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Golf mates. Hope you’re enjoying the hidden gems. But check this out. We’ve got something big coming for you straight after the hidden gems. We’re doing a Max and Paddyy style camper van trip. So, it’s going to be Bangablo Liam the non-golfer. I’ll give you a quick tour of this. Check this out. Look at the young man here. Come in. Come in. Come in. Look at the young man. All right, golf mates. This is my single. That’s Nick’s. Two beds, two singles. That’s me and Pres done. Two singles. What’s this up here? That’s the double. So, this is the king size. This is, you know, where the magic happens. This is going to be lovely. Um, but obviously that’s three beds. So, you do the math. There’s four of us. That means someone’s going to have to go in a tent outside. It’s getting into dece. It’s getting into the winter months. It’s going to be cold outside. So basically, we’re thinking loser on the day has to go and sleep in that tent. It’s not going to be me. Let’s just put it that way, right? So we’re thinking of doing teams. It’s going to be me and the non- golfer against Pres and his Sunny never had well Barlow and the Sunny never had Pres. So whoever loses, Liam Oalo is going to have to go in the tent. Would you like to see me and the young man get involved and play one shot from that round? the weather wins, maybe next day they’ll do two shots. We’ll figure something out. But would you like to see us get involved? Um, we’re loving making the hidden gems at the moment. Looking forward to this next week. Wish us luck and uh and yeah, enjoy the rest of the hidden gems. Where do we go from here? Where do we go from here? Simon and smoke that golf mates. Absolute masterclass. Steve, you’re phenomenal. You are. Oh, beautiful. Stevie boy. Oh, Steve. I’m back, guys. Mental warfare. Ball bags. Looks like he’s having a fit. just rammed in from 25 ft. Oh, and I’ve missed it. Here you do it. Sorry. He’s on his waffler, isn’t he? Oh, definitely. Oh god, it’s going to be a long day of this, isn’t it? Derek, do you want to play? Golf mates, day nine. We’ve got a belter for you. We’re still in Murray Spide. We This course got found to us because I left the rangefinder at Bookpool. So, we’ve come here. We should have been another course, but we got watered off. Where are we? We’re at Madison, par 71, 6,300 yd. Handicaps are four for me, six for Mr. Barlow, one for Simon P. So, Steve, we have been here for a couple of hours since the boys left the cameras, haven’t they? No, it’s not our doing, was it? No, it wasn’t doing, but we’ve met three lovely people. Yeah. Callum who’s the uh the course manager. We’ve got Mark who’s the the the clubhouse manager and we’ve got the lovely Isa. Yeah. Uh in there in the clubhouse as well. So big up to uh Callum, Mark and Isa. Thank you very much for your support, guys. Oh, this looks proper, doesn’t it? Cross tip. Cross tip. Generous furway. Accuracy is you need to be very accurate on this. That just doesn’t make sense. Does that make sense? Generous fur away. But you need to That’s what the pro says. All right, golf mates. Uh, hole five here. 388 yards, stroke index 9. I’m going to call this forest view. I’m taking a shot. Okay. Okay. Right. Ste up. Uphill or up fill? Up the hill. Right. Great. Lost it. Oh, is it left? Slightly pulled him into that. Did he finish? No idea. Just gone into the roof behind the bunker. Oh, okay. You might find that edge of the roof. Not edge of the roof. Did you not listen to Baros tip? It’s a slightly a generous finger, but you got to be And you’ve missed, but accuracy is a premium. Premium. Correct. Thank you, Oracle. You’re welcome. Not me. We’re not worthy, sir. It’s off the pro. Where is he? I don’t know. He’s written in the book. Do you think that’ll be Stuart Macintosh, the course designer? I think you’re in No, it’s a pro. Don’t think it’s him. Scottish international player who’s now playing on the Legends tour. Don’t know. Don’t say who’s some pro. Okay. Don’t know who it is. Okay. Could be Tag Woods. Could be Dave McKinnon. Oh no, he’s a faker. No. Well, I’ve opened the green up. I’m just going to say that. Liam, has he woke up in a bit of a grumpy mood today? It’s the most miserable in the world. Bet you love it. Oh. Oh. Oh, that’s gone right. Oh, no. Golf, mate, that was an easy one. That walk. Can Can you just reiterate the golf uh the pro tip there, Steve? Yeah. A generous furway and uh accuracy is a premium. Are you sure you read that right? Because it’s double Dutch. Well, that’s what he says. It does doesn’t make sense that, does it? There’s a massive paragraph there. The bits are pulled out of it. A genuous fairway in accuracy is a premium. That’s what it says basically. Right mate, Barlow and myself have not been able to hit the fairway grass. Big as a bucket. Fur it. It’s big. According to the course planner, it’s a big generous. It says not big. Generous. Think the size of a ball, aren’t you? Uh-oh. Bunker. Kick left. It’s going. Everything goes right. I can’t see anything. Didn’t see it finish. Going towards that bunker anyway. Is that good in middle of them? Oh no. Oh, I should have said I’m having a shot. Not to worry. I need a I like you doing this course thingy, Steve. It’s brilliant. Well, just picking out the paragraphs. What you like? I think I think it’s more interesting. I just need a we Well, how lucky was he there? ETA like Ste. I mean, oh, he’s going to blame it on going back for this, going back for that. And yeah, I mean, he’s he’s off his rocker, isn’t he? Oh, definitely. just absolutely off he so he’d be fuming like he keeps forgetting his routine routine routine. Yeah, deep down he’s fuming. But uh yeah, he’s got away with that one. He has massively. He’s just not moving the body, you know. He’s not moving anything. He’s just swinging on like orangutang in a cage. And I I can’t believe he’s won three. Is it three events this draw? Four events. I’ve won nothing. Correct. You won best. Hey, tell you what, there’s some big birds here. We’ll just have a look in the sky here. They must be going for the rabbits. Uh, right. Looks like I got very lucky there. Time for me to shine. I’ve had a bit of a rough day today. I’ve had sort of work out sort of video out normally with the buggy uh buggies with the cameras backwards and forwards. But it’s okay. It’s only time. No one’s died. Right. Mr. Barlow is going a long long way, but he has got a shot. I’ve got lucky. Very lucky. Hey up ste. Hey up. What have we got here my man? Well I can’t see the flag. I think I just see tip of it end of that tree as I’m just slightly taller than you mate. Yeah. Allow me to assist. And I’ve got 216 up. So see Liam’s ball. Yeah. Six. See the edge of the bunker? Yeah. I’ve got left his ball. Straight up that. That’s how I see it. Yep. Straight up that, mate. I mean one of the best fairway wood players that I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing with. What? That’s not fairway. Fairway wood. Fairway wood player. Oh. Oh. Do you know what that could absolute master class Steve right on line with? Right on line with the pin. So that’s it. 19. I think that’s going to get there. Wait for Presley. Let’s wait for the Reaper. 20 foot shot. Foot. 20 foot shot. Well done, Steve. Great shot, Mr. Barlow. Hold it. Not bad. Out the roof. See, he’s been looking at that course management card. See, if you read that course card, you you’ll do well. I’m a fan. I’m a fan. Accuracy is a premium. That’s what it says. Accuracy is a premium. Yeah. I’ve got 140. Um, it sounds weird. It’s It’s the boats in it. I heard the greens are quite firm, aren’t they? Even with all rain we’ve had. I mean, it’s one of the highest or the most exposed points of the course. I know we’re framed with the forest at the left side here. Pinned 157. A nine iron is not going 157. So, it’s a nine iron. Yeah. And it’s a pre-shot routine. Wind’s moving left to right. Just commit, mate. You got this. Oops. Sorry. Green keeper is wrecking your winds left to right, is it? Wind’s left to right, mate. hard on it. Hit it. Hit it. Breeze. Beautiful strike. Beautiful stroke, mate. Well, wait for the Well done. Oh, front edge. Front edge. What more? I guess uphill. We didn’t really take that into account, did we? Should do. It’s an extra club at least. Winds off the left. This is true, Mr. B. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Oracle. Is that pin at the back of the green, mate? No, middle. It said it coming. Middle. Hey, that’s a big advantage. What’s advantage? I can ask you. You’ve got a course management card. Well, that’s Look, have a look at the card. 115 m. Yeah. 126 yards. I reckon the 50. Yeah, I think there’s bounce. Wind as well. Definitely there’s bounce. Be lovely. Sunny, would it? If it was sunny, it would pop like anything, would it? Oh, going sick like oy bells. It was 2 hours ago, would it s? Pardon? We nearly got suntan, didn’t we, when we first arrived, right? 50°. A what? 50°. 50°. You’ve got a good lie though. It sat up, isn’t it? Sat up like Jackie. Like a coconut. Good line. And good line, boys. Great line on this. Got big kick forward. That’s I think Presley’s going to say something. I think it’s going to run to the pin. He’s still zooming. That means it’s going big. Oh, kid. Hey, up, kid. I’m back, guys. Feeling confident about today. Golf mates. Phone somewhere. I You’re rubbing off on me. Have you found somewhere? I definitely have. Have you been turkey? I tell you what, I got stung by a bee earlier today in the toilets. There’s a bloody another one there, too. Up under my shirt here. Well, kill him. If it’s bit you, he’s definitely dead anyway. That’s for sure. Bit my carcass. Oh, it’s on the floor running around in circles. What? The green saw like vivid green, isn’t it, mate? They are beautiful. Flawless. The greens actually like Steve’s complexion. They’re up to now. He’s at it again. Golf mates, he’s going to come back. Go on. Come on. I think it could come back. Let’s come back, Steve. Come back. Come back. Hello. Good shot. Can’t believe that. Every shot pleases someone. Oh, it’s not that steep, Steve. Unlucky. Honestly, you deserve better than that. Was because it’s damp. Don’t know. It’s like you tried to play it. Yeah, I tried to play that though. Little bit harder than I wanted, but purposely to get it down the banking. Hopefully. Yeah, but it don’t it’s not come down. Now, did you try to purposely play that shot? Yeah. Oh, you did. You try to put it up the hill and shoot it back down. Come back down. Yeah. But I did it a bit hard, but it’s up to you. Okay. Up to you, not me. Come on, lumper. Lumper, lumper. We’re on one of the highest points here, Steve. Yes. And we’ve got the beautiful Murray FTH. Yeah. To the northeast. And we got some beautiful hills to the south. Yeah. I mean, it’s a stunning parcel of land. The Oracle situated between Invenesse and Abedine. Abedine. Yeah. Absolutely brilliant, isn’t it? There’s some nice facts for you. Fun facts. Right. Let’s go, John. Do you know what these greens are? Beautiful. Tournament standards. What you see on like the DP world? Absolutely flawless, mate. Oh, yeah. As we said, big shout out to Callum and his team. They’ve done a wonderful job here. Greens are superb. The staff have done nothing but welcome us with open arms. So, been traveling. Steve, you got that box of Kleenex? The tissues? Yeah, no problem. Got a towel. Crying that much. Mr. H. Oh, I’ll take that from down there all day long. Hold on. It’s a great put. Little misread at the last 6 foot, but I’ll tell you that. That’s a great put. It’s down through. It’s not going to rain. It’s totally missing us all. Coming that way. That rain over there is going over to Abedinish. Right. Yeah. He’s putting boots on yesterday and the day before. He’s putting for birdie. Good roll. not have a bounce on that. Yeah, that’s good. Stay away. Thank you. Good roll. Good boy, mate. Thank you. It’s a good roll. That’s Ste. Hello. Oh, get your lips off my golf ball. Oh, good. Unlucky. Boogie. Oh, yeah. Say that with a shot. Five for two. Unlucky, mate. That was a beautifully struck putt. And well read too. Oh, Mr. Harrison. You don’t expect me missing steel. Well done, mate. Great golf scores on the doors. Four for two, Simon Payne. Four for two, Mr. Harrison. Five for two, Mr. Bow. Right, third golf mates. This is where the course opens up. Look at this. Now, I might be wrong for the American followers, but it looks like Whistling Straits now or point. I think it is Whistling Straits or is Whistling Straits on the Sea? Whistling Straits is on the sea. It’s not on. It’s not Whistling Straits then. It’s Shincock Hills, I think it is. It’s got that crazy um It’s Shinik Hills. Shinikok Hills, right? I think. Okay, Luke. American. Help me out. You’re a dy 174. Wow. Oh, you’re the tea. But I’ve got to name it, aren’t I? You do. Right. I’ll do what you said. I’ll get a yardage for you and then I’ll name it. Needs a we knock down here. Golf mates. 156 m. 160 m. Roto. 156. Yeah. I’m not that good, golf mates, by the way. I round everything up. 160. Hang on. See different clock though. Right. The pro tip on this old boys is don’t be distracted by the pictures of the hole. You got hazards left and hazards right. It’s on the course. Picturesque it is, Steve. That’s it. Don’t be distracted by it. It’s got hazards left and hazards right elevated green. I’m going with seven. Okay. I’m going to try and I’m going to try and be committed and knock this one down. I think it’s left to right wind, isn’t it? More or less in your face. Okay. It’s called Jewel. Jewel. Jewel. She was a very pretty lady. Jewel. Don’t know her. Jewel singer. Jewel. Never heard of her. Never heard of her. Singing. Come on. She’s He’s told you facts about singing all week. Never heard of her. Shabarangs. Tell him. Yeah. Shabaranks. What was it? Glory days. Glory days. You know, the longer I stand here. Yeah. The wind’s picking up more. I’m uh It’s an elevated green. Oh. Oh. Are you sure? I’m going six. Oh, they’re all read my mind. Super caddyy. I’ve already had it. Is that your routine? Change your club. Trying to remain fully focused here, Steven. Sorry, Oracle. Bones, right? By the way, that’s where this tip came. Don’t be distracted by the pictures of the hall, the bunkers, the elevated green. Elevated. Hell elevation of the green hook in the air. It’s like not even moving. It’s like the herated flags, right? Come on, guys. Get focused here. Great strike. This is all over the pin. This Oh, be good. Be good, baby. Birdie. Too big. Should I get my club? No, it’s not. You bit the right club there. Seven. Get in there. Yeah, you’ve hit that 12 out of 10. And it’s just hit back of the green, mate. I’m I’m stoked. Golf shot. I’m stoked. Thank you. Beautiful. Thank you. At least someone respects my talent. Steven too big. Well, I will say the wind didn’t say that left to right, did it? No, but like I said, I’ve been working on trying to get that draw and I’m happy with that. Swing through. Oh, just fade a fraction. Naughty boy. A fraction. Oh. It’s safe. It’s safe. Safe. Chip up. I tell you what, that sounded so good. Yeah. What was that? It just seemed to drop out of the sky, didn’t it? Did, didn’t it? But you’re safe. You’re safe. Got an uphill chip. It’s James. I didn’t like it’s gone in. No, not really. I got the muscles to go this way. Yeah, these go that way. Think I’ve lost it. Sleeped in that caravan. There might be seven. I think you’ll be all right. H I’m aiming for Simon’s ball. I think the mating call of the bar. Oh, Steven, get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Smash that. Get up. It is. Sure. I think the wind’s swirling. That all right there. You could see it getting hit that. No, I put it too far out. Holy smoke. That’s come back onto the fairway, Steve. I know. Not as lucky as Liam, am I? What a beautiful hole. You look happy bunker, am I? No, you side of it. What? Stop for a second. What? The Murray Furth. Look at that. Oh, right. You seen it all yesterday. But I’m just saying. So, I think right now we’re at the highest point on the golf course. Yeah. Well, it does. I like that. I like all this grass. Beautiful, isn’t it? Wish I knew the name for it. Wisp. What is it? What would you call? It’s a fescue. I don’t know if it’s a sedge is probably more everything. I’m waiting for you to say long grass. It is though. But I like the odd spot with these trees in it. It’s stunning, mate. I like it. I like Parkland, but with a lynx feel on the turf. Pathland. What a shot by Simon P there. Uh I thought he had a great one myself. Mr. Parlor just leaked a bit. Run back on where I think I could be. Uh I can see a key here. I got white suit. Maybe we should have played on purples. It is what it is. Uh definely like this boat. It’s coming into his hole. The seventh hole, the sixth hole is along par five. Really good. We just missed that cuz of that rain on the par four before. So, I just thought I’d get us away from there cuz I’ve had enough of rain this week. We’ve had an absolute nightmare with the weather. But oh no, I’m actually slipping high. I thought it I thought I hit a good shot. Sometimes you just don’t get a good shot, right, Mrs. B? Yeah. I’ll give you an example. Don’t want to be down here with me. No. Had the right club size. Yeah, you did, mate. Right. I’ve got a little 56. Needs to be right here. Back. Stop. Up the hill and down. It’s safe. Oh Jesus. Is it it high? This is gorgeous. Shot mate. Shot. Has he gone off? Hardly. Perfect club. Le you know sometimes we get them. Well, you think there’s a cuz we know we know where we are with our fingers. Yeah. It’s a beautifully shaped shot, too. Roto, champ, come on. 56. Come on. Hit the pin. Hit the pin. Hit the pin. Oh, unlucky. Hold it. We’re good. Susie hit it. Unlucky, mate. About 13 ft. I got to get my putter. 13 ft. Remember that? Well, let you measure me carpets. Clarky, did I ever tell you you’re my hero? Honestly, you suit her. You should have some. Get a sy get some Nashes. I mean, I’m thinking of going to Turkey. You’ve been, ain’t you? But you should have got him in white. Not her. You could have got in black. I’m just taking a little bit of time here, boys. Sorry. I don’t want to put you off cuz it next door looks amazing. Almost looks dead straight. Don’t worry about Steven’s line. And he’s not on the green, so you’re okay, aren’t you? Wouldn’t bother anybody, did it? You today twice. It’s him. I don’t think Oh, here we go. I saw him. No, it’s Oh no. Wow. That got miles better than I thought. Okay, give us the puppy eyes. Take it away. Good pie on that hole. I’ll take that. That’s your line, is it? Ain’t it, Simon? Vinnie, you can get your bounce right. This is your line, really, isn’t it? But the wind didn’t take them, did they? Your Well, yours pin haunted. Yeah. Right, Mr. B, for a par. Good roll. Go on. Go on. Well done, Steve. Well done. Right, Liam. Nothing but net here, brother. Hit him, mate. Hit him. Had it as well, didn’t I? So defensive. Pick him up. I think he was very defensive, mate. There’s no boogeyman past the hole. I didn’t hit that one, did I? Only Nick. Thinking about the line, weren’t I? Not to worry. No one’s died. Oh, right. Scores on the doors. Three for two, Mr. Payne, four for one, Mr. Harrison, and four Mr. Barlow. It was pain’s been steady the whole trip. There’s always a couple of holes where I go over my shirt. Right. What a what a hole we’ve got here. We’ve got 58 yards to the middle dog leg par five. Little sweeping. Uh, beautiful. What’s it called, sir? Left to right. And what’s the pros tip or barow tip? Pros tip is it’s a double left to right. What? You’ve got a left to right here and then it’s another left to right further down the furway. Is it to the green? Okay, that’s what the pros tip is. I’ve never heard of double double dog. So double dog leg. Double dog leg. So the hole is like a letter U. So the green should be here. Well, look, that’s what it says on the card. Cheers, Steve. That’s what it says. You the man, Steve. You the man. It’s got to kick right on it. Left it furway. Or you going? What are you doing? I’m sorry, mate. I can’t divulge that information. Sorry, golf mates. This He’ll hit it and then he’ll say that’s where he meant. I’ve got a picture in my mind. Right. And it’s towards the village in the background. Love it. That’s a great shot. Yeah. Left a little tree. That needs to Is that big? It’s on that little bush in it. Didn’t see it finish. Go into that little bush. Downhill. You can’t see it finish. I couldn’t see that finish. Go in that little bush. Boat’s right. Yeah, you’re fine. We went to a little bush. Yeah, I was going to say. Yeah, it’s a it’s a long it’s a long hole. I’ll have a shot in here, by the way. I mean, is that you? No. Two out of three. This is four full. Oh, is it? Is it? Oh, it is, isn’t it? I don’t think. Just ask the oracle. Oh, ra five. Got it. It’s kicking right. You’re fine. You’re on top. Oh, that’s going down. We got that. We got it, mate. Stayed on top. Bananas. You know, just went on level one for get on two. And it’s never mate. How’s this pre-shot going, mate? I forgot to do it now. Did you notice? It’s cuz it’s I’m used to filming. I’m always trying to keep the get everyone. I know you don’t have to worry. I know. We got Steve for that. Where going? We’re waiting at you. Stevie boy. That’s got to hit that yellow bit of green fur there and kick left. Oh, Steve. Can’t reach. Honestly. Yeah. I wish I could hit it very mate. All right. I wish I could hit it straight. You’re phenomenal. You are fairway finder. Is it fairway finder? Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Yeah. Yeah. Phenomenal. Are you giving us a phenomenal? Are you on the right hole with your finger? Yeah. S. What does that say? Double dead log. Double pros tip. An elevated tea offers a double dog leg. Look at the green. Thank you. Arrest my case. Double Luke. Double dog leg. A double double dog leg. No, it’s just a dog leg. No. For the well struck drive, it should be an easy birdie hole. See? It’s a split fairway as well. Marvelous, isn’t it? See, right, because we’ve told you already that I don’t have time to do the history. So, there’s no Barlow’s history, I don’t think, on this vlog, unless he’s come up with something and get it all wrong and we show it. He’s pro tip to doing that. Anyway, what can I say? Hopefully, you’ve enjoyed all the fun we have. Now, we’re not taking the mick out of him being nasty. It’s just good solid mates banter. Double dog leg cuz it’s left to right then right to left. It’s definitely a one dog leg, ain’t it? Sigh. No, it’s a left to right and then right to left. Anyway, Steve, what do you got here, my man? Oh, I can’t reach. I’m just banging a fivewood down there. Leave myself maybe 140 in. Right. I think you’ll do better. You’ll go longer than that, Steve. Don’t think so. Yeah, you got 312. You let this firewood close to 200. Yeah. Well, I don’t want to go in that bunker, do I? Come on, big fella. You’re not going in that bunker, mate. I hope not. I’ll do you. It’s not your best, but it’s going to work in it. Yeah, it’s all right. Tell you what, you got a bit of bit of nice run on that. Too much left. Tough fly, too, Steve. I think you have a little 18 in there or something. Well done, mate. Good effort. Good ef. Good effort against the window. A lot of wind up there, Oracle. Nothing. Dafted. I’ve got 280. I think five. The wind’s in though. So, so you’re thinking your aim points to the bunker in the middle of the fairway there? I can’t. Yeah. Yeah. Just light land might push it that way. There’s no way five iron get in there. No, mate. Just plot your way. But it just looks about 190 way. Yeah. Plot your way down the fairway. Make your birdie the oldfashioned way. 280 into middle. Oh, beautiful. The lie was going to throw you right. Tell you what, you’re married. Your arm’s swinging. your your your your use of your lower body. Perfect there. It’s all sorted routine. I forgot to do again. Then all I could hear was you going down swing, down swing. Well done. Well done, mate. I’m B. You 238 front 3-wood. Yeah. Lot of wind in but you want it a dry. I know it’s set up lovely, but you’ve got your pond left. I could see a pond left from there. See the trees? I seen the red stakes there. So there I’m positive there’s a pond there. But I’m not hitting it there. I know. I’m just check. He’s got the coarse bloody pl. What are you telling? I’ve shown it to him. He’s just looked at it. Oh, has it? What’s he doing then doing two What is it, mate? 240 front 250. 224 m to the front. Yeah. Everyone wants to see me hit the big drop though. I can hit a nice little feathery cup fade big dog. Threewood. Joey Reed. Come on, Joey. You the man. Joey. What’s up to Robert Rock? Rocco’s having a rest, mate. Oh, yeah. Model my hair on Rocco. I don’t. He’s got a nice head of hair on he like a Darren Clark. You got nice hair now. All you need is a mask. Phantom the Opera suit you. Thank you, Steve. Phantom of the Opera is dead. Jesus Marlo. Oh, Simon just turn over that pond. Bounce. Yes, it boed. It boed. Yeah, I think it’s bounced in. Holy. I think it’s bo left. Very soft bones, so it should be all right. I seen two bounces, so you’re all right. Only saw one. Why you not listen? Smoke that golf mates. Joey. Boom. Bloody pond. Well, I didn’t put it there. What are you showing me for? Your mate put it there. It’s mental warfare from mental. I like that, mate. Mental warfare. How far be? 155 in at wind. Oh, no. I’m just I’m just getting the yardage. All right. Trying to be a caddy. I think he’s got right club. Yeah. He’s thinking right rescue. Hopefully left to the pin. Punch it on. Oh, what a what a strike. It’s cold. It go. Oh, that’s a great bounce. Go on Stee. Go on Ste. That’s pen eye. That’s it. How good are you? It’s pen eye in it. Can’t see it. Did you mate? You played that club. Awesome. Oh, that was gorgeous. Super shot, sir. Can’t see. I can’t wait to see Steve’s jump on replay. It’ll be like this. Be like me going tonight, man. Oh, mate. Great shot. Great shot. Good shot, mate. You’re perfect. It’s a really for three. Yeah, you’re right on the edge there, mate. Well done. Good shot, mate. Was Ryan somewhere down almost bit scores? No, it’s a shot. Looks like another back pin here, Liam. Plenty of green. Middle yellow, I think. But I’m looking at the green. It looks like upside down saucer. I’ve got 105, but there is wind in, isn’t there? Yes, there is. So, I’m just wondering, but there is wind in. They’re beautiful houses. Lucky people. Nope. Not. Yeah. What a view they’ve got from there, huh? It’s nice. It’s like a uh natural picture frame that hole. Right. Set. Spin up. a bit squirty but oh yeah I’ll be honest shot well done but because table shot taking that just be quietly I’ll be taking that and it looks like there’s no pond I got that completely wrong thanks mate looking caddy thought I seen some I do apologize great three with that yeah I smoked that mate yeah god ow Jesus I hope we didn’t get that where is there. Hey up. This is going to be awesome. You’ll get this out. Don’t you worry. Think anything out and let it dribble. Just see. I might be able to chop this down. Don’t need to play an explosion shot cuz everything’s quite firm in the front here. Obviously, we get a bit of foot traffic, a bit of cart traffic, too. That’s a nice gaff, isn’t it? Isn’t it? The other one’s nicer next door. There’s the governor. Get your job. Pull that now. Will it right. Oh, that’s come out like stink. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Oh, still you. That flew out that. Bye. Did it flew out that? Yeah. Yeah. I actually I actually thought there was going to be a lot more resistance behind the ball with the club uh the club shaft getting wrapped around the the the long grass. Well, who’s this pond that we’re looking at? No. I don’t know what you’ve been on today, mate. Is he a long way down? Oh, Simon, what lucky [ __ ] mate? Oh, it’s all right. I’m a great chipper. Probably the best on the channel. Press about that. Simon, I feel bad, mate. You’ve hit two great shots and I’m there with that piece of rubbish. No problem. This is golf. That’s golf. Take your look where you can. Oh, I love it. Grain growing back in. Little bit of resistance. I’m going to channel my inner oracle. Right. He’s chiffing for birdie. I think he’ll love an up and down. This is lovely. Get in. Stay. That’s a great touch shot that mate. Thank you. Well done. Thank you. It’s a good touch that from there. Yeah, it’s lovely, mate. Actually, am I right said these are best greens of week? Yes. Without being horrible. Yep. They’re just perfect, aren’t they? I mean, the overall coverage, the the They don’t have any foreign grass growing in them. No, they’re just class, aren’t they? Yeah. A lot of brakes on, they right, Mr. Three after three excellent shots. Tell you what to see that one mark, won’t we? Let’s have a look. Yeah, you can’t have that, Stevie. No, you can’t. Can you? It’s outside the circle and he’s on a shot. He stood on my line deliberately. Yeah. Not stood on your line. I checked before I took it. Not missed one of them since ‘ 63. Can I hear them out? Out, please. Was that 66 or 63? 1963. Five for three. There’s a significant fact, wasn’t it? Yeah. Football World Cup or something. England won the World Cup. Yeah, you’re correct. Against Germany. That putting for birdie. Oh, great putt, mate. Great putt. Well done. Take it away. I think I’ve got a lucky a lucky par there, I’d say. Right. Put in for par. Got what deserves her cuz I honestly pretty like this miss. Great drive. Thanks. Right. Great upper goes on the door. Five for three, Mr. Balor. Five for two, Mr. Everson. Five for two. Simon P. Are you naming the old son? Right. Fifth all of the match dog leg 350 yards on what we’re going to call the old Simon. I’m going to call this clubhouse view. So it’s a dog leg left to right. Where’s the clubhouse? How you get the See it in a minute. I mean that’s Yeah. I think a green bush is a good line. What about can’t see the clubhouse? I’m going to call this long way home. Do you know something that’s going to work? Cuz you’ve got the speed slot there where it’s cut. I don’t think you don’t I don’t think I think you got 100 yards in from there. I’m not bothered if you got 150 or 170. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll get a nice one on. It’s not my uh honor. It is. We both got fives. Five for twos. I must admit, are you thinking of peeling one off or just going straight over the last tree? Well, I’m thinking of I’m sort of lost at where the fairway goes. I can see that. Right. I think that white car right I’m gonna try and give this the full whippy everything again I think I’m having a dr I think I’m gonna go for I’m gonna have a shot Steve’s all right it’s up to you a gentle a gentle climb up the hill and this right dog leg so it’s right dog leg that way like the picture okay uh hole is well protected elevated green lies ahead longer Hiters may take it on the corner. Other will down the center. Sensible play with a decent blah blah blah blah blah blah. Right. Right. White car. I’m going to cut it up. Come on. Come on, lad. It’s coming back. Perfect. Holy hell. I hung back and gave that the full monty. Yeah. It’s not on the green. Right. just left of the white car. Yeah, I think that’s the flick. Absolutely beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, I’m going to have a shot. Ste, it’s okay, young man. Yeah, just you stroke 11 for the right time. Is it right? dead. That’s all right. That should be okay. Flick like Simon. I’ve got a feel that will run through a grit fairway. That was it. That was That was straight at the the hitting nets, wasn’t it? That one. Yeah. I think that could run through fur. Well, if you Simon ass. No down. I was coming down from a lot of heights, Steve. I got you come down on them nets. Well, I need a provisional or not. No. No. Thought so. Come on, Simon. I really think you’re that good. It could be on. I thought that wispy grass. We had to carry that wispy grass. Like, I had no idea. We both hit good shots, aren’t we? But it’s not much of a dog leg as it’s showing. But let’s be honest, I’ve probably not said this course management cards are very old one. They give us it for the I give it in for the crack. Serious? Yeah. So, you’ve given us the wrong course management card. No, it’s an old one. Yeah, it’s an old one. Well, if you’re right, you’re dead, aren’t you? So you got to go like the card said, edge of the trees, right? You’re dead. Okay. Okay. Never mention that. Mr. Barlow’s got 160 downwind and he’s got a sevenwood. I reckon it’s 170 to middle. My clock says a background at the back. Hope it can come back down if I hit it good. Wind off the right shoulder. Probably blowing at about 10:00. It’s going to hit it smooth. It’s going to hit the back of the green and run down. Oh, he’s done it again. Golf mates, watch this. One bounce on. Got a golf. Two, three, four. Oh, shots. D, how’s that? Don’t need a shot, do I? I’m going to say something. See what he give me then. I don’t need a shot. See, you’re having a pop at me. I’m going to say something. That’s like them videos I do and I don’t take no notice of myself. You had too much club then, but you didn’t hit that 100% right. And that’s But if I did, there’s a back drop. We should come back down to the pin. He knows what he’s doing, mate. The Oracle. That’s a gay thing. That That’s the dab. It’s a dab. It’s the dab. It’s called a dab. Trendy. Trendy people do it. Trendy people do the dab. Ball bags. You ever seen anything like that, golf mates? Looks like he’s having a fit, a seizure or something. Never seen that. Well, they were good shots, s wer. Bloody great shots, mate. 57. Oh, it’s a tricky hard, isn’t it? It’s a we floater, isn’t it? Yeah. I don’t think the backdrop will bring it back, though. I think it’s The bank is not as heavily shaved as we think, mate. Yeah. 56. Yeah, it’s a floater, mate. Yeah, there’s there’s at least 20 foot from the the top of the green to the pin there. Yeah, I like that one. Uh-oh. Hope it comes back off the bank. Oh god, I just want to pull all my fake hair out on that one. Just so bad of these little Yeah. Did you? Nope. Okay, that’s why I’ve got a shot. I’m so bad at them, aren’t I? Not to worry. You’re recovering cuz you recover shot. Shock Hills. That’s what it definitely looks like. Shino Hills. That’s the one. Right. Go with the fly. Uh oh. Liam. Liam. Liam. You don’t like me doing crap shots, do you? Mate, it it a decent drive. It hurts me, mate. What? Because it’s technically easy. S. You said every shot pleases someone. But not my pal. Don’t worry about it. I did it. No one else. Yeah, don’t blame me. I said pal. Wind assist. Thanks. Thanks, Steve. We got a wind just come out of nowhere, aren’t we? All right, mate. This is probably one of the most important shots you’ll play today. Come on. Beautiful. Sit. Oh, criy going back. The back. We thought it looked the oracle’s right again. Don’t listen to him. The Oracle’s right again. Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it? Come on, Liam. Play some golf. Come on, young man. Simon, yours has come back more than we thought. I know, mate. I didn’t think the bank was so uh heavily shaved. We We both had a look, right, good shot of yours. Good shot of Ste. Come on, Liam. Can’t too much. You go right at that pin. It could go go in the bunker. See, I’m scared because I don’t think you had much going back for you. Come on, mate. You got this. Chipping. Brave. Oh, that grass is looking at me, isn’t it? It’s not. Oh, that’s that is pristine. Go on, son. Great touch, Liam. Coming in. Coming in. Unlucky. Unlucky. Great touch. Good line. I’ll take that after that little uh Well done. Whoopsie. Well done. Ch, Ste. I couldn’t take it any more there cuz it could No, because any And you know, you didn’t need much more, mate. Did you? You really did not. Well, Barlow pin out. Yeah. It’s against me, isn’t it? You’re learning something. I always look. So, this has got some sway on it. Oh, mate. More swing than the Beatles. should build this. This will be a great point. He’s coming up down. Yeah. Should not go yellow. A little valley here. Tell you what, I think he’s holding. Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh, that’s slow. That was Yeah. Uh, I don’t know. Not bad from all the way down there. Oh, not bad, is it? I’m glad Nick was there to see that. You were trying it on though, was there? Honestly, this fella never stops trying. Right, I think I’ve got a little just a little movement from left to right here. Think we’re going to have a dawn up time. A Scottish thing. We’ve got a lad on a buggy playing golf walking a big black lab. So I think we’ll have a donut and give him a little bit of the donut and let him through. Really? Yeah. After the hole though. Okay. I’ve been looking after myself these this trip, mate. I know there’s these tops. You’ve well stretched them. Right. Focus. Great put. No, she moves ever so slightly right off. Slow up quick, didn’t it? Yeah. Coming back uphill, mate. As it slows, the slope will take it right. You made it look easy. I know. I know. Right. Come on, Jamian. Bread and butter. Best paddle on the channel. Right. Put you for par. Yes, Mr. H. Well done, mate. Well done. Come here. Look at that dinner. Well done. Oh, shuttle. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, well done, Steven. Scores on the doors. Took a shot on a very sharp four. Four for three, Mr. Harrison. Four for two, Mr. Balor. 4 for2 Salmon Bank. All right. So, hey, I didn’t know if we touched on this earlier, but um the golf course is owned by Abedine Northern Marts. Yeah. So, $580, sorry, £580 uh Yeah. Yeah. Membership for 12 12 months membership. Uh about three course half course is £150. Yeah. The last time I named three holes left. Ste, you me. That’s even. Three. Three. Three is nine. You got three names. You’ve done two. What are you calling it, Mr. B? I’m going to call it scenic cuz that’s what it is. Okay. And what you hitting? I’m going to fivewood. Are they? Oh, yeah. We’re right. I’m going to call myself the Oracle. It’s a beautiful scenic hole as you can see. Seven wood. No, I’ve got five wood. Okay. I don’t think seven’s enough. Okay. Wind’s off the left. I’m not a greedy manip. Don’t be confused by the uh the scenic of the hole and there’s two bunkers there to catch you out. The scenic I’m telling you know he has made that up. When I grow up I want to be just like Steve. You probably took me with my carcass. Oh, that that’s some carcass. That he’s got two pages on Facebook, mates, can’t you? He’s that big and wide. Ugly. You ready? Can I play now? Go for it. Oh, stick. Oh, wind’s got wind, please. Leave it. Oh. Oh, no. Hear the echo. You thinking five or six? It’s I’m rattled. Well, I’m dead set rattled here. What do you got, big dog? Six. It’s right club. Might cut across that. But I think you’re right, Liam. It’s not necessarily hurting. I cut across it. Yeah. Oh, the sound of that was absolutely monumental. Oh, great strike, Liam. Great strike, mate. I’m happy I pulled that. The wind’s out there. Great strike. The wind’s touched that. Yeah, you put it under trees. Under trees. It’s on the green. I know. Yeah. The wind’s coming over them trees and you’ve missed it out because you hit it under the trees. Under the tree. You hit it nice and high. That right. Come on. You No one sleep. This been sniffing for getting you to sleep. Shot salmon. Nah, rubbish, mate. Wind’s got it. Very, very poor contact there. It’s on. It is now. Oh, no. It’s not you with me. Very poor contact. Your tea. Pardon? Your tea. Oh, thank you, Steven. You might need it. Oh, you’ve got a shot, Stevie, ain’t you? Yeah. All right, Steve. With all the trials and tribulations that we’ve been faced with today, haven’t we had a wonderful day out? Beautiful. Sat around a bit. Well, passing past when it Yeah. Yeah. Both in the bunker. Both in the bunker, mate. Liam’s on the green. Liam’s on the green. So, he’s looking at a path and we’ve got to try and get up and down. Yeah. Up and down. We need to get up and down. Depends how we sat in the bunker. Very, very tricky. You know, you want to see what the sun’s like on the bunker. I’ll teach you something. Now, might be me, Phil. I want to teach you or great shop on Harrison. You’re right. Excuse me. Well, let’s do it. Oh, there you go. Oh, there’s a there’s a couple of tricky shots. I don’t like yours, Steve. Well, you won’t. It’s next to rake, won’t it? They’re supposed to throw the rake in, aren’t they? Well, I’ll tell you now, boys. Your shots are You get it there and it’s going to run to a pin. It’s all I’m saying. You best go first. Ste sure you should I go first, Steve? Uh, well, no, cuz I’m further back. Anna, is this ball interfering your lie or stance? No, it’s fine. You sure? It’s fine where it is. Yeah. 56. I don’t really care to commentate this one, girlfriend. He’s got great hands. Stay. Oh, she’s out. Stay. Oh, she’s in. Didn’t like it on that side. Okay. So, you put it on the other. No, that’s on a angle. The ball’s above me feet on camera. No. Okay. No, we’re not disrespecting you there at all, Steve. Not an easy shot, was it? Look at that big footprint behind my ball, man. No, you’re okay. It’s not a chopping. Hey, shot Hamlet. The mild cigar. Where’d that come from? Hamlet. The mild cigar. Do you remember the advert? Yeah. I’ve got that for a punch to a winning caddy. Just taking take a note. It’s used to it, isn’t it? It’s good at wrecking. Push sand in the middle. I’ve just got this big That is nothing in play. That’s easy. That I got this big whale print here. Shot Ste in the end. Oh, well, I’ve got shot for a point. might make a big difference. Great shot. Hit the pin. I have not been able to play a bunker shot this trip. We have naughties. Oh, you should be using an eight iron for a start. Thank you, mate. Oh, criy. Anyway, let’s go. Let’s go. Come on, Penny. It’s a tricky green this mate. Tell you that pros tip would have said don’t be this place on the green. I’m telling you. That’s what I’m thinking, brother. No. Oh, it’s straightening up. Oh, no. Plenty of meat on that ball. Y lucky. I like meat and I’m lucky. I like bones. You like everything, don’t you? Right, Liam. Come on. Putting for birdie. Birdie, hit it, mate. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. All too jingly ones. Good. I’ll take that. Do you know all scared about that massive break though? I know, mate. But it got it does start to go back up. Back up. Yeah. Yeah. Especially with him on a shot. Maybe blobbing it. You wanted to par this, didn’t you? Oh, didn’t we ever, Captain Blobby? Ping for a point. golf mates. Go on, stay. Good putt. Unlucky, mate. Unlucky. Take it. Getting out for that blob. Oh, unlucky mate. Uh, first time in a bunker for days in it. So, yeah. Would you be so kind to hold my piece of equipment? Oh, we got the Camilo Vagus. Right. Putting for par golf mates. Oh, the Starship Enterprise. Yeah, works again. That weren’t sensitive. That were banged in, was it? Well done, mate. Well done. Well done. Right. Putting for bogey. Yeah. Oh. Oh, no. That’s all right, isn’t it? Oh, no. Yeah. First get anything. First reput in a couple of days. That’s all right. You don’t get no. Yeah, I know. Uh, what a great all for Harrison. Yeah, awesome. Goes on the door, boys. Not a lot. Three for two, Mr. Harrison. No point, Mr. Sam Payne. And no point. Terrible bunker play, Mr. Balo. But I’ve not been in a bunker for five or six days. I had the right idea. Last all now. Wind’s coming. Oh, it’s four horse at least. Bit of a beast or beasty. Right, last all. We’ve all got a shot. We completely need it because it is in straight into the fan and it’s 444 yards. And I’m going to call this Allan. And Allan knows why. Allan who? Mark behind bar. Mark. I called him Allan. There’s a laugh. Right. Oh, cheers. Al, you don’t even got him. We keep calling him it. Right. Right. Big fella. I don’t think you’re going to reach that bunker today. Oh, holy smokes. Jeez, the weather’s turned. Yep, it does. Yeah, I’ve tightened my wig. Oh, mate. The penetrator. The absolute penetrator. Great shot. Beautiful golf shot. There for nothing. Is that run up onto the top of that other hill, mate? No, it’s gone around the bunker. Just about 5 foot short of the bunker, I think, or 10. Beautiful. Beautiful work. Found a bit of confidence. Found something. I lose it my not next shot. Oh, sugar me timbers. That’s not come round at all, has it? Yeah, I’ve got it. I’ve got it. Never cut that hole, did it? Bit more hump. Oh yeah, mate. You’re loving this draw, ain’t you? Great shot. Did you see it finish? See that left hand side of the F. You’re loving that draw, ain’t you? I am. Like I was actually a little bit worried on that if I’m being brutally honest. Why? I don’t know. I was just a little bit shaky. Right. That’s all. Enjoyed yourself on this course. I am tickled pink, mate. I must say I think it’s a players not a players course like I’m saying how I did about ner dumbar this just looks like a European tour vend obviously it’s not long enough at 63 but for normal it is but that’s what I’ve seen it like it’s beautiful on the island I mean it calls for every part of your golfing I don’t know repertoire like we’ve just seen on the last by me yeah no it honestly golf mates like we said if you if you travel up the A96 this is a mustplay golf course they’re all a must say I I said you can go what used I think it’s called Calbert Hills of Highland okay used to castle shore I’m sure that’s nearly £300 now you can come on this course and play five or six golf courses for the same money so you can play one course five or six what would you do you know that’s up to But I’ll give you a choice. They got a day pass here for 60 quid. A day pass all day. Many holes as you want to play for 60 quid. Kicking and rise. Yeah. Right golf mates. I’ve just gone a fivewood. Looks like a clean shot. Not going to reach. So get there somewhere. Hopefully chip and then par which is not good enough for today’s game. Great hit. Jesus, Steve. Great shot. Can the wind mess with that now? Strong shot, pal. Pleased out of that. Yeah, easy out for sure. Everyone struggled in that. Great shot, Steven. You didn’t even see it. Yes, I did. Did you? Honestly, we’re going to have words in the caravan tonight. Great. What do you got, man? 165 front, 180 middle. [ __ ] five. What? I thought it was a par five. Oh [ __ ] To be fair, I’ve got four iron because if seven one’s just going to balloon in the air, is it? Do you know what I mean? Seven iron will just balloon. I don’t think get there. Four iron. Yeah. Yeah, but seven’s not going to get there. No, mate. It’ll shoot. It’ll shoot. You flight you flight your irons exceptionally well. Well, we’ll see. Not like that. Oh, and we’re trying to sting it. Look at your face is like it. It was just lazy and ropey and fat and horrible. Oh, bunker. Do you know something? Do you reckon that was too much club? No. I just rushed. It was just sh lose to this today. You want to look at yourself in the mirror. Man in the mirror. Michael Jackson monkey. Caddy coming 170 m. Am I thinking am I thinking four iron? I think five will get you there. But you are playing against me. I just think when it you to be fair, your irons, you fly them down as well. But you hit what you want to hit. It’s a slightly lower p. Your flight’s going to go lower with a lie. Don’t you move a bit. I don’t think you want to be big. That’s your problem. Yeah, mate. Big’s no good. I got a beautiful view at the hole in front of us. Come on. Come on, Penny. Come on, mate. I love this golf shot. Oh, it’s not drawn with the wind. No. Perfect club. Yeah, it is as well. That’s all right. I’ve left myself on the right side of the green. You have. That was a good I chased that one down the slope. But that slope, we’re always going to push it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. It’s in the back of the mind. Yeah. Yeah. It’s okay. Well done. Left side’s a bunker. Could have made it, you know, if you knew me 20 year ago. All right, B. You the man. Did it reach the bunker though? No. Windier now. Yeah. Oh, she’s there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Perfect club. Back pin. Quite a substantial false front here. Yeah. Middle pin. Quite a substantial false front. I probably Mr. B. Seeing 111 at middle. Oh, you too. Pitching. Sounds hit it. Well, it should be there. Thereabouts. That’ll get there. That that trajectory. Oh, look at that. Zip. Unbelievable. The bounces I get are unjust. Mate, you had more suck on that than Monica and Lewinsky. Says you. She Clinton. Yeah. Under the table. Joby. Was that what it were? Yep. Under the table. Right. I’ve just got a confirmation here. We found a course on Google Maps which is going to leave now where our base is and get down south in Scotland. Next week’s video I think I found a village gem. A proper village gem. I think I think it will be a highlight of the trip. Proper village gem. Where you from, sir? Swansea. Swansea. Swansea fan or rugby? I love rugby. Don’t like football. Wales are all rugby because he’s shy at football. Facts. Do you remember that film Twins? And Danny Deito. See a little Danny Vito got all the women up. He’s big and grumpy was he? That’s him today. He’s he’s walk up that right golf m got the old 58 here. Trusty 58. probably want to land this or I’m trying to slightly ride at the pin and probably halfway between me and the pin. Hopefully going to get a little bit of forward release, but I am into the breeze into the grain from the grass. So I think I can be a little bit more aggressive possibly. Pulled him. Golf mates. Pulled him guys. Sorry. Sorry. Right Harrison. This is an odd shot. I’ve been calling you and I’ve got the worst feeling in my life. I can just see a blue car down. Mate, you got this. Come on. I think you’re in a rich vein of form right now. You’ve got this, mate. You got out of bunkers. Exceptional. Get out. I’ll bite that. Surely. No. Oh, that come out so good. That, didn’t it? Haram fancied that. I went a bit aggressive on that. Right, Stevie boy. Yeah. What are we thinking, Steve? All the way up the hill. Left to right. We’ve got to give this a bit of a crack to get up the hill. It’s all uphill to the pin. Best paddle on the second best. Was very unlucky here. Up left to right and third. Oh, he’s played a great one. Well, that’s done better than the stroll, can it? Did you have a bit of a short while you had the stroll? Never turned, did it? Did that? From down there, it looks left to right. It’s always someone else. A good thing I’ve got uphill put. Blinded green keepers. Blinded green keepers. Right, Mr. Harrison. Oh, it’s getting close. I’m going to have to put it. Oh, he’s got the flying saucer out. Golf mates. Soldering aim. Wind off the right. It’s not going to bother us. Sure. Oh, he’s stalking this, Steve. Yeah, he is stalking it. You know the score, Steve? Cuz we got to be co close. No. Should have got two P. He’s done it. He’s done. Oh, that stopped quick, didn’t it? Oh, boy. Downhill from there. Holy smoke. The door is a jar, Mr. Barlow. Thank you. Yeah. You got this for power, aren’t you? I have with a shot. Yeah. Four for three if you get it. Come on, fat boy. These uphill left to right putts have been my uh nemesis. No. No. Do you not see that right? Do you not see that left to right pin? That’s what I just said. Oh, I thought it’s right to left from here. I’m not I’ve not taken the bait. Okay. All right. I’m not a yabby, mate. I’m not a yabby. I enjoyed that five iron. I think it’d be a nice up and down this. You pulled that. Pulled the ass off it. Take it away. It’s a great five. Oh my god. I am as well. Thank you. Great five. Good drive. Is it me? Very much. Very good drive. Just you ste good five. This should be right to left. So I’ve got to put left to right this side. Yes, Barlow. Great five, mate in the end. Yeah, pleased with that. Same score as me. Well done. Join Got this for the win. You think you know the scores? Oh, it’s an easy hole, isn’t it? Easy. It’s an easy hole. Great course, sis. But if I’ve won this today, oh, I’ve played these two well. Got to look in the mirror. Man in the mirror. Who? Take who? The golf mates. The golf mate. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Better company. Honestly, Steve, it’s been I wish you’d think we screwed this. It’s been a pleasure. Oh, you love us. Jesus. Has it been that bad? Loved it, boys. Loved it. Nick Pres, thank you. Big up to everyone here. And also that special man, Al cuz it’s this is named after him. This Allan. Alan. Alan. There’s Alan. There’s Alan. Oh, he’s here. Alan. Luke. Allan’s here. Right, Steve. How did you enjoy that? Fabulous. Really enjoyed it. But we want to give a big shout out to Mark. He’s just disappeared into the office. He’s on the road for us. So, we can have a drink after and he’s been all day long. And he’s got a 45minut drive back home. So, fair play to Marco. Yeah. Yeah. Do yourself a favor. calling off the A96 and come and see Mark and the team. Yeah. Is that Yeah. So, tomorrow I’m back off free. But does that mean you two don’t lose a shot because you both got the same? How does that work? Let’s speak to the boys. How does that work with them? The community spoken about it and we’ve decided that it stays the same. Yeah. Decision made. That means Bor doesn’t get a shot back and you’re still off one. So technically I’ve not lost a match. I’m the middle guy. All the way through. But we don’t know it’s worked if you’ve won or lost one. We still don’t know until the video’s come out. Not lost but you’ve not won with the other professions. Cheers. A kid. What did you say? I said he’s not lost one. He’s not won one but he is the professional golfer. Yeah. But is he a 15 handicapper? Should be played off nine. Should V be off nine? No. lower five. Should I be off 58? Yes. Yeah, I think so, too. But I’ve won. How have I won today? Scramble because you played some wonderful shots when I was needed. Oh, been dug deep. Dug deep. Uh, what we have dug deep is that fish and chips. Look at Baro’s plate. Look how clean Barlow’s plate is. Right. Uh, next week is our last video. We know where we’re going. Uh, I think you might enjoy it. It’s a real village golf course. what probably no one’s ever heard of and we’re expecting good things. So, it’s as Balor says, as we’ve just found out, it’s good night from me and it’s good night from him and it’s good night from me as well. Good night, guys. Night off mates.

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20 Comments

  1. Simon rocking the Darren Clarke look, brilliant, superb course guys , so jealous, Mr Barlow full of shit again, he does make me laugh with his mad comments…just talks nonsense lol

  2. And it's for only 40 golfers 🤨
    Not to sure I would want to play there 🤔
    Dosen't sound like they want anyone who isn't THEIR kind of people 🤨
    You know, Stuck Up SNOBS ✝️🇺🇸😐

  3. Would love to see you both getting more involved….. 1 or 2 shots just wouldn't be enough. Get in there and show us how good your golf is👍

  4. Pres And Barlow V Nick and Liam with Simon ref would be great to watch ⛳🏌️♥️

  5. I swear,

    I never seen so many people, take up so much time,

    Just to hit a bad shot?

    I know my shots can go astray,

    So why take so long to hit it?

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