On a very special edition of Games with Names, we’re going deep on The Roast of Tom Brady with Patriot’s legend and fellow roaster, Drew Bledsoe. Jules and Drew go behind the scenes on what went down at the first ever live Netflix roast.
We’re breaking down the highs, the lows, and all the craziness from this star studded night at The Forum. The after party, the joke writing process, old Patriots talk, and we rank our top-5 roasters; we get into it all. We wrap it up by giving it a score.
00:00 Intro
03:08 When Julian & Drew Met
05:50 The Roast Discussion
1:18:17 Score The Game
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May 5th 2024 the Kia Forum Englewood California whole lot of Patriots whole lot of celebrities and a whole lot of we shouldn’t have said this this is the roast of Tom [Music] Brady love it love it right on man welcome to game with names and we have a very special guest today and we’re going to do a very different type episode today you sure are we have the one and only Drew bledo one of the founding blocks of the Patriots success to help us go on and do what we did and we are here and we’re going to discuss the roast of Tom Brady let’s go hot off depress let’s go let’s do it we’re just going to shoot the [ __ ] it’ll be fun yeah and what are we what are we drinking here so we got a little 2021 double back Cabernet to liveing up the conversation awesome that’s our most recent vintage and it’s uh yeah I think it’s our highest scored wine yet now now Washington wine Washington wine wala wala yeah my hometown it’s called double back because I grew up in grew up in W Wala went up and played ball and then double back and came back home yeah um and went back there mostly because they’re my favorite Wines in the world so yeah pretty cool in your little hometowns turn out some killer wine yeah I mean I used to get the emails from you all the time yeah well buy some more [ __ ] Wine D I was sitting there your lady hit me up I was on a subscription fee for a while wasn’t I yeah I think you were on yeah I don’t know I’m [ __ ] with you yeah the only the only problem for you Jules is that when we we still do Magnums yeah and the big bottles are they’re all I don’t use magnums I’m joking the uh H I can take that all the way into the ditch but we you know we’re not ro we’re not we’re not no D my wife finally told me she goes look you’re not roasting me I mean your brain goes to making fun of everything right now can you settle the [ __ ] down wait it happened to you too Drew around here we just been ripping on each other oh D I mean we kind of always do you know with the with the boys I mean that’s kind of how we but the punch line now that and and my yes my wife is like like no this is no this is not what we do at home you know you can go do that with your buddies but you don’t get to roast me because you know your chicken was dry yeah what um so we had to uh we had to button that up a little bit oh no but I was starting to say that like you you kind of get screwed because like all my buddies that buy wine that played with all the way back to high school and all that they get their jersey number unfortunately dude there’s only 11 uh in the lineup every year so um that one I’m keeping that one it’s all good man I I’m so happy I was so I remember you let you came in like one of my rookie year and you’re like you’re wearing the number well dude or something like that I remember I remember you know because first of all I’ll be honest I was a little [ __ ] pissed they gave you my number but but he was pissed they gave it to they gave it taon Thorton they just recycl that thing what the [ __ ] are we doing no but I remember yeah we were we were out there and and you know obviously you were kind of breaking in and you already balling out and returning kicks and and doing stuff and and and I was like hey man proud to see you in the number the only thing you have to do the only favor you have to do for me is just ball out and of course you did my God [ __ ] [ __ ] respect I remember that people don’t realize it’s intimidating because Drew wait up Drew is Drew is a legend in New England like a [ __ ] Legend right he’s in all everywhere in the building I mean when I say he’s a founding father of the success or the like one of the foundations of the success it’s [ __ ] true and I remember seeing him for the first time and I never met him what what you don’t know about Drew Drew is a [ __ ] large human you shake his hand his hand wraps around my [ __ ] hand he shakes it hard and he he looks he’s looking at me and he goes doing the you’re doing the number well like it took pressure off me man I felt like cuz you get intimidated when you see Drew bledo in the locker room a [ __ ] like first second year player what year was that second year 200 it could have been 2009 in the playoffs maybe what was your uh you were what year you drafted 09 09 yeah yeah so it’s yeah I it was either it might have been might have been second year because you you already you’re already really kind of making a name for yourself at that point yeah and as a matter of fact and so truth be told right all right you got this little [ __ ] white guy that used to play quarterback you know playing receiver well cool he’s going to wear number 11 for a year and then I [ __ ] then it’s going to go back right and said man you go on and have this amazing [ __ ] career and so went from being kind of pissed that they gave the number away to actually pretty [ __ ] proud to watch the way that you represented the whole time and let’s not forget you can [ __ ] spin it too so I mean you know I mean like you know I mean it’s like you know look hey if you’re going to wear the if you’re going to wear the the the number 11 I I I just respect the fact that in addition to everything else you can actually [ __ ] throw ah no Drew that’s why I played receiver in the National Football League no you played receiver because too short [Laughter] that too but if I could hit that 20 yard out like you guys still could have done it that AR that arm made it into Bill’s jokes last night I know Bill Bill made some jokes yeah he was yeah he was making fun of Tom the big throws that big throws Tom no actually actually Julian made those shows what you what you uh what you think of uh of uh of Bill’s bit I thought he did all right yeah I thought when they rolled out that TV thing mhm with seura and and ker I thought that was gonna be Bill putting up like plays or something oh I thought that would have been [ __ ] hilarious if he was just up there roasting us like cowboy clicker it would be such a bill way of [ __ ] making fun of some you didn’t even like you didn’t even double team that guy it wasn’t hip to hip like right it would have actually would have been pretty good yeah they they could have played into they could have steered into that pretty hard yeah but I don’t I don’t know if enough the uh the r and producers are actually really understand that [ __ ] in a way to in a way to actually make it funny so they would have had to bring like you know us in yeah like hey you know what what we what are we going to build diagram so he can [ __ ] with Edelman because you know the dude at Foxboro High School could have done this and you can’t and like I mean which which is pretty it’s funny I think a few of you guys mentioned that [ __ ] I didn’t I [ __ ] did the impression Adam yeah yeah yeah right I got look assle Fox bro team that uper you you actually you you imitate him pretty good you do a pretty good job imita him he he you know yeah I thought he was good I was uh I didn’t they were kind of him and and Han as whether he’s even going to be there um they didn’t want to commit to it they didn’t want to commit to it and then uh I thought it was you know for him I thought it was really good yeah like the fact that he number one showed up and then and then he was and then he was pretty funny in his awkward way yeah you know um so yeah that was uh that was pretty good now pre-show we’re in the green room and remember that where you remember you in there mhm and [ __ ] Bill’s opening up he’s having fun he’s talking War Story we’re talking rookie skits we’re talking fun [ __ ] doing [ __ ] we know a bills all about mhm but it was like Amplified because he was excited to see guys in the job anymore uh Randy um Drew ni me grank we were just chilling in there nice MH and my brother and my buddy and the the funny thing is or interesting thing is I think I was kind of gone when they when it first sort of happened but and then craft walks in that’s what I was about to just right yeah and then craft walks in and so my brother was feeling sorry for himself because every he’s over there and bellich is kind of holding Court well as he’s in the middle of the story craft walks in and so you guys all go over to say out a craft and the last and the last man standing to hear him tell the last man standing is my bro and like well Bill’s Bill’s telling the story if I leave then he’s telling the story to nobody cuz everybody’s over saying hi to craft and then uh but they did they did break it down and got together for I don’t know probably I don’t know 10 minutes at least the two of them the tension in that room though it was it was real could cut [ __ ] glass it was very real it was very real I I was so awkward I was like I was watching coach and I tried to give Coach a heads up I’m like I see craft walk in I’m like yo coach you know like you know some locker room [ __ ] like 5 5 you know like he did of course he didn’t [ __ ] see it right and he came in I was like oh [ __ ] this going to be some fireworks I just walked away mhm I didn’t want to get in there I would have done that too I think how CRA How wild was that last night no man that was that was that was some that was some crazy [ __ ] man I mean that was some crazy [ __ ] you know did Bill really I mean did Tom really get mad at [ __ ] uh Jeff Ross for doing uh so we were looking at that we were looking at that today and and you know we’re sitting up there it certainly wasn’t on the teleprompter yeah um and uh yeah I don’t know if that was part of the script or not but it seemed like it seemed that seemed sincere like like hey man no you don’t go there um which by the way you know I did you know that craft was going to be there I didn’t know he was going to be there until like yesterday yeah like right we did it I heard that um and they did that intentionally so that all these commedians didn’t go too deep on the you know massage jokes and all that all that [ __ ] we don’t yeah and uh um yeah which was smart there are some crazy ones we had oh yeah Alex Guerrero incorporation with massage so I will I will get a massage in a strip mall like I will tell you like the only like the only person I think the whole time U well other than Aaron Hernandez he took a lot of jokes so you know you know rest in peace all right um people or Rest In Hell or whatever but but uh um Love people but uh um yeah Alex Guerrero you know he took it on the chin a bunch and uh you should be used to that by now right well yeah roast mode mode dude by the way dude so many [ __ ] gay jokes dude what happened there what happened there after I left dude I mean what’s the shower scene going on because it was there wasn’t a bunch of that stuff happening when I was there whole National Geographic bird watchers everywhere in there right watching Birds left and right Drew yeah no I I mean I mean look we can we can all be honest like there’s sometimes you’re sitting in the locker room and some dude walks by and you can’t help he’s got this hanging between his legs I mean you know you’re gonna notice but uh um yeah no there a lot of gay [ __ ] going on but I felt but I felt back felt bad for Alex because he’s like he’s just sitting in the audience and doesn’t get to come up and and and fire back at anybody um I mean I didn’t really feel bad for him I don’t give a [ __ ] but you know what it’s like it’s like no if you’re going to if you’re going to go after somebody it’s only if they can come back and get back after you yeah but Alex was roasting me right before the damn roast oh was he really yeah and I’m like all right I I got you had a little joke what did you uh were you were you drinking pretty heavily there or you what you got a couple drinks were you toast at then cuz I was toasty at by the end at the yeah I stayed out of the tequila with you guys I was just drinking what red wine which that’s that’s that’s a little more mellow but um yeah we we had some margaritas for lunch and couple cocktails in the green room and all that so my I was I was kind of Surfing the you know .12 somewhere just had to make sure just had to make sure that that the uh that the that the uh the buzz was right so I didn’t seem super hammered when I got there I I didn’t want to get hammered before I went out no that’s that’s why I was happy to go early I was pissed I had to go late yeah you were supposed to go third yeah yeah they added hell of people though there was people coming like in the Woodworks like every day like oh this guy’s coming now this guy’s what about like I mean Kardashian Kim kard what that was weird I I didn’t understand why everyone booed her why you know I don’t I don’t know that whole deal I don’t know why they boo her either but I don’t but what why her PR people was like the event’s probably amazing let’s get her on and her set was actually pretty good though her jokes were funny it was just not the room for her it’s not no it’s not that didn’t fit yeah it didn’t uh yeah yeah she there was some good she did have some solid material she got she got a tough skin oh she got a tough something else too the uh the um yeah no that one was that one was kind of weird um and then um obviously your uh your buddy uh Ben Affleck man that was I I’m sitting there next to Randy and L was like hey man what the [ __ ] he talking about like I couldn’t figure out what he was talking talking about you know I think he had he was talking about you know Twitter critics or something but I it was it was did you guys something Bill sometimes we were getting messed up hearing yeah so because we were behind speakers so we didn’t get to really sometimes you really couldn’t hear yeah was he it was a little bad as he it was rambling a little bit yeah yeah people were looking around like what is I love Ben and I wanted it to be awesome but I just yeah I don’t know that’s what Ben gets for talking [ __ ] about our receiver cord in [ __ ] 2019 this is true you think I don’t remember that afflac I still remember that alac alac the duck he’s a duck oh Gilbert Gody ass now take us through the process of of this roast how did they ask you did they who approached you and what was your feelings going into this thing yeah it was um was it uh is it jell from the NFL that uh yeah she she reached out I don’t know I I can’t remember when and initially I said I can’t make it cuz we had a you know for with the winery we had a big you know um deal going on up there and and called and begged and like all right cool and I first of all it sounds fun you know and uh so we were able to we were able to make it happen a couple weeks ago and then uh and then we sat down and like my brother and uh my wife actually threw a joke in um um and uh like just started throwing out some material at them and then um they came back the one thing I did really appreciate with the writers was I was I felt like it wasn’t maybe my place to just throw in a wine plug and they wrote The Wine material like [ __ ] yeah let’s get it in there let’s you know we’re going to we’re going to do this let’s let’s let’s throw something in there um and then just went back and forth and back and forth and uh you know there were a couple things that I I just didn’t like they wanted to do a lot of like September 2001 you know stuff but the well they they they gave Tom the uh that uh Jets the Jets you know crashing into me so they wanted they wanted they wanted me to do that like yeah [ __ ] that’s not really I don’t really you know but I I thought it worked well for Tom um and then the other and then the like the Packer stuff with uh with Favre it’s kind of like we’re talking about you know like hey look if he’s not there you you can’t uh you can’t go at him yeah when he’s not there um so we went back and forth a little bit and my and then my uh my wife did veto one Gizelle joke yeah yeah then no I’m not going to tell you not not on here I’ll tell you later but but but but but she I had aelle joke yeah I meanly you can go you can go you go all the way but Mar was like it was something like we all know what Tom Brady’s favorite term is what is it let’s go let’s go guy trademarked it it’s name of his podcast it’s also what his wife said when she took the kids and left yes oh I hated that we cut that we did that at the store and it got actually killed did you do any prep did you go up at all on stage or you just uh I got there yeah other night before we went and went and U kind of ran through the U just ran through the teleprompter stuff real quick and it was interesting because I was thinking on on the when we when we got there I was like I actually I think I feel more comfortable like doing this thing live with the audience um than I did because you know you you’ll read the prompter and then you got a bunch of like stand-ins there and you know and they’re laughing at the jokes because they were told laugh at the jokes so so but it felt so you know disingenuous like okay well are they actually really laughing at these [ __ ] jokes or are they just being nice um and uh so then you know when it’s live we like all right cool we’ll go and um and then you go as long as you want to it was fun yeah no I went uh I was [ __ ] nervous when they asked me to do this thing well I mean look man it’s you we you know go play football in front of a few million people cool we’ve been doing that our whole lives you know exactly what we’re doing you know know how to do this [ __ ] you know are you going to go do comedy yeah in front of a few million people and dude I’ve never done standup before you ever [ __ ] I mean I’ve done a lot of public speaking but never gone up and like hey all right we’re going to do a comedy set it’s different when you have to make people laugh yeah like you have to go do something when you’re public speaking you’re doing a Q&A you’re telling stuff you know you’re telling a story right when you have a object objective to go out and you actually have to like execute Under Pressure yeah I was nervous as [ __ ] and so Jeff actually we were doing the same thing me Kyler and Jack we were sitting in the room and we were just talking with the their writers we threw out a bunch of jokes and Jeff Ross he goes he could feel he could feel that I was a little nervous you know and he goes hey why don’t you come with me to The Comedy Store and do your practice your set oh really yeah oh that’s a great idea so I went Thursday and I did my set on Thursday and I thought The Comedy Store was harder than the [ __ ] the the right yeah the show because it’s it’s such an intimate setting I was like shaking like it just it was scary I that was the first time I ever done any kind of standup [ __ ] right right yeah no I can see that for sure and you know and then you go there you know everybody showing up there because they know all the stuff about Tom and the sports fans and all stuff if you go to The Comedy Store and you know might have some dude from Armenia that uh you know doesn’t even know what shape of football is or a guy from New Jersey who hates your gats bro I gotta say clutch Jean you you killed both of them I know I Gass you up and pump your tires on here but stop you both man stop glazing dog manaz when Jules was running his set before The Comedy Store I was nervous I was nervous oh h no I actually the only time I did sort of a dry run on it um was uh was actually for my for my wife she’s like all right if I’m if I’m going to sign off on you doing this I need to know what you’re going to say right because she was um she and then my kids each of my four kids individually called because they were so nervous oh my God about oh dude dad’s going to embarrass us you know and uh so they they all they all wanted did they wanted to hear some of the jokes and like okay okay all right that’s actually pretty funny all right go good you’re good um so we we we ran that for but but yeah I mean it’s nerve-wracking when you’re doing something you’ve never done in front of you know I’m assuming a few million people yeah Drew who’s the toughest critic in the bledo family that you were like oh [ __ ] like this is who I got to impress uh probably my daughter so we have three sons and a daughter my daughter’s 21 and uh and and she’s a you know she’s great girl she’s she’s she’s a little more buttoned up than the rest of the family um which is not a huge compliment um but uh yeah she’ll she’ll give me the big eye roll and uh and you know and so yeah she wanted to hear but the uh yeah the the one and again I’m not telling you the joke but the one jezelle joke that didn’t go in my wife actually told our daughter and it’s pretty [ __ ] nasty joke uh and she goes okay I got to go and hung up the phone she’s like she like no this is not this is not happening I’m not signing off on this there’s no way Dad’s saying that I heard pregame pre-show that Kevin Hart was debating waiting on coming out in like a Jiu-Jitsu robe or something I was thinking Jeff Ross might Jesus that’s y so I didn’t know if that was on limits but once Kevin Went it I mean he was going balls deep dude all he was he was all in dude how [ __ ] great was he last night too cuz the same deal like we’re sitting up there we’re looking at the prompter dude he was he was he was rolling his own stuff like and you know that’s when you know somebody’s super super [ __ ] talented you just get up there and like hey we’re just going to run with this in the middle of a few million people in front of a few million people and uh and and crush it yeah I was I I’ve been talking about that as well cuz we could see the prompters yeah right and so you could see who was kind of you know improving who wasn’t all the pros they could like say what the prompter said in a different way and then bring a story into it reference something that someone said like and that’s what Kevin was doing and he was a [ __ ] you could tell that dude’s a pro he makes that money for a reason yeah no doubt No Doubt yeah it was yeah he was dude how cool was it that like Chappelle was there last night just to watch yeah and Shane Gillis was there last night just to watch yeah um and um um yeah we went to The Comedy Store after and and watched uh ended up watching Chappelle for about an hour just sit on stage and kind of talk to the audience like he didn’t have any material or whatever just but dude he’s to me he’s the he’s the certainly the greatest living median in my mind yeah um but yeah those guys those guys showed up just to watch this [ __ ] well it’s Comedy Fest right now right yeah y so everyone’s in town right right and you know the comics they all they all very supportive of each other yeah you know what I mean and Jeff’s kind of you know he’s been in that world and they all everyone you know they’re all friends and they go out and support each other and hate each other and hate each other any other huh oh yeah no yeah absolutely we we just went played golf with a bunch of them today and they’re just kind of hanging out and the the the interesting thing with the with the comics which I you know I I guess maybe makes sense but you know a lot of them when you sit down and talk to them I mean they’re not funny you know you know like it’s like you know like will frell was there today right and so haven’t spend any time with him but talk to him a little bit and and you go talk to him and it’s for me it’s it’s kind of hard to keep a straight face because I’m looking at this guy like that’s [ __ ] Ron Burgundy you know that’s you know that’s um you know all of his famous you know it’s uh Ricky Bobby you know it’s all this stuff and then you’re just having a normal conversation with this person and you’re like God this is kind of weird man you know and uh I mean you know they’re smart and good people but you know I think I sort of had in my mind that you know you go talk to a to a comedian yeah you can sit down and he’s going to be funny the whole time and you’re like No actually they’re just normal people and they make people laugh you know for at work you could tell they’re smart yes yeah the good ones the good ones have to be smart and they got to be Wicked quick yeah and they’re witty as [ __ ] yes off top of [ __ ] like if they I don’t know how good was r or will phoh last night that was pretty fun oh dude that was so great he he also was one of the guys that was going off the script oh yeah oh yeah no he was yeah he was yeah he was he was rolling with his own stuff and you know same we’re sitting there watching the prompter like jaelle what do you call her he has G giz dud this is so good yeah oh man he was at mson Square Garden he just no iters it was it was uh no it was brilliant but yeah we’re sitting there watching and like wow he’s been going for a while and he hasn’t even started his the prepared material um but yeah that was that was that was when did you know he was going to show up he wasn’t build as on anything I didn’t know until he walked out personally yeah did you know he going to be there uh maybe like right before the show I didn’t know sh it was a very big surprise right yeah I didn’t yeah I didn’t know pton was going to be there oh yeah oh so I go take a piss M and I see pton in the Green Room okay like what the [ __ ] you doing here he goes join the row I was like he goes don’t don’t tell anyone I’m like I’m telling everyone social media’s out I’m put it out on Twitter right now yeah um yeah they said something earlier they said that that Eli was going to be there as well um which that would have been that would have been kind of funny too but yeah no it was um grank killed like a you know and you killed I know yeah um I thought Randy did a great job he was I I do think he was really nervous yeah um and dude and then the pros come out and there’s a reason they’re Pros oh yeah dude Nikki Glazer she was funny oh my God she got MVP I think so yeah right I I think I think I think she did I told her after we because we we bumped she was um she was you know at that Afterparty I whenever talked to her I was like I think you’re kind of a bond villain cuz you’re super hot yeah and you are an absolute killer you know like she’s just like you know and and then you talk to her in person and she’s the sweetest nicest person you could ever freaking meet but dude her set killed yeah I had some Intel I knew she was going to hit me with a with a gay joke one of my friends was uh dude if everybody’s saying it Jules and everybody’s saying it man I mean dude just go ahead and come on out dude as belich say you suck one [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] sucker yeah right I wish I have lot less problems lot more money Jeff Ross though dude I I mean how great is that [ __ ] dude he’s awesome dude you’re uh you’re uh Jewish joke on him was perfect spot on dude like I I saw where you’re going like this you’re your your your piece of it or you’re like hey you know I’m the Jewish guy was like wow you’re you’re Jewish you’re the jewi and I knew you were going to say something about but then went make people want to join Hamas I’m like dude dude dude that was that was that was that was [ __ ] funny Jeff didn’t Jeff say he’s going to use that when we were talking telling it to him at the store yeah something like that well Jeff was awesome because that help with that yeah shout out that was ours that was ours that was ours um after The Comedy Store Jeff sat with us for about 30 minutes 35 minutes and like went over the script and like okay cut that that was good you know what that’s not you that’s too deep and like he was super supportive and yeah dude he he’s the general he was in on your creative meetings uh he was in the he was on my I only had had one Zoom call with him yeah and he was there he was there for that one and um I just kind of ran through some of the stuff that we had down and then and then you know I think he chimed in a little bit but but left it but you know one of the things though I mean you was talking about these Comedians and how supportive they are of each other and and um and all of that stuff like like the guys oh yeah let’s let’s go and uh appreciate it the U um they’re so generous like the like the like these people that are like Jeff Ross you know um Kev all these all these people they’re generous and supportive and there’s there’s a there’s a camaraderie there where they’re like and I you know there’s also like even if you’re being mercenary there’s a motive there because you know if we go up there and [ __ ] bomb then the show loses all its energy and so they don’t want us to bomb either yeah but you know but yeah just just so generous and and helping out and uh being supportive of each other and and helped us out too which is cool definitely I mean made us feel a lot more comfortable yeah for sure look at you looking like stud you’re dressed to impress who who dressed you me I I had so this this this black shirt that I’m wearing I I almost threw it out it’s a it’s the only Versace I’ve ever had in my life and I’ve had it shoot for I don’t know 15 20 years and it it was almost gone and like oh you know what we’re going to go black on black with the old tuxedo top I like it yeah um so going so going early was probably you you preferred that yeah that was that was uh that was yeah mostly mostly because dude I wanted I just wanted to be done yeah because I don’t know how you were but when I’m sitting up there before I’m going I’m like I’m I’m not even really paying attention to like Kevin and Jeff because I’m in my head like okay this is I got to do this G to do this do this and like and so I mean I knew there were some laughs and stuff but but once I was done dude I’m off the clock and I can just giggle I mean were you uh were you kind of were you in your own head until you’re until you’re set definitely I mean I I I downloaded my script mhm my jokes on my uh my phone mhm so I I just peep over them here and there but I mean I was pretty Cal I I was pretty yeah you stuck The Landing dude I mean like dude there were as far as we could tell there were no nerves you know um but you uh yeah you stuck to land if I didn’t do that comedy store I would have been [ __ ] shot right you know that I had the rep yeah right yeah yeah just one just one even just yeah just one walkth through they good no how crazy was it to see all three of those guys in the room together Bill craft and yeah I mean how crazy was surreal yeah yeah it was uh that it was cool man I you know I I I I know that there’s you know it’s that whole thing is complicated and you know that stuff better better than I do and and um but yeah at the end of the day though there’s still a lot of respect across the board amongst all three of them um so I think it was good to see Bill there for for Tom yeah no 100% yeah it was it was I think it was I think it was good for Tom I think it was good for Bill and it was uh yeah that was I was I was glad he showed up I really was glad that bill showed up it’s still so funny though man we go back there and like he’s not coaching he’s like we go back to do that cold open Deal we’re going to film that that little piece first of all it took him like eight takes like dude bill it’s like one sentence you know um and I you didn’t say that I didn’t say that but that’s what I’m thinking yeah and uh but then like dude like you’re not coaching right now and then it immediately goes straight into ball like he just it’s just all ball all the time even now that he’s not coaching you know and uh yeah it’s interesting it’ll be interesting to see where he goes next year yeah yeah um what do you think where do you think he lands well depends how good the cow boys Philly does right you know what I mean so my uh Giants Giants so my uh my conspiracy theory was that Sabin retired that that uh Sabin and Bill were G to get together and go like one last raw together somewhere [ __ ] you think that would I don’t think I just like like you know sort of one like one of those like hey let’s go let’s go one last her ra together and uh go take over either a college or Pro program and and uh I don’t think they’ll go college no one wants this college nobody wants to go College college you have to you have free agency everyone’s on a one-ear deal not even a one-year deal like a month-to-month deal yeah like dude you finish up Spring ball and you got your secondary and all of a sudden they all go to you know LSU yeah and uh you know small schools like ours you know we’re just Farm teams you know yeah you were a Pack 12 team or pack 10 team yeah we were a pack 10 team and um you know you know so I mean we were underdogs cuz we were a smaller you know smaller school but we were still part of the pack you know pack 10 and then the Pack 12 and um then when that all changed man you know you go find that diamond in the rough you know you go find your Julian Edelman you know that that’s under recruited or whatever and comes in and balls out and next thing you know boom nil gone right yeah um and uh um I was thinking about it if I was at Kent State and I had my first year I was like second team on Mac I would have went to or would got the [ __ ] out of there dude I we were going this was going so well dude I [ __ ] hate Oregon don’t tell me you would have gone to Oregon that was the time where they had a offense like a as a quarterback no dude it’s over come on can we cut we we’ve live so my hatred for the Ducks is twofold when I was in in school they were they were bad like they were shitty at football but they played great against me yeah right so I took that personally and then we live in Oregon so we’re surrounded by all these duck fans that think they invented [ __ ] football and it’s so annoying so anyway I forgive you you didn’t go to Oregon but it’s just man it it’sit a nerve man I hate but yeah you yeah know yeah you would like especially you know for you if you’re if you’re you know the athlete that you are and you’re playing quarterback you get you get in some U you know RPO deal dude you live the [ __ ] world on fire yeah it would have been it’s just this whole college football thing though yeah it’s rough man I don’t like it they’re going have to do something uh yeah I think uh actually I think think I don’t know if it’s an original thought or not but Chip Kelly I thought had the like the the the appropriate answer separate football make football its own thing yeah and uh and then you can you know you can move that around do but but don’t punish all these Olympic athletes that are having to travel to [ __ ] ruers to you know to go swim or you know or it’s I love that it’s always rers is like you see it’s like it’s like they’re easy to make fun of it’s like the Jets they’re easy to make fun of M Bros yeah but uh um rip to the Pack 12 huh sad right that’s I I grew up a pack 10 guy or pack 10 guy I rooted for him yeah I liked Berkeley I lived in Stanford area and [ __ ] yeah a lot of history man that’s it’s it’s three generations for our family my dad played for the Washington Huskies and then um I played for the cougs my brother uh played for the Colorado Buffs which they weren’t part of the pack at that point yeah uh and then my son played for the cougs you know so it’s like man three generations and all of a sudden it’s like it’s just not going to exist anymore it’s it’s it’s weird man it’s so weird but honestly it’s on the leadership of the pack 10 they [ __ ] it up I think it might even it’s I think it even goes deeper than that un it’s on the University presidents that that mismanaged they got to grab for money wherever they can so it sucks man I hate it it’s sad yeah it is sad it is s i mean the coolest thing in the world was Rose bow [ __ ] yeah right you know it’s like yeah that that was the thing man it was and that was sort of the pinnical at least if you’re you know those two conferences there was no you know so maybe I’m just being old nostalgic but dude that that was so cool that was the best the pageantry of it was so cool I mean you’re like 30 years older than me and I that’s that was cool to me too bro go [ __ ] yourself [Laughter] dude Jackie don’t you uh break down these Roasters who was at this roast all right I mean this was a star we love talking star power on this pod this was star studded last night for everyone that has been living under a rock and might not have seen it last night Kevin Hart Tom Brady Julian Edelman Drew bledo grank Moss bellich Payton Manning Ben Affleck will frell as Ron Burgundy Andrew schul Sam J Jeff Rost um Dana White Kim Kardashian Tom sigura Bert ker Tony hinchcliff and that’s just who was the did you see John yeah yeah yeah no uh no Jim was John out there too oh we saw Jim in the parking L yeah Jim Harbaugh Jim Jim Jim Jim was there fresh out of his RV and then I saw Kyle Shanahan Shanah how [ __ ] old I am you know like you know Jim we you know we were contemporaries right you know so yeah we we’re in the Pro Bowl together one year um he was always a little bit odd but he’s a hell of a coach yeah an understatement sorry Jim love you man how do you think he’s gonna do with the Chargers with Herbert man I hope so Justin Herbert right to me is is so freaking talented I think he’s one of the he’s in that very very top tier came from a a great Universe yeah shut the [ __ ] up that’s how much that’s how much that’s how much I that’s how much I love Justin Herbert is that I actually love him even though he played for the Ducks yeah and they and and to come back and just bring that back around the Ducks wasted him yeah like it like he should have been he should have been lighting the world on fire and they their offense wasn’t wasn’t wasn’t the right one for him but I I I really I really hope that he that that Jim’s able to to put some stuff around um Justin Herbert because I think he’s a special kid dude I think he’s going to he’s going to be a lot better cuz they’re going to run the ball they’re going to have the play action game he can move you’re going to get him under the center like just not like rely on the kid the whole time yeah right yeah don’t just put it all on him yeah I was trying to figure out what the heck I did to Sam Jay like we’d never met man she went in on me hard hard oh she went in on me hard which was uh which was like wow man you any jokes her she’s coming on Wednesday yeah she I’ll come up with some [ __ ] hell yeah we roast it was it was funny it was funny it’s like you know it’s like you know look if you’re going to be part of the roast you want somebody to get after you pretty hard so you know yeah but it was yeah dude and then um um Tony henchcliffe I want I want to go back and watch because he did that he was funny he did that he did he did that bit it was so fast about all the kings like Burger King Rodney King like all this stuff and I need to go back and look at it because I think it was genius stuff but it went so fast like dude like somebody doing like fast you know magic you know where you watch and you’re like I don’t know what happened right there but it was really funny I I I came in at the middle because I was pissing oh I think we I think we I think we got and took a piss at the same time I walk back in the middle of coming us too I’m going to bot it but I got it right there everyone was laughing hard no they were going yeah cuz cuz he was out in the audience but yeah thanks for coming and helping hold my dick in the bathroom I appreciate it I mean well you know I have I carry tweezers at all times got him got him I got the I got the transcript I’m not going to do it as well as Tony of course Bert Cher is a king he looks like the Tiger King and the liver King only ate at Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King who got beat up by Rodney King man yes yes right like I walked I walked yeah I I got back right when he was saying I was like whoa that was that was a lot of [ __ ] that’s like some mem level word play was great man yeah got to go rewatch that one you go ahead oh no dude and then um um our boy uh Andrew Schultz that closed it out I I I talked to him for a minute afterwards uh coolest video I saw him was when he first you know got his the first gig at Madison Square Garden he took his dad yeah to go walk around and like I mean it just was cool man he realized his dream you know of making it yeah um great fraking dude and he slayed it too yeah I I didn’t I didn’t get to I I didn’t get by the time he came on I think I couldn’t hear yeah I it was sort of I was uh I was kind of going it was sort of like watching you know it sort like watching a the movie with the U sub subtitles on we could read the we could read the prompter which I also I tried not to watch it because I wanted to like listen to the joke listen to the joke but like oh [ __ ] oh that’s G to be funny right you know um so I able to kind of keep up with it a little bit but I I I actually I’m looking forward to going back and actually watching yeah same here we I did a little bit last night it’s definitely a different product on Netflix like being in the building you don’t get the reactions of everyone like there’s little stuff you miss when they like hone in on like someone who’s getting roasted like it just adds a nice little element that uh it’s definitely worth rewatching on well I know they’re going to edit it down probably for time right you know go not really it’s a streamer yeah they’re going to tighten it up and cond it down but dude but how about [ __ ] crer walking around the Afterparty with his with his shirt off standard I mean just is like dude go ahead and then so crazy thing is that that my bro and our and our buddy um sat at the table with his wife yeah and didn’t you guys didn’t even know it was his wife right just thought she was there to to support him and just an absolute sweetheart like the kindest cutest little thing and uh like oh you poor thing you that’s that’s this is what this is what you sleep with every night like holy sheep [ __ ] Frank get in the car remember like when Frank the Tank’s [ __ ] streaking little cold out there Frank yeah right yeah Frank no seriously like she and but she’s like she’s cute she’s sweet she’s funny and and obviously he’s a great dude otherwise he’s otherwise he’s you know not with her U but yeah man it was funny I did think who who who hit him with the uh with the bit like dude you don’t even know how to be a fat comedian you don’t do drugs and you only [ __ ] your wife I think that was Sam J also it was that was her I think it was yeah oh man from them I really like it man I really really like stand up we so when we were when we were out in Boston we would go to the comedy connection quite a bit a matter of fact uh Dane Dane Cook was was there at the Afterparty I don’t know if you saw him but he was wearing a j11 shirt CC of 2014 fact OG fan saw that no overpriced [ __ ] [ __ ] the uh the uh the uh uh the uh um [ __ ] where was I going with that um comedy connection oh yeah yeah exactly so we used to go to the comedy connection yeah and watch live comedy up there and U where is that in Fel Hall Fel Hall yeah I don’t know if it’s still there or not I don’t know maybe they rebranded it or whatever but man we uh man we saw some we saw some great great and uh comics and and uh Dane Cook was the host though like he was just getting going so he was like the guy that would come and introduce everybody else and do a couple jokes and um I yeah we saw Tommy Davidson there um who crushed and then I don’t know if you remember Anthony Clark but he he actually like punished us like like like we Adam was there and we literally like are putting our heads under the table and covering our ears CU because we were like couldn’t breathe yeah it was killing so no I dude I the great standups [ __ ] amazing you know I I when I started this podcast we originally had Sam Morell on it okay he was my co-host he’s he’s a uh comic out of New York MH and I was living in New York or we were we were producing it first season out of New York and so we would go hang out with them at the cellar okay down in like the comedy seller right and so we go out there and we just go watch him do his bits and then we go into the back room and Shane Gillis would be there and all like these all these Comics were there and and so and then to come out here and I used to go to the the store a lot the Laugh Factory you know it’s just a fun it’s it’s a good night when you go it’s a great night man you go laugh ass off it’s a fun date yeah you know absolutely it’s it’s [ __ ] fun it makes you laugh it gets you out of it’s good for you it’s good for your health yeah supposed to laugh a lot we went to uh Friday we went to the Hollywood Bowl and watch Bill Burr did you yeah it was fun dude it was funny so so we we we played golf with with Bill bur this afternoon and uh and it was the first time I’d met him we’d like exchange test text messages and stuff and uh um we’re playing and and my my bro says he goes dude isn’t it weird don’t you feel like you’ve known him for like 15 years because we’ve been listening listening to his stuff for so long yeah and his and his style is like he’s sitting here right you know he’s up there it’s like you’re sitting around and you’re like dude I feel like I know this freaking guy yeah um and then he was exactly the guy that we wanted him to be yeah um but yeah dude he dude he he kills I saw him so the night I went to the store right we saw him he he did a set he was practicing or something and just like you said I thought I knew him I thought we met already right he’s like nice to meet you for the first time I’m like what the [ __ ] dude I cuz he did our like documentary do yeah and like I I wasn’t there but like I felt like I’ve met him somewhere you feel like you know him we’ watched all his [ __ ] he’s a Boston guy you know what I mean and he’s he’s exactly what you said when you meet him he’s what you want him to be it was kind of cool I you know and I don’t know if this is interesting enough for the podcast but I think you’ll like to hear it you guys can cut it later if you want to but I was asking about his process yeah and and or how he broke in right how you how’ you how’d you break in he goes well I just I just discovered I wasn’t very good at anything else except for making people laugh but he said the hardest part when you when you first break in is you get on stage or you they call your name you walk up on stage and you’ve got all these stories and jokes that you’ve been telling to your buddies that make him laugh and then you get on stage and all of a sudden that goes away and you’re like you’re just performing and he said the hardest part was um getting to the point where he was confident enough that he could just go talk on stage like he would talk in his living room yeah and now he’s completely accomplished that because we all feel like we’re we all feel like we know him right you know which is cool that was that was fun watching Chappelle um sit there last night you know and he wasn’t doing a set he you know he didn’t kill but dude it was like just watching like watching like a great jazz musician practice like just sitting on the stage and just and just riffing with people and just having a conversation and you know so probably get inspo he’s probably up there just inspo yeah looking at people hearing chatter those guys are such creative he’s like talking back and forth to the audience and um you know making fun of people I was slightly slightly less wasted I might have like walked up and sat down and CU what because I was like the only thing I wanted to do and I didn’t want to like you know jump in or ask him questions or whatever I just wanted to drop more quarters into the machine you know and and uh like just go go up there like cuz he was out the roast watch the whole thing just kind of if I could go back in time you know a few hours um would have walked walked up like all right hey man so the roast went tonight you know what did we miss where would you have gone you know and and just like and then just kind of start going but just because he was just up there riffing he was having fun he was being cool um did some funny stuff I don’t even remember what he did I just know we were laughing um but it would have been pretty fun to just like drop some more quarters in him and get him going hell yeah I mean he’s hilarious um how’s Bill Burr’s B uh golf game uh even worse than mine dude he’s [ __ ] terrible are you not a good golfer Drew you just don’t golf enough or what no I play but you know I can play I can I can hit good golf shots but you know just I don’t know it once it once it goes sideways it goes sideways yeah um you know so I’m I’m I’m okay but I but but um Bill he he just said he well I mean you know you know him as much as I do but you can tell he doesn’t have the temperament for golf just he is not patient he’s not going to go spend time on it um but but just super fun being with him yeah aren’t you like a badass skier I I ski a bunch I ski a bunch started skiing when I was uh when I was two years old yeah and um yeah I had to to uh you know my where did you ski uh grew up in the in in the in the Northwest skied up in the uh Cascade Mountains up there in the uh uh in Washington state and then uh bounced around but then I I made the mistake at telling craft right after he bought the team about this amazing hilly skiing trip I took my dad on and uh I was young and stupid and I was 22 and and uh it was like a lifelong dream for me to be able to take Dad h skiing um but I remember I do remember now in retrospect he looked at me kind of funny and then when we did my second contract all of a sudden there was all this language in there about what happens if I get hurt skiing [Laughter] yeah my my dad was a big time skier when he was a kid was he really yeah and and I used to ski and then when I was like 11 I started snowboarding we used to go to Tahoe you know Tahoe was like 4 hours 3 hours and then I would go on to these uh I went on these like high school trips these Invasion trips where you go out like a weekend with just friends and like chaperon oh wow which was insane it’s like your first time being out on the road by yourself as a kid in high school like just packing your bag with booze and [ __ ] I’m just trying to get some stink finger and yeah yeah I know what you’re doing we almost got arrested because we went to Mount Bachelor Oregon one year yeah which was a cool Mountain yeah that’s our home Mountain like we live in Ben it’s 20 minutes from our house and we we tried to shoulder tap for some booze and I guess that’s like really illegal in Oregon or something what what shoulder tap it’s where you ask someone to go to the liquor store and buy you beer full super bad he hey ma’am right of course I would mhm uh um so but did did you but you don’t get on the snow anymore you know I just started I started snowboarding again when right when I retired mhm but when I was skiing and [ __ ] I was like 165 70 lbs I was like a little kid doing like flips and [ __ ] right like 200 lbs now it’s like different well and [ __ ] hurts a lot more when you get a little bit I mean I know you’re like you said 30 years younger than I but but but but it does hurt more to fall when you get a little bit older um so but you are you you have healthy knees I do I do that’s the best yeah yeah I mean such a crazy blessing and my you know M obviously got knocked around quite a bit um but yeah orthopedically I’m healthier than most other guys my age dude that’s the one thing I feel yeah especially when you’re strapped in on the on the snowboard right you’re sitting on that front leg I’m goofy so my front leg’s forward and I could feel like in my [ __ ] joint right I have bad cartilage damage and no PCL root tear like that’s what I ultimately retire because my knee so I feel that [ __ ] right and it [ __ ] sucks yeah no you gonna go do like some stem cell you gonna try and reg and there’s people that are there’s the Panama guy there’s the [ __ ] German dude there’s this guy right they’re still like six seven years away from yeah actually really really being able to re they don’t know how to activate the stem cell yet it’s a crapshoot when they’re shooting that [ __ ] in you you know cuz I’ve had it I had it in my knees before 19 mhm and I put it in my shoulder my grown like you’re like all right this doesn’t do anything right you know or it could be Placebo the people that say like oh my God it’s the best day ever like n right they still haven’t activated the the stem cell okay well they need to because I the only thing that bugs me is my lower back you’re dude I want to re well yeah and yeah I what do you weigh two 230 225 230 to 240 somewhere in there I don’t know I haven’t stepped on a scale in quite a and he he’s put together like it’s just cuz he’s Stout [ __ ] you’re like all Aman man [ __ ] yed dude I’m just [ __ ] yoked dude I wouldn’t go that far D you’re more like Paul bunan yeah the uh the uh um you caught me on your uh your uh on your uh video camera down at your garage so somebody said and I was down there it was hot summer day and he was garage he got a video camera down there and it alerts him we Dude Looks Like Carol baskin’s breaking into your garage from Tiger King like that’s [ __ ] up no way that’s [ __ ] up she’s not she’s not she’s not she’s not yoked like me hold on can we talk about Ernie for a second yes like he was always hiding in the shadows like he was the super secret agent that nobody knew about he never did anything and all of a sudden he’s like all over everything oh yeah like he just decided he wants to like oh cool I’m G to get my U I’m gonna get my fame I I flew his ass out here and had him on the Pod did you really and he lit I mean he was great yeah did you ever talk with Ernie a little bit you know and he was always nice yeah but I remember when like when when uh when Bill first got there and uh um and you know Ernie’s there nobody could figure out what he did like we didn’t know what the hell was going on yeah he was just kind of in the shadows he would watch everybody he would only talk to Bill maybe to bears um and we’re like dude it was a mystery we didn’t know what the hell was going on I felt that same way for about five years six years right and I finally saw him eating his his heirloom tomato with [ __ ] fork and knife and Pepper or salt I go I just sat down next to him and I was like yo what the [ __ ] do you do yo what do you do he’s like well yeah you know how he is he’s kind of like awkwardly like and so then I he’s like basically did all our cards so any scout team card okay was from Ernie oh interesting which is crazy he did all like the film I mean he was like Bill’s right-hand man right I think it was my I think it was like my uh it was like late in the first season they were there and again it was complete mystery and I think we were playing the I think we’re playing the Chiefs was like crunch time at the end was fourth down call fourth and goal to you know run and play to win the game and so I come over and like we’re you know timeout we’re we’re you know kind of talking about what we want to call and hey Drew what do you want to call you know Charlie what do you think get the donut out of your mouth and and uh uh and uh and uh and so like all of a sudden I I hear bill go Ernie what do you like and I didn’t even know he was on the phones I didn’t know any any of this [ __ ] and Ernie makes the play call I’m like holy [ __ ] so that’s what he’s doing like [ __ ] I you know it was uh but anyway now he’s uh now he’s now he’s uh all over the all over the media it’s [ __ ] crazy he he was fun and he’s a great Encyclopedia of football because he he remembers like pretty much like everything yeah man I think he’s kind of a savant right like he’s a big time reader bro he like he’s got like a crazy astute [ __ ] library at his house and he he reads like right he was sitting here like I read this book and like he was making jokes to himself like I read it four times it was so I’m like like d Ernie nobody’s going to get that [ __ ] no but anyway i s sorry I I I corked you off but you uh I forget where you’re going oh you did oh you did the uh the deal with uh you and grank and Ernie the only reason I brought it up because there was these old like throwback [ __ ] photos of like and they had it like they had Drew and I think it was like someone else in like Army outfits with patriotism like it was like they were army guys with like on a Hummer and I was sitting there I was like damn Drew’s [ __ ] huge you were big yeah I but it was also it was like some Village People type stuff it was yeah it was yeah yeah there was different themes I think you guys like maybe that was the start of the gay Legacy like we left behind for the Patriots for you guys yeah uh the uh yeah no I remember like me and Sean Jefferson and C Martin and like Terry Glenn and Ben and yeah I think Willie and I think Willie and Chris yeah Willie was on it yeah it’s great to see Willie last night by the way it was it was great to see Willie it was great to see Willie yeah man I I I just I love that guy so damn much dude I really do man I feel so bad for him man that was a shitty situation I don’t know what the end result of it is man but uh but man just love Willie it was great to it was great to see him come back out it was yeah you know he I mean he’s he’s one of the Caps you know what I mean he ran the locker room hell yeah and like that Legacy stuck throughout I didn’t never played with them but everyone knew that’s that’s Wily’s Locker Willy’s Locker yeah and you know what I mean anyone coming in hey you’re sitting in Willy’s Locker now dude he the biggest badass and I played against him in college and we were teammates and I had to play against him again and uh it was much better to be teammate yeah you know God we put went down to play SC and no [ __ ] I I i’ never never watched like TV copies of games you know you know you just only watch the the film but some reason I ended up watching this this this game against SC and um Bob greasy is calling a game Bob greasy dude again dude we’ve been over this I’m old I get it um but yeah Bob greasy calling a game and uh I dude I took a three-step drop to throw a slant one two three and Willie hits me right in the face on as my third step hits the ground and Bob greasy’s on the The Telecast that y bled so he’s just not going to be able to hold the ball that long against this team like Jesus dude it one two three and Willie met me on my third step yeah he’s a badass and he’s just he’s got like a presence oh he certainly does you feel he certainly does yeah yeah you feel it and he just but he just he such a good dude man I was just glad to see him back out I was too I mean it was great to see that was that was that was fun like just to have all those everyone all the guys in in in the room you know but you played for Parcels MH you play with Carol you play with bich M how did that go yeah it’s interesting it’s it’s it’s interesting because like of those of those three and and like you know they’re all going to be Hall of Fame coaches right like you know so um um that’s crazy they’re all going to be they’re all Hall of Fame coaches I mean Pete’s got to go in the hall don’t he I mean at least you know because when you combine the pros and the college deal you know got he had a lot of success for a long time had a lot of success anyway like but three like you know historically great coaches you know whether Pete gets in or not I hope he does um Pete’s the one that I feel bad for in that equation yeah because he was obviously a hell of a coach he followed parcel’s in Boston parcel’s just ranom media dude like he loved being in front of the camera and loved berading these guys and then Pete comes in and he’s super competitive he’s a hell of a football coach but he’s positive yeah and that just didn’t play very well in the Boston media and then we drafted super poorly man we got a whole bunch of picks when parcel’s left and then when Curtis Martin left we had a whole bunch of picks and we just didn’t draft very well and guys didn’t work out and so Pete ends up getting fired Now it worked out you know obviously it turns into bill yeah um but uh but just you know just just love Pete great football coach but all three of them they they they it’s it’s all the same [ __ ] right you know so like the great coaches it’s it’s all the same I don’t know fundamentals I only play with one coach oh [ __ ] you only did you got you so you know you know I had eight coordinators in 14 years jez I had two Jesus so and Billy o and [ __ ] and and MCD he was there last night Billy o was there last night he was [ __ ] awesome dude I I saw I saw Billy o last I I I don’t I’ve only been around him like two or three times freaking love him Bilo was talking about my boy Jack bro and the craziest thing was I saw him in line for the bathroom and I was too scared to say anything I don’t think he saw me but like when when I came over this morning you told me that oh my God I almost had a cow love Bilo he’s like where’s Jack I’m like I didn’t know he was talking about you I’m like what are you [ __ ] talking about no we gonna gowe We gotta go I’m a BC fan now baby so yeah like the again you know just I’d only known Billy o from just like watching you know you know from afar and then we were out there we were out there for something and he came he came back got to hang out dude he’s funny as hell funny yeah dude he’s he likes to have a good time um but those but those those three coaches you know the the fundamentals of what allows each of them to be successful are the same things they preach the same things you compete you do what you’re supposed to do you on time you just you know like everything you know it’s all it’s all the same it’s just presented so differently you know parcel’s is all Jersey yeah he was funny as hell if he wasn’t talking to you you know what I mean like like he he he was he he had some good material but you just didn’t want him talking to you Pete was was positive um he was great to be around he was fun like it was a it was a it was a fun atmosphere even though it was very competitive um and then Bill’s bill you know and uh where it’s just it’s so freaking business-like obviously you know works yeah um but it’s not fun in games no I mean it’s all business all the time you know where um you know where with where with Pete know like you could come in and like tell a joke or two with him you know chitchat a little bit talk to family whatever you know all all this kind of stuff or that that doesn’t fly with bellich Che yeah at least at least in my experience unless you’re a defensive player oh well there you go right there you he love the he love the defense yeah defensive guy at heart we were talking about we had light on today earlier dude how funny is that dude he oh my gosh dude dude I I I think uh he should have had a mic no I like we I I literally was talking about that last night and and uh he would have lit it up oh dude he is so funny D we were talking earlier like some of his practical joke stuff dude we almost got Jimmy D fired I thing yeah with a little the little fob deal and U and then who well I don’t know we you can decide whether we cut this or not but when um when youall came out and played back toback weeks in the Bay Area yeah we didn’t talk about that okay good talk about that that that you mean yes we’ll have to cut that out yeah he he he may he he he may still not does he even know that happened I don’t think he knows yet still yeah cut cut that cut cut that cut that but bleep it just say bleep bleep it’ll be fun um don’t don’t say but you know what I mean cut that but I but I think uh I think uh yeah the only thing with light though D if you put him up there you might not be able to get him off no he might have just he might have gone the rest of the night the whole night yeah it would have been funny as hell it would have been funny as hell but but yeah anyway uh yeah how was it how was it with uh how was it with Matt man I D I love that dude dude Matt was cool for me like I he he was like a cool older dude that looked out for young guys and I was like a slap dick when I first got there you know what I mean that’s why they gave you 11 cuz they didn’t think you’d make the [ __ ] team exactly 100% they gave me 11 because I didn’t think I was going to make the team Y and he was the type of guy that like him and Conley and the old lineman in general like they’d always like invite me for Thanksgiving cuz I was like my family’s on the west coast you I was a young single kid and like they just put their arm around you you know how the Hogs are absolutely man they’re they’re always those are the those are the dudes and they could cook their balls off Ling can cook and know how to smoke whenever you go to a Lightman house it’s going to be great food you’re and you’re going to have a lot of it a lot of it and it’s probably not going to be vegan no wild you go to O lineman’s house you’re not going to get uh tofu yeah Jackie let’s see what we got we got to put a bow on this thing I mean this thing was Stars studded everybody was out and the big thing the internet’s doing today before we get into the full wrapup is they’re ranking everybody they’re giving everybody letter grades scores they’re breaking down everybody’s roast that’s the big thing on Twitter from where everybody who’s ranking who poroi the ringer everybody’s doing these rankings so we are the definitive wrap-up show nobody’s doing a pod like this nobody’s got the immediacy we do I want to hear your guys’s top five roaster from last night if you had to I know there it’s tough okay I know it’s tough can I get the name of all the guys yeah yeah pull it back up um well um are we gonna include Tom no Tom’s not top five yeah Tom okay Tom is mine is Tom mine is Tom let’s be [ __ ] real people say he had the best joke of the night which one the I don’t I’m gonna butcher it but the essentially Kim’s worried because her kids are home with their that was a pretty good one that was that was solid that was solid I mean I didn’t want to get in making out with your kids because I thought kids were off limit yeah nobody yeah right yeah no that’s yeah that was that was that was the Only Rule they told me like like well obviously I’m not going to make fun of them he’s over here talking about Jack had a good kid J yeah I wanted to do a uh a couple I won’t do it uh thanks for stopping me uh all right so I’m going to I’m I’m going to be nice and throw you in there jewels I think you deserve it nice um I thought I thought you [ __ ] crushed um Nikki y maybe MVP I I dude she absolutely killed um uh Tony henchcliffe yeah um joke per minute was high too and uh Schultz was good Schultz was Schultz was great and he and he had to and he had to back clean up man he had to uh yeah he had and he brought it home he brought it home and then I don’t I mean Kevin’s the host so I don’t get but does he get in there I guess we’ll count him he did to a set at the beginning I guess kind of he set the stage that [ __ ] was nothing was off limits no he yes he did he right away I thought I was sitting there like oh [ __ ] he did that yeah I so I I and again I haven’t watched this thing but you were you were sitting Clos to closer to Tom I’ve heard from a couple people that he looked pretty damn uncomfortable at the start yeah he was getting like I love you from his like sisters and stuff like right he’s like stay strong Lear what but I think you know after but I think but I think you’re right I think Kevin set the bar that okay this is where we’re going yeah and then you know um I know how about you I I agree with every I agree top five with I also like I liked grank you know what the energy and like he and I was and I listened to grank he was he was practicing his well you well you can go grank instead of you cuz I mean if you vote for yourself that’s why but um you got to get Drew yeah Drew is no SL either Drew you went up there and you set the stage with the glass wine like a [ __ ] what a debonaire kind of person deire Debonair the guy in Friday Debon very slave and deboner uh very sve and deboner when I walk up uh the uh uh the wife joke was pretty funny that was awesome 28 years 28 years hey it’s true story the mirror the mirror act out with Tom and the doing the dou for sure does that glad you called it out that that was that was that was that one was not my joke that one came from the writers but it’s like first of all it’s great plug for the winery amen um but then I was like okay yeah I’m going to give him the old blue steel you know like yeah like dude back when you around that one blue still oh dude he was yeah he was he was that one blue steel when you’re around bubs you still chunk steel so Jo who’s your five I got dude if you don’t kiss my ass a little bit then I’m [ __ ] walking off so bro I got blood so thank you appreciate that I got so can you put mine as red please yeah yeah yeah I’ll go yours as red so I can see you got grank too yeah yeah you got grank I liked uh I I thought Nikki Glazer was [ __ ] hilarious D she K she killed she absolutely killed I liked Schultz the eight ring joke yeah yeah so funny and I also I mean like obviously Jeff Ross crushed but but but I also couldn’t have put him in the host category a little bit but you know but Jeff is Jeff is a proedit it’s expected but he also he also has jokes that are great jokes that don’t necessarily kill you right like he didn’t he didn’t I he didn’t like these people were killing people dude I don’t know what I don’t know what the [ __ ] I did to Sam J Dude like dude she got after me Jesus I forgot about oh my god dude she [ __ ] buried me we got to ask her about that she hurt my feelings I cried no you didn’t I didn’t cry I’m kidding I’m kidding and I like Tony H the I caught a actually I’m going with will farell oh heck yeah hell yeah well yeah dude I I love will faroh like he could go up there and and bomb but as Ron Burgundy I was I was just sitting there like it was a movie mixed with the surprise of him actually being dude he he could literally walk out there as Ron bergundy and just stand there and I would probably laugh for 5 minutes I’m sure he he could have just went out there with no preparation and just bullshitted it yeah no it was yeah it’s genius stuff um so you I I will tell you one thing one thing I was that in the whole thing is I was really looking forward to Tom sigur and Bert ker and I thought they’re they’re set together I was like man no let these guys go like it was it was too scripted man these guys are the freaking funniest freaking dud so funny and I felt like it was a little too scripted and set up between the two of them I think they well they I think they started running out of spots oh gotcha so they have you know what I mean because they started bring like Bill Payton right like everyone starts coming and I think they all came within like the last three or four days of or committed right all right all right bottom five we’ll keep it at a top five okay good keep it at a top five why don’t we do maybe too far joke of the night or joke far the joke Kevin had a lot of those oh man you had I I um okay I’m trying to recall all of them the tight end hung joke but uh now I I I think the uh Antonio Brown bringing Jazelle is his plus oh yeah that that that was I was like oh Jesus because you know I mean we’re sitting up there right and and everything’s funny right but you know there’s going to be cameras on us right that was one where I just went like mm no I’m not laughing at that [ __ ] I am not laughing at that [ __ ] I’m like putting my head down and I’m uh yeah that’s what I we got to rewatch it to see what our reaction I hope I didn’t [ __ ] anything up the other thing though they did they did say because when they they go back and like when they do the like The Comedy Central ones I was talking to one of the producers apparently those deals go like five hours which I want to go to one of those I’ll set in the audience but um they cut it yeah and then they edit it down to an hour but then they’ll go back and like if you laugh at something in like the first five minutes they’ll take you for the 12 they they’ll they’ll they’ll put you they’ll put you back there but yeah I do want to see some of the uh some of the reactions um but how about you which joke which joke was like on that line a little bit over I mean Kev set the he set the stage when he he started throwing out Brazilian jiu-jitsu right away yeah dude yeah I mean I was like yo okay here we go I was so happy though because and it made my jokes not as bad yeah no exactly I was like all right cool thank you thank exactly yeah right the Dana White of Michael Vic of humans was that was great who is that ick Glazer yeah oh yeah that was a great one no what what they call him they called him the uh that like the nextg skin head because he found a way for uh immigrants to beat each other up or put immigrants in cages put immigrants in cages and be P oh my God or steal Brazilians at a half their purse yes yes yeah oh dude yeah killed absolutely killed absolutely killed now what did you do at that did you go went to the after party I said at the after party yeah we at the after party for a while um which was uh which was awesome and then uh and then then we went to The Comedy Store and um hung out with a bunch of the writers and some of the comedians were there and then and then we found out that the Chappelle was going upstairs so we like we’re going to go sit [ __ ] with him yeah what was a Vibe at this Afterparty for a guy that wasn’t there what’s that that wasn’t at the Afterparty but take us inside the room there what was the vibe I thought it was fun because you had you know you had you had a bunch of different people there you know I was I just hanging out Lonnie and I like pack you know you got to see some of the old guys you had some of the fighters and that Sean Sean what’s his uh Ali Sean and then the guy who [ __ ] called the other dude out what’s his name Max Hollow is it Max yeah how long did Tom stay for I don’t no it was you know I don’t know dude did Tom go I didn’t see him I know CRA craft went for craft was there CRA was doing craft craft was there for a while the [ __ ] and that’s why you know like I you know a human being like I mean you know you know how much you know how much uh you know how much that I ad doorcraft and I and I and I know you do too one of the things that he’s done the entire time I’ve known him is he shows up at [ __ ] for the players yeah like I remember the first year he bought the team we were having our big holiday party and uh we had to go do the deal at the stadium for all the sponsors and fans and stuff and zolak we were going to the to the team party like the player party afterward and we go get in the limo and zo goes I’m going to go back and get him what he goes he went back and grabbed him and he went to the party and partied with us [ __ ] all night long oh wow um and uh crafty like he just he he just he shows he shows up with stuff like he you know I think part he wants to be a part of it but it’s also he knows that it’s that that it matters to people that he shows up so I was glad that he showed up I was and this Putin joke was great it was a good that was a good J that’s real [ __ ] by the way Putin stole his [ __ ] ring we want that’s that’s like that’s like you know we want to write a movie about it that’s insan do they we want to oh D yeah that’d be a great movie might want to wait till Putin’s dead um I might not go after him while he’s alive dude it’ be more of the heist of getting the ring back yeah I’ll I’ll get in the ring back okay got you it’d be kind of fun there you go yeah that would be like comedy a mission impossible like a mission impossible uh comedy that’d be that’d be great it’d be fun kind like a Pineapple Express yeah there you go with like Vladimir Putin pitch I’m pitching movies to Drew right now that’s interview that’s great they interview those those always work out as Investments so you I might just invite and see if Tom can find me a crypto investment dude they [ __ ] buried him on that deal I I had forgotten about that entire angle and dude the uh who was it uh was it Nikki joke about grank you know that not real money gr me know that not real money it’s like Jesus I got a standing ovation standing o that that [ __ ] crashed god dude she she was the MVP in my mind she was definitely MVP dude she absolutely fre oh dude and she had like little Jabs for her Segways oh man she was freaking fantastic she is she a bond villain I don’t she’s a super sweetheart but I don’t want to cross her cuz dude brutal wait Jules before we wrap up real quick can I ask you about the selfie how’d that come about which one the one on stage with you and Drew and Bill and Tom I everybody so that selfie was on like during the credits so the internet was like we need to see the picture we need to see the picture the the Twitter verse was was do I have it have we seen it it’s been posted you’ve got a a competent team oh good good J I just want to know how it came about you just full candid just I photo that [ __ ] yeah Jules didn’t invite me he wanted to get picture with you know yeah his boyfriend and his old coach and uh and so like I’m going to photo bomb this [ __ ] I’m his side piece bro I know that’s that’s well actually might be his main piece these days so you know good luck uh the uh uh yeah let’s name let’s name the game so if this was a real game we normally do a whole thing but let’s bear with us name the game the gro roast the gro the greatest of all roast what do you think Drew or something better or something better I I mean the yeah the the the gro thing I kind of probably the greatest of all of all roast greatest of all roast I don’t know I might score it let’s score the game is this the greatest game of all time let’s score it Stakes 0 to 10 on the roast oh those high stakes dude I mean that’s a that’s a I mean on a 0o to 10 Stakes are probably I’m I’m going to say an eight eight so higher than a game seven of a Stanley Cup Final these I mean we got a lot we got a lot of like I’m going right in there with there’s Legacy here this is this a Highwire act baby this is live this a Highwire act live and live right live yeah live first live stream on Netflix or one of them first yeah first live roast second one was I think I think Cat Williams went like the like two days before before okay which by the way billberg did say today that um Cat Williams is his number one guy that he never wants to follow that’s saying something that because because because he goes he goes dude that guy kills yeah and he goes if he’s if he’s there he goes I want to go first yeah which was cool because I I know his stuff but I haven’t watched a lot of Cat Williams but yeah anyway well he he just popped off because that Shannon sharp podcast I didn’t see that and then he used to have really good standup a couple few years back really I haven’t seen his new stuff I want to see some of his new stuffen seen love cat was funny I’m going to go with an eight there’s a lot of reputations on the line here yeah in Star Power Star I mean this is a stared event well I mean [ __ ] dude I was there so um it would have been better if yeah that would have been better so hold on star power is interesting cuz I’m thinking of who could have been there that wasn’t um uh oh no just trying to think like star power like could could it have been could it have been better in terms of Eli Eli [ __ ] Eli that’s the right answer no Eli you’re probably never going to watch this but I [ __ ] love you anyway he’s been he’s show oh has he really no Eli watches thing religiously he yeah I know he does I know he does um yeah I you know I think in terms of um like pertinent to Tom yeah I mean it’s that’s probably an eight as well I’m trying to think of who could have been there that wasn’t I mean Matt Damon would have been one that could have been there dude I’m saying it’s a 95 we had lot I mean Kim Kardashian was there she’s followed by 300 million people yeah like Star Power Nations more than [ __ ] negative to me though cuz like like what what’s the connection I mean do they do they actually really hook up or or no I don’t know yeah I think you do maybe now I have no clue fcking dude I don’t know uh I was just trying to lock eyes with Kim I was like trying she was all about Tom yeah game play H the game play I thought the show went well uh I would say um again we kind of went through there there were just there were you know there just there were some that didn’t go as well I’m gonna go I’m gonna go 85 I’m going to go a little higher on gameplay I I I think that there were just there could have been addition by subtraction and that’s the nicest thing I can say with the a little long it was long it was long it was long it was like a banquet it was a little yes like an awards like Awards like a banquet where it’s like two and a half three hours yeah I’m like oh really another award for most inspirational [ __ ] dude um great banquet it was fun unbelievable uh gameplay though for me I’m g go 79 mhm name the name of the roast N I don’t know it’s just like it’s just it’s it’s so nonis I’ll just I don’t I don’t know what I I’m not going to write a better one right now um not not every game can have a great score no that’s true it’s true I’m just going to say five just like average average name average but I don’t have a better idea with so it’s going to five’s good the brast the brast brast I like that yeah there you go that might just up a little you got to be a bro to be a brast yeah yeah yeah you get roasted by your Bros the brast yeah but Brady’s computer that’s true that’s true that’s true Jules uh 55 Jack I can’t stand by your 11 oh I gave a star power an 11 I went over the 10 I’ll knock it down to a 10 I’ll knock it down to a 10 thank you Jack bro I love Kim K I love everybody there 7.08 mhm ni what your rank I don’t think we have the ranks are we ranking this one yeah let’s throw it in I might have it all right hold on I got them right here you drop it in yeah I don’t have let me I got it hold on got it yep um the BR here we go the Bro the brast there you go that’ll be that be when we uh we when we when we get after you that’ll be the uh the brast that’ll be the bro I like that just behind the 2011 Stanley Cup final game seven Bruins versus Canucks right where it belongs baby and right ahead of the 2131 Cal Ripken breaks um what’s his name L gar Gary’s record nice God just fix the scoring system this is in its own special category for non-athletic event time for that you think what [Laughter] oh they named the diseased after oh man roast crazy Drew we miss anything I don’t think so man this been it’s been a ton of fun man love you respect you um and what I what I said to you back in the day is actually super real to me um you know I always view that as my number and if somebody was going to wear it I wanted them to [ __ ] play exactly the way that you played the game just tough as [ __ ] um competitive as hell great teammate you know all that [ __ ] um so you know a lot of respect brother a lot of respect brother oh [ __ ] I’m not a wh That’s that’s bad luck [ __ ] bad luck wait I got a quick question like uh you’re a wine connoisseur like how do I like if I’m with like a girl that’s kind of snoody mhm and she’s like I got to like Flex what wine to order what do I do uh how do I make myself look good well okay well I mean okay this this is this is a deep subject and we can go a little bit deep on this so like um is so you got to try to factor in you know how much does this girl know about wine is she going to be impressed by how much you spend or does she actually really know wine okay yeah um so if you’re dating the one that only cares about how much you spend then you know you should you shouldn’t spend very much on her um um I [ __ ] up I yeah he spent the biggest one um no I um I mean I’m I’m a homer for the Northwest you know um the stuff that’s that that’s coming out of um out of w Wala and out of the willamet valley in Oregon you’re always going to get a much better value yeah you’re going to get better wine for your dollar yeah um in Oregon and Washington um and then um and then you know if you really if actually really trying to kind of impress her and she knows a little bit about wine just just get a little cheat sheet on your phone of the vintages yeah and then and then you can um then you can uh you can find good wine for Less dollars by just buying the right vintage Drew was a trick question you just say get double back well I didn’t know you were trying to marry her dude what a game what a game what a night thanks again to Drew that’s been another episode of games with names subscribe on Apple podcast Spotify wherever you listen to your podcast comment a game you want us to do and remember rate in review remember to follow games with names on YouTube Instagram X Tik Tok Snapchat leave a message at the hotline bling at 424 291-2290 we will see you guys next week games of names a production of iHeart radio for more podcasts from iHeart Radio visit the iHeart Radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
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Who took the crown for the best performance during The Roast of Tom Brady?⬇
This game should be referred to as "Passion of the Christ"
Name of the game for this episode: TB12 gets deep groated live
Drew, not Fanuel hall – Qunicy Market 2d floor
Edelmans legs look like Popeyes arms
DREW ❤ i so respect you sir you are forever a patriots legends.
Gronk was the most roasted 😂
Drew didn’t just lay the foundation he won that AFC championship. Have to get # 1 to get #6. Pats fans all love drew. Just should of went to a better team than buffalo after
Drewwwwwww! #DB11 is STILL my favorite #11, and that's taking NOTHING away from #JE11, who was more than a worthy successor! The #11Club!
Have Drew back for an Iconic Drew game! His comeback against The Vikings or Fog Bowl Playoff or AFC Chapman games against Pittsburgh! Big win against Buffalo with a pin in his index throwing hand.. Shootouts with Marino, Kelly, Elway, Young, Flutie and a Baby Peyton Manning.. up to you!
1. Nikki Glaser
2. Tony Hinchcliffe
3. Julian Edelman
4. Andrew Schulz
5. Jeff Ross
I couldn’t watch that roast of Tom
Jules, that's at least enough flesh to be exposing with those shorts.
Thornton should definitely give up the number 11
Really enjoyed the show.
Subscribe after seeing you have drew on here! So many patriots to interview!
One of the MVPs of the Celtics 2018 playoff run
What's going on with Drew's tongue? Does he have a dip, did he drop a line is the wine that dry?
Your guyses. smh.
Jeff Ross is the "next" Don Rickles.
Drew Bledsoe is a super weirdo
founding block!!! great to see Drew Bledsoe get kudos
Julian is so Hott but he dips.. Damn Gina ..Lol