Christmas with Cutter | Not Today, Pal Ep. 22

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Welcome back to Not Today, Pal! This week Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are joined by the man, the myth, the legend, Cutter Dykstra! They discuss some particular things that rattle Cutter, take a look at some photos of Jamie and her other hubby Chad, and talk about a hypothetical “Real Housewives of Austin”. The trio also engage in a conversation about crowd pleasing movies, celebrity urban legends, Cutter’s sex playlist, and finish off with a question from the cup!

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YouTube Chapters
00:00:00 – Intro
00:02:27 – What Rattles Cutter
00:09:44 – Chad + Jamie
00:12:59 – Real Housewives Of Austin
00:17:49 – Sex Playlists
00:23:37 – Crowd Pleaser Movies
00:27:09 – Rod Stewart & Celeb Urban Legends
00:33:59 – Cup Question: Favorite Smells?

Hey Mark hey Tom thanks for coming do you use a washcloth no come on the face is it good for the skin absolutely not if it gets to the point where I have to take a [ __ ] on this thing I’m hoping it explodes that’s freak City specifically for cleaning the

Ass I never thought of that piss on me beat me if I wore this to wake up my children it would be immediate therapy a lot of men do and it is nothing to be ashamed of this is awesome what is awesome I’m going to [ __ ] this is going of course youy did

Some non-consensual ass play so the whole family shared one bar soap yeah and you would put it in your ass that’s disgusting interesting it’s hard for me to not believe that racism is not involved with this I want uh I’m Whitney I’m Duncan you also got really [ __ ] dressed up I’m so

Happy we actually got to connect I’ll try it out in case you missed it you can stream 69 minutes now at ymh studios.com it’s like driving like you you if you’re driving and someone’s like oh me being on my phone here doesn’t hinder this like yep of course it does worst

Comparison I’ve ever heard no way I’m trying to get the PO I’m trying to get this poop out of me you got to focus [ __ ] is comparable to driving I don’t just [ __ ] on the toilet and all the poop flows out of Me I’m excited I’m going to come I’m not that excited but I’m Jamie Jamie who do we got we’ve got cutter on and listen let’s just do a little oh yeah well first let’s give some Applause wow from the booth boys too um I also just have

To uh set the record straight we’re still married the dating profile was a joke guys it was like a what if there was no cutter but there is a cutter and he’s here still with him we’re still married right yeah yeah some interesting comments on that but you know people are

Trying to find you well now I know it’s still G it and if anyone’s new here and they don’t know who cutter is cutter is y Lee’s husband yep if they’ve listened they’ll probably know who I am I feel like we’ve talked about you a little bit

Just a little yeah yeah what happened you got noticed at like a thing right like a golf thing where somebody was like I know you’re they talk about you yeah yeah they were like oh is that Jam’s husband from the podcast I was like yep I’m Jam’s husband from the

Podcast could be worse hell yeah could be a lot worse yeah this is a uh this is a big time we you so you’ve been preparing for a long time a list of things that rattle you yeah I mean you guys kind of uh told me to start doing that yeah a decent

List because you are constantly rattled so we’re like hey why don’t you write those CU there’s a constant list running in his head of things that bother him whether it’s situations people yeah yeah well changes every day right there’s a new scenario every day so I just I’ve

Been throwing some down well you know like you say like people what’s interesting is we were at your place a few weeks ago and you had friends over and you’re talking about somebody in Cutter was like listen I’m not a talk [ __ ] person but and then like talk [ __ ]

About somebody yeah and I was like cter is the most like talk [ __ ] but doesn’t talk [ __ ] guy I’ve ever met like we all we do is talk [ __ ] but he really doesn’t talk [ __ ] about people people yeah like real friends or people but all we do on

Text all day is talk [ __ ] right you know what I mean but what ises that mean talk [ __ ] like about like bet Patrick Mahomes you know whoever cutter hates at the moment we just got what is your problem with Patrick Mahomes um nothing really I mean I respect that

How good he is oh we’re backtracking now that we’re putting this out in the world we’re not in your living room on Sunday clearly however we got our son jack he asked Santa for a Patrick Mahomes Jersey yeah honestly it’s the way he walks the way he walks bothers you yeah

So just watch okay a lot of people video of how Patrick of Patrick Mahomes walking I know exactly what he’s talk but also it’s a lot of people the way he talks he is it more of a strut no it’s the opposite of that he’s pigeon toed he’s

Awkward well he’s like the most athletic person on the planet but he W he has a really interesting walk to a huddle to a huddle yeah I think I think like his yeah his toes are kind of pointed in yeah I mean you got to watch it in game

In the game I don’t think like just him walking video is going to show so besides Patrick homes walk what’s rattling what’s rattling cutter these days so I went through my list um one of the look ba like public bathrooms in general right I think a lot of people are

Rattles but the automatic sinks that don’t work properly yeah drive me crazy yeah like trying to figure out where the where you have to place your hand for the water right well yes for it to come on right so I already don’t like I’m already just you know my anxiety level

Spikes when I go into a public bathroom especially when with a kid but when I’m there trying to get out of the bathroom and the sinks don’t work when they’re automatic and I kind of like doing like Jedi moves to try to turn them on yeah I’m Peak angry wow see

I think what bothers me more than that is when the dryers don’t work when the dryer like or like if a dryer turns on for like a second and then goes off and I’m like waving and it won’t go on you use the dry I just put them I put them

Through my hair I just like put you use the dryers I use those air dryers bro if there’s no paper you no no you can’t use them why it recycles [ __ ] air yeah I know but I have to but I’d rather that didn’t have to walk around with wet

Hands no no you walk out with wet hands no I can’t do it cuz usually I’m going to play poker and I can’t be I can’t be have like wet hands at the poker table just doesn’t work here’s another thing I mean do you guys I mean everyone do you

Guys think as a guy going into the bathroom peeing and walking out you actually avoid like it’s actually a cleaner move if you don’t flush I hate urinals too a lot of Splash I’m done with urinals yeah we showed that photo of you when you got when you

Peed over your own leg Yeah Yeah I’m done with them um but yeah I mean I think as a guy you don’t need to wash your hands in a bathroom grab a paper towel on the way out you know you don’t touch anything oh for the handle you’re saying yeah yeah

Yeah see I I don’t know I think there are guys use the bathroom differently and some guys are like real hands on their [ __ ] I’m not a handson on a [ __ ] kind of guy you don’t touch it I can figure it out with my with my P like uh

You like hold it up with your pants I like manipulate it with like the waist band of my P I’m so glad I don’t have a penis it sounds you’re a button you you under the button right you’re not just a zipper I haven’t used anything with a

Button or a zipper in years I’m all sweatpants guy right yeah so I just pull it down I use the elastic band to kind of man do you undo the button or just the z i undo the button I think this zipper move is is a crazy move

Why dangerous it’s just an interesting move and then but if you are doing the zipper move and you’re reaching in there and then you’re put you kind of got to wash your hands after because you’re really dead but guys who are like pee and they go straight like straight same hand

Flush crazy move what are you saying I just you shouldn’t flush a urinal ever oh I’ve never flush a urinal my life no way I’m talking toilet yeah yeah yeah yeah just don’t go to the bathroom ever in public it’s like the worst thing ever can we just stop going to the bathroom

In public I think that’s a move I’m down and and to keep talking about bathrooms I I’ve heard you say you don’t [ __ ] you can say [ __ ] okay with your phone never ever I mean like I don’t even know what I you can’t go 30 seconds without your phone in general

Like that’s your problem like you you you literally reach for your phone out of just habit without any without any intention without any purpose so of course you sitting like just staring and like but that’s what everyone does without their phone I think it’s a crazy

Move no no no you have a phone problem okay back to [ __ ] without a phone is that what rattles you his phone problem yeah you’re rattled list do you guys always go to the bathroom with the phone with your phone 100% yeah not always wow

No wow I love that we run the full that’s ymh is all about diversification here cuz we have all three answers we have no I never use my phone half of the time sometimes use my phone no I you know what I mean yes I always use my

Phone that’s really Tom and Christina have really done something special around yeah thank you guys yeah place for every but what do you do without your phone I try I try and calm down I really focus on like I want to get all of this [ __ ] out of me like I don’t want

Stuff left same but a phone is not going to hinder that oh my God completely distracts you dude completely are you what do you mean you it’s like driving like you you if you’re driving and someone’s like oh me being on my phone here doesn’t hinder this like yep of

Course it does worst comparison I’ve ever heard no way I’m trying to get the poop I’m trying to get this poop out of me you got to focus [ __ ] is comparable to driving I don’t just [ __ ] on the toilet and all the poop flows out

Of me like I have to I have to take a few breaths I have to get it you know I have to get into a state it’s not I I have I eat very healthy so I’m not like [ __ ] diarrhea none of this it’s all it’s all real real

Logs yeah yeah it’s a poop pod sometimes you do poop pods should have known keep it going should have known all right well here I to to switch up then we’ll go back to your list I um I put together a special usually the memory lane is you

Know us but we got a special one let’s see could you guys tell us when this uh when this took place oh my I wait is that Chad why is that Chad looking good bro look at those arms Chad damn I don’t remember this was this from our first or

Second pregnancy Chad uh I am bumping wow Jamie’s you got those titties out girl well I had no choice like there’s not much there’s not much room for anything to hold those things uh that was Myrtle Beach Myrtle Beach when I was there visiting cutter playing remembers well I was visiting

Cutter while he was playing baseball and uh I you brought Chad with you I brought Chad I took the photos yeah exactly can you go over there cutter you still have that outfit I have the shirt don’t wear anymore but yeah do you still have th

That outfit Jamie or is that just a pregnant I I don’t think that bikini could fit me right now I mean it’s it’s my boobs are the size of my head were those fun times for you cutter when you had those did you like the big boobies pregnancy boobies yeah yeah they were

Good they were large they were good yeah they were I was like I was a size G after both kids GE not exaggerating really yeah M gee I don’t think I’ve ever heard of so cuz I’ve heard like the crazy and then I’ve heard like g g a g when I

Would nurse both my kids a g wow that is a gcup I’m I got to recover from this a gcup can you imagine little me holding those up yep it was brutal a gcup my God yeah that’s crazy and then what like and then after you’re pregnant they just go

They like slowly start going back letters yes wow yes yes that’s crazy I think we have do we have one more I think we might have one more see where you’re at Chad nice bro look at this you know the only thing that’s making cutter that’s the whole family

The only thing that’s making cutter jealous of this photo is Bean’s head on Chad’s leg Bean is all that matters to anyone to Cutter he’s a good dog he’s the best he’s the best but he is the oldest young looking dog like he like now because I know bean I know he looks

Young there but he definitely looks old there cuz his eyes are black there now they’re like all Cataract and like weird he’s definitely s he knows Chad’s in the bed and he’s like he’s like this feels he like Chad where was this H that was you know obviously that’s in uh our our

Uh state in the Hampton we were on holiday you know we are on holiday with our newborn it was our baby Moon I mean it definitely takes after you more than than it does me it it does you let her put that put the house together I

So one of the things I want to ask both of you guys together is Jam’s favorite show is obviously Real Housewives M if they came to you and said we want to do real housewives of Austin never you wouldn’t you wouldn’t do it no why would does that surprise you no why wouldn’t

You because she wouldn’t do it because I would do it I’ve been a fan of the show long enough that like nobody’s safe nothing is safe like things will be construed drama will be caused and like I don’t fight well well I fight I can fight well with cutter oh yeah but I

Don’t fight well with other people like I I just it would ruin me like if I if I even if I make up a fight in my head that I think my friend is mad at me which is like never true like it eats me

Alive he can tell you it like eats me alive for days you put me in a housewife situation where I’m actually having to like argue with people no it would literally be the end of me I would be a shell of myself after but I love to

Watch it yeah wow they’re a bre on I think you’d be great you would be a star cuz like you know so many of those husbands have like they start out and they’re kind of just like whatever but then they try and get into it and like

Sometimes they’ll get into the girl [ __ ] like cutter would he’d be like yo what he’d be like guys like the kids would run in the room he’d be like guys get out of the you know what I mean yeah come on yeah yeah I would love to see

What do you think would be like let’s say you did do real housewives what do you think would be the thing where it’s like next week and they showed you guys like what do you think it would be where would be like wow these two are probably just it would just really be

Around our kids and us trying to figure out how to get our kids to listen to us and respect us and like let’s say this past year if they were recording you what do you think would be the thing where it’ be like oh this went viral [ __ ] I don’t know nothing yeah

They’re not going to come to you oh Jamie you just gave a look Jamie knows yeah Jamie no I don’t I was I was going like scary look was my head was going to like Cutters got like a sexy time move but I would never let them film that

What what’s the sexy time move so I’ll be brushing my teeth and okay yeah a uh the light bulb in his nightstand lamp has is multicolored so he can control it in his phone so like I’ll be brushing my teeth and all of a sudden I’ll see that our bedroom is in

The color red right and music has been turned on and I’m like okay got to get my head right a that was a sad look you just no meaning like no no I that was rough that was right she was like a how long can I just keep brushing my teeth

Before he falls asleep wow holy cow was I didn’t mean it to be like that no wonder this guy po three feel freeze before the pot start wow no it was a it it was not a like G it was like a okay that’s what I’m I’m I

Got to like get my mind right to like walk out yeah that’s what we picked up we got it that’s like the the you know what that look is that’s before you walk into a hospital room where someone you love is like very ill yeah I mean I like

What are you getting ready for like it’s not like I’m like I never know what you’re going to pull out that day babe what pull out yeah could you imagine you’re to like you know you guys think you’re so you guys think you’re so like sneaky but then like your two kids are

In the room and they see that red light go on they’re like oh Mom and Dad are [ __ ] again you so there’s a so there’s a treasure box a like a dra like a cabinet yeah he’s uncomfortable no I’m not I’m not I I mean I got a light bulb I think it’s

Cool I think it’s cool right it it’s Bluetooth you can change the room different color right yeah yeah and he likes it I think it’s cool we’ll send you the link I I know this move ohar yeah it just sets A vibe I had one in my

Room in La it worked it def set VI it wasn’t a light bulb it was like a you had to hold the thing and then it started changing the Wi-Fi is nice yeah this was like a cylinder and it would go like no this is actually literally like

The light bulb in his lamp on his nightstand you ever turn on by accident and she’s like oh no and you’re like oh no I was just no but it’s funny sometime sometimes like if it’s dark and I actually need to get something out of my bedside drawer

I use my uh iPhone phone to not throw up the wrong just to like yeah I don’t want to Rattle Jamie with the light coming on so I’m like okay like woken from s I’m like oh no okay it’s clearly traumatizing so wow I love you this is going to be

Fun the next time that light goes on yeah yeah so something Jamie’s talked about is you are incredible at making sex playlists she said you’re like the best there is what are we talking here what are what is your how does this all start well here’s the problem I can make a great

Playlist but I put way too many songs on it right so after like like we’ll be done I’ll be like is that the same song that the first song you started on yeah that happen sometimes okay like [ __ ] yeah it’s Bohemian rap city though so it’s all right you know you got little

12 minutes there yeah but so you know what you do when something like that then like if you’re like man we only went through four songs then next time you start on song five I told that move four songs would be a great accomplishment yeah that’ be like well

The first two are just getting her comfortable from the the sadness you know when she comes out of the the the just to get me out of the bathroom but it’s also like it’s not like a bat signal like I’m not turning it on like okay it’s go like it’s like a

Premeditated like bad signal that’s what the bad signal is no I know that but I’m not like just putting it on Hope like hey like I’m in the mood like are you it’s like you’ve been doing a couple butt grabs the last hour and a half a

Little some rubs yeah yeah I put it on I don’t put it on and like she’s like oh no we’re not doing that I’m like I I know when it’s when we’re in the go you read the room yeah yeah yeah yeah before yeah that’s good all right and so if

Here’s the thing if you brush your teeth and then have sex are you brushing your teeth again yeah cuz I usually eat I’m usually get hungry after sex Oh I thought we’re going to say usually eat I was like holy [ __ ] yeah wow that’d be cool yeah not Happening moving on so what what kind of M I’m I’m really interested in this playlist cuz I like to make sex playlist but I feel like I don’t do a great job like it it depends on the Girl I’m dating like I’ve had girls where it’s

Like wow we really [ __ ] gel and then I’ve had girls who are like this music is like sad and I’m like no I like yeah I like I like kind of like yeah I like like slow kind of we like I think the last girl I dided wanted like

Spanish yeah she wanted like this I’m like oh that’s not like sexy to me yeah but I think that like that genre is like good if it’s like a late night had some drinks you know but I’m with you like if it’s just not that and it’s you know I

Like a slower not like R&B right you like Ariana Grande oh no I mean yeah I went through a phase do you have a one song where you’re like this is good um Ariana Grande I forget the name of it who’s great we Jamie will bring on the next p

Who’s great Lana Del re yeah she’s she’s got Summertime Sadness that whole oh yeah that’s sad no I don’t want to have sex to Lana Del yeah no really see I think it’s like CU it it like slows everything down you know sometimes as a guy you’re a little too like

Excited and I think that music kind of pulls you down you know where you’re like okay he yeah let’s let’s slow down here yeah oh no see back in remember that remember the uh the group The xx oh my God Theo that first album when we first

Started dating that first album is wow iot is dialed yes that’s some of the best sex music there is yeah it’s really great and that’s the thing it’s like this kind of slow thing yeah it’s really when you don’t Vibe with the sex music of the person it’s pretty sad yeah yeah you

Know you’re like what are we what what are we doing here yeah yeah do you have anything else on the rattled list I got a bunch but we won’t go through them no let’s go what do you got no no no um Windchimes Windchimes bother you like

Other people’s yeah oh yeah we got in the car today and he was like up Neighbors got the Windchimes back up that’s what it is I think it’s an aggressive move he to have big ass wind chimes in your neighborhood yeah like I don’t want to be at my house listening

To your Windchime and also Windchimes don’t even sound cool yeah like if you think about it what is it it’s not like a melody it’s not like a tune it’s just like CL and [ __ ] you know yeah for sure no I I agree I and I’m I

Like a win time you like a wiim see I think there is something for what the way I relate is more so it’s like somebody somebody’s dictating right now my surroundings I don’t like that I don’t want to hear it i’ I’ve actually thought about actually cutting down our

Neighbors in the middle of the night our friend pranked cutter oh yeah good and came to our house when we weren’t home and put multiple wind chimes all around our property oh that’s good Z that’s a I was playing pickle he scale he like climbed a like big ladder

Put one right outside his office like on our roof so were you finding them like Days Later where you’re like oh there’s another one well I kept hearing it and he put one right up right outside my office yeah so I was actually like on a meeting or something actually and I

Remember hearing a windchime and I was talking to someone and I and I looked and there was one up in my tree so then I started like spiry and I’m like oh my God has that wind Chine been there since we moved in and I’ve just never seen it

But someone put it prank then there was one outside it was a good prank when did you realize it was Zach like how did you realize you got pranked um I think you complained to him about it no maybe I saw another one and I was like okay now

Someone’s [ __ ] with me so I um I knew it had to be him cuz no one else would climb on like a roof to play that good of a prank like that was that was an aggressive prank it was a good one it was a great prank that’s a great prank

Well done Zack I um here’s a question I want to ask both of you if you so I remember [ __ ] back in the day telling us that he was at a party I think it was his girlfriend’s idea where it was like everybody’s going to put a movie into

This hat and whatever movie we pick that’s what we’re all going to watch and I was like oh that’s great like so I was wondering what movie you guys would pick if it was like you know there’s 20 people sitting around cuz they were like out they were like

Outside with uh go ahead give your answer you think he’s going to say GAA yes yeah GAA um so there’s but you you have to this isn’t just your favorite movie it’s also like I want to set a nice VI it’s the best movie ever made G so

Stupid have you guys seen gataka hell yeah bro I have not but I will now I’m going to watch it y we’ll watch it tonight and we’ll for back pleaser but it is a good movie no it’s defin like I mean 20 people I wouldn’t go GAA no way

That’s what I’m saying the first movie he ever wanted to watch with me on a couch well he wants to show you who he is it’s a good movie yeah he wants to show you cuz I think I think I go Warriors I think Warriors is just the

[ __ ] best warriors what’s that have you seen Warriors like the Warriors come out and play yeah that’s that’s just it’s such a [ __ ] Sensational movie you’ve never seen it y we got to watch it I actually I don’t really know if you’d like it it’s about I don’t know if

It’s a’ 70s I think it’s like’ 70s New York City and it’s about a a crew all all these gangs in New York City get together at like a meeting and then something happens where they’re like oh [ __ ] it was this gang who did that so

Every gang who’s at the meeting tries to get them before they get home back to Coney Island it’s in one night yeah yeah and but the crazy thing about the movie that doesn’t really make sense is like in the time you’re like well until they get back to Coney Island but then why

Can’t they just get him at Coney Island you know what I mean like why don’t they just wait for him at con but the whole movie is just like and it’s all these different gangs who are trying to beat up the Warriors doesn’t S like my typ

It’s so entertaining because some of the gangs are like it’s like the baseball gang and they all have like face paint and baseball bats and that’s St then there’s like the roller skate gang and they have to fight it’s very cool yeah here I mean the art to that movie is the

[ __ ] [ __ ] and by the way that I saw something that that Warriors come out and play when he says that he made that that wasn’t in the script really he he uh he made that up see Jamie look at the baseball guy that’s a great Halloween costume dude this these are this movie

Is just so really awful movies is what it says what an idiot put that I would have put old school in that hat yeah that’s my like that’s my like movie I thought you saying this is old scho the movie Old School that’s good I literally will if I

See that that’s on TV I will drop whatever I’m doing and watch that movie yeah but I wouldn’t go GAA and a group of 20 like because you’d probably go comedy there’s probably two movies that make me laugh the hardest I think um oh I know super bad the the beginning of

Like the first 45 minutes is super bad is this nonstop I think it’s hilarious yeah and then um basball no baseball’s good awesome movie uh beer uh everybody wants beer league beer league with shout out to AR yeah great [ __ ] great movie you love basball I love basball he said

It was great it’s great beer league but I could see chicks hating that movie at a party you know what I me they would hate it yeah that’s the problem you kind of you you want to try and get a ple something that great it’s hilarious I

Don’t know chicks don’t really like that kind of [ __ ] yeah you guys seen beer league already Lang I have not no no but I really love baseball yeah yeah well you guys have a lot in common kick me out of the bed Chad you should get in

There come on um so I was on the phone with my manager last night and I was Rod Stewart came up because I was like I was looking for this Rod Stewart song that I wanted to hear and I was like can you believe it was like 30 songs down on his

Popular like my favorite Rod Stewart song is uh was it midnight train and it’s it was like 30 songs down on his like most popular songs and I was like wow I thought that would have been like top four or whatever so he was like well you remember what happened with Rod

Stewart right I was like No And he was like yeah he collapsed on stage at like a concert and then they had to when they when he got to the hospital whereever they had to pump his stomach and they found three cups of jizz do you know this can you guys

Google that so then he was basically so you know how the Richard Gear story about the Geral no Jamie like no no no you know the Richard Gear story with the what no what happened with theal so by the way all this is allegedly so what it

Is is there’s these like urban legends or like but some are true some you don’t know about these celebrities and the Rod Stewart so can you go to this and maybe I don’t know if you could read I can’t see that if you could read some of

What what’s being said here I’m as heterosexual as they come is what he says he gay guy says he actually didn’t interview on and so that’s what this is um so can you go to the top so we can get like the when did this happen this is a while

This is like a back in the day they found what okay so this is what it says he had a stomach pumped to remove seen after orally servicing a bunch of sailors by the way Sailors this is like his oral servicing listen that’s awesome by my manager’s gay and he was like

Maybe I should learn how to sing careful of Sailor Sean that sounds crazy yeah I think it was like three cups full or something like that so what what what’s the gist that you’re getting here Zolo uh I think that was it didn’t happen that that’s the rumor and then he

Did an interview and said no he’s he’s straight and that didn’t happen but here’s the deal how does something like that just come out like you know that whole thing where there’s smoke there’s fire it’s like yeah maybe there’s not but how does it go from like hey here’s

A guy and then the next day it’s like hey here’s a guy who got three cups of come pump from well I think it’s a little bit of a game of telephone yeah that can’t be real a ridiculous what happened with the Geral so you know the

Richard Gear Geral thing no right you guys know that right the Richard Gear Geral Josh Potter yeah that’s like the most famous celebrity story ever so there was a story that I don’t know if he went to the hospital or something like that but from his butthole they

Found a Geral in his ass he couldn’t get it out and he had to go to the hospital to get it removed so clearly he has Geral pets all these pictures so wait can can you just go to like a a write up about it and read what

It says of like what’s the origin yeah yeah yeah this is how the Richard Gear story got started so can you read can you read so apparently Sylvester Stallone thinks Richard gears mad at him for starting it here we go because of a feud they had like back in the day on

The set of the Lords of Flatbush um yeah they got into a tiff over something about chicken grease and uh yeah there was some tension and then this rumor came out and Richard Gear thinks uh stillone to blame what a random rumor to start Sly but also that’s like a alleged like

Sexual thing that people would do back in the day which was like take a tube put it in your ass and then you put the Geral in that tube and like you put your hand on the thing until he goes into your ass then you pull the tube out now

You got a Geral in your ass and supposedly it’s like the craziest sensation in the world like a Geral party game yeah that’s what I’ve jez do you think he crazy [ __ ] in the 70s you think he had a colored light bulb what what color you think you picked for that

One green but here’s the thing imagine how hard it was to get like now if you want to start a rumor you just go online you can start a rumor like they really [ __ ] did the work like yeah they were in the 70s and ‘ 80s and had to go like

From person to person like yo this is what just went down like he had his stomach pumped of Sailor come that’s what I’m saying it’s a game of telephone like there’s a lot of people that it had to go through to like really spre sailor stick for like 20 years cuz my manager

Was like yeah it was Sailors crazy right and by the way I so I was asking him I was like aren’t there other like celebrity stories and he was saying one was uh that Mikey died from eating Pop Rocks you remember that yes Mikey from the the life commercials or

Whatever that was like an older thing Marilyn Manson got his rib removed so he could suck his own dick yes I remember that one all allegedly guys um and then but one he told me was that on the set of Wizard of Oz a munch they did I you

See it yeah you see it he hangs himself it is it’s [ __ ] up you see it but is that real yes yes can we find this clip we’ll blur it out obviously on on YouTube but yes when they’re going up the yellow brick road you see it in the

Background so I think this has also been um debunk debunked I feel I think it’s a bird if I remember correctly but um yeah so here here’s the video yes of where they say yeah so I think they’re saying it’s this thing here but how is that a bird

It’s the size of the Scarecrow so wait uh cutter something Jamie wanted to know we’re last a few episodes ago we’re were talking about uh movies that make us cry what movie have has what movies have made you cry GAA oh so you’d want to be crying at the

Party honestly GAA is probably the only movie that’s ever made me cry really yeah ever yeah ever holy cow well like no yeah probably when I was a kid I think hom word bound did yeah yeah that kind of banged me up but uh Shadow yeah but no I

GAA wow oh you know what Goodwill Hunting maybe did other than that I’m not I’m really crier what are you guys laughing it’s just funny what do we got uh a funny guy yeah what do we no I thought I thought we might have missed something in the the um little person hanging

Thems world what do we what do we got here uh so this says that a bunch of birds of different sizes were borrowed from the LA Zoo um to be a part of that set to give it a more like outdoorsy feel and that’s really just a big bird

That’s wow well I’ve gone through my most of my adult life life thinking that little person hung himself so I’m so glad to know that didn’t happen yeah I’m kind of bumed James reaching for the bucket oh yeah you want go I kind want a cut her to answer a cup question yeah

Let’s let’s go for a cut and then we’re almost we’re almost done you CR cut how you feeling good you know then move quick what are your favorite smells he loves the smell of my dirty hair really I mean yeah you’ve told me that yeah all right Um favorite smells yeah what’s your favorite what’s your favorite like like for instance mine like mine’s a fire burning fire is up there the like laundry they’re almost all weird okay yeah um laundry like when I smell like the drer like the drier vent coming out

I [ __ ] love that smell wo uh I could get into like gasoline sometimes yeah you know smells good yeah I think like a like Eucalyptus in like a steam room yeah that’s see that’s you overuse that in our shower it’s like aggressive spray every shower walk by our bathroom and

Like it like hits me in the face it’s gross I like that you know what’s crazy I don’t know if I told you guys this was a little bit ago there was a fight in the gym I think I told you this the fight in the gym where I go because

There was a dude who was in the shower and when he got out another dude went in he came out and was like you you jerked off in here and he was like you you came in here and there like and the guy the other guy was like what he’s like it’s

[ __ ] shampoo or like conditioner or something the GU like No And they fullon fist fight naked I don’t know I wasn’t there I was told about it while I was in the sauna wow yeah yeah and they were like oh yeah it was like a full fight

Some guy like accused the guy of jerking off in the shower like what take no for an answer wow now imagine jerk uh fighting in like towels and a lot oh dangerous all of it just all of it yeah wow so here here’s how we’ll wrap up you

Said that so when you play when you would play baseball uh you would see a lot of guys who [ __ ] like our boy Annie right like who who would [ __ ] with their feet up on the oh yeah up on the toilet you said it was a lot of Dominican dudes

Right saw a lot of stuff in those locker rooms yeah lot of dicks just everywhere but um yeah they would stand up on the on the seat and squat stand up is that door open just door open no you’d see their heads above oh and you’re like why are you

Yeah yeah and that’s they just you know full squatting position wow so do you do you stand and then squat or do you sit and put your feet up any what do I stand and then squat or sit and put my feet up like are you standing on the toilet seat and then

Like squat down I mean I don’t need to stand first but that yeah no I’m squatting oh your feet on the seat first though feet on the seat yeah bro that’s epic wow he’s a legend that’s the way nature intended you to poop yeah how long you’ve been doing that dude as long

As I can remember so does you taught that no I don’t know I mean I guess maybe I don’t think so I don’t think so there’s no way they would have taught me like that does your butt touch the toilet no hell no wow it’s [ __ ]

Disgusting yeah oh okay mhm well it is disgusting if you think everyone’s putting their feet on there like it’s pretty epic dude appreciate you yeah but so that was a big thing in the baseball world yeah I think just different cultures coming together um it’s clear that you know In some cultures that’s

How you [ __ ] yeah for sure yeah there there’s a lot of places where like you go into use the restroom which just a [ __ ] hole in the ground it’s different that’s in that is my nightmare I’m I’m never leaving this country yeah yeah or we got to go somewhere that’s

That’s got toilets I need regular [ __ ] toilets yeah yeah well listen this was Christmas with cutter uh thanks for coming on bro we talked about it all the time thanks guys yeah yeah this is the myth the legend the guy we’re still together yes married do you

Wear are you wearing a wedding ring love you guys yeah oh nice good job wow it’s beautiful yeah she’s got to make up for that uh weird uh did you like my dating profile by the way changing subject um yeah it was good you would have like you would have

Hit me up yeah good would have hit you up and you guys were set up right you didn’t pick her up at like a thing you were set we were not set up we I think we met right before like a month before tender came out yes literally before dating apps

Came out literally like a month before yeah wow but but I thought you said like your friends set you up yeah well we weren’t we were our friends he was living at my friend’s house at the time and I was over there all the time and

Then it just we kind of were vibing and they could feel it and they like individually asked him if he’d be into it and asked me if I’d be into it and kind of like you know in like pushed us along a little bit p and two weeks later

You were pregnant yeah nine months later I was pregnant yeah well done yeah you right to it you guys have an incredible wonderful family and thank you for always involving me in your your TR see you Sunday bro yeah absolutely all right that’s a that’s a nip hey [Applause] not Not J