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What Your Golf Clubs Say About You!

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Titalist. If you play Titalist, you want everyone to know you take golf seriously. Like, I have a swing coach, and a Trackman subscription. You show up to the range with a bag that matches your hat, your towel, and probably your sock. You’ve got the T-series irons, the Vokey wedges, and a Scotty Cameron putter because if it’s good enough for the pros, it’s good enough for you. You’re the guy who practices his pre-shot routine in the mirror at home. You know your exact swing weight, your shaft flex, and you’ve read every My Golf Spy review twice. You’re not just playing golf. You’re performing a sacred ritual. When you miss a fairway, it’s not your fault. It’s the wind, the lie, or maybe you just need to get your clubs reg. You’re always between lessons, and you’ve got a favorite instructor on YouTube. You believe in tradition. You believe in quality. and you believe that if you just buy the next set of titalist irons, you’ll finally break 80. Callaway Callaway players are the life of the party. You’re loud, you’re fun, and you absolutely love to hit bombs. You show up to the course in a neon shirt, crank up the Bluetooth speaker, and let everyone know you’re here to have a good time. Your bag is a Callaway Museum. Epic, Maverick, Paradigm, you’ve owned them all. You’re obsessed with distance. You know your ball speed, your launch angle, and you’ll talk about your smash factor to anyone who will listen. You’ve got a driver for every occasion, and you’re not afraid to use them all in one round. You’re the guy who yells baba buoy after a big drive and high-fives strangers on the tea box. You’re not worried about fairways. You’re here for the long ball. If you hit it straight, that’s a bonus. If not, at least you looked good doing it. Tailor Made. Tailor Made fans are the early adopters. You’re the first in line for every new release. And you can recite the specs of the latest SIM, Stealth, or Qi10 driver, like it’s your social security number. You believe in technology, and you’re convinced that twist face is the reason you’re not slicing it into the woods. You’ve got more adjustable weights on your driver than a NASA rocket. You tinker with your settings mid round, convinced that a halfderee change will unlock your inner Rory. You follow every tailor-made athlete on Instagram and can quote their WITB what’s in the bag by heart. Your bag is a rolling advertisement, tailor made head covers, towel, and probably a hat with a giant T on it. You’re always talking about speed slots and carbon faces, and you’re convinced that if you just find the right setting, you’ll finally outdrive the Callaway guy. Ping. Ping. Players are the silent killers of the golf world. You don’t need to brag about your clubs. They do the talking for you. You’re practical, consistent, and you’ve probably been playing the same set of ping irons for a decade. You know your color code and you got properly fit once. That was enough. You don’t chase trends, you chase fairways and green. You’re the guy who shows up in a faded polo, hits every fairway, and quietly takes everyone’s money. You don’t care about flashy marketing or the latest tech. You care about results. Your bag might look old, but your game is timeless. You’re the player everyone underestimates until you’re walking off the 18th green with the low score. Mizuno. Nothing feels like a Mizuno. If you play Mizuno, you’ve said this at least a hundred times. You’re obsessed with the buttery sensation of a perfectly struck iron. You talk about grain flow forging like it’s a religion. You probably play blades, or at least something that looks like a blade. You’d rather miss the sweet spot and feel pain than play a game improvement iron. You’re the guy who spends more time on the range than the course, chasing that one pure shot. You watch every YouTube review, read every forum post, and you can tell the difference between MP20s and JPX 923s by sound alone. You’re a purist, a craftsman, and you believe that feel is everything, even if your scorecard says otherwise. Cobra. Cobra players are here for a good time, not a long time. You love bright colors, flatbrim hats, and you probably have a Puma shirt in every shade of the rainbow. You picked Cobra because Ricky Fowler made it look cool. And you’re not afraid to admit it. You’re the fun one in the group. You crack jokes, take risks, and never take golf too seriously. Your clubs have names like Speed Zone and Rad Speed, and you love telling people about the CN Semile face on your driver. You might not be the best player, but you’re definitely the most memorable. You bring energy, style, and a little bit of chaos to every round. And deep down, you’re hoping someone notices your matching orange hat and shoes. Shrix onxon players are the hidden gems of the golf world. You did your research, got fit, and picked the clubs that actually work for your swing, not the ones with the biggest marketing budget. You’re the guy who shows up with a set nobody recognizes and quietly stripes it all day. You probably play the AD333 ball and you know that Shrixon makes some of the best irons and balls on the market. You’re practical, detail oriented, and you care more about performance than prestige. You’re the player who gets asked, “What clubs are those?” after every good shot. You don’t need validation. You let your game do the talking. You’re the smart money, the value pick, and the guy everyone wishes they’d listen to. PXG. PXG players are here to flex. Your clubs cost more than most people’s cars, and you want everyone to know it. You didn’t buy PXG for the performance. You bought them for the status. You love telling people about the militaryra materials and precision engineering. You’ve got the matching bag, head covers, and probably a PXG hat just to complete the look. You drive a luxury car, wear designer sunglasses, and your golf shoes cost more than a round at Pebble Beach. You’re not afraid to drop the price tag in conversation. These irons, four grand, easy. You might not play any better than the guy with 10-year-old pings, but you look a hell of a lot more expensive doing it. Wilson staff. Wilson staff players are a dying breed. You either found your clubs at a garage sale or you’re old enough to remember when Wilson was the biggest name in golf. Your irons are probably older than the cart girl and you wouldn’t have it any other way. You believe in simplicity. No fancy tech, no adjustable weights, just solid, reliable clubs that get the job done. You’re the guy who tells stories about the good old days and still thinks Pimmen Woods are superior. You might not hit it as far as the young guys, but you know how to get around a golf course. You play smart, you play steady, and you’re proof that experience beats equipment every time. Cleveland. Cleveland players are short game specialists. You might have a mixed bag, but when it comes to wedges, it’s Cleveland or nothing. You carry at least three, maybe four, and you know the exact bounce and grind of each one. You spend more time on the chipping green than the driving range. You can hit every shot in the book. Flop, bump and run, spinner, you name it. You’re the guy everyone wants as a scramble partner because you can get up and down from anywhere. You treat your wedges like surgical instruments. You clean the grooves after every shot, and you know exactly when it’s time to replace them. Your short game is your superpower, and you’re not afraid to use it. Odyssey. Odyssey players are on a never-ending quest for the perfect putter. Your garage looks like a putter museum, and you’ve tried every grip, stance, and alignment aid known to man. You believe in technology, white hot inserts, stroke lab shafts, micro hinge faces. You’ve read every review, watched every putting tip, and you’re convinced the next Odyssey model will finally cure your three putts. You’re always tinkering, always searching, and always convinced you’re one putter away from greatness. The irony, you still miss as many as everyone else, but at least you look good doing it. Kirkland, Costco. Kirkland players are the ultimate bargain hunters. You discovered golf’s bestkept secret in the aisles of Costco, and you’re not shy about telling everyone. You bought the Kirkland balls, the Kirkland wedges, and now that they have a Kirkland driver, you bought that, too. You love a good deal more than you love golf itself. You’re practical, you’re frugal, and you take pride in outplaying guys who spent five times as much on their gear. You’re the guy who brags about getting providence for a third of the price. You’re proof that you don’t need to spend a fortune to play good golf. You’re the people’s champion, the underdog, and the reason everyone else is secretly shopping at Costco. Mixed bag. Mixed bag players are the realest. You don’t care about matching brands. You care about what works. Your bag is a Frankenstein’s monster of drivers, irons, wedges, and putters from every manufacturer. You got fit for each club individually, and you’re not afraid to mix and match. You’re the guy who actually reads the reviews, tests the clubs, and builds the perfect set for your game. You’re practical, sensible, and probably the most consistent player in your group. You can’t blame your equipment when you play badly, so you don’t. You just get back to work and try again. the budget brand hero. You play Top Flight, Spalding, or whatever was on sale at the big box store. Your entire set costs less than one PXG iron, and you’re perfectly fine with that. You’re not here to impress anyone. You’re here to play golf. You’d rather spend money on green fees than gear. You know that practice beats equipment every time. You’re having more fun than anyone else because you’re not worried about scratching a $500 driver. You’re proof that golf is about the player, not the clubs. You might not have the fanciest gear, but you’ve got heart, hustle, and a love for the game that money can’t buy. Here’s the truth about golf brand stereotypes. They exist because we let them. Your clubs don’t define your game. Your practice does. But we all judge anyway because that’s what golfers do. Whether you’re gaming $5,000 PXGs or $500 box store specials, we’re all just trying to get that little white ball in the hole in fewer strokes, the brand on your clubs matters way less than the hours you put in perfecting your swing. But let’s be real, you’re still going to judge the guy with mismatched clubs and a head cover collection that looks like it survived a garage sale. Because that’s golf, and that’s exactly who we are. If you enjoyed this breakdown of golf’s tribal warfare, hit that subscribe button and let me know in the comments which stereotype describes your golf bag. And be honest, we can all spot the lies from 150 yards out.

45 Comments

  1. I will say again: I still miss my mid-60's Wilson's I inherited from my father. My predilection would be a mixed-bag guy. I seem to remember my grandfather had set of cubs with wooden shafts!

  2. Definitely a Mixed Bag player here. Callaway driver, Adams 3-wood, Nike 5-wood, Nike and Cobra hybrids, Taylor Made irons, Ping and Odyssey putters (which I switch from time to time). I have probably 20 clubs overall, and which 14 go into the bag before any given round depends entirely on what I’m hitting well.

  3. Callaway fanboy, love my Cobra driver, Kirkland ball user, and a mixed bag enthusiast from the second hand store. All of your call outs described me well. I just like to golf, even if I don't break 100 haha. It's fun 😁 I've always coveted a Mizuno iron set though… That's too rich for my blood though! Lol!

  4. Frankenstein here and I love it. Cobra driver, ping hybrid, Mizuno irons, Cleveland wedge, taylormade zt putter. Perfectly happy.

  5. Mixed bag. Titleist Tour Model persimmon driver and woods, Srixon z725 5-PW, 54° Vokey (red saw), Callaway Jaws 60°, and a vintage Ping Anser putter. 🤷‍♂️

  6. Wilson Staff: "Your irons are older than the cart girl, and you wouldn't have it any other way"

  7. Srixon Audiophile here, I only care about when you hit it and it sound satisfying. only Srixon can hit that vibrato and the perfect note.

  8. I have a mixed bag of clubs: a Ping driver, Callaway fairway woods, Mizuno irons, Cleveland wedges, and an Odyssey putter. I watch every review and test each club thoroughly. I always promise myself that this will be the last club I buy, but I end up breaking that promise every time.

  9. I bought 200 dollar hybrid/irons and some old wedges I got for free a free call away rouge drive a mizzuno 3 wood and sim 2 hybrid I shoot in 70s and low 80s my putter I paid 20 bucks for no name 😂 I’ve only been golfing 30 years

  10. I’m mixed bag, Callaway and PXG in the driver fairways and hybrids. Srixon short irons, and a Cleveland wedge. PXG Allan putter.

  11. ping driver, woods, taylormade minidriver, mizuno irons, odyssey putter, vokey wedges, some random japanese wedge, titlelist hat (used to use ap1s), kirkland balls & gloves… ogio yup, I am mixed.

  12. Some people just want to give the illusion of being a good golfer….but when rubber meets the road most fall WAY short of their $2,500 set of clubs.

  13. Ping Driver, Taylor made irons, Cleveland wedges, Cobra Putter. But I definitely look like the Callaway guy

  14. Ping player here, top to bottom in the bag. The funny thing about it is that i've played of some sort for 40 years now, and i got my hands on some TC-201's a couple of years ago and some Mizuno 245's last year. They felt great (better than the Pings), but i STILL couldn't get the results out of them like i could my Pings. I'm too far gone i reckon 🙂

  15. Custom Maltby Forged TS3 DBMs, Darkspeed Cobra woods and Hybrids, except Taylormade Mini Driver, and custom forged putter and wedges. 5 handicap. Style and chaos.

  16. Srixon is that guy at your local high school that’s a freaking badass at his sport but doesn’t have the right last name to get the recognition he deserves. Full disclosure im a TaylorMade and Callaway guy but I love Srixon

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