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Constance Hotels Belle Mare Plage Links Golf Course on the beautiful island of Mauritius. Watch Mark Crossfield AskGolfGuru take on Coach Lockey PGA Professionals. Can Matt Lockey get his revenge after a hammering on the Legends Course.
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Parfield, he's a lovely boy off the first, what is going on 😂😂😂😂😂🏌️⛳️
Bugger having to tuck your shirt in when it's fecking hot! Sod formality bullshit….
Mate those legs Coach. Are you related to a sparrow?
Thought I had stumbled upon a skin flick with that intro music. #pornmyvlog #bowchickabowwow
Is this "Coach" someone who teaches others how to play? He should start with himself…
Left foot waaaaaaay ahead of right foot, then the ball waaaaay to the left and he tries to cut the ball and then wonders why it goes left? Jesus….
I played golf in Florida last summer, I can't even watch this because I'm re-living the heat madness I went through during those 18 holes.
THE MOON JANUARY 24, 2017
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Josh Johnston 24/01/17
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As previously mentioned we can see the moon during the day due to the sun's light reflecting off the moon. But what hasn't been mentioned is we can also see the moon during the day from every country in the world AS THE EARTH IS ACTUALLY FLAT! Incident has just happened in the comments….
Funny but you hit the nail not just on golfers but on people in life. People will largely do anything to foist blame on something outside their control because god help them if they were even partially to blame. From golf shots to anything you can name people try to avoid accountability. Pretty sad when admitting fault might lead to growth.
Mark, where can I get some of those golf balls you are hitting with?
The Moon plays about 384,400 km uphill so not sure if rinky will make it Mark. Lots of bunkers too.
Horace Edward Jones III 1/24/2017
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@9:30 Theoretical Concept: The flat Earth theory was believed by many cultures around the world including Ancient Egyptian and Babylonian cultures as well as China up to the last few hundred years. The flat Earth theory states that the world is a flat disk rather than a sphere. There is a Flat Earth map drawn by Orlando Ferguson in 1893. The map contains several references to biblical passages as well as various jabs at the "Globe Theory". The Bible describes an immovable earth. A geocentrists by the name of James N. Hanson at the National Bible-Science Conference in Cleveland, once said that there are hundreds of scriptures that suggest the earth is immovable, here are a few obvious texts:1 Chronicles 16:30: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable.”Psalm 93:1: “Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm …”Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable …”Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”Isaiah 45:18: “…who made the earth and fashioned it, and himself fixed it fast…” So the essential flatness of the earth's surface is required by verses like Daniel 4:10-11. In Daniel, the king “saw a tree of great height at the Center of the earth…reaching with its top to the sky and visible to the earth's farthest bounds.” If the earth were flat, a sufficiently tall tree would be visible to “the earth's farthest bounds,” but this is impossible on a spherical earth. Likewise, in describing the temptation of Jesus by Satan, Matthew 4:8 says, “Once again, the devil took him to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world [cosmos] in their glory.” Obviously, this would be possible only if the earth were flat. The same is true of Revelation 1:7: “Behold, he is coming with the clouds! Every eye shall see him…” The Hebrews considered the celestial bodies SUN, MOON STARS relatively small. The Genesis creation story indicates the size and importance of the earth relative to the celestial bodies in two ways, first by their order of creation, and second by their positional relationships. They had to be small to fit inside the vault of heaven. Small size is also implied by Joshua 10:12, which says that the sun stood still “in Gibeon” and the moon “in the Vale of Aijalon.” Stars can fall from the skies according to Daniel 8:10 and Matthew 24:29. The same idea is found in the following extracts from Revelation 6:13-16:…the stars in the sky fell to the earth, like figs shaken down by a gale; the sky vanished, as a scroll is rolled up…they called out to the mountains and the crags, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of the One who sits on the throne…” And what of the sun and moon? Psalm 19:4-6 (quoted earlier) suggest that the sun holes up at the ends of the earth until it is time to rise. Enoch expands upon this idea. In 1 Enoch 41:5, he “saw the storerooms of the sun and the moon, from what place they go out and to which place they return…” Further, “they keep faith one with another: in accordance with an oath they set and they rise.”
Enoch discusses the solar and lunar motions at length, explaining why the apparent azimuths of their rising and setting varies with the season. The explanation, found in the section called “The Book of the Heavenly Luminaries,” begins thus:This is the first commandment of the luminaries: The sun is a luminary whose egress is an opening of heaven, which is (located) in the direction of the east, and whose ingress is (another) opening of heaven, (located) in the west. I saw six openings through which the sun rises and six openings through which it sets. The moon also rises and sets through the same openings, and they are guided by the stars; together with those whom they lead, they are six in the east and six in the west heaven. All of them (are arranged) one after another in a constant order. There are many windows (both) to the right and the left of these openings. First there goes out the great light whose name is the sun; its roundness is like the roundness of the sky; and it is totally filled with light and heat. The chariot in which it ascends is (driven by) the blowing wind. The sun sets in the sky (in the west) and returns by the northeast in order to go to the east; it is guided so that it shall reach the eastern gate and shine in the face of the sky (1 Enoch 72:2-5). (Conclusion) From their geographical and historical context, one would expect the ancient Hebrews to have a flat-earth cosmology. Indeed, from the very beginning, ultra-orthodox Christians have been flat-earthers, arguing that to believe otherwise is to deny the literal truth of the Bible. The flat-earth implications of the Bible were rediscovered and popularized by English-speaking Christians in the mid-19th century. Liberal scriptural scholars later derived the same view. Thus, students with remarkably disparate points of view independently concluded that the ancient Hebrews had a flat-earth cosmology, often deriving this view from scripture alone. Their conclusions were dramatically confirmed by the rediscovery of 1 Enoch. Hope That Helps Coach & Mark Cheers!!
awesome start. shove your pens up your a#£e. 😂😂😂
25/01/2017 homework
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As we are all no doubt aware, the Moon is the closest stellar object to Earth. Ranging from 356,400 – 370,400 km at Perigee (i.e. when it is closet to Earth) to 404,000 – 406,700 km at Apogee (farthest from Earth), it is about 104 to 644 times closer to Earth than the next nearest object. This would be the planet Venus, which ranges in distance from 38 million km at its closest to 261 million km at its farthest. This close proximity to Earth is what makes the Moon brightest object in the sky, at least when the Sun's not around. It also gets a boost due to what is known as the Opposition Effect, which refers to how an object can appear brighter when it is illuminated from directly behind the observer
plainly put its close to us. it's reflective. and as long as it's above the horizon you'll see it. #pencilsupyourarse #locky1pinhead0
The Moon 23/01/2017
Simply put, there are two reasons for why the Moon can be seen during the daytime. First, there is the Moon’s apparent luminosity, which is due to its proximity to our planet and a combination of other factors. Second, there is the particular nature of the Moon’s orbit around Earth, otherwise known as the Lunar Cycle. Between these two factors, the Moon can become visible to the casual observer during the day.
Why has Mark changed to hitting mini Footballs..?
Yardas a pencil up my arse LOL
Johnson announced his first move as Prime Minister will be to figure out how to relocate the British Isles up onto the moon. "It will be a bloody awful task, but once it is accomplished it will be bloody worth it in the end."
Johnson stated that it is the only way to ensure British citizens "peace and quiet" and a break from "U.S. TV networks ripping off our telly ideas, and making them into watered down ex-colonist friendly pish-posh."
Asked if he thought that the move was at all realistic Johnson defended, "I saws it on the internet, so i suppose it could be done."
Asked why he assumes the British public will be more comfortable in the airless, asteroid prone vacuum of space rather than deal directly with other people he explained, "I'm not sure if foreigners are aware, but we don't need oxygen, and we don't get cold. We only eat fish and chips and drink tea to be polite when outsiders are watching." He also mentioned something about the British public's affinity for cheese, but he did not elaborate.
Boris Johnson summed up his reasoning for separating from the rest of the world population, "Ultimately, it is in the best interests of Great Britain to remove itself from the other, less proper elements of society. When we tried to share our culture with the rest of the world we were branded imperialists, so we would much rather pack up ourselves and go somewhere that we don't have to feel bad about looking down on the rest of you."
YARDAS A PENCIL UP HIS ARSE.
As it turns out, whether or not we can see the moon during the day depends on the brightness of its light—which is really just the sun's light reflecting off of the moon's surface—and the earth's rotation. In order for the moon to be visible in the sky, it needs to be some yardas above the horizon.
Daniel Aitken 28/01/17
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According to Universe Today, the moon is visible in the daytime because of its reflectivity and because the moon's orbit does not always keep it on the opposite side of the Earth from the sun. When the moon and sun are in the sky together, the reflected light from the moon's surface is enough to make the satellite visible even during the day.
You're welcome lads.
Yes please
Thumbs up for the lost ball music
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Just wanted to see a few #NUCKLEBALLS
Your chipping is rubbish
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shows in the day because its sunny there
Regards
lol
Did you know the moon is upside down when you are in the Southern Hemisphere ?