Look, I know I’m 52 and getting close to the “Get off my lawn” phase of life, but I still like to have a good time. We play music on the course (at a reasonable volume), have a few drinks, and sometimes cut up a little. But this golf bros/influencer thing has gotten out of control. I’ve said recently that COVID ruined golf, but it’s getting worse with people that would wear some bullshit like this to the course.

Now I’ll just slink off to bed at 9pm and take my angry downvotes like the true GenXer that doesn’t give af what yall think.

by Careless-Tale

31 Comments

  1. ThatOneRedditBro

    If the random paired with me had that shirt on I would actually consider puking on his lap. That would gross me out for 4 hours.

  2. DuhBulls

    *getting close to the “Get off my lawn” phase*

    You’re already there brother

  3. totallynotroyalty

    Ar first i thought this was a regular length shirt with a printed midsection on the bottom half. That would have been much nicer.

  4. theam3ricanstig

    You are fully in the ‘get off my lawn’ stage if this is what triggers you. Goofy golf shirts are awesome. The game doesn’t have to be so stuffy

  5. Manray2099

    He don’t give a fuck but he had to come here a complain

  6. IllHat8961

    A borderline boomer getting upset at a targeted Facebook ad?

    Well would you look at that

  7. HangoverGang4L

    Looks like a Travis Matthew length shirt lol

  8. Money-Win7309

    lol that’s wild, golf courses are turning into a fashion circus now. bring back the chill vibes?

  9. FatFaceFaster

    I’m just upset at the disproportionate bellybutton.

  10. Cute-Professor2821

    I’d be willing to bet money that most of us will never see one of these shirts in person

  11. FordGT2017

    I want to see someone wear this in real life

  12. No-Discussion4920

    It’s cool, they have different belly button sizes and hairy/not hairy option.

  13. 14Thierry

    Covid absolutely ruined golf. Shrink the game

  14. EarAcceptable3413

    this is wild haha what even are the chances of this happening randomly like that

  15. CankleSteve

    Is this the dude version of live laugh love art?

    I hate them both. But this is kinda funny for a gag gift

  16. naked_short

    There’s a reason private golf courses exist.

  17. BigFatModeraterFupa

    yeah now i really want to buy one 🤣🤣

    wait a minute… is this whole post actually a secret ad??? you sneaky sob🤣

  18. homiej420

    Looks like an easy way to get thrown off a course

  19. Real-Repair-1825

    I’m confused about who is the target audience for this golf shirt.

  20. the_last_0ne

    You gotta beat them at their own game bro. Cut a polo into a crop top so you still have a collared shirt to pass muster. Hang that gut with pride. Tell them its good luck to rub it before each hole.

  21. I found this badass store called Dan Flashes, that’s my exact style.

  22. tacomycocko

    Nah shrink the game is in defcon 1, I’ve said it a million times and I’ll continue to say it

  23. Stock_Information_47

    “I dont give a fuck what you think” but also let me write this post complaining about you and what you think is fun pretty much sums up the average gen X.

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