Foods That Would Finish | Tiger Woods
I’m making meals that will kill celebrities just to feel better about myself. And today’s victim is Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods has survived career ending injuries, a tabloid nightmare, and a massive car crash, but ironically, he’s in for a bad time when it comes to pollen. Now, he looks like the bloke who loves a bowl of the creamy good stuff. So for him, I’d be serving up a high protein yogurt bowl, bit of granola, drizzle of peanut butter, handful of fruit, and the killer detail, bee pollen. The moment that sprinkle hits the top, it’s game over, baby. Just one spoonful and tiger’s airways are tighter than a golf glove in July. I, however, can enjoy as much bee pollen as I like. So I’m free to demolish the entire bowl like a smug Greek god of dairy. I might never hit a hole in one, but at least I can eat my yogurt without keing over.
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Love your videos!!!! ❤❤❤
This series has featured a lot of sport celebs. Is there something you aren’t telling us mate?
This is a valid series to be honest 😂
The Series we didn't knew we needed but are proud that it exists.
This series is the most down to earth series ever
Vicarious serial slaying for fun and profit.
The last emtry in that series has to be a "to hinish of them all"
This guy is superior
I genuinely love this format, I wonder if you could do a jk Rowling one! 😂
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Now I understand why this guy doing all of this.
imagine surviving a car crash but not being able to eat a teaspoon of bea pollen
Royal jelly too?
Anyone want to tell him edible pollen isn’t the same as the pollen people are allergic to, and that it tends to not cause an allergic reaction?
This is your best series yet, you should keep this going. I think dead restaurants fell off but this is hilarious.
Do this but don't tell us who it is until the end, dropping hints along the way
Imagine if he accidentally found something he's allergic to from this series
Why is this the beat series ever😂
I'm mildly allergic to tobacco. How would you end me?
This is my fave series lol
Do Tim Westwood
my goat
This is a diabolical idea for a series.
Please make more.
fair. this is an advantage on your side, go hypothetically end celebrities 🥰
The way u said yoghurt tickled my brain
You're the 10th person this week that I've heard shilling bee pollen & I'm starting to think it's a psi-op
if this was one of those cop shows with the charming consultant you one of the celebreties of your videos would die from an allergic reaction to one of those exact dishes you cooked and they would arrest you just for the very intelligent consultant to find out someone is framing you to hide his criminal enterprise
im sorry my mother raised me on Castle, the Mentalist, unforgettable, and any other cop show that includes a strong badass woman so i cant stop thinking this everytime i see one of these videos from you😭
You pronounce words like stewie griffin (this is a compliment from me)
I love that I don’t have any allergies. Don’t get me wrong, I feel bad for people that do, but I don’t have to give a shit about what I eat or smell. And that’s pretty good.
Pollen? How is that dude still alive?
As a certified fatso, i can declare having no food allergies and no lactose intolerance is the biggest W ever