We Found Scotland’s SECRET Golf Course!
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Probably best get on the tea and get the show on the road, I think. [Music] Where do we go from here? [Music] Absolutely perfect again. Boom. Boom. After you, Oracle. Right. Just for them who’s deaf, I will not be taking a shot on this hole. Oh, Steven. Steven. [Music] Heat. [Music] Oh, Steve. Oh, my You’ve had 3,000 family lessons. I’ve had one. Oh, no. Listen, dog breath. I have not got nothing wrong this week. Bop army army my Scottish friends. Looking good Steve aren’t I? Would you? I certainly would be. Oh Steve, what about on a dark cold night? Right, golf mates, welcome down to day four of golf’s hidden gems. We’re here in Angus country and we’re at Edel Golf Club 71. We’re going to play off the white TE’s which stretch at 6,100 yards, but you can play off the blue TE’s if you want and that are 6,600 yards. Right, here we go. I’m on the tea. We went yesterday at our broth if you want to go and watch that video and get on the club. It’s up there. We started on stroke one. You want to be left hand side if you can, but looks like there’s a few bunker bunkers there. Par four, stroke one, 420 yards, gentlemen. Good game. Good game. Parks. We’ve already been told that Steve is going to win this by Stee. Ain’t that right, Sai? The Oracle has spoken. Blocked out. That’s gone past that Dave. I should run forever. That blocked out. The The Oracle’s got all the air. It’s We’ll wait. We’ll wait for the reaper. You’re probably about 5 foot short of the shadow of the tree. See, he blocked out. The oracle’s right where he just asked me. Stand on that side of the tea. If you know, you’ve been down the middle. Uh, it just faded. Listen, I’m happy with that shot. Okay. Every shot pleases someone. And I’m not taking a shot. I’m not taking a shot here. You might as well tell us which holes you’re not having a shot. You’ve got that many. There’s only one. We’re not bitter, are we? We’re not bitter at all. Right. I’m going to have one here then. How’s that? Just to start off fast. Out the blocks. Out the blocks. It’s the big the big man. Simon. Perfect. Come on, wind. I think I’ve pulled it into a trap. There is a trap there. Well, you know, where is he? Can’t see. Bounced it, Matt. Has it bounced it? It got There is one behind it. So, you got a chance of being in another one. Perfect. It deserves that. I I would have took that shot all day long. Anyway, it’s the Oracle. Why is his Y hanging around? He’s ced on the back of the buggy. Yeah. Well, smart. He does look smart though. He does like a blueberry. Always look smart. Got blue ball. Look at this ball. Ow. With me. I’m far enough back. No, I’m far enough back. Get over. Yeah. Still going forward though. Yeah, it’s going. Let me just smarten yourself up a minute. We got this wire hanging around here. I’ll get your tea, Steve. Yeah, your te’s. Anyway, you’re there for now, thank you. Yeah. Right, golf mates, enjoy Edel Golf Club. Yeah. Come on. All right, golf mates. at the beautiful Edsil Golf Club here today. Playing the Edsil Old Course. Uh it’s a par 71 course, Steve. Yeah. Playing from the White TE’s today. Course was opened in 1895 designed by Bob Simpson. However, 39 years later, that old man himself, the gold the godfather of golf, James Braid, put his finger in here and uh did a bit of rework. Steve. Yeah. Put a load of trees in there, didn’t he? Well, apparently in 1960, they undertook a tree planting program. Um, so it was originally a Heathland course. Um, the the tree planting program in 1968, they planted a hell of a lot of trees. So, what we see today, it’s trending more towards a Parkland style of course. Yeah. Like a few trees now and again. Well, you’re good at the trees, aren’t you, mate? Yeah. The ancestors lived in the trees. 237. Steve, how many? 230. Yeah, I’m not going to get there. If you go left, you will get run today on this, won’t you? That’s my idea. I’ve got three wood cuz it goes left. Look at the holding patterns up there in the sky. It’s crazy that. And it’s like they got a bit of a dog fight going on, doesn’t it? Yeah. Weird. Chasing each other. Could be. Could be Russians. You never know. Mr. B, what have you got? 238. Yeah. It’s one of them. Keep it left. You’re going to have some run, I think. I got three wood. What a strike, Steven. Not enough left, is it? Can’t see it. It’s got a very straight bounce though, Steve. Don’t see it bounce, mate. We’ll wait for the reaper. He’s going to let us know. I reckon it’s 20, 30 yards short of green. Yeah. Is it? Yeah, it’s behind the tree. Well done, Steve. Well done, Ste. You’ll take that, sir, won’t you? There’s no trees there. Don’t worry. He’s he’s he’s pulling your chain. Steve, come on. Come on out, kid. Get in the cart. He said I’m behind that big tree. Ah, he’s winding you up, mate. Yeah. So, we’ve got a bit of sun at the moment. Mr. Barlo’s just hit a cracker there. Uh, starting off stroke one. So, this place is an absolute beautiful little hopefully I’ve got the drone up. It’s near Breaching. I’ll just put the map up there. People might remember breaching with the football club. Uh what can I say? It’s a place I’d like to retire if I could ever. It is it’s beautiful. Even breaching I think they’ve got a breaching castle. Absolute stunning. Uh whereas Mr. M’s caught the Elvis Presley is caught in a trap. Right. Simon Cats for today playing off Mike’s. Uh one shot for yourself. Correct. Three for Liam cuz he won yesterday and I gain a shot cuz I lost. Climb off seven. Wow. And we can pick our shots on which all you want because we don’t know which ones we’re playing. Correct. And it’s up to you. It’s up to me. It’s up to you. It’s up to the league. Yeah. But you you have decided not to take a shot on the hard Oh, no. You have, haven’t you? I took a shot. Yeah. Sorry. My dad. Yeah. Liam. Liam has it. But uh the horiculture a bunker very unlucky. 160 160. Well, I’ve got no chance. Jeez, yours has gone a long way, Liam. I thought you jumped it. Yeah, but to be fair, yours would have a bit chance to run cuz of the bunker, did it? Splash out. Are you getting it some down? I think I can get something. [ __ ] Careful. It’s only day four. 116 to wind. I think he’s got Oh, he’s laying up in it. Oh. Oh, yeah. He’s no chance of getting there. He’s probably got a nine. Well, well, get the brown stuff and bounce. Oh, it’s perfect line in now. I can see it. That was a good shot. Get a little wedge. Oh, that was nine. Oh, right then. What a caddy. Open the fierce. Great shot, sir. You’re looking smart, you too. I’ve got to say I know. Very smart in the new gear. It’s on the website there. Beautiful on the pistol. Oh, by the way, they have a wee course here, which is over there. And I’ll just put the drone now. They’ve got Trackman and a beautiful grass driving range. Uh, it’s got everything here. And look at him. First parkland of the week. He loves it. Well, second actually, Lark. Boom. Boom. Well, you can see like stroke one. Who’s put this tree here? Who at designer? Tom Morris. I don’t think Tom Morris has been in it. Well, it was Bob Simpson originally as I alluded to down here. 39 years later, that serial golf architect pest James Brad came in mooching between the villages and said, “Right, I want to do something here.” So, James got involved 39 years later. So, 1895 plus 39 Steve uh a lot a lot right maybe. This is where we’re different. I think you would you go over? Absolutely no, mate. No, you just need to hit the little squirrel. Yeah, but the bunker’s there. So, it needs I got to hope the lay of the land kick. There’s no bunker. It’s going to run after that hot. Oh, the lay of the land will kick it right, mate. I’d be aiming at that hut and let it feed off. Yeah. Four iron. I’m just going to try and bump her down there. Shot. Perfect. Don’t know why you’re trying to talk yourself out the shots. I think it could have hit that a lot more. My word you could have, but there that’s on. That’s good. How firm is it down there? I don’t know where it is. How big is 10 shot? 10 yard shot. No, it’s pin eye left. Yeah. So present front edge. And now he says pin eye. The oracle can see through trees. Sir, I can see whether it looks like a bunker. It went round just in case the new to these. Why is he the oracle? Because he knows everything. And if he doesn’t know it, he’ll tell you he knows it. Yeah. And who called him the oracle? The oracle. He’s my self selfappointed. He’s my hero. Oh, with his baby blue eyes. That’s it. Every lady likes blue eyes. Oh, do they? Yeah. Like some men like brown eyes or dark eyes. So, Steve, yes. We’ve also got the 9hole West Water course here. Yes. Um that was designed by Graeme Webster, opened in 2001. So, it’s a great addition here. I mean, you know, to the to the Edel course. If you’re learning the game, what a great facility to have a little nine-holeer on the side and, you know, learn learn the game. Yep. Finish what you want and do nine holes. That’s what I do. You can do some great work on the driving range, too. State-of-the-art driving range. Yeah, it’s got everything. It’s a full package, mate. Yeah, it’s got everything. That’s why I like it. You see, of course, you get the full monty, right? Oh, you love the fully, don’t you? Great food, great drinks. 55 m. 60 yards. 60 yards. Thank you. 55 m on 54. Now, we’ve only warmed up on a fuel. I tell you what, the fisto were beautiful. The shot here, the clubhouse, it’s gorgeous. Uh, you’re sure? Yeah, I know. I thought, well, aren’t you? I thought you going round that back. Well, did the Oracle get it wrong? No, from back there looking up here, that’s what it looked like. But the one thing we do know, the greens are pure. I think it’s Scott the green keeper. The TE’s are like greens, aren’t they? Yeah. My word, mate. picked it. Lovely. That’s got spin all over it. That will dance shot. What a golf shot. Did that sit down and dance like M. I mean, again, you’re playing off tight uh tight turf, aren’t you? So tight fairways. It’s just beautiful. You can use the bounce of the club and get quite aggressive into your shots like this one. Right. 55 up. Come on. Let’s get this pin. Let’s throw a darty up. Settle. So he’s Oh, that’ll work. Sure. Do you know it’s green there? Is it? It’s a dip, ain’t there? There’s a dip. Nothing wrong with your eyes, Steve. Nope. Nope. Man, you’re taller. Michael Jackson. Man in the mirror. You’ll understand if you watch uh day one, mate. What a day, huh? Beautiful. Do you know something? You know what I like about it here? No roads, no nothing. It’s very quiet. All you can hear is uh mother nature. So, you know, you don’t get carriage where he’s going through parks, do you? Oh, the links here tonight. Doesn’t like links. But these bathrooms full of links in it Africa. Left or right side? I’m thinking so. Oh, that boat’s killed it. Just killed it. Checked up that. I could have give that away more. Just stunned it, mate. You needed to fly that on, didn’t you? Yeah, but I went wedge. So, picture wedges far. Right. How fast is it? Hey, we did say left to right. Do you hear me say it there though? Well, that is left to right, but it’s right to left. It’s definitely right to left, is it? Going off that shot. Yeah, proper threw me off that, Mr. Barlow. Hm. I expected it left to right, but it wasn’t. But if you come up to here, if you just done a bit of homework and use those little legs, you see everything’s dropping this side. Got it. Hold your line and go. Set that way. Try, mate. For one. That’s six. I’m sure I just had five for one, young man. Where’s my six? The oracle. If we trusted him with scores, you know, great flag. Oh, we entered that coming in. Golf mates. I think I’ve got it on camera. Little arch. I must have been to village years ago. Well done. My goodness. Thank you very much. Oh, just let you know, golf mates, if you’ve not watched previous videos, watch them because that is not his first putter this week. That’s all we’re saying. Something good could happen to me today. I think that was a great I’m feeling it. Well done, sir. Pure these greens. Beautiful greens, mate. Mr. B for five. Be great, wouldn’t it? Go on. Hit it. Stay. Do you know he’s done that? He’s not been hitting these. That was horrendous. I know. I don’t like the look of it either. Well, a four, a five, and a six. Mr. Bez is in charge of the scores. But what I am going to say, if you’re looking, it’s a bit burnt out. Look at the stripes. It’s just the freak weather we’ve had. Uh, but that was a tricky hole that wasn’t it, that tree. My word. Right, golf mate. Well placed. Scores on the doors. Four for two, Simon Payne. Five for one, Mr. Harrison. And a bad six for one, Mr. Barlow. Right, we’ve got 175 yards. Beautiful par three. Simon on the tea called Reedout. Readout. Not readout. Sorry, sir. All one word, readout. We got the pro on the tea. He’s liking the scenario, aren’t you? I’m loving the serenity. Serenity now. Are you sure it’s me on the tea? You had a five for two. No, we five for one. I’m doing the scores. You just on the tea. You got four for two. Porgi, double borgi. Okay. Can I just You can say whatever you want, but I’m the oracle, mate. Can you just let me? So Liam started today. He had the honor. Yeah. Yeah. He’s had a five net two. We’re playing. I didn’t have a shot. I didn’t want a shot. Okay. I take all of that back. Steve, you are the oracle. Thank you very much. Forgive me, sir. Yeah. Don’t do it again. Oh god. I’m back to the old Simon. Yeah, the old Simon. Penny ass. I’ll swap ball side. We both want similar ball, aren’t we? Oh, here we go. That wind’s got up today. You still got that silly ball? Yeah. Do you like the look? Do you like that? I like the look of it. Yeah. Right. Six iron for Simon. The wind is left to right and into bugs and wasps floating about today. There must be a bit of pollen in the air. No, it’s a cast. Drilled it. Is that got a go or is that slightly fat mate? It’s on. That’s a great shot. No, that’ll be 30 yards short. Oh, I can’t see it going green. Small bit heavy, but you’ll take you. I tried to flight it down, but I the gap of them two. Yeah. Yeah. There’s I think it’s a dip. I know what you’re thinking. I know what you’re thinking today on the T without easy five iron, ain’t you? Is that what you’re thinking? No, I reckon I had the right club, but I I hit it slightly fat, mate. So, if I’d flighted that correctly and hit it out of the middle, I think uh she would have been center of the green. I can draw one in. Shot. That’s drifting left. Oh, you got big kick off back at bunker. It’s gone left. Slightly heavy. Same as you, Simon. Long P. I’ll have a shot. You got six or you drop back? Six. Six. But got slightly heavier. I caught I think you got a bit more club on on yours. Hey, I’ll tell you what. We’ve done something today. What we don’t normally do. We’ve had this breakfast here with proper looked after that. We didn’t have a full English a big one. We had this wee one wei one. We just one of everything and it were perfect. We’re not bloated. Basically, we had an omelette size of this big the other day and that cocked us up, didn’t it? I reckon it was about a five egg omelette, wasn’t it? Yeah. Right. Hybrid ste or 7wood? No, I got seven wood. 175 against the wind. Like it. Oh, this is awesome. That’s lovely, Steve. Good shot. Then kick hard. Don’t the green. That’s a great kick. Shot, Steve. It’s on it. 100%. That was a lovely, lovely shot, Steve. Right. Hold on, my man. Are you having a shot here? Because you did tear. Yes, I did. Did rewind the camera and you will see. Did I said it’s a long birthday and I’ll have a shot. The Oracle doesn’t make mistakes. Correct. I didn’t hear it. Did you, Nick? Don’t even question the Oracle. No, I won’t. Actually, that’s your answer. After you, Oracle, right, we’re going to put the shades on. Did you hear me? Hello. He did. See, can you hear me? No. Hello. I said it before. I said if it’s long part three, I will take a shot. Thank you very much. That second time on camera I’ve said it. Did you say it on the T- box or back there? On the T- box. Okay. You just said before. Before. That’s the one I’m picking. I said before. That was a bit strange. That was a bit strange there. Well, if you rewind it, you’ll hear me. Oh, mate. Right. Okay. I said it before. If we play along path three, I’m taking a a shot. I said it before. I said on the tea box. Yes, I did. I don’t reckon you did. Well, rewind it before you get up up front. Then you’ll see. You’ll see the Oracle’s right again. I hope you’re not. I thought you already heard me through the mic. Long perf. I’ll have a shot here. What you feeling, Simon? Uh, I don’t really I don’t really know just yet, but I got the 58. Right. Okay. It’s into wind slightly uphill. This will check up. Beautiful shot. Oh, it’s firm. I heard the boats quite firm. Bad shot. Putting for a birdie. Great put this part. That is awful. It rolling. There’s too much going on in there. There is a lot going on. Just like Ste. A lot going on. Lor right where your ball went, would he? Hey. Yeah. You’re good at these shots though, aren’t you? Yeah, but I’ve got I’m trying not keep it on the floor. I’m trying. You’re fine, mate. You You do you. Yeah. I’m going to try and go high and let it release. Stop some free handicapper today on this. No, no, no. That was a bad swing that nothing else. I just lacked a bit of conviction, didn’t it? Need a scoopy whoopy up the hill. Tip pin. That’s much better. Great recovery, Mr. Harrison. Yeah. Cheers, mate. Well, that’s a kick in. Well done, my man. Lovely jobly. Excuse me. Hey, there’s two of us got to agree, not one. I’m the boss today. No, you’re not. You just think you are. Wow. Okay. Come on, boss man. Four. Could you take it out for me, please? Yeah, for you. What? You just give me the 100%. I can get your point after if you want. M. Come on, Barlow. That was nothing, man. I didn’t see it to be fair. It looked further than a gimme, but no. Was it hell? walls. All right. After a bad chip, same as me. Can he make up and get a pass of a borgi? Oh no. Oh no. No legs. Is that same as mine? I might keep it. Yeah. Give it him cuz you give it to you. But for now on you need two to agree. Okay. Okay. He’s put it in anyway. Don’t matter. Do you want this back in? No. No. Someone’s a little bitter. Yeah. didn’t take. It’s not like he’s had a big double bed for two on suite. Sure. A bathroom. Three of us. One person. The other two decide. If they don’t decide, put it in. Okay. Yeah. He’s had this. It was a king-size bed. Beautiful big bathroom. Bedet. The whole kitten kaboodleoodle. You’ve been on a couch. I’ve been on the couch. I’m the oldest. And the ugliest. Oh, so three or three two. We’re not sure yet. Boom, boom, boom, boom. The moon. Three for three. P. No, hang on. We’re going back to the video tape here. Back to video tape. Nick told you. Have you just rewind and watch that long per I’ll have a shot here. So, what’s he got confused with? Cuz he’s It’s happened a lot this week, has it he? Listen, dog breath. I have not got nothing wrong this week. Simon. Yeah, bro. This is 320 yard. Okay, I might be wrong, but the green looks there down the hill. You know, dog leg left to right. Yeah. Right. So, I reckon you just want maybe some flat so you don’t go in the bunkers and have a good shot. We should just have a hit at the green. Steve, what does the course planer card say? It says it’s a dog leg, right? Call the river and it’s 350 yards. 342 m for you. You being foreigner. I’m taking a shot all the way in. So you don’t need to ask. I’m not having a shot. What’s it called? Just told him the river. Oh yeah. I’m just The river’s at the back of the green obviously or in between? No, it’s at the back. The wind’s left to right now. So you reckon the the green is I can see the green now. The green’s there. I got it. Yeah. Right. Probably want to hit it left to that. shot. Awesome. Come on, wind. Have you drawing into wind? 250. Carry them. So, you’ve carried them. It’s bounce straight. Stay there. And I think you’ve got a flick. I think that was an awesome golf shot that chops. I just can’t I can’t keep the right hand on the club. Well, you wet cast with oil. Pardon? You got oil on it. Something cas. No, I think it’s uh I don’t know. It’s just a new swing thing I’ve been working on with Rocky. Oh, what did you say? Wet yam first. left all down. Seen it. Yeah, it’s done. Not reached the long stuff. Wow. Okay, that weren’t yesterday’s swing. Come on, Mr. H. Come on, mate. I can get a power out of anywhere. You’re just You’re not committing all arms. You’re just not committing. Commit my body, am I? No commitment at all, mate. Okay. Beautiful, Steve. Honestly, buddy, that is right. And make it shorter. Oh, that is a peach. Like, I’m I’m not being funny, Liam. Just next time, just watch Steve. And I I was He gets through it lovely, doesn’t he? Yeah. Like he loads up and then you just see this starts to turn, arms drop, but you see his hips instigate the the start of the down swing. No, we know I’m I’m giving you a comment, a compliment. as good as Steve. You’re right. But it’s just worth watching Barlow’s hips. Yeah. No, no. I knew myself all static, but it’s all Listen, it’s not in the rough stuff. Dancing hips. I can run some down. Life’s not over. These are motion hips. These son. Yeah, baby. [ __ ] matter if you play good or bad. It’s the company you’re with. Well, this is true, too. But I don’t like to see you, you know, out of sorts with your swing like that. Yeah, but it doesn’t bother me. Okay, then. Every shot pleases someone. I hope he hits it in the [ __ ] on every hole after this then. Yeah. Well, look out, Ste. Right, I’ve got 170. I’m going to eight time. I think it’ll come out hot. And more importantly, it’s downhill. Got 180 middle, 150 front. Yeah, eight time. I’m presuming. Nick, is it that purple tree, do you reckon? Yeah, that’s to the left of it. Okay, perfect. Straight over them now. Somebody on the green. I’m can’t hear with this, mate. Just saying. Right of the green. It slopes straight off out of bounds. Okay. Yeah. So, I’m aiming for the purple tree. Yep. That’s okay. And the river is well off the green. Yeah. Purple tree. Even slightly left. I’ve got 150 front, 180 middle, 200 back. So, I think eight times is enough. Okay. Even slightly left of the purple tree is fine, mate. Okay. Yeah, that won’t be a danger. I reckon that’s bloody fantastic. Depends on bounce. Wait for press bunker. Bunker. I didn’t even see a bunker. I’m saying nothing. I had a line on that purple tree and I’ve gone with him. Left of it. Sabotage. You’re just trying to give me a lesson and sabotage me. You’re such a nasty man. You’re in that boogie with him too much. Oh, you had a good shot then. He’s sick of finishing second. No, no. I had a nice Did they add a nice line there, Nick? What did we agree? Yeah. And what did Simon say? Came over said, “Oh, go left.” I didn’t know. I said even slightly left is okay. You stitched him up, Simon. Is Presley safe there? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh, they’re at it now. I I don’t know about that pose he’s got on the job. Yeah, don’t worry. I’ll wake him up. What have you got, Steve? 99. You’ll turn him into a unic. Downhill. Wind off the left. Beautiful, isn’t it? You better approach. Good. That’s good. That is gorgeous. Stevie boy. Go on, Steve. I can’t see it. Yeah, it’s on. Stop. Where’s the bloody ball? It’s there rolling left. You’re there for two. Net one. Yes. What a shot. Cuz I nominated on the tea. Right. If I’m looking at your ball, mate, that pin’s sitting up on a tier, isn’t it? Yeah. And it sort of moves around to the right. So, I probably want to go over the top of yours. Amazing T-shot though, mate. Slightly left. Thank you. Oh, that’s clipped. That’s going to spin right that side. Oh, you’ve had a B. Are you lucky, S? You bit the old. What a golf shot. Well done. Don’t you wish you took a shot now, Simon. Two excellent shots. Thank you, Liam. Class, credit where credit’s due. Don’t give us a line, read, or advice ever again. If you don’t mind, guys, happiness is a long walk with a putter, so I’m going to walk this one down. Oh, yeah. Nothing. On you go. On you go, Steven. Nothing with you smoking, is it? I’m going to be honest, golf mates. Uh, he was unlucky. Yeah, I could have. But you listened to Simon. He said he rolled. No. To be fair, Presley said it only just rolled in anyway. Might have. No shot here, have I? No. Taking that shot might be hard. Well out. Stay. Stay. Sit. There. Sand stops it. Close to a shank. I’ll be honest. God, I am out. So, come on. You can make an absolute number on this hole, couldn’t you? You wouldn’t have to do a real lot wrong. No, this river looks beyond trout with that. Look at the rock. The rock escarment there. This ball is awful, isn’t it? It’s very hard to pick up visually. Oh, Steven. Steven. Oh. Steven, great shot, Steve. Four for three. Oh, he’s back in his happy place. The Oracle. Great roll, mate. Great read. Great. All you can eat buffet. Buffet for birdies. Steve, do you mind if I say something? Of course you can. Good three shots, mate, though. All right. Happy as a Larry. Look good, feel good, play good. Yes, Gary. Yes. Scorecard doesn’t lie. You can make a par any old way. You got it. Give it a chance, Mr. Harrison. Right to left. Give it a chance. It’s all about the swing. No, not high enough. Take it away. Unlucky, Liam. Unlucky. That t-shirt. Listen, that T-shot did not deserve a par. I’m a happy man and we’re nice people. Sun’s out. We’re in Scotland. It’s all okay. Bad golf is still good golf. There’d be people in the cemetery wanting to play bad golf. Yeah, that’s true. Oh, no. Drive was fantastic. Fantastic. Shot. Stay away. Oh, he’s doing one of these now. Oh, I just I just want to see something go in from a a decent range, mate. Well, give him a line. Stay. There you go. Left to right. I don’t feel like I’m making that stroke. Inside left all day. Listen to the oracle. Okay. Four for three, Mr. Barlow. Four for two, Simon Pay. Five for one, Mr. Harrison. See, it’s all 11. Any shots? I’ll be having one. I’ll be having one. It’s stroke two. It’s 430 par four. What’s it called? The long strat. any shot. I haven’t decided. What’s it called? S the Lang Stout. Sorry, golf mates. You know, we’ve been looking at this. You know what I say? We don’t have the weather striped up. How good would this look? Yeah. And obviously, golf I’m happy the weather though for the run. Well, yeah. I mean, they’re pretty knowledgeable and why we’ve got a lot of burn, haven’t they? It’s all the high areas, too. You know, with irrigation, the greenery uh or the green areas are in the hollows. Oh, yeah. Esteopedia is useless in. So if you’re the oracle, what’s he the dune onle? I’m going to for that bunker. It’s going to kick left. Which one? One on the right. Obviously shot. Why you aim straight down middle? Cut the corner. I should have done. Oh jeez, that ball’s hard to see. Is it boats left? Is it going right at bunker? You’re going nowhere near it. Short of it. Yeah, I said it went to thingy. Okay, Oracle. I didn’t get around that. Good. Four for three anyway, sir. It’s no longer Steve. Hey, he’s going to take some catch in the Oracle, is he? No. How many free pointers have you had? Two. Uh, five. Yeah. Good stuff. Take it. I’m holding everyone up. Four to play, aren’t we? Five. How many holes we got to go? Five. Five. Yeah. Am I holding everyone up at the moment? Just Simon, swing. You letting it fly. This is what I’m trying Liam, please. Not while I’ve started my pre-shot. Thank you. Shot. Oh, Simon. Straight out middle. Don’t get any better than that, mate. You got run and carry Rocky on back, bro. Oh, there’s a bunker there. A bunker there for a bunker. No, no, no. Serious. I think you might have just gone into a bunker. Why have you not asked him about how far it is? It’s the oracle. That’s why they put that bunker there for big hitters like yourself to go in. Oh, Steve. Tease you. Teasing to have to take off the big dog. Did I say I was going to take a shot? I didn’t. Did I? No, you didn’t. It’s too late now. You’ve hit your ball. Sorry. There’s one thing. If that bunker’s down there, that’s gone 330 that. So, you won’t have a lot in, will you? He’s got to get the bunker first. Thank you, Mr. Harrison. Perfect. That is stunning. Absolutely stunning. Keep left. Oh, it’ll kick, mate. I’ll be all right. That Yeah, it’s running. Beautiful drive. Doesn’t look like he’s lost weight. Who? Just a tad. What? Cuz a big toilet. Yeah, half a kilo must have lost. Sim, is this yours, my lovely friend? Probably will be. Oh, yeah. Did you hear what he said? Probably will be the crook. A Mory Golf Club. Boom. What a beautiful logo. So, golf mates, you can play at Edil for 70 peep rate. Well, here’s a little snippet for you. If you play it after 2:00, it’s £45. Then it’s well worth it. Do we have any trouble? Have you looked through the course uh planner? No. Course planner says no trouble. I say no trouble. Bunker right, bunker left. The eyes say he has got the best blue eyes. He is five. What three, mate? Five. I think it’s 230. You can get there, mate. Well, I think the flag’s at the back and it’s seeing 195 to middle. Simon, you’ve mullled that drive. Robert rocked it. Right. Come on, Stevie. Let’s Oh, yeah. 40 past. No, I didn’t. Go left of the bunker. Go left it on it. I can’t tell. It’s gone side of it. Yeah, it’s carried it. He’s bounced it. Has he gone through then? I’ll be pen eye then. Yeah, I should be able to get a shot in then. Happy days. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Looking good. Looking good, Steve. Aren’t I? Would you? I certainly wouldn’t. Roto golf mates. Lance pipe one down here. He’s on the right side of the fair. It’s a green light shot. I’m guessing he’s probably got about 140 in just by the eye. The Oracle’s got better eyes than me. How far, Lee? 140. 150. There we go. Golf mates. I think the pins at back. Red. Red pin. I think that is. I think it’s white at back. Ne. Okay, you’re right. It is a white. That is a back pin, mate. 155. Right. Easy peasy. No trouble here at all, mate. German, I think. Nice club of choice. The Reaper’s done you like a kipper there, ain’t it? He has. It’s the dips, isn’t it? Right on, mate. Come on. What’s he got now? Then nine left. Bunker shot. Oh, what a kick that is. Kick a Oh, try the gray tree. I just want to vomit on myself after seeing that. This is some over top swinging after yesterday’s. Oh, that is Well, we did. We did call it on the way down. Liam abused, didn’t we, Oracle? Yeah. Send us that Robert Rock video. All right, Oracle. He’s looking at a five now. Jeli Oracle. Jeli 97 m. And that’s got to be at the back. I think you’re a pen eye though, Ste. I can see your ball past the trees. Yeah. Shouldn’t have to go over the bunker. No. Right. Is Robert rocket in? Beautiful drive that sigh. Back to your best. Sure. I love this. I haven’t hit it. Haven’t hit it. Spin left. Spin left. Not bad. Take it. Yeah, I’ll take it. But didn’t hit it. Roll back. Big roll, Mr. Barlow. Done well there. Right. Come on, boys. Got a shot in the hole. Let’s see if we can part it. He’s going to hit a good shot here. He’s playing great. Love it. Go on. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Oh, Steve, you are brilliant. Slow. Absolutely first class. Seriously, you’re a magician and an oracle and a doctor with a remedy and can do the just drop shot to drop it in the bunker to flick out to the So was that the road runner? Yes, that was a road runner. The old road runner scoopy whoopy hybrid. Keep it low. Hybrid. Hybrid. Left. That’s a new one. The hybrid. the left left of the uh left of the bunker. That is a phenomenal phenomenal chip and run, Steve. I mean, you landed that back here. You got a beautiful release up the green. It’s all downhill though from here now. You can see, can’t you? Yes, I can, Steve. I’m a bit I’m a bit worried you can knock this in for He’s got the gap. He has got the gap. Always expect the unexpected from the Oracle. Well, this is true, too. Don’t deserve a par, but a good shot here will give me a chance of one on my little soft pitching wedge. Got to get it up there. Is he chipping? Yeah, he’s chipping. Chipping for birdie. He’s got a shot on the hole. Oh no. Oh no. That was a bad shot, wasn’t it? I fancied that as well. Right. I got to pull this up. What do you want? What do you want with your chips tonight? Oh, a fish. I’d I’d love a couple of crumb sausages, please. Oh, hey, I’ll do that for you. Nope. Done. Yeah. Yeah, you’re the cheap option. Brilliant, Steve. Oh, I’m thinking on it. Oh, no. Couple of crumb sausages. Please. This is for par, is it? These greens are so good. I’m a good putter. Let’s get a par the oldfashioned way. I just can’t believe you’re having a bloody putt for par from off the green, mate, after that drive. Yeah, drive for sure. Simon, we’re right, aren’t we? We are right, Stephen. I mean, sorry, Oracle. We told him come off with a five. Take it away. Don’t miss on purpose cuz we said you get a five. Now, the lay of the land says this should move to left to right to me. Yes. Thank you, Oracle. No problem. I’m here to help. I know. Try and make you a better golfer. Get you off that shot. Big Back to scratch. Oh, whoa. And I’ve pulled it. Oh, no. That was a terrible pull. Terrible. That’s a worse of a drive. I know. You both wasted good drives. I wish I could hit it as far as you too. Wish we could hit it as straight as you. Well, you can if you listen to me. Turn your feet. Well done. Well done. When you go aggressive, you do pull them, don’t you? Strong right hand, right? Uh, pirate sentry on the way. Boom. Come on. He’s smiling. Look at him. He knows he’s going to make it. This is for all your fans, Steve. Oh, sorry, Oracle. This is for all your fans, Oracle. Come on, young man. The Baro Army. It’s okay. Five. Unlucky, Steve. That ball’s got to go. It’s awful. It is horrible on the eye. I like it. But it matches everything with you. White hair color. Everything’s blue. You both look smart. Thank you. Right. Golf mate scores under the doors. Four for two, Simon Payne. Five for two, Mr. Barl and five for two, Mr. Harrison. Well, Steve. Yeah. So close, wasn’t it? Yes. You’re a magician around the greens. I’m used to doing it. That’s a thing, isn’t it? Don’t do it all night all the time. But no golfer does it. So, I mean, I’ve played a lot of golf with you. Yeah. You just see it, put your mind to it, and play it. You don’t overthink everything, do you? No. No technique. I mean, and I’m not being derogatory here. You’ve got no technique in your game. I mean, you’re just a pure feel player. Yeah, that’s it. Yeah, it’s a lovely nice get down and hit it. Don’t overthink it. So, if you think you’re going to reach a hazard, do a lesson club. Yeah. All right. So, Harrison’s problem is had too many golf lessons. Yeah. Cuckoo. Yeah. I’ve had one. One. He’s had about three and a half thousand lessons. And that’s just with people. The ones you watch some videos in his room and all that. I don’t mind having So, do you think I’ve probably sent him about 50? Do you reckon he’s watched them all? Oh, we definitely watch. So, in some ways I’m to blame for 50, not the fa. Uh, so far I’ve missed two pots I shouldn’t have missed personally cuz I didn’t reach the hole. And I keep telling them when they go short, it’ll never go in if you don’t reach the hole. So, that’s down to me. Who do we winning? Who do we I think it’s going how I thought it would go and I’m pleasantly happy. Simon’s happy because he might finish second again. And Le wants a shot back. Sweet. Well, there’s four rules to go. Just to let you know. Just let you know. We’ve just played and all off camera while we’re just waiting cuz we’re catch catching people up. And I’ve just know what I’m doing wrong. You found something? Absolutely. Yes, Gary. Yes. Was it a ball? Oh, jeepers. Talk us through this one. It’s my back swing, mate. Watch. Pardon? I’m I’m doing that. So, now I’m just going to Oh, so you you’ve been pulling it far too inside. We’ve just been talking about you. You’ve had 3,500 lessons. I’ve had one. He sent you 50 videos of lessons and you’re still doing the same things. Here’s what I’ll do for you. On the way out of here, we’ll Skype Rocco and I’ll say, “Roco, can you like sort Liam out?” I’ll phone someone. I’m fine, mate. Rocco will sort you out like that. Keep finding it. Keep finding it. Why you keep losing it? I’m going to write it down. It’s no good writing it down. It’s got I’ve found something. Oh, I love it, mate. I’m having a shot, Steve, if that’s okay. Right. What are you doing? I’m going to have one. You’ve got one every night, aren’t you? No, I think there’s one to missing there. Okay, s you got one. Remember you’re going off. Are you far away? Rashy’s bog. It’s called 403 y. The rashy bog is rene 60 m power for straight. Straight wind off the left. So where’s the bog? Bo left, bog right. Isn’t bog a marshland in the UK? Yeah, that could be all left here. You see like Pete bog? Is that am I correct? Pete bog. Hold. Hold. It’s all right. It’s wide open. I don’t mind a left to right shot. It’s fair enough. Back. No problem. Only 400 yards. You That would have gone well over two. So, seven would you rather a sevenwood than a six iron, won’t you? Correct. So, you know what you’re doing, don’t you? Of course I do. Just been talking about that mean s and it hurt him to agree with me. Oh, cy. Oh, let him go boys. Leave it wind on that hill shadow tree. Can’t see it finish over it. I’ll have to hit a provisional behind the bunker. You seen it land? Yeah, but I’ve seen it bounce behind the bunker. Yeah. All right. Lucky dog. What I’ll do, I’ll send you this video I’ve just watched in me head. Please, mate. I’ve got the swing thoughts going. Oh god. After that last drive. Oh yeah. See, inconsistency. It’s okay. Come on. It’s your time to shine. Oh yeah. Right. Hooray. Where’d you find that? In the toilet, Simon. No comment on Do you want to send you that across? Is that on that other fur? I think so. Might be. Yeah. Look at Marin. Call yourself. I think we’ve berated you enough on your list. It’s okay. Big B, take it. Oh, I’ll have to be honest. I don’t know what’s happening. I just It’s real golf. I played great yesterday and I just feel sequence all wrong. But if it’s that far, it’s gone the other fur way. Still in it. Still in it. All right, golf mates. Uh, nearly drove this green. Not bad for a par four, is it? Uh wind in I’ve got 200. I’ve got my seven wood up three. I think the line is there. Big tree. No, right of it. Oh, he’s come for laugh. Look at him. Have you got your line? I think so. He’s straight over them tree on the right of the big. Yeah, we’re this big one here now. Do the front one. That middle. Yeah. Right over there is the green. Over the big one then. Yeah. That’s per. Oh, it hit something. It’s gone through the It’s over. That’s going towards green. You won’t be able to see the big eye banking. You might be okay. It’s over that banking. You can’t see. I’ll see. It’s a good shot. God, I’m tell you what, I’ve seen a lot of this course. You have me. I’m paid for it. You got your money’s worth. 220 to middle wind off the left. Perfectly wood. I like it. Yep. The bunker. It normally cuts. Should be good to the green. Near the pin. Near the pin. The Oracle. He’s on fire. He’s confident. So, this is what happens. I mean, it’s brilliant to see. He’s one of my best mates. He’s shining brighter than the bloody sun, mate. Go on. Run, run, kick left. Kick left. Oh, I didn’t see that. I thought it was straight. No, it went straight down. Little pushy. Little pushy. Can you see anything though? Is there anything there? I was down into a big dip. The only good thing is I hit it solid. 145. 145 into the breeze. Yeah. So, it’s back 139. 145 yards. 130 m. I’m going to go with nine on here, guys. Yeah, I think it’s right club for you against the wind. I’m going to have to make a a very good strike on him though, Ste. I think. No, I think it’s right club. Wind off the left. Try and knock it down. Won’t it left? Yeah, I think it’s just on. I think it’s just bounced over corner. No, mate. Pulled it. Pulled it. Trying to stay away from the tree. Yeah, I think if Cook. Time will tell. Time will tell. Harrison lucky again, Steve. I know. It’s been stoed on the other fairway. Hit it through the Oh, look at that. He’s got a clear shot at the green. Unbelievable. What a nice hole it is. 85 y. A nice 56. Oh, it’s got It’s short. You’re short, Graeme. Simon, thanks. Oracle looks good. Sit down now. Sit down now. Oh, it’s big. Oh, massive. Normally at my 56 about 80 odd. Do you know what? SW I might have hit something nice. You found something again. I’ll tell you. I’ll be honest with you. I’m back to the drawing board. He’s overthinking too much. I’ve got a put for par. I know. I don’t need manage that through. You need to walk, fat boy. See that golf mates? I’m looking after Mr. Barlow. He needs to walk. Where are he? Where are he? Is that Steve right up there near the green there? Oh, yes. Shot Steve. We’re just up here, mate. Beautiful. Beautiful. Once again, Mr. Barlow pin high. Can always tell a good golfer golf mates, they always finish pin high if they miss the green. So, the Oracle, the Oracle has everything. Looks, charisma, humor, golf game. I actually said I’d love to par this and shut him up. I’ve just given you a compliment saying how good a golfer you are, Mr. Barlow. Another good shot, sir. Hey, you. You’re always coming to your own on the park land, weren’t you? Yeah. Road runner. Hybrid. Hybrid. Little chip and run. I think he’s got played it beautifully. Go on, get up that ridge and come. Go on. Get up. Get up. Not bad. Good technique. Nice shot. Got a chance, Simon. Hold on, Ste. Look at that for an old Presley. Par three next. Beautiful. Right, golf mates. I’m going to get out the old 50 here. Land him just shy. Everything’s running towards the pin. The wind’s in my favor. I mean, you could take putter, but there’s quite a lot of fluffy grass here, so I’m trying to negate that and give myself a good chance of holding it. Chiffing for birdie. Oh, no. And that’s why it’s called a fake troll. Comment below. Do not do that at home. Do not copy that. That was talks the game in. What’s the me? That was watching too much of the scoopy. Did you see that? That was chipping in for birdie. But he’s a fake pro. Yeah, he’s a fake pro. And that’s why we call him the fake pro. Hey, everyone can relate to having the chipping wos. Looking good. Beautiful pace. Looking good. shot mate. Great job. I think what I’m doing all right at the moment ping is it that five in. I know you giving it me or you want me to take it away. Pick it up. Yes, that’s a five for two. These greens are absolutely pure, aren’t they? It’s what you get on part of course. You keep telling it’s not sea salt, is there? No sea salt. You get that on your chips, chubs. Yeah. Right, Steve. Yeah. Left to right. It only takes one good shot. Yeah. Left to right. Thanks. Just told the golf mates that now they’ve just seen why we call you the fake pro. Hold it. Sigh. One good shot. Please, golfing god, please. [Music] Yes. Oh, Steve. Oh, mate. Thank you. GG. Good p. Good. I got a bit more aggressive on that one. Well done. And uh tip also lighter grip pressure. Is that what you did? Yeah. There’s only pressure in tires, mate. I think we could have a real big session on the couch tonight. Should we watch a lot of YouTube content, Mr. Barlow? Nothing will please me more than you making this and me and the Rangers fans. He’s got the blue out, but he looked to his feet. He’s got a bit of green for the Celtic and hips. He’s sitting on the fence. Get there. Get there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Boom. That’s the balmy army. My Scottish friends. Just for you. Fake pro. Don’t know what he’s doing. It’s all about the Irish, Welsh, and English, Australian, German. Oh yeah, they’re great, lads. What? Bonnie Scarley. Bonnie Scarlet. Four for three, Mr. Barlow. Four for two, Mr. Simon Payne. I’m five for two. Mr. Harrison, I’m just Boom. Steve, what are you doing there? What do you mean? I duffed it. Which I know you did. I said that’s why we call him fake bro. That’s true, too. I’m fallible, mate. I’m fallible. Tell you what, how good were that? He’s playing ever so well. And what I do, we’ve done a bit of links and uh next week uh it’s another park hunt. We’re at a beautiful course. I’ll give you a little sneak peek. So if you want to watch that, get over to the pub and watch them. Pit Locky is home of a hotel called Heartbreak Hotel after Rod Stewart proposed to Penny Lancaster and she said no. She later married him. Happy days. I think he’s got five or six kids. He’s doing well rod and he’s a Celtic supporter. There’s another one. Little bit more history later on. Okay, B mates. Thank you. What I am going to say is great greens, great golf course, and he’s playing well. Good on him, and I’m buying the tea. This par three is beautiful. It is called Majuba. Seriously, I want to let uh Steve do that one again. Oh, what imagine four for free is on the tea. Uh Simon, I’m looking at this hole. It’s got like pinus vibes to the trees at back in it. It’s lovely, isn’t it? It is, mate. And just listen to that. What? That’s it. Nothing. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? You can just hear the wind through the tree leaves. The tree leaves. Yeah, the tea tree leaves. Seven. No, I’ve got eight. Don’t fancy seven. I think it’s got me too big. Okay. It don’t look that far, does it? It’s uphill. I say it’s on the same pill that, Steve. Remember the 18 for B vista? Yeah. If I drop this over that bunker, it should run onto pinch, shouldn’t it? It’ll probably run down. Absolutely not, Steve. That’s a That’s the sign of a good course architect. If you create a dip at the front of the green, mate, it’s really going to throw your depth perception out. If whatever we said, he’s proved us wrong. Yep. Right. He has won it. He has. All right. And it’s slightly downwind. Oh, what’s it called, Steve? It is called Majuba. Majuba. Majuba. Ma Juba. M A G U B A. Majuba. Majuba. Yeah. Majuba. Majuba. It’s called Majuba. Three. That’s his X. Come on. See, fire it on the green. Right. Eight iron. The eight iron. The mighty Oracle. Hey, we could be long and he could be bang on. H. Wins against now. It’s cross, mate. Yeah, it’s come up right in my face. It’s running cuz you’re looking that way. No, [Music] I’m going to have to change club cuz wind’s changed. Yeah, sorry. No problem. But why wouldn’t you take your club with you though? The wind’s changed again. What? I was just going to hold the club for him. So, what club has he got? God knows. Eight. Okay. Oh, he’s just peeled this off straight at the pin. Get over. Oh, no. It’s in the hole. What’s wrong with that? What? What club? Wait, it’s not on the green. It’s perfect. It’s not It’s not on the ground. Let’s give you two thumbs up. Pressure’s on us. And you’re there for now, ain’t you? Oh, you didn’t say not taking a shot. But then have you got But you have to take shots. No, he’s got a free one yet. Are you sure you’ve not got a shot a hole left? You had a shot. I had to miss one out. Okay. Had to miss one out. You’ve got one shot left, ain’t you? Yeah. My ball don’t look like it’s on green to me. It is. He’s give you two thumbs up, Steve. I’m on the tea, please. Is the uh I’m on the tea. Come on then. Shot. Leave it wind. Leave it breeze on left. That pen shot. That wind took it once it got up there, mate. Didn’t it did? Oh yeah. 20 foot. You get a four. Another three put. No shot for me. No, it’s too late now. Why is it too late? Well, you haven’t took your ball. Fair enough. But normally when you walk up, they see I’m having a shot here. Steve, he’s got until he takes the club away. You are talking wood. Boss of the score. Shot. Same with Simon. Go left. Goal. Goal. Don’t kick left. It’s bunker. Oh, it’s coming off 40. Honestly, the show is every commentary on everything, doesn’t he? Right, Stevie? Well, we’ve got a couple of holes to go. Yes. But I think it’s only fitting that we shout out give a big shout out to the green keeper, Scott. Yeah. Great job. A beautiful course. Yeah. My first time out here, your first time out here. I mean, the sun is shining and we’ve got everything everything in our favor. Yeah. So Scott, thumbs up, my man. Beautiful on the eye. I like the way the bunkers are placed. Yeah, especially them for the big hitters like you and Liam. That is true. Come to play for me. And the greens. My goodness. Oh, fabulous green. Beautiful to put on. Absolutely beautiful to put on. Tell you what, it’s deceiving off the tea. That ain’t it? Yeah. But look at that view behind me. It’s gorgeous. Do you want the flag in or out? I’m not on the green. Oh, you still have it out. It’s up to you. No, I’ll be okay. All right, uphill. Left to right. Need a whack. Always give that a whack. Grab a chair. Grab a chair. Get in. Oh. Oh, great line. Oh, great line. Great line. Look good on the way. Great line, Stevie. Great shot. Do you want it in or out, mate? No, I’ll have it in. Okay. It’s all uphill. Okay. It looks left to right, but Well, you know you’re the oracle. Can’t read the putts today. Forearm jolt. Did he just do this then? Or was my eyes deceiving me? Did he do this? Or was that my eyes deceiving me? Am I losing the plot? No, I did a bit of that. Did I What? A bit of Good shot again, too. Great views up here. Beautiful, mate. Yeah, I’ll give it that. This course, it’s peaceful, isn’t it? Yeah. Very very peaceful. No traffic. It’s like being single, Steve, isn’t it? Very peaceful. I have that a lot, mate. My choice. Don’t go past the old side. Thank you, Liam. Best me bowl the way he puts. Oh, a birdie would be nice, wouldn’t it? Outside chance. I’ve got a feeling he’s going to haul it, but nonetheless, don’t look at last one. He’s actually better with longer putts than short, is he? No, no, no. Simon, my goodness, mate. Just yourself. Just You want a new putter, aren’t we? Or are you okay with that one for tomorrow? I’ll be fine. Thank you. You’ve only had it four days. This putter just No, you’ve only had it three days. Lasted longer than the other. Yeah, that only lasted a day. It’s enough out of you, P. So, we face Daves. Liking it. Great. Liking it. Come on. Well, the one thing I can’t say, I put it well on her. Take it away. Another borgi. Yeah. How many of them have you done a [ __ ] shot? A few. Have that if you want. It’s in the loving it. Four for one. Four for one. Good roll. Well done. Good roll. Good two. Thank you. Last two alls. Great two. Well done, sir. Scores in the doors. Three for two, Simon Payne. Four for one, Mr. Bow and four for one, Mr. Harrison. Harrison. He’s just He’s all mixed up, isn’t he? He’s gone. He’s gone. He’s gone. You know, you know this where he said that we’ll play the 18th. I’ll go and drone the court. He’s going droning. He’s devastated. He should not be droning in the mindset that he’s in, mate. No, he’s got to do the order of film. Right, golf mates. Here we go. Last all left. I think I’m last on. Yeah. Is there any Are you close enough to him or is he leveragger? He hasn’t told me the scores, mate. I don’t know. Do you know what they are? No. Okay. Face all of them. I think maybe. Okay. Shot result. Shot. Yes. So, I’m just so you don’t I’m taking my shot here, Steven. I’ve already given it you, mate. So, last all. Unless you don’t want it, I can cross it off. Yeah. Okay, sir. Right. 500 yard called Alistister Webster. I know an Alistister and I know a Webster. Great ball, Steven. A shot is going to love that. Absolutely awesome. Thank you. We got the draw. It’ be hard work for the boys. Make sure you smash that like button for the boys. Editing that. Yeah. Nick and press left a press sign. Come on, man. He’s got a run already. Do you see him duck into the bush? Oh god. Oh snap. Worst shot of the day. Yeah. Jeepers. Yeah. It’s gone left of that provisional, boys. Left of a tall green tree. Provisional. Were you trying to score with that one? No, I wasn’t, mate. I actually wanted to hit it out over the trees. Oh, that’s got to be good. That That’s got to be good. I think so. Bit left, but I think it should be good. That I don’t Well, do you know what? It’s two charges in it. I a nice one. We’ll see. Provisional number four. I don’t think you reach them trees in the distance, so you should be okay. Little bit left towards a big tall green tree. I bird this. Are you going to blob? I could come back catch you. What a beautiful approach, isn’t it? What a finishing hole. What would that be? An old church or is it a host? No, it’s a host. Hard to say, mate. Like an abia somewhere. It’s got a clock on it. Right. Two. So’s touch madness. 255 to the front. 27. If you get it running, you’re going to get somewhere near is in it. My word is especially with the quality of strike he’s been hitting today. Come on, Steve. Finish in style, brother. That’s right. Hit the ground a bit, but that’s fine, mate. It opens the green up cuz the pin is right at Of course, it opens the green up. Oracle, you’ve done your homework. Just weird things involved. But it’s it’s it it’s that light, isn’t it? In that way, it’s quite good optically, but it’s hard to see with the blue sky at the background. Yeah, optically it’s very good. Right. Do you reckon we’ve got yours, S? Or what? No, not yet. Sorry, S. Someone answered for you then, right? Is there a swing and a shot? Yeah, you’re here. Sweet. 250. Yes. Playing four. Four iron, Liam. Yeah, two irons. Four iron. It’s not the best lie, but you know, if you can get it moving, it’ll run like a scolded cat. What? Don’t fall over. For [ __ ] sake. Oh, no. So, we have to hit a wee hook, don’t we? Yeah. A hook or over the trees? I can’t do that. You can. You’re a pro. Fake. Rider. Over the trees. It is just for ste mate. If you were more right, that would have been better. Yeah, more right. You’ve been great. Uh, Simon, it’s a great golf shot that, mate. Thanks. 230. But it’s not going to play it, is it? No, mate. I reckon you could take 30 yards right in front of you. Where’s Simon gone? Just shot at that left bunker at green. It’s probably in all honesty pin high. Yeah, I reckon you take 30 yards off that, mate. 200. Yep. Easy. Yeah. Well, the way I’m swinging is in it. But that was a not bad shot. I think I can start it. That green building. Yeah. Easy, mate. Is it? Yeah. No. Come between the bunkers. Just finish with a couple of good swings. Makes me come back tomorrow. That’s what golf does. Winds in your face now. Say, you’ve got it, mate. You got it. You got it, mate. Just commit to that. Oh, yes, please. Yes, please. Where does that come from? Yes. God. Here. Holy smoke. Sit down. stayed on at the back back right two best shots I bet. See, there’s a golfer there. That was so slow shot. Hey, we’ve learned something. Slow down. That’s all you got to do. Slow down. Yeah, we’ll see on your chip in if you’re back. Steven, hey, no one’s had a birding today. So, if you call me with I might do a blo. Come on, we’re back tomorrow. Need it in. You’re there for threes, Steve. I tell you what, what a day, mate. What a day. Full of highs and lows. And it’s been, I must say, it’s been great watching you. Good golf at full flight. At full flight. Barlow at full flight. So, this is throwing the cat amongst the pigeons. Not really. What’s I’m not greedy. I’m not greedy. I’m happy just to hit the green. Says like the true 15. Come on, mate. You’ve schooled us in every other aspect of your game today. Do you know what the best thing about it is? He told us last night what he going to do. I know. Bit of an antilimax that. But he’ll take it though, would he? There for three minus your shot there for two. Too much sand. That’s all I did. Too much sand. I need to scoop it off. I’ll get it for you, master. Oh, go on. You may as well contribute something to this. You’re not putting it. No hybrid. No. I swear. I bet you could put that all day long. The old scoopy whoopy could a road runner. Oh, this is class. Go on. This is class, Mr. Barlow. Oh, that’s the distance. Oh, mate. It doesn’t get any better than that, Steve. That’s the distance, weren’t it? The comments are going to be, “Mr. Bal, get in there.” And then the Americans or the other people will Bandit. Bandit. You played great. Well done. Good on you, buddy. I think it’ll be the biggest points tally of the week up to now for one game. He’s uh he’s opted to chip it. I’m going with the 58, Steve. I’m just going to pitch him up there. Let him release to the hole. I’m going to try and hold it. I won’t be uh I won’t be shy here. I’m going to try and hold it. That’s right, Stevie boy. Nice. God. Oh, you can get a point. Shot, mate. I get two points. I get a shot there. Oh, yeah. Six for two. Taking my shots. Putting for six for two. Well done, Simon. Thank you, Oracle. It’s been a pleasure carding with you today. Yeah. And you weren’t supposed to be doing force you to sit with me. I know. And suffer more. I really like you a lot. I feel like I learn a lot when I sit beside you. None of us have had a birdie. Come on, mate. Chip him in in front of this beautiful setting for an eagle. A nice clubhouse. Nice. Oh, beautiful release. Beautiful release. Oh, we’ve got that for a weed drram. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Thank you. I’ve just said about golf, people watching this will relate. You know the days when it just it’s not your day. It all goes wrong. Y on the last hole you ether get a par or a birdie or you hit a good shot. You come back for more, don’t you? You do. What if you make a bogey? Stay in the room. What if you make a bogey? Do you still come back to us? You know what, Steve? But it’ll be a good bogie. It’s just me. I know it is. Must look nice. I’ll be now. This is for a borgi, is it? Yep. Yeah. Great boi. Good borgi. Good. Thank you. This is for three-pointer. Yep. How many threepointers has he had today? I reckon this could make number four. Just quiet. Yeah, I I think so, mate. Cream always rises to the top. Sort of turds. Again. Jesus Christ. Why are you not aggressive with them pots? Cuz I don’t want to be, do I? No, I know. But you score. Well, you I think you’ve left four points out there, mate. Yeah, at least. Do you know what? You’ve been brilliant, though. But we’ve got to do, you won’t know this unless you’ve watched from the club. We always show you the Airbnb. Now, we’re going Pit Lockery next week. And we’re staying in the middle of Edil to Pit Locker, a little town of village. I’ve got us a cottage. You might want to stick around for the scores. See his reaction. Come on, big dog. Knock him in. There’s rumor there might be bump beds. Oh, Steve get I’m taller than you. I’ll get on the top bunk then. You’re in the same room as me. Thank you. Thank you. Finish with a bird. Nice birdie. Thank you. Well done, mate. Good comeback. Brilliant. [Music]
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join the club better without bleebs
This is so good I’m watching it again 😂👍
We were there yesterday, looking lovely and green…. Proper golf course
Edzel never the same since the US airforce left the area.
Simply class
I may be a bit biased being from Glasgow in Scotland, but I think Scotland has the best golf courses in the world, enjoying this series just class guys, some great golf and brilliant laughs , just fantastic
Shout out to the camera men who have to chase all those crap shots around!
Looking forwards to this, play well golf mates
Haha you boys need some pronunciation lessons 😂 for Brechin say breekin not bree-chin 😄 Always lovely seeing this trio knocking it around a course though, nice job team 😊
grew up in Arbroath and learned to play golf there. When I was older played with my dad and his mates at Edzell for 15 years. First thing sunday morning in the freezing cold, Happy memories. Thanks lads
I think it was 1973 Simon “plant a tree in 73” – may be wrong though!
Think Mr Barlow is overdue a gym visit, I guess he gets to work out though on his trips to Thailand 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Always love this course, only behind Royal Aberdeen and Aboyne for the region IMHO.
Brechin
Is Mr B a union shop steward, he's is like my ex wife, never wrong.
Brechin is pronounced as Breek-in bud 👍🏻
So much better on the club without these annoying adverts
Liam what a dynamic threesom you lads are great chemistry, banter and love between you three, Nobody can come close to replicating such a great fun golf channel with all the Golf Mates cast you have they are all fantastic personalities, carry on swinging lads and everybody out there watching subscribe now (. ps Liam could you pop the cheque in the post lol 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Grateful ♥️As I retire the year earning $66k biweekly,this video brings back the memories of 2024. You have inspired me in so many ways!!! I can now support God's work and the church..
Simon if your watching back home good day to you and hurry back soon to make some more cracking videos the golf mates need you 👍👍❤❤
Even the short version is great to watch, laughed a great deal of the video,i enjoyed the very good golf and the perfect camerawork by Nik and Pres. But i prefer the longer version at the Golf mates club.