Golf’s honest degenerates give the people what they want in this latest episode and that’s more of STUMP THE PANDA! Golf’s newest and hottest trivia segment. Spoiler: Panda is rain man but mostly just with obscure golf trivia. kinda bizarre but fascinating. give him some Jägermeister or sprigs of bamboo and it gets weird. Albi battles him (loser drinks the Jäger)- see who wins???
The boys also cover some other shockers:
John Daly kicks 50+ yard field goals barefoot, left-footed (south paw), in the snow for the Denver Broncos. Yep- it’s true actually. (https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxY2CpmOMK5/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
-How Adam Hadwin + Jägermeister = Tyrrell Hatton (https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=566718194&sxsrf=AM9HkKncwBYJLnNt8qSvu4hQNv9QJfUrmQ:1695156907135&q=Tyrrell+Hatton&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiI46bKx7eBAxVlVTABHYCXCakQkeECKAB6BAgLEAE)
-Get to the bottom of who the F is Harry Cooper
-find out Sam Snead plays girls for money
And much, much, more in this episode packed full of Jäger shots and laughs.
Creators & Guests
• Brandon Redding, “ALBI” (https://albatross.transistor.fm/people/brandon-redding-albi) – Host
• Laken Fischer “Panda” (https://albatross.transistor.fm/people/laken-fischer-panda) – Host
• Billy Heiser “Shepherd”, “Koala”, “Mayor” (https://albatross.transistor.fm/people/billy-heiser-shepherd-koala-mayor) – Host
• Cameron Stack (https://albatross.transistor.fm/people/cameron-stack) – Producer
who’s our editor now Brando and cam hey
cam welcome to Brandon’s brain welcome
you
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so that’s Panda and his [ __ ] uh
there’s shepher is I’m hiding mine with
my C Panda something next segment Banker
we’ve just already decided Banker is
such a better we’ve been looking for
this five person game wolf is awful it’s
a terrible game we have a new one Banker
is awesome for those of you who don’t
know Banker we’ll get into it on the on
the Kasa de Campos recap show yeah recap
show tee the dog but I think it is a
good one yeah Panda my my best ho there
there I it was a par five I hit a great
drive hit a amazing second shot a very
legitimate Eagle chip dude it was right
by this little little restaurant area
where it right by the clubhouse where
like 30 people might have been sitting
on the Terrace watching not even
watching eating their lunch eating their
lunch but there were some watching not
really well they started laughing at me
so mean they definitely knew what was
going on I flubbed my first one oh my
God I can’t believe I just did that it’s
happening I can still birdie I can still
birdie it’s happen it happened and then
I flubbed it again it happened just Putt
and then two then mucho Gasolina I went
way past the hole I ended up getting a
bogey being there it was unbelievable
anyway so anyone that knows Alby or
Brando that’s me knows I love Randomness
I’m curious and one thing I love are
random golf acts we’re going to have a
new segment let’s kick it off random
golf acts let’s go did you know in
1992 John
Daly drilled a 50 yard field goal at a
Denver Broncos practice in the snow oh
it’s an actual video and I did this for
wow he kicked it left foot too oh was he
left footed yeah wow B on that you
already knew that Panda’s a
huge like John Dy yeah but 50 yards
altitude he still had to connect and he
didn’t even have to get over any like
extended arms or anything dude I mean
there’s snow on the [ __ ] ground he’s
kicking with socks on I’m pretty sure
John John Daly he is a unit
Panda just loves him I don’t know if I
believe that what that that’s the best
thing you could be as a unit CGI is CGI
that on the pole is the best thing you
can be a unit um I mean I think it’s up
there probably not the worst thing you
can be definitely not the worst thing
I’ve been worse next up one of my
favorite segments most of our fans
favorite segment it’s called stump the
Panda from a Shad and Tampa let’s dump
the
Panda from a Shad and Tempa come panda
panda Pand got the fact he’s Second To
None golf trivia Panda man is always fun
go history go with a Twist flare try try
to Panda man if you dare from knowing
goa’s mom’s name manys too how Panda
knows answers man I got no clue warm
shots of if he gets it wrong if 21 at
home join along stumble the panda is
hard to do when it comes to golf history
he’s our D from a shed and Tampa let’s
stump the panda
stumping the Pand that can be hard to do
from a shed and int I’m coming straight
to you stump
pandaa and we’ve got a couple of them
here do I get I didn’t look at all of
the answers so do I get to play if I if
I didn’t look at the answer yeah you
can’t I’ll be has to take a shot of
Jagger if he gets it wrong if I get it
right if you get it right I will do a
shot of Jagger and then if you get it
wrong you have to do a shot ofer if I
get it right let’s go uh then you have
to do a shot of Jagger before you go
home and take care of your kid um so
maybe we shouldn’t do that longest
streak without a bogey in men’s PGA
history this is a good one dude I I did
I dug deep on these These are so good
that is a good one they weren’t in the
ESPN article no this is different I mean
it may have been shout out Scott Manel
CP3 what player had the longest
streak without making a bogey no I think
he wants to know how many holes it was I
will take I will do a shot on either if
you can get either well you got to get
it within 20 holes and if if you you
should get that you should get the golf
for me come on well that’s a dead
giveaway it’s Tiger Woods yes and
it’s how many holes 20 within
20 67
holes wow that is going to be one of
these oh wow that’s tiger and how many
110 holes that’s sick isn’t that crazy
dude 110 Holes without a bogey without a
I don’t know does that include double
bogey so could you get a double Bogey
and that’s sick Bro yeah that’s pretty
good
110 I’ve gone six holes before without a
Bo 72 is
four yeah how many was it 110 110 there
was a female LPGA that broke it at like
120 something I think six rounds a go
that’s [ __ ] this blew my mind too
Panda if you get this that’s a shot did
you do it yeah okay good nice job dude
you’re quick you’re a Mana pay your bets
you’re honest togenerate that’s what
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then I also just bought di Ty basically
the abbreviation di Yama no do you say
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here’s the thing we don’t own by the way
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that’s a Chinese it’s actually a Chinese
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they should create that all right we’re
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we’re going to own that too all right
great great idea we’re GNA okay we’re
going to need to wrap this up so we can
get on that uh you’re welcome World
um I just love little tits big belly
literally describing myself I just think
that’s great uh sorry to get back that
uh so then the uh it is so good so then
all right Panda next question this is
the can I play on this one this is the
last one in that little group and then
you can play all right [ __ ] a duck let’s
just get to the ones you can play yeah
you’re excited um I have to pee really
bad too I’m like anxious no no we’ll hit
pause we’ll PA let’s go all right we’ll
do one then go pee and then I perform
better when I have to pee the origin of
the word golf comes from the acronym
gentlemen only ladies
forbidden what’s the question not true
the acronym of golf is G gentlemen only
ladies forbidden is this true or false
true or false false you’re saying false
whatever readings answer is it’s false
there’s no way that’s [ __ ] true you
playing this one you have to do a shot
if you oh you’re driving home
though so is he he can drive yeah he
drives shorter distances though that’s
true I’m from Montana we sell it
genery I’m going to say false as well
yeah you guys are right
uh nice job it’s going to do three of
these cuz I don’t know to there you go
um can we get make one like extended one
well I have I have that that’s going to
oh that’s pretty good three hits yeah
why is it three cuz I don’t know how it
Loops I don’t know how to stop the loop
okay all right we’re working on it um
what happens if you hit it twice does it
go six times no it doesn’t it doesn’t
stop it oh it just oh yeah [ __ ] yeah
stop okay see that work oh no it’s going
to do one more wow it’s it’s a long loop
it’s a three Loop I’m going to work on
getting that cut down I’m just happy I
can do the buttons now that was a new
thing I think you need to make the loop
happen faster so it’s like whack quack
quack okay all right that’ll be our new
thing we’ll do WAP W
WAP um and then one more uh okay so
let’s do the second question here and
that is a shot for Brando I’m GNA get
absolutely hammered here you guys know
this [ __ ] yes we’re going to nail a man
has won an event on the LPGA Tour true
or false true Sam Sneed what is that
true a man has won an event on the LPGA
Tour what’s the answer Brandon that
makes no sense to me true ah you [ __ ]
copycat dude that is such a copycat move
and I have to drink I have to do a shop
for that that’s [ __ ] cop well I got
it right too well done let’s go [ __ ]
s what’s the answer samne
1962 you
[ __ ] I don’t understand why you waste
all your brain power on like this stupid
knowled dude so silly but it’s great for
this you’ve been like literally you’ve
been literally programming your brain
for like this this for this segment in
our podcast I love it that’s dedication
y’all the oldest golf course in the
world is Royal and ancient Club of St
Andrews in Scotland that is believed to
be true
yeah that’s debated but the old course
that’s historically thought of as true
but there’s
some yeah yeah can we get the golf ball
please I live for the golf ball what you
guys are wrong no okay can I what is it
then no just put it down then okay
because no we I’m not actually wrong
book of
work I’m historically thought of as
correct but there is one other one
that’s called like Royal Black Heath
that claims to be older I’m not right
take a SI [ __ ] what is it called false
the guest book of world records
recognizes I said false muscle BG you
said true link
at the oldest as the oldest sorry buddyp
sip slurp slurp I’m not drinking that
that cough scissor that’s fine all right
who is the only US president to have
been a club member at Augusta
National what
clap Dwight
Eisenhower
Ike all right Billy I’m not going to let
you cash in on his
greatness that was good I gave his
nickname that’s pretty good
yeah that is true but you knew the
answer because of him um that is
true I don’t know how you know this I
would have said Clinton you know the
president song yeah no I was a big
president song guy no you don’t no I
have no idea do you I don’t think so
oh in like let’s sing it I don’t know it
in like fourth grade you had to memorize
like the states and capitals and the
presidents at least where I went to
school and there was like this song so
it’s like order of them yeah the order
of the president and there was like a
like a rhyming song that went with it
that’s helpful let’s put that on the
poll do you know I don’t know it let’s
put that on the poll do you know the
President’s Song Song Washington
Jefferson should we do a w is that like
the RM song no that’s the the Cadence of
it is like that Washington Jefferson
Adam how you don’t know it no no man we
didn’t I went to North Carolina public
school I went to public school shout out
Chris Paul prior to 2016 when was the
last time golf was in the
Olympics oh
wow that’s hard that’s a good one you
should know this one well we have to get
the year right so just don’t go back
every four years don’t [ __ ] this up just
to reiterate our resident shepher is a
golf well tennis golf he does it all
professional coach he has coached
Olympic gold medal he should know this
one
9 it’s like 1909 would be my guess like
old as [ __ ]
1916 that was close both you guys are
close I I would go and take a sip uh
Panda especially you it’s actually 19
you were so close dude
1904 you said 1909 5 years I think
that’s pretty good you know what you can
skip that SI that’s close enough I feel
like that’s pretty good that’s pretty
good that’s one I didn’t have um they do
now 80% true or false 80% of golfers
will never play to a handicap of less
than
18 true or false 80% of golfers will
never play to a handicap of less than 18
[ __ ] I’m going to go true it’s a very
hard question 80% of
golfers how it’s a hard question because
there not even that many is a golfer
just someone who played golf once yeah
what’ you guys say said I said true you
said true okay and then what did you say
buddy true
true
yes wow are you actually taking sips
every time yeah that’s I’m doing it just
to enjoy it in between part beautiful
that’s called should get some that’s
called being an honest degenerate you
you maintain your bets P them out well
I’m not drinking Jagger but if we got
some Fireball I would drink
Fireball um who has the most PJ tour
wins without ever winning a major o most
PGA Tour wins without
winning a major that means they still
currently have not won a major mhm okay
um Pand is deep in thought can we get a
closeup on Panda yeah are they relevan
is do you know the answer are they what
are they like currenty or
not currenty what a great word we all
know what he
means no I don’t know I don’t I’ve never
I don’t know you don’t know this person
I I mean I know no of them wow who has
the most wins on the PJ tour but hasn’t
won a major really good question no I
should know that like right away you
take it Ser you’re get disappointed when
you don’t I mean you said that my whole
life has led up to this point so I
better take it serious he did say that
who do you think I don’t even have a
name ah you’re not going to get this guy
can we tag team I might can we some Nam
you actually you know what I will let
you do I will let you phone I’ll let you
do cash cap I’ll let you phone a friend
right now now you can not give them any
we’re not going to call anybody no call
call Tick call like won’t know who knows
who knows more will will would know
maybe I have an idea he’s not going to
answer should we phone a
friend
I but not really relevant to she I’ll
text a friend that’s a good one bro see
I’m trying STP what’s the question stump
the panda this is
amazing I just don’t think you’re
getting this one this one was kind of
mean and cruel cuz it’s it’s know Neer I
never heard of him give him give give my
phone a friend a second to respond okay
we’ll skip that we’ll come back to it I
got one or two more you send it how many
golfers have won at least 10 majors in
their
career how many golfers have won 10
majors in their career okay you’ve got
Nicholas
tiger are we doing old Majors or new
majors I don’t know what that means like
is [ __ ] Bobby Jones in there oh yeah
yeah no it goes all the way back to the
beginning of
time it used to be that like if you won
the like us amateur that was a major
what was the
question who has 10 Majors yeah tiger
Nicholas yeah you already said
those was that a guy who Haan Jones how
do we know how many there are uh no oh
we have to come up with that’s the whole
question there oh we have to come up
with how many yeah the fact he’s naming
them is amazing could you tell us how
many there are will we can come up with
the names we have two for sure that’s
double that’ be a Double Dipper yeah I
don’t think Bobby Jones has 10 I think
he does I don’t think he does okay then
it’s tiger Nicholas Hagen that’s it
final answer no we’re still debating but
I don’t think I just remember seeing
like in the when they put like the chase
they have them in like buckets and I
just don’t remember seeing Bobby Jones
name because I I always remember him
having or thinking in my head that he
had more than Hagen and he’s not on that
side of the column we’ll go
three final no I’m I don’t want this on
me Watson Watson doesn’t 10 no I don’t
want this on me our answer is three oh
dude yeah dude congratulations Hammy the
gagger that is what’s the answer [ __ ]
dude you guys is that it Panda like both
of you you you guys both get C for that
one that was amazing good team normally
it’s go like dude normally it’s Panda
that was impressive and it but not only
did you guys get three and you decided
on it you were kind of wishy-washy we
you know in a real scenario like
Jeopardy or something we have been
timing well Jones Never declared himself
as a professional so like that’s pretty
impressive that he won as many as he did
without ever being a professional golfer
Heen was so it was just kind of like
different circumstan the war come play
did the come and play for him thank you
no Bobby Jones is just a [ __ ] wow how
many flavors are Jagger Meister haven’t
done that since College I think it’s
won’t do it again what does that mean
yeah I never heard of that there’s 56
ban selected
Botanical create the specific taste ofer
jger the number one drink of panda it’s
also warm which is shocking that makes
it better it’s just like [ __ ] 1830s
cough syrup right there baby what else
we got I mean we got we’re doing good on
time this is amazing we’re going to get
we’re going to get shepher back to his
sitter before shout out Dominique is
gonna cover five Dominique sounds OD
dude no I’m just kidding I mean I’m
married man I don’t care but and
Dominique you are beautiful all we’re
going to edit all that out and then
there’s zero chance she listens to
this not with that attitude I still
think the plate trophies are terrible I
think that’s just something that we need
do a diaper
diaper we can do a diaper D you got to
provide what you think is better though
if it’s a belt oh I’m drunk now thanks
to this thanks to you guys tell me get
it within 30 yards get this within 30
yards otherwise Panda do a shot with me
okay if you can get the longest drive
ever in a golf
tournament what is the longest drive
ever now you may have seen this one so
stop I I haven’t but I think I know it
the longest drive in tournament play
ever and get it within 30 yards you it
was on the PGA tour it was definitely on
the PGA tour I’ll give I’ll even give
you the year it was 1992 which is crazy
oh wow with B I mean that’s that’s not
who I thought that is like to me like
with with the equipment changes and
stuff that’s not who I thought it
was it’s my guess if we’re tag teaming
again it’s got to be like 430 something
cuz it
like DJ hit one in Hawaii that one year
that was like that nailed the guy in the
that was 43 that was sick that was sick
not the one that’s where we learned
about Tom King it was in Hawaii in
downhill at caloa yeah I thought he hit
one like 4 he said 430 430 yeah 4 430
yards 430 final answer and you have to
get within 30 yards yeah you guys aren’t
even you guys aren’t even within 300
yards okay what this is stupid this has
to be a car pass don’t even want to know
it car everyone knows Carl Cooper C squ
who won who was PGA Tour answer all
right wait what who won the most PGA
Tour events without winning a major oh
did I not tell you that well cuz we were
waiting to hear back from our text a
friend but he didn’t respond throw a
throw a name out there you’re not going
to get it though I no I have no
idea what do you you’ve never even heard
of this person I haven’t but that’s not
saying much I mean can you do a quick
Google search of his name and tell us
like what era he would have played in
uh well yeah I me I can tell you the
year okay well how why does that matter
uh but sure tell us the year of what
though that he never won oh yeah it’s
true that’d be a hard one that’s a great
Point um oh yeah that could help let me
see that was silly uh I mean I just
eight shots of jgermeister you have to
bear with me here okay hang on let me
find the question Jesus man boy this
Jagger really catches up to you quick
Harry Cooper 31 wins on tour Harry
Cooper yeah okay we weren’t getting
there told you I told you you weren’t
getting there I already said that Harry
Cooper 31 wins on tour you’re welcome
who is Harry Cooper it’s a great
question I think that’s a deep guy from
the 30s that is a deep dive what a great
who the [ __ ] is Harry Cooper [ __ ] is you
want a bunch of a [ __ ] ton of
tournaments but no major let’s do a deep
is he aill is Gary Cooper a no is he a
millionaire Harry Cooper not well no I’m
Sor I was older brother Gary oh my God
he’s ancient he was born in 1905
four that’s okay that’s on us that’s on
us yeah I mean I got Sam Sneed winning
an LPGA to T what was saming playing I
don’t know what the [ __ ] that deserves a
deep dive why the [ __ ] was Sam [ __ ]
prick dude like he’s out he’s like all
right I beat all the guys I’ll beat you
guys too like what [ __ ] like that’s a
goodl looking man he won a bunch easy
killer uh let me put that up on the let
me see damn look at this guy it’s a good
looking dude he’s Glo po yeah I mean hat
and
all get it Harry all right um good on
your ha Should golf have an All-Star
Game come on the podcast anytime you
want what would that look like you’d
have a home run he died 23 years ago
long drive what that’s a long life he
died 20 di he born in 1904 and died 23
years ago that’s good life yeah good
life what did he die of old
age father time that’s why HGH would you
ever do HGH to like longer it doesn’t
say why he died it just said he died in
a hospital in White Plains New York yeah
does that make you live longer I just
saw a study where they’ve got this you
know they’re doing this crisper stuff
they just figured out how to I’m going
to butcher this so it’s probably not
right but it’s really interesting they
said that they have the longevity Gene
there’s a gene that’s like the longevity
gene they just did it in mice they were
able to transfer this particular type of
mice that doesn’t grow hair I think it’s
like the hairless Mouse we’ll call it
it’s not right but it’s something like
that and they are not susceptible for
whatever reason this particular breed of
Of Mice is not susceptible to cancers to
any type of like heart disease anything
and it’s like amazing and it’s called
the longevity gene they have this
longevity Gene they’ve been able to move
that Gene to a regular Mouse and now
that Mouse Lives four times longer than
other mice so literally four times the
lifespan because it’s not suceptible to
diseases or anything like that they’ve
now moved it through DNA and crisper to
a mouse that is not that type of mouse
and then the next step would be
obviously like to research and then how
can we do that to humans so it’s not too
far off to where you can get like you
can be like Harry whatever his name is
do I just live four times as long cuz I
don’t think that sounds as fun no you’re
going to be less no I mean more
importantly am I like a 100 years old
for 300 years cuz that sounds like
[ __ ] terrible no you’re not going to
be susceptible to diseases you’re not
going to be susceptible to like
degenerative like dementia I mean
anything that’s old aging supposed to be
you’re going get wrinkled yeah sure
you’re you’re going to look like a yeah
I don’t want to be like hella old though
to where just [ __ ] can’t do [ __ ] yeah
no no no you’ll have yeah I you’ll have
people for that if you for that if you
can afford if you can afford uh a
crisper longevity Jee and you’ll be able
to afford people to do it okay so should
I have an All-Star game I think the
All-Star Game would look
like what wouldn’t All-Star Game in golf
look like I can’t find out why Harry
Cooper died it’s okay it’s all right I
didn’t know you’re still looking thanks
for checking an allstar game could look
like the how fast you could play a par
five okay that’s a weird one but okay it
could look like a lot of things long
drive like you do like a long drive prob
long drive there probably doesn’t need
to be 10 shots closest to the pin you do
like skills challenges most um three
pointers six foot putt made
Braun um made 300 plus yeah I I feel
like fastest you could play a par five
would be kind of cool put some One
Challenge mhm I think you could do some
cool like skill things I think handed I
think opposite hand lowest carry that
interesting most most hook most Bend
like highest ball flight like toughest
shot so like most F most slice most hook
they do this thing on European tour
where they call out a shot and then they
have the guys hit it and it’s kind of
cool so on a tour like during a Tour
event or what no on the European tour
they’ll it’ be like the Monday before
something where they’ll be like okay who
can hit a 206 yard shot whoever’s
closest to like on trackman hitting at
206 and then they’ll do highest ball
flight who can pick your club and hit it
as high as you possibly can who can hit
it the lowest who can curve it the most
they do those things that’s Co I love
that sh yeah European tour has a bunch
of cool stuff European they have a they
have a um part three challenge where
it’d be like me and Panda are playing
against each other and it’s 150 Yard
part three so if I choose to use my
pitching wedge he can’t use it if I hit
the green I get a point then he picks a
club he goes nine and he hits it I can’t
use my nine and you go through the whole
bag trying to hit the part three driver
putter all of it it’s cool to watch I
love that 500 shots to get a hole in one
really yeah they do that yeah they don’t
get it they don’t get it they don’t no
trying to hit a 300 plus yard drive onto
a one yard
Fairway that W they did turl Hatton did
it wow until he got bered by the
security guard on the Canadian
open Adam hadwin it’s a different guy no
same guy uh with Jagger mixin your
system they BL they blend together
amazingly anyway all right I think
that’s about that’s probably about right
anything else y’all want to cover are
you guys good no we’re good uh I’m going
to pee myself so just go just go pee uh
I just want to say bye to the fans all
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