Found ball. Is your fiancée my fiancée now? Some sort of prima nocta situation? How does this work?

by Mallard1818

26 Comments

  1. Born-Method7579

    Then you can smash her with your wood every hole

  2. mrburns904

    I think this means her boyfriend is your boyfriend now

  3. Impressive_Light_229

    If my wife looked like that I’d take every opportunity to have her on my balls

  4. _B_Little_me

    I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s an Ex. That would make a great divorce party gift.

  5. Aint-Nuttin-Easy

    Dark version: She left him for his swing coach/club pro so to get his 7i to 150 he printed these to get his club speed up

  6. DeuxDeuxDeuxSupplier

    You two get to smash each others balls while DPing his wife

  7. icanruinyourlife

    I’d smash that thing all day. The ball…the ball people

  8. GibsonBluesGuy

    Well technically he did hit her and she left him….

  9. Superfly1911

    If her picture is already on his balls, his golf career is over

  10. MartyMcFlysDown

    ![gif](giphy|Nc0i46nMdfs2GJyBKt|downsized)

  11. VeganWerewolf

    Of all the things to plaster on a ball I think this might be be the gayest ironically

  12. Ok-Sir-9521

    I’ll put this in my spank bank! Thank you!

  13. breezytrees32

    I found a ball 4 or 5 years ago with someone’s wife in a Santa hat on one side and their Golden Doodle on the other. Me and a buddy have been treating it like a trophy and we compete for it on the last par 3 of the course when we play together. It’s known as the “Becky Doodle” ball. This man’s wife has been passed around quite a bit between us.

  14. OriginalJayVee

    You’ve heard of Eskimo Brothers. Let me introduce you to Tee Brothers.

  15. ChrisIronsArt

    Screams psycho girlfriend 🚩🚩🚩⛳️

  16. iDownvoteToxicLeague

    If you’re going to prima nocta, please do it in your bedroom

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