Your random 4th pulls up to the first tee with this setup… what’s your move?
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Your random 4th pulls up to the first tee with this setup… what’s your move?
by Kramerika_Industries
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“Needs some rhinestones. Then we ballin’.”
Take a picture of his clubs when he isnt looking then come here to make fun of him like an immature loser.
Fake a heart attack.
Reserve judgment until they finish the 1st hole.
I’m not playing him for money.
Mostly likely a stick so not betting.
No more than a $2. nassau.
If golf has taught me anything, it’s to never judge a player based solely on equipment.
It’s not chess. I don’t have to make a move.
Hide my cash.
Dude is deadly with his mashie niblick.
My dad had one like this in the 60s
It had a seat on it that only a 6 year old can sit on it seemed
I would love to take an old pull cart/bag set up like this out.
Ask how much he wants for the setup
“Nice to meet you, I don’t like to play for money”
Smile and and introduce myself
Warn everyone about pearl harbor because I must be in 1940
Asking him what it was like to play with Ben Hogan….
Play the tips
Buy him a beer!!!
As long as the feathers stay in his ball. He’s shooting lower than you dream about.
Lady at my club had a bag/cart like that. It’s in outstanding condition. Her clubs aren’t of the same era as the rig but they aren’t exactly new either
Put on my listening ears.
That’s a Clubster….. early/mid 80’s
Let him play through.
Crack open a beer, like I was going to.
Thank him for his service in WWII
Start looking at his clubs to see which ones I had 40’years ago
Ask can I swing that driver at some point.
Standby and watch greatness
Ask him if he wants to tee off first
If he’s an old guy, ask him for a shot of Harvey’s Bristol Cream from the bottle I know he’s hiding in there. Then ask him about the Korean War.
If he’s a young guy, ask how much Tylenol his mom took when she was pregnant.
This dude is either a scratch golfer, or like a 40 HCP, no in between. I’d start with the assumption this dude can kick my ass, and go from there. If on the first tee he takes three swings to make contact with the ball, I’d still probably think I was be hustled. If by hole 3 or 4, it’s not a schtick and he sucks, I’d probably slowly let my guard down, still wondering in the whole thing is a prank by some dude on the Champions Tour.
I get back in my Time Machine and head home.
Feel good because someone finally has older clubs than I do, ~30 year old Ping Eye 2s.
My old clubs have nothing to do with my skill level as y’all are suggesting, by the way. I’m worse than ever.
I’m gonna get so drunk with this guy.
Id just stfu and listen
This dude is playing 1 ball the entire 18
Handy behind the dumpster
Enjoy watching him beat me by 4 on the front, and 6 on the back.
Straight to the 19th hole. I’m drinking with this mf.
Buy him a beer and thank him for his service. And then pray you can get him drunk enough before he crushes you on the course.
Handshake is my move. Then I’ll ask his name and immediately forget it and hope it comes up from another in the group, a few times so by 18 I know the name.