Have you tried “Excuse me, mind if I play through?”
“you need to get it close to the pin”.
Inspired words there pal, I hope I can remember this sage wisdom the next time I’m out on the course
Magnificent creature
What a beautiful experience. This would be such an amazing course to play. Unless there are also lions nearby
Flopportunity of a lifetime
AIM for the head, hit the water.
Me? I would just aim directly at the giraffe, I’m not gonna hit it. Now that other giraffe that came on the scene towards the end of the video is probably screwed lol
Texas wedge it….and hit one of them in the hoof.
Punch a 5 iron between the legs. Go on, do it
Hit the giraffe when I shank and get stomped on. Death by giraffe.
That beautiful animal is in the safest spot possible for me. Between me and the hole.
Redditors will try anything but asking the group in front of them to pick up pace of play smh
I see a gap…
Giraffe tax, let’s go 🍌
Id move the ball so I don’t even have a chance to hit that poor animal
Texas sized gap between its legs
I’d toss the ball past them and call it a stroke. No way I’d want to risk hitting Geoffrey.
I’m skulling…
Open the club face
I would probably skull it straight into the side of the giraffe and then get stomped on.
Maybe they want pets.

What an experience even with the slight inconvenience
That’s amazing offer the giraffe some weed and become your caddy
We aren’t hitting the tall horses with golf balls right?
Your friends will never believe this story.
Giraffes like trees are 90 percent air like trees!
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we’re going to have to go through it!
Perfect for my shot shape, I aim for the one on the left and slice that ball right onto the green
I didn’t know they had golf at toys r us
There’s something wrong with your cat
A little slice left to right. Missing him.
Jokes aside, if this were a casual round, I’d take a lateral drop well clear of the giraffe. I’m not down with potentially hurting an animal to save a stroke.
I’m dropping 30 yards to the right and then chunking it.
Just go try and feed them. They’ll move
Bend the knees and hit a nasty flop shot!
Giraffe are 90 percent air
Have you tried “Excuse me, mind if I play through?”
“you need to get it close to the pin”.
Inspired words there pal, I hope I can remember this sage wisdom the next time I’m out on the course
Magnificent creature
What a beautiful experience. This would be such an amazing course to play. Unless there are also lions nearby
Flopportunity of a lifetime
AIM for the head, hit the water.
Me? I would just aim directly at the giraffe, I’m not gonna hit it. Now that other giraffe that came on the scene towards the end of the video is probably screwed lol
Texas wedge it….and hit one of them in the hoof.
Punch a 5 iron between the legs. Go on, do it
Hit the giraffe when I shank and get stomped on. Death by giraffe.
That beautiful animal is in the safest spot possible for me. Between me and the hole.
Redditors will try anything but asking the group in front of them to pick up pace of play smh
I see a gap…
Giraffe tax, let’s go 🍌
Id move the ball so I don’t even have a chance to hit that poor animal
Texas sized gap between its legs
I’d toss the ball past them and call it a stroke. No way I’d want to risk hitting Geoffrey.
I’m skulling…
Open the club face
I would probably skull it straight into the side of the giraffe and then get stomped on.
Maybe they want pets.

What an experience even with the slight inconvenience
That’s amazing offer the giraffe some weed and become your caddy
Big o’ slingin’ hook
[Use your Giraffe wedge, duh.](https://i.imgur.com/O3MJadY.png)
giraffes neck muscles are crazy
Where is this course?
giraffe is like “f’n do it, bro. I dare you”
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
We aren’t hitting the tall horses with golf balls right?
Your friends will never believe this story.
Giraffes like trees are 90 percent air like trees!
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we’re going to have to go through it!
Perfect for my shot shape, I aim for the one on the left and slice that ball right onto the green
I didn’t know they had golf at toys r us
There’s something wrong with your cat
A little slice left to right. Missing him.
Jokes aside, if this were a casual round, I’d take a lateral drop well clear of the giraffe. I’m not down with potentially hurting an animal to save a stroke.
I’m dropping 30 yards to the right and then chunking it.
Look how jacked that thing is
Giraffes are 70% air, full send flop shot
I drop the club and go pet the sky puppy