I was on the last hole a par 5 at my home course awhile back usually driver 6 iron into a very easy flat green and my partner said if u make eagle you shoot 28 on the back and 59 overall. I’d eagled the hole countless times. I double crossed the piss out of it had to drop a mile back. Ended up making par and shooting 61 I was ecstatically heartbroken. At this stage of my career I don’t think that would bother me. At that point it effected me more than I’d like to admit.
Never give advice is the truest one imo. If someone is looking for advice, they'll ask for it. I've never known anyone to care if you're saying sit, turn, go, etc. to their shot though.
Humming yellow submarine around water is a lot of fun. Announcing the beach party coming up next weekend is a good brain seed. Talking about weight watchers and anorexia also set up some really nice shots too. Compliments about any part of a person's game is great gamesmanship too.
If your with a good group of mates I always talk to their golf balls for the best outcome… Even though we are competing against each other there's nothing worse then one of your mates having a terrible game and then gets depressed and brings the mood down, the best type of golf is where everyones having fun.
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Unless you are a professional, sat whatever the fu@k you want. It's supposed to be a good time as well.
Being a visually impaired golfer all you will
Ll hear me say is "sounded like a great hit" no more no less.
If my voice could control the outcome of a shot I would be the number 1 golfer in the world.
nice shirt
The first two are nonsense.
It’s just rooting for your friends
Really, no one cares. And, If they do you don't want to be playing golf with them anyways.
I’ll update the log
Yeah this one misses the mark on regular golfers, and possibly your core audience.
I'm gonna root for my friend's shot if he has a chance to have a good shot. Why can't I talk to his ball 🙄
I was on the last hole a par 5 at my home course awhile back usually driver 6 iron into a very easy flat green and my partner said if u make eagle you shoot 28 on the back and 59 overall. I’d eagled the hole countless times. I double crossed the piss out of it had to drop a mile back. Ended up making par and shooting 61 I was ecstatically heartbroken. At this stage of my career I don’t think that would bother me. At that point it effected me more than I’d like to admit.
Keep your head down is the worst trust
I think not talking to someone else’s balls is just a life rule.
Meh ill encourage anothers shot. We all inthis togethwr. As far as the reminders of where they at for score yeah id never sau anything like that.
Played yesterday and made it clear st beginning "feel free to let me know which way to go as ive never played here and you have…"
Ok, so don't say anything on the golf course….got it.
Never give advice is the truest one imo. If someone is looking for advice, they'll ask for it. I've never known anyone to care if you're saying sit, turn, go, etc. to their shot though.
Humming yellow submarine around water is a lot of fun. Announcing the beach party coming up next weekend is a good brain seed. Talking about weight watchers and anorexia also set up some really nice shots too. Compliments about any part of a person's game is great gamesmanship too.
People who love to get in your head will say "don't go left" or "No OB!" because they want you to fail. Es no bueno.
So… don't talk
If your with a good group of mates I always talk to their golf balls for the best outcome… Even though we are competing against each other there's nothing worse then one of your mates having a terrible game and then gets depressed and brings the mood down, the best type of golf is where everyones having fun.
I'm guility of adivice, but for one friend, with one suggestion he dropped 15 stokes. Haven't had to pay for beer in 4 years…soooo there's that..
Not all of us are scratch golfers..a lil support and advice helps me lol
Do you inhale or exhale on your back swing?
Nice Marijuana shirt
I have had several people point things about about my swing that I didnt realize. Thankful they broke these "rules".
Most important one is to tell someone “you’ve got a good score going” it’s guaranteed to mess up their round. They’ll know when their playing well
Have you been secretly spying on my golf group 😂
How much adderall did you take geez
Of course you say, wow that’s a lot of birdies. Stop it. When money is on the line, psychological warfare is ON!!!!
I have those Air Max NRG 🔥🔥
I say this literally every time I play. I’m going to continue to say it! FIGHT ME!!!! 😂
I can't take anything you're saying seriously with that mic in the goofiest place possible…😂
That's why I say to myself "don't hit it down the middle"