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there’s the six bongs on the wall it must be fish at six Dallas Cowboy talk here on the fish report I’m Mike Fisher your trusty and trusted reporter this is the Fishbowl that is the star and it’s Sugar’s birthday happy uh birthday marshia and thank you to everybody who said something about it this morning and if you’ve seen it on social media you can find me at fish Sports on Facebook uh on Twitter where we celebrate Marsha’s birthday every year and here we go uh top 10 takes these are not hot Sports opinions these are fact-based thoughts from an educated man item one disrespecting Dak and by the way there’s some scoop in this today there’s some scoop um there’s one scoop Cowboy scoop and there’s one Scoopy prediction all right dissing deck um this is still the time when everybody puts together their lists we’re almost done with the listicle season um this is CBS Sports and uh it’s not just some schlam Pete prisco who’ been doing this for a long time uh longtime NFL beat riter he’s put together his top 100 players in the NFL dax’s number 49 now how do you get compare a quarterback to a defensive end what do you with an offensive lineman do kickers count all that all that junk about top 100 what we decided to do is dig in there and look at just the quarterbacks 15 quarterbacks made the top 100 here’s who Dak in this grouping was rated higher than rated higher than Herz who was at 53 Trevor Lawrence at 63 Tua at 65 Goff at 76 per5 love at 87 and KK cousins at 98 H now you can make the argument because Dak Prescott finished second in MVP voting first of all that kind of means in one sense of the debate you were kind of the second best player in the league kind of so H how am I 49th well you might respond well he Lo he loses in the playoffs okay but they all lose in the playoffs every year except momes who I believe was ranked number one in the top 100 what has Trevor Lawrence done in the playf what has Tua done in the playoffs Jordan love has his win now in the playoffs what’s Kirk Cousins really done done in the playoffs based on the idea that a Super Bowl is all that matters because that’s what we say in Dallas what is Jaylen Herz and Brock pie done in the playoffs now what about the quarterbacks ranked ahead of Dak and you can say that Dak shouldn’t be in the top 100 if you want to you can put him in the top 10 I don’t care it’s listicles there’s no argument about Mahomes at number one Lamar Jackson’s at 16 okay Patrick momes is a better player performer quarterback than Dak of course he is Lamar Jackson he hadn’t won a Super Bowl either he has performed consistently at a higher level than Dak Prescott based if only on his two MVPs they have Josh Allen at number six I’m not saying that they are the exact same talent but Josh Allen and Dak Prescott if you watch them both play and if you examine the numbers and then you measure the results they’re remarkably similar it’s weird that Josh Allen’s turnovers didn’t get the same attention as oh uh interceptions are in dax’s DNA which was a national thing they did it on NFL Network and then it caught on locally and it was false when they did it on the radio and the people that said it have been made to look foolish Joe burrow 15th that much better than Dak I think on paper he is Aaron roders 20th now wait a minute they have CJ strout at 38 I think CJ strout’s outstanding they have Justin Herbert at 41 so they have Justin Herbert better than deck he’s never done anything looks great let’s go back to Aaron Rogers who’s one of our favorite love to hates here how can Aaron if you’re basing it on well Dak lost a playoff game he he was an MVP finalist but lost the playoff game so he could only be 49th how do you put Aaron Rogers at 20 Aaron Rogers hasn’t done anything in years uh he did not have a particularly good year his final season in Green Bay you know what he accomplished in Green Bay one thing he threw three good passes against Dallas and what did he accomplish in New York he played four plays before he fell down so is this dissing Dak when we put him at 49 and how much of this is subjective when Aaron roders is listed as the 20th best player in the sport when I haven’t seen him play in a year and I haven’t seen him play well in three years I’m not I’m not taking there aren’t 48 players in the NFL because of the importance a quarterback that I’m taking ahead of Dak Prescott uh and you might be able to argue that you can kind of just throw them into a into a bucket and pick one with listen if I’m basing on where we’re going as a quarterback I will take Trevor Lawrence I will I guess I’ll take Jordan love if if I’m basing on where we’re going and I’m taking Joe burrow and I’m taking CJ Stout and I’m taking Justin Herbert but even that’s a short list the the young stud quarterbacks that appe that that have some accomplishments but appear to have brilliant Futures burrow CJ Herbert love Trevor in if you’re G to make that as the category Dak Prescott at 30 years old gets to be behind them but I’m not putting I’m not putting Dak Prescot uh 50 30 spots behind Aaron Rogers just can’t do that I can’t do it to Dak and I can’t do it for Aaron Jason Ceno hers beat Dak why based on what great I’ll take Aaron Rogers over Dak any day of the week Rogers wins in the playoffs yeah last decade Ray G why is Herbert in any of these conversations what’s he ever done nothing Steve Aman haters the people that don’t understand what Aman accomplished aren’t old enough to have watched him item two uh most of you are here because you believe what I tell you which I appreciate I told you from the very first day based on a source inside the building who’s close to Dak he told me fish don’t waste a lot of time on this injury this boot story it’s not a big deal my source was right I was right now we have and you can see the video at Cowboys country.com DX’s at tyron’s wedding and he’s dancing and he’s spinning and he’s moving and he’s stroking and he’s poking and now everybody’s going he looks fine I know he’s fine we told you he was fine a week ago not cuz not cuz I was on the fishing boat with him I was in Mexico but I wasn’t with him in Cabo but a source in the building close to Dak told me it’s nothing and that’s what I told you stood by my story then and obviously I stand by it now how how’ you like another one here’s the Scoop there’s a great deal of uh concern and worry Diggs what what somebody said digs doesn’t work hard enough why do we do that to these guys how the hell do you know how do you know so now there’s a video of Diggs he’s on the beach he’s training on a beach I’m told that while it’s a possibility that he might start training camp on pup that it’s not automatic that he’ll do so possibility not automatic and that there is no concern about him being ready for September none that can change that can go wrong there could be a setback but the same people that told me about Dak are now telling me about Diggs he’ll be fine and he he might be fine early on in training camp they feel really good about him being fine for September um it’s true sha D don’t rush him back too fast absolutely not if he’s not ready he’s not ready and we’ve seen Michael gallup’s a great example of somebody that the the medical people were saying you’re fine and Michael Gallop was okay if you say so I just don’t feel that can happen too but this idea that there’s some there’s some worry about Trayvon digs is wrong it’s wrong there’s your scoop item four uh David Helman was on 1053 The Fan old friend David Helman old friends at 1053 The Fan now he’s doing work with Fox and he said something about for this team to really be good this year uh vocals is Uncle fish premium member for 30 months now almost they only made one number eight one in a million yeah a unique player person performer zoo was Gallop really expressing doubt to himself and helman’s Helman says they’re going to need a rookie draft class to remember guys are going to have to become special and I’m going to I’m going to take Dave’s comments and I’m going to double them not double down on them double them they don’t need this rookie class to be special they need the last two rookie classes to all the sudden out of nowhere be special you you as I’ve said repeatedly now this roster is still topheavy with talent but you can’t go two drafts and have the guys at the top of it not become part of the middle heaviness and that’s what they are threatening to do they need two the last two classes to emerge as special and they better hurry up that’s by that’s a uh sign of a watch that nobody wears anymore item five bill bich got himself a sweetheart I brought this up a couple weeks ago couple of you said why I don’t understand what’s that got to do with the price of tea in Boston did didly dink see how I did that well uh first of all to pretend that you’re not interested in a 72-year-old old celebrity dating a 23y old woman to pretend you’re not interested you’re a liar that’s interesting that’s always interesting uh what does she see in him that’s interesting but now there’s this friends of Bill are saying they’ve moved in together wonder what her dad thinks about all this uh and Friends of bills are saying he is so enamored with this new life that he’s got with uh cheerleader he’s thinking of not coaching anymore now I don’t know if that’s true I don’t know if that’s true but if he if he has said anything like that to his friends going I don’t know you know I mean six months ago coaching is I I wanted the Falcons job I wanted the Eagles job I wanted the Cowboys job next year six months ago next year I want the Cowboys job but now I’m having a ball I’m 72 Nathaniel Davis we might finally see Bill bich smile Max who cares if he doesn’t coach anymore Max uh you’re trolling he wants to coach the Cowboys next year so who cares if he doesn’t coach anymore Max the person who cares if he doesn’t coach anymore the list of people who care would include you that’s who I’ve got three reasons that I’m going to educated predict that the CD lamb thing gets done 24th 25th 26th early in Camp okay here’s my three reasons so this is number 678 number six it was it’s always been the plan why would you change the plan it’s always been the plan to sign him why would you change the plan now you can make an argument about why you’d change the plan on Dak Prescott you can’t really make a good argument and I know we’ve talked about how hey it’s not just Dak that lost a playoff game they all lost a playoff game and it’s true but quarterback is different you had this plan all along on CD lamb why would you un unplug the plan now what happened that would cause you to un unplug the plan you wouldn’t so they won’t item two which is item seven Stephen said we have a Target date of getting it done by Camp you know what a Target date is in Jerry e don’t you uh miss m uh deadine make deals when they have a Target date that means deadline that’s that’s a that’s their language for deadline they have created in their minds a deadline but fish you said blow it up not on CD lamb they’re not going to blow it up on CD lamb they’re and they’re not going to blow it up on Micah parsons’s Steve from Texas to make it clear the blow it up is about oneyear deals on a host of mediocre guys maybe including the coaching staff and about saying goodbye to expensive olders that’s the blow it up the blow it up isn’t let’s take our two best players and dump them no no no and I never said that and then item eight reasons that I think CD lamb gets done by the 24th 25th 26 there’s no cost cap wise in doing it there’s kind there’s there’s obviously you know sign a five-year deal obviously there’s cost they will save $10 million under the cap by signing CD lamb now by the way when we say well okay but if if it’s blow it up after this year then what is $10 million going to do for him this year if you don’t spend the $10 million under the cap it’s transferable to the next year uh for those that are try of you trying to argue about a blow it up if you sign everybody in the building to a one-year contract that is a sign don’t be a if you sign everybody to one your contracts and don’t give anybody extensions everybody in the building knows what that means if you want to pretend that you don’t know what it means after I’ve been telling you what it means for four months you you do that you tell yourself that you don’t understand but don’t tell me you don’t understand because you’re not a dunce they have gone from top to bottom the head coach all the way down from the head coach to Royce Freeman and almost everybody in between you are here for one year and then we’re going to blow it up Steve from Texas fish we all know what you mean I know you do item nine ESPN says Hey the solution to this is just tag CD lamb wait a minute because you could they they have contractual control in that way he’s down for $17.8 million next year the tag number next year is 22 something okay you could say you know what CD screw you we’re going to pay you 17 this year we’re going to pay you 22 next year I’m not very good at math we’re going to pay you about $20 million a year when the whole world knows that you’re worth 32 how’s that going to play in your locker room as you’re trying to build forward how are you going to win in the court of public opinion how are you going to win in the court of public opinion when you’re telling Cowboy fans the reason we’re not signing CD lamb is because we want to pay him 20 when everybody knows he should be getting 32 30 33 35 can’t can’t win that argument can’t win that argument and they won’t and then the third reason that I would not if I’m ESPN I don’t know why I’m bothering writing stories about tagging CD lamb they they they’ve done it I’m not saying they’ve never done it but that’s not generally what they do with big money Superstars come here Carson that’s not generally what they do Curtis B uh fish take Marsha out for a nice dinner tonight would you what are we gonna do tonight do you know um we’re going out to dinner we’re going out to dinner family dinner uh usually Carson’s the big star but tonight who’s going to be the big star um Mara yeah well you can call her sugar if you want to don’t you call her sugar don’t you call her sugar okay I’m G to have you sing a little happy birthday to her in a minute if you want to you got the guts I already have yeah but I mean on National Television if you got the guts we’ll see we’ll see if you do uh finally item 10 Tyreek Hill has put together his top five quarterbacks I said we’re almost done with the world of lists here’s the greatest piece of evidence I’ve got that and everybody’s got an opinion uh and they’re like noses everybody’s got an opinion and they all smell you get my joke everybody’s got an opinion but they all smell and they all smell get it because your nose can smell and boy does your opinion stink get it okay his top five quarterbacks Patrick Mahomes agree number one number one quarterback in football number two Dak Prescott who do you say Dak Prescott okay it’s funny you should say that he has Tua as the number two quarterback now remember he plays for the Dolphins so Tyreek plays for the Dolphins so he should say Tua right that’s a good teammate but also um Patrick Mahomes was his old team and they’re teammates they were teammates too that’s excellent point guy number three Lamar Jackson he won the MVP can’t argue with lar Jackson right yeah guy number four is Dak he thinks dak’s the fourth best quarterback in football yes is that good for you yep guy number he should be number one you think he should no he he can’t be above Mahomes okay yeah yeah right you could be a you could be a Dak fan but you can’t think he’s better than Mahomes okay yeah because you’ll look like a dope in the neighborhood yeah and on National Television right yeah okay um we do allow three slappies per night for show but I don’t want you to be one of them Straight Dope no bullsh don’t be one of the slappies and then here’s this guy number five and I don’t know why you might know him because you’re an Oklahoma Guy baker Mayfield he thinks Baker Mayfield is the fifth best quarterback in football what I don’t know okay it you could go like for Justin Fields not yet J what about Josh Allen yeah Josh Allen just put Josh Allen in there I wonder if because Tyreek plays for the Dolphins he doesn’t want to admit that the bills have the guy now finally do you want to sing Happy Birthday sugar or not or you just want to wish her happy birthday wish Happ all right do that happy birthday sugar happy birthday sugar okay um that’s all I got we gotta go you want to do fish out Carson out Carson out cut who
25 Comments
It's ALL subjective
The whole BLOW it up… Is like paying off ur current maxed out credit card before you take out a loan from the bank to remodel ur house.
I get your point but I don't feel sorry for a guy making 22mil.
Belichick has a reported net worth of $70million! Wonder what the young chick sees in the old guy!!!
Have you ever thought fish. The reason why CD don’t sign that you haven’t sign Dak yet. Why would he want to to play with a inexperience quarterback
dak has to perform in the playoffs. don’t forget we were embarrassed in front of the entire country 6 months ago. Blow it up at the QB position
Dak Prescott is garbage
I would cause Dak will always lose important games
What a face 😂 your grandson knows the deal! Baker Mayfield??? What!?!
dak is a stat padder, he always throws really short passes for almost no gain .
Fish, you forget that dak loses every BIG GAME he plays in. Go back and look at the records .
And apparently dak not being signed yet lets me know im not alone in my opinion.
Marsha, happy birthday to you. Fish, there's one perspective I relate to when it comes to ranking 2023 QBs, and you've named some. You have three basic levels of football: college; NFL regular season; and playoffs. Just as there's a distinct "jump" from college to the NFL, there's a distinct level of play from regular season of 32 teams to the playoffs where's there 14 teams competing for the super bowl. The playoff are the "best against the best," and so one can rank 2024 QBs with those 14 QBs, their skills and contributions. One could rank Mahones #1 and Purdy as #2 because they were tied at the end of super bowl regulation play, and their contribution during overtime, and so on to #3 through #14.
One could choose a related perspective that might be the same format but for the past three years, or as many years of NFL history one might choose.
The main point I'm sharing is that in all of those situations one is ranking individual QBs performance at the "championship level," and not the full season level or "full season statistics." Dak would rank as a very good performer, but perhaps half way down the given number of QBs ranked. Purely subjective perspectives.
Nice looking kid Fish.🤠😅😅😅
Happy Birthday Marcia!
Grandson stole the show!
Dak 2-5 in the playoffs. Shares the Worst playoff record in NFL history (min 7 starts)
Fish how many seasons does Dak have 40+ total TDs?
Zero
And Josh?
Oh he has 4 straight 42+ Total TD seasons
But according to you they're the same player
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to see Dak has a f'n terrible year, get picked up by Vegas, and end his career averaging 5 wins a year
All these Dak Fanboys are #ClownWorld
My only concern about diggs is he can’t tackle especially in the open field
The thing is Buffalo and Miami beat Dallas last year.
The thing is Buffalo and Miami beat Dallas last year.
Add Purdy
Carson needs his own show!
DISRPESPECTING 🧚♀
This channel is trash
He makes this kid call his garlic sugar that's so weird.. clearly just forced em