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um oh [ __ ] I forgot to um I got to say something to this um Discord message hey sorry um I actually did read this I was going to respond later forgot to and now I’m on stream so I will respond immediately after stream um but I like all this though but I’ll go into more detail okay sorry um and last is Malik gonna piss me off today did I sound out this discour oh here we go we are super live live and not getting mad when we die smile um everyone Bing Bong [ __ ] your life um okay mikit dies today yes malachit [ __ ] dies today I hope he [ __ ] dice today dude B Grande first of all Hi how are you doing hello hello hello um so I watched ly do his speedrun yesterday because he was actually doing his speedrun last night he popped on for a bit um and so I told him go kill uh go kill malakith for me I need him dead ly actually struggled pretty hard on malakith like when he got there that dude was that dude was kind of crushing him um and and there was a hold on I have to adust this hold on there go that’s a little better not not just blown out um it like he was getting so frustrated with fighting that guy and it made me realize like okay he is very very difficult and it’s not going to be fun fighting him really not at all because L’s played this game you know he’s done these run throughs so many times and he’s beaten him so many times and he’s still struggles with [ __ ] Malik all my homies hate Malik what’s up rly um the fact that you know who that is too and your homies hate it just know you can add another homie to that list also rly I did see your message um I just sent a voice thing back but um I will respond to it after this stream I’m going to be off at like 6:30 7ish is that better that’s actually better when it’s that dark or is that too dark I think it’s fine um so yeah I will respond to that after but I love everything rly I love it and I’m glad you already cut up the the vo I’m very very excited to see what we do with this and very excited for our next video and our next video and our next video because we’re going to keep crushing it and the cool thing dude is um like financially my problems are going to get a little better soon so we will uh be able to pump out more and hopefully I will have more time to just like get you out stuff and and it’d be cool to pay you more that’ actually be kind of sick you got to give him that hot get me I look as she says you get me did you guys see Rolling Stones also just did an interview with this girl it my thing about the Haka girl is I am just worried that it’s going to be a phase and then nothing’s going to happen because like there’s no you know I don’t want to say it like she’s talentless but what she became famous for it’s not really a talent and so she’s going on this Comedy Tour I think she’s she’s doing these interviews with all these major magazines but it’s like for like what are we trying to do here I don’t really know and I hope it doesn’t come crashing and burning cuz honestly she seems pretty chill and a lot of the interviews she does is not like you know she’s not really flaunting anything she’s just kind of she’s kind of like yeah I mean it happened and I’m here and and cool but like I don’t really I don’t really care about any of this you know um and she’s not like she’s not like really selling out to be honest because she’s not like like selling items she’s not promoting anything as far as I know and so she’s just a normal chick that just made a spit on a [ __ ] joke and now it’s like she’s here and I guess basking it sure but I just don’t I don’t see where this goes from here you know um I’m at the airport right now going home so I’m watching until we get on my flight luck appreciate it always appreciate it um also dude have a safe light um have a very safe light how are you with flying is it like yeah yeah I saw okay cool uh hi F hi it’s getting out of hand in my opinion she seems nice though it is like I it’s cool when people have this rise to fame but it’s what happens after that’s the scariest part because it goes It goes one way or the other and it’s either things go good or things go bad and the things that go bad are usually when there’s nothing to follow up or they try to force things to follow up this rise to fame and she hasn’t really forced anything yet so I’m kind of like I don’t know maybe it’s fine but I just don’t know what is like what does she do now I don’t know um if I was known for a sex joke I would just make it only fans well so that’s another thing is she talked about how people are always like give us the link give us the link and she has not made an only fans and quite frankly I’m stoked she hasn’t because I just it’s cool to get you know get that [ __ ] money get that money but also if you don’t want to do it then don’t do it and she kind of gives me the vibe that she just doesn’t [ __ ] care which is cool you know so I don’t know I don’t know it’s it’s strange because you would think like you know I mean if anybody’s in the situation yeah they’re going to get their get their money and [ __ ] get out of there why not like who cares you know but she’s not and I respect that I do respect that I’m at the DMV so you’re on my TV wait what I’m on a TV at the DMV hi DMV what are you talking about though like I’m on I’m on your phone or you just [ __ ] shared me to the goddamn DMV dude hey guys I’ll pay my tag soon I swear I’m just kidding I got those paid that’s not that’s not a real joke I got that paid luck have a safe flight hopefully you don’t hit the for Grande what are we doing what are we doing man what are we doing this isn’t a Nick Ru stream we don’t talk about we don’t talk about 911 and we’re not talking about hitting the Pentagon I’m not doing it I’m not doing it I don’t want it I don’t need it I don’t care we’re not talking about it I get capitalizing on stuff but there’s so much substance out of this like the damn Daniel dude yes okay actually this is a perfect perfect thing to talk about and I was just thinking about him recently rise of Fame right cool you get your moment you go on [ __ ] Ellen you go on Oprah I don’t know where the [ __ ] he went I know he went on Ellen I don’t know where else he went you go do those things great cool fun happy you know you get a lifetime supply of Vans I think is what the deal was and he’s still going to work a normal [ __ ] job and do normal [ __ ] because like there’s nothing to follow that up there’s just nothing to do unless you figure out a way to to do something but usually that doesn’t go well because you have all these people that are like hey we want to put your face here we want to put your face here but we’re also going to take 80% of your likeness and your face and everything you do for the rest of your life and they’re like that actually sounds really good because I’m going to be a millionaire no you’re going to make like a year salary in less time than people make their year salary and then what you have to keep going and keep going and it’s just it’s complicated but like rising to rising to fame actually sounds miserable because nobody knows how to do it especially when you’re not in that lifestyle and it’s like or rising to fame quick it’s just a a slippery slope and it does not sound fun I said you’re on my TV oh did you I’m at the DMV so you oh I am your TV oh my gosh sorry sorry dude um cool what do you have the DMV for got gotta do something with your license or pay for tags or something um sorry stop 911 jokes tend to crash and burn [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it b i stand in the corner I will sit in the corner you old man yeah it’s cuz your joints are [ __ ] up cuz B Grande B’s joints are [ __ ] up because he’s he’s you know when you’re on your hands and knees all the time just sucking [ __ ] just [ __ ] all day that’s that’s why he has to sit down no I’m talking about you you can’t read [ __ ] that was about me well I just turned it I just turned it around on bur Grande you see this is the streamer’s world and you guys are just living in it so it doesn’t really matter what you guys say why is my chat not up oh it’s because I did a vo and I wanted it off that’s why yeah and I get paid to [ __ ] and you do it for free that’s [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] up dude I get paid but I get paid like [ __ ] I don’t even get paid [ __ ] you’re right dude son of a [ __ ] I’ve been really cheating myself that’s a damn shame um before we get into uh the the the gaming you guys can’ta yeah rly it’s not um it’s it’s not easy man you know it’s not easy this life’s crazy whenever I don’t get on stream just you guys know what I’m doing brand is the bottom confirmed you know I asked my gay friends if I was a bottom or a top and they just you know they figured it out right they really analyzed the situation and I can’t remember what they said I’m pretty sure they said a bottom pretty sure they said a bottom I think you guys are right but hey brother listen I’m gonna I’m gonna come I’m gonna be straight with you I’m gonna be opposite of gay Foria it doesn’t even matter doesn’t even matter call me a pillow princess dude doesn’t matter cuz around these parts I’m I I’m a top in this realm I’m a top okay and you said was a Dom how’d you [ __ ] know I’m not a console you and Nick are a bottom dude Nick’s a [ __ ] beta bro that’s like so don’t even put us in the same category you [ __ ] a whole L but okay you give off bottom to be honest I don’t I don’t even know what that means that’s the craziest thing I don’t even know what that means maybe it’s a half lie too maybe it’s not even a whole lie wait so less than um less than 50% of players that play Elden ring have the fire Giant achiev and godkin Duo achievement damn well I kind of want to look at these hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up actually no I don’t no I don’t only because I don’t want anything spoiled for like bosses and [ __ ] Nick hairline gives bottom I don’t know mine’s getting pretty bad too look at this [ __ ] that’s getting pretty bad honestly it’s [ __ ] hats man that’s why I’m trying not to wear hats but then then my hair’s long so I get this what is this like what what what the [ __ ] is this guy what is what is he even doing like [ __ ] pay rent if you’re G to be on that forehead dude like pay rent I don’t know Nick rage last night during Elden ring did he really so him and I raged you should watch the end of his V he watch mine R gives you rley gives switch with ly [ __ ] yeah what does switch mean you do both you know what it’s giving that you run with your head down yeah yeah I don’t I don’t you can Dom or bottom [ __ ] um dude he raged last night that’s crazy uh this one stream 17 hours ago oh hold on I don’t even know if I have the thing up to where you guys will be able to hear this hold on end of his stream fighting this guy there she is oh there she is it’s the baby oh look at the star of the show has arrived yes both of the uh both of the ladies of the household show up in in in nap fashion right there gosh damn okay um is this uh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that oh my God Gizzy there she is wow our death counters are a little bit different but he’s played before I it’s all [ __ ] shitty uh what’s up bab no they said he raged at the at the end of his stream and so I’m watching him rage because I guess he got mad too gzy streams Elden ring playr when dude she’s trash what are you talking about oh he’s off the game okay let’s see oh [ __ ] that’s the edge oh no no no uhoh dude that was so [ __ ] unfair that was the [ __ ] Edge look at his face I’m dead [ __ ] dude all right um I give up I don’t [ __ ] just get me off I don’t want to [ __ ] play this [Music] so oh I give up I give up I give up I give up I give up oh my God wait a second wait a second dude oh my God wait so angry that his math his math hold on did he just get so mad that he did math wrong that death counter says 111 and I think he goes a 113 [ __ ] ever oh [ __ ] oh he did get stuck he did get stuck on a rock dude that was so [ __ ] unfair that was the [ __ ] Edge I just realized who he’s fighting too I’m dead [ __ ] dude all right um I give up I don’t [ __ ] wait why did he go hold on he says I don’t want to [ __ ] play this that’s [Music] so oh oh I give up I give up I give up I give up I give up and I’m literally getting right off stream oh my God him and I are the same uh he went to a dungeon and died three to four times and got disconnected from the oh my god really he got disconnected that [ __ ] sucks he didn’t have the last test so he added it oh with that one okay dude I didn’t know we uh oh I’ve never seen a disconnect in the game let’s see if I can brush through and see it oh wait here’s did I literally just find it is this it I don’t know what I don’t I’m losing my [ __ ] mind damn he was losing his mind two hours in he played another [ __ ] hour are you how are you even here brother what he’s got a little jellyfish Shield crawl dude I don’t want to crawl I don’t want to crawl you know what I want to do I want to crawl into a [ __ ] grave in real this is real this is what just happened to me no no that is so sad you here no [ __ ] shot oh my God it is taking everything in me right now to not break my controller yeah him and I both I think need reminding myself that it’s $120 to replace this controller yeah same with me I got we probably got the elite ones or something like that um but we we both need controllers that we could just [ __ ] dude telling you right now if for some reason reason it’s corrupted if for any I’ll never play this game again oh like he loses his saves wait does he lose it though I mean the likelihood of that is small but I would genuinely never play this game again oh he’s good okay brother whoa that [ __ ] sucks that’s actually really unfortunate we both had very bad days cool awesome sick other the ring was was out for blood yesterday bro I mean can it not be today though cuz I really I really want to have a good day I I really want to have a good day so so I i’ [ __ ] I’d prefer to not dude that’s crazy though we both had [ __ ] miserable days on this game it’s nice to know it’s getting to that point for us though right it’s okay he’s going to have a bad time in that dungeon he’ll go and one shot Malik watch I’m going to put that clip clip this so when he One-Shots malakith I said it I put I put it out there the word of the day yesterday was rage then dude no no sorry it’s not even a word of the day the phrase of the day yesterday was I’m so [ __ ] mad or I’m so pissed whatever all that stuff uh I’m here and can walk you through Maliki now please for the love of God please do spend two hours practicing beating the piss out of that jackass the action of the day was rage god dude I told Sid after I’m not even kidding I just turned it off like the stream and all I did was just like fake cry but inside I wanted to cry and then I asked her if if seeing her uh you know grown man fiance cry was uh was was was a totally cool thing for video games and she was like uh yeah not really yeah it’s not it’s not really that like you know she doesn’t want to go out to like a grocery store knowing her fiance just [ __ ] cried because of a stupid ass wolf boss literally beating him I killed him with bare fist oh my God you get him first try okay but here’s the thing I was going to get on originally and not try him first but should I try maybe I should try him first and then what if I lose a couple times then I can go and uh do some other stuff and come back cuz I don’t want to spend I don’t want to spend the whole [ __ ] time doing it and like I’m not warmed up right now she called you a [ __ ] and laugh I mean yeah a little bit um hold on I I don’t have any runs right actually what am I talking about I lost all that [ __ ] cuz malakith uh he took it from me sweet um um will malakith beat godric deaths if it happens I will not feel as bad because godric should have never been up to 30 or close to 30 there’s no [ __ ] way I can coach you through it I’ll just have I’ll just have to try fighting him with the great sword since I’m used to blood hounds Fang from speedruns well LLY you’re you’re you’re the man in the [ __ ] corner right now man that’s that’s all I’m saying some of the Dodges are really [ __ ] weird man they are these glass canons so just keep beating him I’m I’m trying luck I I just I don’t know man I don’t know just beat him off great is it because I can’t see cuz I’m wearing a pot on my head all right first try for malachit let’s just hold on let me drink my [ __ ] coffee and just hold on please also 16 people until we hit 1 th000 subscribers if I beat Malik you guys have to go find 16 people and make them subscribe till we get hit 1 thousand and that’s all of your jobs if you don’t do that by the end of the stream I uh delete the game cool sounds good love this [ __ ] all right you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] baby you hold on [ __ ] hold on let me take this death [ __ ] no go ahead I’m already dying nothing no you have to say something you have to say something you have to say something no actually you have what are you going to say I don’t have anything I literally took off my I went like this and my headset fell off and what do you say it’s [ __ ] now I have a bot now I have a [ __ ] bot hey may bug May bug stay funny get the [ __ ] out of my chat it’s just somebody spamming Bots like they like to sell their [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here yes yes baby really yes well why what were you originally going to say no you have to say it now as soon as I enter the room yes I enter the room and the bosses running to me and you said oh also out of death let me out of death I’m just going to go out there and say that one shouldn’t shouldn’t even count that one shouldn’t even count but because we are playing by the rules we add it Sid Elden ring stream when I would love to watch her play this game all right sorry you guys you guys got like the shitiest way to see that um I downloaded a mod that lets you experim experiment with all builds and refi bosses as much as you want about to copy your [ __ ] and fight him to see how it goes please do and let me know I don’t know 16 people well you’re going to have to find him if I beat him okay the actual real first test okay actual real one right here oh now he’s going to move up real [ __ ] slow huh oh well that’s already uh okay second death on the board ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stream today it’s going to go amazing hope you guys are having a great time because I’m about to hate everything you have Gizzy watching you have something to live for you will do it I jumped over that thing too early by the way can I even jump over it I don’t [ __ ] know I get one one [ __ ] hit on this guy did I add that death I don’t even know it happened so quick I I [ __ ] can’t even remember and honestly dude guess what we’re popping too we’re going to pop the [ __ ] sisic cuz [ __ ] it who cares [ __ ] aha [ __ ] that was bad move bad move yeah we’re fine no he backed away from it bro okay all right okay wait wait all right all right all right all right ooh ooh that’s a that’s a tricky attack right there I don’t know why I try to jump over that thing ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] oh I had to I had to pop that I had to Pop That no I thought I could jump over that [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you suck dick no no okay we lived a lot longer than I anticipated huh but we oh I’ve already di three times uh okay that was [ __ ] the best attempt um I’m going to I’m going to try to keep my uh my sisic until like the second phase maybe if I can you know what it’s not even worth I’m going to pop it at the beginning for sure okay that yeah thank you br that that felt a lot better though well oh you’re a [ __ ] oh I couldn’t Dodge that quick enough I was still drinking [ __ ] [ __ ] I can’t get away from this [ __ ] guy oh my God I’m going to fall off the edge here hold on I got to initiate the second phase oh thank God all right my Heavens oh I couldn’t no [ __ ] no save as many heals as possible for the second phase I dude I wish I could I really wish I could but that guy [ __ ] me up okay you know what though oh out of out of death not that I think I’m kind of understanding a little bit though how this guy’s moving what’s up uh this was my was this my fifth death already guys or fourth Sid’s curious how quickly I’m dying uh I don’t know they’ll say in a second I think uh one thing I can tell you already oh just today but I’ve died on this guy like already over 20 times maybe or close to 20 only thing I can tell you already is to take advantage of the Rolling attack this is my fifth time uh it’s your fastest option you have the oh it has the lowest recovery time all right all [Music] right oh you’re annoying dude [Music] [Music] a dude see he does that [ __ ] which is really annoying no no I’m not going ini shate oh dude I thought I was holy [ __ ] okay [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no I ran right into it Jesus mother [ __ ] did not let us down did not let sit down do not let Gizzy down think of Nick’s rage if you win all right I’m I’m not going to use my actually oh dude that’s kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] huh oh my God oh my God oh oh [ __ ] yeah step bro yeah okay that’s actually not bad all right right right off rip we’re going to actually oh oh that okay cool dude don’t choke well guess what ladies [ __ ] 300 deaths let’s get it dude I [ __ ] actually I actually the guy too the thing that sucks about using a great sword for how I know how long it takes to recover I think I’m using a very problematic build for malakith dude I I really do I think I’m using a very very tough one and I actually hate it because I do imagine that like the katana right now would be so [ __ ] beautiful like so beautiful and he choked big bon don’t need recovery frames yeah but but my character does like I need recovery time though dude cool cool cool cool dude oh I didn’t even mean to pop that I actually didn’t even know I was on my [ __ ] oh that’s so annoying [Music] well that was a waste of a cisic bro this is such a bad run right now oh this is a [ __ ] horrendous run I’m not even going to [ __ ] it I don’t know why I I don’t know why I thought that was the other one [ __ ] this guy give me a second literally give me a second all right dude it’ll be a miracle if this the one [Music] no bro God damn it bro how many lobsters could you takeing a fight okay D I don’t know man maybe it depends am I fighting them in the ocean or on land that’s a big thing all right you [ __ ] ugly [ __ ] yikers I I [ __ ] hate this guy I literally hate this guy so much dude oh my [ __ ] god actually it might help in the cisic see if you have the tiar that boost posture damage uh oh on the shoreline [Music] um how many lobsters could I could I take in a fight um and they’re all coming at me it’s just like let let me check that bande um I don’t know I’d imagine like their shells are kind of hard to crack but just you can stagger in first phase yeah I think I need that honestly um hold on really think about this significantly negates damage I don’t even know if the one damage hit is that big of a deal at this point is this the one Yanni was good baby um i’ say I don’t know a couple thousand okay so I already have it then um when he does the wind up for the vacuum slash thing which is always a flourishing sweep roll backwards to avoid the sweep walk backwards until he starts to thrust sword down then Dodge backwards again long explanation but it’s a tricky Dodge it’s [ __ ] doing it backwards is the only way I found to do it all right one damage hit isn’t good for this fight I have it on already I know um oh how many how many do you think um restores HP I is what is this temporarily boosts all damage negation in cystic is that better than like the one free hit cuz it’s more of a consistent thing that I have on chilling have a cold and sick damn man well I hope you feel better Yanni amazing tier this one is an amazing tier if you move this next one I’ll start calling you Brandon again 10% all damage okay well I’m [ __ ] I’m taking that well well yeah here you go I’ll give you a uh yeah how many lobsters for you Jester like how many you know uh Yan here maybe this will help uh C uh C cold here thinking about this question uh how many lobsters do you think you could uh you could fight you got to give him that hu too and spit on that thing I’m trying for Grande I’m trying to give him that hu too all right let’s just pop it here and see if it means anything different when I fight this guy dude if I get that every time bro come on oh no I should have thinking oh I should have thinking that hit though oh dude did I really I’m really [ __ ] it up I’m really [ __ ] it up I’m really [ __ ] it up of course okay that one’s really really hard to [ __ ] no [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] no oh you’re so [ __ ] boring no oh [ __ ] wo no dude come on [ __ ] [ __ ] okay all right that cisic though I think it was I I mean I think it was there for a little bit at the beginning of that I don’t really know actually feels better though um really good first phase yeah and then and then I kind of choked a little bit but what’s up all right we’re killing him we’re killing him top of scream come on come on come on come on come on come on come on I’m so [ __ ] mad I’m so [ __ ] mad nut it’s hard to find consistent opportunities to hit him in phase two but once you get it really can clown on him all right I’m still saving the cisic I think till next till second phase though I don’t think I want to pop in the beginning one even though like I know I can break his stance or like I can stagger him I’m not going to I’m not going to [ __ ] worry about it I’m going to get this guy dude I’m going to get this guy um all right I was going to H get my FP up so I can [ __ ] swing on this nerd again but oh you suck oh damn my duck over that it’s actually kind of crazy fock okay well I mean that’s fine I guess but oh that’s a okay simmer down Malak simmer down buddy oh [ __ ] I just walked right into that [ __ ] I did okay I oh man it’s so infuriating it’s so infuriating when I can’t like I can’t even get back to like the normaly of the fight [Music] [ __ ] I will do this a couple more times and then I got to go do something else so I don’t just get mad for the entirety of the game and I’ll come back and fight him at least at that point I’ll have a little bit more damage when I go explore some other [ __ ] but I’m I’m not going to spend all my [ __ ] time on this guy there’s no way like hour on hour off hour on hour off [Music] oh thank God oh no it still [ __ ] works oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up bad [Music] let’s Dan [ __ ] boy no of course he’s being a [ __ ] nerd oh oh that’s not great brother it it when you get caught up in that [ __ ] it’s just unbelievably dangerous I got like two more times than me and I’m going to do something something else I’m not fighting this guy for this long legitimately yes like being condom blender absolutely I do semi feel like I’m I’m being forgiven a little bit mixing that cysc the certain way it is right now um is there any other thing I could possibly get or do I have like most of the beneficial tiers I can get to put in that thing cuz dude I just I I don’t know man oh [ __ ] well that’s cool oh oh dude you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] of course of course dude of course cuz cuz why why wouldn’t this be a thing right dude oh my God [ __ ] me sideways oh no I didn’t even mean to do that [ __ ] light attack that’s cringe oh this is so cringe go you’re so annoying well this first phase is [ __ ] huh yeah let’s go into the second phase with no flasks cool fun fun fun fun love it love it love it love it love it I oh wow I actually should have got hit by that you [ __ ] [ __ ] sucking wolf [ __ ] of course before I can pop it off all right we’re not we’re not doing this guy we’re not doing this guy top of stream sorry bye what the [ __ ] man there a is nice the only thing I can think of that would boost strength to get more damage dude I can’t hit the guy I like I think my survivability is way more important than damage right now nothing quite like it’s like hating a boss so much you spend hours fighting him just so you can kill him hitless then use a memory of Grace just to do it again I’m not going to do this guy ever again when I kill this guy guess what that’s it that’s all I’m doing never touching him again all right is there a [ __ ] road over here that I’m not seeing like how do I continue over here when you get admitted I can stream the fight in Discord try to walk you through it I appreciate it ly I do I just don’t I I don’t even the the the thing okay I actually really appreciate that I do let me just bye luck have a safe flight um no I really do appreciate that sorry I I don’t want to sound like a dick right now I’m just I’m getting [ __ ] so mad at this guy um but I I know how I can beat him I already know how I could beat him it’s just user mistakes um and like like I know his attacks now I just need to get better at like actually dodging all of them which is [ __ ] ridiculous but I have to [ __ ] where do I go to how the [ __ ] do I get out there I don’t believe me for wanting to walk away from him dude is vicious like I can’t how the [ __ ] do you get down to that [ __ ] is it over here are you trying to get to the I’m trying to get to this I don’t know how to get to that oh wait is that like the coffin I have to take or is that a different thing the grand lift of oh and that’s how I get over there if I wasn’t streaming last night I probably wouldn’t have a controller to play the game with today dude maybe want to pull a touchdown Victory Spike he’s so [ __ ] annoying he’s so [ __ ] annoying but you know what he’s gonna [ __ ] die he’s gonna die today he’s gonna die oh wait I have to do the switch action option so I’m not in the right place this is the wrong dude get me out of this stupid cinematic Hi Marissa hi wait ly am I wait I’ve already been here if this is what you’re talking about but how do I get here is there a there’s a coffin right was it the coffin I’m supposed to go and do that’s what I’m confused about I go back to the bottom how’s it Go Marissa how you doing I’m fired up already thank you I appreciate it it’s it’s I I’m I got to cut it I got to cut it soon I’m hating it but I appreciate it Oho secret Medallion Secret oh secret SEC secret yeah I want to feel like I got things done today before I just rage on Malik for like the last hour you get the option after collecting both halves of the this is how I start heading to toward Millennia oh Jesus Christ oh so so cool well at least I’ll get to kill [ __ ] whether it kills me or not who knows hey oh you you guys have the same ability huh have the same ability as mikit that’s so fun wait the Beast eye Quivers where where is this death [Music] route I almost forgot how to fight normal enemies you know you get that option after oh there’s a secret path in here with the hidden walkway by hidden I mean it’s literally invisible because from sof hates you is this the invisible one oh my God wait I’m going to die here wait I’m actually going to die here oh my God I’m dead [ __ ] I hate I hate this game I hate this game I literally hate this game you where that blood stain is today is going to be a tragic stream and when I get off of it I’m retired okay be right back I’m going to fall asleep to this good luck oh dude good [ __ ] God [ __ ] out of here you and I suck at the game you need to come down here I am not going up there [ __ ] [ __ ] hey how’d you get healed come on get down here all right just thing after you and Nick finish the game Nick’s going to be a while we can do seamless man I can’t wait you’re you’re glitched you’re [ __ ] glitched unreal oh can you move your tentacle out of you know what because I’m so angry at this whole thing where where is Nick in the game anyway I I actually have no idea like like where that dude’s at how about this we’ll take care of that another time cool it’s another one what [Music] oh this feels good that was a series of some of the most disgusting sounds I’ve ever heard what in the fresh [ __ ] was [Music] that there’s only one guy over here that’s like really depressing what are the there’s a Grace over there and I can just go and [ __ ] punish this guy I really need you sir I really need you dead like I’m not even kidding it’s got to happen like now thank you no you’re not you’re not you’re not actually right Jesus [ __ ] Christ that was with my [ __ ] cisic pop too holy mother of Christ what game am I [ __ ] playing right now dude also I need to turn this on I can’t see [ __ ] good Heavens um oh I got to pop a rune Arc too I kind of forgot about that yeah I can’t wait to do seamless dude I can’t [ __ ] wait I’m not playing this game alone anymore I’m not playing this game ever again actually I’m going straight to um Sakira oh why is it so it’s so foggy snowy it’s so foggy snowy oh this is okay this is good though I can’t see anything bro all right well let’s just uh I guess I’ll just ping that on the map and we’ll just go as straight as we possibly can cuz you can’t [ __ ] see anything on this [ __ ] God at least those guys still exist and we’ll worry about that another time wow that sounds incredibly large that sounds incredibly large oh no oh my God how do I get down bro no oh the road’s over here your boy can’t bring up the map cuz he’s legit in battle right now wow this place really sucks sorry puppy oh much better much better yeah let’s do a bunch of stuff over here before we go and [ __ ] around with anything else today pillaging pillaging whoa a horse a [ __ ] wolf rider dude stop wait these just have a lot of Health bro please holy [ __ ] dude I’m totally fine I’m cool um where’s my other ping I don’t want to or is there a way to clear the markers remove all markers thank you Oh my Jesus Christ oh this looks like a this looks like a blast huh this looks like we’re going to have no issues wait do can you really just Traverse through this I don’t really know if I want to oh no you [Music] can’t oh that armor is [ __ ] dope what does the black knife Hood do oh oh wait this is [Laughter] it bro that [ __ ] looks so cool there’s a little bulll you have to light on fire and it’ll activate the area oh okay so kind of like that mini King’s Landing area why can’t I get off my horse can I not talk to this guy oh I just saw the M statue dude why why is my [ __ ] like like I cannot get off my [Music] [ __ ] light the four figures dude this [ __ ] is so like it’s glitches so much I can’t get off my horse well I did see the IM statue but you said it’s right next to that am I missing it like a dumb dumb right now I’m I’m not seeing this thing oh touch it oh it’s cuz there was a [ __ ] message over it I don’t think I even could but I didn’t I didn’t do a change action thing oh I didn’t even oh this entire thing is oh oh oh I can’t even get oh now I go looking for bows okay I can’t even hop on my trusty steed I’m assum oh my god dude [ __ ] nobody said there was [ __ ] stealth oh my god oh today sucks I need I need [ __ ] I need food bro I need [ __ ] food dude I didn’t even get a [ __ ] oh I found no Grace literally no [ __ ] Grace I don’t know how far these go down apparently far enough there’s [ __ ] bears wow these guys look like they’re going to be so much fun to fight Jesus [ __ ] Christ why do why do I get aggressive like that oh and I got to go get my [ __ ] oh my God o hey the Gear’s cool though dude I hate this so much oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get me the [ __ ] out of here that’s clearly a dragon okay your boy just needs to go find a grace before I do anything else because I am absolutely 100% not walking all the way over here again at least if this is a perfect world um my runes will be outside of this uh this thing and I don’t have to go back in it please for the love of God oh thank you as a Canadian who has traveled quite a lot in white conditions like this I could say that you were smart to keep the high beams off God damn it dude shut up um is the dog dead no V the dog is not dead but what I will say is that we have um we had our best run today at the dog and the dog is going to die the dog is going to die today I promise you that I’m just taking a little break cuz I don’t want him to uh I don’t want him to get the best to me and he was starting to a dirty [ __ ] stinky ass mut I’ve have returned work [ __ ] and I’m on YouTube oh uh the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you guys know where a Grace is anywhere around these [ __ ] Parts you should probably Max your weapon I feel like I feel like I should do a lot of things D you can have him back not his name is actually Gizzy so you can kill it whoa well I will never are we talking about the dog in in the top right no dude not like a dog you know not like a dog but a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] dog a bad dog Derek it’s a bad dog just curious do Graces exist anywhere around here you know this looks like there might be one the [ __ ] I’m so sorry don’t tell anyone oh y’all are going mad over here bro yall are on those mad druggies all right all right all right all right cool cool cool it’s fine there’s a great next to the frozen lake like that I can see so I feel like I can’t see by that damn Lake there should be one near the town actually can’t remember exactly where give me a second to find it cuz your boy needs it bro he he don’t want to he don’t want to walk all the way through that [ __ ] again also I’m going to have enough to uh oh my [ __ ] god what the [ __ ] why are you [ __ ] why is everything here invisible dude what the [ __ ] maybe just get better and don’t die suck my balls oh you you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] for that one did he just hump the ground and I took damage for that [ __ ] ain’t no way right you’re kind of stupid for doing that dude giving me your bum D God damn it just oh I just bumped into him a no oh wait if I don’t kill him before he oh that’s tragic actually that’s pretty tragic I literally have to no or are they all different ones hey yetis sorry I just got to Jack this cart really quick don’t mind me cool thanks for the sword 30 bucks on proud of myself I us to spend 500 damn you sp you spent as much as sidden I [ __ ] spend for two people now granted our [ __ ] goes pretty quick so that actually makes a lot of sense I need a Grace I need a Grace I need a Grace I need a Grace please please please please please pleas for the love of God I also need you to to not that you do anything for me I need red boy over here oh God this annoying piece of shit’s coming back I know where I can find one though ah no what the [ __ ] hey dude I think I hate this place I actually think I hate this place usually inside of a dungeon there’s a Grace and I really hope there’s one in this one otherwise I’m going to hate everything oh yeah okay I thought there wasn’t going to be I was going to get very angry again okay I’m going show I need cuz I think I have enough 88,000 yeah I got 10,000 I got 10,000 I think there’s my 10,000 yeah we haven’t leveled up in six years it’s on Southwest corner of continue screenshot if you need it um oh whoops I need more sorry I didn’t know it was 88,000 uh sure LLY I’ll take it give me more strength so I can go more PPU is this a shortcut oh ow stop being so loud with your boots bro thanks LLY for appreciate it where’d that go though where’ that ladder go though hey you look cozy bro it be a [ __ ] shame be a real [ __ ] shame if somebody ruined that perfectly beautiful moment is a whole lot of money BR I’m getting hungry I leave for three minutes and homie is fighting in Skyrim yeah this is like the just the first level of Skyrim really I’m thinking Elden ring devs actually just uh just stole this I’m literally fighting in what Derrick’s house looked like during one of their snowstorms Derek Mongrel as you you guys are seeing on screen actually I should specify uh Mongrel sent a photo to me and a buddy and it was just his [ __ ] door being Frozen from the outside in because of a snow storm so I imagine that the [ __ ] is that champ oh [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are you how are you not stun that’s what I’m saying I don’t understand oh my God okay whole lot of money we’re getting our bread up I think that’s oh this is the way I would have I would have been wait why did it say didn’t expect stars is this going to be like an alien boss thing it is it already is I could already I could [ __ ] tell dude yeah could have dude guess what could have seen that [ __ ] coming from [ __ ] miles away tell you what I was pretty [ __ ] over these guys [Music] yeah [ __ ] give me your Dome give me Dome what the [ __ ] who would say that where you going where you going [ __ ] boy get your [ __ ] ass over here stop it stop it this is so [ __ ] up [Applause] [Applause] honestly oh that didn’t quite hit your [Music] bud oh you’re so annoying oh no dude oh this guy’s pissing me off [ __ ] man did I just die oh my God no oh my God you’ve met this guy before though biggie this B got that nickel hairline there’s no [ __ ] way I die on this nerd God he’s so shitty he’s so shitty I always said that [ __ ] okay thank god dude sorry y’all I I just I just do not have the [ __ ] to give right now if I’m being honest with you oh up that death counter yes thank you a little Asal fight okay dude I and I choked it in the end bro that’s actually so annoying cuz this guy is such a [ __ ] [ __ ] boss stop throwing rocks at me did I go all the way up here I can’t even [ __ ] remember I did excuse me dude I like I don’t have the energy for you either that’s fine that’s [Music] fine dude oh my God I want to die and I lost my runes so I lost a lot of runes cool it’s it’s the [ __ ] here here’s the problem dude this boss should have actually been dead like ages ago or in that first fight I mean the hitboxes for these bosses is so [ __ ] dumb like they’re actually so dumb a there it’s fine it’s fine really it’s it’s fine honestly it’s cool it’s fine just [ __ ] kill me [Music] I thought I could maybe you know thank God bro just die [Music] please I hate you dude oh my God I’m going to [ __ ] I’m going to oh you’re such a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] oh [ __ ] no bro you’re [ __ ] up my [ __ ] brother [Music] [Applause] oh dude his [ __ ] is so weird I’m literally in his ass right now I’m just in his [Music] [ __ ] you’re such a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] Jesus mother of Christ almighty what the Scorpion made out of bath be with a skeleton as a dumb hit box this is so stupid bro all right anything cool in here oh oh dude if that hit didn’t [ __ ] register that was it guys I was it uninstalling the game dude [ __ ] now I got to sorry now I have to run around this whole thing because I just have to know damn he gave me a lot of monies though all right respect fine all right nothing bro why they got to throw those bosses there man I should have killed them the first time shitty hit box though I ain’t got no damn health either your boy being mad stupy I’d like to just can I just okay we’re fine guys we’re fine we’re fine dud you need a sandwich I need seven sandwiches right now bro um should we up the FP a little bit I’m going to up the FP actually to think the sound of so board slashing will put me to sleep amazing you’re different um need to get to 92,000 can I how much are these hero runes 35 and oh definitely not definitely not yeah that’s actually okay that’s a good call V I think you’re the one that said it let me go see if I can upgrade this weapon again and then I’ll go back that’s a whole lot of money it’s coming especially the sword in this one like my sword isn’t just like a katana or anything or a short sword it’s it’s a big like it’s a loud [ __ ] sword Marissa I need one more smithing Stone can I not buy things from this guy Gizzy oh yeah she’s being cute right now um you know how I could go see uh where is I forgets where where he is not not that person where’s the big [ __ ] blacksmith dude I thought he was over here will the merchant okay yeah that’s what I’m looking at he’ll have um smithing Stones yeah or does he not I need one more smithing Stone to get my get my weapon leveled up so he sell somber smithing Stones 1 to four what Stones do you need oh I just need smithing I think I just need smithing Stones what’s up do what nope uh for now yes well don’t say give up like that I I am postponing his I’m postponing his demise for a little bit longer that’s what I’m doing yeah so IG where are you doggy you said liia oh no not him [Music] where the [ __ ] did I port to this guy before man there he is so he’s only going to have somber smithing Stones yeah it says I just need one more smithing Stone [Music] you should have a bell bearing for since you killed the god skin Duo oh so I could just go and buy them at oh this is why I need you so I could go to wait it’s not it’s not her right don’t wor it is it no it’s not her it’s the other ones um dude I can never remember where they’re at give me a second are they down the blacksmith Hall I don’t remember they’re not holy [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] oh was just cuz this guy died oh rip oh no all these people oh my God wait hold on this guy’s still just hanging I asked you be thankful of the it is all that keeps your okay dude I haven’t offered any of these holy [ __ ] hold on what does D’s Bell bearing do okay so let’s do um actually let me buy let me see what I need so smithing Stone oh those are [Music] somber [ __ ] what did I need though I had five of them so I could just quickly check my inventory actually uh if I had five of them it’s smithing Stone oh six or five but I’m going to need both so so let me get six and I’m going to get and then does she have oh she does oh 12 of each to max out oh so I’m going to need oh okay let me let me just go hold on before I get confused so this should work now uh okay so this works now and those are all and now I need um okay now I need eight okay so I need four more eights only two more of eight I thought I said had four of eight am I reading this [ __ ] wrong oh I don’t have enough [ __ ] okay let me you know what I think it’s a good time to pop this [ __ ] anyway but that’s 35 ah [ __ ] it I’ll do it whatever I need the monies so I need four more of these so by 7 plus 8 okay upgrades cost two and then four and then six I see I see okay that’s that makes a lot more sense that makes a ton of more sense actually B Smith now that makes a lot of sense and then I can literally Max it out cuz I have an ancient dragon smithing Stone that’s a GG’s right is that the most powerfulest weapon can get and is this a good weapon to actually max out the dragon or Max it out with this or should I just save for something else I feel like this has got to be the move right Max it nice that does so much [ __ ] damage it’s one of the best if not the best colossal sword all right yeah bandi likes it too so okay that thing be hitting now damn that thing be hitting just really preference you can get more ancient dragon Stones if you need them cool all the rest of your upgrades to damage will come from scaling got it okay so that’s the most I can do in terms of like weapon upgrading which is actually sick though it’s the best sword I’ve seen all stream CU it’s the only one I’ve used all stream I wonder how the blood Fang would be at this level anyway or is this generally the level where maybe the blood Fang is oh no the best bleed sword came from that guy who raided me yeah I think okay okay that’s the next move is is really I guess hunkering down a lot of that [ __ ] but [Music] um you look so scary bro oh yeah that feels good oh he has the thing there oh well God 2,000 damage though that’s pretty massive [Music] ow dude rats with [ __ ] this whole Madness [ __ ] is not cool I’m back I counted Parish system Alit thus far because Sid asked it is at 26 ban went back and counted how many times I’ve died of this guy already and just within like a couple hours 26 times no 26 times total yeah no not right now but that’s why I’m mad is that normal I don’t know is that normal oh [ __ ] I didn’t even notice this guy was [ __ ] being a dude just doing dude things guys I I literally cannot see this [ __ ] dude all right I’m glitched oh my God I just did I just die I [ __ ] died [ __ ] I got trapped against the [ __ ] wall and I couldn’t even get out the big draw blood hound Fang is this is a skill on it it does crazy amounts of damage and has immunity frames you can also get things like the ritual sword Talisman to passively boost damage that one gives you plus 10% while your HP is full well I’ve never died to him of course you haven’t wonder how many environmental deaths you have um I think it was actually counted band band did a whole breakdown of that um and I think he actually counted it what the [ __ ] are you serious Brother I I like literally get these [ __ ] rats away from me please oh my God I’m going to die again I’m going to die again no I [ __ ] hate dude I hate everything you’re so annoying of course the rat’s too [ __ ] small for me he’s too short the only time short Kings win holy [ __ ] man I’m so over all of this right now he has 14 deaths of falling environmental kills yeah it’s not really as bad as uh I thought it was going to be to be honest I need food dude I’m I’m I’m [ __ ] I’m dying I’m going to go get food in a second here I to make something I don’t know what I don’t care about you I literally don’t care about you anymore please go away oh it’s these [ __ ] people again I should have known by the horrendous voice that actually very nice you can also get the Sentry torch to make dealing with ordina a bit easier it’ll make the Assassins visible while you get near them is that um is the Sentry torch a thing that I can is that like a Talisman or oh God oh my [ __ ] god and the DLC gets worse huh so just a torch oh um I mean I’m definitely interested I don’t I don’t really care about you I don’t I don’t need that I need you I need you where am I going okay that’s back towards that Grace now you know what I’m doing I’m going to I’m going to try to get one more level up and I’m going to go get food and I’m killing Maliki that’s that’s what I’m doing I want to I do want to clear all this out though you could just use a bow or kill them one by one were those the dudes I was facing or the ones out here of course there’s a [ __ ] big rat you’re so ugly you’re so ugly I thought he was still alive chill dude Jesus Christ relax I just order Foods I’m [ __ ] jealous oh those woman archers okay what’s up man just go ahead get mad I know I know we all kind of get that way sometimes I’m not getting stuck under you this time think what why is get your head out of a [ __ ] rock bro no no please oh well dude I mean you’re [ __ ] going mad brother like I I don’t enter you God damn bro dude’s got to chill you try to pull a fire giant I know just you know let the fire giant do his own thing man you’ll never be him oh of course thank God who the [ __ ] are you man no one invited you I kind of but feel like there’s got to be a random staircase that’s like under this place or there always seems to be a secret one where’s the secret maybe it’s in here Jesus Christ I didn’t know it was happening at first Sid was showing me a dog that’s just laying it’s just like laying down and almost sleeping and it’s just pissing dude if Gizzy did that sold bye sword so strong sword go sword go PE Pew oh dude no please Jesus Christ hey another [Music] one okay maybe there isn’t anything but there there always is but or maybe there’s not always wait did I get kicked off my m I’m getting invaded [Music] robes are kind of sick I don’t think I ever killed one of these uh ginor bears I need like 90,000 before I could uh sorry puppy I I had to I need 990,000 before I can level up so I’ll do that I’ll get some food and I’m going to kill malit and life will be so good right it’ll be so so fun and good I’m going I’m going to kill one of these Bears though hopefully he’s he’s he’s not very stoked about that oh I legitimately can’t [ __ ] see this guy dude I can’t I can’t [ __ ] see him I like killing this bear was a bad idea God this guy can take some [ __ ] hits huh holy [ __ ] thank you oh my god oh I didn’t even get the [ __ ] that’s not that’s not that fun that’s actually really not that fun dude oh my god oh it’s a good thing I popped that hey do they have a bear boss cuz don’t ever put me in the [ __ ] room with that thing that was a hard uh don’t [ __ ] with the with the Rune Bears well yeah I mean I’m I’m not going to make that mistake again I tell you that much don’t you dare therefore turn back oh well should have listened should have listened those guys were so tanky or that guy was so tanky there’s an early room bear boss I know I remember actually cuz I was in that area and I just avoided it completely cuz those things look [ __ ] terrifying 62k I’m starving so I ordered Wings to eat work or to eat at work while I watch [ __ ] Wings sounds so good my frames that thing actually [ __ ] up my frame so much got be a Grace around here but mik are you using it’s so high quality um well first of all I appreciate it uh this is the um the Blue Yeti so brand is blue and then actual mic is yeti cuz they have a few of them it’s good it’s a uh it’s a it’s a USB mic as well um and I’ve used it for a very very long time did I get this one I don’t know if I got this one actually I’ve used it for a very long time since I started streaming like way back in 2020 and um it’s uh yeah it’s never let me down and a good good quality mic for a long time and it’s USB so it makes it easy I knew Blue Yeti is good good but I didn’t know it’s this good well it’s um it’s also like all setting based really because I mean I know a lot of people that use blue yetis and they can’t get it but or they can’t get it like this crisp but um this is where my background in audio actually helps a lot so you don’t really have to do all that though right Jesus Christ brother are you saying equalizer app no no no it’s not even an app it’s just I mean it’s a lot of things between I have a um a program called voice Meer banana um that I’m able to is something attacking me oh dude I thought something was attacking me um I have an app called voice meter banana which essentially is [Music] um an app where I can adjust like micro adjustments there and then there’s a ton of things in the actual PC that you need to adjust gain on here matters a ton um got a pop filter like on the outside of it because it’s not how it usually looks um so that helps a lot and uh stuff in Discord so there’s a lot of different apps that play into it but it’s not it’s not too hard to dial it in all it took a long time to get it to this point but crazy I have a sock as a filter do you actually that’s [ __ ] funny dude this wait the shot is cut off I’m assuming I have a shock M for it too oh no I don’t it it literally just a there’s no shock mount oh [ __ ] um there’s yeah there’s there’s no uh no shock mount I do I can send a pig dude got do it that’s funny oh my God chill brother you’re one ugly [ __ ] though bro what are you doing man I don’t have a shock mount but it is connected to my desk and um and as long as I’m not bang on my desk you won’t hear it but thank you for the love of God please stop is that a [ __ ] oh dude I don’t know why those are Majestic Beautiful Creatures they Devils is what they are wait jump down so I can kill you bad move that shouldn’t have listen to me dude 85,000 and I think we’re actually going to we are [ __ ] is there a Stak somewhere around here dude bro give me a grace before I do this please for the love of God I don’t see a I don’t see a steak either dude I’m I’m not risking it oh wait steak hell yeah we’re risking it baby let’s [ __ ] get it please be a tree and not something else really annoying and stupid where where’ the tree at though wait where where where that tree at though [Music] oh is there actually no tree that spawns that’s kind of upsetting I can’t reach that thing that thing is way too fast get over here [ __ ] I find it hard to believe that there’s nothing that spawns here oh there it is man my bad homie oh [ __ ] that’s yeah that’s that’s that’s tough [ __ ] oh I’m stuck on [ __ ] branches please [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m literally just rolling in this [ __ ] [ __ ] like a dumb dumb oh no [ __ ] dude God damn it annoying annoying annoying I literally I I got to kill this tree and then I’m [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] I’m out of here and I’m going back to the stupid ass annoying ass [ __ ] ass oh where’s that ugly hoe God damn I do hit hard when I got on my [ __ ] up though no no [Music] God damn 160 oh my God 160,000 is [ __ ] Insanity all right I don’t believe I’ve never I haven’t crossed another Grace oh actually you know what wait I think LLY said he sent it to me right I think he said he sent it oh he did uh where the [ __ ] is it oh it’s in the front of that thing what it’s cuz I can’t see [ __ ] around these parts okay so dude I hit so hard it’s actually crazy I can’t open my map cuz these nerds are trying to kill me there it is I have 256,000 my god brother okay um that’s not going to help a lot so I’m going to go strength I’m going to go mind and then I need 15,000 more I might as well do 15,000 more unless I have enough to get there which I think I do oh I I definitely do wait add to in faith why what do I need the two in faith for 15 faith and you can use flame grant me strength for a 10% damage buff [Music] oh it’s cleaner than the sock brain it keeps it his we do not talk about that here Derek between you and me oh yeah let me let me see your makeshift pop filter let me see how this thing looks sent it in my Discord server Jesus Christ V what are you doing bro what are you doing all right okay the next two after this one because I’m going to put it in a um I’ll put the next two in that in that uh Faith buff okay oh God back to [ __ ] Malik dude just kill me now honestly okay I’m going to go get something to eat really quick so I’ll be right back okay um here this is the only message I have so I’m just going to put this one up okay be right back for for [Music] that I’ve never had a dog that wouldn’t follow someone to the kitchen just in case food was dropped well well Derek I’ll tell you what it’s because our dog is semi trained to not get human food so that’s why she doesn’t follow but she will like if if Sid and I both leave she’s not really going to she’s not going to chill here she’ll she’ll leave uh what’s up yeah and if we open up like plastic bags in the refrigerator she is you know story behind it is that I broke the metal casing around the mic which had the filter inside of it so I had to improvise okay yeah I forgot I got peanuts here thought I said a protein shake and I’m going to hammer down some peanuts really quick cuz s and I are going to eat dinner not too long from now so um she does though Derek she will go there sometimes but it’s usually if one of us is cooking um oh yeah if we open like a plastic bag or the fridge oh CS go dude I won I can’t play that game so you like you raged and just like just a Serbian roundhouse kick that [ __ ] um bro I bit you bit into it the metal casing are your teeth good man God damn D that’s crazy better the mic wait better the mic takes a hit than the monitor you can’t fit a sock over a monitor watch me Derek watch [Music] me oh yeah the casing was thin okay you’re still bit into metal that’s crazy although honestly I’m lighting my whole set up on fire if I can’t kill this guy tonight this is the last stream if I don’t get Malik 14 okay n not really makes a little bit more sense I used to get way more mad at games when I was younger too 14 though I can’t I remember the early teen years I think I was getting more madic games like actually no that’s probably about right either that or like or or um I don’t know like the 16 17 age I think I was getting more mad at games but well no I definitely can’t blame you like I said the way this game makes me feel is like on another level of pissed off 17 I don’t even rage I just turned the game off you’re more mature than I am dude I can’t do that that is so good that is so so good El is an exception I might I might bite the the I might rip this apart like a like a dog with a new [ __ ] toy also I really appreciate you guys just just being here watching me [ __ ] dude what is that um watch me just eat peanuts and and shake my protein shake around you know which is probably why you all came here all right I’m gon to try I’m going to try dude I’m G to try to kill this guy luck I know you’re on a plane but when I kill Malik somebody clip this part for luck when I beat malakith can you draw me a photo of malakith right and then me just like on his shoulders just putting my [ __ ] blade through his head can you make that that that’s what I want I want to just put that right right up above my monitor I’m going to print it out put it right above my monitors just to remember that malakith had mean [ __ ] shambles but I beat him okay gaming is such a weird hobby we will rage and hate the games we love we will play something for 3,000 hours and tell other people to not touch it I know for real I’m going to make it in Ms paint right now hell yeah dude okay oh my God what happened she died uh yeah get an MS paint I’ll take that too I’m going to put it right up here when I kill him I want art from everybody here I want every every individual to just kind of you know make their own art doesn’t matter what form it’s in of me killing malakith also you guys said do with the jar I’m not I don’t care anymore about the detriment of P though I can’t [ __ ] all right all right whatever so I i’ I’ve decided that I’m going to save my actually I’m not going to save my sisic I’m just going to use it off rip doesn’t matter I don’t care cuz I think that other part’s going to be a bit of a long journey to kill the guy and I don’t think damage is like the biggest importance um so I’m not really too worried about that I think [ __ ] I don’t know why I did a light attack dude [Music] okay all right let’s [ __ ] cook this stupid puppy dude let’s [ __ ] cook the puppy oh okay okay you know what I knew it was going to happen though it’s fine okay I missed him with that attack it’s all good oh [ __ ] that’s not good though it’s honestly it’s not it’s not even about the journey it’s about the friends of made along the way all right all right puppy are you [ __ ] douche God he’s so [ __ ] ugly bro a [ __ ] that wasn’t great okay all right when the [ __ ] am I supposed to hit this guy imagine someone with a hobby like model oh model trains telling the story about how they how they threw a tiny train St or oh yeah how they threw a tiny train station on the ground in a fit of rage because hobby took place in the whole room of people just nodding their heads like yeah we have all been there man yeah gaming never makes sense unless you’re playing like super casual games and and nothing’s rage inducing but why why do we play okay there you go there’s the question why do we play games like Elden ring why do we play games like Halo why do we play Halo multiplayer like what’s the appeal I’m starting to really not understand the whole appeal of this whole let’s play a game at a challenging level and you know that’s oh so fun cool yay yay yay because it’s fun but why you know like why is it fun yes you [ __ ] dirty skank yes all right all right all right [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh my God no okay all right I kind of I took that to the throat a little bit dude I didn’t even know the dog was behind me no no [Music] let’s go baby to kill what [ __ ] you Malik wait does he come back no wait does he spawn back does he spawn back yipp oh wait no we’re good oh my God oh my heart my [ __ ] heart now for face three wait there’s a face no dude please please if he comes back I’ll be so mad you got to give him that HW too and spit on that thing you get me Mo of death is Unbound oh this is good we get to cinematic we’re good dude oh my god get [ __ ] on are shrouded by dark fake are you kidding me but the Flames will also burn the impenetrable Thorns oh [ __ ] the tree did that already happen farewell it is then you’ll be Elden Lord yet yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh dude oh dude the lore of why you have to kill Mal is fascinating it’s also too much to typ since I have to finish cooking you’re good but I’d love to hear it and I did it with a jar on my head let’s go dude where the [ __ ] am I Chief okay Brandon it gets hard now it gets hard now really I’m very proud of you win thank you I went through it yesterday and he made me go through it today but came back just in time to witness it let’s [ __ ] go God damn okay so do two in faith so I can do um uh uh I don’t have enough oh wait yeah I mean yeah you have Millennia to fight God is it Melena or Millennia have I been saying that wrong wait so now I can do oops oh when I when I get flame grant me strength or do do I have it I don’t have it right oh Millenia okay okay I don’t have it yet but I will I will get it and then I’ll have enough Faith now Okay cool so I don’t have to worry about that um dude hold on that was a lot that was a lot and I’m just like I’m in shambles a little bit because that was the hardest boss by a landslide actually where do I get it again did did you guys tell me where to go get it the flame grant me strength [Music] [Music] oh do Moog [ __ ] I didn’t even think about doing Moog do I really want to [ __ ] I mean he’s going to be easier and I’m going to be able to stun him a pretty substantial amount I to I totally forgot about Moog dude oh God do I try to kill the hardest bosses I face in this game two in a row so if I if I went to oh so some of them are gone yeah where do I get the FL where do I get flame grant me strength or or whatever it’s called that you guys are saying I should get cuz I’m going to get that before I go and fight MOG [Music] I hear things moving around dmed flame grant me strength okay sick I want to get that actually maybe I’ll get that and I’ll try [ __ ] do I try to kill Moog I don’t I mean do I want to be mad again is flame Grammy strength a long process here oh no it’s just location yeah this would be huge actually cuz you guys were saying blood like the blood flame blade buff is not not that great on Moog like it’ll help but it really isn’t a lot oh okay I go to this Beast thing dude I’m not even kidding my heart was kind of racing there holy [ __ ] oh there’s a dungeon I didn’t do down here either I think this one done with the art dude send it send it in the Discord let’s see the this is about to be so [ __ ] up so is flame grant me strength though that just does a pure damage thing right wait I saw a sorry I saw a dungeon over here kind of wanted to do really quick oh wait it’s a good thing I came over here monies money money money money Monies I could draw you but it’s too difficult but I drew dead Malik and oh it’s in general okay hold on I’m going to bring it up give me a sec oh [ __ ] I need to get out of battle so I can figure out uh where this dungeon is it boost damage yeah okay so it’s still fine it just boosts purely damage damn I will take that with big bon sword and [ __ ] hey what’s up Jens I I got to get a little buff thing if you guys don’t really mind okay let me clear this out I’ll do this right quick here sorry man I like I said I got to make this quick run but I don’t know how much FP it uses so you may need to level FP up okay I did put another point in there earlier um Jesus yeah I put another point in earlier so I already level that up cuz I knew I was going to be using my um mine a lot so 100,000 never mind you have flast to refill FP you’ll be fine yeah that’s true I guess I really need to I could do that that guy didn’t get hit on my back swing though [Music] please don’t do that which way do I want to go this way feels good I suppose it’s one of these guys again damn he still has a lot of Health even at this level oh never mind I did [ __ ] 5.2k damage to this guy Jesus Christ what level are you sitting at um 125 that sword looks kind of cool fat choco bro incredible name god dude I never want to see maliki’s face again that [ __ ] was so obnoxious when’s oh when’s husband dude okay that’s why it’s an incredible name makes makes a whole lot of sense wow thanks for the follow I appreciate it fat CH bro just follow fat CH bro well good to see you in here I’ve Heard lots of things good things I swear I want what’s in here oh there’s just another there’s another Grace in here oh no this is the grace oh wait no it’s not this a long ass dungeon or like what’s the deal here yeah wind uh I’m always happy to see Elden ring yeah wind tells me you uh you dabble I’m sure you’ve heard of my struggles on Mal it’s been not fun are you [ __ ] out of your mind they have a Oh I thought it was a dragon dude politely need you the [ __ ] right off buddy that’s all I needed mister I thought it was a full-on dragon they had in here I was like oh no mood Veil that’s just a cool ass name for a sword wait I need to double check what’s over here though bye Gizzy talk to you later is this just back to the entrance anyway oh it is okay wait huh did I not even notice that door I don’t know maybe I didn’t know oh this is dude what the [ __ ] brother it comes out on the limb grave side okay that’s that’s interesting moon is one of the best katas in the game oh really it sounds cool malit is no joke when I first played with the friend back when it first came out we were hard stuck on that tur even Co-op Jesus Christ he he had me dude legitimately had me in the most shambles I could have been in like I dude I was not okay I was not okay yesterday when I got off I was just so so mad personally I don’t like it do you do you like using Katana zie or you you not really into the whole Katana builds I’m meaing a seafood seafood boil Brandon send some over here please thank you thank you fa just sense some right over this way I wonder what Millenia will do to your well-being I can can we start something new what are you guys hiding over here I don’t think I can get up that um we’re going to do a new thing right when we say Millennia we’re going to say he she who shall not be named named until I beat her that’s what we’re going to do all right I don’t want to hear a peep about melenia or she Who Shall Not Be Named volder Mor I love katanas my main build was two katanas with zuku ashes bosses would get bleeds from like three hits dude I just picked up the zuku uh Ash of war and um yeah it feels like it could be crazy well sorry somebody explained to me why it would be crazy oh [ __ ] hello actually you know what what Better Way D get off me brother um I tried to find you on YouTube but couldn’t oh it f it’s um I’ll actually link it in a second I’m going to bring it up oh wait we have to look at V’s drawing really quick hold on dude this is really good this is really good for Ms paint this is actually so good I’m not even trolling that’s a really good ass drawing listen I I killed malachit and I asked anybody in chat to just draw or I asked luck to draw um Maliki dying and me on top of his shoulders putting my sword through his head and then V was like I’ll just quickly do it in MSP paint this is pretty good in Ms paint like I I could never do that dude Kudos you that’s pretty [ __ ] sick um what is it night bot is that what it is uh loging with twitch sorry guys going to take a quick little pause here for a second okay does this work that is good in Ms paint dog stop can somebody do exclamation point Millennia for me did I spell her name right I should check that first uh whoops Millennia did I do that right Millennia no you could just do it Fay hey in no no do do [ __ ] Millennia all right I’m I can’t believe I can’t believe you’re G to make me do this I can’t believe you’re going to make me act up right now in front of everybody okay perfect oh thank you V okay if anybody says her name that command’s coming right out we’re not we’re not saying her anymore okay I should make one for Malik just being dead all right where do I go here F I’m Banning everybody who starts saying her name Banning everybody that’s her name now only use it could have is for the for the command that’s it hey dog CH hey dog chill hey dog chill though wait guys guys seriously I’ve had a really I’ve had a really [ __ ] bad day ban me is wild you know sometime sometimes if if if it’s got to be done it’s got to be done you know I’m assuming I have to go inside have I not gone in I do not go that way okay cool look at me just try okay brother please oh it’s literally right there oh no no oh God please they’re [ __ ] me they’re literally [ __ ] me a hearing my my my Seafood then well that’s still messed up be honest with you okay cool um so let’s just go to I mean it doesn’t really matter let’s go anywhere so I can put that on and how many I could have four memory slots is that what I read so I can just I can alter through the memories [Music] I’m back on Twitch again good good good good okay flame raises physical and fire Affinity attack power hell yes brother yeah she said she said Millennia she acted up and legit just said Millennia it’s crazy we we don’t we don’t speak her name well I just spoke her name sorry I got to get good at it my bad anything else I could have okay um so if I do that oh nice dude so I got Moog or I can progress in the story she said Millennial I had one rule I one rule you can’t you can’t type Millenia that’s why we have the command now you know I hate you guys I hate you guys you’re overthrowing the establishment should I try Moog are we just going to do it I don’t want to go fighter right now let me I was going to say let me see if I can get um I mean there’s not a ton I guess I could go down there do Moog it’ll be easier that Bell is so loud in my ears okay let me pop this before I forget cuz I’m assuming I’ve died plenty of times before I popped another oh yeah I got a lot of FP now um okay where’s moog’s thing it’s right here how much do I have here not enough AJ what’s up baby after Moog don’t go directly to the DLC yeah I’m I think what I’m going to do v um I’m beating the game first like first and for foremost I’m beating the game and I think I’m going to kill Millenia before as well wait have I not oh no I already rested here was I turned around or is this oh this is where I’m supposed to go um excuse me guys I sorry I just I got to go cool dude literally out of my [ __ ] way nerds why do I feel like I’ve legitimately never seen that giant [ __ ] blood blob before in my life that’s not new right I Can’t Ban myself I’m I’m streamer I’m dad around these parts wait is there an easier [ __ ] oh you’re [ __ ] right ugly dude ugly so I don’t pop that until his face two though I haven’t even seen pH oh pop it right away does it stay on the whole time I don’t know how long these cyss actually last dude I think I’m going to be able to actually stun this guy a lot though hopefully oh wait yeah I’m a dummy dude I don’t know why I didn’t Port here hell and that’s how you know it’s time time to pop it or time for phase two only need it for phase two conversion oh so I do pop it at the rip m is level 140 so good luck [ __ ] me sideways then huh oh and that’s how I know to pop it all right well let me see if I can even get to phase two let’s do that first and then whenever we get to that point we’ll you know move on from there he actually doesn’t pressure me so much at the beginning so I can I can wait a little bit here and then I can [ __ ] year hell yeah [Music] that’s okay we can take those now ow you’re a you’re a [ __ ] mode dude I’ll be honest with you hits substantially no [ __ ] not as hard why you do that though bro God he stretched as far as [ __ ] though I’m dead damn D he stretches that [ __ ] so [Music] far is this the time he gets [ __ ] Wings brother in Christ [Applause] I have not seen this phase and I’m going to die is you guys can understand what that dude’s saying oh so I could attack him during that time okay now okay let me ask another question then can I can I stun him during that phase I can’t believe y’all can even understand what the [ __ ] this dude’s saying well that’s the furthest I’ve been on him [Music] [ __ ] God that thing strikes us so far brother a oh we get it bro you like your [ __ ] fire and blood loss dude [Music] [ __ ] okay didn’t see that coming didn’t see that coming he got you got me there buddy ooh please [Music] don’t are you going to let me pop this there’s no way right oh you did you [ __ ] dird Oh no you’re too far oh I got it though no [ __ ] [ __ ] and [Music] my I think I can beat this guy Moog the Moog lasted okay you can stun him but you need to do damage to him consistently to build up his posture damage okay [Music] can you stop doing that I’m trying to close the gap but your fire is making it increasingly difficult to do that [ __ ] you’re a you’re a [Music] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] no I didn’t oh no I was beating his [ __ ] ass in dude oh [Music] tragic tragic dude I was just flailing my [ __ ] just [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man name a better Duo than Brandon and choking I’ll wait guys stop cheer stop cheering them on what are we doing got to cheer on your streamer dude I like to get him over here so I don’t have to run so far to get my runes though oh [Music] [Music] [ __ ] oh I’m dead I’m dead [Music] no dude [ __ ] I say it with me Brandon Moog is a [ __ ] Moog is [ __ ] made he ain’t [ __ ] I need to put my money where my mouth is though I can’t just say it justice for Moog poor guy got molested by twink wait that’s oh yeah you were telling me a story wait is that like is that Cannon all right all right lock it in Brandon we’re killing Moog right [Music] now [ __ ] you’re annoying God damn you’re annoying I’m dead okay cool that was the worst attempt so it’s good to know it’s getting it’s just getting worse that’s great the twink capens to be his half brother too [ __ ] Jesus Christ all right maybe Justice for Moog I still have to kill him though you know so it kind of it kind of is what it is but yeah Justice for M I suppose right now I can’t care after I kill him though I could [Music] care Jesus [ __ ] Christ bro I’m dead [ __ ] dude I love just toing up the [ __ ] deaths basically uh Mika has power to make anyone fall for him he used it on Moog to capture his body for DLC reasons so Moog is a victim got it still need him [ __ ] dead still need I’m dead [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m dead dude that attack is so weird bro bro I need you dead [Music] Jesus mother of [ __ ] ass Jesus mother a [ __ ] ass Jesus mother of [ __ ] ass I’d like a break I’d like a break thank you yeah I’m dead bye is mine and mine alone Brandon was caught in the heal Loop for a second there so annoying I hate it I honestly hated that whatever my runes right here he’s [ __ ] m all right I got to pressure this hoe okay dude oh my God it’s so frustrating it’s so frustrating please I’m dead I’m dead I [ __ ] hate everything about this guy his first phase should not be this difficult it’s just like his like oh dude the delays are so weird for this guy and I I feel like first time I tried this easy not a problem to get the second phase and now it’s it’s that frustration that’s setting in and it’s only going to go downhill from here yay [Music] ch damn dude why do I always roll away from that [ __ ] oh you’re so [ __ ] obnoxious dude I’m dead as soon as I [ __ ] did it dude bro please [Music] no oh I knew he was going to be [ __ ] annoying about it of course he’s going to do the back swing oh you’re so annoying [Music] is mine and my oh [Music] right [Music] is mine and my I’m so [ __ ] [Music] annoyed I don’t know how to [ __ ] Dodge that attack dude oh you’re so [ __ ] annoying [Music] mod I should have attacked I don’t know why I didn’t see sometimes he does that and sometimes he doesn’t [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] he actually hit me with that that is really unfortunate how do I beat that like how do I actually beat that though [Music] [Music] [ __ ] I don’t like that you put baby in a [ __ ] Corner dog oh that’s tricky that’s that’s a really really annoying ass that’s so [Music] annoying if you had prawns you could easily kill Moog what a prawns I’m not waiting for his ugly ass to [ __ ] make it down here after 6 years of doing nothing that okay do I have to just wait in order to like actually that’s so annoying dude I didn’t even see you through your [ __ ] right there buddy [Music] oh that was a good one that was actually a really good one Kudos you Moog that was [ __ ] that was a good one I’ll just give it to you brother I can’t tell if that’s 50% or not it’s not oh bad move bad move by me brother oh [ __ ] all right well I think I’m going to waste time on healing myself there and then doing this all right well that was the worst one yet I think oh God cool my runes are way the [ __ ] up there dude pron boost damage negation I think or boost attack one or the other damage negation but I don’t know if you killed Bogard for the time oh for the claws you have to time the roll with an explosion or strafe fit if he did all last all respect for you he doesn’t know who Boger is that means he’s a lot prob I I don’t know where that is I have no [ __ ] idea also you know what dude if I kill him guess what I don’t give a [ __ ] [Music] oh you [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] thank you for doing that you [ __ ] [ __ ] God there’s no you deserve this oh I’m dead [Music] here oh I’m dead here a yep I [ __ ] do it I [ __ ] do it all right I’m done with Mo right now I’m done with Mo right now I don’t give a [ __ ] my [ __ ] runes are in there though actually realistically I have 50 more minutes I’ll just spend 15 minutes dying to Mo he’s a chillest guy in all Elden ring oh okay got it I got it okay if he dies he dies [Music] [Music] he has a really stupid ass counter for [ __ ] everything it feels like like like that [ __ ] damn I was going to [ __ ] jump attack his [ __ ] ass oh he moved back dude a little clutch [Music] guy oh I tried something new [Music] oh dude see I’m not really sure how to oh I’m dead I’m dead he knew it he [ __ ] knew it okay I could already prep that one and now I can prep this one [Music] [ __ ] that blood loss is really no joke dude holy [ __ ] damn I’m dead is my the AI when you he this game is crazy you know um I can’t remember dude I have to read you with LLY told me because he was doing research on this but he was saying um he said okay this is what he said um he read a post about input reading in the game and saw a comment that said um they aren’t reacting to input they reacting to they reacting to the first frame of the animation so since this game runs at 60 frames per second that means that the enemy is reacting in 1 160th of a second so there you go like bosses like this which I’m assuming have the AI portion dialed in um are reacting to a 60th of a second they basically know what you’re doing before you do isn’t that so fun that’s so fun [Music] thank God okay let’s do this one first let’s do this one next [ __ ] that was [ __ ] [Music] mean oh I’m dead I’m dead I’m getting I’m getting in the I’m getting in the heal shits right now you got stuck [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] no so he can counter that [ __ ] too I have time no I didn’t get it off bro and the gods can fight I have had the fat one come out of his R throw a fireball at me while healing yeah so that’s a big one he talked about to me you press the button and they know immediately you are timing that it’s so [ __ ] rough hey man sorry internet was acting up you’re good AJ you’re all good dude glad you’re back to see me suffer all right I got one more attempt um oh wait did I do the death by the way I don’t think I did the death I got one more attempt and then I’m off [Music] right [Music] [ __ ] yep that’s enough for it nice oh my God wait no way wait no no I didn’t get the thing oh brother in Christ no the we didn’t work it didn’t work it didn’t work oh all right I’m not going to try to force it that was that was the best run he’s level 140 I’m an ambitious new player why not I got to get my runes up sorry Moog suck my ass all right you kind of turned me on with that no hit phase one not going to lie it was so perfect dude and I legitimately had two hits um two two of my Lion’s claw hits and then I got the pop my flask again and then I got two more hits and then a third one so okay so I think it’s five so if I do two in the phase where he’s um shouting out nah horin uh whoops I didn’t mean to go in there um then I just need or sorry if I get four in three or four in then I I’ll need one more to stun him again um that’s a big thing to note because I did major damage and I was able to keep him at like 45ish like 40% Health which is huge um good run bro appreciate you AJ um damn damn damn damn sad days but hey you know what we got ambitious today we killed Maliki so that’s like big big one uh if you have on the Stagger tier and your cisic 2 it’s huge I do I do um or yeah that’s the one I do have in there I have that one and then the blood one so um yeah big moves today I could at least progress in the story I think when I get on next we’re not going to do Moog I’m going to go progress in the story as far as I can and just move fast through that uh moog’s for the DLC so I’m getting ambitious trying him but I figured like I don’t have much time so I’ll just just give it a shot um as for tomorrow I’ll let you guys know like if anything’s happening um I’m not even sure so I’ll let you know but appreciate youall being here we killed maliket that’s all that matters um and yeah I will let you guys know in the Discord if I’m going to do anything tomorrow but appreciate y’all um these morning streams have been really good so or not morning but like afternoon is for me have been really good so appreciate it and yeah bro I can’t wait wait for the boss after the next one I’m done with boss I don’t want anymore uh there’s my Discord if you guys want to want to join it to know when I go live and [ __ ] like that and then socials um we’re almost to a th000 Subs on YouTube so that’s cool that’s great but all right guys I’m out of here I’m out of here bye bye by
