my wife’s been getting private lessons for years from john redcorn, but we still haven’t been able to play yet because of her headaches
Even_Section5620
When she divorces you it’ll stay in the house so idk
HerbertWest_81
I dont have the whole idea yet but im certain you should start the conversation with “I saw how much money therapy costs and realized thats about what a golf simulator would cost…”
Ill fill in the rest when it comes to me.
Impossible-Pack-2501
Arrange a foursome to break her in.
osbornje1012
A system for getting the wife into the game of golf and allowing her to train.
SpaceChatter
Just take her to Trevor’s for dinner.
BigSquiby
pitch it now you can spend more time together, It’s good for your health, it will pay for itself in under a year vs driving range, and now you can play golf in the garage anytime you can stop banging her sister
OldReputation7262
“I thought it was a stimulator not a simulator!” ??
OriginalJayVee
Start pre-sleeping on the couch now. If asked why, calmly explain that you are making deposits for an upcoming announcement.
pbag82
Have her boyfriend suggest to her that she might like a golf simulator.
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Home cinema system
Just include the divorce papers
my wife’s been getting private lessons for years from john redcorn, but we still haven’t been able to play yet because of her headaches
When she divorces you it’ll stay in the house so idk
I dont have the whole idea yet but im certain you should start the conversation with “I saw how much money therapy costs and realized thats about what a golf simulator would cost…”
Ill fill in the rest when it comes to me.
Arrange a foursome to break her in.
A system for getting the wife into the game of golf and allowing her to train.
Just take her to Trevor’s for dinner.
pitch it now you can spend more time together, It’s good for your health, it will pay for itself in under a year vs driving range, and now you can play golf in the garage anytime you can stop banging her sister
“I thought it was a stimulator not a simulator!” ??
Start pre-sleeping on the couch now. If asked why, calmly explain that you are making deposits for an upcoming announcement.
Have her boyfriend suggest to her that she might like a golf simulator.
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2 posts down from this one in my feed…. The algorithm chose me to help you.
You need a golf cart to park next to the sim, a sun lamp, a fan to simulate the breeze, and a cooler full of White Claws