Things Golfers Never Say

yeah the golf trip kind of got ruined cuz half of our buddies ran off with different car girls I drank so much water and didn’t get sunburned we finally after calling around found some courses that were cart path only and still full price I still love respecting the course I didn’t practice on my golf game all winter but that first round out I finally shot how I thought I would 78 made every pot I think Sheffer deserved it I think going book a tea time by myself and fingers crossed they fill it with three of the oldest most racist guys they can find as always there’s like a ton of Middle Eastern guys out there playing I’m trying to find a golf course where they put the tea times like 5 minutes apart I love getting hit into I actually didn’t drink all weekend uh I was driving the golf court safety first babe I would love to try that when we get home but I just I might be tired it it takes a lot sorry my wife called she found out I shot an 88 and going nuts get the harness ready but no promises okay I know