Apparently with a bag of weed, bottle of booze and 6 pack of nose beers… (Story Via Cutter The Caddie on Twitter)
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Apparently with a bag of weed, bottle of booze and 6 pack of nose beers… (Story Via Cutter The Caddie on Twitter)
by Bird562
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What is this “Cutter” account, is he talking about himself in the 3rd person?
And where is this video he mentions? The people need to see it!
It’s fitting this is such a weird story considering Mr Shitstack is involved again.
I love the idea that there’s some golf psychopath on the loose, just terrorizing courses throughout the U.S. Maybe he’ll show up to your track and fuck up your whole day, who knows!
Let me be very clear. I need this to be true.
Time to see god
Cutter thinks this reads really weird.
Cutter finds Cuttter’s writing style to Cutterly bizare and annoying.
Cutter out.
Is that the Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor?
Cutter and Shit stack, meeting God one round at a time
“That’s a dude who’s been to heaven, bitch. So if you wanna test god, then come and get it.” is such a good line I don’t know if The Rock circa 1999 could have come up with it.
His preferred name is Man Who’s Been to Heaven, other dude is shitstack
Is there a dumb golf shit subreddit this post sucks more than the original content on Twitter
Cutter thinks we need to shrink.
Send da video.
What the F is this third person speak Cutter.
So F ing confusing.
But yea, not surprised that shit stain is routinely loaded up on alcohol, weed, and cocaine.
🤣
Cutter might have a compound fracture. Cutter is going into shock.
Cutter likes Elaine, Cutter is going to ask Elaine out.
I mean, who hasn’t golfed while drinking, smoking, doing coke, and taking your shirt off?
Cutter sounds like a shit stack.
Before this I didn’t know who Cutter was. After this I almost never want to hear from Cutter again
Cutter likes Elaine.
How did he hit ‘em?
I’m just glad that 90% of the comments here are roasting Cutter for the third person perspective and making Jimmy references
YOU WANNA TEST GOD???
[video](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQIot_aDNJM/?igsh=ajV2bGwzaWU3ancy)
Cutter is a caddie at the Pebble courses. He’s one of the most well-known caddies around here. He has a book and is active on social media – that’s his style of writing for those kinds of posts.
WTF ? How’s this guy have enough of a life he can do such leisurely things like golf?
Fuckin legend
Is he the same as the “you aren’t that guy” a-hole?
Me, as a person, want to see God. And I’ve done DMT a lot. So those moobs offer a new high personally.
Cutter.
If I pay for Spanish Bay and this sociopath ruins my round I better get my money back!
What a way to ruin an epic day
Cutter thinks he’s The Rock circa 2000
Hegseth?
YOU EVER BEEN TO HEAVEN?
I’m here for context, but Cutter is so bad it’s the focus of every comment
John why does your shirt keep coming off
Looks like another oil painting or watercolor is in the works this weekend.
Cutter’s writing style might not be everyone’s preference, but he’s a good follow. Not many good caddy accounts with good caddy stories. I’d like to find more.