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Start the angel. Come on, man. I know you’re in here. No. Why not just get what you had? You already know it works. You like it? I mean, I got my birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, you give that to you for free. Sephora. But first, we three times if it’s quiet enough, quick enough. My smile is infectuous enough to pass through a walkie-talkie. I spent the protecting me. I am her grandfather’s nightmare and her grandmother’s greatest release. And forever I’ll be because I am the Yeah. Yeah. One time I took Nia here. We ate here. We went to Tyler Bar and then afterwards she was like I think they like make their own sad and it’s like at 247 like really just random like old people kind of go that kind of vibe. And even that place was selling you buy chocolate. They were Yeah. This like place where like the old people go like people need to buy chocolate, too. They should be allowed to have you buy chocolate. It’s a human right. How many? My birthday balloon. Got her birthday balloon. You want to see something really funny? I want to show you something really fun. Thank you. Maybe from like so you get like the background. We’re back. Sorry. Oh my god. Like they really just kind of assume the worst. She was assuming the best. I guess she was like Happy birthday dear Ashley. Happy birthday to you. Woo. Oh, wait. I actually brought mine, too. And many more. Yes. Oh, [ __ ] Here we go. Pistachio. Yummy. Oh, that looks [ __ ] good, actually. That’s the one right there. I’m going to record a little video. Yes. Like, in a big way. Yeah. I just haven’t It was dark one time and I was like 17 and I was like, “Yeah, it wasn’t.” Oh, yeah. I’ll have to like read this later before we absorb it. But we were like each other. Yeah. Look at that. Okay. Okay. There you go. You ask him about the air conditioner. Happy birthday. Okay. Full moon in Aquarius on Ashley’s birthday. On Ashley’s birthday. Time to manifest in the Lion’s Gate portal. That’s Sunny Angel. Webkin Dubu Dubai. Sunny Angel. Sunny Angel. And that one’s Sunny Angel. Dubai. Laboo. Webkin. Sunny Angel. They don’t sell Laboo here. Laboo. Dubai. Webin. They don’t sell Lubu here. Sunny Angel. It’s like a Popart exclusive. Popart. It’s I just like I liked all the stuff like she like clean makeup. She wasn’t like the other like Was she a makeup influencer? No, but she just like talks about like her everyday essentials and stuff like that. Like what’s my bag and stuff? But cuz like all the basic people like they just go to Sephora and stuff, but she like knew about Glossier when it first started. Okay. She knew like all the like How did she get hooked on brands? I mean she from LA she just like you know goes around town and like find stuff. She was really big into thrifting like so she wasn’t like the basic like I see like like Bethany Motors. What were her videos aesthetic? Well, her room is aesthetic. The pose is kind of giving like without like listing that he bought. He claimed he didn’t claim it. So when I looked up the website, when I check every day like those gifts are still available, but he did buy them. I’m like, “Well, I’m glad no one dumbled.” Yeah. Yeah. I got two meies. No, I quickly went in and deleted them. Father, Please. Yes. Because they take Shini labu Dubai. What? I think it’s for kids. So yeah, it’s for children. It’s not for you. You get a Barbie. You want a Barbie? It’s Barbie skin care. Oh, blow out. Blow out. Blow out. Somebody brought a gun into the hobby. I mean, that’s just the weirdest, most anneronistic. It sign is ugly as hell. Yeah, I know. For that location. I mean, Jesus Christ. Hobby Lobby. They have Iraqi treasure in there. Look, there it is. I mean, yeah, they don’t really have traditional mall stores here. Fake stores. It’s like Barraama, you know. Where’s the [ __ ] Pacson? Where’s the [ __ ] Auntie Ants Pretzel? It’s like a luxury mall. Where’s the Electronics Boutique? Yeah, right. A lot of these malls like Vegas, it’s like that where it’s like it’s all Gucci and [ __ ] Arctics or whatever that is. It’s not like a New Jersey. Their name is Patty Cake. Look at this. The bones of 911 here. I feel like I’m inside a giant whale. That’s 91. They have a pop. They sell. Oh, Popart. Like uh you too, Pop. That’s the amazing chicken. I think she’s really good. See, look at the world you live in. People all day just like, “Oh my god, you look so beautiful.” White women love complimenting you. Well, Millennial white women love complimenting Ashley. Oh boy, I’m wearing something like it would make more sense if I was straight up vegan. Yeah. And I need an iron, but I like eat meat, so I’m like I don’t um I follow this like one substacker who makes like a food diary. Oh, really? Interesting. Substack. Me and Luchi and I, we went there, we got so much. We got food, we got pizza, we got pasta, and we were still hungry afterwards. Where Jelina? You remember I took you there? It’s like very minimalist. And you want bread, too? Sure. Easter dishes. Easter dishes for her. Like I maybe like something happened with Orsa like cuz I feel like with the happy hour the happy hour’s gone. And also like I feel like they used to give away like free gelato for like cuz you remember one time there was someone like anniversary I think they gave they didn’t give you anything. They just gave me a cat. We had the glow glow. The glow for baby’s blow blow for my milk. Hell yeah. She in there, man. I was so sure it wasn’t true. It was a rumor so insane that I had the nerve to crack jokes. But then about 10 minutes later, TMZ confirmed the news. Okay. Can you help me out with something here? So, you probably sing like I see a lot, right? Drink the liquid. She is staring at her dog. She had no idea why the iconic house. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Thank you guys. You’re the best. We have to survive. Let’s get crazy, everybody. Was there a party downstairs? Take it. Oh, yeah. Maybe uh I can take the picture. No, I was watching you. You are short the after party here. No afters. The afters. That’s right. Not the the Monday. You have a cigarette. We got to get that. Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s Donkey Kong action here. Yeah. Shut the [ __ ] up. Damn it. Shut the [ __ ] up. that bro. There we go. [ __ ] you. We’re going to spend the night at the CW. This is 10. What the [ __ ] Hold just play. Oh my god. There you go. That wasn’t too bad. Ah, I went right under the water. Get on my phone. I’m telling you, just hit it right in there. Daddy, why did you pull me over there? What? Another act freezer. again. You want me? I beat you, chicken. Oh [ __ ] Nice. Oh, never mind. Come on. out there and I went What was your name? Good. This one of these Heat. Heat. Oh, look at all that. Look at that dog eat. [ __ ] Good. You’ve got concentration camps. Wow. There we go. Is there a game? Sorry, mama. No, it’s No, I didn’t mean to see it. Yeah. Yeah. They’re both See, I couldn’t because I didn’t want to redraw this all over again. I wanted to show you and that’s Is that a mouse? No, it’s a rat. I got to go. I got That’s hilarious. Okay. So, you got uh certainly the stomach of uh maybe not King, but Church Hill. Well, I got this guitar and a little guitar. I can talk. I’m a guitar. I can talk. I’m a guitar. And from your front porch to my front seat, the doors open, but the ride is free. Yeah, I know you’re hungry for the ones that I spoke, but tonight we’ll be free of all the boys out. Oh boy. Maybe it’s all for the best. Maybe you feel sorryer for me. How can I feel sorry for you when you feel so sorry for yourself? I miss my career. The limelight. The adulation of thousands. Oh, cat. The chicken’s gone. Okay, I’m on my way to do AV for this event around Pratt. I just got fired from my job, sort of. They gave me an ultimatum at your destin and uh I’m feeling shortness of breath. I think I’ve got some kind of I need to go to the doctor. So that’s uh the drama everybody that we’re going through right now. Stakes Looking at the Walt Whitman house. It’s that white one. Big clapboard white house. 99 Ryerson. Sort of like a double house. That old ass looking. This is Wman Street. It’s kind of by the river. I don’t know what years. There’s no [ __ ] plaque or anything. So, I’m here. I’m supposed to be doing sound and AV for some [ __ ] That’s cool. It’s cool. It’s fun. I’ been just caught the blues. Outside your door was open. Who hung this piece of paper? It’s crooked. I thought I was off myself actually. What? I’m excited. like What’s the time? Um, yeah, you guys feel free to get a copy inside or from us and day after to just hang out in the backyard. Week March 12th, historian artists of easy rough humor blocks from FAFS. Yeah, maybe. They wind up Now go check. Oh, people who don’t like my poetry, but that’s fine. Yeah, I that’s that’s I feel like that’s natural, you know? It’s like like he’s he’s one of those people where it’s like he doesn’t like a Saturday. Ashley rarely lets me out on a Saturday. Yeah, but god forbid I try to hang out with anybody else. How did Brown Sugar not cancel the Brown Sugar Bar and Lounge. There we go. That’s where we’re doing the next reading. It’s where I’m doing my chatbook launch. Brown sugar bar lounge. There you go. There’s our Bedstey adventure. We rocked We rocked Bedside. Dear friend Books. Pops pizza. Ashley wants that op. We got Woody Allen on [ __ ] Club Random. It’s a dream come true. There’s the pool. We didn’t really take advantage of it this summer. Ashley wants to have fun. Ashley wants to have fun. Before 911 when they had discretion, manners. Oswaldo. Oswaldo. Who came up with that name? But then when I asked them to name my horse, they just named him Mark. Mark, you know, it’s not easy coming up with an Oswaldo. Yeah. My leg. We’re going to the Woodsist festival at a farm. Okay. But we’re volunteering from 4:30 to 9. Kingston wood. Yeah, you’re doing your thing. I don’t think you need tonight everybody. Antonio are here. Harris is here. Julius, Julius Rosa. Crosby, Epic Man’s office is here. We got Champion. We got We’re live from New York. We are live around the world with our billion people watching PS1. Everybody, thank you for coming out. Get yourself a drink this year. Cheers to Open Monday and to tonight’s performance. Let’s kill it. I really am feeling really loud this week. Okay, because this is our last week of summer. So, we have to get it all out. It’s around Trump death watch. Trump might be dead. We’re not sure yet. So, maybe we can one or the other. Give it up. Give it up for yourselves everybody. I would prefer not to have your email finding me at all. Okay. I would I just would prefer not to do my job or uh you know uh anything really. I I just I do think it’s important that somebody is kind of I’m looking for this video. I’m sorry. I’m scrolling. I’m scrolling. This is the future of entertainment. Everybody just get ready. Is this the This is the act. This is my act. I’m going to do I’ve got a number of micro performances. Oh, here it is. Here it is. I got fired. You You’re fired. You’re fired. You’re fired. I don’t know if you can see that. He’s probably our greatest Shakespeare actor. You’re fire. You’re fired. You’re fired. You’re fired. That was the email I got this week is uh do not come back. So, you know, I’m looking for a job. I’m looking for a place to live.
