Forget prime Tiger Woods, I couldn’t beat DUI Tiger Woods on a single hole, give me the million and I’ll call it a day.
numbrate
$1M. Unless Tiger loses both arms, none of us are beating him on a single hole.
jmarinara
Would even a scratch golfer take the risk?
loserkids1789
I don’t think I’d beat him if I started on the green
Miserable_Ground_264
I’ll take the million.
bortronMcBoris
What kinda jail we talking? Max or can I have conjugal visits and Internet etc?
Due-Sheepherder-218
Would you like that $1 million in cash or check sir?
mvince23
1 million
DrKnow77
I would take the million even if the contingency was to just tie him on any of 18 holes and not to beat him. Prime Tiger was a living cheat code.
ripplerider
I’ll take on Tiger. I might offer him a $1M bribe to let me beat him on a single hole though. Otherwise it’d be a bit of a risk.
Calveezzzy
Easy. I’ll do the $100m bet. Just gotta tell Tiger to let me beat him one time and I’ll give him $50m
Illustrious-Cover792
From 2003-2005 Tiger didn’t miss one putt inside 5 feet. It was over 500 putts. Take the million.
BookOk1571
I’ll take my chances at winning a 100m as long as I can change caddies every hole with no dress code. Hooker caddies for the win
Samastis
One million. No questions asked.
PTDaoo
Can I tie him and get 50? 😆both getting a par sounds possible
smashp8oes
If it’s his $100 million, no chance in hell
Rare4orm
Best chance would probably be on par threes. Get lucky and stick one for a gimme while hoping that tiger two putts. But it’s Tiger in his prime, so of course he’s gonna sink the double breaking 35 footer.
Take the million!
Kale-Character
InfamousAfternoon221
There’s only 1 answer…take the $1M. Tiger would beat you with a bum back and leg, post surgery.
Impossible_Finish
I’ll take the 100m. Pretty simple challenge to be honest. I know people get blinded by nostalgia and hindsight but Tiger was still making several bogeys across a tournament even during his 2000 season. If you’re someone who makes a couple of birdies a round. You will likely win at least a hole against him across 72 holes. I think lots of people are over estimating the margins between good golf and great golf. He wasn’t making birdie or better every hole
Scamalama
Fuck it. Let’s ball
FaceDownInTheCake
Believe it or not, straight to jail
jonnyrockets
Fixed it.
You get $10 instead of a million.
And I take the $10 and run.
The_argument_referee
This is not even a question. 1 million and run.
mst28
Thanks for my $1 million.
Necessary_Position51
1mil, check please
Barles21
These scenarios are crazy. Why am I punished if I lose? I take the million
GoldenGirlsOrgy
Tiger averaged about 3 bogeys per round and a double every 90 holes. Ignoring triples and higher (too rare to bother counting), Tiger played 17.7% of his holes over par. Let’s round up to 18% to account for triples and worse.
I average about 7 pars and 1 birdie per round, which means I’m under par 44.4% of the holes.
So, the chance of Tiger playing a hole over par the same time I play it under par is just a shade under 8%.
And all this math ignores the fact that Tiger is playing much, much harder course than me.
If there were only upside to the “beat Tiger” offer, the expected value is almost 10x greater, but when you factor in the potential for jail, I’m taking the mil and it’s not a hard choice.
FriarFanatic7
I don’t care who is commenting. The options are $1 million or nothing.
NorCalHack
I tell Tiger to let me win 1 hole for 50million dollars. We split the pot, and get lunch at Perkins after.
Massive_Season7075
Best players in the world couldn’t beat him. Don’t drop the soap.
anderssean999
I would take the million even if the other option was TIE him on a hole lol
jacob6969
I played my buddy who’s a -1.6 and on this long par 5 he hit into the water on his tee shot. I thought, this is it; I’m about to finally beat him on one hole straight up. Dude takes a drop from the hazard and puts it to 1’. Sinks the birdie putt and I 2 putted for par.
Give me the $1mm lmfao
No-Chicken-8405
I’m going for the $100mm. At yikes even prime Woods was erratic and made a bogey. I hope I capitalize there with a par.
wolfbiker1
I’m playing Tiger for sure. First off, you can say you played against Tiger Woods. Secondly, I’m a 3-4 handicap and make anywhere from 2-5 birdies per round. For 100m I will take my chances that I randomly birdie a hole that he doesn’t or he makes a random bogey somewhere and I make a par. A million dollars doesn’t change my life that much but 100m sure does.
TheAnti-Bro
Yes, I will take $1M for doing nothing
ham_sandwedge
Y’all are crazy. I’d pay $1m and a year in jail to play 72 holes w prime tiger
38 Comments
One million are you joking
Forget prime Tiger Woods, I couldn’t beat DUI Tiger Woods on a single hole, give me the million and I’ll call it a day.
$1M. Unless Tiger loses both arms, none of us are beating him on a single hole.
Would even a scratch golfer take the risk?
I don’t think I’d beat him if I started on the green
I’ll take the million.
What kinda jail we talking? Max or can I have conjugal visits and Internet etc?
Would you like that $1 million in cash or check sir?
1 million
I would take the million even if the contingency was to just tie him on any of 18 holes and not to beat him. Prime Tiger was a living cheat code.
I’ll take on Tiger. I might offer him a $1M bribe to let me beat him on a single hole though. Otherwise it’d be a bit of a risk.
Easy. I’ll do the $100m bet. Just gotta tell Tiger to let me beat him one time and I’ll give him $50m
From 2003-2005 Tiger didn’t miss one putt inside 5 feet. It was over 500 putts. Take the million.
I’ll take my chances at winning a 100m as long as I can change caddies every hole with no dress code. Hooker caddies for the win
One million. No questions asked.
Can I tie him and get 50? 😆both getting a par sounds possible
If it’s his $100 million, no chance in hell
Best chance would probably be on par threes. Get lucky and stick one for a gimme while hoping that tiger two putts. But it’s Tiger in his prime, so of course he’s gonna sink the double breaking 35 footer.
Take the million!
There’s only 1 answer…take the $1M. Tiger would beat you with a bum back and leg, post surgery.
I’ll take the 100m. Pretty simple challenge to be honest. I know people get blinded by nostalgia and hindsight but Tiger was still making several bogeys across a tournament even during his 2000 season. If you’re someone who makes a couple of birdies a round. You will likely win at least a hole against him across 72 holes. I think lots of people are over estimating the margins between good golf and great golf. He wasn’t making birdie or better every hole
Fuck it. Let’s ball
Believe it or not, straight to jail
Fixed it.
You get $10 instead of a million.
And I take the $10 and run.
This is not even a question. 1 million and run.
Thanks for my $1 million.
1mil, check please
These scenarios are crazy. Why am I punished if I lose? I take the million
Tiger averaged about 3 bogeys per round and a double every 90 holes. Ignoring triples and higher (too rare to bother counting), Tiger played 17.7% of his holes over par. Let’s round up to 18% to account for triples and worse.
I average about 7 pars and 1 birdie per round, which means I’m under par 44.4% of the holes.
So, the chance of Tiger playing a hole over par the same time I play it under par is just a shade under 8%.
And all this math ignores the fact that Tiger is playing much, much harder course than me.
If there were only upside to the “beat Tiger” offer, the expected value is almost 10x greater, but when you factor in the potential for jail, I’m taking the mil and it’s not a hard choice.
I don’t care who is commenting. The options are $1 million or nothing.
I tell Tiger to let me win 1 hole for 50million dollars. We split the pot, and get lunch at Perkins after.
Best players in the world couldn’t beat him. Don’t drop the soap.
I would take the million even if the other option was TIE him on a hole lol
I played my buddy who’s a -1.6 and on this long par 5 he hit into the water on his tee shot. I thought, this is it; I’m about to finally beat him on one hole straight up. Dude takes a drop from the hazard and puts it to 1’. Sinks the birdie putt and I 2 putted for par.
Give me the $1mm lmfao
I’m going for the $100mm. At yikes even prime Woods was erratic and made a bogey. I hope I capitalize there with a par.
I’m playing Tiger for sure. First off, you can say you played against Tiger Woods. Secondly, I’m a 3-4 handicap and make anywhere from 2-5 birdies per round. For 100m I will take my chances that I randomly birdie a hole that he doesn’t or he makes a random bogey somewhere and I make a par. A million dollars doesn’t change my life that much but 100m sure does.
Yes, I will take $1M for doing nothing
Y’all are crazy. I’d pay $1m and a year in jail to play 72 holes w prime tiger