Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to Tom Brady’s roast on Netflix, featuring Kevin Hart, Bill Belichick, Rob Gronkowski, and many more. Unc explains why he would never do a celebrity roast.
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hello it’s your favorite sports Unk here don’t forget to hit that subscribe button to join the fastest growing community on YouTube Remember night cap doesn’t happen without you so please subscribe or you’re going to make oo cry Tom Brady got roasted they toore his ass up too they got they got him good you know what I didn’t I didn’t get I didn’t get a chance to see it I saw a few Clips on Twitter um I’m sure you probably saw more than I did I just have one question yeah I’m sure you’re very familiar with the roast that I talked about earlier when we talked about roast as far as everything being a green light especially back in those days where nothing was really frowned upon and everything and when I say everything was the green light even the jokes that had a little bit of racist undertone the watermelon joke the chicken jokes yeah was it anything like that or was it a was it a PC roast no it was no PC they tore his ass up and I and Midway and probably from the very beginning he realized what the hell did I sign up for right right you have to understand look a roast in and of itself like even though we don’t have cameras and all that when we roast one another we at the barber shop we had to we had to get together with the boys we roasting we bringing up [ __ ] oh yeah you have sometimes roast what do they roast lead to a fight because you make it too personal uhuh yeah see now so in that situation man they bringing up stuff man hey hey they brought up something about Mr KRA he didn’t seem too I think some uh comedians said hey uh I thought I was goingon to get a massage right making reference to Mr craft and Tom like hey don’t say that is again so you can’t listen you can’t do that rule number one when it comes to roasting you do not interrupt the person roasting at all you cannot interrupt the that is the whole point of a roast especially one of this magnitude with a with a polarizing figure like Tom Brady you got to sit there and take it did they roast the relationship between Jazelle and her trainer oh oh they they they went there bro that’s a roast I’m telling you that’s you’ve been around situation where guys just start off joking we call it joning call it roasting whatever it call to be and it gets too it gets out of hand it starts to get personal it starts to treade into a situation oh your girl oh your wife oh your kid and W but in this situation this is what you signed up for so again you have to be careful me I could I roast somebody absolutely ass up take could I get roasted oh no oh absolutely not I could never oh you can’t you can’t take no roasting no because here’s the thing the guys that you’re gonna need to roast me they know everything yeah that’s the point you get bucket you get Burns you get some of the guys that that’s been around me for 30 years they know what all about is a Buri right right right right d but call Lo D to tear somebody else ass up oh you g you gonna let him have it am I whole the whole nine yards yeah I like I like it I I think obviously because of my personality because I am I’m pretty easygoing I could probably I could sit through a roast because I’m so I’m so used to jonesing or ranking uh whatever you call it wherever you’re from I I I would I would enjoy that I would there anything that you’ve done that you’re not proud about right they’re going to bring that up oh that that that’s a part of rasing I understand know see it’s easy to say that until you un it’s like it’s like being in that chair in that interrogating room man I ain’t gonna tell them nothing and then they come in and they start throwing pictures and they start talking about such and such hold on how you know about that yeah and they talking about well this is a this is a murder this is a a death sentence case this is a capital murder you’ve seen the first 48 when they defitely when they 48 lived in Liberty City oh yes I remember clear as day now they all of a sudden they talking about that’s a de hey they gonna put that needle in your arm oh yeah oh yeah Mama not gonna be able to hug you Granny ain’t gonna be able to see you no more yeah but you you know what when it when it comes to me obviously I think your life has been a little bit more private as as as opposed to mine everything I’ve done I’ve always lived I’ve always lived I’ve always lived publicly always so so my good my my goods were public and my lows were public you you understand where I’m going so I would never want to hide behind uh social media or or tuck my tail when I made my when I made my mistakes I made it with my head high I took responsibility and just and and went on about my day trying to recover and do all the right things to write my wrongs if if I might say so that’s why I say someone like someone like myself if it came to a roast I can take that because i’ I’ve had the brunt of the bad in front of the world right front of the world so I mean it wouldn’t be no issue yeah see for me um like when with my boys we joining yeah it’s I don’t I don’t I they say stuff it don’t even bother me that’s a small crowd though that’s a small crowd but see now you’re talking about people that you don’t know and you don’t have a personal relationship relationship with right right joning or Ro or roasting that’s what you know hey you and I we go back and forth with each other but you and I have a personal relationship I wouldn’t dare let somebody say some of the thing that what you be talk you be oh no hell to n right but that’s but see that’s the whole point of having a roast because now you getting people but in a roast a lot of times they start off that’s what they do these are comedians like the first 10 15 guys that roast your ass they’ve been doing this 10 15 30 years yeah you had the carable net you had the da Rickles you had the Rodney danger Fields you had the Flip Wilson the Richard proud all those would let you have it big time hey what’s what’s old girl what’s What’s um Esther s son what’s her regular name leanda pige oh my goodness boy hey boy she was so funny on that goddamn roast with uh with Dean Martin man Dean Martin oh that you know they got tapes they got tapes with Dean Martin you can get like 20 tapes of of celebrity roast they well they lighting people up every Everybody yeah now and like I said going to an HBCU if you can’t Jon you can’t Rose I how you make it’t sur I don’t know how you make it yeah and we used to have the Roses like we just go to each other room and we just joone each other I’m talking about joining I’m talking about oh yeah as as a matter of fact my old teammate Red Grant um I saw him last night wait comedian Red Grant yeah he was on he’s on the team at Savannah State man what position red what what position red play full back wait he must have been fat back then red small yeah he was a fullback hell everybody was small 35 years ago hey man I see listen back I I hate to change the subject I used to watch Red Grant at the Laugh Factory way back when I was in LA way back then when D Davis used to host sometime that’s how long I’ve been watching Red Grant yeah damn that’s dope we used to have talent shows red another dude name uh his name was Bernard Matt uhuh and they would do comedy uh this other dude named Eugene Bradley they would have wrestling matches I mean and so ladies would come up yeah oh yeah oh oh Oo we had real live Talent the girls I mean they could really really sing right got oh man it was it was unbelievable but when it came to that joning yeah different ball game you know sh you know sh kept the F of the chase yeah oh yeah but like you said things that you could get away back back then oh it ain’t work oh you getting cancelled today oh no you getting cancelled today right because I we were ripping them but that’s where we are now and you adapt I still can get them off though you know I can still get the jokes off that’s my thing uh so jezelle Bob craft a Nicki Glazer with some crazy Aaron Hernandez jokes who knew Drew bledo was funny they boo Kim Kardash even coach bich got involved there yeah coach bich came on that thing was he funny dressed like an encyclopedia salesman but he was but he was there he was there oh that’s funny oh man yeah but the roast hey everybody everybody like I said like comedians do really well in Rose yeah because they know how to take it it’s they in the environment that’s the environment they that’s it it’s just like a football player he knows how to take a hit a wide receiver a running back they know how to take a hit right the average person you put him out there some P say okay take this hit you breaking something something getting broke yes yeah because you don’t know how to give you don’t know how to fall so but everybody no them them ropes ain’t for everybody yeah I got yeah I got I gotta watch that one I’m obviously I’m not watching it tonight as a matter of fact I still think they tearing his ass up wait it’s still going on yeah okay I got I’m G watch it I’m G watch it in the morning I actually a the night a Ain happening yeah it’s gonna be going on but uh it was good like I said I think Tom he probably like once that initial Burn Right got over he like okay but you know he was sitting there like um that sounded like a good idea at the time that’s a terrible not why you’re in it and it’s too late now once it’s gone once it’s G it’s too late then you came back out yeah yeah you you ever know show somebody ask you to do something and you like yeah yeah and then when it comes time for you to do it you’re like man why the hell I say yeah I know damn well I was gonna want to do this right that happens all the time I and then you get stuck but it is what it is but uh he he it’s uh he’s doing the best he can with it I know that jezelle stuff it’s things you think so to hear about your old lady was seeing bro you Tom Brady the greater the person the greater ego you know how that work and you know somebody potentially was with her while you man stop it Oho yeah listen you listen you you’ve always said it before what did you say about expectations yeah if you learn to manage your expectations ain’t no managing no expectations when I got when I’ve been a marriage for 10 years and two kids ain’t no managing no expectations [ __ ] all right you you you done been around long enough now you done been you you done been around long enough you understanding you know women you done been around you come on now ring ring ring on the finger relationship title come on now so let me ask you a question let’s just say for the sake of argument you married yes sir have a b you have a baby yes sir and then you know baby need blood or something ah you ain’t a match ah are you mad man expectations under the assumtion that’s your kid Ain no managing no expectations and no marriage maybe in a relationship maybe we dating I should manage my expectations Oho I’ve been through all my expectations at the window window I’m all in with your ass yes sir hey hey that little Mor that little Mory analogy you get right there and I we we done seen it happen over the years to four-month old marqueis you are not the father man I’mma tear up that hospital I ain’t gonna even lie man I’m hey I’mma tell that hospital up yeah listen I’m with you when you’re right I’m with you when you’re right but there just been so many so many situations and when I I always think to myself is I try to be realistic I even in in in all situations and and and and and put things into into logical terms you know and understanding that human error is inevitable uh we all try to strive for perfection in all that we do and many of us continue to always fall at times by the wayside no matter how perfect we try to be and I I always keep that way way way way in the back of my head all the way in the back way back just just with with understanding that as as great as individuals try to be as partners at times they make mistakes at times oo even with that minor the fact that you’ve been in this relationship and you thinking so long and you right and you like how could it be because she’s with me or she’s at working but she’s found a way to deceive me for it appear even if it even if it’s only for 30 minutes even if it’s only for an hour let alone and here’s the thing that gets a man when the woman steps out on him in the relationship because in order for that woman to leave step out of that man she feels something yeah you see unless a woman unless a woman is a prostitute she can’t distinguish [ __ ] from so there is an attachment to that guy an emotional emal attachment at that a guy when they say a guy will hit a snake if you hold a head he’ll hit the wood pile that the snake in if he thought he was in there that’s how disattached to they are with that situation very much a fe for a woman to have a sexual relationship with a man and she’s in a relationship or she’s married yeah oh and that’s what get it because you know you know you been there yeah yeah think about think think about this and obviously you’ve been a part of that Circle the elite part of the 1% you’ve heard the stories you’ve heard the countless stories of these situations happening over and over and over and one thing I mean pertaining one thing I’ve never done throughout the years and anyone I was dealing with I never thought I was that big of a person where it can’t happen to me oh no ever ever ever ever ever and I one thing I’ve never done is I never put anything past anyone no matter who it was no matter how much I love them never put anything past anyone human error is inevitable yeah inevitable and that’s just that’s just the way I’ve always lived and that mindset has always saved me from being hurt this disappointed yes disappointment yes being hurt no because here’s the thing see women are not impulsive men are impulsive yes sir see a woman’s gonna plan it oh yeah it’s strategic strategic she gonna call her girlfriends hey we were at the mall go buy me something from Victoria Secret now she gonna buy what she gonna meet up with her girlfriend get it put that on for you with old dude done knock the boots off him ah come on now yeah now you found that out because she planned it called premeditation oh yeah see women are not impulsive women are not impulsive see I three steps ahead they three steps ahead always because women are like cats see a cat can sneak up on you and rub on your like where the hell you come from you hear a dog a dog will come you hear his feet on the floor or you hear him panting oh yeah cat sneak up on you rub on your where you come from so she done planned it yeah yeah did all that you find out then you find out yeah but but listen one thing about it is and I I I can be honest we family chat when you’ve been on the other end of the spectrum when you’ve been on the other end of the spectrum for so many years and you were a part of the planning you get where I’m going Stay Stay Stay Stay with me when you were a part of the planning that’s being done then you a little bit more seasoned you’re a little bit more seasoned to understand something ain’t right oh yeah I’m I’m trying I’m trying to take you there without really going there yeah okay oh yeah are you are you picking up what I’m putting down I picked it up okay stay with me now but the chat understands I mean uh I’m sure of the people in the chat I mean sometimes you know how guys are ain’t nobody ever did this to me I ain’t never did you the one somebody probably got up right now yeah swinging from the chandelier while you talking about it ain’t happening you up here talking to oo and I and got him deep but hey that’s hey and that’s the thing with a roast CH so if people know that yeah all your indiscretions everything is out the bag yeah B so Tom Brady the better man than me like I said hey one onone the locker room we with the boys I’m the roast champ Man live oh that thing gonna be a oh no yeah [Music]
20 Comments
Bernard Mack? Unc, Did you mean Bernie Mack?
It was a great roast for the most part. I really could not stand Kevin Hart, Will Ferrel and shockingly Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer. Also i dont think Brady was actually mad at that one joke. Especially since it wasn't that bad compared to everything else.
It was Tom Bradys roast, not RKK roast. Brady did the right thing.
Ocho has always been salty.
Unc was serious when he spoke on this one
unc said “knocking the boots off her”😂
Did Skip Ball-less cry and weep over how they mistreated his poor,poor Thomas. Edward. Patrick. Brady.?😪😰😭😂
Tom Brady took it like the champion he is.
I love how honest Shannon is, that's what makes this show so good. Bro knows he couldn't handle a roast. I respect that.
I remember the old Dean Martin roasts from back in the day. This ish is dangerous.
Rule #1 with roasting if you can dish it you got to know how to take it 🤷🏽♂️ … if you let your emotions get the best of you , you gone catch an L or want to fight lol
That Roast was the best comedy set I've seen in YEARS! I haven't laughed like that in ages.
we called that “bagging” on each other back in the day
For the record Unc the blood always matches with the mother.
Me kno dat not real money- Gronk 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
They would be on Sharpe tail 😂😂😂
I didn't understand why Tom would do it, he must not have known how how low and personal these televised roast are. Once you agree to come on there you can't get mad or offended by what these people are going to say like he did on the Robert Kraft joke…
Shannons a loser he can dish it out but cant it!!!!!!!
We called it “Doin the dozens.”
Shannon really said he can dish it but can’t take it… stay out the roast then!