Can I beat an ex PGA tour pro golfer if he gives me 4 strokes between 3 holes? I’m playing against

How many strokes would you need to beat a guy that used to play on the PGA Tour? I have no idea, but just like high school, I got four strokes across three holes to try and get the job done. Johan’s handicap is a plus six. That means he’s six better than a scratch golfer. And my handicap is the 190 lb idiot holding the golf club. And I don’t know about you, but this is the funniest looking pitching wedge I’ve ever seen. And normally I couldn’t hit sand if I fell off a camel. So that’s why Johan gave me two strokes on the par five, even though I’m sure he’s going to regret that. Now, if you think that I’m being too hard on Johan and I’m making fun of him too much, just wait. He took his opportunity when we got to the green to go ahead and absolutely roast me. Now, you guys all say that I’ve been playing for so long. How can I not get any better? Well, how do you explain this? Par five. I’m playing from the tips and I’m on the green in regulation. Unfortunately, Johan just misses the green, but he is pin high. Lays an absolute dart right next to the pin. He’s going to have himself a tap in birdie. And I have this for a birdie. Now, you guys know me. I couldn’t read a green if it was an audio book. So, this ball has zero chance of getting anywhere remotely close to the hole. Johan gets a birdie and then absolutely roasted. Why would you choose a hole where you get two strokes to make your per first par in two days? You just can’t come back from that. Luckily, I make the par and remember to follow me your three putt the rest of your life.

Can I beat an ex PGA tour pro golfer if he gives me 4 strokes between 3 holes? I’m playing against Benson in a 3 hole match to see what it takes to win. Who do you think will win the match. #cognizantclassic #golf #pgatour #pga #golfcoach

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  1. So glad you just keep making this content. Brings me a smile every day and I love having a narration that speaks exactly to the same way I feel on the course.

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