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The Panthers have won the Cup and people are asking if Connor McDavid can win the big one after awkwardly being awarded the Conn Smythe. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including podcasters after JJ Redick turns his back on us for coaching. Will Compton joins the show in studio to talk about the tumultuous story arc for beer games 2024, us getting back in the mix, is he pissed at barstool, plus some old school reminiscing. We finish the show very drunk post beer games with Mt Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you’re drunk, and then we do our concussion test with Will.
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on today is pardon my take we are live in Nashville why for the beer games that’s right so we have surprised the boys we’re gonna have Will Compton on the show we actually taped it a week ago we talk about uh everything that fell apart and then came back together we also are doing a bonus extra uh concussion test where we were given some clues in our interview with will last week and we’re going to tape the end of the show after the the beer game so you get some drunk pardon my take today we’re going to talk about the Stanley Cup Final we’re going to do some hot seat cool throne and then we have the Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys drunk which we will do drunk so who knows how that’s going to go I plan on being very drunk for this this is going to be yeah this is going to be a a very unique part of my take because we’re going to start sober this morning then you’re going to hear us talking to will then you’re going to get us uh live from beer games after all the festivities so you’re going to get the whole transformation and it’s brought to you by our friends at DraftKings get ready for a night full of big fights and big action it’s UFC 303 and it can be even bigger jump in on all the action at draftking Sportsbook the official sports betting partner UFC it’s super easy for first timers to get started try betting on something simple like picking a fighter to win go to the draftking Sportsbook app select your fighter place your first bet it’s that simple the light heavyweight title is on the line in the main event but there are so many more Amazing matchups happening in Vegas and speaking of amazing if you’re new to DraftKings listen up new customers bet $5 to get 150 in bonus bets instantly download the DraftKings Sports work app now use code take that’s code take for new customers get 150 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks get that big fight feel only on DraftKings DraftKings the crown is yours okay let’s [Music] go hey football guyo [Music] a yeah might yeah might [Music] might welcome to Parton my take presented by DraftKings download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now use code take that’s code take for new customers get 100 50 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks get that big fight feel only on DraftKings DraftKings the crown is yours today is Wednesday June 26th and the Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions and Conor McDavid cannot win the big one that part is unfortunately true unless you count the con Smite trophy as the big one but the Panthers did it they stopped what would have been the most embarrassing uh Stanley Cup Final ever because we’ve had we’ve had the 3-1 or sorry we’ve had the 3 0 um teams lose in in the hockey playoffs obviously it’s happened in baseball but never in the actual final I think didn’t happen 1942 yeah you’re right yeah it was pre-war and it was the the Toronto Maple Leafs that’s what said yeah your boy Hitler was still alive yeah my boy well he had one good idea which was to kill Hitler yes that’s true we can agree on that but uh yeah this would have been they still history from us that’s kind of how I look at this congrats to the Panthers you earned it you were the better team over the course of seven games however I I’m mourning the lack of history that was made last night it it did feel I W I was rooting for the Oilers I wanted to see Conor McDavid get his big moment it felt like it was all working perfectly you have those times in sports where it’s like if you know the whole the whole cliche like if you gave this script everyone would throw it out in Hollywood that’s what it felt like if Conor McDavid had a a a game with goal at the end of the third period or in overtime but what the Panthers did is they just they played great defensive hockey and Bob was awesome again and it was an awesome awesome game that that six-minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period crazy was so much fun to watch and it ended with a Panthers goal that was basically the game that was the game in terms of game-winning goal but that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances the Panthers had really good ch chances there was no whistle they were going back and forth and it was essentially who Canever whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game and that’s what happened yeah that was a crazy six-minute period And I think that the game overall I don’t think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it’s so stressful oh I enjoyed it because I had no I had no real like I had no big bet I had no rooting interest I enjoyed the hell out you know what I’m saying though like game sevens in hockey it’s just all anxiety all the time like both teams but holes are puckered up all the fan base they’re just terrified of something bad happening and when you watch that you can even feel that at least for me as a neutral party that didn’t have a bet on either team that was just I was kind of rooting for history and that’s pretty much it I was too I was still feeling like it was it was fun because it was Sports and it was game seven it was a big moment but the entire time you feel uneasy watching that yeah but I oh I enjoyed watching every second of it I thought it was just awesome every chance the the Oilers that that one chance that McDavid had like maybe six minutes left where he where he he got the puck poked from him uh it just yeah it was great it was great I love game sevens and yeah I I know what you’re saying but I just as someone who didn’t I I wasn’t going to sleep different on who like if the Oilers won or the Panthers one it wasn’t going to change my life I had maximum enjoyment of that game I I liked it because it was Game of seven and me it meant a lot you could tell that every moment on the ice like it was an entire like three hours of Big moments one right after the other and I I think the Panthers fans if you would ask them how did you feel watching game seven they probably hated game seven they probably hated that was prob you never want to go back and and think about any of that again you’re going to watch the final minute and you’re going to watch you know the the celebration afterwards and you’re going to feel great about it but that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time it was like are we going to be the biggest choke artist in history and not only that but it felt like the last 10 15 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the panther Zone getting chance after chance after chance and then they finally ran out of gas it was kind of crazy actually watching the end when they pulled a goalie and the Oilers like I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the Ice uh someone else had an errant pass they actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn’t even really muster up one final shot so as a hockey guy and a saber metrics guy I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period yeah I maybe not six but I definitely four and a half I think you pull the goalie super early yeah I feel like uh I don’t know it just at the end of the game they didn’t get that guy out of there until like a minute 45 2 minutes left well they got screwed by a couple they lost a face off and then they turned it over and it was like they just never got the the correct setup to get him off I do think they should have got him off earlier I don’t six and a half minutes would be a lot well I’m joking about 6 and a half but it should it should definitely be more than 1 minute 45 three and half 4 minutes I think a lot of teams they wait and they like the the clock strikes too and they’re like okay now we can pull the goalie because that’s what we’ve seen other teams do but in that situation if you don’t win right then what are you doing out there you might as well just go for it right and you just need as many shots as you can get and they never really got set up for that last big shot uh I did not realize how much I like Paul Maurice until after the game yes and his interviews that he was doing and then I I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season Y that guy that’s that’s Central Casting hockey coach right ofy alsoo the dog did you guys see theg Brody the dog was sitting ringside front row a giant Shaggy ass dog you got to check out Brody the dog he’s that dude I think that’s his name I don’t know he’s he’s an influencer Brody the dog the dog is you only fans I think they call him Brody that dude okay Brody the dog yeah uh also shout out Evan Roder you guys what are you laughing about memes Hank just oh not talking in the mic we are in a hotel in Nashville by the way we’re in a secret covert operation no one knows we’re here uh we’ll get to that in a second that felt like a personal shot you you were snickering at him yeah you were you’re both now me blaming Max he just pointed at Max I just Shane just Shane’s just sitting in the corner I said something I didn’t I just pointed to Hank to talk into the mic sh ordered a ribot for breakfast then he spat on it before he ate it he always spits on his rib eyes uh all right wait bro the dude Brody that dude bro that dude I think if you just look up Brody the dog I did look up Brody the dog I can’t find Brody the dog uh I what I was gonna say is shout out Evan Rodriguez uh being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup yeah so um we might know an Evan but we’re not going to say who it is because we don’t want to ruin the Illusion for anyone right we might know a guy that’s really good at picking the lottery ball right he’s not quite scratches his ears a lot yeah he’s not always operating on 100 but he’s operating really really close to 100 correct Brody I you can you pull it up I’m looking Brody the dog I mean Twitter if you search for Brody the dog on Twitter you’re just GNA you’re going to see someone uh you know get hit by a train yeah so are you looking for a cute dog well here’s a Russian soldier getting shot in here’s a fpv drone attack Brody the dog and then his owner is what is his owner like a bodybuilder I don’t care about the owner I just I’m obsessed with Brody the dog okay I like Brody the dog sitting front row imagine being sitting imagine having seats behind Brody the dog do you think so the dog influencers MH careful what oh miss I like Miss peaches Miss Peach is great but do you how often do you think there is is I’m trying to use my words carefully here how often do you think there is um how often do you think [ __ ] happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram uh handle of their dog uses the DMS DM Fu that definitely happens all the all the time yes yes like if you’re well not all the time the dog not all the time is that not weird do you not sit back and say hey I just like I I I met this ch we hooked up we had a great time we had sex oh how did you guys meet she slid into my golden doodles DMs I think that definitely happens a lot yes it has to happen a lot but is that not we is there do you tell that story if you get married to the story how did how we met story she thought my dog was cute I think that’s how you you say it it’s I mean it’s no different than going to the taking your dog out on a walk and someone comes up hey can I pet your dog true yeah you want to [ __ ] yeah that’s actually a good point it is it’s the same thing it’s just it’s just taking it to the new age it’s online it’s does feel a little scummy because you you’re using pictures of your dog and then at some point she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog sexting back to her dog do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing right yeah you got to be like oh got I got this bone I got to bury yeah right oh yeah so that definely than for thanks for hitting up Brody the dog he’s got he’s got to rocket he wants to put in your mouth yeah the the Paw the the Paw Emoji paw Emoji I I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers parents they start talking to each other back and forth as as the dogs as both dog yeah play dates they they they DM as the dogs in character as the dogs and then at some point be like uh are you talking to me or you talking to dog right now yeah right and again this is not this is not about Miss Peacher Dave because Dave is famous in his own right I’m talking about like the people who have no Fame but their dog has insane Fame you definitely use that dog [ __ ] 100% because like it’s just a regular person and then all of a sudden your dog has 2 million followers yeah people are hitting that up they not you you have a thou no one knows who you are they know who your dog is and then you start to think that you’re famous because people know your dog right wow yeah okay I never really thought about that I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show yeah we should uh by the way this all counts is Stanley Cup recap for anyone who complains hockey this all is part of the Stanley Cup recap So when you say oh you only talked about the Stanley Cup for 2 minutes no no this counts it was a great dog it fantastic with great seats it was a great dog uh so you want to have an interesting debate yeah Conor McDavid kind of a dick move not accepting the trophy oh I like it I think it’s a dick move to give him the trophy yes just he should just you should be allowed to like take yourself out of the conversation yeah lo I don’t want this preemptively declin it yeah I I’ve I’ve seen people having the the discourse out there about whether or not he’s uh unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy one uh being unclassy to the league two being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton I think that at that point if you’re Conor McDavid like [ __ ] all that just go go cry in the locker room and and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss like it’s kind of [ __ ] up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like thank you for this prestigious Award right after the biggest Soul crushing moment of my life there’s that is a true no- win situation if he stays and accepts that trophy everyone will make fun of him and say what a loser you you actually like you know held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup yeah I I have no problem with him not accepting it uh why would you want to accept it it’s cool that he won it he was the best player in these playoffs he broke all these records but [ __ ] off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out uh and was on the brink of a historical historical comeback yeah no I have no problem with it um I I didn’t realize so obviously I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto um I didn’t realize the KH Smite does as well I like the fact that you just don’t get any of these trophies in the NHL yeah that’s that’s weird so you don’t get a moment with it you get a moment with it but then you have to give it back you don’t get to take you have to keep giving back the trophies CU I was joking like if I if it was like the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP they get the actual trophy if you won that as the losing team I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart which it wouldn’t but it would try you certainly can’t be proud of that trophy you can’t display it no imagine having that in your house no and they’re like oh K Smite winner congratulations the only way the only way that that K Smite trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups yeah and he wins like and he wins the con Smite in all of those cups and then it becomes a fun little trivia like Conor McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six con smice that’s cool yeah I would but other than that it’s not going to be a cool trophy I would say it’s probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody yeah yeah Gary bman did you see he tried he tried so hard to kind of he he knew how awkward the moment was so he instead of just saying the K Smite Trophy goes to Conor McDavid uh he was like and this player broke all types of Records these playoffs he broke Wayne Gretzky’s assist record like almost almost almost like a Mount Rushmore pick being like this is why I’m picking it this is why it’s a good pick I you can’t give that award to him no it feels very mean it feels very mean in points just give it to Bob I and look con David the back-to-back fourpoint games were insane he was not he in it’s a team sport uh but he did not have his big moment in the last I don’t know five periods of this series six periods of the series I would say Puck on his stick with the empty net right yeah I I would say it would be it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy because if you don’t give him the trophy then you know everyone’s always going to say that was a great series but you know what Conor McDavid should have gotten the con Trophy and so it becomes a positive as opposed to like yeah he got it but he lost the Stanley Cup yeah it sucks sucks for the O but great for the Panthers um throwing Rats on the ice uh I you know it’s the Panthers probably are one of the not not most [ __ ] on fan bases but they’ve got to be at the bottom of uh respect but there are some DieHard Panthers fans it’s kind of like when when the Blackhawks played the kings in 2015 I want to say and I went out to LA and I got like mingling with some of the Kings fans I realized there was some really really cool very DieHard Kings fans and that’s a fan base that gets [ __ ] on as well you know warm weather climate all that stuff I think Florida’s probably the similar where it’s like you know it’s it’s not the most popular sport in in South Florida but there are definitely some fans that have been along the for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and been through some really shitty days and this is a really cool you know being able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup Final history is both satisfying and probably the most B the biggest relief you can possibly have yeah Shadow Brooks Brooks definitely super happy yeah if you’re a DieHard Panther fan and you’ve gone to games over the years where you’ve stunk your team has been bad you’re in South Florida nobody cares about hockey except for you you’ve gone through losing Seasons you’re more battl tested than most fan bases out there and and it’s it’s it’s specific to I think hockey more than anything like the warm weather hockey uh fan bases are always going to be up against it yeah you know there’s nothing that they can really do to convince the rest of the hockey Community they are actually die hards just by the fact that they’re warm weather climates um you have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather right right that’s hardcore [ __ ] right and and their their uh arena in a mall I think Sunrise yes s or Sunrise Sunrise Florida the um and and Jake Jake missed it by two shows to be to be on the list of uh people who have championships and would have left only Max we can give this to Jake yeah no Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup finals just not the last couple games so Jake finishes it off that everyone uh who’s been on part of my take has won some type of Championship yeah that’s pretty cool there’s there was a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to ever wion a championship oh unfortunately you can’t legally ever leave um if you look at your contract you’re in entered servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life good so um yeah that’s non-negotiable but guess guess what you might win one at some point Phillies look pretty good yeah Phillies look good we’ll get to that okay we’ll get to that we’ll get to that yeah yeah we’ll get to that Cory Perry unfortunate for Cory Perry on the Oilers the right winger on the Oilers he uh he lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams so he was on he was on the Stars the Canadians uh the uh Tampa Bay lightning and Edmonton Oilers ah I’m so sad for Cory Perry tough for him Cory Perry’s a [ __ ] scumbag why do you why do you not like Cory Perry I don’t know anything about I I well I mean he was on the Blackhawks this year then there was all rumors but I hate him from uh when he was on the Ducks oh that’s right I remember he’s that guy from the from the Blackhawks he’s a real but I hated him before he was on the Blackhawks in this [ __ ] he’s a real [ __ ] I hated him on the Ducks though because the the Ducks and the and the Hawks went after each other a bunch also how about this in the Jake files for whoa that’s wild Jason Tatum yeah kachuck yeah went to high school together yeah pretty wild I don’t think that’s wild because we’ve heard about it so much it’s wild it’s like one of it’s it’s lost its wild meter it’s the Stafford and yeah but they’ve been playing that video for like five years so it’s like the wild meter’s gone that picture was everywhere last night yeah wouldn’t you agree though the wild meter goes down once it to be wild it has to be one of those things that people didn’t really expect or didn’t really realize but they’ve hit us over the head with it so much that it’s Kershaw Stafford yeah right yeah it’s not even wild anymore I still think Kershaw Stafford’s wild yeah I mean it’s not they just say it it’s wild it’s wild um who do you think is the bigger star between those two at their high school kachuck because St Louis right big hockey town do you think kach Chuck’s Batman Tatum’s do you think it’s Ora to wear a t-shirt with your own picture on it no yeah I mean you guys have I could find like hundred yeah I have no Aura perfect exam great find it I have no AA it’s a fair point yeah I have no AA you didn’t you did you know what the word Ora meant like a [ __ ] week ago no no but now I do and it’s awesome because it triggers you so I just know that it makes Hank mad you guys it’s just it’s whatever you guys uh grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything like you even said it in your caption that uh Jaylen Brown went all the way to France and then came back for a Red Sox game you’re like that’s maximum Aura while Jason Tatum was in that picture with him I did not say that yeah you did no did you say I did not what did you say I said Jaylen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston that’s dedication oh okay huh interesting under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown that the Red Sox caption but you didn’t you didn’t you didn’t mention Jason Tatum in that picture cuz you couldn’t even see him cuz he has no Aura no my point was just that jayen Brown’s dedicated you can’t you can’t even see him well don’t worry Jaylen Brown might be running you out of business we’ll get to that what look at that necklace we’ll get to it hoty cool Throne what is it got to an hot SE cool Throne what is it Hank tell me tell me what it is I don’t hot SE cool Throne okay all right let’s just do hot SE cool Throne then um by the way we are just to to set the table where we’re going to have Will Compton on that we taped last week and then at the end of the show we’re going to do uh our Mount Rushmore drunk after beer game so you’re seeing the whole evolution of today’s uh you’re basically going on an entire day with us because this is we’re taping this at 8 in the morning in our hotel room and then we’re going to uh be taping the end after beer games in Taylor Juan’s house so you’re gonna get to see it all uh Hot Seat cool Throne brought to you by our friends at Kors light we’re GNA drink some Kors light today that’s a fact we love coorsite Hot Seat cool Throne is presented by coorsite you don’t have to be selling out stadiums to feel like you’re chilling backstage you 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have a hot seed cool Throne so you took no no no no all right I was I was going to try and plug before I told you how Jaylen Brown’s going to run why why would you put coffee on the cool Throne because it’s on the hot seat so look up the you see the necklace Jaylen Brown’s been wearing wait are you going to actually plug Jaylen Brown’s coffee company does he have one well no big cat that’s the thing it’s not coffee oh what is it it’s Cain it’s caffeine and a necklace what yeah it’s cocaine that necklace ready this is this is the website I Dave said like when they were walking on he’s like what is that necklace I was like I guarantee it’s something crazy then I looked it up it’s thousands of dollars oh okay so we’re good uh use it’s patented technology to biostream compounds like caffeine and melatonin digitally without you having to ingest them no lingering side effects no stomach discomfort okay so Jay proven safe and effective with the years of clinical consumer d uh Happy’s tiny magnetic songs naturally stimulate bioreceptors and cell to recreate the same Sensations without side effects fall asleep faster and stay asleep get the rest you need to feel better maintain Focus during the day and increase performance simply choose the blend you’d like to play and happy does the rest uh yeah so basically you can just wear a necklace and get caffeine gested into I am going to purchase one of these this seems like the best idea ever so it’s a necklace that digitally puts caffeine into your bloodstream and melatonin if you want it so either can you control which is which yeah I would assume yeah 25 Blends are available toate natural taste them I don’t know there’s no way you taste them so why would there be different blends all right yeah it’s a fair Hot Seat you’re right Hank I’m kind of screwed the best part is that as soon as as soon after you turn your hat be off your body simply stops feeling the blend no lingering side effects nothing left in your body to metabol metabolize or eliminate I love I love how dumb athletes are sometimes it’s the best it’s yeah they’re just like someone came up with this and was like well we’ll get at least one guy to buy this one pro athlete to buy this all we need that that probably was the business model they’re like let’s let’s create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body and then they said well how are we going to make money and they’re like uh well did you see the the new Max in the NBA is 300 million all we need is one guy and they just get him they got jayen brown good for Jaylen Brown what’s the point of having $300 million if you don’t spend it on junk science right I agree I agree it can’t hurt right actually probably can’t it could absolutely hurt yeah it could destroy your career 100% hurt yeah I’m in though I’m in listen like the new fighting necklaces yeah would you say it has a I’m just I’m done answering this question I think if you wear this chain you have aura somehow just saying the word orus you just hate it so much I don’t hate it because Tatum doesn’t have any it’s just like Max yeah well he knows it wouldn’t bother him so much if he didn’t know that Jason Tatum had no like big cat doesn’t literally doesn’t know what the definition of Ora is he just know if you see it you can tell you don’t have to know the definition right yeah that’s a fact is it not it’s subjective and you’re never going to accept the fact that they both have it PFD are you following this no I mean I I’m I’m going to continue saying Aura PF is just looking for where he can find trying I’m trying to find his necklace he has checked out until he until he finds out where he no I got I got to buy this necklace wonder if they make a [ __ ] [Laughter] ring oh yeah no Hank he doesn’t I’m sorry I’m just being realistic so it doesn’t it bothers doing it like you’ve already run into the ground and no I’m not running into the ground it’s just stting fat we’re Sho it to definitely haven’t no you definitely won’t it good thing it doesn’t bother you no yeah it’ll be funny every time right good thing it doesn’t bother okay let me ask you this so doesn’t bother you when Jason Tatum gets to a microphone when he’s about to give a speech are you worried like I don’t say anything dumb no I would be this is like the biggest cope I’ve ever heard like C don’t say it’s cring Jason you guys are like can’t fact that the Celtics has won the championship how do we try and tear them down how do we try and create division it’s not tearing them down it’s just a stating a fact I think this way with Nick serani yeah true every time every time does not have no AA no Aura but if he had Championship he’ be like Kiss the Ring [ __ ] and that’s what I’m going to say yeah but that’s fine but you can both of those things can be true but you can’t for but you can’t say you you can’t say Kiss the Ring [ __ ] well at the same time thinking I wish they would stop talking about his Aura I I don’t think that no yeah you do I don’t care you’re thinking that right now no I think it’s just like I’m I hate these guys so much he I would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn’t have Aura correct that’s a great thing that’s a great position to be now a better position a better in your mind yeah a better position to be PFT would be no I’m saying in your mind the gripe is that your favorite player doesn’t have Aura I would love that who said he’s my favorite player a better position to be though PFT would be winning a championship and having all your guys have AA that would be great yeah it’d be better than having your main guy that you love so much not have AA Define aura I said Jaden Daniels if you have to ask you can’t afford it that’s a fact you probably don’t know what it means oh looks like I got you no I don’t I don’t care go ahead explain it I don’t know Define it that’s the problem so he that’s there’s the problem he doesn’t know what it looks like does Tom Brady have Aura uh no you if if we say no he does I was think about he definitely does have AA going so it’s not an anti-h Hank thing this is just we’re calling that as we see it we’re journalists kg has a shitload painting your nails aura yes yes good thing you’re not upset wait wait I know what you’re doing Hank but like as a as an innocent bystander you can’t say that Caleb Williams doesn’t have Aura he has so much he’s got could say if anything he’s got too much Aura right you could you could say that would you rather have aura or Championship I’d rather have both good answer you didn’t see that coming you didn’t see that coming I’d rather have both um all right that was today’s Aura talk rather on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again it’s not trick I’m gonna I’m gonna speak I’m gonna be like hey today I you know I woke up and you’re be like DOA I’d like to have Championship Aura that’s what I’d like you saying that you doesn’t bother you it’s the biggest lie ever no it’s just like there’s one it’s one of those things where it’s like there conversation is going to happen in circles forever and it’s going to it’s just Anno it’s like it is annoying not that I don’t care about you guys acting like Jason D doesn’t have Aura I just know that every time I speak for the next six months it’s going to be like yeah but does Jason D have AA you really sound like a guy who doesn’t care this past week you’ve sound exactly like a guy who doesn’t care you you’ve had a two we suck off on this show can we not push your balls once absolutely you’re get upet us I need you in better Vibes for you need better competing in we didn’t even say that you’re competing in the Beer Olympics yeah I’m honored uh speaking of that people people need us to bring you back down a little bit otherwise they’re going to unsubscribe from the show oh that’s already happened probably I’m starting to think prob Big Cat Side Bar yeah I’m trying to think Hank doesn’t have Aura yeah Max Max has Aura it’s not great aura but it’s got he’s got it yeah he like the kid from [ __ ] penut what are you talk are you talking about Pig pin yeah the dirty kid he called him the dirty kid from Charlie Brown no I think he’s talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the when he miss actual Charlie Brown no he’s talking about pigpen yeah you pen was Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison kicking the field goal Charlie Brown has Aura no no this is does this is like what it’s a classic Twitter meme it’s like there’s always people on here trying to claim something that’s just not true like Charlie Brown had hose low key no he did not yeah I think we found more than anything the Hank has no idea what he’s talking about when it comes to Aura yeah no definitely not can you send me can you send me the link to this necklace I can’t find it not anymore [ __ ] you I’m I’m I’m going to order one though okay um my cool Throne is three beers yeah did you guys see this yesterday no Nick beans yeah golfer he’s never played a PGA to sanction event he’s never played an event bigger than a state open so no corn fairies no you know professional nothing uh he was in like a qualifier just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the rocket mortgage open he finished his round I think he was you know in contention but still needed some things to happen drank three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoff I love that love and he said he said he was like they’re like how do you think this is going to affect you know you had three beers before the playoff and because it’s not official event because his round was over like it’s allowed because like he finished his round he can do whatever he wants he drank three beers they asked him how he felt he’s like three beers are going to make me play Perfect like it’s the perfect amount it is it is forget so three beers is like for the people that say like I need you know you hit a bad shot or you have a couple bad holes you’re like I need to drink three beers which happens to me every round basically it’s true the the four beer rule is what I’ve always gone by if you go if you go to the fourth beer you basically have to go to 10 or you like because four beers if you have four beers you’re you’re signing up for maybe not a hangover but at least feeling a little off in the morning anything under four you can survive and feel fine and still get a little buzz I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing especially where it’s like you get the buzz going you’re having a good time but you don’t get that crash afterwards and I don’t think it affects your game if anything it makes you more relax golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substance that you’re ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance now you never stay at that balance because it’s actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio but if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three beer level on hole number 11 then you’re Tinker it then you Tinker with you experiment with the level three I forget about zillion beers like three beers should be a brand yeah three beers is great three beers in a phantom maybe actually we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today beer is perfect out of a boot each of us that’s going to suck yeah I’m going tortoise in the pear mode yeah tortoise in the pear what they’re both T the hair yeah so max yeah we’ll we’ll go tortoise in the pair mode you go tauris in the pair who’s the tortoise and whose pair I’m going to go I’m going to go hair your hair hair when he loses the race yeah that’s fine I always ma Max would read the tortois in the hair and say I don’t know man I still think the hair is going to win dude the hair going hair in the peir yeah wait Max what place did the hair finish in the second yeah y okay uh PFT uh my hot seat is going to be Hank took one of mine okay uh had one my hot seat is going to be Croatia because Croatia lost in the 8th minute of was your wait which one I just lied about that I was going to say cuz you didn’t know about the neckace and there’s no way I knew about the three beers yeah no my wait I did good catch I was totally I was totally G with it I was just like yeah yeah yeah after I said that and I I remembered what Hank’s Hot Seat cool Throne was and I was like which one am I going to lie about having oh [ __ ] I can’t do either one I guess I’ll just fess up to it you can do you can do math no no I actually have some it was just on the on the wrong tab that I opened up so my hot seat is going to be uh gay perie oh Paris for the Olympics did you see about the plan that a bunch of parisians had to to [ __ ] with their government no I actually respect this out out of the French so um the the president Emanuel macron and I think the mayor Hildago or whatever of of Paris they they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics so then thousands of French people said you know what on this day we’re going to do a flash mob down at the river we’re all going to go into the river and we’re going to [ __ ] in it so that the [ __ ] get gets on to our president and the mayor of the city oh that that’s awes which which is awesome I don’t I I have no idea what the politics are behind all this I just think that it rocks to say we’re going to take a [ __ ] on a president yes I think that’s a very fun thing to do but then uh mrcon said that he’s not going to get in the river after all citing like a political concern so he just didn’t want to get [ __ ] on him kind of a [ __ ] move oh to not jump the river uh but I stand with the French I do too that’s an awesome that’s an awesome move trying to just you know do a quick prank on your on your president take a [ __ ] on him why not we that one day a year we should all get the [ __ ] on the president at least throw stones at him yeah do the lottery yeah but it’s always the president it’s always the president yeah no there should be like 10 people that get to slap the president and you enter a lottery at the end of every year and then they they draw out of the millions of of participants they draw 10 numbers and then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the [ __ ] out of whoever the president is yeah I honestly think though that If you smacked Biden it would be like that show uh is it cake or or what is it cake or not is it yeah is it cake yeah is it cake will it cake yeah will it cake you just slap him and just like wait why do I have cake all on my hand and he just melts or his head might spin 360 Degrees around like like in The Exorcist and just open his mouth and scream at you yeah uh my cool Throne is going to be focusing focusing is on the cool Throne because JJ reck new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers he said that he is no long longer in the content game he’s not doing any podcasts anymore he turned his back on the podcast community that built him up to the point that he’s at right now um big time Big Time backstabbing move on JJ’s part and I would just like to say I think we should ban him from part of my take JJ’s banned from part of my take no no longer invited on the show I’d still like him on if he unless he decides to come on and if he decides that he can do podcast again then he can come back on the show but until that moment he’s bannned from part correct okay that’s fair that’s fair yeah um I mean I would personally I would never take an NBA head coaching job that Banned Me from podcasting Noe but that’s just me I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all they’re exactly right exactly uh and and then in his introductory press conference he use the f word he used bad language he swore and people are angry about that people are really angry angry about that I saw Peter vessie saying he was upset about it Frank Isa said enough already with the bleeping profanity in public and the bleeping excuse in public and during press conferences politician athletes coaches over the top disgusting and jig would say I don’t really give a [ __ ] yeah um I did kind of appreciate it I liked it also Rob pinka had one of the worst haircuts ever which I think was on intentional I’m not Rob low yeah and also everyone talk about my haircut not talk about the fact that JJ reic coaching experiences fourth grade M yeah that was a bad graphic that they showed was tough graphic well is fourth grade volunte fourth grade volunteer um I think JJ will do a good job I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it and especially LeBron um because he said that he had uh no interaction or discussion uh with uh JJ during the coaching decisions he did a four-month interview on a podcast with him they never talked a four-month interview they never talked about getting together they never talk they never talked about basketball philosophy no they never talked that conversation was all between the proper channels JJ reic and Rob paleno only how stupid does he think we we that was a literal interview what’s weird is that it’s not tampering no it was genius but just say what it was yeah LeBron you can have conversations with people and be like I think this guy would be a good coach right and then you can make a recommendation during your team’s coaching search that would be a normal expected thing to do I don’t understand why he’s lying about this right just say yeah we we decided we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever and we did a podcast about the philos our philosophies of basketball while doing it I was essentially interviewing him for the job and then we hired him yeah and it’s awesome I just think that it’s sad that you know the J swears he no he was a that and also he was a podcaster yeah true and then now he’s trying back on now he’s trying to act like he’s not a podcaster anymore he turned his back on the family he used podcasting that’s what iritation most he used it’s a stepping stone job yes exactly sad uh it is sad um okay my hot seat is Max Max is on the hot seat I know why because Dave poror our boss has uh decided to make a bet on MLB Futures and he put $200,000 on the Philadelphia Phillies they’re a great team Max let’s talk about this for a second because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova and I have I have jumped in your hole on different sports there is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect yeah know because I always will love you no matter what I like at the end of the day I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side but like I genuinely love you Dave hates you he detests you as a human being yeah yeah I’m I’m aware so I don’t I’m I might when Hank said this before the show started my heart like sunk yes it’s like the last thing that I want to so what’s going to happen when you’re in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us it’s that I I think the vibe is going to be much different this this yeah well I mean the thing about Max though is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports like you love Phillies you can go into it with a strategy of how you’re going to play it but Max is going to come out no matter what I don’t yeah I I guess it’s it’s just going to be weird because I’m I’m already picturing Dave has that look like when he looks at someone when he wants to blame them for something with sports that he’s just going to be looking at me if like the Phillies strike out in a big spot and it’s just going to be like that little side eye and I’m and I’m not going to be able to it’s I’m going to be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series and then I’m also going to be worried about the owner of this company like firing me at any point he’s not going to he’s not going to fire you he’s not going to fire you he might he might threaten to fire you he might threaten to fire you and also like belittle you and blame you for everything but he’s not going to fire you because he can’t fire you when Max heard the news but if he tells me that I should fire you I might have to fire you but okay yeah when Max heard the news you saw his future flash in front of his eyes Max immediately put himself like looking into uh you early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him and Max just he he just melted a tiny bit and the and the and the funniest part not the funniest part but the Phillies would have to really [ __ ] up not to be in at least the NLCS because the NL is trash yeah like they will be in big playoff games what are the chances that there’s no way that they’re not going to be in big playoff games they are they are better it’s a lock they are better than than a lot of these teams like the wild card’s a joke the teams that are going to get in are going to be a joke the Phillies will be in the NLCS it would I don’t know if they’ll win the NLCS that’s going to be a tough series the Dodgers are amazing I know the Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS most likely but they like the way the NL is set up I think they will be in the NLCS I I don’t know baseball’s so weird anything like good attitude Max there we go Max good that was your first test but I’m just like what are the chances like the Phillies make it to the World Series Dave’s like you can’t watch this game I know he wouldn’t say that he might say that you can’t You’re such bad vibes like you stink around no because yes you’re good for the for Content so having you on a stream watching the games is he’s gonna he’s probably not gonna even stream it that’s that’s true so you’re fine good point that’s a good point that’s a good point is it surviving bar stool is right around playoffs so maybe maybe he’ll watch it that’s a good point Han it’s beum in front of Smitty well no Smitty will be his punch like he as much as he dislikes me he hat 10x 10x R’s the real winner out of all this he wins everything but but also Max think about the positives what if they win it all he might give you he might rip you off a [ __ ] check I don’t think I think that it it’ll all be like I am the only one to get that that that City take credit for it that stin that stinky that stinky loser match Max Max needed Dave to save him yes the only way you can win is when I when I step in front and then he’s also going to say I’m the only one that believed in Nick FES I’m the only one that believed in his Phillies team I’m the biggest Phillies fan here correct and so if they lose it’ll all be my fault if they win it’ll only be because of D yeah true it’s yeah it’s not a great situation to be in you’ll find your way through yeah yeah it’ll be fun you’ve got good instincts all right my my cool throw is uh St blue coffee cuz we have new two new flavors do you have necklaces we don’t but we can actually work on that I’ll try to get you a necklace blueberry muffin delicious cold brew new flavor two new flavors blueberry muffin this one if you put a little milk in it unlocks the entire flavor and then we have cinnamon sugar donut uh cold brew super easy to make throw two pouches in a pitcher you got to send some that the booger yes oh good call cuz he he he loves coffee so he can’t resist i’ be like you’re eating Donuts dude so the cinnamon sugar duts very good uh yeah put them put them in your pitch throw it in your fridge you have it for the whole week uh go by right now help some dogs as well uh all right do we have anything else before we get into will and then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds in the other end congrats to Tennessee Tennessee baseball won the College World Series that’s a team TOS are back they they I feel like the last few years have been climbing the hill climbing the mountain where they’ve stumbled they’ve had some pretty sad uh you know losses I think they didn’t even did they not make Omaha like a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams either way they were dominant all year they were the number one team they even lost the first game just to make it a little interesting five consecutive national championships for the SEC big time you saw the conference fans come out last night yes SEC we did it again yes um that just I mean there’s like half the country doesn’t a lot of the country doesn’t have baseball but yeah SEC yeah but SEC uh but yeah congrats Tennessee VA for Life Payton said this is uh just the start he said we’re we’re going to start winning in everything I mean football may they might be pretty good in football they’ve got a great quarterback but in basketball I felt like this was the year yeah yeah but it’s okay you won a national championship you won a national title Flags fly forever uh okay so we have Will Compton and then 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the entire beer games would you guys get sued I don’t think so P I think it’s more would be a shame I think it’s more of like titling like we can’t title it that because it’s the year what if I titled all of my tweets and everything I think you’re okay to do that what if we were shirts during the Beer Olympics that just had the Olympic logo except it was just beer mugs I still think that that’s okay I don’t know how crazy they are like you know what I mean I don’t know if it’s like you can’t even tweet Super Bowl what if I paid jp1 two or three to title the video Beer Olympics they wouldn’t do that everyone’s got a price they do but I I would I would think that they would say hey we’re getting offered this amount of money change the title what if I off can you match it what if I offered him so much money I was like the only condition is you can’t tell them they’d probably do it okay all right what if we just these are just shames that we’re saying are shames that would be a shame shame shame do you guys have a meme guy yeah what if we hired Your Meme guy I mean he probably he’d probably be like I I my dream was to work for part of my take what if whatever I was going say like think uh they would think about it but I would assume my heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave busing to go to part of might take how much would you take like for our memes guy for your memes guy what would the trade look like there I don’t know I don’t know what all the uh memes guy does is he is he a five tool athlete our memes guy yeah lacrosse college lacrosse player yeah okay he is on a pip though what else can he do outside of the the memes not a whole lot take care of a turtle does he does he what does he do structurally or operationally for you guys he getss very mad at Italian reporters mhm okay yeah um is he a good VI Good Vibes gu oh no definitely not the opposite of Good Vibes if you take You’ probably have to offer you’d have to offer memes and money to go with this package to get yeah we’d have to throw in a pick yeah cuz our guys are good vibes guys pick yeah we we don’t we Max is our only Good Vibes guy Hank and memes are both just bad vibes all the time and they hate each other too yeah they they they’re they make each other worse they’re oil and water and and just just bring all of our Vibes down constantly I’m great Vibes oh yeah oh this is eight hours after you won a title weird how that works will knows I think I think uh you have moments of being a good vibes guy yeah a lot of time from the outside looking in it seems like you’re just like all right another [ __ ] day another [ __ ] day around these boys wi Hank wins a championship he’s a great Vibes guy um and it does happen fre enough to him that he you know that’s like once every 5 years we get a great day of Hank happening Hank skipped into work today at like 8:30 in the morning I saw him in the parking lot I was like what is going on right now you know you know how miny gets here like early and he just walks around hoping that you know someone will have a conversation with him Hank did that this morning Hank was part miny this morning just wandering around the office being like you guys want to talk to me about anything want to talk about the Celtics want to say anything to me all right so so to set set the stage of what we’re doing here so like I said when people listen to this they’ll already know that we’re in beer games uh we can go through there was a lot of lot of lot of history back and forth but uh at the end of the day we’re happy that we’re going to be competing in beer games we also are going to do at the end of this EP or interview Max has a concussion test for us that he’s going to administer to us after beer games that we’re going to run on Wednesday’s episode so the end of the show after this interview will be us drunk after beer games okay but we are happy that we’re back in um it man did it was it a road and it’s a surprise like no one else besides you and Taylor know that we’re back in we’re excited we have a big people have seen it by now but we have a big body armor truck we’re coming in we wanted to we want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin it’s an incredible idea to to bring it all back because it was bad we personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship yes yes because uh I mean how would you how would you describe the beer games uh scheduling the scheduling yes from which angle cuz there there there’s multiple angles okay and what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles and then I get you guys divide and conquer me and then I I can’t talk about one sole thing because a lot of things happened I have no alterior motive here sounds like you’re just worried about no no I’m just saying you guys are really good I just got to be on my I I got to be on my stuff your word we’re going to divide and conquer yourself yes yeah it’s only you here right now I know but it’s it’s an intimidating Factor I’m sitting here the couch is lower than your guys’ desk you guys are kind of two onone talking down to me okay so so let’s start with you said said that there’s multiple angles let’s start with one that is that makes you look the best okay how did the scheduling makes us look the best yeah yeah even even this isn’t going to be good yeah no it’s not going to be good uh because I’m only able to talk about from my from my lens and my angle yeah the scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there so last year the the couple years we’ve done the beer games we’ve had them on the the week that mini camp gets over after tight end you CU George does tight end you right after mini camp is George going to be competing in beer games no he’ll be a referee now that this is coming now now that this is coming out on Wednesday no like the the boy he’s he’s he’s nursing a lot he’s nursing some uh I don’t want to say all of his stuff okay all right this is this is faze me after mini campus faas me then you report to offseason you report to the uh training camp later yeah yeah did you ever come close to getting arrested during faze me I don’t even know what you’re referring to F me is what happens after the OTAs and then all the players are kind of left to the M so the Jets call it phase me where you work on yourself and then you come back for training camp it’s when all it’s when when it’s like the only thing that can happen in this period of time between mini camp and training camp is bad never got arrested there’s in between fa anything close no okay it was always you know I had to make the team every year yeah that’s true so it’s not like I can go on any trips miss any days of so fa me wasn’t even fun for you f yeah fa me wasn’t fun for me it was more like anxiety like damn it’s coming it’s coming how you going about this year if you have an injury if you’re or whatever I don’t know what KD’s dealing with but if you’re recovering from something probably not the best look to be just like chugging beers with and and like when can’t make the club in the pub when you’re that committed to ball which George is like you just think of it as you put alcohol in your body inflammation like would this be good for me I need to start dialing in you start that anxiety is like there yeah okay so so back to the scheduling part so so the scheduling part having it the times that we we that we’ve had it in June going into this year during the Super Bowl week mhm I’m starting to learn that it’s on the exact same time as the Dozen when you say I’m starting to learn what you’re actually saying is you told me the date and I said that is already scheduled corre dozen correct okay cuz you kind of went that was a gloss over of I’m starting to learn okay I learned at the Super Bowl week that the Dozen trivia tournament H was happening at the exact same time the bigat yeah which is the whole compan which is the whole company I’m starting to learn I’m starting madew Jeff and I get on the phone and he’s like I can schedule your games like it was like Sunday um it was basically like the Tuesday Wednesday that’s open like how I’m going back for tight andu at this point tomorrow yeah we tight you because we were invited to tight U but we can’t because of the Dozen right but you could have won on Wednesday no we could we can’t playes got a game Hank has a game yeah a game what do you mean match we’re playing in trivia right I was listen listen hang on this is it this is it this is what I’m saying you start getting ripped apart here yeah you moved beer games to the week that the dozen was the Dozen then moved the week that that is that is where it’s all I we didn’t move the beer games so the week of the Dozen Beer Olympics sorry the Beer Olympics we didn’t move it we just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same exact week okay okay I’m on the phone with Jeff we’re figuring out hey I can play you on Sunday Monday let’s say you go out to do uh beer games Tuesday if you guys win you’ll have to be back for the Final Four like we’re working it out just between us two and um so that it was step one as we’re starting to capture some some [ __ ] from like hey you’re scheduling this same day yeah that’s where it started six months that’s where it started there’s also there’s other people that would be competing in in the Beer Olympics that also had to do the Dozen though right that’s the thing correct so they they could schedule the booze ponies out my myself I was thinking like after we had the uh success that we had with the Beer Olympics last year you guys wanted to participate and we’re kind of sitting back like yeah we need to get we need to welcome the cats that want to that want to play cuz the first year we did it it was just o linan it was the Titans o line we had a good time we’re like how can we make it bigger this year and it just like Bert and Shane were in and it kind of all worked out and then you saw the you saw the reaction on social media Dan wanted to be in like the boys wanted to be in it’s like yeah how do we make this thing even bigger yep and um at that point during Super Bowl week we also sat down with Jason Kelce yeah and we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day day we could do it on that week cuz at that point it was on Wednesday yeah and he was like and for everybody to learn too when their beer Bowl came out it kind of seemed like they were cucking us or making that thing up which but they’ve been doing it for years they were but Jason was like hey we have the beer bow that we do and we do those for two days we do that on Wednesday Thursday if you guys moved it to Tuesday up a day y we can make it all work cuz Travis really wants to do this I can’t leave him hanging like we’re we want to do the uh the Beer Olympics we build the whole Beer Olympics yes Bert Shane Kelsey and then obviously you want to get the returning Champs George and which at that point George was he was down to do it but he’s like I just kind of gotta see how the offseason unfolds at this point in the story yeah Will is thinking and I’ve heard this from multiple reports so the Beer Olympics are are scheduled we’ve moved the Dozen the Kelsey are in there was a point and this is going to shock people because what every everything that’s transpired since with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything I’ve heard from multiple reports that will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was going to come to the Beer Olympics oh my God he thought there was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the beer o you never know I think there’s I think there’s you never know I think there’s still a chance she might show up where that’s where we came from that was where that was the height well the 30% chance of Taylor Swift like when Dave was Now Dave com Dave was down to do the beer games like a 10 because we were GNA have him be your partner yeah and he was on board at first until he wasn’t and then when he really wasn’t on board he was like you could get me back if uh you get Taylor Swift there right okay so we’re like okay there’s a shot kind of Diva Dave yeah yeah there’s a shot in the dark that we can get that we can get DP at the game I mean you could always just get uh well who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift Miss peaches yeah get Miss peaches to compete in the Beer Olympics that would get some [ __ ] that would get some traction might be bigger than Taylor Swift so all right so so so you’re set and then you got all these guys and then one by one they just start dropping out yes the whole thing that week that week when it it the the antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want barel personalities to do it yeah and that way it was collap that was where it was like you know you’re kind of you’re kind of hitting heads because they’re you guys are you know first and foremost with the Dozen and so I was like damn how are we going to Pivot from this the next week is when we had we basically got on the phone with bar stool like the sales team you demanded 40 people time out there there’s a lot of BS in that okay we got on the phone and you know how it works like they’re they’re starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event and everything else as we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas because over the last year we’ve built a good reputation or a good relationship with Red Rocks yeah Taylor brought up the uh the Vegas idea and it was kind of like you know Red Rocks having the hotel and casino you have everything in house you don’t have to worry about guys uh like uh uh you don’t have to worry about Transportation food drink everything is right there nobody has to leave chaos yeah tunnel of chaos Vegas kind of hosts itself you don’t have to worry about getting everybody there like hey make sure you don’t drive yeah it’s going to be a movie it’s going to be a movie like all of that with the talent that we had committed at the time it felt like it made more sense because last year we doing a bubble like the NBA bubble in red yeah so this was the peak this the peak was we had we had Vegas we had the venue we had Shane Gillis we had Bert we had the Kelsey Brothers we had 40 people will demanded from bar stool doing a movie this was at at this point this was the biggest thing that’s basically ever been created correct and then that year as the year unfolded McGregor Chandler gets announced for that oh my God so he probably would have come by jelly roll yeah jelly roll he was throwing he was doing a concert there yeah so it’s all perfect and then perfect so I do want to go to the part where all resour like this budget resources get poured into busing with the that’s not we don’t need that that is important that is important that’s not important that is important um because we said this the the vision of it all and then they’re like all right we’re going to take this to sales it seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year so we’re fired up the next phone call is when we get told hey this could be uh this is an awesome deal this could be a tent pole event bar still we want to get behind this more so what what do you guys think about the idea of Rob because we brought up Rob in the first one like it would be sick to have uh a highlevel production team because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout the games like it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from Shane’s team from your guys’s team kind of see all the different it’s like inseason hard knocks for the AFC North kind kind of bring like a reality element to it that kind of different perspec movie and they’re like what would you think of our uh they’re like we can have we can put Rob’s team on this love it Rob’s one of the the guys here he’s a production guy he does commercials that we do yeah yeah surviving that uh that barcel put together last year and my first question was what about uh the Dozen and Jeff and the response was Jeff’s going to have to move the Dozen oh and he boxed him out and I literally said can I please call him because oh wow this sucks wow that’s so this is a nice so so you did call him cuz you didn’t call us when you kicked us out of the beer games okay yeah yes which which we we’ll get to that how did Jeff take that call uh they didn’t they were like you can’t tell him yet we will tell him when he needs to know and I was like I did I truly felt like this sucks like this is not this but doesn’t everything’s goingon to have to get moved and then and then we also get told that there’s going to be a $300,000 budget put behind this wow so we’re we’re like we’re obviously fired up that that bar still wants to buy into this because years past it’s like we’re doing the contractors we we kind of operate solo bar s does all the sales like we kind of have to figure out our own way Make It Sick and when barol Buys in like that we’re like oh this is awesome like this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be and all the unfolding of it gets move for dozen you kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it cuz it does suck but it’s like what do you do what do you do and then unfortunately what a shame Travis backs out oh no we get the call built the whole thing around that was like God damn it dude like this is going to start looking like even more shitty because we’ve already taken we’ve already had to move the the Dozen which sucked and then Bert drops out oh then Shane’s kind of playing the up in the air game where he’s kind of like joking on you that he’s not doing it but I kind of out a call him I was like bro I we have to know if you’re going to do this because we got to lock in what names are on like this is getting sold at a higher level like this there’s more going into this this year to where they need to know names beforehand like it’s it’s beyond us it’s beyond bger it’s bigger than us and he’s like yeah I’m gonna go blah blah blah we go to a show he’s like I’ll be there then he gets a an awesome deal with Bud Light where he’s got to shoot a commercial so he’s like got to do it you have to understand that he has if you isolate the uh if you isolate the situation you’re like we get it but collectively this is going to be an avalanche on us you almost made it too big right Olympics too big it got beyond your control you’re like Oppenheimer yeah we couldn’t control it which it was like Taylor I is the first time we’ve actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance shouldn’t do that and it bit Us in the ass so all all four of those the four biggest teams George is like hey I can’t swing it uh cmc’s also has a wedding that week that he’s like I’m going to go it just be hard to swing everything but even if you have if Travis drops out Jason is still huge right Jason’s going to be there which I’m pumped about cuz that guy would he’s not going to skip to do like what’s he going to do like he’s drinking beer that weekend right yeah he’s drinking beer the entire week at believe right so all right so so all of that falls through Y what part of the story we at now we’re at Dave point we we missed we missed one one little piece which piece you know a piece okay now as each person falls out I’m on the yak as this stuff is happening like we’re embracing it the best way we can but there’s never any conversation about like pivoting it was like Hey if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don’t need them on you know who could we take them off of and we’re kind of naming those teams and then we’re kind of thinking let’s not try to build it back to 16 teams let’s keep it at 12 so we don’t stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big time stressor for the effort and everything going into it and Dave is a hard out he’s [ __ ] on it every week it’s on the unnamed show every week you guys are running your your bits on on part of my take but at that point no it wasn’t a bit we said it would be a shame it would be a shame if this happened but it’s Talk part of that doesn’t would it not have been a shame it’s a yeah it’s a yeah we’re all having fun jokes no that’s not a joke it would have been a shame yeah here’s the thing I don’t want you to take any of that personally because I was always here here’s what my thought was the whole time I was always pumped about the actual beer games correct I I was looking so forward to it I love drinking beers with the boys I love beers I still like beers I’m like I’m like Kavanaugh I like beer sir I enjoy beer um the travel part was always tough and then also it’s just so fun to cancel plans right it’s so fun you know it is right like have you ever canceled a good plan and then you’re like this feels great PFT also you’re right and and here’s where here’s where I’ll I’ll I’ll throw you something because you’re missing one you were you were also being like hey why don’t you guys move it well well you’re still missing the one thing I would like to address so here here was and PFT is right I always wanted to compete yeah the actual beer games was awesome the one piece that you’re missing Taylor went to Mexico will and I had a conversation will told me the beer games were on Monday no that was Wednesday I said the 26 no you said Monday we I have the clip we had this conversation he said it was Monday the the whatever it is what’s that the 23rd or no the 24 I could have easily said 26 Monday so he told me it was Monday or 25th I always wanted to go out to the sphere to see The Grateful Dead okay and that’s that weekend right before corre they’ve been playing like for a bunch of weekends okay so I was going to go at some point in this run you told me the beer games of Beer Olympics excuse me was that Monday I said perfect I will go to the sphere on that weekend and then we can the boys can come out Sunday we’ll do one podcast and then we’ll do the Beer Olympics on Monday need the list so you’re like hey what’s the list so we can made a whole yeah made a yeah we were going to a bunch of people made a whole vacation around it Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes what is Will talking about the beer games are on the Beer Olympics are on Tuesday so now I’m going to Vegas I’m making all the part of my take guys come out Sunday because we record on Sunday nights and then we’re so we’re now it now went from a two-day trip to they have to come Sunday do nothing Monday because everyone dropped out we have no interviews to do beer games Beer Olympics Tuesday fly back Wednesday so now it’s a 4day thing that because you just told me the wrong date yeah and I scheduled a whole vacation around it yes you did you guys had that was where I was like you guys because I feel like too when I was saying like it’s on Monday it’s like when all of it was happening we moved it you know we’re busting each other’s balls and stuff it’s like at least the relief is that it’s right after the weekend yeah you had the vacation set up you had the business part of it set up it’s like okay this is this is a good some good optimism to wrap around so that was my whole problem was that draft night we learned learn hang hang on it’s the wrong date yeah and I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th and uh so that was where I was like this now has become a 4-day commitment for me where we can’t even do work we can’t even interview anyone right so that’s where I started to be like I really don’t want to go again I want to play in the beer games but I don’t want to be in Vegas for 4 days doing absolutely nothing right that was the shame now the way you explain it right now being in Vegas for 4 days with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun but we would also middle of the summer we would not be on the Strip we’d be at Red Rocks yeah with no interview chaos imagine how much money I mean we would be finding Stu so that’s where I was like will kind of [ __ ] me here CU he his his brain can’t even say the correct date right right but the joking that light that lightness of committed I hate this I don’t want to go is where as it all unfolded the week that it unfolded where it blows up we get resources pulled from us and everything else we had to make a move well I I I want to give you credit I want to give you credit and I I did apologize I probably shouldn’t have uh complained as much as I did although again it was because you told me the wrong date uh time out May I say may I throw another Wrinkle in there what the week before you contined to complain correct you shot me a nice late night text that was like hey no more jokes all in let’s make this fun no more busting but still was also and I even responded I said I’m glad you said that cuz I was starting to lose the positive vibe because week in and week out you got Dave’s being Dave like he’s cancel it blah blah blah I’m truly thinking this is all in the the spirit of like Dave’s just doing his thing and then Dan’s complaining and then as he’s the part where it it gets gray it got gray for me I’ll speak for myself is like real [ __ ] was like stressing us out about it and the guy like the guys who were involved and needed it cuz you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had and it’s like you needed more allyship versus like Hey we’re committed the whole time you were committed but you weren’t allies we were we W I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and all the [ __ ] you guys were juggling behind the scenes with sponsorship that does sound like a pain in the ass so if that if that made things like a little bit more stressful I I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that at the same time it was just fun to just constantly like taunt that you guys are doing your thing which was fun was and I didn’t communicate well cuz what did happen in between me saying all right no more jokes I’m all in was we got offer Joe burrow and we had to say no because we were going to be in Vegas for 4 days and I was like well now this sucks even more which when we were talking through it it’s like see you saying that like I it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn’t work out because when it unfolded and got and all the resources got pulled like mind you all the every the budget and all the resources that were poured into it every week on Thursday there’s a production meeting about making progress strategizing how we going to do this how we going to do that and never once like we thought about cutting cameras but never once was there hey we got to pull the plug on this or there was a heads up about strategizing I’m just thinking Dave doing Dave saying cancel it you guys are at the horse races yeah I’m just thinking like he’s doing it in content because there’s no real actual conversation being had I wanted all I wanted was it to get moved to Nashville that’s literally all I wanted I was begging for it for like a month and then you guys I got to give you credit you pulled an incredible move you kicked us out of beer games yeah and Bas people were dropping out then we kicked out our next biggest guy you kicked us out and and you did it was like I honestly tipped my cap because you kicked us out and then at the end of the video said Owen we’re moving to Nashville which is all we ever wanted and if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville we would have been like yes we’re all in which obviously we’re all in because we’re coming to Nashville but you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative and now we’re not down for the boys it was Master Class Master Class move doing it I was like I even remember saying like I’m telling you should we let them in on this because no you did not I know I know cuz even the drive home I remember we were on the phone and you’re kind hey how’s the day going I was like bro it’s it’s shitty I was like we legitimately like got everything pulled from us like suddenly obviously I knew Dave wanted us to cancel it and I was playing like you know I’m can’t go out like that leonitis 300 and it’s all text Exchange Rico’s tweeting from his burner yeah soing how like all this ultimately is bringing attention to it how do we continue to like hey jelly rolls on the Rocks we’re taking blows we’re bleeding out how do we kind of keep all the attention because we can’t beat Dave at this game like he’s going to do his thing about it and then you’re like let’s throw part my take in front of the Cannons when he when he pulled it and seriously da he there’s no there was no inkling about it like we’re not getting on the phone he’s not like hey this we legitimately we’re throwing way too much behind this like let’s think of different options which is all like you think back that’s what I was upset about it’s like bro you just pulled this and you had other people tell us fair and it totally then Dan I get a text like hey can you come on the ACT I’m thinking because when I think barcal I think Dan Dave like they all know what’s happening I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella Blue golf event so I and that was bad communication you thought I was basically [ __ ] with you when I literally likey another bad thing happened and I’m thinking I can’t put on the joke face right now because I’m legitimately enraged that all of this is is just going to [ __ ] and then our our next message from Dave was hey talked about the Beer Olympics on the rundown all positive stuff or or nothing too bad all positive spin is what he said so that night I’m listening to The Rundown and it’s just Dave [ __ ] on it heavy and Dan still going complaining about oh I hate this I don’t want to go it’s in Vegas if they would just move it to Chicago like I I hate having to do this and so we had to kind of make the move that we made because I wanted to tell you so bad about the C that we had coming out I was like you just have to watch I you know what cuz I couldn’t let you get ahead of it you would have masterminded the only mistake I made and I I’m I’m so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday your Tuesday you guys release your podcast and you’re like in the morning I released the clip top here’s your guys’ out we’re like here’s the out for part of my take they can they can drop out no hard feelings I woke up at 6:30 in the morning saw that clip and I hadn’t talked to any of the guys and I almost quot tweeted and said great thank you so much we’re out and I wish I had because before before we could quit you fired us yeah cuz I I was sitting back I was like kind of like how’s big gonna play this or respond to it you had your coffee meme up but nothing really and then the yak clip came out yeah he flipped it on us kind of like oh you know you guys can back out now and and somebody was like so are you going to are you going to back out are you going to go and you’re like well we had the top quarterback if we Salvage that interview we’re going to back out if not we’re going to stay in it and that was the the moment to be like hey we laid out the ground rules of you we want you in or out we have to make this move to continue to like bring attention to it and so we did that pressure and and yeah it was a great move so uh the real reason we brought you on today will is uh we’re actually not going to be up your Olympics and we’re [ __ ] with you and no no no we’re going just go go with for like 5 seconds he had it oh f it so hard you [ __ ] had me cuz big because I’m still nervous that they’re going to do that to us no that’s why I did it right now so they couldn’t so when Big Cat and I are talking through this because because I’m very nervous we’re going to show up and they’re like no you’re not in I’m gonna I’ll be mad so just all cards on the table like as was as this was happening and me and big cat messaged back and forth because we didn’t let you guys in on the joke and at that point it was all the content stuff that was happening like I was I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had the way it did and because the joking is like you can play with the jokes and everything else but when big cat was messaging me about it I was just basically like hey Dan I’m going to be completely honest like it got to the point to where I didn’t know what was content and what was real yeah and we were kind of our backs were against the wall and we had to if we just continue to embrace and we’re at the mercy of everybody’s jokes we just look like [ __ ] we had to like stand up and do something yeah so like to that I forget like I forget where I was going but ultimately if you guys did do that joke that would be [ __ ] hilarious but I was basically just telling Dan like at that point if we can do anything to salvage it that would be sick um we always wanted I fully get why you felt the reaction that way why we did what we did like it started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were [ __ ] bleeding it I think it’s going to be a blast and it was always just about the travel and we salvaged the burrow which is great everybody won everyone won cuz we knew that the hey we’re moving him back the national part would hurt what’s that Burrow’s not gonna be out yet during this interview no I know but I I we we could say that we’re GNA interview burrow okay because I actually no I said it I said because no one knows we’re going to Beer Olympics but we’re going to be out of the office for two days so I said it on the ACT I was like oh we’re going to interview bur that will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days we can cut this part but we just wanted to make sure that keep this in okay it’s all kayab go off in the comments I have one I have one important question okay um and this is a real question how are you so everything worked out in the end we’re very I think PF and I are gonna win the Beer Olympics by the way I feel like if this was if this was six years ago seven years ago I’m concerned P father time you know father time is undefeated and we’re going to take acid I’ve been training I’ve been training for the Beer Olympics uh trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take what sort of pregame substances are you allowed to puke I think this year you’re not going to be allowed to because there there were some things rule wise last year that happened people were puking and then they able to like puke and rally yeah I’m I’m a I’m like one of the all-time greatest puke and rally guys you’re going to take uh what charcoal Char activated charcoal activated charcoal I’ve got zbiotics I’m going to rip some of those so you can’t PUK CU my thing is like I always get full I don’t think we I don’t think you can puke I think what if you’re able to do it without anyone seeing I mean then you would pull it off so so what are the events uh you’ll start with a we’ll start with like a boot Chu so it’ll be three beers that’s good that’s a puke and that is is just to basically seed the first tournament okay so three beers for each person or three beers three beers for you and you and Dan will sit there you’ll both will do the boot Chuck and you’ll take the average of your two times okay so I have we both have to drink three be we both have to drink three beer truck all right I’m out start it off we’re out that’s a lot of beer right to start there’s some big boys and that’s the smallest kind of uh scoring scale and that’s just to seed the first tournament oh so we might throw that one cuz I don’t care if we get I don’t care if we get a bad seed no if we get a bad seed we’re going to go against the best boot chug but there’ll be they’ll be no but now you get into the games yeah yeah yeah but if we go it’s what’s the first game first game is flip cup best best of five matches or best of three matches I thought it was okay so you have a few cups you do you do flip cup yeah you do flip cup if you win the first round you got to win two out of three rounds okay all right and that’s the first tournament and if go you’ll get scored by how far you go if we lose flip cup we’re out yeah oh God damn it we no you’re not out of the games you’re out of that tournament got it it’s all single elimination okay all right got it you play a championship You’ll Play for third and fourth and then you’ll get points based on okay all right cuz I don’t want to be out the the worst thing would be we show up we’re out in 30 minutes yeah no doubt no doubt and we talked about that we’re like we can’t have teams show up for this entire thing and then they’re out within like one round right then the second round is going to be beer pong but it’s going to be that was our longest event last year at 10 cup we’re going to move it down to six cup okay so we’re going to do beer pong and you’re you’re Seated on that tournament based on the collective of flip cup and the beer Chu got it and so we’ll play beer pong that tournament will happen that’s when the first round of cuts will happen we’ll go from 16 down to 12 and then the third round is going to be beer ball that’s the one where we’re going to get in a fight that’s that’s the one where it started to get a little what is that Civil War uh I think so you have a you have a beer on each corner of the uh the table and you try to throw the Ping bom ball and if you hit the if you hit the beer can your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging the defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring and touch the table once they touch the table your partner has to stop chugging and it’s first one to finish their beer it’s first one to finish both beers both teams so say say PFT chugs all of his then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your beard got it okay that’s a fun game that’s a really fun game okay that’s that’s a full contact game yeah that’s a full contact game so we’ll basically have the Chug three tournaments and then after that there’ll be four teams who compete in the final like relay and there’s going to be like one element of each game in the final relay to take home the whole thing and you factored it up I think it’s like less than 15 beers we’re going to get get back to in a second he’s brought to you by Facebook everyone should explore their interest if you do it on Facebook there’s a world of possibilities that open up to you when you tap into the people and the products on the platform with Facebook reals you can discover so many sports tips and tricks that can seriously up your game I’ve been getting into car mechanics on Facebook reels trying to learn some tips and tricks on how to fix a carburetor also on Facebook reels been really big into watching powerwashing videos very satisfying first and foremost is the people 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48 hours but then as everything’s unfolded as we had our communication as well you know we had the unnamed show which you know we’re sitting there it’s like yeah we’re sitting there actually arguing but in like you know you’re you know you’re gonna argue and go toes with Dave and then after that you know Dave’s doing his thing like Dave just he he’s a mastermind content guy and then as you get more removed you’re like it doesn’t come back to Nashville because there there’s like parts of us that like man why did we move it from Nashville but you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger how do we make it better are we have had our relationship that we kind of grew with Red Rocks once that whole all-in-one stop got put in the mix for like doing it in Vegas it felt like it made sense to us but now that it’s all coming back around and this is what’s best for it it’s like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us and ultimately barol we all win there because the very first reaction when it happened was like [ __ ] bar how do we how do how do we replace every element of barcel in the beer games right now because when uh and then you realize you just enough people yeah when the when the crew told us like when the production team and the other people told us I was like boiling inside and I said so let me just be clear you guys are pulling absolutely all help in this like we get no more use of you guys and they’re like that’s correct and then they’re like if you need some editing help on the back end we can put an intern or two on and I just interrupted I said we don’t want your guys’ help anymore we will do this on our own we get off the phone and at that point it was like how do you replace everything barel because that had really that had really pissed us off so there was real anger there was realer there was real anger but now that’s why like the yak thing like that’s why the like how do we think about this because we have to start spinning it because this is just not going our way whatsoever is there simmering anger though like when you guys I don’t know when your guys contract is up but like is there gonna is there going to be like what you guys did game oh so in February in my brain I’m thinking why would you make this move when like it’s like you you don’t want any fractures going into this because we love barcel we we feel like barcel loves us like we’ve always had a great partnership but in my brain it’s like separating all things and Dave being like Oh you need me to call you blah I’m just thinking like bro like there’s just there’s so many factors that go into this that it’s like it did not have to go down this way so are so are you are we back to we’re we’re get yeah we’re get we’re back we’re climbing out because again we’ve had our conversations you guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now no we are I’m very excited we’re very excited and it’s like maybe in that as we were thinking about do we replace everybody and then I was like man I really don’t want to should not we should not go we should not go right because where Dave and Dan started to we be a shame we’ll be we’re going to go we’re going to go but it it would be a shame if if we can’t you know what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer the beer Burgers just sabotaged the entire thing yeah I cuz I was thinking that weekend release the Vlog like the next day get everything out before we can do I can’t believe they fell for it I was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine Olympics and just completely cucking you guys Max told me no because he’s a big wet blanket and he’s like no there’s there’s legal liabilities in that uh but I feel like there’s some spin-off possib like you should do the the Winter Olympics but maybe for maybe for weed cigarette Olympics slop ski olymp olymp the Winter Olympics yeah but we’re excited this has all worked out it it did get tumultuous for a minute yeah cuz because then it was like you know the vibe was the way you and Dave were going is like man it Dave’s like nobody wants to go to this blah blah blah and then when I’m get when some people are like hey is this still happening or not I’m like I just when I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville it’s like when I was reaching out to the bar people who were involved like the moves because Dave pitched us moves we start talking about moves moves and then he runs the joke this is becoming a bar stool and I’m thinking I thought you were wanting us to like we start adding elements of bar stool they have influence they have P good personalities that embody the beer games but Dana’s like no I like people who wanted to go it’s like do we take this out on them that they don’t want to go or do we try and embrace the fact that hey these Barcelo people want to go which helps give a middle finger a little bit to Dave but now that it’s all coming full circle yeah it’s like the boys will come together it’s like hey we were stupid we hug it out we have a great time all of BARC still wins Dave he spun it to where he’s rooting for bar still incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it yeah and it all comes back around and we all win yes I’m I’m very excited about it and I do I do apologize cuz I did not know of like the details and the back Channel stuff that was probably very frustrating when you’re dealing with you know production meetings and all of a sudden you don’t have any help that was a big headache for you I was just busting balls all I have apologize because you did tell me the wrong date I know I know and I know that stuff kind of like whether it festers or not it subconsciously go comes out in the jokes but it was like the moment I saw Max tripping it I was like we have to [ __ ] do something he’s like is he gonna cancel I’m like watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded I see Max and then D or Dan’s like hey you might be on it I kind of wait a few minutes and I text Dan and I’m like hey you think Max would be able to participate listening to their stream but wait did Max save Beer Olympics yeah he said next man up mentality which I was fired up to see online max down cuz ultimately all we wanted to see from our from you guys was just like we needed somebody to get on our side of so many beers it’s going to be [ __ ] awesome I’m ready I’m going to train this weekend yeah yeah it’s going to be awesome all right so uh yeah we’re excited This Moment’s going to be great do you think there’s a chance Dave comes I think that there’s a chance I think so too I think there’s a chance there’s at this point anybody Taylor Swift could come oh she’s got 20% maybe Travis shows up but he brings Taylor Swift who are we who are we most nervous about competing against who’s the who’s the odds on favorite I don’t know we started making calls and trying to get I think we’re have overc commits right now for teams Tetro is coming yep I don’t know how he is he’s a he’s a bro ber will be with Leanne but Bert’s not a ber he can’t compete in he’s on yeah yeah he can’t compete in the games it’s probably going to be like an o line team yeah like Jordan ruse we win this whole thing pftd it might be the sweetest championship of all time you know what I listen I’m very very much looking forward to it I’m starting to think though that in the spirit of uh of competition sometimes you have to know your limitations right yeah and be realistic about yourself I don’t have a great ability to chug I can drink a lot of beer I can drink I could probably sit down over over the course of a day and put away 20 about 20 beers if I had to I Dr big but you know who can really open their throat up is Hank Hank we’ve seen that on video uh no [ __ ] that I’m going to compete I’m going to compete and we’re and we’re going to we’re going to surprise some people I think yeah can you chug oh yeah obviously Taylor is insane like I’m not the best I can chug faster than Taylor no yeah he does the Tom Brady can can does he go against Dana beers has he gone against Dana beers yeah last year yeah who won Taylor all right well I beat Danny beers too hey if you can compete with Taylor in my truly in my brain I’m like is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor three beers is a lot though that he put it down in like 3.8 seconds the three beers the the boot yeah okay that I can’t one beard it’s insane bro it is insane what this man can do I think I got 12 seconds so it but the thing you got 12 seconds on three beers yeah damn with a three beard chug it doesn’t really matter it’s just receding so right it’s the low it’s just to get the first tournament SE yeah and and then you play flip cup so yeah so I might I might abstain yeah because we can beat anyone flip cup yeah and it’s like the point system like everybody gets a point in the Chug just because if there was a tie sort of at the end there’s like the one point differential that kind of decides it from the Chug cuz I’m calling it right now if I matter it doesn’t matter the most I’m definitely puking I’m going to puke from from those three beers at once yeah that should be allowed yeah that’s the thing though if you’re sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the Chug then that like that’s where you get hey you wakes me up you get disqualified sming you got to be able to hold it down yeah smelling if I puke I feel alive yeah best you got you got to hold your puke yeah I don’t know what the puke rules are going to be this year I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn’t necessarily care I’m just thinking what it’s the next game like yeah they should still be able to play but people get are people get pretty worked up over the very the smallest details of beer drinking games yeah yeah I I do have a question for you real question football question okay are you officially officially retired yeah yeah like there’s no chance no chance you get a call from the Steelers this year no I think that would just be our group chat having a good time does it bother you that uh you played for nine plus years in 10 years in the NFL and like people think you have like hundreds of millions of dollars and you’re like yeah dude like I like I played in the NFL like I wasn’t it’s not the NBA yeah yeah you’re not getting like that [ __ ] you money public so you can looked that up but people like treat you like you you know cuz you think professional athlete for 10 years you’re like oh [ __ ] he’s you you automatically have that this guy’s a millionaire label for the rest of time right it’s crazy oh feel bad for these millionaires we need to do like more awareness that like you know guys who are at the end of the roster NFL like they’re they’re scratching obviously I’m not saying great money great money we’re not bitching we’re not bitching we’re not bitching but the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years like 50 million yeah you’re set pretty well right for life right so we should need to do a PSA will is not rich not set for life will is not set for life will is not financially we should do some commercials yeah have you seen this man don’t ask him for money not set for life yet as of right now as of right now is not set for life not set for life the ASPCA commercial with sir mclin in the background like former former linebackers behind fences like they need homes too yeah yeah make it yeah make it really sad what’s your pension though it’s got to be nice yeah you I think it’s like at 55 you start pulling from the pension and the reoccurring money every month is like almost seven Grand whoa okay solidad the NFL benefits are really good yeah 41k is maxed out all the cat plans are have been maxed out so so at 55 you’ll be making like 80 plus a year just off that yeah that’s nice I think so hoping that you know nothing goes to [ __ ] and you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like perfectly filled out too right yeah make sure you’re not that’s not your strong suit not my strong suit but delegate to elevate other people help other people help do that stuff for me other people help do that stuff for me do you think so you’re you’re about to be a father of two yeah um do you ever think about because I I think about this from that from time to time like doing something like the Beer Olympics like when our kids get older and they watch this I know I do think about it D puked off of flip cup but all yeah yeah Daddy but also like when they get like our age and they’re looking back at these videos like if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do be yo my dad just had the most fun at life yeah that’s true that’s a good point it’s like as you’re going through and then some people because they’re going to go through a phase where other people are joking like oh your dad blah blah blah and it’s probably going to suck for a minute but as you get as you get older you’re going to be like man that’s sick that my dad embraced that our dad’s embraced life the way that they did yeah there’s going to be a rough patch yeah teenage years I think it might it might lead more from jealous kids well and not not only that but like I I’ve thought a lot about like the talk that I’m going to have with my kids like you know be safe with drinking and drugs and all that stuff and they’re like but Dad yeah look at this footage what about when PFT said the cocaine Olympics dad you’re dad you’re putting this guy against up against the corner over a drinking game but what do you mean keep your composure yeah wait what’s this video of you puking with Taylor like while you wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a tank race why do you have Sting face paint just doing a case race don’t you think that would that would lead to like a bonding moment though like I think eventually with your kid when they’re when they’re looking at you and you’re like okay my dad’s kind of the same as I am like I I appreciate that for sure eventually but I’m saying like the like 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years like why aren’t you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos of you doing this especially if we’re still on social media doing content yeah that will be that will be a diff for the love of God you got to stop embarrassing me oh I you should you should do like senior Beer Olympics too like 40 years from now let’s do a reunion do all the same games just a bunch of old dudes and like strollers and uh and the the Walkers just getting [ __ ] hammered out there I I mean I was I was lucky enough my my dad when he gave me like the drinking drug talk he was just like no needles I was like Al everything else that was to your drug yeah he was just like those are hard drugs he’s like you’re going to experiment with other stuff like just be safe cuz like and it was the correct way to do it because if you’re if you’re a parent you’re like don’t do this don’t do this don’t smoke weed don’t do that then you just want to do it more yeah it’s like I came into it being like all right just be safe my parents were pretty strict like I I started drinking probably late Middle High like junior year of high school and you know you’re trying to do all this sneaky stuff because your parents would [ __ ] rear yeah my dad like there were some moments to where he’s like he’s taking his glasses off and he’s like you’re coming home son and I’m like we’re like running I’m like he’s chasing me around a coffee table and I’m like getting away like that I’m not going home cuz I’m just blacked out drunk and I’m like yo this dude’s about to just whoop my ass because at that point I had scholarship offers he’s like you’re going to ruin everything y yaad I didn’t smoke weed till I was 27 so I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do I feel like they did a good job in that respect yeah but sometimes I look back I’m like I wish I would have been a little had a little bit more fun yeah but my old man he was not like even when he caught me watching porn at a young age pop popups were popups were a thing right you know and uh my dad took me outside and he’s like hey step outside and there’s a funny story about him challenging me for the title that I’ve told on busting but he brought me outside and um he goes what’s this tits and ass galore.com and my jaw is like kind of quivering because I’m just terrified he’s like if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again I’m going to box your jaws in dude and I’m just thinking like God I blamed it on a friend oh my boy came and he was like he was just on the computer people and this is going to date us but I don’t think kids these days understand what we went through in the fact that like for my entire childhood we were a one computer house like we had one computer dial for the entire house so that means every single person is using that computer so if you’re watching porn which I did you’re use you’re like I’m I’m watching porn late at night and then my mom’s going to play Solitaire in the morning and it’s like that’s a [ __ ] risky proposition and until you learn the game like when your boys put you on hey you have to delete the history you got to delete the cookies you’re thinking what like they can just find all of this stuff on the one you don’t have your own phone to just kind of look at I remember when I got I I got like a the first time it like I got the malware and like the whole computer started and I just like turned it off and walked away and I was like I [ __ ] don’t know what to do trying to go to ti.com right now it looks like they that site no longer exist there was a go-to video I would hit there do you remember free ones this was before there was actual like porn videos you could watch it was just it was just pictures you could just search it was like uh it was it was almost like the Yellow Pages it was like a thousand names of chicks and you just click on it and there’s just picture galleries freew ones.com yeah yeah and then you were just at risk like you’re like searching then all of a sudden a popup comes up like who hang on a second and you’re just like playing a video game on the computer and you’re like oh [ __ ] I got to figure out how to get this out of here yeah we’re like don’t click on a video that’s like taking a real risk when you go to a video cuz first of all it’s probably not going to load yeah second of all that’s where all the popups come from so it was like stick to what you know the safe roads which are just you click on a picture and then you just see you just see a picture of boobs and then you just stare at that for like 5 Seconds put back but yeah the videos is where you used to get in trouble also just finding porn was so exhilarating when you were when it would be like in a park somewhere you’d like find a little magazine that somebody else had like hidden in some bushes can’t wait to tell the boys like guys you just hold up the magazine yeah the Pam Anderson Playboy the Sable Playboy was seminal moments the Pam Anderson video oh that was where I probably got my first malware yeah Tom Tommy Lee honking the honking the Horn of the boat with his massive piece like oh my God and it was soft when he was doing this yes bro crazy enormous crazy weapon Heather Brook EP throat.com ID [ __ ] that was I mean that was probably probably the best amateur porn video of all time dud we had to go I remember watching uh Howard Stern late at night cuz they would have the porn uh stars in studio they would blur it all out but you could at least listen to them like moaning and stuff I was like this is awesome or at least get to the girls going wild commercials that played yeah yeah in Brook Burke with e uh where she was just in a bikini all the time yeah the kids don’t know these days there’s a lot of work that went in Horn Cinemax remember when you I I I think we like accidentally got Cinemax they do like at midnight they would do the the softcore porn yep be [ __ ] each other’s Nikki Fritz Saturday nights HBO real sex real sex but they would never show a whole lot there was one episode where you had to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude and he’s like yeah I like to have these girls over there I just dump paint on them dude and they’re just fully clothed and this guy’s like getting off but you say pick the right one we you had to just wait for the right Saturday no there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was uh it was all about these women who made like full prosthetic like it was like dildos with with the guys like it was like dummies yeah and they would [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of them and they showed it and it was the great and you just be like I hope they run this episode again yeah and then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in like back to ESPN like kind of like laying there with a boner like curveball I remember I remember yanking it to uh uh get low the music video oh yeah oh oh dud the one or that song he was like I like the way you move what wasy yeah there was just thick Broad in there that I just song song was a pretty good one what was the Twister uh music video they had oh man it was they had some chicks in that one they just they knew how to move bro and you’re like hey there’s nothing on right now I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night yeah uh all right we I we have one last question okay this has been great we’re excited for beer games it’s roback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com so what we’re going to do we’re running this on Wednesday after the beer games so everyone’s gonna listen to this interview after this interview it’s going to be the three of us taping about a 10 15 minute segment drunk at Taylor’s house that’ll be fun that will be fun so you’re going to get to see the whole progression the beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning before we go to beer games this interview and then post beer games so Max has uh a concussion-like test that he’s going to administer to us that right now right now that we’re going to then try to recreate when we’re drunk after the beer so we’re getting our Baseline we’re getting our Baseline getting our Baseline I told him to come up with a riddle I told him to come up with he’s going to give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down all right Max do we got to like walk a line and stuff too oh we might have to you got do that stuff I’m good at that one time when I was in Texas there was a uh the the Texas like state troopers they would do their rookie seminar and they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in get drunk under police supervision so you would go in they would weigh you then they’d make you drink okay here’s three shots you have to drink in 15 minutes here’s three more and then they put you in the room with all the police officers they give you your tests so I got better at all the like physical tests but the eyes the Eyes [ __ ] you up cuz they start to flutter when they’re at the end yeah um so I think I’m what they call a functional drunk so I think I can handle the physical aspect mental aspect I think I’m going to absolutely tank you know PFT was the friend that’s like I drive better when I’m drunk yeah no no not good never did that yeah yeah you’re like you’re like bro you don’t and and you got the friends that are like oh no I think I’m better and it’s like dude no you’re not I don’t know how people still get DUI with I don’t either it’s crazy it’s like the one thing you just can just just don’t do Justin Timberly just got one last night no way really and it’s like somebody that St I have one beer and I’ll take an Uber it’s like I don’t know [ __ ] pull out your app right right if I’m going out to dinner it’s like I’m going to drink a glass of wine it’s like well I’m not going to drive why would I even put it even on that line why even risk it at this point it’s nuts uh okay Max ready what would you like to start with whatever you want uh so I’m telling you the four random words now yes and we have to remember no writing it down no cheating okay uh and this this is things that were talked about in the interview okay okay like words that were said during this interview okay oh vibes okay Monday okay 30% okay that for the record that 30 30% it’s it’s three syllable or you’re saying a lot of words right now that’s that’s two words I already forgot the second 30% well that was Taylor Swift’s chance of coming toes Monday Monday 30% and this is I’m counting this as one word tits and askal okay I like like Vibes Monday 30% tits and asc.com and we’re taping this a week before beer game so we got to keep this in our brain okay yeah this whole week that’ll be fun God damn it Vibes Monday 30% tips tits and ascal lord.com all right all right um so now you want the I did NFL I did NFL trivia okay kind of uh first one what college did Peerless price attend Tennessee Tennessee bang wow that was quick wow who has the longest Rush the history of the Super Bowl uh the Super Bowl is that was he on the Redskins uh no oh the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl answer yeah Willie Parker oh yeah yeah okay Steelers Fast willly Parker great nickname what running back LED the position in Yak in this past year not Chris mcaffrey not CMC no um this one surprised me can’t be D no it wasn’t D saquan Brie Hall oh oh he did have a sneaky year very up and down fantasy wise yeah but I mean he had Izzy nipp it at his heels all right uh who is the Bengals all-time sack leader played recently car caros stap Florida car Carlos Dunlap what he is he went to Florida and who is the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not win an AFC Championship oh this this one Shan this one this one’s a Shane question win a win a Super Bowl so it’s a team that’s in the NFC like the Seahawks that used to be in the no the opposite opposite wait no no they they’ve never won an AFC Championship but they won but they’re currently in the AFC and they’ve never won and never won an AFC Championship theyve won a Super never won an AFC Championship they never won an AFC Championship but they have won a Super bow they have won a Super bow they’re currently in the AFC so there’s the uh Broncos no Broncos definitely no I’m just I’m naming AFC teams um tians Colts Dolphins the Jets the Jets so the Jets were in the NFC oh yeah and they W okay all right that makes sense yes all right um You Ready for the riddle yes so we got to remember all these answers yeah this riddle I got Peerless price on lockdown Peerless price and Carlos D I got that on lockdown hooked up the most random NFL player and where they went to yeah I got that on lockdown um what has four fingers and a thumb but isn’t alive what has four fingers and a thumb and a thumb alive four fingers four fingers and a thumb not alive Jimmy Carter What is four fingers CH chubs chub Hand by the time he could be dead by the he could be very much dead I mean I don’t know if today’s a sleep day or not for him fingers and a thumb four fingers and a thumb ready for answer your hand no no no don’t say it yet Max you’re never going todle you’re will man to man you’re never gonna get surpr I don’t even know what all right sound sound it out tell us what your your process is here I don’t know it’s it’s something in a riddle oh the Hamburger Helper glove so close okay all right Ronald McDonald hey that was a good guess but that’s also valid I think you it’s you you’re right there you’re right there Hamburger Helper the other word the glove a glove a glove a glove so yeah right the Hamburger Helper no just a glove but also specifically the HG glove hey nice [ __ ] pool see Max almost said it and we just got that genius out of PF yeah we did right yeah we did yeah me and you I don’t know if you saw it we had to we had to fill the air while he thought about it we could have S you and I could have sat here 100 hours we’ve gotten all of these correct Will’s Dorito question yesterday was fantastic yeah it was okay random story okay yes so we got to remember this too details of the lot of things no no vibes Monday 30% ti.com okay ready for the random story yeah Max and Hank went out on the boat Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake luckily ran had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission but the jet ski only had room for one extra person so Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski okay wow okay Hank and Max went not on a Boat Max was confident sucks at driving the boat the boat stalled ran came in on blue jet ski Hank kills Max he only hang on he only has room for one se but he would have done it anyways yeah Hank kills Max he saw the perfect opportunity and then Hank and ran go back what did what did Hank use to kill screw screw driver driver all right those details are going to be very funny oh my God we’re [ __ ] yeah all right that’s all I got cuz I think we’ll figure I think we’ll know the the answers the question the trivia questions we’ll definitely not get one of them but the riddle and the and the words are going to be no we got the trivia it’s Peerless price went to Tennessee uh longest touchdown Willie Parker Bengals career sack leader Carlos Carlos Dunlop and only team to win a Super Bowl Jets Jets and no Bree Hall Bree Hall no cheating can’t go back and listen to this oh no we we won’t even be out won’t be out yeah yeah now a question are we working together when this happens we’ll all be around each other yeah we’re trying to get as many uh correct as we can after the Beer Olympics we got to do something that’s like physical with us three yeah yeah we’ll do we’ll do we’ll do a test that that Hank can narrate egg toss can all Wrestle yeah egg some egg toss oh egg toss would be good yeah okay well will I’m he thanks Forks be [ __ ] great it’s gonna be awesome time out you guys are actually coming right as of right now yes okay it be as of right now yes as of right now you got a dick say I know bro well cuz hey I remember when the first commits what what just look me in the eye we’re GNA be there yeah okay okay all right we haven’t been recording it uh when we had all the big names and we said them I remember you just being like hey best case or best thing to do next time just don’t say who’s coming so that way it’s not a let down ever ever you so it’s just as of right now as of right now yeah you can never just be like next year’s Beer Olympics we have a commitment from Dana beers that’s it now the truck that you guys are coming in on are you going to have speakers just blaring yeah well it’s going to be tricked out yeah got someo shirts the whole other body armor we wanted to just crash it like Stone Cold yeah and we have Jerry in it he’s gonna be a ref yeah Jerry was on the list was Jerry was gonna Jerry I knew when that video went I was like we’re probably gonna lose Jerry Jerry Jerry God bless Jerry when when when will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games Jerry texted me immediately he goes they’re dead to me I had to tell him that it’s okay to talk to will again yeah cuz then will reached out to Jerry and Jerry tried to feel it out I said love what you did with the dogs yesterday yeah and Jerry just repli like texted me he’s like will just tried to reach out to me I’m not I’m waiting for you to tell me if it’s okay he’s a loyal dog man you need you need you need the Foxhole guys you need he’s a foxhole guy all right will thank you so much thank you boys Compton the boy was brought to you by visible if you haven’t heard of visible now you have they’re the wireless carrier that’s making Wireless visible it’s right there in the name switch 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got allergies I should have left when I beat what made you realize you were washed uh this could just be in the moment you know you you’re never supposed to retire right after the season this past week has been my season yeah the the the the case race beer games in week onee combo has been a l yeah I I think you’re being hard on yourself you were like very good you’re good maybe the last game you weren’t so good but the other games you carried and I’m not just talking about myself wait why are you saying that he carried what are you saying Max because I I was on his team who would he carry true good point well how did you do in the three beard chug in the three beard chug I did not I did not farewell uh but I knew that I wasn’t going to do well in that because I just can’t fit that much beer in my belly y but I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong I I did very well and I also showed my testicles to WKA Flocka Flame and psyched him out so that’s that’s a that’s a major dub he got so freaked out by my nuts he was like what the [ __ ] is that yeah I I did the old trick of oops I slipped in and fell in some gum didn’t know what to do no I uh Rel I should have walked off when I when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quinton Nelson it’s pretty good and I should have just I should have left right there and just cuz that that’s all I can do I I could ch I can’t do anything else it was a good chug it was a really good chug it felt good but yeah uh sometimes you got to know when you’re washed yeah you’re not too hard none of us should be competing in beer games wouldn’t you rather walk away when you’re still competitive then walk away when you’re just terrible it’s like Willie May I still think you’re competitive by the way we should have said Willie May rip we did we did say we did yeah oh it was that we only did a minute and a half on them yeah that was what people were upset about longer than any hockey re recap we’ve ever done oh no today we did a big hockey recap we talked about the dog other than today every it’s hilarious how few hockey Recaps but we do we also have more hockey guests than every other regular Sports podcast facts I’m in on that love it we didn’t say rip Jerry West ever that was it rip Jerry West yo Jerry West know he died really you know what I was thinking about the other day Jerry Springer died yeah he didn’t yeah he did a while ago de he’s big time dead crazy um can I say something about Jerry West yeah I don’t want to sound in sensitive great player great human being I think I don’t know rip uh now we’re not talking about change of logo anymore after he died true true so he’s going to be the logo for for probably forever but at the time when he was alive they were like we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan now you can’t change anymore change it don’t change it Jerry West a great GM too yeah what are you doing I did I just look jerrye died so long ago so long ago dude but I just thought of it the other day I was like damn Jerry Springer’s not with us recurring guest in part of my take yeah I didn’t know that either yeah I don’t know why it popped in my head where where are we Rushmore uh Rushmore we are in t luan’s pool house uh haunted house haunted Civil War house there’s a ghost apparently multiple ghosts in here this was a civil war hospital for I think maybe maybe the side that lost I don’t know um but yeah we’re we’re here in this pool house and we are very hammered at a sign that says I’m a pop star not a doctor yeah that’s from Civil War yeah oh also if you’re listening to this you opted into it so thank you very much I people like this we don’t do it often we don’t do a long it’s been a long time since we’ve done a a drunk or hung over part my bake I’ve never been on the show for any of these cuz we know that like watching drunk people sometimes is funny listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny so we try to we try to sprinkle it in like salt Bay we’re goingon to have will on in a minute will is the drunkest man on planet Earth because he lasted a long time in Beer Olympics mhm um let’s do the Rushmore though what’s Mount Rushmore again Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you’re drunk okay and no one is prepped no no I have no idea no one has prepped no I was starting to do notepad and then you’re like none of us so it’s we’re in this state right now not Hank and I also weren’t supposed to be drunk for this and then true true we have some behind the scenes footage when I broke it to Hank so funny literally so funny he was so mad I wasn’t mad I was just madad you were so mad at like you’re not going to be able to say that when the footage comes out I all right so all right I was mad the second that I showed up I walked in and like I was I I woke up look in life I’ve been living living happily since wait wait real quick Hank we I think we did a bad job of setting this up we’re at Beer Olympics and we’ve known that we’re coming to Beer Olympics for a long time but we’re trying to do the long cell of getting kicked out of Beer Olympics not going but we showed up today in Nashville we didn’t talk about that start did we we talked about it with will oh that’s right and we didn’t talk about it at the start oh we did both okay my bad sorry for trying to set it up but Hank wasn’t supposed to be in and then last night ran was out and I offered up Hank and he was so mad at me sorry for ruining your story H the quick story was that I walked in the be and saw Wala Flocka and then I had the best day of my life yeah W WKA Flocka today we just hung out talk shop also best mov I watch him explain cryptocurrency to steer which oh that’s a hell of a a hell of a a du dream blunt rotation best best move I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler cuz I was like I don’t want to get armbarred I don’t want to get in [ __ ] hold and I was just like I was just gassing him up and he’s like he he said he got he was like pumping me up he’s like when you talk people listen I was like all right just don’t arm bar me dude after today I’m the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time of all time he’s the man he’s the man yeah he is the man he’s the man coolest guy um should I go Rushmore yes uh look at that chick oh okay that’s a good first pick that’s a good one first good first pick that’s a good first pick look at that chick I love my girlfriend but I would say um if I was drunk with the boys I would be like that look at that chick that’s that’s pretty good this is going to be if I were single I would be like look at that [ __ ] on the on the graphic all right I’m going to go with a simple one just I love you man yeah it’s great one I love you wait can I change it I [ __ ] love you man yeah I [ __ ] love you man that’s a good answer look at that chick was a good answer too look at that [ __ ] my girlfriend pointing at a woman y yeah yeah cuz I’m not actually going to do anything but like like acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like a thing no keep talking keep talking Max keep keep digging look at that vagina that’s what you say Max no no no that’s not me uh all right I’ll go with another easy one um be safe out there kids but uh should I call my guy oh yeah that’s a lot of words no but I think it’s just should call should I call my guy I think we all know what that means that’s good pick yeah thank you I appreciate that uh I will go with grab me one yeah boy goes to grab a beer yeah grab me one grab me one’s good grab me one grab me one’s good grab me one grab me one that’s a good one and then I will go with no prep is tough no prep is tough uhhuh [ __ ] love you is is pretty much the go-to that that should have been the one one I don’t know how it slipped to two yeah yeah no I don’t even say what I said too come on what are we feeling tonight oh okay that’s a good one what do we feeling nice good what are we feeling nice good not really um okay you have a couple beers like you’re at the pre you know you feeling what are you feeling tonight you would love to ask that right now like when we’re done with this what do we feeling what are you feeling tonight what are we feeling tonight what are you feeling tonight going to bed P what’s up what are you feeling it uh what are you feeling tonight I don’t want to give away any my other answers I’m about to say things that drunk people say to their Bros yeah next pick is uh do you think Jason Tatum has Aura no I’m just kidding that’s not actually my Pi that’s what said that’s not my that’s a joke that’s not my pick it was a bad joke it was a good joke can we get p it’s not actually uh we got to do this more yeah that’s a good one especially when you get older you always say we got I’m always like we got to do this more that’s a good pick and then you don’t see your friends for like another six months y we got to do this more uh for number two I’m going to go with want to go to strip club yeah good one you want to go to strip club you just throw it out there I and I’m not a strip club guy that like I feel like that’s not actually like uh do you actually say that with your boys I’m say there’s no but HEK I know what you’re saying Hank but there’s always one guy in the group that says it no that’s like a bachelor party thing not like a with your boys there’s always one guy that’s a strip club guy a bachelor party that throws it out there yeah yeah I think it please yeah okay we’ll see this Mount rushmor might suck we got a banger though for Friday um shout out the top YouTube comment on Monday uh I have two yeah can I get a hit of that nice okay that’s good can I get a hit of that it can go is that about a chick again no um it’s about a vape uh I guess cigarette doesn’t I I guess it would be drag if it were cigarette yeah but it’s like I need or weed I don’t I’m not a big weed guy but it’s like I need something of that um and then my next thing guys don’t talk have one but I’m trying to think of the best way to word it guys don’t talk to each other huh I feel like with my friends I just say stupid [ __ ] but that’s not relatable to the general public I think maybe it is I think guys talk to each other but we just I’m just going to say what I yeah we just talk [ __ ] to like we get mad at each other yeah I think I know the best way to word this okay uh probably won’t be want to go get some food oh that’s it took you that long for well I was like realistically I was thinking in my head I like what I wanted to say was like what do you want from Taco Bell but like that that like yes or should we order a pizza should we order a pizza and like I thought I was uh limiting the rest of the drunk food world yes but want to go get some food it it probably should have come to me quicker but that’s that’s the round I want to go listen Max I that’s a fantastic pick but it’s just very funny that took you a minute to phrase that I really just wanted to say like what do you want from Taco Bell because like right now what I’m thinking of like boys like what should we get from Taco Bell cuz we’re talking about this and like what I’m thinking Taco whatever [ __ ] it I’m I’m done all right I’m gonna go with uh oh I’m going to go with uh you’re the [ __ ] best oh I like that you’re the [ __ ] best I like that that’s good wait what was your first one my first one was I [ __ ] love you man okay yeah yeah two different two different things no I just wanted to know what your first entirely different conversations I [ __ ] love you man is having a heart-to- heart with a bro you’re the [ __ ] best is they do something sweet and you need to acknowledge that they’re sweet at what they did yes agreed yeah the music’s coming on in the background all right I got to figure out what I’m going to do no prep is a bad idea Max stole mine I didn’t think he’d get there want or some food is a good pick that’s a good one good value pick I can’t believe it lasts that long I thought about that one one not fat proba okay I’ll go with one that definitely works um what do we want to bet on if you’re with your with your friends you have games and games are on maybe it’s like a Saturday afternoon it’s like what what are we bet on tonight mhm that’s a really good maybe what are we betting on tonight is the is the wording good pick yeah that definitely happens yeah for sure um I will go and this is this is where it’s like I I just this is just what I do with my actual friends from yourself yeah I like to just walk up to my friends and like you know you see them you’re just like you just Just Thoughts oh oh just a thoughts thought question thoughts is good thoughts is good thought and it’s like what and then you be like thoughts and then you never know where your friend’s going to go like they’re going to you know they’re drunk they’re just going to start talking about whatever’s on their mind yeah thoughts thoughts thoughts is good thoughts is funny I like good because it puts it on the other person right there yeah I’ll just be like you know you’re you’re walking around drunk you see you know you walk past your friend 10 times you PI what’s good you Pi thoughts thoughts I like that uh and then she got any friends oh good one cuz your friends you’ll talk about their their you know girls are talking to like you got any friends yeah one and and hopefully they do so I my last one is I don’t know how you guys can maybe help me through it it’s not like a specific phrase but it’s like making super aggressive plans for the next day that you’re not going to do oh yeah yeah like how would I I don’t know if that if I can just say it that that making super or like future plans but it should be tomorrow because it’s like you plan on going out to get like brunch tomorrow brunch when you know that nobody’s going to wake up before 10: a.m. and they’re like yeah okay so we’re going to meet at 9:45 at this Diner and then we’re going to go out it’s like we’re going to be fine tomorrow let’s run it back tomorrow let’s run it back tomorrow it isn’t bad I I think I think it can just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won’t keep yeah you don’t say that to your boys yeah so I’m it’s got to be the if it’s not rush you with on this one has like what do you say to your boys when you’re drunk all right let’s run it back tomorrow okay let’s run it yeah yeah yeah yeah like dude let’s let’s you know what let’s go get brunch like let’s run it back tomorrow let go get brunch tomorrow like let’s run it back to war yeah because that happens so much you’re just like oh we’ll do this we’ll do that what do you go to a Cubs game yeah we oh we’ll golf I once I once signed up for a 5k when I was drunk and just didn’t show up the next day yeah that’s great though yeah it was a great cancellation uh yeah I was I’ve only done a 5k once in my life and you made me do it yeah and you cheated yeah yeah I would have cheated more if I didn’t have to you’re going to have to do that again this year by the way all right so I’ll do it I’ll do it this time for my fourth one I’m going to say I don’t know I think this is last you’re the best I know that’s your last one no h who turns it sorry who turns it Hank my bad that’s right uh I really think insert your quarterback’s name here is going to be awesome this year m let me rephrase that I really think quarterback’s name is gonna have a big year I like that because it happened to me today and I don’t know if that’s people just trying to be nice to me but I had multiple people being like yeah kale blams going to be awesome it h it happened to me twice today already where you just whoever your quarterback is you’re like I think the system suits him really well the offensive coordinator is going like wi and doubt just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams he he reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson I like that I like that I really think quarterback’s going to be good Max have you said that to anybody um no I feel you don’t think that Jaylen Herz is GNA be good everyone knows Jaylen Herz is good quarterback is he okay is he yeah Jaylen Herz is a guy oh he a he’s a good quarterback having to say he’s the guy means you might be doubting it’s interesting that he said that he’s good like if if I had the guy I would be like he’s a [ __ ] beast yeah Max did you ever figure out who that eagle is here today uh what the eagle Trevor Keegan that was on me that was bad he just got drafted he just got drafted bigat was like that was I hyped you up but that was also on you cuz you didn’t know him of course not he hates me he was like he was like I’m an eagles player and then I W happened to be walking by he’s like Max is a diard Eagles guy yeah and then he looked at me he’s like if you’re such a Die Hard Eagles guy who am I I’m like I don’t [ __ ] know dude yeah but that’s like that’s like a 2% of the fan base he he was like a mid fifth round pick also shout out G glasow probably to be a beast GM glasow is the nicest guy in the world he really is he’s the best yeah talk to him for like 20 minutes great dude gram glasow last pick uh I crush this draft draft where where are we going after this you think so that’s a good that’s where we going after that’s a great pick yeah you that is a good that is a good pick I I mean I a great last pick uh-huh um cuz you’re always trying to find the next move yeah you’re always trying to find the next move where they’re at yeah you’ll just be like where if I lose this draft this is another reason of like everyone hates Max not going that’s a good strategy just attack you literally missed the one-1 yeah the one1 was easy your one1 was terrible I love you guys I [ __ ] love you dude yeah no that was easy one your one one was look at that girl yeah no I [ __ ] love you is the easiest that is easiest one oh my God you’re saying that when you’re oh my God drunk drunk guys don’t like looking at other chicks and like not hitting on them I never look at other I’m more likely to be like dude I love you I [ __ ] love you dude no I do that like right now you I [ __ ] love you I love you [ __ ] love you dude I’m not going to be like look at that chick that sounds that sounds like you’re a stalker so creepy yo look at that chick look at her I I also I also love my [ __ ] girlfriend that’s the thing that’s the thing about me all right I was thinking for the masses like dudes love talking about like girls dud love doing that look at that [ __ ] they do that’s also that is a thing for sure you talked yourself into a last place no I haven’t I actually crushed this without a doubt for sure for sure um all right honorable mentions real quick I have a couple old dude old guy ones cuz I’m washed there’s like uh kind of like the we should do this more often every time I’ve ever gone on a Bach party it’s like dud dude wouldn’t it be sick if we just got a house like all of us together that’s a good one like just and like live like left our lives and just hung out in a house dude you’re in that like mid mid like second day bachelor party let’s write a movie yeah that’s another one where you’re drunk you’re like this everything’s so funny like yeah we should [ __ ] we should write a movie and then the and then like it does unfortunately you with your friends it’s like how are the kids that kind of sucks but that does happen yeah compound talk I have compound talk on almost every like Bachelor uh big group hangout it’s like let’s get a [ __ ] compound yeah all live together pool in the middle let’s get a house beach house yeah yeah I do the I do the move cuz guys don’t really talk to each other uh that deeply I do the move at the end of The Bachelor parties I just tell all my friends like tell me one thing that I can bring home with me when I get asked yeah that’s good like give me like a work thing a family just give me one thing I can be like oh yeah he he’s doing this uh honorable mentioned did you hear how bad Max’s Mount Rushmore was the other day yep now this is going to crush yeah he how many Bachelor Bachelor parties have you been to good question three not that many how many have you guys been to a lot 15 yeah I I would say yeah somewhere around 20ish I’ve been to well I’ve been to two my my two brothers but I haven’t been to any of my friends yet and like I’m waiting for like that moment I I’ll put this out there Max is a good bachelor party hang the other one that I like to do like again like this is more just what I do but I just like to Pi sup oh yeah that wouldn’t have played Max I’m jealous but I’m thinking like when I’m with my friends if I’m walking I was like sup what about um I think she’s into you or I think she’s into me like you ran you run into a Rand after someone says look at that chick yeah but then after you look at her she comes by and then she just says something nice and walks away and then you say I think she’s into me or I think she’s into you except everyone has that one friend that I’m in love with blank everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him yeah you’re like dude that’s just not possible oh the C girl I think she’s into me oh yeah she’s she not uh Max the bachelor party I’m jealous because uh I would say so yeah I’ve been to probably about 15 roughly hey big can I give you a quick note what people they’re going to they’re going to cook you for posture give yeah I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m drunk I’m retired I’m in retirement now so I’m I’m not wearing my Kelsey cut off Jersey right now I feel like [ __ ] I’m in retirement uh Bachelor parties like 1 through nine are the best then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you’re like I’m kind of burnt out so then it becomes a little bit of a chore but then you got to hold on because the last couple are also the best because you’re like these are the end like the last couple that I did I was like this is the end like I know all my friends are or married like I’m this is it this all I got really live it up yeah I’m in like the middle of wedding season right now but none of them are like my really like close boys yeah you don’t have you don’t have friends is what he said I have so many [ __ ] friends it’s crazy um but a lot of weddings not a lot of Bachelor parties hypothetically speaking just boys talking here mhm my best friends wait wait wait wait hypothetically speaking boys talking here what Hank and Max Shane and memes you can chime in at some point in the future if you decide to get married would PF and I be invited to your bachelor party yeah no Shane Shane says no yeah probably a smart I say yes but you guys will not come I’ll come to your no I say yes you guys better I think oh I’ll come to yours I think Hank would come I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party I would come for day max I would go I’d come for a day I wait where is it no no no my my dream bouer party is a force I’ll say right now but it’s so far away that now it’s a force well Hank Hank’s going to have like Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachor I would want to do like darts in like Ireland or England oo and golf golf that rocks yeah mine is like also like a big to be the real yeah yeah environment but it would be that seems like the best boys Vibe what do you got mine is also a big sporting event which is sad because it’s like I’m not a huge Pense football fan but like I think a pensate weekend at like at like all right La would be fun or like Washington like I want like a sporting event that I care about you want like Penn State [ __ ] Michigan like nov Max is correct I am not going to Happy Valley for a MCH no not Happy Valley I wanted a away game this is stupid stupid let’s not talk about this I don’t F yeah good point all right we’re going to do will with the uh concussion test okay we’re going to end the show beer games with the drunkest guy in the world that’s Will Compton you did it bro yeah you did you did thank you y’ y y’all sat there like obviously me and you went back and forth but it’s sitting there like big hats like hey what if we come and surprise everybody yeah cuz I’m sitting there stubborn as [ __ ] thinking like hey if there’s anything to salvage it go ahead and do it blah blah blah we’d be up for it big cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together and legitimately bro w a fua flame you guys coming and having fun you sitting there being like hey I didn’t know that was what it was my fault blah blah blah I I didn’t know that it truly meant a lot legitimately I know that you I didn’t know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with I was making jokes but I’m very happy that we I did reti so much fun I retired from drinking games what you can’t retire I retired you are I retired from drinking games The Ultimate Warrior to now yeah you cannot retire I’ve decided to declare myself professional and I’m going to enter the the pro sphere I left myself open to unretire but I’m retired as of right now yeah I need a break I might be reti I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up and then and then we’ll see as right now I’m ready to you did another beer Olympics I’m in when even Max bro like Hank Max the boys being like hey are we going to move it y y y you guys buying in honestly all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up it was you know that like we ever wanted was all we ever wanted was do it in Nashville cuz this was [ __ ] awesome the best bro I’m sitting looking at Taylor I’m like dog this we should never leave bro this is it I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home but that’s a fair thing for a guy who’s 39 with three kids and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive lineman and I was just like I just want to go home and like see my kidss you know my favorite part was no spoilers but we did lose one event early and uh just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour while everyone else competed that was maybe the best time just like chilling with Dana beers who by the way he doesn’t drink beer anymore right uh but yeah just hanging with him and Glenny balls in the pool what a what a blunt rotation that was for those you sitting there looking at cats and it’s kind of like hey are we about to get [ __ ] up you kind of know like yo we’re about to get wrecked M yeah should we fully go there Jerry buying all the way in like dude the three beard chug is a genius starting thing because I was like you think you were thinking about going strategy yeah yeah we thinking about ditching it yeah cuz some of us aren’t that good at chugging beers Will’s got behind his eyes right now will Will’s pumped up right now I don’t blame CU he he behind those eyes I love it I I I I am truly like I am fired what you think about beer beer oics where everybody just slams beer and then we get really [ __ ] skinny I like that mararo where we just [ __ ] shoot ourselves in the well the uh do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when you had your phone in your pocket but it it it still works dude it made for the best content cuz you’re you’re you’re sitting there and you’re like you know obviously we went through whatever we went through [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we we had to bring it back to Nashville if Dave doesn’t do that we obviously do not bring it back to Nashville that is what it is you guys want it the entire time and when you’re sitting there in the [ __ ] pool pulling me in like that’s it’s the moment dude you saw my ass truly did not matter I’m like yo big cat’s pulling me in I sound ridiculous because we were [ __ ] up right now but I’m seriously thinking like yo I love this bro I love it he I love you I love you hey Will guess what right now we’re you’re getting paid for this like I [ __ ] love this is the dream job yes will have you ever uttered the words when you were drunk with your boys hey look at that chick when we were [ __ ] Taylor and I were in the [ __ ] mix of it and we’re against Baki everybody that was that was a weird way going people were rooting for us kind of rooting against bakari and we’re sitting there like looking at his wife like hey we have to steal we have to steal we have to be him in front of his wife we have to [ __ ] take this that’s like that’s man [ __ ] like thing to say like when you’re at a bar and you see like a hot girl like look at that girl yeah yeah bro I need to co Max you legitimately I got to we got to steal that guy’s wife you guys pulling I’ll tell you what there I almost teed him up for that I put on a ref ref Jersey one thing I noticed with Will and Taylor they they oh [ __ ] oh no I just spilled uh they you you guys got a spart mentality for sure like we pull up to the gate and you’re like we’re the 300 and we were these Persians coming and Taylor last year like we were kind of you know a little abrasive about people beating us yeah but dude you guys big cat you guys steeping again it was I am hammered think Taylor really cares about this couch F absolutely bro yeah he absolutely cares about that t Hey Taylor left I promise you he’s sitting there thinking like damn I wish they would just let me know can I please be a part of this I swear I said to him I tried to call him call him right now Max you too bro like the moment that you were sitting there like hey are they going to cancel this y y y obviously I was fired up about it it is what it is when you guys fully bought in got off the uh [ __ ] trailer the body armor and bought in dude Max I was so fired up bro no it was so much fun number P obviously we you know we have our our commonalities about the whole thing but even big cat we went back in Forth about it all Big C was on vacation dude I’m so happy you guys came I’m happy legitimately I am so hammered your boys are smiling right now because I’m hammered but I’m I’m legitimately ham it’s a great I’m so hammered respect so uh I was thinking earlier today that I don’t remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier yeah we have a concussion test I have no idea dude you guys ready Carlos done La wait wait wait wait wait wait no he’s he’s going to ask a question no no I’m going to ask a question we just got we got to nail these okay we with each other we got them we got them boys let will go first P let will try hard and then we’ll step in help I know a couple I don’t know all of them do I was trying to remember the story this morning oh I have no idea and I don’t know the first one is for random words which is the toughest one probably I do know what do you mean I know at least three random words from the interview that we just did my mind actually might be sharper than it’s ever been because one of them was wait wait wait wait let him try let him let him try let him try uh say Carlos done laugh no no you’re not that what do you I think one of them was tits no it’s tits and askal lord.com there we go yes yes dude my I actually love doing this because my mind I I haven’t thought of it until this morning and I was like damn I got what’s the reason I think steel trap because will used to uh jerk off to it jerk off I think there should be a reasoning for each of these my dad oh I might not have reasoning spot my Dad pulled me aside and go hey what’s tits ass.com and I was like Dad Dad he goes you ever [ __ ] log on to that I will box I will box your [ __ ] Jaws in yeah I’m not joking I love my dad dude Bill Compton Jr is the Absolut best wait you’re Will Compton the third the third William ear the thir but my dad is W3 was Hardcore for whatever reason about porn because my boy we go over to his spot like oh [ __ ] we can hit up some porn and my parents won’t know we go over to his spot jerk off together yeah big I’m not joking me and my boy me and my boy Logan Logan’s out there taking stray shout out Logan if you’re listening for your awl that’s awesome you got to jerk off we would sit there and like yo we had a jerk off moment hey you would stare at each other yeah hey you do your thing I’m going to go in the other room I’ll leave the other room swap it sounded like you were staring each other while he would hit the thing in his dad was like hey you guys got to chill out like I have to clean the computer up yeah yeah because then he’s going to get in trouble when not because of the woman of the house yeah not because all that stuff but I’m sitting there like yo you’re def like yo cuz we we would get done every day probably Middle School yeah and we’d be like yo we can we can uh we can jerk off Logan Logan yeah happens in the basement his dad would find all the [ __ ] and be like hey you guys got to calm down cuz you guys are out of control you drive buy his house to this day you get a boner he hey your mom’s going to find you out your mom’s going to find you out and that was tits and ask.com we have so much more to get my dad was like do you have any other do you have any other of the words I have more no three more I have the other three call sunap no no that’s a I have them all ready yeah Monday 30% Vibes all of those are correct let’s go vies now I don’t know what Monday oh Monday is because you told me you know Monday it was on Monday not the 25th 30% I think is Taylor Swift yep all right 30% what that she was going to come to beer games oh yeah yeah yeah yeah which is that was my favorite hey they drove a boat Hank was ready to kill somebody from no no no wait we’re going to get to that we’re going to get to that he’s got to do the wait I don’t know what I don’t know what Vibes were I think it’s just bring the Vibes to the Beer Olympics you want me to tell you what Vibes were whose Vibes uh that was when you were going to trade our memes for their memes oh yeah better Vibes who were the Vibes guys AR what do you mean by armies for their M our Guy memes for your for one of your memes guys you said we had to add mes you said we had to add cash for your memes cash considerations dude hey that’s that’s Shane by the way he’s never had a hot dog hey Waka faka Flame being like yo we need Gizzy yeah is it not insane he said that yeah Shane would have had his first Gizzy he goes how we going to have a white boy party and we going to be drinking and being drunk and we not going to have glizzies I was like hey Mr W awesome good question Shane you know Shane’s never had a lemonade yep you you never lemonade lemonade or hot dog he had his first sandwich last week he’s never had a cupcake legitimately you never had never had a cupcake why and he’s he’s never had pretzels why he’s weird dude yeah he’s a weirdo I I I truly don’t laughing our memes for your memes and a bro to be named later [ __ ] that dude we’ll take your guys as memes you can have them why is that funny I I I don’t understand why you’re sitting there laughing about you oh [ __ ] breaking moose oh no break better not be serious breaking moves this about the Kel dude the [ __ ] Swift breaking I I want Will’s thoughts first okay the Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principal on a trade to send Mel Bridges to the New York Knicks for bo uh Bogan uh bo bojan bogdanovich four unprotected first round picks a protected first round pick via bucks an unprotected pick Swap and a second round resources till ESPN will thought dude I am so fired up for JJ Ric being the LA Will’s a huge huge NBA guy second round pick swap uh protected some first rounders and bogon banovich is he going to the Lakers no they’re going it’s a Nicks andan I don’t get what so f Brooklyn and Manhattan Shane’s laughing at you right now um Shane shout out Shane shout out Shane dude I have no clue what the [ __ ] going on with the NBA Shane watched his first hockey game last night all right so when when when JJ got the when JJ got the call I remember texting like dog hey your pizza takes are terrible but shout out you for getting the [ __ ] LA Lakers job it’s pretty good because he’s thinking about going to uh uh Franklin what he’s thinking about going to Franklin in Nashville bro what Franklin what oh like like moving to Franklin Tennessee oh but now he’s moving to La yeah yeah like he sat there and called me he goes hey C you and Taylor he goes um keep it keep what you guys got and I literally sat there and I’m thinking to myself what the [ __ ] is he talking about is there a reason you telling me that that’s how I feel right now he goes man keep it simple oh and I was like hey he goes uh I go what’s happening right now is this not the most insane I go uh I go can I uh I’m believing what’s on the internet right like you’re you’re the LA Lakers coach he’s like no no I’m not I have no clue what’s about to happen I’m about to call uh is that I’m about to call the uh Franklin Franklin Franklin the Franklin mayor game S Series oh NBA finals I’m about to call the finals game you didn’t know the name of the final yeah he goes he goes that’s all I know I’m focused on talking to Michael laughing and I’m laughing with him because I gave him a couple schools because he was asking like uh you know what what you know what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good right I’m giving him a couple schools but I’m like laughing I’m like is there a reason you’re telling me this he goes man he goes I’ve a few Masters he goes I have the master like uh uh the old man in the three that’s a master mhm he goes Big Boss yeah yeah he goes LeBron this new po I came out with that’s a master ESP is a master all these things are Masters he goes what you and Taylor have I is so fun you guys need to just keep it simple right don’t get caught up in everything else and we’re literally I’m sitting there thinking to myself yo jtic is calling me he had called me and I’m thinking to myself is he the new LA Lakers H coach because I’m congratulating him and he’s sitting there like hey keep what you and Taylor have and we sit there in silence for a moment M and I go is there a reason you’re telling me this and he’s like man you have all these different Masters what you guys have in the bar world and you guys can relate to this he’s like you guys have so much fun like when you make it serious it is a different world that you guys are in talking to Mike Billy yeah yeah he’s like this is this is a uh a different world that you guys are in yeah just make sure you continue to have fun and make the most of it man that it is great no one gives us notes about anything we just get to say we get to do this yeah yeah I’m sitting like JJ re is calling me my [ __ ] my boys that is obsessed with JJ reic back in the day NCAA you’re you’re fighting for Duke or UNCC and this dude is calling me telling me being like hey what you guys have keep it do you think keep it safe do you think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ I have no clue all I I say that I am absolutely hammered right now saying that you are yeah oh wait what do you think about the M Bridges trade though what I don’t even know who that is bro I I I don’t know is I’ll explain it to you B banovich male Bridges Max is very upset right now because male Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players and now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves I also know him like I’ve known him for a very long time I’ve known him since I was in Middle School when you say that what does that mean it’s like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player no like I grew up I grew up with M like I know Ma and I’m upset and he’s a Sixers fan and the Knicks are really good good and they lost they have all of my Nova guys and I hate J probably going to coach them it was the one thing that part yeah it was the one thing that I could hold On’s going to coach him and do a better job coaching them than Jay R yeah it was the one thing that I could hold on to because I’m a huge Nova basketball fan and for forever I was like all right at least macau’s not there like I know I’ve known Macau since I was in like the sixth grade yeah and now he’s with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players and it hurts and I was just going through it right there trying to figure out you’re upset no I’m very upset actually very upset are are you a basketball guy for real yeah I am as big of a he’s hoop head yeah I’m as big of a villain I’m more of a Villanova basketball fan than anything he’s about to cry so all of the Villanova basketball guys being at the Knicks sucks sucks especially the one guy that like like if I were to see Macau like walking down the street I’d be like that’s that’s my guy like I just when you see JJ get the head coach for the what does that mean to you literally nothing I don’t care about the Lakers at all like I care about will interviewed one basketball player and that’s all he brings it back to no I love that I love that dog no questions big cat I’m sitting there I’m like I remember hitting my boys up because they were so obsessed with JJ reic we all everybody was every white boy was that you know tried to shoot the three MH and when we had him on the Pod I remember hit my boys up like yo JJ Reddit came on the podcast he had a abismal uh Pizza review about you know whatever he said she was garbage but other than that I’m thinking to myself like yo how sick is it that JJ redit came on the podcast how sick is it that JJ R came on the podcast you know what I mean and when now that he has the head coaching job I’m not a big basketball guy uh you know clearly I’m not sitting here you know J jtic in here uh what was it a fourth grade coaching head coaching job had assistant volunteer he he he’s kind of like a Pioneer for for a guy who is podcaster yeah for like for athletes podcaster everything else it just fires me up that he has a head coaching job and it’s it’s crazy s Lebron James low key made himself into a head coach and it’s crazy that the that Nova has all these the players on Knicks that is crazy when you say Nova is is that where Max comes in yeah yeah Max Bridges just got tra so you do you hate JJ I have no like JJ means nothing to me right now I don’t know I’m like going through it right now that like also will this is another thing the Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted maau when you say you’re saying Philly went after JJ to be the head coach I we already had J Philly had JJ hey hey well hey let’s bring this back will dude pardon my take fans I’m so sorry I feel like I’m like [ __ ] up it’s Beer Olympics um will what do you think about the Mel Bridges TR I don’t who I’ll be honest I don’t who’s Mel he’s really good where did he come from he he was now he is on the Knicks which is one of Max Le favorite teams is he a Laker he’s not a Laker dude all this has happened I swear to God I’m just like rooting for JJ yeah I love that I love that I love that just ride or die for JJ yeah you came out of nowhere and that’s huge yeah it’s like JJ JJ R right my boys my boys are so I don’t know the boys are pumped yeah the boys are pumped the boys are pumped I sit there and brag to him I’m like hey literally JJ RIT came on the podcast good dude boy Pig what what about somebody beat him what about Bogdan banovich I don’t know he got he just got traded yeah I’m sorry for Mel Bridges that’s why y’all are number one man y’all are you know I have no clue I think he’s a JJ guy I think JJ could do something good with him I’m all about JJ yeah you you are I respect that like there’s if there’s any question out there if Will comp is a fan J reic let’s put that to bed right I’m trying to get keep going hey hey concussion test will a good home where are we I have no idea we did the words okay all right Carlo’s done that that is going to come up I think all right all right go go ask a question I I have to pull up I have to pull up like all right this one’s you you know this answer Tennessee Peerless price bam I remember that one wait the question was where did Peerless price go to school no oh yeah okay correct good answer um who has the longest Russian Super Bowl history uh that would be fat is that F Parker yes bang next question what running back has led the position in Yak in 2023 Hall you guys are all over this I’m not I’m not let’s let’s let will answer by say the question pre lightning what running back has led the position in yak in the past year Bree Hall yeah will there we go [ __ ] yes the boy all right will this one’s also for you ready oh come on you got this you got this you got this I got you who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not an AFC Championship Game this one’s for you will come on will Jets yes yes jet we got this yeah Jets got na you you guys a show close last one I’m not even going to ask a question what is it no no no no do it Carlos D yes that’s who is the Bengals alltime sack leader hey that’s you BC Florida big CD who was the Bengals alltime sack leader Carlos Dunlap yes na it okay do we do the uh no we’re going to do the riddle and then the story’s artist part do you think there’s still some pizza outside yes 100% I forgot the story is the hardest part so we’re going to do the riddle first and then we’re going to get to the story okay okay okay okay doctor was a woman oh I okay where’s where’s Hank my my my brain is a steel trap what has four fingers and a thumb but isn’t alive oh I remember this will got it you got it will will will get it you got it all right last thing story The Hamburger Helper glove you said that okay hang on hang on big cat’s got it no no I have the start I need some help all right I’m going to ask you details along hanker boat yes Ron and Hank already wrong uhk Hank is in a boat Hank is in a boat with Max yes correct Hank and Max go to a boat and then Hank crashes the boat yeah yes wrong okay uh Hank the boat the boat run out of gas the boat has a problem Hank is there to save it no no no Hank and Max are in a boat we’re going to I’m going to give run out of gas I’m going to give you runs out of gas that’s not exactly correct I’m going to give you that engine stalled I’m stalls engine stalls and then no yeah Hank hits Max in the head with a pad decides I’m going to [ __ ] him up no [ __ ] him no yeah no rone shows up bang shut up Max godam what was what he show up on though there was a detail he showed up like hey I’m about to save y’all boys no no no no no on a thing he he BL something blue something blue is correct blue is the correct color which is way more impressive than you that you remember that blue something was a a blue Robo nope he stabs Jet Blue Jet Ski he stabs Max in the head with the screwdriver no no oh oh is correct is correct but why did he Ron said I can only take one of you right yes and then Max stabs Hank in the head with the screwdriver ran stabs Max in the head m R stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver no Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver no ran stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver wrong Hank stabs Max in the head with the screwdriver Hank stabs Max in the head with the screwdriver and then he gets on the jet ski they drive off and they go back to shore there you go Fen that’s the whole story is that it that’s the whole story yeah you want me to read it yeah Max and Hank went out on the boat Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake luckily ran had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission but the jet ski only had room for one person on the jet ski so Hank stabbed Max with a screw the fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive well very impressive I thought that was going to be the one that got everyone out of place say that again and ho very impressive you just did a good job will that’s all that was a lot of fun we had a great day we’re going to guess a random number right now to end the show 1 through 100 one through 100 1 through 100 and you can’t guess 18 I’m down so say any number okay ready I’m going to say 25 for Ma’s Nova number I’m going to say eight I’m going to say uh 18 oh okay I’ll say uh 65 what’s what does that mean 15 ah none of us got it what what hang on none of us got it none of us got it it’s something bson will probably do in like 3 years love you guys
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max saying wanna go to taco bell, makes him look even more like koe wetzel
They cut it from the YouTube video, but on the podcast you can hear will answer a phone call and his wife getting after him! 😂
Big miss, "Remember when…"
Bid Cat's last comment on the pod wrapped this episode up so nicely. 100/10 show boys!
House of Dragon spoiler alert ad
Max full time Mount Rushmore has been mucho bueno
Will Compton drunk interview is PMT Hall of Fame
Max won Rushmore
Leaving Wills laugh in at the end is a master class in editing.
Compton & Hank competing for who can touch the person next to them more
"You know what we should do tomorrow…."
PFT and Max’s mr rushmore picks were better because they were both the two drunkest. method acting
I work in local govt in Texas. local LE host "Wet labs" every 2 months or so. We get drunk, they "collect data". Good times
Mount Rushmore pick. “I’ll drive”
Can we get drunk will Compton on this every episode
Will was READY for a Carlos Dunlap question. That interview at the end was all time, Compton is just a great dude, impeccable vibes!
Lol was that patty maroon going up the stairs
Drunk Max is so much happier on the pod. He sounds so proud of Hanks answers like they are truly boys.
Max gets sassy when he’s drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the mount rushmores should have been "I'm so fucked up"
“When you say that, what does that mean?” 😂
Can we get a mount rushmore for “Best quotes said on Pardon My Take”
Mount Rushmore ideas: Best sports trades (all sports), First Rounders that did not pan out in the league (all sports), Athletic abilities you wish you had example: Being able to dunk, Best excuses for getting out of doing something, Jerseys or helmets, Sports commentators. We gotta make this MR season more contentious!
Really great episode here
PFT let me train you bro I came on here looking big cats posture and you’re out here showing the headlights
“Dude, we should start a podcast” going undrafted is an all time miss
Big cat wasn’t drunk + comment section full of goobers now
Dave Portnoy hating Max confirms what we already knew. Portnoy is gay
Hockey is exploding in south FL. The fan base will be just like the lightning, if not bigger, very soon.
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This is one of the best interviews you’ve guys had. Will is always great vibes with the boys and you guys have banter back and forth! A+
Max is about to cry
And Will is “J.J” 😅