Which of you degenerates invented this?

by SenseiCAY

30 Comments

  1. Lemonwater925

    Not a single golfer will buy this item. Countless golfers will receive this as a gift from a well meaning non golfer.

  2. Teamanglerx

    Really? Is this necessary? Also, can you attach it on push carts (asking for a friend).

  3. redditin_at_work

    Am I the only one that practically inhales the mid-round meat missile? Now a cigar holder could be useful.

  4. Funny bc these plans have been available for 3D printing for years… and someone finally got the product on the shelves

  5. Turbulent_Echidna423

    a nice serving platter for the crows. what a good idea

  6. Admiral52

    Jesus himself invented this in 30 AD and gifted it to St. Paul, his favorite of his 12 golf bros, as a reward for breaking 80

  7. BettyWhiteOnBlack

    You have to eat anything you buy to eat at the turn of my local club. The crows have learned quickly, and food attracts bears. We have lots of both.

  8. WHSRWizard

    If this fits on push cart, I will absolutely buy it.

  9. The_Man_in_Black_19

    Do they attach to push carts too?

  10. Internal-Fruit-1482

    Grabs it with his gloved hand. Lol. Heathen.

  11. steiner1031

    Thats just teeing it up for the squirrels

  12. LilSebastian_482

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  13. Cool-Cow9712

    We men see “ hands-free” and are immediately intrigued.

  14. mtjansen

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  15. brettmav

    Who allows the turn dog to exist longer than 90 seconds on this plane? Three bites and on the 10th tee box. You nibblers are a wild breed

  16. adwallis96

    Y’all aren’t done demolishing the turn dog by the time you get back to the cart?

  17. Apple_Cup

    If you used this at any of the golf courses I play in any season, your hotdog would be crow food within 30 seconds of you setting it down. If not crows, then seagulls or squirrels. There is no safe place to set down food. These motherfuckers will try to get into your golf bag to fund food and they are clever.

  18. unvvendel3000

    The mesh travel bag sealed it for me. Hot dog holders for all!!!!

  19. monkeybojangles

    Same people that invented the fake golf club you pee into.

  20. TheArtOf3Putting

    Does it fit a Costco dog? Like to stock up and bring my own so I have something the first 9 holes.

  21. Embarrassed_Boat3799

    Whoever did is not doing it right because mine is done in two bites🤷🏾‍♂️

  22. auko225

    I would like to challenge the fact that it fits all hotdogs. ” goes to buy one right now”

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