I’d take the cards, max out on buying stock, then take myself out using the dividends. Bro’s only good for the money, leave the rest at the office. He can rent a sex robot when he replaces all the workers jobs when he asset manages a little to hard.
(I am so glad the lord saw fit to make me a lesbian because my instinct reaction to men like this is “oooo I could stomp all over this” and that’s probably not healthy 😂)
He knows how ro plan dateswnd communicate about his wants and needs. I'd say there's worse qualities, but he does seem rather unemotional about it all. Maybe if she's into it they could have a business meeting where he lists what he wants in a wife 😂
Never let these people tell you that you’re a soft handed office bitch whose job isn’t real you do nothing for society besides leach off of it. Even if they’re right, you’re the one stacking bread office bro
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Jesus Christ. I want to be a finance bro 😂🔥
I've seen a version of this work on a number of women. Give him stick all you want, but it works!
What in the American Pyscho?
I could do one date for a little shopping. At this point we’re playing a game.
Are those duffle bags still around? We got them during orientation over15 years ago.
Bro santal 33 is $300
Haha! I worked at GS a long time ago and remember those GS gym bags. They were ugly as hell!
I’d take the cards, max out on buying stock, then take myself out using the dividends. Bro’s only good for the money, leave the rest at the office. He can rent a sex robot when he replaces all the workers jobs when he asset manages a little to hard.
Santal 33? This man is basic.😂
WHAT IN THA WORLD?
this would work on me
immediately looks up where santal 33 is sold near me
This is all amazingly accurate
Not because of him but how women want to be treated and how other women view successful men
I’d take it clear concise well thought out
I confirm that this has happened to me
While I was minding my own business, eating my salad in Herald Square Park (Manhattan/NYC)
🥲🤦🏻♀️
I did NOT show up. 🥰😌💅🏼✨
As being in finance, this is a little over exaggerated
This gives me PTSD 😂 but at least he taught me what a Stop Sell is, so for that, we thank him for his service lol
Guarantee this works.
My friends were right, I do like toxic men
I would move gym the next day and keep the money
This is why I had to change majors 😭
$350 to stand up a finance bro!? yes please
The way I would take those and so casually never see that man or gym again lol
Next guy walks up, "Just kidding, I was just sh*t-testing you. Keep the giftcards though."
(I am so glad the lord saw fit to make me a lesbian because my instinct reaction to men like this is “oooo I could stomp all over this” and that’s probably not healthy 😂)
He knows how ro plan dateswnd communicate about his wants and needs. I'd say there's worse qualities, but he does seem rather unemotional about it all. Maybe if she's into it they could have a business meeting where he lists what he wants in a wife 😂
Don’t know if I’d be offended or flattered 😂
God "Porter" is the PERFECT fucking name for this guy. I mean absolute perfection lol.
low cut and friendly, mans would never see me again
i’m sending this to any annoying guy that wont leave me alone
I would accept to just watch the show continue
Need him
wtf santal 33 is a female perfume? rock it daily 😂
It is EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSING to me that I already own a Le Labo Santal 33 bottle
You had me at GreenBERG
Those 90's ….this is how it's done 🎉
Should I be buying my women Santal 33?
That visa will be used on as many live crickets as Petco will sell me, and will be couriered over to his office the next day.
I have never had a character activate my supervillian instincts so quickly.
Never let these people tell you that you’re a soft handed office bitch whose job isn’t real you do nothing for society besides leach off of it. Even if they’re right, you’re the one stacking bread office bro
I like him. The contact info is for her to cancel if she feels like it. Nice!
Also love that he doesn't know/need her name because she will just be Toots until she passes a few rounds.
Not the light blue spandex leggings underneath lol
BRUH that ain't even enough money wtffff
Im so damaged that like this can actually work on me.
When I was much younger I went out with a guy like this one. I felt attracted to that type of selfconfidence 😁
🤮🤮🤮
The pocket