Live Simulator Golf: SGT 2-Man Scramble w/FlyinFatKid 5 October 2025

Live Simulator Golf: SGT 2-Man Scramble w/FlyinFatKid 5 October 2025

Okay, we should be up and we should be up and running here. Uh, good afternoon everybody. Welcome back to the simulator. Welcome back to the channel. Today it’s uh going to be Flying Fat Kid and I playing our twoman scramble. I’m not sure where it is, but I saw that uh the settings are brutal. It’s dudes. Yeah, I don’t know. where it’s located though. Looks like Shank and Birdies and Semi Semihemowered Gaming are already in my chat. What up, boy? What’s going on, guys? Can you guys hear Flying Fat Kid or do I have some settings screwed up here? I have the channel muted. I can’t hear you. Okay. I have I’m not getting any uh video capture, display capture. If I capture this. Okay. Will you talk now? Hello. Howdy, boys. No. I’m not getting anything. Are you grabbing me from Discord or from your desktop? Uh, I have played in Discord last time. switch your profile. Mine defaults to whatever my last Discord session was. What am I switching? You got to go to SNS on your if you’re grabbing Discord’s audio. Okay. Check check. Check in the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick. Your brain stops ticking. No, I’m not getting anything from Discord from you. And it’s not muted. What the hell do I have set wrong here? Uh, it’s always something. Always something. It’s always difficult. No, it ain’t you. two center of the face strike. You better get going soon. Okay. I would hate to I would hate to start without you having any audio through my stream, but winning is more important. Um I just can’t I can’t see why it’s not working. Is my bar moving on? So you have an audio capture device, right? Or audio capture Let me pull mine up. I’ll tell you. Yeah, audio captures. I got my audio capture. I got my Discord. All right. So, I audio capture from my projector, which is where you come from. So, I have my sound going to my projector and I’m capturing that output. Okay. I got Now you’re You should be coming through loud and clear now. I don’t know what the hell I had set wrong, but you’re good now. All right. Yeah. See, just mess with it and it works. Yeah, I got you. Turn you down a smidge. Sometimes you got to play with it a little bit. Yeah, indeed. Oh, okay man. When when a golf club hits well is there there’s not too many better feelings in the world, is there? Well, no. And then I got my I got graphite shafts on everything from hell to breakfast, so it feels even more buddy buttery. All right, we’re committing to to one length irons, but I’m going to play my wedges. So, basically the 52, 56, and 60 will be my wedges. Okay. Yeah, I’m good with that. I made Charlie a mini driver off of uh one of my old drivers and I it’s not like a true mini but it’s just a cut down adult driver and I’m hitting it like 240 straight. Hey, we’re we’re at Country Club of Jackson right now. Uh uh. And we’re not we’re not in scramble mode. No, we are not. I loaded it up from the scram from the scramble tab. Tour. I was going to say that didn’t look too bad. Twoman scramble. Invite player will be SS2. Okay. Not. I lied. I can’t create a room. You create it. It’s It’s not letting me do that. So, I go back to sim golf tournaments. You got to go to tournaments and then uh invite player once you’re in create the room. I didn’t have an invite player button on that one. Okay. The room is SSX Sierra Sierra X-ray. Wasn’t that a snowboarding game back in the day? It sure as hell was. Okay. testing my video game knowledge. Now, I remember um my wife got it for me on the Xbox for one of like for Christmas one year and boy, I played the holy hell out of that game, dude. That was like one of the first ones where like you would hit something and your character would like wiggle and made you look like you hit something. Yep. Oh, this looks a whole lot worse now. Oh, wow. I like Country Club of Jackson better, bud. Oh boy. What? We’ve got I’ve got red everywhere. I got white everywhere. I got water. I’m looking at the 280 marker. Just a nice swing. Okay. Oh, how about um you’re up here? I’ll I’ll switch you. All right. Now you’re up. You’d think we’d never done this before, dude. Everything works until you go live. Oh, I didn’t aim back over. Oh, that ball’s perfect. That ball’s perfect, dude. Now I can just do whatever I want. Yeah, you can go after it. Hey, Shanken Birdies and Semi Hemi Hem Powerowered Gaming, can you put a thumbs up or something in the chat if you’re able to see and hear both of us just so we don’t do this whole live stream and figure out we weren’t doing anything correctly? Can I get a sound and video check is what I’m trying to say. I mean, it it’s up and running. I see it. Uh they’re the these guys are usually multitasking. I don’t They’ll chime in once they hear me. All right, we got 106 for me. That’s going to be my 52. Kind of an easy 52. Oh, I got to click on my game. Looks like what? 86 to cover. Yeah, the green doesn’t look bad going right at it. You see that? No, I’m not mad at it. All right, I’m going kind of right at it, I think. Oh, I bladed it and turned it over. That’s a bad strike. It’s okay. Everything. It’s all good. Everything up. Yeah. Guess who’s first hole jitter. Got to get him out. Carrie. Carrie. Oh, wow. Dude. All right. 28. Don’t hate that look. I’m just a a touch right of the pin. Roll. Roll. Oh man, it did not. Firm green, sir. Firm. Oh, that’ll be fun for us. Yeah. Go get Okay, we’ll get it. We’ll get it. I I just I’ve been playing golf in wet lawn all morning. I think we’ll we’ll be good to go here in a minute. We got this. The firm had me a bit nervous. Uh, it’s fair. I’m not even worried about the downhill on this. Okay. So, you’re about a Okay. I’m I’m looking at left edge or I mean right edge. I don’t think it’s going to break more than the cup. Okay. Okay. It breaks more than a cup, but I pulled it I pulled it about a half degree. Kea Dunes. How lovely. I mean, the course doesn’t look bad. No, it’s super dark for me though. I need to go change a setting. Yeah. What am I running? Get it. Get it. Oh, dude. Get out of here. Bogey on the first hole. Jeez, dude. Wow. This one looks nasty, too. I’m playing a little bit towards the right side of the fairway. Just counting on that draw to bring me back through. Okay. No, I overdid the draw though. Oh, hit. I’m behind a tree. Uh, I would say whatever you can comfortably always hit in the fairway at this point. Uh, that’s that could be any club in the bag right now, dude. I’m I’m just going to hit my driver. Sweet. What do we got for wind? at 10 with my draw. I don’t like not being able to see the fairway with that tree there. I should over Oh, you got to be kidding me, dude. This is shaping up to be one for the books. We’ll have record of it. That was so towy. It’s a par five. Hey, one of my options is to start out of a tree if you believe that. What? Can you see my screen? Yeah. Is there colliders on it? I’m just going to reit. Are we directly behind a tree? Uh There is collider on it, but I’m gonna I’m going big window. Okay. Well, I mean, it’s 285. I don’t have anything that gets me there. I need out of the sand. Okay, we’re gonna go one length gap wedge. Okay. And then I’ll play something ultra conservative like lateral out. I mean, we should be fine there. If you want to try to go a little aggressive, the colliders are so broken on this tree, dude. I think you send a 3-wood through there. kind of kind of aim at that corner. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. These colliders are broken. Come on, buddy. Well, this is going to be weird. We’ve got one in play. Oh, you went through. Yep. You come out of that really well. What did you hit? Uh, seven wood. I mean, you only lost like 25 yards. is what it is. We’ll get it. We’ll get it together. It’s a par five, but we have started out uh little rough. It’s not too rough. We We can recover. Yeah, we got this. Too F. Oh, I don’t have to tell you what I did there, do I? The problem is is I can’t tell what you did because I only know what the lab software shows me. I’m basically a chimpanzee. Um, lab software is showing that my 3-wood made contact at the top third of the ball on top of the ball like it rolled your club rolled over the ball. Yeah, I put top spin on it. Oh, dude, these shots are so money, but they’re all going in the wrong direction. Are you in the water? Uh, if I know my luck. Yeah. Oh, it gave me trash drops. Dude, you didn’t have one good drop. No, we’re good. Let’s get on and move on with the hole. 70. Nice shot. Where am I going? I do not know, sir. I was 10 yards deep. Right over it, though. 78. Sit. Sit. Yeah, that that’s not green, is it? I don’t know, dude. That’s fairway. Let’s chip her up. Let’s take our bogey and see if we can recover elsewhere. Get in the circle. Yep. Just like that, buddy. Perfect. All right, we’re in the circle. Let’s see if I can get it in the hole. I was half tempted to putt. Hit it. Oh. All right, we got a new hole. Oh my. This is a par three. [Laughter] I can’t do anything but laugh. And look, the green surrounded in lateral and OB. I see that. Like, you just can’t do anything but laugh. We’ll uh we’ll certainly do the best we can, but this is way above my handicap level. We’re pin high. Okay, good. I’m thrilled with that. I’m thrilled there. I wish they did like a web plus scramble where you you’re from the forward keys. You know, none of us are setting the world on fire. Oh, big hop. Big hop. Roll. Good ball, Shelby. Thanks. Good ball. Heck yeah. Up one foot. I’m not going to mess with my left, right. I’m basically just trying to leg this to the circle deal. Uh, oh shoot. That was Dude, that was a wonderful putt. Good job. That might be one of my best putts ever. It It does snap a little bit at the end. Yeah, I like that. 56. That’s a This is a fast ball. I was 127 and was short. 14. Slow down. Turn. You gave it enough. I wish the uh I wish the hole would have stopped the ball conveniently. Right. All right. So, how do we go from a 230 yard par three to a 299 yard par4? I don’t know, buddy. But let’s uh Let’s see if we can get a one rid of one of these strokes. It had to, right? It had to. Yep. It’s mandatory, sir. Mandatory. 10 mph wind. I guess I did have 900 sid spin. I like to be around the 500. The wind’s not helping you. Uh, no. No. You never see that ball again. Oh, wow. Dude, everything is OB or lateral here. Drop ball. Whatever. We got this one. Easy. We got a 27 out of the stand. What’s your feel on this? What are you playing this like? Um like a 38. Yeah, cuz the firm the greens are firm and I can’t see the heat map, but the ball’s going to want to drain toward the front of the green. And depending on where you hit, it’s going to jettison forward. So just I’m going to go high to the left and let the ball dribble to the pin. Okay, that’s not bad at all. Uh that was a 25 raw and I barely made it out. I ain’t helping you here, buddy. I can usually get out of the sand like a mad dog, too. That’s crazy. That’s what kept us in that alt shot match. Okay, let’s try our damnedest to sink this putt. It’s It’s leaky, though. I feel like that’s a little bit too conservative, but I’d rather have it high, right? Yeah. Let’s see what happens. I’ve got you marked a little sort of. Nope. Don’t even need the putt. Good job, dude. We got one back. That was brilliant. I don’t even know where to aim on this, bud. Uh, the good news is if I hit a tow hook, we’re dead. If I hit a slice, it’ll go onto an adjacent fairway. Well, that’s at 312, though. Holy crap. You got to hit a long ways to even get on the fairway. That’s what I’m looking at. I’m half tempted to play the fairway to the right. Let it run down. You see that? Yeah. I feel like I can catch that one. Then if I go long, I’m not worried about that lateral on the left there. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, just like that. Okay, you’re safe. Um Oh man, that had a lot of potential. Yes, it did. Yes, it did. You hit that hard. I’m trying to get my swing speed up, dude. I’m sick of looking like a child. Um um I’m gonna go for it, I think. Okay. If you’re anywhere safe, I’ll get my like three or five wood out and see what I can do. Oh, the 3-wood has not been kind to me today. Yeah, the 3-wood uh the uh golf sidekick guy did a video and he was saying the 3-wood the 3-wood’s pretty damn hard to hit. Obviously, nothing’s very hard to hit for him, but he was saying it was hard to hit. And you probably ought to hit a five or a seven instead. Five or seven would or like five or seven iron. Five or seven wood, excuse me. Okay. Good ball, Shelby. Great shot. Thanks. Oh, I left my face open, but distance is perfect. What we got here? 36. I like the carry. Turn in there. Turn in there. Good shot. That’s my favorite kind of birdie right there. Yep. One where I don’t have to do any work. Nope. Oh, this one’s gnarly, buddy. I think we just played this fairway, didn’t we? It worked last time. Uh oh, it didn’t hook. That might be in the trash. No, we got to look. Okay, I should be okay. Hey, if you want to attack a little bit more. Oh, hammered. Hammered. Carrie. Carrie. Are you serious? That was a great shot, Shelby. Thanks. Okay. What’s the least nasty of these two? I got a 150 out with you, 150 out with me, but we got room to roll out with you. Okay. I got a one length nine iron. Copy. Wait, we’re firm, aren’t we? I’m going with a pitching wedge. You seeing the tailwind, right? Yep. See the tailwind. Try to land this a touch short and trickle. Trickle. Good shot. Bend back. Bend back. Okay. Yeah, that about perfect. One leg. One leg. Ah, that’s no golf shot, buddy. It’s all right. We don’t both need to hit good shots. We just need to hit alternating good shots. Yeah, we can space them out. Are you going to redo your SHs yourself or are you going to take them somewhere? I I dropped them off at you in a golf. Okay. I I have most of the stuff to do it, but um that’s my only excuse cuz usually like I regrip my own clubs and all of that. I should I should have just bought some epoxy and went to Home Depot and got a torch and done it myself cuz now I won’t have my damn clubs back till Tuesday. All right. You see my mark? Yes, sir. Really? It’s these first three squares that I’m looking at. Yeah, they’re pretty nasty. I pulled a little bit, but I think you got to still go higher than that. What about right there? Yeah. And if you don’t pull, I think that’s that’s going to look real good. Yeah, I pulled it. Y Oh, that was a perfect putt, too. Perfect putt. Can’t believe that broke so hard. Or can I? All right, we got a lot of golf to play here. Uh oh. Uh oh. Be nice to me. That might be in the first cut. Stay. Oh, it hit well. [Music] Towy trash. All right. One of these days. One of these days. Uh, I didn’t even hit my 150 ball speed. GD it. 500 yard par4. Really got to get a hold of this one, boss. I’ve got I’ve got a 220 club in hand. Uh, same. Same. Nice shot. Look at that thing. Draw back right to the flag. Sit. Stop. Oh, man. Here. That That was beautiful. Well, that was we got D on birdie putt. Oh, be short. Be short. Be short. Be short. Stop. Stop. Whoa. That blows my mind. H. Dude, I’ve talked so much trash on GS Pro lately. I need to like let my mouth cool off. I mean, you landed that you hit at the 180 mark, which was the front of the green and it I I guess it is firm. Maybe we should have played like a 190 club. Yeah, that’s where That’s nice chip. That’s where having somebody like uh Big Dog or like Joe Lagowski or something would be really nice cuz they could be like, “Whoa, there turbo.” Like you you’re going to roll so far with that club. You need to you need to like slow down a bit and take less club, you know? Right. I didn’t lose as much out of the rough as I thought. Oh, that’s gone. Dude, this I I cannot stand firm greens. Uh oh. Pins on the front, too, dude. That This is You got to drop it on the pin or pray for your life. I’m I’m going to try to play a high fade and just hope it stops. I got one length pitching wedge. Okay. There’s your high fade. I probably could have gone a little harder at it. Done it. Well, considering where the flag is on the green, I’d say that’s pretty good, man. Right. I mean, I hit the shot I wanted. You did. You called it and you hit it. I don’t I think that’s a win. Yep. Ah, God, dude. Oh, I I wish I’d have not turned my clubs into the golf shop. This is This is painful. So, are you still liking the G20s the best or the 420s, I mean? Uh, well, the reason the reason I keep moving to them is because I don’t I don’t know what I I don’t know if I want to hit a standard set of clubs or some one lengths cuz Bryson uses them and I guess there was some dude back in the 60s or 70s or 80s who used them, but other than that they’re not even close to what would be considered mainstream. Oh, sit. Good touch. I like the idea of them and I can definitely tell I’m having a more consistent strike through impact. Yeah. But it’s it’s like you said, you got to wrap your head around it. Uh I don’t know what to do here. You can hit through that. So, you could be in trouble. I don’t I don’t know. Maybe maybe I hit a fivewood just to make sure. Do you want to tee off first then? Yeah. Oh, Hzle’s in the chat. What’s up, Mr. Hzle? Hey, what’s up, man? Saw you played like 9,000 holes of golf yesterday. I think him and Big Dog played for four hours. Yeah. Oh my god, dude. I hit that same shot on the golf course today. We’re safe, right? Uh, [Music] yes. It didn’t ask me to drop or nothing. I’m going to try for right side of the water. Oh, they played for seven hours. That’s crazy. All right. Try a fade. Try a fade. Oh, we got the fade. We should be all right. Oh, no. There’s a triangle there. Dang it. Sorry, Shelby. I didn’t know. I don’t I didn’t look at that. I was just happy I made it over the water. Triple Threat Golf said Mo Norman used single length clubs back in the day. I couldn’t think of the person’s name, but I would have never remembered that. So, thank you, sir. Norman, considered one of the greatest ball strikers ever used single length. Yeah, there was I just can’t think of any Bryson, Mo, Norman, and then a bunch of guys like me who think it’s going to do something for their game. And other than that, I don’t know. Oh, I didn’t get the draw on it. Oh, I guess we’re going right off the lie. I’ll take a little cart path action. Some asphalt action. Some asphalt action. Couldn’t hit it offline if I tried. Dead straight every time. I love that. Sit. Soft. Soft. All right. Much better than mine. Great. Great ball. Great ball. Does not look like a fun chip, though. No. 17, dude. Well executed. Now you got me wondering what this some is going to do. I hit the invisible wall of the gimme circle. It doesn’t exist. Everybody keeps telling me GS Pro is the best since sliced bread, and there’s nothing wrong with it. So, let me let me say it one time and I won’t bring it up again. I think GS Pro is the best software that we have access to. Yes. Does that does that mean that it is as good as real golf? No. Does that mean there’s room for improvement? Absolutely. This is breaking. Yeah, it’s it’s good software. You have access to a couple of thousand courses. Like I’m just a big whiny gorilla essentially. Yeah. Hey, you’re not supposed to agree. You’re not quite a gorilla. You’re kind of like between gorilla and chimpanzee. Well, thank you. It means a lot. Dang. Garn it. That was perfect. HLA. Now I’m scared. Where were you? Uh, I was little. Yeah, I was right there, but I hit it hard. I mean, I don’t think I hit it hard. I went It went four feet in my simulator and apparently seven yards on the course. Yeah, that’s that’s what I was trying to do there. Thank you. Little leaker. You know what? I haven’t seen the score pop up. No, I haven’t either. Are we the first ones? Are we just that far behind? Like, yeah, you guys don’t even care. Uh, Triple Threat Golf says he heard one of us say we’re getting new grips. Who Who was that, sir? I don’t remember who said that. Uh, I was thinking about new grips, but I don’t have new grips. Oh, no. I hit that. Well, you’re good, man. Look at that. Perfect shot. All right. I guess I did hit it well. For some reason, when I looked at my ball fly, I thought it was going I don’t know where I thought it was going. Uh, if you struggle with arthritis, go with the biggest grip you can get your fingers around. And I think that has helped with my club base control. Like at the end of this year, I got to put a a grip on my driver. And I’m thinking of going to that jumbo max. Good ball. Big kick. Big kick. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Shelby, I worked on I worked on speed training for like four hours yesterday. All right. I’m glad you said that. What What are you doing? Uh I believe the scientific term for it would be I’m swinging the club harder. Okay. Are you doing any kind of like resistance training with the club or just just trying to swing harder? Nope. Just trying to swing harder. That’s not going to check up, is it? Land about 10 yards short. Hey, it uh triple thread. I said I dropped a few clubs off to get the shafts reglued. Um, that’s why I’m using these single length clubs today. one of my G425, my eight iron. I can I could if you grab the grip and grab the head firmly and twist in opposite directions and you feel anything, just take it in and get it reglued because it’s only a matter of time before that thing that head flies off and goes down the fairway. I bought a set of the King Cobra like hollow blades and the very first shot I took the head flew off. Yeah, the very fir it shouldn’t be the very first shot. You should probably you should be able to use them for a few seasons. [Laughter] Very first shot. So, I sent them back and I was like, “Look, I just don’t trust these.” And that’s when I got my AI smokes. Uh, I think Shank and Birdies was saying his he’ll never get rid of his AI smokes. I’ve never heard anything but good about them. I I think they’re awesome clubs. Uh, I think I got to go more than that, Shelby. I’m trying. We’re coming back. 27 32ish. I hit it. Okay. Your HLA was nearly perfect. What are you thinking for me, dude? you if you go on my line and just go a quarter cup more to the left. How far? How far were you? Uh, a little more. Little more. Little more. Right there’s about where I was. I think you need to go just a touch more than that. Yeah. And then like something around eight mile an hour of ball speed. Okay, let’s see here. Can’t guarantee that. I have no way to judge it. Yeah, I I have that and I still can’t hit it. Hit it. Oh, 3:30 the course. I mean, there’s red and white and water everywhere, but it’s not playing terrible. No, we’re not really being forced to like hit down shotgun alley or anything. It’s not bad. No. Oh, I didn’t get my hands through. I was just talking about Dang it. Sorry. It’s all good. This is short, so I’m going to try to hit a little fairway finder just so we don’t get done too dirty. It’s fade. It’s drawn over a little. I think we’re good. Oh, yeah. 120. All right. One length gap wedge. So, Hzel says he thinks I’m too good for the smoke. So, here’s my thing with that is one, I’m not trying to flight the ball high low. I can work it a little bit right to left or left to right, but nowhere nowhere near consistent enough to be able to say, “No, I need to play blade.” So, I have that workability. I chunked it. I was playing those Mazuno muscle backs and I don’t feel well I’m too high of a handicap to be using them to begin with, but I didn’t feel like they gave me an ounce of workability. I’m just not anywhere in my golf game where that would matter yet, right? I may never get there. But well, I don’t I mean I don’t I don’t have the time to put 10,000 shots a day in to be able to feel my swing like I think you need. I mean, some guys naturally have that. All right. 97. Yeah, dude. But I’m basically relearning how to hit cuz all day yesterday, I think I was in the simulator for five or 6 hours and it was with the G425. So, we’re going to have to adapt and overcome here. Uh, what are you thinking? We got more room to roll out with you. I I like the look of yours right now. Yeah, I like the 19. I think this looks like a good shot. That’s getting in the hole. It is crazy to me. I hit it a little on the toe, so I didn’t get as much back spin, but I I landed at 11. Okay, that’s dead. That looked very much alive. Yeah, it’s not going to be a good shot. It’s all right. We got We got a makeable putt. Jeez. Ow. There’s not been a flat putt here, is there? Oh, we ain’t going to get a flat putt. I don’t know who chooses these courses, but sometimes they’re easy. Most of the time they’re not. No. You remember that second one we did where was like 260 carry to get to the fairway. Dude. Dude, you’re on fire. Good job. The the putter has been making sense, I guess, would be the best way I could say it. I was playing web I played the web web plus SGT and pro tours yesterday. Yeah. And there was a huge difference between the difficulty of the greens when you jumped from SGT to pro. Oh no, I turned. Dang. Garn it. But all my wrist last time. Now I got him way through. It’s all good. Shelby, hey, what is what does chicken head mean? Should I kick this dude out of my chat? There are a ton of clubs between the smokes and the blades. Yeah, but I only have the smokes right now. Okay. What? So, so what is a chicken head? A chicken head? So, I’ll give you the quick rundown of it. I was working somewhere and it’s kind of like inner city and this guy had fire extinguishers that just kept coming up missing and he’s like every time I turn around those chicken heads have my fire extinguishers missing and I just thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. Good ball. That is bomb. Good shot. So he he said chicken hit and then I started using that calling people that at work. It was funny. I’m gonna go. It does mean it does mean something not very nice now. So I got a one length eight iron in hand. Okay. Oh no, I overdid it. I mean, that’s the right stick. They feel good. I’m just trying to figure out where I need to be. Oh, dude. I don’t have this shot in my bag. Uh, you’re safe. Do you have like a 160? Yeah. Play your 160. Uh, right side. That wind. I didn’t realize that wind was that high. Yeah. I just uh I just looked up chicken head. It’s uh it’s what I suspected. I call Hazle a chicken head all the time. As long as he ain’t saying it to me, I’m fine with it. No, you’re a knucklehead. That’s fine. Yes. Go. Hop. Hop. Dude, these greens are inhumanely quick. I’m just I think I just got to start going short. Uh, par four. Yeah, let’s get our par and get out of here. So middle is strong break and then you see it kind of flattens out there. Yeah. Liking that right there. 35 like almost a 40footer. Dude, I should have went more. That was a good good good putt. Good putt. Okay, where were you at? Uh, basically on the line, yes, but I think you got to go about two cups more. And I was 9 mph ball speed. I won’t be able to judge that, but I’ll do my best. I mean, other than when it pops up in GS Pro, right? Yeah. Yeah. 94 94. Good putt. 162. I got a one length nine iron. Okay. Going to try to play a fade in. No real expectations here. Oh, I think I hit two. Oh, I got too much wind blowing. The wind. Wind. I did not account. I normally don’t pay any attention to wind unless it’s like blowing me over. Same. And then the wind does the wind has no effect whatsoever on that shot. I must have pulled it. This is not going to be easy, buddy. 18 in the little valley. Little floperoon. Yeah, it’s got to be a flop. Well, isn’t that precarious? That went right over the hole. Huh? That was 20. What happened there, dude? Your guess is as good as mine. Oh, then I bladed it at 45. Yes. All right, we can make that putt. Good chip. Thanks. Good chip. I’m right at it. Good shot, dude. Why do golf courses exist where there are trees in front of the tea box? Come on, baby. I I don’t you think it’s like that on on the actual course or are we playing so far back that even the greens keepers forget to trim? That may be part of the problem. Yes, sir. All right. The the wind is going to fight my draw. I’m aimed at the 308 mark just right in the center. Oh no. Oh no. Get down. Get down. Stop. Hang on. Oh, yeah. Perfect. Roll out there. All right. Good shot, sir. Trying to keep them above 150 miles an hour. Okay. Above 150. Yeah, there’s 163. Oh, I I I uh I’m a little bit from hitting probably mid to high one 150s. We We’ve got some time to go. So, about two more weeks, you’ll be in the 160s. I mean, I am stubborn as hell. So, hit the I was looking at the the arrow swings. Have you seen those? They’re like plastic essentially like oblong whiffle balls that go on the shaft. No, but I’m I’m listening. You swing them on your like you start with one, get used to that, then add in a second one, and it’s supposed to help develop those those muscles that you those what they fast twitch muscles, I think is what they call them. Okay. Yeah. I think I’m blocked out. Let me take a look here. Thank god this is a par five. Okay. 86. Did you say the scoreboard wouldn’t show up? Uh, it did show up. 17 under is leading. So, it must be 17. 17 under. Really? It’s got to be Jamie Bristo in the gang, bro. I’ve watched some of his streams, man. They play well. Yeah, dude. He’s a He’s a He is a boss. And he never brags. He never says anything. He just puts his head down and shoots his shot. He’ll fling out some fbombs, right? But he’s not monetized, so it don’t matter. Even if you’re monetized, can you still not cuss? I Shanken Birdies is actually uh does streaming stuff on the side and he was saying he was saying what mattered at what point in your YouTube career and I apparently if you’re not monetized you can cuss all you want and you can use any music you want. You’ll just get nasty nasty grams. So we can play like Highway to Hell and be cool with it. Yeah, cuz I’ve What did you hit? I think it was the GS Pro shovelware tree. Uh, I forgot about the invisible ones. Yeah, Hzel, tell me how awesome GS Pro is. Uh, what are you thinking, dude? I like yours. I mean, it’s it’s uh the same either way. 18. So, try to land this about 15. Nice shot or 12 or 12. I’m going to become a GS Pro fanboy. How about this? Is what my mom made us do. When you wanted to say something bad about your brother, you had to say two things nice. Uh, okay. GS Pro is the best thing we have going right now. We all have Stockholm syndrome. The graphics look nice. There you go. And don’t you feel better? I feel like vomiting. This is a little bit of a snapper. You see me? Yep. Yes. Now, now I don’t have to look like a crap. I I’m trying not to cuss. Well, I don’t care if you cuss. I guess it’s my stream this time. I try not to cuss on your stream. Me, too. Yeah. 17 under. Hold on. I didn’t get to see who the name was. Someone who shouldn’t be allowed to play this event. T Booms and Booms. I can’t even get this scorecard to come up. I have to It’s come up a couple times on me, but if you click the little podium thing on your mini map, it’ll pull it up. Yeah, that I I’ll click on it a bunch of times and see what happens. I’m going hard here. Me, too, buddy. I would love I would love to open that course up in the in the editor and see where those colliders were. So, do you think you caught a tree branch that we just it didn’t load on the graphics card or something went crazy with the collider? I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt because no matter how much I gripe about the software there there is no alternative, right? Yep. Well, I mean E6 or Awesome Golf. Oh, are you kidding me, dude? You’re in the fairway. a fairway. Yeah, both things can be true. Uh, how many par fives are on this course is my question. I think we got to take the fairway, right? Yeah. Even though it’s going to leave us a much longer shot. Oh, and then how about I just pull it down the other fairway. Even get further away. We might. We’re still It’s not OB and it’s not a hazard. So, I don’t personally have a problem with it. You’ve played with me on the real course. This is how we play, bud. Is it? We like We might play it three or four times. I thought we did pretty good, man. I had a blast. I want to play Black Diamond again because I felt like we not me, not we. I left a lot of shots out there. Oh, it wasn’t It wasn’t just you. I want Josh to I want Josh to whisper, “Sweet nothing’s in my ear while I’m driving again. He was talking about you the other day. He said if we do a trip to Bandon, he’s 100% in. Okay. Yeah, cuz Bandon’s a hop, skip, and a jump away from me. Well, I’m lying. It’s like a 13-hour drive, but I’m closer than you guys are. Yeah, I’m definitely flying. uh a 137 one length pitching wedge and I’m going to try to baby it. Uh Triple Threat Golf says, “Are those GS Pro problems or builder problems?” Most of them are builder problems, but GSP Pro hosts the Golf Courses, so in my opinion, it’s a GS Pro problem. Um, did I baby it enough? That’s a perfect That’s going to be in the hole. Oh, okay. Back spin with a pitching wedge now. Yeah. So, triple threaded. It’s good software. I’m just extremely picky. I don’t think I should be fighting the game of golf, which is already difficult, and then having to also fight the software if uh you’re picking up what I’m putting down. But I’ve played a lot of other golf sim softwares and there’s some real garbage out there. Unicor’s Unicor’s uh ecosystem is absolute ass. Did you see Prot’s little blip from the PGA show? I didn’t. Um I think Bogeie’s Backyard has a a video of it. It looks really good. The the game play looks a little bit more not quite Tiger Woods, but not not like GS Pro either. I was I’m kind of looking forward to it. It’s just never It’s never ever gonna have the support that GS Pro has. I think we’re going to be handcuffed to GS Pro for a long time. Yeah, dude. Your putter is on fire. It’s in NBA jam at this point. It’s on fire. It’s on fire. Yeah. I wish everything else is on fire. Listen, we got two holes left. Um dot dot dot. Something positive. Okay. Um something positive. I’ve been swinging the driver hard. Concur. Very good shot. Let’s see if it comes back. Oh no. Um, yeah. Triple threat. We’re talking abandoned dunes. Maybe if we set up a trip, we’ll have to give you a call. You can let us crash at your place for free and supply all the food and booze. I’m I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. Uh Shanken Birdie says he’s 29 plus 29 after eight holes on Tobacco Road. Uh dude, it gets it gets easier. Watch my earlier videos. It gets I promise you it gets easier. But before like I think last year sometime they got rid of it, but you used to have to do a Q school to get a handicap so you knew what league to play in. And I was after Q school I was like a plus 125 or something but I hit it told me I should have been in the forward or the I guess the web web league is what they called it at the time but uh I hit too hard so every time I played I got disqualified so I was stuck in no man’s land because if I did SGT I think I would look that’s how I met Shelby Turbo Talon was always close to me. So I would always try to pick turbo and that was my goal. Like had to be turbo. Had to beat turbo. Then he was like, “Oh wait, this isn’t that hard to do.” There’s a lot to the software that you have to understand before you can score. Well, are we playing from here? Was I blocked? Yeah, you were blocked. Okay. Uh but I probably should have asked for your concurrence. It was a single vote. That’s all right. We’re both married. We know how how the democracy works. Oh, no. All right, we’re closer than we were. Hopefully, it’s a par five. Nope. Dude, it honestly like if if you keep if you keep the frame of mind that this is basically a shittier version of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 on the PlayStation on the PlayStation like you’re going to be good. So it’s like playing Tiger Woods with a dyslexic controller. You got to find the fine line and just roll with it. Triple threat. There ain’t no way that we would take advantage of you like that, sir. Yeah, we would. We would never do that. We would definitely come hang out with you, but I would never expect to to stay. 144. Yeah, that was Yeah, if if you’re serious though, um we get this pencled in or booked. You’re you’re got to be there. And you already said you’re 50 minutes away. We’ll take care of you. Oh, is it enough? Another one of your magic shots. Maybe. Maybe I can get a little closer than that, but I doubt it. You know, that’s what uh I think that’s what makes golf frustrating is any one of us has the ability to hit a PGA level shot at any time, right? And you know that in the back of your head. I mean, I’m never going to get on a pitcher mount and throw 100 mph fast ball, right? So, I just don’t have that expectation, right? But I know I can hit the ball and it’s like I feel like I should be hitting PGA shots. Well, no, we hit PGA shots all the time. Like, I’m not even joking. Like, you hit you hit a 315 yard drive straight down the fairway or the other day when you hit when you drove that green. That’s that’s PGA level stuff. I see you do it all the time. I do it on occasion, too, where I’ll just have this shot that’s just completely amazing. Yeah. But it’s like I know that I’m not going to hit the center of the club face every single time I swing this club. No. Me neither, buddy. Your putter though is making me kind of sick for a bogey. Dude, this course is brutal. This course is brutal. Wind wants you in the water. I know. 199. I got a one length five iron. I’m playing basically fairway to the right of the green, sir. Just Okay. Just to try to take the water out. Okay. Oh. Oh, that’s that PGA caliber shot I was talking about. Well, hey, if you’re capable of hitting a PGA caliber shot, you’re also capable of hitting a I started golfing yesterday shot, right? That’s the truth. Yep. Triple Threat says his son’s the high school golf coach and they get to play over there a couple times a season. That’s awesome. That That is so badass. That’s awesome. Yeah, it is. Hi. Would you like to come back to the Well, come back. Come back, you turd. What? It’s right by your marker. Yeah, I just landed right by your marker. Yeah, I know. I just thought the I thought the wind would do something to it. I was wrong as usual. What we got heat map wise is downhill to it. 24 probably land like 16, you think? And let it run out. Uh yeah, it’s going to be it’s going to come in hot, man. Oh, that’s a decelerated swing. Thank god it. Why do I Why do I golf? Hey now, stop stop saying stuff like that. People might actually think you’re going to quit. My eBay name is Flying Kid with a couple zeros after it. You might start seeing stuff pop up. Hey, I already got the corner on that market, dude. You got a corner on it? Yeah. I do need to put this Garmin R10 on eBay, though, for real. Like, I don’t think I’m ever going to use it again. Um, but I like the square. I’m going to keep it. Keep the square. Yeah. All right. I want to hit 170 ball speed. You know what? I want to hit 155. Let’s do it, old buddy. Oh, 166. Good enough for government work. And it’s almost on the fairway. That was the worst strike ever. The strike, it doesn’t matter. You almost hit your goal. My goal should have been 170 and in the fairway. Oh, wait a minute. Wait one minute. I didn’t think. Okay, let’s see if I can hit 155. Did you see what you hit? Uhuh. I got you at 160. What? I got you at 160 with a draw. With a strong draw. Uh draw. Luckily, the GS Pro gods have smiled upon us. Uh we’re going to use a sixiron one length. 61 length. We’re gonna try to land it a little bit short and just bleed it over. No, it’s not bleeding over, is it? Wow. Terrible strike off the toe. It’s okay. I’m about to hit a nice towy little so right here, too. If you’re going to hit the toe, I like I like you just drawing it in there, letting it roll up there. See, that’s where where the pros will hit the toe a little bit. Just take some spin off. Yep. I did it again. I don’t know what I got to look at the lab software. I did that today on the damn golf course. Same feel. Uh yeah, it’s the exact same feel, but it’s just the dirt feels a little different. Yeah. 38. All right, let’s haul out here. Hzle said comes down to intent and repeat repeatability, but I don’t know what he’s responding to. I think our center face strikes. So, how could it be intent? Of course, I intend to hit the center of the face. That doesn’t make any damn sense. like I intend to put this ball in the hole. Let’s see if I can do it. Oh, you didn’t specify which hole. Uh, is that an innuendo? Okay, dude. Only if endo endos you. I mean, I’m up for a lot of stuff. I’ll try anything twice. Uh, this this was tough and we were hitting a lot of off, but 7,000 almost 7,200 yard 70. Let’s call 7,100. That’s like,00 more yards than I play. I feel like we did a bangup job considering the lateral hazards, the OB, the water everywhere, and we’re playing like 1,200 yard TE’s past where I would normally play. I’m happy with this as a 20 handicap in real life person. Heck yeah. Firm greens, firm fairways. I mean, there’s not very much forgiveness. And it’s a 12 stemp, which is more than anything I see around here. Yeah. Oh, and add to that the firm greens and firm fairways and the breezy wind. It was just This is one of those that would separate the mid to high handicap crowd from the low handicap crowd. Yeah. Um, but I don’t uh I don’t know what else to say unless somebody in the chat hold on. Triple Threats posted a couple of things. He says uh he hits shots he think I he thinks he could play with anybody, but sadly he’s usually one shot and toast. like one shot of booze or just one good shot and then back to the regular old and then oops he said if you guys are serious about that trip we’ll set up a chat and work out the deets. Um I’ll I’ll text Flying Fat Kid after this and it’s obviously going to be next year. Or does the weather stay nice there all the time because it’s near the coast? That’s rhetorical. You don’t have to answer that because I I have a cell phone right there. Oh yeah, dude. I I’m certainly outclassed at these settings. Um, you’re a quite a bit better golfer than I am, but these settings are too much for me. 100%. I mean, I could play golf on those TE’s, but I would not enjoy it on course. I’m a I’m a white kind of guy. Just I I play for fun. I’m not looking to improve handicap or anything like that. Yeah. 58 58 to 6200. Yeah. Or if I’m playing with one of my friends who’s newer to golf, we’ll we’ll play the a T- box closer. And there’s nothing wrong with that, right? No, you have a lot more fun. Yeah, we were. And I’m a believer that you should play the T boxes that you shoot scratch from. If you don’t shoot scratch, play as close as you can. You get no no prizes for playing further back. No, you you certainly don’t. I mean, as dumb as that is, but that’s that’s what I believe. Uh uh what you you you what do you want to do, brother? I I basically haven’t seen my wife all weekend cuz I was in here all day yesterday. I’m good, sir. I got to play a a league round for Twisted Sticks and then I’m calling it. When does that renew? Like when will he start looking for new? I don’t know. Well, I’m assuming that he’s going to use as many of the same guys as he can, right? cuz there’s already that familiarity. Yeah. Like he’s probably not going to be looking for new people unless there’s somebody How big was it? Huh? He said if if you don’t if you don’t play enough, he’ll get new people to play. Oh, okay. So, participation. Yeah. So, I don’t want to lose it because I enjoy it, but at the same time, like I can’t do SGT, the the scramble leagues, all that. I mean, we’re busy with stuff at work and I try to play what I can. Yeah, I think if I if he lets me on, I’ll uh prioritize twisted sticks because Dud was saying something about at least some part of it was handicap based. Yeah, cuz he’s sick of seeing the same names at the top of the leaderboard all the time. It’s definitely handicap based here, but it’s a um like you get points for your net score and the gross score is basically bragging rights is how they said that. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, say you say you uh did match play with Tiger Woods and it was handicap match play and you beat him or you tied him cuz it’s handicap. He’d be like, “Well, dude, I I’m still a much better golfer than you, so shut up.” Well, right. But according to the Gin, I kicked your butt. Right. Oh my gosh. This might be a quick round. Sometimes sometimes driver is so on point and sometimes it’s like can’t tell where it’s going to go. No, I’m not even hitting driver. I hit hybrid and then I went to 3-wood. Then it fades. Stay gone it. That’s in the water on the other side. Triple Threat says it doesn’t stay there nice all season. They’ve got four actual seasons. Yeah, I’m in I’m in northern Utah, so we kind of have four seasons. It seems like fall and spring are kind of abbreviated, but I get you. I get it. So, like you don’t really have a you got a short spring, short fall. Yeah. It’s like one day the leaves start turning on the trees and then the next day they’re all on the ground. Yeah. Well, Shelby, I am chipping for a 10. What? Hey, what are you playing? Seaside. Seaside Golf Course for Twisted Stick Stroke Play. Oh, so I can’t come in with you. No, I I’ll jump out of this. I’m done. No, you’re you’re Don’t jump out for me, dude. I got to go. I got to I’m going to go hang out with mama. All right, I’ll see you, sir. See you, buddy. Hey, guys. Turbo Talon Golf signing off. I hope you had a good time. um get a hold of me however you choose to get a hold of me. Triple Threat, uh there’s really no way for me to give you my cell phone number without the entire world getting it. So, um, Discord’s probably the best bet, but I would say that, um, that bandon trip is probably like 10% reality and like 90% we just like to talk about doing things. So, don’t don’t get too wound up in it. Um, I fully intend to come and play a bunch of courses up there at some point and now I it’s nice to have a point of contact, but I don’t know when it will be. Um, I just went over to Ohio to visit Flying Fat Kid and we played a few courses there over two days, but um, I would imagine Bandon and some of those courses over there a lot harder to get on to and harder to get tea times on than some of the courses in Ohio that we played with flying that I played with Flying Fat Kid. So, hit me up in the Discord if you want to, but I don’t have any I don’t have any it’s 90% talk right now is all I’m saying. If that if you if you if you’re picking up what I’m putting down. Okay, guys. I hope you enjoyed the the scramble. It was uneventful. We shot we shot scratch, but uh we’ll see on the flip side. I’m always on here streaming. So, um don’t be a stranger. Drop in, etc., etc. But we’ll talk to you guys later. Have a good one. Have a good work week. As if that’s a thing that is possible. See you later.

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