She DESTROYS Men on the Golf Course!

She DESTROYS Men on the Golf Course!

Right, golf mates. Here we go. I’ve got the queen of caris green. We’re going to have a scratch match because our handicaps are very similar. In fact, I think you’re lowering me down. 7.7. Yeah. 6.8. There you go. So, we’re going to have a scratch match. I’ll be off the back seat. A will be off the forward seas. No short match play. Six holes. Yes. Playing for pride. And I tell you why it’s pride. I’ve never beat Amy. So, I think this is our fourth match. And I’ve lost three. So, we’re going to try. Amus actually said on the last hole, we want to play the 18th because I always go in the water, which I think it’s very unfair from you. I think that’s it. Well, it’s entertaining. The golf mates need entertaining, don’t they? Well, there you go. That’s what it’s going to be. So, golf mates, sit back, relax and enjoy. Caris green. Oh, bit of flight on that. So, that’s wrong though, is it? Yeah. Wrong wrong. Wrong green. Yeah. Oh, what a shot. [Music] Oh, I had that. Not Tori. Oh, blowes apart again. That’s not Phil Collins. Look at that shot. See that? Yeah. Yeah. You can have that. I’ve never heard of the mesh mode. Phil Collins Genesis. Oh, don’t don’t no. Oh, thanks for your help. [Music] Be good. Be good. Be good. Be good. Right, golf mates. We’re on the way to the tea. Amy is just said like she’s not played for a few weeks. She’s been on holiday. She had co she played in the medal with everyone. A shot 77 and won division one. God help me off scratch. And I have got a bad back. We’re trying loosening it up as we speak. So Amy’s driving faster over these hilllets and uh it’s not loosening me up. It’s just compounding the arrow. Right, here we go. We’re both going to be camera people helping Amy. We’ve started on this gorgeous hole. Only a little par 380 yards, five iron in hand. Amy’s expecting an easy victory cuz the warmup pull we’ve just done. I’ve lost a few balls. Yeah. And I got to snap up. But it’s loosening up now. So start a little draw. Oh, it sounded nice. Go on, get there. Oh, get in then. Get in. Never. Get in. Is that it? Can you zoom in on that? Have you zoomed in? You just Can we just see the reaction? So, what was my warmup like? Your warm up was shocking, right? And and as soon as the camera’s on, he stiffed it to like a foot. I’ll be honest, normally it’s other way, but warm up’s great. That’s not fair. That’s not fair. You’re still to go. Hey, what a shot. Bloody hell. Oh my god. Never. Imagine having an ally. I might have to give that. Oh, that’d be nice. Have you had a zoot? Is it that close? It’s really close. So, what have you got? 150. 150. 150. It’s wet. It’s cold. You You’ve got this for a half. I’ve got this for a half. Got this for the wind. What’s the point? I might as well just give you the Oh, no. We can’t think like that. No. Positive mental attitude. 6 a.m. I’m going to hit a six. Yeah, I’m going to give a bit more because just in case. Oh, be right. Even I’m over short, Amy. That’s all right. You’ll take That’s a great golf shot. Yeah, look what I’m competing against. Amy, I’ve got a saying. God, don’t tell me your problems. I hope this is as close. Oh, I don’t need put this. Very close. No, it’s You’re a good player. I might just make you put it anyway. You might get all excited and if he zoomed in, might run and he might miss Is it short of the hole or past? No, it’s past. No, it’s short, isn’t it? No, it’s not. No, it’s past. I tell you what, you might you might just you might just get all excited and pull it. I think I could breathe and that’ll go in. How close is that for all? No, you see it’s further than it looks. That’s an e knocker that one. Oh, yeah. Well, what I will say is downhill. What I will say, I bet it was close to going in that. Yeah, it was. It’s a good shot. It’s a great shot. Should have seen the warm up, but back’s better now. all of a sudden. No, she didn’t. It weren’t going to go in, but it’s a great shot. It was great. Uh, and she’s right. Yes, she’s not going to get Is this okay? No. Is it booger? You mark that thing. Yeah, it’s a horrible little downhill with break. I know. I know. God, I could get a put here. Not a chance. It’s a tricky putt, actually, isn’t it? That’s a very tricky one that Oh, yeah. Right. So, we started on the 15. So, we’re doing 15, 16, 17. Then we’ll do two more so we can finish on the 18. Oh, be good. Be good. Be good. Be good. Oh, come on. You know, I would have missed that if that would have went in. Come on. I had it on the right line. It was on present. Is your ball marker in your What you doing? Yeah, I’ve got a marker on my shoe. Good. Come on. That looked good, didn’t it? Oh, right. This is a smelly port, I’m telling you. Cuz if I go aggressive, I could get a fuller. Do I just Do I just linger back here? Just linger. I linger. No, you were down here doing something. We could hear you. Were you praying or doing like sums? What were you doing back? Oh, looking at my line from the back. All right, cuz we heard you mumbling, but I said she’s not doing the same. Looking at the line from behind the hole. Oh, be a good half fish cuz we we thought it were closer just for the win. Yes, but I can’t be aggressive, can I? Sorry. Sorry. You can have that, Liam. Do you know what? I were aggressive though. I went for it. I didn’t, you know. That’s a half. Does that feel like a win? Does, doesn’t it? That’s a half. Well played. Great golf. It’s a golf channel. This get all the boys out. Stick with the girls. It’s a golf channel. Oh, I had that. Not to worry. Oh, that was a hard put. Yeah, it was. I was never going to give you that. No, it was what are they called? Smelly pups, wasn’t it? Smelly one. An encher. Just a really, really difficult. Part five. Celebrating you missing a pot. Celebrate me missing a pot. I hear a runner. Is that the real green? Oh, like even Barlow runs if he gets a birdie like that. Uh, it’s a great pot. I must admit I went, “Oh, she’s she made it.” Yeah, I thought we’re going in. But I thought Oh, I was desperate for it to go in. Imagine two bird start, but that’s that was a hard hole to start. That’s a good effort that right, Amy’s got 400 yard. I’ve got 466 part five. Celebrating like the Americans at the Ryder Cup. be like Shane Lori actually then won’t you right Mr. Harrison. Amy seen me driving. She were laughing at it. Keep turning. Keep drawing. Keep drawing. Oh, nice. Lovely. Nice shot. Lovely. We driver in play. A good start in it, Amy. That was a great hole. That was a great drive as well, though. I’m sure you’re going to match it. Then the it’ll be decisions, decisions, decisions. Hey, on the fairway there. I can see you now. I can see you. Well, they’re laughing. Look at them little Look, he’s pissing his back. Uh, do you want your tea? You turn camera only by top one. Is it a top or a bit pin? I just I tried to mull it. But does it matter now? Cuz it’s a par five now, isn’t it? What an anti anti-lim. It depends. Did you see the decorum and the etiquette of me not running and laughing cuz you didn’t? It’s a great shot. I don’t mind if you’re laughing at me. I’m No. See, I I’ve got etiquette. our bral to the red marker there on the left. 179 161 hybrid. Yeah, I think I might hit my hybrid. Try and keep it down the maybe just try and we just got to try and keep one down there. And tonight storm Amy is coming in. Ain’t that right, Amy? Apparently. So, right back in play. golf shot. Well, I’ll tell you what. I expected that Amy to come a bit right. Oh, land. We can drop from there, can’t we? You’re fine there. 140 in from there. Nice. Thing is, you’re going to make me try and save try and save the the mess. But do I stick or twist here now? Do I go for it or I think you should go for it. Oh, we’ll see. We’ll see. Go for it. We’ll go for it. Go for it. 95. I think it’s the seven wood. I think it’s uh it’s in range. So you’re there. So you’re going to have about 140. What have you got in 209? I think seven wood straight over the W. Yeah. But if it draws a little bit, then I’m safe. There’s enough to cover, but it’s a nice one. Oh, that looked nice. Might need to go that bit. Drawing a little bit. Little bit. No, it’s fine there. It’s safe. Nice shot. It drew a bit. I’m safe. Straight. That would have been there. Chip and pot. Oh, not counting any chickens yet cuz hear me bites. This needs to be close. There’s no run, is there? No, not at all. No lie in this. No. 154. To be fair, that’s seven wood. I don’t think it would have covered Amy looking where it is. Right. Right. 156. We’ve got to the flag. Anything can happen in match play. At least I’m not playing barow. Oh, still got it. Oh no. My god. Up and over for a par. Rading going fishing. Yeah, I need to make this otherwise it’s uh it’s up and over. 64 we’ve got I think you said. Yeah. But I think we just got to a It’s so thick and dense out of there. Sounds like barow. Thick and dense. Oh, come on. What you think? Match player. A hear me? Okay. Right. What have you got here? Four. No, I’ve had Hang on. I’ve had four. That would have been close to mimicking it. Little pitching wedge. Yeah. Oh, that was that sounded nice. Look at that shot. Lovely. Bringing the best out of me this morning, Amy. I think you might. I think I might give you that. I think I might give you the hole. Yeah, cuz I’m fat. I be I’m 40 there already, aren’t I? So, you’re giving conceding to that bird. Yeah, I’ll concede that. Yeah. Yeah, you can have that. I deserve that. We both can do that. Right. Next. One up to Mr. H. Right. Let’s get my breath back after that sprint. Par five again. We’ve come to the eighth. 482 for me and 407 for Amy. Catching my breath. Just breathe. Yeah. No nerves, Liam. Come on. Oh, that’s disgust. You know what? It’s safe. That’s the wrong furler. Well, it’s safe. Shot there, though. What we going to need in two? I got to get my breath back with that little celebrate. I think I’m very unfit. Door’s open a little bit here, mate. Yeah. I’m on the wrong fur. Yeah. So, I just need to relax and it’s all in me. You beat me. You beat me three at We played four, three, and you’ve won everyone. I just need to stop being so competitive. All you have to do is get me to the 18th. You know, I’m going to fall pieces there. Great shot. Carry that bunk. Fade. Yeah. Oh, skirt. Carry the boys. Run past it. Yeah. A little bit up and out, but better than the last shot. Better than the last shot. Never mind. Change up. What was this? A me? Uh, this one’s 17. Playing eight. We’re playing eight, aren’t we? I hope that won’t lie. That’s how bad that shot. Yeah, that bunker down there would be a great shot. Handstone. That’s the one. Oh, we’re in business now. Oh, that sounded nice. Yeah. Oh, look at the flight on that. Wrong. Push that again. Bunker. No, short between the bunkers. Yeah. Uh, that’s all right. That’s wrong goal though, is it? Yeah. Wrong wrong wrong green. Yeah. Still in play. Every positive here. I might need a high shot now. Long way with this wet wetness. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just want something up towards the bunkers. I think threewood. Uh, yeah. Fivewood. Fivewood. Yeah. So, this is the hole we are playing golf, mates. It’s not the other one I’m on. I’m on the right fairway. Yep. for now. For now. No, I’m sure you’ll be fine. Oh, no. Scabbed that one, didn’t I? Oh, I’ve got away with it though. Not going to say that. That’s a bottle or shot. Horrible. That’s a B. You know, you’ll take it though, won’t you? Next one on. Damn. Well, all right. I will take it. Got 56. Don’t you go over tree left of it. But that’s McKenzie. This green, Amy, isn’t it? The uh yes it is slightly rubbish at these shots. Come on man. Oh finn it. Sit sit sit sit sit. I ate I call you that. That’s No, that’s not so bad actually. You got away with that one. I think rubbish. I need That’s where I need a lesson. The back 54. Martining this. This is your moment. I don’t start. You put see put the pressure on like that. I’m not. You do. I would I actually thought I got the singer right then. Amy. Yeah, Matt. You did. Was it Love actually? Um the movie. She was in love actually. Yeah. Yeah, I think that’s the song. I don’t think the song is in features in the film though. Oh, does it not? No. Oh, I can’t get everything right. Not the oracle. There’s only one oracle in the channel. And that what? Simon. Barlow. Oh, Barlow. Oh, thin for the hit the flag. Oh, what’s going on? Tell you what, we started too good. That’s exactly what’s happened here. But we’ve started too good. Good try. Come on. Uh, we started too well. We peaked. Just Yeah, we we peaked too soon, haven’t we? The door open there as well. But then I had an easy start as well. I think yours is probably Yours is a lot easier than mine. I think mine’s right over the back. Oh, there’s mine sat up. I don’t even have a shot in there. Yeah, you got Why? Listen, I think a six now might get us an off of us. Is it? Well, if we can get these up and down, we’ve done well. I’ll take a six. No, I’d take a I’d take a six. Yeah, that still might get your win. Oh, what a shot. Sit. Oh, it’s too much. Love tears apart. That was Phil Collins. Love will tears apart again. That’s not Phil Collins. Oh, Genesis then. Forgive me. No, it’s not. Is it Genesis? You’re asking a 19y old. Oh, I don’t think that’s Genesis, is it? I don’t think that’s Love Tears Apart again. Human League. It’s a band. It weren’t. Was it Human League? Human League. Fresh mode. Yeah, might be him. Them. It’s definitely not Phil Collins. Side you want me? I know. You’re all right. Good side. Yeah, we’ll do it. All right. Well, high above me feet. you have below your feet. Yeah. I’ve actually got wrong club. We’re actually on the on the just opposite sides of the tea, aren’t we? So, what hole is this? The seventh. This This is the eighth. This is the eighth. This is the ninth T. And I’ve been on the 17th. I know I’m on the ninth. So, I’ve still not been on the right tee. Okay. And I’ve got a 56. I think it’s the wrong club. Let’s get it up there. Oh, that’s nice. Oh, don’t don’t no no no no no no no what mine’s done. Oh dear. Hello young man. Excuse me. Who song love will tear us apart again? What? Who song love will tear us apart again? Love. Love will tear us apart again. Do you know who sung it? Oh, thanks for your help. Is there anything else I can help you with? No. No. Just before you. You look like a man of knowledge. I can’t believe this is my fifth shot and I’ve still not been on this hole. No, I’ve been on the I’ve been on two other holes. You’ve completely missed the fairway. This has got a par all over it now then. I’ve just scabbed it here. Oh, that Oh, it’s a good line that. Yeah, good line. Good read. Oh, yeah. Nice pot. Thank you. You like this putter? I can get radio five on this and everything. Oh. Oh, he’s not going to give me it. No, no, no. If I get Graeme would go mad if I give you that. Right. So, this is for the half, isn’t it? Yeah. Need to make this solid. Good halfing sixes in the end. I feel like I’ve got away with one though. I feel like that was a that was um that was a chore that hole. Yeah. What you seen there is we both had less than 70 yards in and we missed the green. But we both thinned it really, didn’t we? Yeah, we did. Yeah. Two two nicely thin shots. Might have been the flag. But I thought we did it well to get a six there. Oh, I’d snap your hand off. Especially when I didn’t even play the old on the right coordinates. Right, we’re going to love good, can it? No, it started off too good. You can’t always be good. Going to start now on uh it’s fourth fall this isn’t it? A nice we path free. You can’t go along cuz you’ll be in the river roach and it’s quite it’s not called the river roach. Is it the river Kent? It’s called been here before called the river. No. Ah sorry. There’s two rivers in the junction behind the sprint and the Kent. Is it not the roach and the Kent? No. Are you sure? I think so. I should I think this little one here. Completely embarrassed myself. This little one here is the river ro. I’ve never heard of Desh M Phil Collins Genesis. Right. Google it. Google who song Love Will Tear Us Apart again. Okay, I found this. Joy Division. Of course it is. Tear us apart again. Of course it’s Joy Division. Yeah, of course it’s Well, obviously not. Did Joy Division do a song? Joy Division. Joy Division. Was that one of them? I don’t know. You’d have to ask Graeme. He’s more of a connoisseur of Joy Division than I. I would tell you just know nothing about music. Same as me. You’re old or something like that. It wasn’t. Right. 130 yards. 135 yards to the middle. 145 back. I’ve got a nine iron. Found a T already in the ground. A nice divot. So, right at the pin’s the best shot in it if possible. But I think I’m going to hit a good draw all in one club. Let’s bring it on. Throw one in. Sounded nice. Where’s it gone? Over bunker. Straight as a bit blocked. Oh, it’s gone in the It cracked the um Is that gone in the river roach? Yeah, it cracked the branches. That’s not the river roach. My hand’s wide open. That was a great shot. You’ve you’ve abs you’ve absolutely mullled it into the um into the branches. Oh, could be an easy hole for aim at this. I don’t want pressure on you, but it’s a big hole now, is it? Let’s dance to joy division. What song did Genesis? What’s Oh, Phil Collins. What? What? Think twice. It’s another day in paradise. That’s right. I’ve got that right. And Phil Collins were in the great train robbery film. My favorite though. Where’s my eight? Oh yeah. Yeah. In the air tonight. I like in the air tonight. Yeah. That’s where my ball were there. My ball is wet. My Shrixen’s gone. Used on the on which advert? Which famous advert was it used on? Feeling it in the air tonight. Yeah. Uh Monarch Airways pop the Monarch. It used to be brilliant. Everyone used to get cheap flights with Monach. You You’re too young. You don’t remember Monry’s chocolate. I do know Monarch. It wasn’t used in an airline advert though, was it? Well, it was in Germany. Cab. Sure it was a Cabri’s advert. It probably was with a gorilla. Play the drums. Yes. Yes. Now I remember the right four cuz you’re going out four iron. That’s a nice shot. Oh, is it enough? Cuz if it is, it’s been high. Yeah, it’s it’s just on. Right. I’ve got a chip and put for a par cuz I’ll be dropping being in the river roach. She doesn’t even know they’re on river. I do. All right. River can. Hang on a minute. And the river sprint. But that’s it. That’ll be river sprint here. Oh, good shot me actually. It’s on It’s on the um you’re going to get I might need a chip in. Oh, yeah. It’s No, you’re I think you’re in the bramble or in the water in the bambles in here? Don’t want to go near that, do you? Right. Could do a chipping in really could be going all square and that 18’s looking at me. Oh, that’s nice. I’ll see a putt. I’ll see a not bad. I think I’ll have to see a putt now, Amy, cuz there might be a four in that. The one thing she has done today is put unbelievable. And that hoodish she’s got on is called the range goals. It’s a lib team bubble Watson’s I think. Good port. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Bet she’ll be happy now. She dancing. He’s celebrating. Arms up early today. All right. Who sung that? Put your arms in the air like you just don’t care. Put your arms in the air just like you just don’t care. I know who sang Put Your Hands Up for Detroit. I love this city. Yeah. Yeah. All square. I know. I don’t know who sung it. Uh putting great is you. All square. All square. Yeah. My putting is not bad today. On fire. Quite happy with my putting. Um I’ve just blocked technically three shots on it. That is That was right out the middle there. That Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it wouldn’t have reached the river sprint. It just didn’t sprint or release your hands. Sprint, right? Okay. Ask your phone. I know. Google Maps. Which rivers? Google Maps. Google Maps. Two hours later. It’s not telling us the name of the river. Oh, the River Kent. The River Kent. And that one’s Where’s the 10th? The No There. I’ve just seen the River Sprint. Roach. Is what? Roach. Get off the phone. You can’t Is it Roach? Yeah. Is it booger? Sprint. Yes. She’s brought us to the fifth hole which is 390 yards. River Kent as I’ve been put right most of the morning is on the right and that’s called What’s the pond called Amy? Um a pond. Okay. Didn’t know it had a name. I’m just picking one. Oh, sugar. I’ve just fought some. I’ve just pushed it. All right. On I sugar. Right. Call it Liam’s pond. Yeah. Well, I’m actually going to aim for Liam’s pond, I think. And if I push it, I’ll be okay. Where are these? Oh, that’s a nice shot. Look at that. Right down the middle. Well done. Oh, did that quick. I heard the buggy turning around. I thought we going to have a lot of spect. See now she’s making me bend down and get a bad back. That was a nice shot that Liam, thank you very much. Very nice drive that. I think the drone will tell us how far we’ve got. My watch is on somewhere else as usual. Great swing. Beautiful shot. Tell you what, that’s snap my tea. That’s bigger and bar. Oh my god. Don’t go that far from me. Best till last. We’ve worked out Presley. We’re going to the uh 18 cuz we’re all square definitely after this. So that’s the plan what she’s come up with cuz she knows I don’t play the 18 very well. Good hold. I’ll get I’ll get one of your golf balls out for the 18. Best shot today. Relax. And this is what I’ve got to remember. This is when I had my lesson on Wednesday cuz I’ve not played for for five or 6 weeks. It’s it’s and I’ve played a lot over the summer. Oh, no. Give over. We played a lot over the summer with the kids. We have and then suddenly it just didn’t play. And you shot 77 and shot 77. But my grip was all out. My tempo was all out. I don’t know how I managed to shot 77. You know, it was just fluke. A shot 77. And shot 77. Keep getting shot 77. Yep. 142. Right. That should be that perfect n but don’t go right. That weren’t right. Were it? Come on. Alignment. Right. N. I’ve got 144. Bit of a wind there. I don’t know if we’ll get there. Oh no. I’ve tried that. Wrong club. It’s in the river Kent. I’ve tried to lever that. Yeah. Zoomed in on your face then and everything. Bit of skill. The face would be like, “Oh no.” He’s open the door for me. I am. Bad shot. 119 to the flag. Oh, is it 120 to the flag? But 125 without 106 to the front. What are you doing? Sabotaging my game. I’m not I think No, back and spin it back. Pins at the back, isn’t it? No, it’s pins 119. It’s tucked in. Whatever it is. Right. Okay. What have we got? 119. What’s the wind doing? Not a lot. Not a lot. No. Right. All square. Amy’s got nine iron. I might be in the river. I might be in the rough. A sweet. Get up. Get up. Yeah, she’s on. Safe. We all put it. That’s a four. Let myself down. There’s a tarot. Lifting me hand arms fast. Horrible. Let’s go. Shot. Aim it. Let’s go. Right. I’m allowed to get a stance, aren’t I? So, we’re not wet. We’re not not dead yet. So, I’m getting a stance. Can’t break anything. Is that okay? Getting a stance. Yeah, it isn’t. It can’t swing back there. Oh, what a shot that Oh, that was nice. Could they run out on that? Okay, very nice. I’m still alive here. Recovery there. Yeah, I think that was illegal. You get your stance. I didn’t break anything. Okay, I’m sure they’ll let me know. I’ll just bend. Honestly, this is what’s happening. She’s making me bend. She’s holding the camera. You can see what she’s doing. Zoom zoom. That come out easier than I thought that was. Yeah, it was a nice shot that it wasn’t easy. It should be there in first place. Terrible. I think I just went Yeah, my putting is very strong. Easy. Not sure how much this is going to come in off the Looks like it’s going to come in off the right a bit, but just needs the right pace to carry the line. No. Why have I done that? Let’s dance to Joy Division. All right, the door is open. That’s not a good put, is it? The door is open. Why have I done that? Thinking about the line. Forgot to hit it. Well, oh, this is match play situation of a roll. This is it. Come on, Shane. Larry. [Music] What a par that would have been. Listen, if I This is a This is the first stall. Did I get away with a half here? Take it away. In or out? You for um out, please. Five a borg. This is for go one up going down the last. Wow. Okay. Or two puts for an depends which way you’re looking at it. Oh, the adrenaline got me there. I’m sorry about that. Deserves a not a ch. Oh, what happened? It came off so fast. Do you know what they say on the channel? Oh, no. Great drive. Oh, no. I got very excited then. Well done. Damn it. We’re doing the last when it’s when I need when I need to make them. You did. I Well, you were very aggressive. I needed you weren’t aggressive. There was adrenaline in that. I was like boom, get in the hole. I just went straight for the hole. Didn’t think about it. Your first pull didn’t did it. Talk us about the first P. Oh sh on the last old square. Golf mates. Comment below. More important. But this is more. This is Oh, the t-shirts are out as well. I got to say, see, I don’t get one. I’ve got you one of these. I got the in blue. Blue or black? Blue. There you go. I’ve got blue. God, mate. And don’t forget hidden gems right on the club. Come on. 18th. Here we go. Playing three. [Music] Holy smoke. Rack off, mate. Saw it here. There’s been a problem with the rooms. Like if you’re catting for a player of my ability. Oh, he skins. 164. It’s just the best. You got to make it fun, Simon. Oh, jeez. Oh, god. I haven’t tried lines like this since yesterday. What’s with your leg? Get your leg off. How good a shot is that? Nurse. That is just power. But today we’re doing the gag. We’re trying to get Queen songs in the history. Right, golf mates. Bit of history for Mr. B. And this is where he wrote his novel, the best-selling novel. I want to ride my bicycle. God knows I want you to break free. Can I imagine that didn’t go out of bones? Fake. Fake, bro. Oracle says right to left. Oracle wants to shut up. Mate, that was easy for you to say. I’m not too sure what you’re going to do. Just be careful here, Steve. Think it unbelievable shot. Just let you know, you can have two rusty nails. That’s not good. [Music] He’s a fake pro and a fake Robert Rock. Hey, Robert Rock’s going to take you guys to court for all of this. It’s now a competition. Elvis, it’s no or never. It’s in caught in a traffic. That’s where we do Mr. Valer and hidden gems dear five. Pit locker we played and he called it pit locking. Pit locking and we told him of his history. We told Elvis songs and he was saying no and never heartbre I’m not going into it. He saw heartbreak heartbreak hotel. Yeah, we did that one as well and heartbreak range. I have no idea. Oh, that’s all. It’s so funny. Right, Amy has given me a yardage of 170. So, it’s six iron and time for a good shot. Feel like I know what I’m doing now. I said that right, don’t I? Feel like I know what I’m doing. You look like you know what you’re doing. Yeah, I am now. Yeah, good shot. They save me. Oh, look at that. Go on, be middle of green. The flight on that looked great. Yeah, nice shot that. Very nice. I found some. Found some. Game on. I kept me hands low. Game on. Do you know what? I think I kept me hands low. I don’t know. 140. I bet it’s playing 150 that Amy. 150. Seven. What have you got? What have you got there? I’ve got my seven. Six. Then there’s nothing for short. Amy. Indecision. Close your vision. Well, I’ve let you I’ve let you influence me there. I’ve allowed you to influence me, which might Well, I’m a plant pot, so if you’re listening to me, you’ve got to have a look in the mirror and think, well, you cuz if Yeah, this is six iron. That’s the right club, Amy. That’s a gorgeous shot. Oh, Presley, that’s the right club. There must be a win there. That’s insane. What did you hit? You didn’t get nine by mistake, did you? Have a look at it. No, I bet it’s six. No, it’s nine. No, it’s not nine. Nine. Nine. Hey. Hey. Oh, right. Open the door. Balcony were full then, as well. Putter on chipper. Yeah. I don’t know what I’m going to do yet. Greens are awesome. Told you about the deal. Come and play Caris. It is immense condition. Golf makes the brilliant offer from Caris Greenies in the winter from 1st of October to 1st of April 2026. 18 holes breakfast balm and a coffee £40. Caris Green’s brilliant in the winter also if you want to stay over one night accommodation two rounds of golf one minute English breakfast £125 and that is week day or weekend. I think I’m going to chip it. This is an odd shot. She’s got to get it on the ridge though and let it run time. Go away rain. What a shot that is. Stay there. A still a good shot that. Yeah, you went high, didn’t you? It had to be here, didn’t it? I would say such a hard shot. I tried to land it. I tried I think I did land it here. It’s just it’s just obviously kicked off and not an easy shot that were all right. There’s some people on the pitch. They think it’s all over. What a time. Make a putt. Pressure is on me now. Got there’s people watching and waving on the balcony. Stay straight. My last stretch was something piss off. It’s okay. Did you just pop a marker on that? Right. No one’s watching me. Eyes are all over us. Amy, hey, the pressure will be on me if she makes this. Oh, I didn’t give it enough. Damn it. Yeah, have that if you want. Oh, are you going to make this? I just want to see you put it in. It’s not dead, is it? No, it’s a hard putt. Way. Nicely done. Oh my god. There’s some good and bad goals there. That’s great. Well done. I finally got a victory against Amy C. That was shocking. I had some really bad shots there. I thought you fantastic for me. Few I did. And you’ve learned a bit about music. So you might have lost, but at least you’ve learned a lot about and you’ve got about geography. Your knowledge of music. You know your rivers now. And you know your ponds. I do. Thank you. I’ve come to you. Fountain of knowledge. The oracle. The fountain of knowledge. Hope you enjoyed that. Oh, good fun that golf mates. There will be another match on the club if you want to see that. Bye-bye. Thank you. 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In this video, I take on Aimee Curtin, aka The Queen of Carus Green Golf Club, in a full-on scratch match. 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

Aimee has never lost to me… but today, I’m out for redemption. Can I finally take down one of the best golfers at Carus Green? Or will she remind me why they call her the Queen?

Expect banter, pressure shots, and some seriously good golf!

⛳️ Course: Carus Green Golf Club
🎥 Format: Scratch Match Play
👑 Opponent: Aimee Curtin

If you enjoy competitive golf, friendly rivalries, and pure shotmaking — this one’s for you.

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