Wealdstone FC are known as an illustrious breeding ground for prodigious talent – first there was Vinnie Jones and Stuart Pearce. Then there was the Wealdstone Raider. The new hero now is this geezer, who reportedly spent £170 of the Queen’s English on a full range of shirts, hats and other memorabilia. Here, he can be seen proudly donning his garments all in the name of George Duck.