Mad Dog’s A-List of all the things he dislikes about Christmas 😒 | First Take

Mad Dog’s A-List of all the things he dislikes about Christmas 😒 | First Take
Chris “Mad Dog” Russo tells us about the things he dislikes during Christmastime.
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Here are my five I can’t stand dislikes as far as Christmas is concerned now remember my 90-year-old mother she gets trampled on Christmas Day this night man in the vs so she wants to make a contribution so on Christmas Eve we always bring her over and she wants to

Prepare dinner mom I don’t want the burnt V parmesan anymore enough she brings the ve parmesan and she Burns it my kids don’t want to eat it nobody wants to eat it now Mom you made it 40 years ago you were in your top form no more burnt V

On Christmas Eve I’ll go to Chef Lou I’ll go to so I’ll get some dinner for did you just say did you just say did you just say that your mom did something right 40 years ago but you’re pointing out that she’s not in a prime

Anymore is that what you just did on National Television about paresan dinner and you burn the cheese and I got to feed six people it doesn’t work it’s Christmas Eve wow that’s one that’s one number four now I can’t stand this church is at 5:00 it’s Sunday there’s

Football oh wow I got 1:00 games my lovely wife says we’re leaving at 3:30 what we’re leaving what that’s early why get a seat Le it at 3:30 all dress where want to go honey I got football not only that I got to sit there at 6:00 and it’s Dallas Miami and

Jacksonville Tampa So Fat Bob’s got to make the plays for us and I can’t watch the games the Christmas Eve service when I get there at 3:30 and don’t get out of there to 6:15 when it’s on a football day is an absolute no no so think about

Me on Sunday when the Cowboys are playing Miami why don’t you go to midnight mass I agree with you go go to midnight mass because it’s not family you go with the family and they want to go in the afternoon you agree with me on

That I agree with you on that all right number three all right punch it up for me please right here we go my wife wants to hide present all right Genie Genie they’re 30 years old you don’t have to hide pres no I put them up there in a

Closet in the third Genie you don’t have the hide the Pres yeah need you to go get them it takes me 50 minutes to an hour like I want a marathon up and down up and down up and down place the presents in the right spot under the

Tree Timmy’s got eight Kira’s got six colum’s got four Patrick’s in the mix then I got to figure out my wife’s presents to and she puts them all over the house and I tell I got to stay up until 11:30 on Christmas Eve night until they go to bed to take the presents

Under the tree I want to go to bed I want to sit there and watch the freaking ulog fire on mg that’s what I want to do I you want to watch the you fire you want to watch the ulog fire you’re lying sh L I love that all right number two

Now I am not good at putting these lights on these trees so I went down South Avenue the day and it was a sign if you want help with tree lights call and I did I don’t want anything to do with decorating the tree putting the light up

Putting a reef up I am not interested jeie you buy and I’ll pay I’ll get somebody to put the lights up it’s such a pain in the neck and I tell you if you wanted an Oliver Lauren Hardy scenario you should have seen me 30 years ago try

To put that tree in its stand it fell on me I walked out of there with all sorts of sap so the heck is it from now on I’m hiring somebody to put the lights on in my house so I got to deal with the nonsense number two totally right I hire

Somebody put up the lights man I ain’t doing that put Light number one on Christmas night I want to watch Ravens and 49ers right here on our friendly little network with buck and Amman instead I got to put up with for about the 9 millionth time George Bailey who what

George Bailey now what George Bailey that’s Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed and it’s a wonderful life I’ve seen the movie Enough okay and every Christmas night they ruin it by put that stupid movie on and I got to see him with the angel to get himself together again George Bailey

You remember George Bailey Jimmy Stewart 1946 in Upstate New York and I gotta watch that on Christmas night inste the Ravens and 49ers that’s another Christmas say right Christmas just like doggy F you took out you took out mom Jesus and history like historic Cinema here and my kids and children

With your kids like those are that’s hard to do St am I right with those f be fair you are you are you are I I got I I don’t like number five cuz you don’t call out mama like that she’s your mama okay I don’t like that at all that

Should be omitted from the list but what I I’m saying 4 3 2 1 absolutely presence I don’t know my man Jeff just text me he was like this my wife nah hides the presents too I don’t understand it what the hell she doing so cute I think it is

So cute that they still do that no cuz the kids are going to see they’re going to see they keep they’re keeping it special and they’re keeping it alive but then the grown-ups are going to know what it is I think it’s very cute I think it’s very nice you

Guys you go to church as a family I love that your your your mother 90 and she’s still cooking she’s still throwing down in the kitchen so what the parm’s a little burnt we agree with that we agree with that but M you make a lot of money so you could

Have somebody do that for you time is money I get that for you and yeah we don’t need to watch It’s a Wonderful Life we don’t need to watch It’s a Wonderful Life I’m with you right there but hide in the presence under the Christmas tree no not for Grown-ups