Donald Trump on golf

[Music] i Donald J trump am delighted to announce that for the first time in history Scotland is now firmly on the golfing map thanks to the opening of my worldass course at Trump Turnbury it’s amazing to think that before I did this great service to your nation no one had even heard of Scotland in a golfing context nobody even knew that golf the game that I personally invented existed here but having given the world the game I have now given Scotland a proper course in which to play it i only hope my act of generosity will put a stop to the idea that when I become president I’ll be looking to take over Scotland because it’s not true it’s not true at all i’ll only be interested in countries that actually have an oil industry so people enjoy the vision that is Trump termed and remember it is only here because I Donald J trump i’m a self-made multi-billionaire who built my entire fortune from nothing more than the $40 million my father left me

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