“Accelerated by the league’s record-breaking performance in 2026” is one of the most ludicrous things I’ve ever read
DJTmicroP
“A global league with passionate fans”
tldredditnope
“record breaking”
jackkoppa
My schadenfreude, as we get to see player resignation announcements trickle in, is going to be significant
ShittheFickup
kyliebabyxox
Well, that’s one way to put it.
Rosenberg100
But does pif still “own” LIV?
shephrrd
“[corporate garbage words]”
beef-on-the-cob
ltb11
This combination of words is among the most absurd I’ve ever read. It says nothing while trying to sound authoritative, while we all know they’re (literally) royally screwed.
Bye bye LIV. No one will miss you.
bannermania
Just say you’ve appointed administrators already sheesh
efrisbee
Strategic evolution guys, this was always the plan, nothing to worry about
deeds44
Is Karoline Leavitt their PR person? The spin here is ridiculous.
Crafty-Bunch2975
DoBe21
“We’re looking for investors to throw their money away and/or burn it”
Covah88
Thats a chatgpt response lmao. See all the hyphonated words? I run my work emails through chatgpt all the time and then always have to go back and remove all the dashes. Chatgpt loves them for whatever reason
northsider82
Holy fuck enough already with this bush league farce.
WHSRWizard
That’s one big pig and one helluva tube of lipstick
scparks44
Jesus Christ the corporate word salad is hard to read.
ShufflingToGlory
/r/golf should buy it, in the same way The Onion just bought InfoWars. Don’t know if we could turn it into more of a clown show than it already is but it would be worth a try!
icepck
It’s tough fighting the machine. I really hope they keep ignoring the noise and people can enjoy it. The argument about blood money shouldn’t prevent people from watching anymore.
Cornwall1888
They are losing tens of millions every month and their reputation is declining rapidly, not that it was ever in a good place
They’ll struggle to find investors
jmarinara
Silence, brand.
TheFonz2244
What kind of delusional corporate drivel speak is this lol.
MikeinAustin
“Casually spewing utter and complete BS” really is the post millennial thing isn’t it. Just everything is BS speak, full of lies.
Adventurous-Tea-876
Good luck with that. lol
go_beavs
that is some high-quality horseshit
theduderman
This reads like the “vote of confidence” a team owner gives a coach right before they get fired.
go_beavs
“and this year’s winner for outstanding excellence in the field of achievement is…”
redskinsfan30
It’s like appointing a new captain as the titanic sinks
DontStalkMeNow
In the future, there will be history classes on this kind of bullshit corporate lingo.
“Diversified, multi-partner investment model”
… We will now be frantically hounding every single person we know for money.
i8bb8
cbburch1
“This strategic rearrangement of deck lounging opportunities is designed to reposition our organization for long-term success.”
-RMS Titanic
luaprepuoc
What are people’s thoughts on the PGA allowing any previous PGA tour members to rejoin under the same/ similar penalties as Brooks? I understand some missed the window or were not offered it in the first place but if they were essentially forced to play as many tournaments as possible, even the small ones. Then the extra viewership would go a long way.
morkler
God I hate corporate jargon.
enrvuk
Just close it down and stop wasting more money you Qibi idiots.
nomore5tre55
Lockstep!
jrock7979
PyramidWater
It’s the Corporate word salad that gets me.
tinfoilbat
I hope the players have saved those millions.
tac0722
It’s almost embarrassing. Stick a fork in it…
mrpopenfresh
The Saudis are realigning their investments now that they have to deal with an unstable gulf.
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“Accelerated by the league’s record-breaking performance in 2026” is one of the most ludicrous things I’ve ever read
“A global league with passionate fans”
“record breaking”
My schadenfreude, as we get to see player resignation announcements trickle in, is going to be significant
Well, that’s one way to put it.
But does pif still “own” LIV?
“[corporate garbage words]”
This combination of words is among the most absurd I’ve ever read. It says nothing while trying to sound authoritative, while we all know they’re (literally) royally screwed.
Bye bye LIV. No one will miss you.
Just say you’ve appointed administrators already sheesh
Strategic evolution guys, this was always the plan, nothing to worry about
Is Karoline Leavitt their PR person? The spin here is ridiculous.
“We’re looking for investors to throw their money away and/or burn it”
Thats a chatgpt response lmao. See all the hyphonated words? I run my work emails through chatgpt all the time and then always have to go back and remove all the dashes. Chatgpt loves them for whatever reason
Holy fuck enough already with this bush league farce.
That’s one big pig and one helluva tube of lipstick
Jesus Christ the corporate word salad is hard to read.
/r/golf should buy it, in the same way The Onion just bought InfoWars. Don’t know if we could turn it into more of a clown show than it already is but it would be worth a try!
It’s tough fighting the machine. I really hope they keep ignoring the noise and people can enjoy it. The argument about blood money shouldn’t prevent people from watching anymore.
They are losing tens of millions every month and their reputation is declining rapidly, not that it was ever in a good place
They’ll struggle to find investors
Silence, brand.
What kind of delusional corporate drivel speak is this lol.
“Casually spewing utter and complete BS” really is the post millennial thing isn’t it. Just everything is BS speak, full of lies.
Good luck with that. lol
that is some high-quality horseshit
This reads like the “vote of confidence” a team owner gives a coach right before they get fired.
“and this year’s winner for outstanding excellence in the field of achievement is…”
It’s like appointing a new captain as the titanic sinks
In the future, there will be history classes on this kind of bullshit corporate lingo.
“Diversified, multi-partner investment model”
… We will now be frantically hounding every single person we know for money.
“This strategic rearrangement of deck lounging opportunities is designed to reposition our organization for long-term success.”
-RMS Titanic
What are people’s thoughts on the PGA allowing any previous PGA tour members to rejoin under the same/ similar penalties as Brooks? I understand some missed the window or were not offered it in the first place but if they were essentially forced to play as many tournaments as possible, even the small ones. Then the extra viewership would go a long way.
God I hate corporate jargon.
Just close it down and stop wasting more money you Qibi idiots.
Lockstep!
It’s the Corporate word salad that gets me.
I hope the players have saved those millions.
It’s almost embarrassing. Stick a fork in it…
The Saudis are realigning their investments now that they have to deal with an unstable gulf.