“Kids These Days Are Greedy & Have Ruined Halloween” – Ty Schmit Had Halloween Ruined For Him

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well we got pumpkin Reese’s right now too the pumpkin shaped ones yeah yeah anytime they get into the cute and silly uh the silly shaped Reese’s it really starts that’s when they’re really in their bag if you will and we got candy season right now oh yeah we’re in the middle of candy season right now time yeah it’s Halloween brother Jesus Christ what type of Halloween party was there over there yeah trick when’s trick or treat for you guys uh Halloween Halloween sometimes it weekend it all depends yeah so it’s 31st THS on Halloween Thursday night here in America ours should be too oh it sounds like you CH different city different Counties have different days for trick or treat actually I agre I understand that I knew that because I think they slide to like a Friday or a Saturday or something mostly don’t they it’s [ __ ] fou chees America no trick- or- treats always a weak day it moved because they moved because of him I see Tony’s qual now no that is not what Tony was I don’t think anything about that they did to make it Moree okay but they made it more convenient didn’t they that’s probably what they tried to do for people I mean I think if the 31st is a Friday or Saturday or Sunday they trick- or treat’s never one of those days that is always weekday weekday trick or treat always weekday it should be a weekday you don’t want to waste a weekend do like it’s always a weekday thing you go to school you get all Juiced you wear your costume is a good point trick orre I know Fridays they always moved because of football yeah especially in Pittsburgh yeah I don’t know about Ohio but that’s on you guys we would see I think football would Trump um trick or treat I I can’t wait not anywhere not anywhere I don’t think yeah some those fat counties I can’t wait for the trick I can’t wait for the tricker treating with the uh daughter that has to be awesome do you guys all go out no yeah my daugh my eighth grader though she goes on they don’t really yeah she’s growing out of it almost but her her and her friends get together yeah we take them yeah it’s awesome trick or- treat’s fun because all the adults they want to just feed your Booze too so like it’s actually pretty fun yeah are you uh you are a hit the street family not a stay at house give out candy family oh no it’s not fun staying there in your doorbell ringing every 4 seconds no you got to post up outside I think me and a yeah was it me and you or me and no we did it me and you yeah me and aush sat at the edge of the driveway that’s right good new yeah it’s fun isn’t it build a little fire get you a little fire going get a bring a boom box out there were we scaring people no no we had uh we had Mountain Dew we had you had the big candy king size everything big big big big but then also offering up a Mountain Dew on a for the caffeine just because thought that was hilarious and we were all the way at the end you remember what oh yeah so the people that made the trip down it wasn’t everybody so we were giving like seven Mountain Dews to kids and they were B boy candy bar king size everything that was a good time that was a great time they were having a blast the best the people that give out the big ones should be commended you are word spreads quick too word spreads very quick you’re giving out full size never doing it again nope at least not for a while I did it last year and these little sons of [ __ ] I mean I I the the [ __ ] thing is gone within 10 minutes like and it’s like all right well guess what now it’s gone for the rest of the night I’m not putting any other [ __ ] in here I I I’d like to find a couple of those kids on my block who do that and beat the [ __ ] out of them oh who did the take more than one we’re not talking about that we’re talking about giving out king size you’re talking about I’m talking about putting out king size in a thing I all take one can’t do that you can’t do that any no you can’t like I I don’t have like a bunch of like Middle School like it’s young kids and their parents you know these [ __ ] parents just let hey take a couple no one’s here no one’s looking put the wind cam you out what were you doing yeah what are you talking about that was an immediate okay one for me obviously you would have took the whole B yeah you just dump the whole basket into your bag maybe maybe but guess what I’m never doing it again I’m like you know what I’m probably not even going to put anything out this year keep the lights off too don’t come to my [ __ ] house what I was disgusted disgusted and there a bunch of [ __ ] rappers in my yard too [ __ ] decency to throw your garbage in my neighbor’s yard despicable all right feels like you learned a lot about how your neighbors feel about you I think there’s no respect these goddamn kids he godddamn kids don’t respect anybody these days gross the sign clearly said one per person no there was no sign it’s just like you know Break The Rules no holds bar no you got kids with their parents you think their parents would have enough G to be like hey take one and you know it’s like these kids yeah you expect eighth graders to [ __ ] just ravage that thing sure a kid who’s 6 years old I expect his parents to be like hey hey hey you don’t need to take two there’s other kids that are going to be coming I want let you know six-year-old me pull oh my god king size you said yeah man we were getting dropped off in your neighborhood and we were hitting that thing and it was that well your circle back too you could Circle back switch mask switch costume Circle back and get 10 of them that’s what I would do especially yeah like a um almost like a mall cafeteria for the free samples you kind of hit yeah your house is getting hit a few times by those kids because they might be able to sleep better at night if they only take two at a time and then we’ll hit this house three more times then you got eight all of a sudden you know and uh might even hit you with a few eggs on the way out of there yeah and toilet paper maybe not even n no one’s doing that on my Block it’s a [ __ ] good good development but but I tell you what either no candy or I’m going to put out like dots or some [ __ ] like that that nobody that’s the right yeah candy like it I’m not eating a lot of it it’s not like I’m going for candy go can cold can of Pepsi there was a house that gave cold cans of Pepsi and that was the greatest house I was say that’d be awesome take that and rifle it through the person’s window [ __ ] ice called Coca-Cola are you kidding me Pepsi peps I am abely [ __ ] not because it’s a can no that’s going to be in your sack no strictly because ice cold can of Coca-Cola not [ __ ] Pepsi listen how mad he is about these kids taking his kick and he’s that’s pissed about a peps I had forgotten all about it and like I am like my I’m boiling right now that pissed me off so much cuz it was it’s like then your doorbell Rings the rest of the night I mean C’s gone within 10 minutes and it’s like okay well I’m going to have trick-or-treaters coming for the next 2 hours and I I don’t want to hear my [ __ ] doorbell for the next hour and 50 minutes when there’s nothing out there it was just so you like you’re not home yeah I did turn the lights off but you you got six to eighty olds they don’t give a [ __ ] they’ll ring your doorbell 100 times and parent hey maybe yeah maybe someone will come ringing bring it 15 16 more times go ahead I understand his dog is going [ __ ] ape [ __ ] right there but whatever you know he’ll come eventually dog saying come in yeah keep knocking we got um happy Halloween th happy Halloween yeah y next Thursday Halloween episode oh got a young baby that’s going to be wanting to sleep too now yeah Bingo yeah the um the Halloween episodes over the years have really uh have really delivered yes they have I I believe this one’s going to as well I can’t wait Chuck paganao will be in attendance oh man he know he understands what’s about to happen G to be a corpse again come on oh it’s Halloween he has to dress yeah another year of being a corpse hey Chuck what’s your problem just a layup of a of a costume he looked good though he had good hair yeah good tan he looks good