We try to eat 100 Krystals in 9 Holes!

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good ball man but they was like I could
hold that
in oh be good
where he I don’t feel comfortable
driving a this [ __ ] is
spicy throw up
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all right what’s up guys welcome back to
another video today we’re taking on a
new challenge we’re going to try to
finish a 100 crystals in nine holes and
shoot five under par we’re playing the
tips because we got Big Baby Dave here
with
us and boyin kale and me enjoy the show
let’s
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go all right
sit
sit that’s
perfect oh yeah oh
yeah that be
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good good ball man that look just like
mine I ain’t going to lie uh that that
first Burger was
delicious all right here’s a disclaimer
we put some stupid hot sauce one D
crystals if he doesn’t know about he’s
got no [ __ ]
ideas that bit was
spicy oh my God this [ __ ] is
spicy they got a little Kake
mhm go ball go good divit though look at
that
divit go
oh oh
hey jar oh that looks real nice more
light from the
side oh my god do we have a ball in the
green yeah we can hit a good one yeah I
Hees are fast dude and
God
he all right damn I’m let
leave what a start that’s [ __ ] crazy
it’s kind of funny it didn’t face him I
was ready for the
reaction it’s even funnier than it did I
put way I thought we were either going
to kill him or he just wasn’t the way he
was acting I was like that’s not the he
ate something different I thought boyin
just told him that ketchup was kind of
spicy or something had a delayed
reaction is what what is
it no [ __ ] you got that cart bath dial I
was ha
now do you realize that we loaded that
Crystal up with hot
sauce I don’t believe that you didn’t
even face it dude really yes and you
took it like a machine this supposed to
be like some I have a video of how much
hot sauce dud I took like a drop or two
of it in the [ __ ] parking lot and it
hot as [ __ ] okay so it was hot hell yeah
but it still didn’t getting that bad I’m
better now but it was getting you for a
oh hell yeah did I think the mental side
of oh God be good uhoh
please get up maybe a I knew I got just
a little
CH that’s exactly where boy went but
honestly can’t believe that he decided
to give it to you on the first hole I
told him to wait till like last CU if it
[ __ ] you up too bad we be down a guy
but that was the fith I had in him I was
like he’s not going to
quit out that I want you to look at this
did you did you he said on the Range he
said what did he like it doesn’t face
him I was like I my respect for David
Goes to the [ __ ] roof I said said
there’s no way I said I honestly feared
that we would kill
it it look like petchup it wasn’t
petchup that’s what hot is well I know
that but it needed a drop some of the
some of them that I put on there no that
[ __ ] me like a [ __ ] train though I
wonder why I tast weird yeah how did
you I mean that’s like the hottest
H [ __ ]
hey don’t play this whole go get the
[ __ ] by I’m not hting front that’s some
introverts right there that is they
didn’t want confrontation we’ll just
play this all later fellas how do they
think y’all need help with these
crystals I’m okay if they grab one on
the
way I mean it’s kind of how
much Mark that like
autter pick that up we have a [ __ ]
we’re definitely going to yeah pick it
up pick it up I
guess I go pick it
up yeah I
got
it’s nice speed dude you feel like you
hit that hard
no like that get in there oh
yeah all right Dave KN it in for us hey
show them that old no
looker look at
yes
never he made a three-footer
he B pulled out how did we catch
somebody like we’re eating [ __ ] 20
Burgers who said that he said how did
weat I generally was like what the [ __ ]
these with cheese it suck cheese is
great buddy tipping this was a b call oh
it’s going to be hard I like it though I
mean we got four
guys and I’m just saying that 30 40 yard
is going to be tough it makes us look
more legit oh we are legit not to Legit
to
Quit how many of you had
Dave Dave I I think eight down as well I
think I’m seven down you got to catch up
six behind what if he wants
mustard mine are spicy enough go ahead
jackass she almost get all them or
something that would have been [ __ ]
bad for you and Dave me and well I would
have switched them obviously
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before hard Dave is in play
right not
really no pressure boy that’s why he’s
the a player good
thing oh we’re [ __ ] all right let’s go
find it boys how far are we anybody
shoot something 260 to the
center the green center what what do you
[ __ ] think what is it to the C he
said to the center I said of what so
what’s the number
260 God damn 260 was always the number
yeah it never changed it was just where
it was to well that’s that’s pretty
important okay I mean open your ey could
260 be to the middle of the I didn’t
even hear
it I was to say I feel like it’s if it
keeps going it’s
perfect pretty sure that went straight
as an arrow did it not oh it is
cool well Dave had that one
da didn’t go the fa
way that ball never had a
shot be too
much that no [ __ ] if it went in the hole
that’s going to be pretty [ __ ] nuts
you didn’t let me I just said if it does
I didn’t say what the result was going
to be I thought it was pretty
good oh I swear if he sticks this I mean
look at that look at it he didn’t even
want it it’s a birdie
hole Dave that’s good for
Dave that’s
Big
D oh D good shot boys good shot
cracker got to get don’t get now this is
the guy that wanted the bunker believe
in the team holy
cow
oh the a player huh thank God for us D
were you looking yeah we all were where
is I just looked at Kirk and he was
still looking what’s your boy YouTube
channel CK golf CK golf 77 thanks man
have a good one thanks man you can watch
us eat uh a few dozen donuts in our last
ones a cup right
left bang come on he pushed it right the
of the cup he played a slice hey that
was big big [ __ ] come on who said was
going to
be when K us when we play our best I to
get you guys I’ll get some water soon
one I’m going to die but I also quit god
dude these are saying this is a [ __ ]
water log this thing has been in the
back of someone’s baseball bag for two
weeks that’s what you want no I don’t
you want hard bread this is sandpaper no
just something in between hard and so
does it have to be hard cuz I don’t want
that means I want I’ll be honest after
these so ones I think I would rather
have a cracker doing the camera
yeah a guy going first still over here
KK knew he forgot first defitely gu [ __ ]
pretty simple why we need you to go
first why can’t no one else go
first if you want me to say it I’ll say
it what are you doing did you lose he
just lost a tea box he just walked all
the way over there looking for the tea
box he thought the tea box was the wood
and he complained about it too what in
the world is this about the he at the
course
layoutn it’s good enough for me I’m
H like the flag is up front so that
that’s
perfect no stay left left I think it
might be far enough though no I
didn’t oh be good stop stop stop [ __ ]
yeah too
much that’s mine boy boy that’s what we
need I might lay a little Bieber Pelt
down right here hey you he was telling
me about that it’s crazy he turned into
Scotty sheer on the Range there for not
overnight in
minutes uhoh go in got to get
down all right
Dave
[ __ ] you be selling every
shot play play it shorter play yeah play
it shorter shorter than us it’s a
downhill L shorter shorter I mean like
dve right now the best one
oh [ __ ] why you on FR that’s on us we
told you to play it shorter shut the
[ __ ] up take your camera we told you to
play it shorter that’s all thought we
were 40 yards away and don’t have a G
come on big hog show him that
d man how did that not go to the water I
thought I did I thought he had a perfect
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I mean I just pushed it up there 50 yard
away
from good f d thanks buddy good
but all right hey we need a b somebody’s
teeth all right we need to yeah me
and y’ need a
communal me
and here we
go did you end up in the bunker on the
right side I that bun all right I’m
getting Bur
I’m good I need a break grab me one
until tomorrow please Pi Kentucky I
North Carolina I don’t even know why
final four yeah yeah yeah Kentucky at
all Kentucky all I don’t
know I had Arizona looking at it when
Kentucky
law and I’ll be honest I could not name
you a college basketball k dad second
like I’ve watched that little it’s the
thing is like if your your team lo I
know the guy just because he was up the
top North Carolina lost your d t sh
matter and I know the tall [ __ ] for
but I don’t know his name
B just such a
bad yeah I like woman’s
best that’s a product that should exist
Dave you who do you have for your
winner that’s that’s [ __ ] stupid
idiot you should have picked Kentucky
and lose in the first round you was the
easy pick that was anybody could have
pick that you’re right they’re winning
right
now I love how she was like what you
some cod God
or oh he said he he’s using
stem bet you do
jokester oh wow holy cow he does [ __ ]
work work for you and Dave I’m not
hitting tidalist dude you you did have a
tit on the last hole I had a cway
all I had you hit a ball in the middle
of the Fairway there’s a ball in the
middle of the Fairway and it’s not your
who do you think that
was he said let me swing the club that
is pretty good that’s not bad St good
good shot
brother you might have grabbed another
ball you have a grab any these are the
two balls that I’ve had all day yeah you
had to there’s no way that was anybody
else okay we don’t know the other guy
[ __ ] picked it up
well it’s hit hard enough
Jesus oh okay you hit yours far enough
[ __ ] settle anybody got some chapstick
my lips are
fried I do can’t have
any any either after I
just we’re playing some I’ll work with
you after
this he you have a 68
GRE what’s it look like on the ground I
want you to you can’t have a 68 your bag
and not use it what’s it look like my
God like a pancake that is a fly they
they use that to Tamp home
plate is this a full
six look at her hell yeah d
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it we do not have
par this has not been a good day it has
not well if I knew if he was going to do
that I would have a tackle this one
another day [ __ ] the goal is be CH I
don’t care Oh mean I do care what we
shoot I mean yeah care we shoot but I’ve
already eaten way too many [ __ ]
crystals this dude is automatic machine
man I think this is 13 or 14 somewhere
in
there this Bell is getting tight I think
this is 19 for me well you got to get 30
buddy you hurting I’m
hurting oh no damn brother you didn’t
want to tell me that earlier like we
getting kind of light we got bu four h
we got four holes here watch this
Mak know he said
six I heard I heard under the rug
something about a rug I I’m going get
him like under the rug all right Aladdin
magic carpet rug let’s
go yes
sir that’s good yeah that’s fine cuz
that’s what we brought you for was you
better I will say you br some PT but you
better become a goddamn golfer you ain’t
going to
eat that was better
that’s in the water that’s a great ball
in the
water there you this is a tight little
window that might be all right you can
just put the
switch there we go boy that might be it
I’m I’m going start playing some golf
hurt this bad till theight the whole
last time I mean it’s bad let’s go
boys hey let’s go all right Carter stick
one tight your
that’s
SW matter when you do
that is that
number how your wrist they
hurt turn over [ __ ]
this is going to wake you up pay
attention a good suede pay attention
boys oh damn
it I
did you
got I will J them off cuz I’ll throw it
up these cheese are better I will say
that they’re way [ __ ] better like
you’re not hurting
yeah they good I mean they’re not good
but I’m
good this
gu I feel good about my game we just
head it out
first one yes it was drop Ki [ __ ] chunk
and
run God damn we’re putting on a clinic
we are fighting for bars if that’s yeah
thank God we’re not uh calling anybody
out on this one we’re eating 100
crystals that’s the fall out I guess so
see what you’ve been doing all day big
dog I actually I’m not big hog come on
big hog I’m not say my name you know my
name
good
hey hold it
hog holy [ __ ]
we’re we suck yeah we we do suck delet
it never
happened I’m not swinging
[ __ ]
everybody not
bad are you swinging hell no we need you
on film let’s go all right no we don’t
we don’t hell no it’s one last ster I
got to do you don’t think you had that
in you
Budd I can’t even speak right now
what the [ __ ] was
that why do we have the number at I’m
playing like 130
hey you
hear what he
do it was like a GL an that’s all I he
said look like he all of his we said you
can’t how did you not he it
oh
no if I laugh anymore I’m going to
follow you I got to
stop I think Dave’s ball would have got
there if he had any breath on he
literally was hitting with no energy
man I do think it’s funny that it was
the wedge shot too didn’t even hit a
driver he was
rested I like
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that R is playing like a
c really need a c in my a all right Dave
let’s get us two down before we hit this
[ __ ] he’s allergic to crystals you
said how
many two man we got to put two down
right here realistically how many more
can you give me [ __ ] I don’t know dude
two maybe you were you were doing five a
hole for a little bit
so there’s our a player that’s a hole in
one got to go got to go got to sit got
to go get got to get it there
I need a good
kick I need a good
kid uh oh
boyin that’s got a chance
idiots huh but the only
butt that he let out after a w hey that
[ __ ] can make it come on knck this in
hog it’s like he was put in this I know
she didn’t swallow it was like let me
smoke a little s right here oh [ __ ] and
it’s like we inconvenienced him to ask
him to putt on a off
course [ __ ] ice cold
man he do it around two seconds
after that
one that and that I’m literally it may
take everything I have in my life to get
half I need you listen this is it this
is all I’m asking for you to eat that
one and that one just please that’s it
oh you’re asking no that I can do it I
can help him with that one just finish
that one please I need this the last two
out of you why are you drinking
carbonation right now this is
waterb this
is this is what I’m working with we all
just take like one big bite of the same
Burger we go this [ __ ] sucks dude I
need 15 more
minutes fig Out start
me if I had you got a ton of [ __ ]
time no I’m saying if I had another
day it’s really same same I feel you how
much water you I got
water I got plenty of
water I’m here to help [ __ ] I
swear to God if there’s onions I ons
just ketchups no I got I got bacon and
cheese huh
I’m not an
idiot there’s [ __ ] pickles right
there I see pickles written on the only
pickles it literally says only pickle
that was
only Dave can you do one
more dude what dude y’all got to finish
that box I I can finish this box I just
need y’all to finish how many is in that
box that box has this one has three
more I can’t do that
you return to
Cinder we’re never leaving I’m just
saying I got it with a hot
dog oh no my oh no that’s not what we
needed and that’s why I wanted such a
big
bite that’s why you wanted such
a come on you can do that one you [ __ ]
off he’s
bit we got to eat that one man that was
hot how did Dave not know something was
up oh that was hot as hell and I didn’t
even eat it Dave ate the thing what time
are C
in probably getting 7:30 probably you
got plenty of time get to eat you got
plenty of time it’s hard for me to
swallow down 7 when I’m asking the three
of you to eat one a
piece what you’re asking but I need you
I need you to experience what we all
exper remember in the I don’t I am
trying to eat seven you’re hurting I
want you to look to your right right now
he’s dying so are we just taking this
l no I need you to step up you said you
were ready to hurt those were your exact
words I am in a in a terrible State what
you’re trying to do is make me eat a
just a ton in one hole yeah that was the
whole I I talk this
up if you got we’ve been out here
grinding and there’s no sense in not
finishing we’re on 18 thank you jar
thank you you know jar sounds like a man
who eat anything working his ass off I
miss golf normal golf normal
golf oh
yeah dir little [ __ ] [ __ ] that
be the F okay that sus you can’t I hear
that what the [ __ ] I just s h too bad to
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care hey that was one of the
slow B speed wasn’t triple digit that
was
like that was like he went too fast his
pants were going to but he was literally
swinging a wet newspaper what it
like yes
someone I’ll eat one if you eat two of
yours what the [ __ ] that going to get
us three down hey three you idiot all
right bring me
to really hoping you were going to
chicken out
there first reaction not I’ll go I’ll go
two to one with you on every every one
of these shots y’all go two to one with
me from here on out after every shot we
can go Kurt do two we all do a third
turned into one of the least
players when it comes to these eating
challenges I feel like I ate pretty good
this come these are so nasty
I oh my God this is going to be a hard
swing I don’t think I have
that proceeds to [ __ ] hit one right
need more goddamn crystals if you’re
swinging like that I’ll tell you that
right
now why do you have to go somewhere okay
speaking of someone who needs to eat
more
Christmas I mean there’s a 0% chance I
have that kind of swing in me right now
I hate that we’re going to fall this
short of it really you think you’d eat
more you think you’d eat more
[ __ ] that was your job I’ll tell
you this I’ve eaten more out of your
[ __ ] box than you’ve eaten out of
mine I know that yeah yeah I’m cool with
that yeah
yeah oh the noise yeah get up there okay
let’s see what you got we talking 200
under car
oh oh I cleared it I never saw it it’s a
sand tra
right right oh he right of it he’s right
of it oh big
hog so we fell we say
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[Applause]
it did
swirl all right one more hey that was
that was worth another Crystal you
should go eat one hell yeah let’s get
out of this all right guys that’s the
end of the challenge what did we finish
two under two under two under 89
crystals down it was a effort but we
just didn’t have what it took
today maybe one day n there’s never
never a chance doing that again not that
again I hope you guys enjoyed it please
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