is only about 165 yards but with that wind it’s going to play more

Like 185 that wind is so [ __ ] Strong normally take a 7 I’m going take a 6 but I think a five iron might be too much I don’t know the wind’s very strong though man I’ll know from this shot though now for the rest of the game if this don’t reach and it lands short yeah

I’m I’m clubbing up two clubs because the wind’s that [ __ ] strong whenever it’s in my face see what I mean look at That I can’t touch the floor like that can’t touch the floor at all I turn right cuz this is going to come left hard left I hit it straight it’s going be hard Left This is going to move hard left def straight battle golf Comm now again it’s fine go all the way down there toed them stood up too high stood up too [ __ ] high it’s cuz I’m scared to catch the [ __ ] ground [ __ ] I’m still up too high man I’m right down by the green but I was still up too

[ __ ] high man way too high I caught middle of the ball I didn’t even get under the [ __ ] sake man this is cuz the last week I was down too low and I kept sitting the ground you can remember this the last round right and now I’m standing up too high

Because I don’t want to touch the ground and it’s getting that middle ground man I swear it’s getting it took me [ __ ] what was it about 8 hours last week to get that middle ground let’s see if I can [ __ ] bring it a bit quicker this week [ __ ] hell man come on Dny if the ground was solid in the summer you’ll see I don’t have to worry about none of this the ground’s always [ __ ] solid as a rock and I can take a little bit of ground with my blades they cook through literally like his butter they cut through it like it’s [ __ ]

Butter and you end up taking that much [ __ ] ground with every Shot right here’s the first day CH and run of the day let’s see how good these are I said to you didn’t on my tea work my puty my put okay my tea work and these kind of shots if I can get my tea work on and these shots on I’ll be

Good put Sign down there’s something from there shot that was a nice nice eight8 iron low hard which I played it for that I played it like a putt yeah that a nice shot gives me a chance at P give me a Chance my eight time’s Good My putting I feel confident with today so I should one put or two what I feel very confident over the ball pting today when everything else is going wrong us works for me I swear I’m always good at putting but confidence is not always perfect on the put but I feel confident

Today yeah I feel confident today that first hole has made it very hard because it always pies me at least four holes the W it’s made it way more difficult for me but I don’t care good challenge one shot over one it was last week yeah so it’s not going brilliantly but I

Don’t care you get to see every [ __ ] up every mistake every good shot on camera that’s the that’s the whole idea in It drive on this one drive Out that first hole man D I’m just going to stand as I normally stand because I’m picking this up from my normal height so I do not need to change the way that I stand with my driver or my 3 wood all my five wood I’m going to pick this ball up from

My normal [ __ ] driving height so doesn’t stand exactly how I normally Would my last 18 come on no matter how you start Bo how you Finish I don’t know it’s a good drive so I’m not sure it’s up there I’m not sure what’s happened when it’s it’s either listen either bounce forward or bounce right Yeah all right tough luck yes Clint how you doing yes just a normal guy oh Sean listen um all right pack all right Big Bear all right waser so I’ll explain what’s going on so last time I played which was about four or five days ago yeah right I was

Playing and because of my normal stance I kept catching the ground because I always come underneath the ball but it’s really wet just kept catching bad diver bro so obviously I’ve come this week now and I’m like he took me about eight holes you know to get my stance to the

Right height yeah about eight holes bro of going through this I’m only one sh in I went ring 46 for the first nine and 39 for the back nine chalk and cheese last week um but yeah basically I’ve come this week now and I’ve stood way further up because I

Didn’t want to catch the ground at all and I’m standing too far up if I go down to my normal height yeah I’m going to hit the ground if I stand too far up I’m going to catch the top of the ball I’ve got to get that middle

Ground um I won’t have this problem when it’s not soaking wet because even though I use blades yeah and they cut through the floor the kind of the floor is hard enough to stop them cutting too much but I always kind of take divot with all my

Shots anyway so in these conditions when it’s wet it’s a nightmare for me this is the time to beat me this is when I can be beat in these conditions with the people I play with in normal conditions I’m hard to be mate for the people I play with you know

What I mean I’m very hard to be we’re playing aggressive tough we’re playing aggressive but this shot now we’re going aggressive so I’ll put it right in the middle of the Fairway which I thought I would do yeah about 300 yards right so I’m right in the middle

300 yards I’ve got about winds behind me I’ve got about out One that looks like that looks like see with no wind that would be that looks about 160 it looks about 160 right I could take an eight iron and hit it hard and I hit an eight iron 150 With the Wind I think if I hit it hard I’ll

Carry it the 160 because I’ve got loads of wind behind me yeah but I think I’d be better taking a s iron I don’t know man I’m [ __ ] in between clubs here it’s an a iron full swing with power or I don’t know a you know something I’m feeling

Aggressive I’m going to take the eight iron let’s see if I can [ __ ] it I’m going to take the eight iron yeah babe I’ve got to wait for them to clear off the green I’m going to scooch down a little bit more hopefully I don’t end up taking no ground with it I’ve got I’ve caught everybody up now so I play quick in it so I’ve caught everybody up man so now it’s going to slow down for me I might not even get these 18 out you know by the end of the day but I’ll get as many hes as I can wi my

Stands rather than narrow I’m going to wide stand up a little bit more ticket come on Danny just catch the [ __ ] thing clean just catch the thing clean just catch it clean all we want that nice clean come on on Easy it I [ __ ] knew it straight in the bunker bastard bastard that’s in the bunker just before the flag bastard I still caught it I stood up too much man you know something I don’t know what’s good I’m going to have to stand back down to my normal height man I am

Standing caught that middle ball I didn’t even get underneath it didn’t get no height it went low and hard that’s not how I ate the ball I’m just going to I’m going to go listen I don’t know what this I don’t know what’s going on maybe I don’t know I I don’t

Know I don’t know I’m just going to keep persevering battle golf baby no matter how we play we do not stop we do not stop persevering every [ __ ] shot matters every shot matters until it becomes perfect and it will become Perfect come on D got to stop starting like this got to stop Starting I got it out But oh d d d Dy d d why do you keep doing this I’ve got to I have got to start practicing before I play I swear I didn’t I didn’t practice at all today not at all stay on to the first team I can’t do that I’ve got to start practicing I’m in a ditch here a I was I was in this stuff this mud nothing I can do about that I’m going to get this all out of the way and I need to have a word of myself it’s happening again same thing as last week exactly the same thing that [ __ ] as

Well [ __ ] me Man There f four five six over absolutely [ __ ] wi it come on man come on come On if there was ever a day for battle go your last [ __ ] 18 come on Look Come you can see a different sides of me now now I need to [ __ ] Focus right come on no more no [ __ ] more that’s it no more come on no more no More can’t go yet only way wind’s in my face but believeing this is going to Fly normal stance normal swing I take some ground I take some ground I don’t care I want to be lifting the ball in the air my just been out of M come Onate I’m going to make my swing a lot tighter now normal stance try and keep this [ __ ] straight they’re over 300 yards away now so I can go oh no hold on where’s he stopping Come on for [ __ ] sake man he’s going [ __ ] yard mind you the two BL down the green down there look like they’ve been on this all for about 25 minutes I’m never going to get this game finished now For put that right all right fine always good St folks you’re going to see a different side of me this live I have got to battle back you don’t understand I’ve got a battle back now now I’ve gone all serious no f For I Now You are through kind Of I I’m not going for the green here Folks by the way I’m just going to try and play just before the Green Get Five iron all five so first five five of the day five iron straight over the [ __ ] trees let’s just try and get a good connection hey let’s not try and top the [ __ ] ball I never top the ball this is so unusual I’ve changed my STS to deal with

[ __ ] conditions and it’s [ __ ] me Up there we go there we go I can’t see cuz I’m lost the Sun but I know that’s down the [ __ ] Middle there we go Dr the connection there prop the connection first one of the day first one of the day that’s two connections now one off the team the Ed went right a good 300 GI that was a good connection that one that’s two in a row thisone got third one in the Row I’ve got to wait cuz I’ve gone into battle golf mode tough luck and pack you know what mode I’m in right now I’m in mode right now mate I’ve got to get this [ __ ] back yeah so I’ve got into [ __ ] battle mode here proper battle mode I’m determined mode determined mode determined mode

Battle mode not angry not angry determined to get back old of this [ __ ] every time I play Just lately this is how it starts this is how it starts I’ve had enough of it yeah I’ve had enough of it I need to get hold of it I’m going to

Get hold of it right [ __ ] now mush right [ __ ] now the wind is extremely strong but [ __ ] the wind [ __ ] the wind I’m telling you I’m in mode right now I’m not angry I’m very determined Danny G determined now mate yeah B oh that wind is that [ __ ] strong it’s that [ __ ] strong right but that there is only 150 [ __ ] yards away but the wind is that strong it’s going to play like [ __ ] 70 yeah I’m not even joking maybe even 180 so from here normally it

Would be an 8 iron we’re going to go 6 iron cuz the wind is that [ __ ] strong grip it and make it a [ __ ] [ __ ] not even [ __ ] about no More all right all right just on the right side the green into the trees wind pulled that though not me nothing to do with me that that was all [ __ ] wind cuz the wind is that disgustingly Strong SL Hold up going take it up div it landed and just stuck straight in the quick sand you understand I’m not [ __ ] about now that was a good shot by the way with that 6 IR the wind just got all of the [ __ ] and took It oh the branches man I hit the [ __ ] Cranch [ __ ] sake man can I not get a bit Of By the way Folks play faster I’m my B gol right now Wor I’m got to wait for him to get on this green cuz I’ll probably driveing this green I’m got to wait for him to get on this Green I have to wait to B again then have to wait for to get on the green or in the back of the [ __ ] Head Here only 150 yards in front of me man green only like [ __ ] 300 yard away some not far not for someone who H the [ __ ] ball like me anyway so I got to be careful here in the back of the [ __ ] Head I’m going to rev this [ __ ] up oh by the way you’ll see the difference in my game right now that’s it done gone it’s just a shame that it took me the same [ __ ] amount of holes that it does every time just lately four

HS to warm up and I’m warmed up now and I’m determined as [ __ ] you do not understand every shot I played on that hole was a good shot even the chip to the green where it hit the tree branch if that wouldn’t have hit the tree

Branch she would have been right by the [ __ ] pin I know it yeah so every shot was a good connection so I’m back I’m [ __ ] back took me four rolls again now [ __ ] four rolls Again I think if you take the shots up [ __ ] me what is it 12 12 17 23 shots right so if you take the 23 shot shots up I think I need to hit 40 balls before I play every [ __ ] time and that is my new routine I need to hit

40 balls I mean to get all [ __ ] swings out of me to get myself comfortable to get myself [ __ ] hitting it I need to hit 40 balls and then I won’t have this problem no more oh come on guys oh I know they waiting for the GE

To get off the [ __ ] green but I w’t mind but they’re about 210 yards off the green they’re never going to get there like never like like never like I mean I I do mean never I might started off by but these Lads are having tens and tens and tens

And tens and tens so they’re never going to hit that [ __ ] G oh come on man for [ __ ] sake man every time I play a call though every time I play a course every [ __ ] time man every time come on they’re off the green now going they’re walking take a shot going to the next te take a shot 20 yards in front of

You bro go on do it I dare you I dare you to put that ball 20 yards in front of you go on I dare You he’s in the tree but you know something I don’t give a [ __ ] at least hit it [ __ ] 70 yards in front of him into the trees the [ __ ] got it in the air 70 yards I’ll tell you that man [ __ ] fair play got it in the [ __ ] air 70

Yards it’s in the trees but you got it in the Air he [ __ ] Brucey forze that mate proper Brucey for side that he probably give it some proper [ __ ] well with the old belly to him I was expecting wind is hard just left locally F perfectly straight which I will by the way watch this [ __ ] it’s amazing tough looking

Easter watch listen to this I know you love watching the battle golf right you love watching me go from playing [ __ ] to playing like a [ __ ] Pro and it’s going to be mad for you to watch now because it’s it’s like I think it’s a mental block bro because the first

[ __ ] four holes every single time every single [ __ ] time bro I can’t I struggle to hit the ball it’s like I’m changing things and you know what I mean I’m changing things because last time I did it I was hitting the floor this time I’m standing up further then I’m hting

The top of the ball and it’s like every [ __ ] time but I’m not taking no practice before I come on and I think I’ve got to take practice I think that is the problem I think I’ve got to practice before I come on bro I can’t

Just come on here and just dip the first [ __ ] ball like That I mean today theoretically I couldn’t have practiced because I picked T up from work and because of all the traffic and all the road works by the time we got here I probably ain’t going to finish this 18 hes you know what I Mean they’re up by the green somewhere than over there that got forward on on the go if it goes on the green I’ll shout I’ll shout him if you gets there I I’ll definitely shout him I won just let it hit him to me it looks like they might be on the

Green I think they’re on the green I can’t see them oh this is going to get prop of Beast moded up there Mate Not on the Green just before the green behind them little bushes I didn’t have to shout cuz it it’s not green it’s just before though good strike the wind move that twice as much as I thought he would right I’m back now I’m back to normal game now it took

It took me to proper Focus there folks to get that back because it was all going downhill you could see right so um the wind moved that [ __ ] hell 100 foot in the air I expected it to move it 30 foot so [ __ ] hell Jesus that wind is strong

Strong as an ARS man but the way you got to look at it mate is no hair bed you’re playing on the individual day you got to enjoy being out on the golf course cuz sooner or later I’m going to have my hand in a cast and I won’t be

Able to play so at least I’m out here playing mate but I’ll tell you there those first four RS they didn’t off stick something in my B mate I’m struggling to walk now talk about [ __ ] oh mate talk about stick cocking us them first four rolls mate and it’s

Every time I play doesn’t matter what course I play on it’s not usually that bad but it’s still like double Bogies Bogies double Bogies every [ __ ] time man it’s like I got a little mental block going on the first four rolls are just like a mental block

Never mind let’s pick it up now it’s windy as [ __ ] though oh it’s really windy I’m back to my cell phone now I can feel it my swing and everything I’m back to myself I think I just need to practice before I play um so yeah the greens just here

Look just here just there the green literally where them two blogs are stood there that’s the green yeah so I just got to go over these bushes onto the green yes was a it’s nice to watch me play Battle golf is it mate this is what people who watch

Me on a regular know that sometimes I play amazing sometimes it goes wrong and then I have to proper focus and that’s what we call battle golf around here so when Danny says R it’s time for battle Golf and I go that’s cuz I’m really like

Focused in then to get my [ __ ] together cuz it’s going wrong cuz it’s going [ __ ] wrong mush Yeah oh B ground look normal stance and that’s the problem [ __ ] I’m in a right position now mate I’m right in front of them [ __ ] trees that’s a [ __ ] oh no oh No God damn I cannot wait until the summer comes and this ground becomes firm I can’t Wait oh look at this folks look at this oh wow [ __ ] H how verely can I lift the ball but I suppose we’re going to find out now I’m on twigs and everything here there’s no way through I’m going to try and go over ah this is like vertically

M I’ve got to swing all the way through This there right next to the pin [ __ ] ELO I went through the top and caught the branches probably slowed it down to be Fair What me if I put this in it be the first [ __ ] part I’ve had of the Day Are you suck me by I will get a par we have to wait the wall now folks Again I should let me play through on the next door I reckon cuz I’m catching them that quick but they should let me play through I would imagine cuz I’m just catching them every single tea like you know what I mean so and having to wait 10 minutes on the Tea well it’s all going wrong today it’s all going wrong today um see Norm noral swing soft ground that’s what I was doing last week man catching the [ __ ] ground I sunk down to my normal level then and guess what I caught the [ __ ] ground that’s

What I’ve been trying not to do all day but by trying not to do that all day I’ve been catching the top of the ball and not lifting it I can’t wait till these conditions are gone man it’ be nice actually because it’d be a bit of a

[ __ ] that I’m going to have to have months off but when I do come back there won’t be none of this no more all the greens will be perfect all the te’s will be perfect it won’t be muddy it won’t be swampy it’ll be firm ground you know what I

Mean so yeah I’ve just got to persevere today I’m having I’m not even going to get to finish the 18 either normally I’d have the second nine to try and you know bring it back and I am very capable of doing that as you know right but I mean my man’s gone in

The pond yeah so he should have really let me play after T then but on the next all I’m going to catch him 100% I’m going to catch him again yeah so the should just let me play through I’ll ask him on the next I’ll say let can I just play through cuz

I’ll be gone in like seconds you know what I mean I’ll be Gone King Arthur couldn’t win this battle Fly Me to the Moon yeah it’s not going well Fly Me to the Moon mate it’s it’s going terrible absolutely terrible bro couldn’t go worse couldn’t have gone worse couldn’t be a worse start than what I’ve had but it’s one of them ones

Mate when it’s like this you’ve just got to persevere back in the day I would have lost my [ __ ] rag by now I would have proper lost my [ __ ] rag by now mate I would have gotten [ __ ] skits by now I’m telling you back in the day but I’ve

Realized that well last week 46 first nine 39 Back Nine so it’s like I am capable of ping every hole on this course but the problem is is The Kinks in my swing that I keep developing today I know what it is it’s the ground I’m scared of the [ __ ]

Ground bro and that sounds mad but because I I took so many divot last week and I I did so many shots of it like that one over there yeah right I’m now I’m like I’m scared to go down normally to the ball cuz I’m thinking I’m going

To catch the ground here I’m going to catch the ground it’s in my head I mean which is absolutely [ __ ] me over um the wind is very harsh as well like it’s harsher than it was last week this wind is stupidly strong which makes it

Even hard so but yeah I will I genuinely will warm up as we go on I should get a few pars now I would imagine but it’s been happening every week this for the last few weeks now the first holes that I play are [ __ ] horrible bro and it’s

Really costing me like really bad and it’s like something’s happened to me I’m not sure what it is like I’ve said to YouTube do you know what I think it is I think it’s the size I’ve put on I’m telling you I’m 5 heavier now than what

I was 7 weeks ago yeah and I’m telling you now that is the problem I don’t give a [ __ ] what anybody says I’m not coming around my hips enough I’m not my body doesn’t feel right I don’t feel right over the ball and I’m having problems

That I never have then the only thing I can put it down to is my size increase I can’t put it down to nothing else man I mean nothing else it’s like I don’t feel com over the ball apart from when I’m itting it off the [ __ ] tea do I mean

Or I’m putting but any like iron swing I don’t feel like I’m coming round enough I don’t feel I can get round my body enough and I don’t feel I can get round my body on my front swing enough it feels like I haven’t got as much

Mobility in my hips man that’s literally all it feels like this is why I hate putting on size this is the [ __ ] reason but I’m not putting on no more size now I’m not lifting every no more now I’ve decided that last night I’m not doing it cuz it’s ruining my golf game

Mate and it is proper ruining my game and it’s doing my nothing so I’m not doing it no more [ __ ] the size I don’t care about the size I don’t need the size I’m big enough so I think that’s got to be what it is I mean I don’t know

But it’s got to be what it is yeah Bab yeah I literally can’t think of anything else like honestly like when I swing backwards I don’t feel like I can turn my hips as much as I normally would I feel like I’m like restricted in my hip turn it don’t feel right nothing I can do about it I

Decided to put the [ __ ] size on I decided to put the size on big [ __ ] mistake it’s ruined my game man cuz it’s a big coincidence since the size has started going on my game’s gone [ __ ] it’s too much of a coincidence man see what I mean again I think it’s fine it’s gone straight down the middle but I caught it middle ball and I didn’t finish my swing like if you look on camera yeah I’m going to ask you now cuz a lot of people watch me play all the time yeah did that look to you like I

Finished my [ __ ] swing cuz that didn’t feel to me like I finish my swing like can somebody tell me he was watching that swing cuz to me that didn’t feel like I come round enough and it didn’t feel like I finished my swing do you get what I

Mean so can somebody like tell me oh [ __ ] me I thought these GES they’re next to my ball yeah you know how long I’ve been waiting on the te these BLS are next to my [ __ ] ball I didn’t even see them I thought they’ gone they’re [ __ ] literally next to

My ball man how long have I just been on the tea man and then [ __ ] sake the next to my B yeah I don’t know what’s going on for those of you that watch me play all the time I don’t my swing don’t seem right man my swing seems [ __ ] weird I don’t

Know what’s going on just doesn’t seem right at all like at All I have my distance in check I wouldn’t have it him even like cuz I played it just before the pond so I am just before the pond so I played it just before so it’s one of them ones like i’ got to wait now though cuz they’re only here J already There so I’ve got to wait a bit now i’ got to wait for him to get off the green this might take a while oh God I’m definitely going not going to finish the 18 I’m definitely not I’m not going to even be able to bring myself back up on the second night like I normally would when I’ve warmed up kind of thing there’s no [ __ ] way because I’m not going to get the 18 done I don’t

Think before it gets dark I like to wait just too long on every shot so I’m not going to get it done there’s no way but it’s my last game so I’m going to enjoy it no matter what no matter how I play it’s my last game before my hand

Operation probably I don’t I think the weather [ __ ] all week is pissing it down so this all six so yeah I mean we’ve been playing an hour and I’ve only done six hours normally I’ll be on all 8 coming on to all 9 after this long so and don’t

Forget the first three no Blues in front of Me so yeah but I’m going to enjoy this game no matter I don’t care how I play really I don’t give a [ __ ] man I mean it’s one of them ones [ __ ] happens yeah I’m just going to knuckle down and just try and get my game back just try and

Hit some [ __ ] pars and stuff man because I haven’t had one yet I’m on all six and I haven’t had a [ __ ] P for [ __ ] sake so let’s just try and you know bring it back a little bit let’s try and bring it back just a little bit Danny now the wind is

Directly in my face here and I’ve got about aund 80 yards left so it’s going to play I’m telling you with this wind that’s going to play 220 yards maybe even 240 cuz this wind is stupidly [ __ ] strong like stupidly strong right um I

Have no wood cuz I ate the ball so high if I’m thinking about this theoretically I can’t keep the ball low enough there’s really nothing I can use to keep the ball low enough the only choice I’ve got really is my three iron so I’m just

Going to take I mean my three iron is a 250 yard club right so and and it might not even reach I swear the wind’s stupidly strong right so I’m going to try the three I’m only [ __ ] like I said 170 away so that’s going to add another at

Least 70 yards I’m I’m I’m taking a club that hits it 70 yards further than what I need so it should not land short it really should not land short but we’re going to find out and like I said I just want to get my game back

Folks I just want to get good connection you I mean that’s what I want so now we’re just battling battle golf to get some good [ __ ] connection on the ball because at the moment that was that like I said that was a decent drive with a

Three iron off the te but the problem being is that I caught it middle ball again I’m not getting underneath the ball which is something I never do as you all know I never have problems getting it up in the [ __ ] air mate if anything I have problems keeping it down Yeah For Trust me I know it seems a bit mad using a three iron from this distance but this might not even be far enough something don’t feel wrong with my swing fck It straight in my [ __ ] face man it’s literally straight in my face Fe the distance that’s right on the [ __ ] pin oh I’m not sure man that was right on the pin so I’m not sure if it’s if it’s made it or what but that was right on the [ __ ] pin we striking the ball much better now

You all right baby go P huh I’m all right when I’m walking Waiting I’m not sure CU some bunkers down there and when it went up in there and it landed looked like it landed behind the little Hill of the bunkers so I don’t know if it’s landed behind the hill of the bunker and kcks onto the green or if it’s landed behind the hill

Of the bun because it’s wet it’s just [ __ ] sunk in I don’t know until I get there I’m striking the ball better now we’re starting to get the strike Back I think the honestly I think that I need to warm up M honestly before I play from now on get there early no matter what get there early yeah and warm the [ __ ] up hit lots of shots lot of chips lots of PS before I play to get any negative

Swings out to get feeling good hitting the ball to know that I’m hitting it right yeah so I think that’s what I’ve got to do make up the green [ __ ] told you that wind was strong Jesus that stopped that dead I thought see I couldn’t see from back there because of this hill here I couldn’t see if it had H that front bit of the Hill cuz it would have gone on the Green Get in the hole get in the hole you [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] oh we could have gone in oh we could have gone in oh H Man look Look it could have gone in could it not it could have gone in could it not but no it had to it had to it had to leave me a nice little dodgy little put doing on there didn’t he [ __ ] hell yeah I’ll give you back to Tony that

Could have gone in it would have been nice to have my birdie off a chip Bastard I’ve come to the conclusion by the way because the greens are obviously not proper yet I just picked my line that I know it is I put on the line and if it don’t go in it don’t go in there’s nothing really much I can do so that’s

All I do now I’m not really that bothered I just pick my line which I know is the line put it Straight p p PW P PW P first [ __ ] P all good shots to get it as well on to the next door PA there we go the first [ __ ] Bar oh [ __ ] Don’t understand how happy I’m about that part proper buz about that part it was four nice shots to get that part yeah trust me that’s was a banking shot banging shot um it’s just the wind’s that [ __ ] strong now the wind is behind me to the right

Um this is just a 300 yards this so I’m basically going to take three wood pretty soft and try and get some there by the it’s a very tight hole Danger on the left a little bit Danger on the right but as long as I E it well I should clear

It first part of the day first part of the day oh no I’m still waiting behind these guys as well it’s a short short one this though so it’s like I said it’s just it’s about 290 yards so this should not take him long to complete this hole first part of the day

Fcking that’s what you call but golf see my head has not gone down my head has not gone down as it I’ve not g all stroppy and [ __ ] I’ve just persevered and persevered and persevered and persevered no matter what I’ve just persevered I’ve not stopped

And out pops a par and now I’ll probably start paring I’ve just persevered I’m persevered I’m persevered So that’s what you got to do sometimes you’ve just got to good battle golf mode and think right I’m not playing very well but I need I can play very well so I need to get the game back to where I’m playing well and you’ve just got to

Knuckle down like you just got to knuckle down which is what I’m doing now I’m just knuckling down I’m just doubling down on this now I’m let’s have it I’m doubling down on this I’m like let’s have it no give up in Danny G mate

There’s no give up in me the never has been then never [ __ ] will be I don’t give up I’ve not got it in me what is in me is to just battle on always battle on no matter how bad it’s going just battle on oh he’s on the green with that one

Get on yeah one of them’s on the Green I just got to wait for the one to get on the green got wait for to get off the green so I know it’s like 300 yards away yeah P I’m using my 3 wood 3 300 yard

So you know what I mean I’ve got to wait for to get off theen cuz if e it right I will go straight onto the green it I mean if H it wrong I won’t but if H it right I the green um so here we go there a light bub back Oh tough look if you’re still watching this I bet you’re loving this a’t you I bet you are absolutely loving this tough you love to watch me battle you love to watch me battle you love it you love watching it when I’m birding and paring

But I know you tough you’re a bit of a twisted [ __ ] so you love it when I hitting sevens and that right because then you know I have to battle and you like to see me battle don’t you Talk you can’t always go well folks trust me you can’t you just can’t you cannot always go Well the idea is though not to let it beat you that’s the idea don’t let it beat you now the wind is behind me that Way do not let it beat you perseverance Manate when my hands fixed yeah and I can proper play properly again the this is going to do me in good stead this you know my attitude now my attitude is going to enable me to get very good it’s my attitude that’s going to do it it’s my attitude to the

Game now no matter what it throws at me I just knuckle down and carry on like a viking mate I just knuckle down and I just carry on nothing beats the Viking energy nothing including the golf course Is that’s up there in the middle of the trees on the right that wind pushed that right good strike though it’s a good strike the wind just pushed that right in the air I should have made more left but show them the left B it’s on the left yeah that’s out

Of bounds it’s all out of bounds so I aimed straight at the pin hoping that I’d be able to like fire it through the wind I didn’t want to aim too left just in case I I like I escaped the wind you know and found a dead patch and it

Went straight over the [ __ ] bushes so I aimed for the flag and it drew it right into the trees a little bit right up by the green somewhere though it’s not far from the Green For This this i’ left myself an impossible shot could have gone anywhere but where it is Oh this is this is virtually impossible straight for the [ __ ] bunker all right went straight over as well from where it was having to straight over this [ __ ] tree in front of me I went straight over the top of it as well but I just couldn’t get enough

Power on my loft wedge so it’s gone [ __ ] short what a bastard don’t mind I get relief out of this bunker it’s full of fuing Water what how bastard that was it was a lovely shot that you know that was a really good shot of how I had to play it it was a very good good shot you know anybody watching knows that was a banging shot to get it over that [ __ ]

Bush right in front of me with this Loft wedge mate that was a Shot I was literally he was right in front of me so I can’t really ask it for a better shot really I’m not going to moan about that one mate it was the best I could have played It bit you much Perfect Shot Same Again The Greens in the best condition just pick my line put on the line if it goes in it goes in it’s a bubble and doesn’t really much about for good putting you’re going to have to wait until we’re back to Summer greens a see what I

Mean I hit something here rolled off That I don’t really care though I’m playing well now I’m not playing amazing but I’m playing well now score not interested in now I’m just focusing on how many [ __ ] PS can I get that’s all I’m bothered about how many parts can I Get wait for these gges Again this par five which is what we’ve got next year is [ __ ] 550 yards I’ve got a feeling he’s going to take these blocks in front of me half an hour to play that hole I’m not joking I think he’ll take him half not joke that’s not

A joke I think it’ll take him between 20 minutes and half an hour to play that all with this one no the next one it’s part five it’s 550 yards these BLS can only hit it 100 yards I mean that’s 10 shots between them to get to the green and it takes

Them about a minute to a minute and a half to walk to each ball so let’s say 7 and a half minutes to 10 minutes to get to the green each you got add each as well yeah and trust me 20 minutes plus probably play that last play that I hope

They’re not playing 18 if playing 18 I’m [ __ ] I’ll never get round the back nine I mean I’m rushing as fast as I can you know to try and get past him but they not let him me past so how he just gone straight see he’s

Just gone straight over the back of the Green in the so he going straight over the back he might have held the back of the green but he just G straight over the back of the green has I’m on 39 at this point I’m going strle stand 50 I’m going struggle standard 50 you know L I’m going to struggle today under 50 I swear [ __ ] hell man [ __ ] This Just before the green that wind is so strong that wind is so strong Man stopping my ball dead in the air oh the wind then St I’m not joking my ball went up dead straight here and I saw it get up to a certain point and it just like stopped and then the wind moved it right [ __ ] me that wind is so strong

Man obviously you can guess as well that when the wind I mean the wind’s unusually strong at the moment but when the wind is this strong as well because I hit the ball so high it’s it’s harder for me if the wind’s behind me because ain’t the ball so high it goes [ __ ] Miles Perfect shot you noticed how quickly I play my shots once my game comes back and I feel confidence over the club have you seen this see how quickly tell you I just need to take loads of practice shots before I come on the course that’s

What I need to do I need to literally take those practice shots before I come on the course because that first 30 swings is where the problems are I’ve realized today I’ll never play like this Again Oh I’m on 42 I’m on 42 with one all to play on this nine [ __ ] me man that’s so bad that is so bad that is so bad for me trust me 42 with one all left Jesus [ __ ] Christ Uh well I always say this right my swings get now I feel way more confident over the ball I feel back to normal now yeah he text me a while with this new body of mine I think um I am going to just practice now a lot more before I

Play like I didn’t even take one practice swing before I played like not even one yeah I need to practice I need to get get hit in the ball boom boom boom before I come on the course lesson learned today I used to practice loads

You know when I used to play but today like I came on the course obviously I’ve been pick Tony up and stuff I mean oh my God see what I Mean I mean Jesus three today you know I think this might take about 10 he’s only there I can hit that distance with the [ __ ] pitching wi oh manate I feel sorry for this dude he must be so frustrated this dude in front of me must I’m telling you you don’t understand the

Keys is on his fourth shot right yeah and he’s only here look he’s only there look he’s on his fourth shot there mush he’s only there Mush he’s only 160 yard his shot he’s going to be pissed off come on come on you come on you can do it hit the come on you can do it come on don’t go in the trees it’s down the Fairway at least he’s on The Fairway he ain’t going in the

Trees I don’t know what the old BLS are doing in front of him [ __ ] me man Jesus Christ they teed off about [ __ ] 15 minutes ago know gr they’re about where I’ll drive to now this is 550 yards I am going to Boom stick the [ __ ] out of this

You will either see an amazingly long drive or I could [ __ ] up but I don’t really care yeah right because I’m feeling I’ve got power I’ve got a lot of power at the moment put it that way because of my physique and the way that

I’m built right now trust me I’ve got a lot of power yeah so I’m going to use that power this is a 550 yard par five right I’m going to try and get it boom sticking up at least yard yeah literally at least 300 yards try and leave myself 250 yards off the

Green which I can attack with a [ __ ] fivewood if I can get up there 350 yards and leave myself 200 yards off the green I can attack it with a five iron so it’s either going to be a five wood or a five iron yeah and I am attacking this last

[ __ ] hole I’m attacking this [ __ ] hole telling you now I’m attacking the [ __ ] out of it watch this Boomstick I’m going to wind this up man I’m a bit looser than I was earlier now I’m going to wind this up I’ve got to wait a while cuz they’re only like

250 yards in front of me I’ll clear clear over the red yeah Bab well done to Tony the amazing camera Woman by the way coming out in this cold windy weather to film husband there’s your M she’s got an absis in her mouth you see how Tony G and I did say babby you sure you want to come and she was like Danny I’ll come I’ll come to the golf course I promise I’ll come I was like okay baby you’re sure you got an absis

In your mouth and she was like yeah dny so I’m just hoping that he doesn’t AB too much I’ve got to wait to Wi there I’m not Joking oh is it it is it it in the [ __ ] air wow fair play he’s only about [ __ ] 70 80 yard off the green then so I was wrong it’s going to take him at least six or seven got on the green I Wrong the other one’s only on his fourth

Shot now so he might go on the green for five that I was wrong in it I said they’re both got on the green for five that was wrong going to take him seven definitely and he might take him five if he can get on the Green in the next two

No in the next one needs to get up on the Green in the next shot I can’t go yet there 3 yards away trust me folks I can’t go yeah they’re only 300 yard if I catch hold to this it willon it land where they are now [ __ ] land There this is where more strength comes in this is where my strength comes in sending the ball to B understand what I’m saying [ __ ] open the old father’s going to be able to catch this in his teeth I’m going to send this back to the old father late this is whereing strength by Power They are now 350 yards away so if he goes near them I’ll shout the ground caught the ground it’s took all the distance off caught the ground hard then [ __ ] I think I dropped my shoulder and I dragged the club through rather than bringing it through my Hips [ __ ] my hips are the problem bab it’s my [ __ ] hips man I can’t clear my hips this fast man I’m figured it out now I know what it is it’s my [ __ ] hips that bush [ __ ] sh for that F Okay For I Feel start mod there so d why you That can’t believe I’ve got no offens I thought I’d gone further into the Range 20 that’s a [ __ ] big hit it’s a big hit folks he just went a bit left up in the Air the reason I was pissed off is not because I didn’t hit it well is because I didn’t get it how I wanted to get it if I would have got it how I wanted to get it trust me this would have been a whole different [ __ ] ball

Game now this look look SL it’s just water this is water I’ve got to pick this ball up so clean now I’m 220 yards away I’m going to use a five iron which is a 200 yard club for me let’s see how we get on with this I’ve caught that clean as [ __ ] oh my God I have caught that that’s probably going to be right next to the green on the left hand side I thought that [ __ ] clean as [ __ ] it’s like swamp yeah you want to push this Bab I could actually be in the bunker with that one I might be in the bunker at the side of the green there we go yeah I was pissed off with the drive because it had gone left and I knew I’d

Gone like into that sludge cuz I’ve played this course quite a lot and on the edge there it’s sludge so I was like for [ __ ] sake got in the sludge man you know what I mean but then I managed to get it I managed to pick it clean

Um so I’m happy with that it’s a good shot to be fair leaves me an easy should leave me an easy chip on um and I should definitely par it and out the last four rolls I’ve pared to three so I say you see a change around in my game right

Yeah think about that think about the change around in my game if I par this at the last four rolls of par three if I could just start like that do you know what I mean if I could just [ __ ] start like that and it’ll carry

On now for the rest of the game it’ll carry on but if I could just [ __ ] start like that do I mean that’s a lovely shot I’m just off the green if I could just start like this I don’t know what’s wrong with me takes like I said

It seems to take me about [ __ ] 20 or 30 shots to [ __ ] warm up but yeah yeah look second shot to we on the par five yeah so I need to clean my ball I really need to clean my ball now I really need to

Clean my ball um but yeah very good shot I couldn’t go over the bunker because I couldn’t because I didn’t it’s actually landed next to the bunker and rolled to here so I played for I actually played for this shot so let’s see I can finish this hole up

It’s definitely going to be a par if I can get it really close it could be a birding um so I’m on 42 now so if I par this is going to be 47 if I bird it it’s going to be 46 which is what I got last

Time on the first n funnny Enough I had these scores prar by the way I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you can go back and watch the live it’s it is the scores I know the score Yeah Slow down hold on caught it thick caught it heavy no Danny I caught that wrong I know why as well you know and I felt it on my practice swing do you know that I thought I thought I’m going too fast here I’m going too fast my swings too

Fast but I just didn’t slow it Down J I might just have had an epiphany you know I’m going to find out on next n then it’s a few bubbles I think I’ve just had an epiphany I think I’ve just I think I’ve just realized yeah what is going on a bubble bubble bubble I’m not

Bothered 40 248 that oh that’s a terrible first nine I’m just had an epiphany you know right I know what I’m doing wrong I know exactly what’s I know now so we’re going to find out let’s find out I’m not going to say anything until the end of the first two holes I’m

Just going to do what I think I’ve been doing wrong I’m going to change it and then if I change it and I play really really good in the next two old right then you know that I was right in what I am thinking I’ve just had a proper

Epiphany I’m not even [ __ ] joking with you I swear I have just literally been playing and one shot that I’ve just took in the last four shots has made me think about something and I’ve got a feeling that I know that is what is wrong right second N termination time 48 on the first nine terrible score terrible can’t do anything about that now right all we can do is persevere now play the second nine as best as we can score to beat on the first n 48 I really don’t think I’m going to have much problems with that seriously

Let me see if this Works yeah I think I know what it is won’t say anything till the end of the first RS not joking I think I know what it is I’ll tell you after the first TOs I didn’t take something into consideration I’ll let you lot see if you can figure out what it is it’s

Something to do with my new physique and power yeah right let’s see if you can figure out what it is by the time I talk to you after the second Door The Lo it in the air down by the green some had it land but I lost it in the air that’s two good strikes let’s see if they carry on if they do I figured this [ __ ] clean out I swear to God I heard it land on Solid Ground I actually heard it from

All the way back here it’s not sure exactly where he’s landed cuz I lost it in the air it’s this first hole the sun’s always right in your eyes show about r so you can’t see the ball when it goes in the Air it’s on the green I can see it from here now it’s on the green perfect shot told listen I’m telling you I figured it out let’s see what happens on the next hole have you figured out yet B have you figured out yet In Just St straight in see that just straight to the door that’s left right look at That that’s what you call a [ __ ] crator just in and didn’t come out I know I said my club stop the ball quick right Jesus Christ that’s taking a piss just a little Bit long p is try and lag it up there Close the green goes that Way never turned good Though oh mate on doesn’t matter I’m not bothered that’s three shots better than the last nine in one hole it’s hard to put on these greens I’m not making excuses like that one there where I just put it h a little hole in front of the ball and

Just went to the left nothing I can do about that normally trust me that’s in every [ __ ] time but when the I’m not bothered about that what I’m bothered about is my ball striking now let’s see right I’ll tell you when I get to the Green I’ll tell you when I get to the green if I’m correct cuz this shot will tell me if I’m correct cuz this will be three shots in a row that are basically perfect right it’s the connection it’s not whether it goes right by the pin it’s the

Connection my connection so far is sweet and I think I know why fact I’m pretty sure I know exactly why and I’ve just figured it out shame I didn’t no this at the beginning of the game yep so you want me to tell you what

It is that’s not about the pin that is it something to do with power the speed of my swing no it’s not it’s landed a bit short just before the green I thought it was going to be by the P I should have took a different Club but the connection was amazing so

Here I waited till I took enough shots to find out so now watch every single shot that I take for the rest of the day now watch every single shot that I take for the rest of the day I realize what it is I’ve increased in power so my

My swing had sped up like chronically so if you rewind the last holes the last two holes do you know where I figured it out when I took that eight and chip from that [ __ ] green back there I was like why is my swing so fast so then I

Thought I’m swinging fast with every Club so on the first T over there again I slowed it right down if you notice my back swing is way slower now and my front swing it’s like it’s like very Tick Tock I’ve been that’s what I’ve been doing my hips have not been able to

Keep up with the speed that my upper body has been going through the Ball that’s exactly what I’ve been doing you know and I’ve just figured it out and I’m already three shots up on my on my last nine I’ve literally just figured it out [ __ ] so now next time I play I know Danny slow tempo because I hit the

Ball so [ __ ] far anyway watch this now watch the connection with this a Time slow tempo watch I’m buzzing I’m buzzing I’ve persevered look at that perseverance mate never give up yeah bu it’s so nice to see me I’m telling you B I do this all the time you know I

Play starts going wrong and I figure it out pretty quick watch very slow nice and slow nice and slow you takes a little bit of distance off obviously but I’m not bothered I want accuracy not Distance see what I mean see what I mean about the connection you see what I mean [ __ ] figured it out damn it might take a bit of power off my drive this now but it’s going to be a lot more accurate so I’m not Bothered putting there’s not really much I can do about cuz the green light like it’s not I’m not making no excus if you look at the green Tony will show you the green go a close up on the green M right down to the green and let

Me see how bad that can’t really it’s hard to put it’s hard to put that’s not an excuse that’s just the way it is very hard to put it’s not a smooth Surface see what I mean bubble bubble bubble sent it of course nothing really much I can do about that literally nothing much I can do about that so we’re not bothered trust me I’m not joking with you like these pots are a proper Green in the summer I put every one of them

Out everybody knows this to watch me play all the time so put I’m not really bother there’s nothing I can do right let’s slow this swing down let’s see if I can hit this [ __ ] driver dead straight now because I’ve been getting a bit of spin left and a bit of spin right

Let’s see if I can hit this [ __ ] dead straight with a slower swing I bet you I Do watch this I just know it before I even hit the [ __ ] ball I actually know it It’s giving my hips time to catch up with my arms that’s all I’ve been doing wrong literally all [ __ ] day and probably what I was doing wrong the other Day why couldn’t I have done this this on the first nine man [ __ ] Sake and I can’t believe nobody on my live realized and told me how long have you been watching me play folks it’s hard to see your own swing a it it’s really hard to see your own swing and I thought one of you guys who

Watch me on a regular yeah would have uh been able to say Danny you’re swinging too fast you’re swinging too hard like well listen it’s one of them ones isn’t it it’s one of them ones man [ __ ] hell well I’m three shots better than my first nine already literally three shots better

Than my first nine already um [ __ ] hell it’s a [ __ ] you know when you figure it out but you’ve played that many holes that it’s like are you going to be able to bring it back now you know what I mean I’m going to try

I’m going to try like I did last time you know my chin never goes down it always stays up but I know now I know and I better don’t get another game to show myself that I figured myself out yeah since I’ve obviously been training and putting the size on my

Swings got faster and more powerful and my hips can’t keep up with it so that’s been the problem and I am [ __ ] gutted now that it’s took me this long to figure it out what a bastard but at least I did figure it out hey at least I [ __ ]

Did at least I managed to figure it out what a wounder that is man it’s a wounder beautiful drive by the way long as [ __ ] yeah long drive um I probably got some little [ __ ] trees or something to go over but still long probably 290 yards not as

Long normal yes me not as long as normal but I took a bit of power out right so I have got this tree to contend with in front of me I’m just going to take a nice lazy seven iron if it is the branches it could go anywhere but watch the

Connection on this ball again watch watch watch this yes B I figured it out it’s took me all day right watch this another good strike watch I just know before even at the B now I know the shot’s going to be L before I even it it’s going to go high and

Nice trust me unless it is one of them Branches it’s wonderful to know what I’ve been doing wrong now I just don’t know if got to [ __ ] sort it Out perfect right on the [ __ ] P right on the P oh that is that is a [ __ ] shot that is 7 foot before the pin that is a shot on off I told you I knew before the ball joking I figured it out man [ __ ] he joking mush watch the

Difference in this nine now [ __ ] now and like I said B I can’t believe nobody noticed and said Danny you’re swinging twice as fast as you normally do I mean that’s a beautiful shot that beautiful shot couldn’t have played it any better why is nobody commenting anyway you’ve been watching me for ages

Battling and nobody’s commenting Man For Get in oh you son of a [ __ ] I’ll accelerate and score now folks Watch stand in square For For can’t see it of course they that sun sounded really nice but I couldn’t see it go up in the air so we might have to look for that it was a good strike it was a good strike um long I’m taking power out so that was probably about felt about 280 Yards but I didn’t see it when it went up in the air because if you show them the sun bab you got no chance of seeing that ball but it felt about 280 yards and it felt like it went straight I don’t know like it

Did I saw it as soon as it left the thing but I didn’t see it when it went up There A she live of you Now St Got it got It back Here Is Straight down I’m swinging right now slow nice easy Swing oh I caught them [ __ ] in the middle of the Fairway just caught them branches in front of me Shame In right again oh that sun that sun’s so bright on thisle [ __ ] me I know where it is same place as last Time five this so I can chip it on and get it in it’ll be a Par after this hole The sunlight in his Eyes Great Ah too much ground ground was too soft man best I could do from there and I’m playing fast folks but I’ve got no choice I want to run out of daylight and I will not finish the [ __ ] round but at least figured out what I’ve been doing wrong now so I’m

Happy that’s un bothered I’m not Bothered oh you so if it wasn’t for these shitty bubbles on the green yeah the M have puts I would have put in today that would have gone in cuz the green rolls slightly to the left but because of the bubbles it kept me straight didn’t move at all he would

Have gone in I’m not joking that was in on any normal day that was in so was the one back there on the next door I’ll have a [ __ ] and I’ll have a chat to All My swing sorted at least at least my [ __ ] swing sting there this one’s going to go dead straight probably about 270 yards cuz I’m taking power off on Purpose By the way on purpose same place as last time youve got to aim right you’ve got

To go that way if you don’t aim over there you’re never going to make it but chip over the bush again same chip as last time let’s see if I can play it better this time yeah don’t CH up yeah let’s see if I can play this chip

Better than last time I’m exactly the same Spot at least I figured out what I’ve been doing wrong I know now um my Woods though is mad because now I’ve took power out of my irons I’m taking power out my Woods my Woods don’t seem to be reacting as positively as what my irons

Are so maybe I still have to keep the power in my woods but take the power power out of my irons we’re going to find out AR we you know what I Mean this has been proper back offl today proper um I’m 100% by the way yeah when I have my operation I’m I’m not training to be big no more I don’t want to be big I have no reason to be big I don’t [ __ ] care about being big I care

About being good on this golf course and I’ve got a feeling that if I go back down to my normal weight I be a lot better do I mean um and if I also because I’m driving the ball sometimes now like 350 360 370 yards I’ve got that

Thing now where I want to Wi it hard all the time and it’s what you need trust me it’s not what you need so yeah many lessons learned today hopefully I’ll get let’s play one more game now that I’ve learned these lessons yeah in the week before my operation cuz

I’ve only got my operations are weak today now I was going to play tomorrow for the weather [ __ ] it I mean I mean obviously if the weather’s Chang and the weather’s good tomorrow trust me I’m playing tomorrow I got to play as much as I possibly can now until my hand

Operation but I know now exactly what I’ve been doing so now it will not start off like that again yeah babe I don’t mind a c Bogies and stuff like that man I don’t mind But nice and easy Perfect on the Green I’ll talk to him until I get to the next here and then I’ll March again for a bit putter yeah so I figured it out haven’t I I’ve been swinging too hard and obviously I use blades so as as you all know with blades you have to go around but I’ll go

Through um with blades as we all know if you Don e it directly in the middle of the club you’re [ __ ] do know what I mean so yeah literally you aren’t [ __ ] unless you hit it right in the middle of the club and that has been my problem

For a while now that’s has been my problem for a while I just haven’t been hitting it where I should be hitting it yeah that’s been my problem and that’s been a serious [ __ ] problem for me like a serious serious serious problem right I’m just off the green I’m just off the

Green and I’m going to put it over all this [ __ ] junk I just am don’t know why I just a little bit short still a good shot though I’m going put it over all this Junk because I want to find something out about my putting stroke as well cuz my putting stroke hasn’t felt right turn it back done my putting stroke hasn’t felt right even I think I’ve been speeding that up so now I’m going to try a little experiment here normally I would chip

This right but [ __ ] it The hole you [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah my put Strokes been too fast as well literally my putting Strokes been too fast as well what the [ __ ] Man Everything’s too hard man’s been hitting everything too hard I’ve been hting everything too hard [ __ ] chalk and cheese again the first nine to the second nine is chalk and cheese again so different in the in the play so different slow That Swing right Down pretty much perfect position to attack the screen I sent it right on purpose [ __ ] hell man I’ll tell you what we’ played this nine fast I might actually finish this [ __ ] no way thank you baby no way no [ __ ] Way the [ __ ] no [ __ ] way [ __ ] I honestly cannot believe what temp oh you you’ve seen it now on camera right how about is it when you are [ __ ] up Tempo you know what I mean your Tempo goes yeah you’re done do you get what I

Mean if your Tempo goes you are [ __ ] done trust me you’ve got to keep that Tempo my Tempo has always been soft and easy I learned how to play golf off mikalo Um 20 24 I’m On yeah that’s just Madness that now I know what it is though I’m buzzing because I’ve been having problems just lately and I didn’t know what he was and I’ve been playing my brother and that which surprises me cuz I would expect my brother to you

Know tell me what the [ __ ] going on and be like Danny this is what’s happening but he hasn’t so because he hasn’t I’ve been like what the [ __ ] going on do you know what I mean and now I know and it’s took me all this time weeks and weeks and weeks to

Figure out exactly what the problem is and now I know what a wounder yeah Ben you are a little star baby for following me around like Diamond I said on the pin is it long enough if it’s on the green it’s on the PIN not sure if it’s long enough but if it’s on the green it’s on the Pin yeah that’s on the green that’s on the BL For Perfect shot to much somebody commenting yet yo why is there nobody commenting why can’t I see no comments I mean why is there nobody commenting you right Bob huh you sure Bob why is there nobody commenting yeah Why where is Everybody why open folks Awesome Oh you know something the good thing is you know once my hand’s done and I come back to golf yeah ain’t going none of this [ __ ] no more could be all perfect Condition Three Wood just under 300 yards nice and Easy Just before the green Just before the green yeah I’ve lost some distance now but the connection you can hear it connection’s [ __ ] way better man and I’m about [ __ ] quite a few shots above my last Um quite a few shots above my last night quite a few I am currently on um 29 I think three hours left to play I’ll finish very low 40s on this nine I don’t know if I’m going to break 90 though I think that first nine I’d need a

Birdie and like to par everything I mean so I need a bird and to par everything now so I need one bird and I need to par the next three holes and then I’ll be on 39 again yeah and I I will be under 90 [ __ ] hell but battle golf man

You’ve got to watch it haven’t you and it took all them holes for me to figure out what was wrong yeah but if you noticed how listen I don’t care man that takes some knowledge of the game you know to figure out all your problems yourself with no

Help I’m here look perfectly placed shot to be fair just before the green about 200 well that flag is 280 yards so 260 yard 3 wood yeah so I’ve definitely lost a couple of probably 20 30 yards maybe off my Woods by hitting it softer but I’m way more accurate yeah accuracy is

Key I can hit the ball far anyway so I don’t need 350 [ __ ] yards off a drive I mean even if it’s just drops to 280 it don’t matter yeah Bab I’m going to be an a Iron Chip and run play This Feels about right n it’s not it’s not enough it’s not enough it’s not enough it’s not enough it’s not enough I knew it as soon as I took it so so we have to figure out stuff as it’s going on so my 8 in Ching runs now because my slings are lot lower

I’ve got to give it more so CU this normally I would hit it that much literally just that much but with this slow swing I need that much I know it sounds mad but trust me now cuz I’ve slowed That Swing right down I’ve lost bear power see what I mean

P just figured that out as well now oh I’m figuring out [ __ ] as it goes on another par for Danny G I’m figuring this [ __ ] out as we go on now yeah so my eight irons need to be a bigger swing because they’re much softer Now winds in my Face Wind stopped it dead again man good strike Though I’m on 33 at the moment I will have a [ __ ] on the next door cuz I’ve managed to finish this back line with enough daylight to do about Three that wind is dead strong one today proper strong stopping everything dead I mean [ __ ] dead like in the summer that would have been probably too long but again it just went straight up in the air stopped absolute dead yeah like just dead like it was going it looked like I was going

Too long that’s why I was watching it I was like [ __ ] that might be a bit too long I might have gone over the back of the green and then as soon as it got to its height it just stopped Dead all forward momentum just [ __ ]

Stopped that wind is so strong today it was strong last time I played but [ __ ] me there ain’t no joke today [ __ ] John I’ll tell you that now [ __ ] wow exactly the same position as I was earlier exactly the same place Well I’m on a lot better score I was on 39 at the beginning of this hole I’m on third I was on 32 at the beginning just so seven shots better than earlier seven shots better in nine holes [ __ ] come on yeah Bab that man every time my ball lands it

Leaves a [ __ ] crater in the earth man right longer slower but bigger because otherwise it won’t get there going to take some judging now that’s too fast that’s what I need just like that not bad we are just before the pin look yeah where is everybody man I’ve

Got people watching me but nobody’s commenting like what the [ __ ] is going on with the comments of the stop to something like is there something actually going wrong I need to have a look at this myself Bob take my bag over to the next TI there yeah I’ll film this bit yo where

Is everybody man where the [ __ ] is everybody Man where’s everybody gone and anybody tell me where you’ve all gone like where’s everybody gone where’s there no comments man they me no comments for [ __ ] ages the [ __ ] ages mush absolutely ages is there anybody here is there anybody here where the [ __ ] are you all is there anybody

Here I’ll just I’ll film from the other side The [ __ ] Thing Oh you know that was in I’m actually giving myself that because of the Flag I’m actually giving myself that I don’t give a [ __ ] because it was in I nobody take the flag out I was dealing with the camera myself that was in yeah so I’m giving myself that funnny enough and I am I don’t give a [ __ ] When anybody says I mean literally cuz I

Thought have had Tony on the green I would have took the flag out like normally it would have been in so I’m giving my [ __ ] self that don’t give [ __ ] [ __ ] right last all half five 550 y last All I have a One I am on 35 with one hole Left 35 with one hole left 35 with one o left if I [ __ ] par it 40 and I stayed under 90 if I bogy I’ve still stayed under 90 and after the first nine I’ve done done well here you know seriously after the first nine cuz the first nine [ __ ] destroyed Me have you enjoyed the round this is the last all this is the last [ __ ] hole babe bless you sweetheart you look like a [ __ ] esimo BB like you’ve been in the ice for about 10 years bless you Bab bless a little cotton socks last All last all here we Go 550 y par Five I’m actually going to do what I’ve been doing for this whole n and I’m going to hit it soft it’ll still give me a good 300 yards trust me I don’t need power I need accuracy I’m so buzzing up figured out what was wrong But I’ve got to remember all this in three [ __ ] months time Now that’s all I need no no more power than that that’s all I need straight down the [ __ ] Middle nice and even all about powerway transfer not about power come On absolutely perfect straight down the Middle perfect shot Only about 290 yards i’ say maybe maybe 300 not over 300 maybe 300 but I don’t care it’s [ __ ] dead straight like dead straight have you all enjoyed watching me battle golf again you got s this day said there’s no give up in me and you

Know if I wouldn’t have had 48 on the first nine and I would have had like like 45 I would have beat my score from the other day cuz I’ve really played well on the back nine again so I have just been hitting the ball I’ve just been swinging too hard and

It’s took me all these weeks to realize what’s been going on [ __ ] sake hopefully pray I get a good day before next Friday because next Friday is Operation day and then I can’t play for a good few months so hopefully I can get one more game and put everything into practice

That I’ve learned today swing soft nice and easy yeah and you know have a bit of a a better game because that’s all I’ve done today and last time and the last [ __ ] six games I’ve played I’ve been swinging hard and fast and my hips can’t keep up

With my with my arms basically I’m transferring I’ve been transferring way too fast through my arms and my hips aren’t transferring as fast so I’m obviously hitting the ball Wrong and this leaves me about yeah I was about 300 I’ve got about 250 left I’m going to take a nice soft fivewood my five wood face it hard is 260 about off the deck but I’m not going to hit this hard so I’m going to take a

Nice easy swing and just try and leave it just before the green somewhere so I’m looking to get this about 220 yards or something I’ll be happy with that 220 230 but dead straight nice and easy All I need Oh [ __ ] that’s on the green that’s on the [ __ ] green get up get up that’s right by the [ __ ] pin I think I honest I’ve split my finger open I’ve just split my finger open I’ve just split my [ __ ] look look I’ve just split you know my bad

Finger I’ve just split my bad finger open man I’ve got to be careful cuz if I’ve got any Cuts or anything on me I won’t be able to have my operation I’m going to have to let that [ __ ] real this week that’s on the green that’s on the

Green I think that’s right next to the pin you luck could see me get an eager if that I don’t know I can’t see because the the hole is above me look it’s a power five so it’s long it’s above me so I can’t see the green but I’m telling

You [ __ ] now mate that there that literally looked to me like that is on the green you might listen I don’t know where that is that could be on the green I can’t believe I just split my finger open though yeah look can you see it split that open

Man that’s cuz the club turned in my hand slightly as it hit the floor come on please say you’ve gone on the green I’ve got an eagle put if this is gone on the green I’ve got a [ __ ] Eagle put yeah I’m not even joking this

Is gone on the green I’m [ __ ] buzzing mush um like really buzzing if this has gone on the green oh it looks like it’s right next to the pin I’m not joking it looks are we’re going to do the approach together here we’re going to do the approach

Together this looks right next to the pin I swear oh Bob I could Eagle this that looks like it’s oh it’s oh it’s not right next to the pin it’s probably a good good seven or eight foot but it’s still a beautiful approach to this par

Five yeah [ __ ] what a shot what a [ __ ] shot what a shot that was a shot and half that eagle put coming up now if I was on normal greens I’d be very confident about this pot yeah if I was on normal greens but I’m not on normal

Greens so I’m a bit nervous about this put cuz I’m not on normal greens here but this is an eagle put my mouth is dry as [ __ ] everything now this is an eagle put folks Eagle put Eagle put come on Danny come on Danny it’s Eagle P bab Eagle p Come on D come on come on you bastard go in the hole this will be [ __ ] in Two Eagles in three weeks this position come On nice and slow make sure my swing is slow it’s not slow it’s not going to go in Tick Tock Danny Tick Tock oh it caught did you see that did you actually see that it hit that there there’s a little dimp there and he just stopped [ __ ] what birdie though birdie four I had a birdie again today [ __ ] hell I do keep getting birdies every time I play I’ll give myself that that’s a birdie four so that’s 39 again [ __ ] H Man chalk and cheese babe chalk and [ __ ] cheese I’m going to go to the

Toilet I’m going to go to the toilet wash my hands cuz I’ve split my hand open I don’t want to get no dirt in it um go to the to I can’t believe that 39 again 39 again on the back nine 48 on the front nine chalk and cheese mate

Nine shots different today that’s basically a shut a hole wow [ __ ] wow I figured it out though today I figured it out now it’s been the power of my swing it’s literally been the power of my swing that’s been the problem today too much power it’s been

The problem for weeks too much power figured it out now though let’s hope I can get another game hopefully we get some weather where I can get another game cuz I could do with putting that into practice now just leave it there b leave it there there just leave it there nobody

Will touch It oh he’s locked it he’s going around there to his car he’s locked it yeah he’s going that’s why he’s finished I can stop down this Country Lane for you babe where’s my car keys that was a wound but battle golf again I persevered mate I persevered and I did not let it

Beat me again my perseverance is [ __ ] Legendary like legendary it is legendary I bet you thought after that first nine there’s no way that he can bring this around there is no way never count me out mate never count me out if my old dad’s watching right now now he will be so proud of me just the way I keep my call and carry

On he’ll be up there at Evan somewhere going go on son go on Son Well Done son go on son keep your call and carry on son [ __ ] hell oh wow thank you for filming babe that might be the last game I get to play with you all yeah um until my hands

Done obviously you know this right I don’t know it depends on the weather I mean if the weather’s nice tomorrow I’ll be out but I think the weather’s [ __ ] I won’t come and play in the piss and down right there’s no point in that um I’m listen out you enjoyed the battle golf

Man I hope you enjoyed watching me battle my ass off I figured it out today though I have figured it out now I know what I’ve been doing wrong for weeks I’ve put this extra size on it’s giving me extra power and I’ve got I’ve been swinging too hard

Through the ball too fast and too hard that’s been my problem that’s been the whole problem for [ __ ] weeks so I figured it out now right at the could be the last so on that back nine I birded the third I birded the fifth I birded the seventh no sorry I

Ped I ped four and birded one on the back line and on the front line I think I had one par I think I had one par in it did I have one I think I had one chalk and cheese again man chalk and cheese again

Man but thank you to to my wonderful wife Tony for filming it’s been a bit cold out there for today blesser the wind’s been Rife um thank you for you all for watching I will try and get another game but I don’t know now cuz

I’ve split my finger so I might not you know because I’ve got to have this operation if my finger split the W not operate on me um but I don’t know it depends I mean I could just like I’m I could just like get um plasters and

Plaster it up and then it won’t split again and I really do want to play I really really do want to play um I’ve got my operation next week and I really want to play so I will try it depends on the weather over the next few days don’t

It really um but thanks for watching man battle golf again man 48 on the first nine 39 on the back nine 48 and 39 man what what but I’ve enjoyed it man I’ve enjoyed all your company I’ve enjoyed being out the fresh air I’ve enjoyed getting Tony out in the fresh air even

Though she looks like now she’s absolutely knacked blesser I love you babe well done is your M there I bless that I did say maybe you shouldn’t have come if you m was killing you right then everybody much love and respect thanks for watching I’ll catch

You all next time could be in three months could be in a few days peace out