Tiger Woods Demonstrates Why He’s the GOAT

Tiger Woods Demonstrates Why He’s the GOAT

[Applause] So, so I understand here you’re you’re so used to to so much, but the the dancing scared the hell out of you. You have no idea. Really? Did you feel the pressure? If I normally when I do do it, I don’t remember it the next day. Uhhuh. That’s what’s so special about here. People dance and it’s daytime and the lights are bright. Nobody’s drunk that I know of. We would have given you something back there if that’s what you needed. You would have taken it. I’m so happy you’re here. I I can’t tell you how happy I am that you’re here. And uh what a huge fan I am. It’s like the anti- John Stamos. So you touch Yeah. I’m going to try to touch you 17 times and then you touch me back every time I touch you. Okay. Like that. All right. Okay. Cool. You do whatever I do. Okay. Okay. You got it. Oh, come on. All right. So, here’s my question. When you’re when you’re as brilliant as you are at something, do you appreciate when you’re like, do you know how good you are right now? Are you constantly going I mean, because how can you what’s your goal to to just shoot the entire course in one ball per hole or That would be nice. Uhhuh. No, I mean, you can always get better. You know, that’s one of the things I keep saying about the game of golf. It’s fluid. It’s always changing. It’s always evolving. Um, you go out there and drive it like like a dog one day and drive it great the next day. And hence, you can prove your driving. Putt bad, putt good. I mean, you can always The game’s always evolving. It’s always changing. So, um, you always got to stay up on each and every part. So, you don’t get bored with it. You don’t because you play every day, right? Not really. Really? No. So, you’re staying home and watching my show. Exactly. Yeah. No, I I I I don’t play every day. You know, there are days where I take time off to um to basically get away from the game for a little bit, but also when I when it’s time to gear up and get ready for a tournament situation, then um have light wheel practice. So, it’s kind of how it goes. Oh, really? So, you’ll you’ll play like But because you get up at 5:00 a.m., correct? So, what time do you go to bed? Uh I’m usually asleep by I don’t know, midnight or so. Oh, so so you don’t get a lot of sleep? I never have. No. College college absolutely ruined me for that. Absolutely ruined me. I was always so far behind and I would spend, you know, two nights u you know on a trot without ever sleeping to try and catch up. So uh it just stayed with me. I can’t I can’t picture that you partied a lot though. I mean were you like because it seems like you’re just so dedicated and uh to the game of golf. Did you go through a period where you were just wild? I never ever did that. My mom’s watching. Come on. I bet she knows everything about you. So, I And and my other question is when you’re not playing the, you know, professionally, if you’re not on a tour, do you do you use a golf cart cart? Do you do you always walk? I’m at home. Yeah. Oh, my cart’s cool. Yeah. I bet I bet you have a tricked out cart. I do have a tricked out cart. It goes 30 miles an hour. It’s got um It’s got my logo, the TWW on spinners. Uhhuh. Oh yeah. They got neon running board lights underneath. Oh yeah. That’s very cool. Oh yeah. It’s And what’s it look like? Does it look like a Hummer or something or what? No. You know, unfortunately we can’t go go that far at our club. So I’ve done everything I possibly can. The next thing is possibly to throw switches in. You mean to pump it up and down? Oh yeah. That’s fantastic. That’s I mean that would be taking off to another level. Uhhuh. That’s very cool. All right. So, let’s let’s show this. Um I remember this uh thing. Now I feel very self-conscious of it. I’m just going to leave it there. Um let’s show this clip of you on Mike Douglas, which I remember this clip. I don’t know how many people have seen it, but it is so adorable. I think you can’t There’s just nothing cuter than this. Take a look. So, right now, I’d like you to meet Tiger Woods and his father, Earl Woods. Would you love I have a driving net in my garage, and he would sit in a high chair at 6 months and watch me. How about a putting contest with Mr. Hope? Can he putt, too? Oh, yes. Okay. Well, let him putt first. Why don’t you try? You You got any money? He knows. Wrap it right in there. Just tap it right in there. Oh, that’s cute. Adorable. Now, when’s the last time you’ve seen that? Cuz I we we see it all the time, but have you seen that recently? I try not to. Yeah, cuz it’s your dad. Well, yeah. That’s the fro thing, too, though. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I think that’s adorable. I think you should grow your hair like that again. It doesn’t grow in the same spots anymore. Oh, really? You could spray some stuff in. Well, you know what? You’re not too far off. Yeah. So, do you remember that or does it you think you just have seen it so much that you You know what? The only thing I remember about that whole time was I was only three. So, but the only time I remember is actually backstage is seeing so much food. I’ve never seen that much food. And that’s I remember the green room having so much food. Uhhuh. So nothing’s changed. I eat like a horse. Really? And but you must work out in other ways. I work out pretty good. Yeah. I try and stay fit. Do you think that that’s important to I mean do you stretch and do yoga? Cuz you know you can easily pull your back out by I hate yoga. Really? It’s so slow. It is. No. So is golf. Golf is very slow. people. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. I That’s why I have a cart that does that 30 miles an hour so it’s not slow. And you do your favorite new thing to do for uh leisure time is free dive. Free dive and as well as um go on tanks either either way to shoot fish. Yeah. So with spear guns. I love spear fishing. Now a and what is the first of all is this right? You can hold your breath for 4 minutes. Yeah. I did a static apnea test at 412. Yeah. That’s in that’s incredible. I mean what how who could possibly hold it longer than that? You know all it is this technique because I thought it was total BS that someone could you know double their time but this class promised you they could double your time and I could do it for two minutes. Well end up by end of the class doing it for over four minutes. Wow. All right. So uh that I want to ask you a million questions. Well, we have to take a break. Um, when we come back though, I’m going to uh give Tiger some tips. I’ve been playing for a while myself and uh so we’re going to hit some balls over here. We’ll be right back. Tiger Woods. So, Tiger, you were playing uh in in my dressing room uh with Mama. This is the this How many games do you have now? The Xbox. This is our ninth ninth one. And this is the PGA Tour 07. And I couldn’t believe how much it looks like you except for you said you’re wearing what kind of pants? Oh, I got hammer pants on that. They they looked at Well, I given them the instructions. You got to make me look buffed out. I’m not that big. So, it’s it’s nice to have them making me a little bit bigger. It’s hard. I mean, I was playing and I You were so mad when I was when I was manipulating you. You were throwing the club. You were I’ve never done that. Yeah. Um, speaking of that, huh, we have a clip of you. Oh, we do? We do. Of me playing. Well, let’s see it then. [Applause] Wow. That’s great. That uh is that really supposed to be me? Yeah. I had some kind of bust job. I’ve never worn anything that tight in my life. But that’s that’s a good look for you though. Thank you very much. I’m actually going to All right, let’s go over here and uh and and hit some balls. And what we’re going to do is uh you and I are going to try to uh hit We have to get three balls into those blue holes. And if we get three balls combined, um I’ll probably get the majority, but if we do, then uh what happens is somebody’s getting something. All of you, let’s see it. What you want to go first? Pretty good. [Applause] Wow. [Applause] How good was that? Yeah. One more for you. That was totally cool. I shot myself. That was so cool. You’re all getting the video game. All of you. That was amazing. You can log on to our website to purchase a copy of Tiger’s new video game PGA Tour07. Everybody in the audience is getting a copy. I’m going to have smash after this.

[Aired: October 11, 2006]

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