Billy Foster was the hand of god for Tiger Woods 🐅🤣 #golf #golflife #golfswing #golftips #golfer

It was Ryder Cup 2002. First match first morning was D and Clark and Thomas Bjorn playing Tiger Woods and Paul Lasinger. Clark’s done his practice up to the putting green quart to eight. First tea time 8:00. So I’ve said to Clark, I said Clarky prematch nerves. The old flock of seagulls are flapping. I said I need to go for a Tom Kite. I’ll be back in a minute. Right, Billy off you go. So I go near the toilet says CBY Davis love the turns caddies in there. And uh morning cubby. Morning Billy. So I sit down trolley around the ankles. Look across. Oh my god, no toilet paper. Full reverse across the corridor to trap two. Sit down. Look behind me. 20 rolls of toilet paper on shelf behind. Next minute. Spikes on the bathroom floor. Morning cubby. Warning target. Bang. Trap one. Where I’ve just come from. I’m like, “Oh.” And then I’m listening. I hear the little crackle. I thought, “Oh, that’s chaos there. That’s chaos right there.” Now I’m using the excess toilet paper. I’m drying me out cuz I’m crying. Crying cuz like there’s 6 minutes of tea off of here now or something like that. And I’m the only man in the world that knows that Jesus is in there with no toilet paper. And I’m crying, wiping the tears because I’ve just got this vision of him walking the fifth floor of the day bald-legged like like John wearing the shot of his horse with a pair of underpants resembling a Japanese flag. And I thought I started laughing and he had a little sigh. I thought I can’t do it to him. So I’ve gone back rolled up about 20 sheets and I’ve gone down on my hands and knees under his toilet door and they gone about Diego Maradon have been the end of God. I’ll tell you this god for Tiger Woods. I’m under the toilet door. Whoever’s in there, you might be needing this. As I walked out, I went, “You’re at oneup.” And sure enough, beat him one up and uh and he came out with the biggest smile and his said, “You owe me a big time tie.” He went, “Billy, I owe you a big time.” I think that’s why I got the

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