“on” the property? That’s some walk for a quick pee.
Double-Mine981
As long as they don’t a nasa telescope they aren’t seeing anything any way
eatmyasserole
Has that sign been peed on yet?
Getthechemlightfluid
The sign serves as good “penile” cover
wtfhiolol10000
Does this mean all guys in Texas prefer (if not enjoy) viewing other guys pee?
Okcgoodtimes
If you stood behind the sign and pee, they couldn’t see you
unsolved49
Someone is gonna poop out there and plead ignorance
nevets4433
Imagine the pearl clutching that would go on if someone rolled up and took a crap by the sign
Ballders
Wild that they are referencing peeing as sexual. Some people are freaking weird. If it isn’t sexual, or meant to be sexual, that statute doesn’t apply.
This is not legal advice.
ihatecarrotcake
There’s a golf course near me that everyone knows not to pee in the woods. Tons of people have caught charges for it.
ArtieJay
Same section of the code that outlaws homosexual conduct (Section 21.06). However, the only sections that could apply in this case are 21.08 or 21.11 which require “intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person,” and who pees like that anyway?
RS_Mich
Apparently only having facilities at hole 9 isn’t sufficient. If pace of play is slow, that’s possibly 2.5 hour plus.
AntonCigar
Some maga dude saw some monster cock peeing out there and made a big fuss
typical_mistakes
Just put up a sign that says “leaving golf course, entering paintball field — eye protection required.” Then sting them right on the peepee.
Dry-Discipline-2525
I wonder how many people have pissed on that dumb sign
Glum_Source_7411
I piss on the course when I have to. I do it behind a large tree or in the bushes. I don’t do it in veiw of houses. I don’t know why everyone of you fucking degenerates are defending exposing yourself to children. You can clearly see that house right there.
Hashtag_Tech
Maybe that’s why they do it.
LarkusBarkus
I hate that hole…that approach shot suuuuucks
One_Bullfrog2918
Should get a sharpie and correct it.
hrpomrx
I assume a lot of golfers were taking a piss around that point. Solution: “We’ll build a sign discouraging this.” instead of “Maybe we should build a bathroom here?”
Turbulent_Raisin4458
This must be the USA right? No sane country would make pissing on a tree in a field criminal
withurwife
Bro is concerned with urine. *Now watch this shit.*
NeverFailBetaMale
Looks like a pretty good sign… FOR ME TO PISS ON
tookurjobs
I definitely do *not* want to know about the Texas Penile Code
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“on” the property? That’s some walk for a quick pee.
As long as they don’t a nasa telescope they aren’t seeing anything any way
Has that sign been peed on yet?
The sign serves as good “penile” cover
Does this mean all guys in Texas prefer (if not enjoy) viewing other guys pee?
If you stood behind the sign and pee, they couldn’t see you
Someone is gonna poop out there and plead ignorance
Imagine the pearl clutching that would go on if someone rolled up and took a crap by the sign
Wild that they are referencing peeing as sexual. Some people are freaking weird. If it isn’t sexual, or meant to be sexual, that statute doesn’t apply.
This is not legal advice.
There’s a golf course near me that everyone knows not to pee in the woods. Tons of people have caught charges for it.
Same section of the code that outlaws homosexual conduct (Section 21.06). However, the only sections that could apply in this case are 21.08 or 21.11 which require “intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person,” and who pees like that anyway?
Apparently only having facilities at hole 9 isn’t sufficient. If pace of play is slow, that’s possibly 2.5 hour plus.
Some maga dude saw some monster cock peeing out there and made a big fuss
Just put up a sign that says “leaving golf course, entering paintball field — eye protection required.” Then sting them right on the peepee.
I wonder how many people have pissed on that dumb sign
I piss on the course when I have to. I do it behind a large tree or in the bushes. I don’t do it in veiw of houses. I don’t know why everyone of you fucking degenerates are defending exposing yourself to children. You can clearly see that house right there.
Maybe that’s why they do it.
I hate that hole…that approach shot suuuuucks
Should get a sharpie and correct it.
I assume a lot of golfers were taking a piss around that point. Solution: “We’ll build a sign discouraging this.” instead of “Maybe we should build a bathroom here?”
This must be the USA right? No sane country would make pissing on a tree in a field criminal
Bro is concerned with urine. *Now watch this shit.*
Looks like a pretty good sign… FOR ME TO PISS ON
I definitely do *not* want to know about the Texas Penile Code
Texas.