Daniel Rapaport learned the hard way in the latest On The Bag, where he caddies for 3x-major champion and all-time storyteller Padraig Harrington via our main page.
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Don’t talk to my golf ball. Be good. Do not talk to my golf ball. You don’t like a be good? I don’t like you saying anything to my golf ball. What? What do you mean by be good? Do not take his driver off the tea and just shut your mouth all day. You saying be good is your anxiousness. Only say good shot when I hit a good shot. I’m I’m not saying anything. Break. Break. Break. Great putt. Does somebody hear something? Was there somebody? Is that a pigeon talking? Oh, the break. I said break. I said break. You were talking to my golf ball. All I heard you say there is that idiot hit the put too high. Got a really nice kick. Am I allowed to say that or no? No, don’t talk to my golf ball. I that was talking to you about what the golf ball did after it landed. If I asked you where did my ball go, then you could say it got a nice kick. And now now I know what you’re thinking. I can’t I shut up and I can’t even win. Yeah. Sorry that Oh my. If Yeah. is too much. What did you mean by Yeah. Like that wasing flush? Yeah. There you go. See, I knew Tiny.
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Now we know why the Irish drink
I feel bad for his boyfriend.
First Amendment specifically says i can talk to your Gof Baw
Terrible take from Padraig
I’m with Paddy here. Non sensical babble that has been allowed to infiltrate the game of golf.
Freezing cold take from Harrington
It’s nice to know that there’s someone else who can’t stand Dan speaking
I can’t tell if he is serious or not it’s kind of a buzzkill if he is
I play with a "friend" that's exactly like this. Total little prick.
A little talking is OK but Dan does need to STFU most of the time.
I hope Paddy is joking with him, if not I would have to say that he’s an asshole
LOL
People here have tiiiinnny little egos..
I hate it when people say, “Come back!” Like the slice is suddenly going to turn to a draw mid-air.