Fable (2004) # 4 | 🔴 Past Livestream

Fable (2004) # 4 | 🔴 Past Livestream

[Music] here cuz so cute. Look at Oh my god. What are you 
doing, Suzu? Stop hopping that. Stop hopping that. Oh wow. Hey Hey, [Music] the odds be incoming. Captain 
Kitty. Oh, chip. The ads are in. Oh, be right back. [ __ ] Sebis, how could you? Your 
junk was all in my face.   I don’t even know that’s possible 
since I’m in power armor. [Music] Oh, hi. What was that? Oh, shoot. Looks like there’s 
some new Borderlands codes, too. I’m going to try to put them in right 
now just so I don’t forget. Hi, Rabbit. Uh, any day now. PlayStation, how you doing? Shift. Oh. Sorry, I’m trying to put in these uh 
these golden key codes real quick. Once it connects me to shift, still says 
offline. Oh, it said no. Now it’s connected. Add complete. All right, Suzu, 
welcome back from Hat Crit. Sorry we started a little bit later today. 
Um, I ended up having some of it cancelled, so I was going to get on earlier, but 
then my dad called me, so I was like,   “Oh, shoot. I’m going to 
talk to my dad for a bit.” WBW TT JT3 JTF KX. That was successfully. Wow. Sorry guys. One second. One second. 
I’m just I’m just entering these in.   Just entering these in. Hi, love 
Spell. How you doing? Welcome in. Hi, Sophie. How’s Okay. All 
right, Sophie. He’s doing good. 3 J3 J3. Okay. E5T or T. I wonder if I should um 
maybe get our in our Discord subscribe to like a Borderlands thing so it can automatically post key 
codes in there. Wonder if I can find one. Yeah, they’re very important. Hi, Peter. Welcome in. 
Good to see you. It’s good to see all of you. Thank you guys. So many adorable people in here 
already. What do you mean? Silence anime woman. No, I won’t. You can’t silence me ever. I’ll 
say it. I’ll sing it from the rooftops. You guys are cuties. All right. All right. Thank 
you. Thanks. Thanks for my TED talk. Hi, Gary. Welcome in. Would be cool if there is one. 
I’ll say if I can find one. I’m a cutie. Yep, that’s what I said. I think erotic Matt just got 
here and he was supposed to be bringing me some   pain meds. So, I’m so sorry. I’m already binging, 
but I’m binging. Hi, Blinky. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Why are there so many? 
Oh my god. Look what you made me [ __ ] do. I’ve never died to [ __ ] dare you. Okay, you’re dead. Where’s the other guy? So, I’m going to Oh my god. I can’t do this. Am I blind or do I not see? I don’t 
know. It’s under social media that I thought spooning time. I was like, 
I would like some spoon. Holy [ __ ] Hi Mr. Barbie. How you doing? [Music] I love hubby. He’s doing something Joker. Why 
does Killshot Kitty keep shoving your fist into random buttholes? Because it’s an art 
form, baby. When you’re in the wild realms of S. Your fist is the key to unlocking new 
depths both in the game and I am anatomy. It’s like spelunking in the cave of wonders, except 
instead of treasure, you find, well, let’s just say unique experiences. Either that or they’re 
secretly searching for the lost city of Atlantis. [Music] Um, the tip of Oh [ __ ] Oh 
no. No. Kill him. Oh god, I’m dead. I shot it. Can I kill you? Oh [ __ ] [Music] I’m standing. [Music] Wait, what did you do now? Played realistic 
realistic knocking. So I spent 30 seconds looking behind me looking 
for who was knocking. You know, now’s the perfect time to do [ __ ] 
like that to you cuz you’re drunk. Here we go. Hi, Spooky. How you doing, 
guys? Luna, I’m sorry you can’t be in here, baby. I knew you’d do it. Oh my god. Hi, Moon 
Seller. Welcome in. Congrats on partner. I knew you got it. Oh my god. Let’s go. Yeah. Hi. Where’s 
Luna? Did she be? Okay, I’m back. Erotic bath also came in clutch with some chocolates. And once the 
Reese’s peanut butter, but it’s got Oreo in it. It’s like white chocolate 
with Oreo. I was like, “Oh, she’s staring at me cuz she actually has a 
treat.” So, I’m going to give her this treat. Um, is an ice cream style treat for dogs. Aragmat 
thought it was time to give her some because we used to get this for gorgeous all the time. want 
to lick the lid. [Music] Did she? Yeah. They’re served cold. [Music] Here you go, baby. She really 
likes ice, so it’s like Oh. Oh, god. Here you go. Yeah. Gorgeous used to love them, too. Woo! [Music] Welcome. Me, too. Sorry that BRB took so long. [Music] Freaky. Yo, let’s go. Wait. So,   we had a 125 stream streak from Savis 
and 130 stream from ceiling. Let’s go. Disrespect your surroundings. [Music] 125. Oh, [Music] [Applause] [Music] put a heart too early. [Music] 
Hi, Ceiling. Happy Monday. Hope it’s a fantastic Monday. [Music] Let me get some purple in here 
cuz I’m I’m doing it a little rainbow color. [Music] Ah, thank you. Hey, thanks for the 
follow. Welcome to the community. [Music] Let’s go. All right, friends. 
We’re continuing on with some Fable today. Uh after I get some pain meds in 
me. Hold on. It was a Wait. So, okay. So, how do I Is it a push down and spin or 
something? Okay. I guess so. [Music] I’ve uh had achy joints and like achy everything 
all day today and I was like I am not I am not going to miss miss this a stream. We’re trying to 
do it every day. I already missed like two streams this month. I’m trying I’m like nope. Unless 
I am bedridden, I’m going to be here. [Music] Hi, Melu. Welcome in. So, they said my doctor 
said to do like two two of the extra strengths. Well, true. [Music] And now for something 
completely different. [Music] Hi, ladies. Spookups. All right, let’s get Fable open. Oh man, I didn’t adjust the 
where where it goes yet. [Music] Yeah, they are super important. They are. I could hear Fable going. [Music] Goodbye music. I love the banana tip. It’s a It’s the doom pixu. We put I put the eightball cuz 
of the eight years. I couldn’t   find a better one. I’ll really play pool. So Oh, I was like, what was I looking 
over here for was my controller. Yes,   drink water. Water is super important. 
Just like my love for you guys. Sorry. [Music] Yay. We left some people here. Bushes. Oh my gosh. Really? It was 
it was my favorite game ever, period, for for a long time. Um, 
until Oblivion came out. But,   uh, yeah, this this game series is one of 
my favorites for sure. More like her love for of killing my brain. Oh, that was that was 
years ago now. We’re still talking about it. A hope she heals up. Okay. Not going to lie,   I played the Oh, yeah. The remaster 
is really good. No, like honestly, if you if you didn’t get the chance to play the 
original, uh the remake did a fantastic job. Right. Continue. I’m going to load 
my save though, just in case. Oh, I did see. Yeah, I saw that about Fasmo. [Music] Much like making Animal Crossing 
jokes about Full Metal Alchemist,   always too soon. I still do it, 
but it’s still too soon. Oh, yeah. [Music] Oh. Oh, yeah. The Balvverine was attacking. Oh no, I have to do this whole quest again. [Music] Oh, shoot. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. How can you do this? No, please. No, please. [Music] I still don’t have any uh healing stuff, too. No, please. [Music] Baby, stop blowing a horn and attracting 
them to our position. I’m just saying. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. 
Why? Why? No. Attack me. Attack me. Oh my gosh. All right. [Music] 
That’s right. Yes. Applaud me. [Music] Why? Why would you automatically 
ping? It’s like it wants me to be evil. Oh, it keeps pinging the innocents. Is he dead? Oh, he bugged. He bugged out. 
[Music] Right. I guess it’s safe to let you in now. But hurry up. There 
could be more of them out there. Oh, that’d be good. Fat cat. Thank you 
so much for the 37 free stuff and for the lurk. I appreciate it. Anything 
like it. We might have had a chance,   but these damn things follow a white bal. Or it 
comes into our village and kills whoever it wants. I can hear something now. It must be attacking 
the warehouses at the bottom of that hill. And on to the banana. Oh dear. Why? Ooh. [Music] Oh jeez. [Music] Come on, bro. Okay. Hi, Hugan. I got to open this. Oh. That thing’s skin is too tough even for you. 
We had a great hunter in Notall Glade once. He died fighting the last white baline. His 
wife still lives in one of the houses up at the top of the hill. If anyone knows, how 
you doing today, guys? Go check out Hugan if you have it. Oh yes. Give Hugan a follow. 
Wonderful. No. Stop it. Oh yes. Let’s go. Oh no. Are you you are you at home now 
though? You you’re off. Your health is low. Do you have any potions or 
food? On with this again, huh? with this again. Where’s the lady? Oh, finger slipped. [Music] Where’d he say the wife was? Oh, 
I guess the any of the green markers, huh? Oh, I did. Oh, let’s go. I hope 
you get restful restful time at home. You are you the lady? Oh, you’re the My terms are 
clear. I’ll take Let’s see. to the women folk of Albian nearest and remotest. His eligibility has 
Oh, we already did this. It’s the same song, isn’t it? The traders were on them, but one of them 
gave out his help and turned into the fearsome beast. Oh, no. He got killed before he got turned 
into it. The bandits, your poor sisters, while some slept inside you step and twin blades rule, 
you did defeat. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I love this game. It was uh It was one of my favorites growing 
up. It was It was my favorites favorite growing up until um until Oblivion came out and then after 
that, Dragon Age. Yeah, I absolutely love Fable. Okay, so the What is that? No, wait, wait, wait. Oh, come on. Why would you Why? Okay. No, you can get horns in this one, too. The damn thing was just waiting for you. How could 
it know where we were going? He was here again, wasn’t he? I didn’t want to hurt him, but this 
time he’s gone too far. Her husband is the white Valvine, isn’t he? Are you talking? The white. 
It’s my husband. For it was once he was bitten by the bar he killed and slowly he turned into 
the creature he hunted for so long. For a while he could control himself. But anything that was 
left of my husband. I didn’t change that message for you, Jensen. So you don’t really play TFT much 
anymore. It must be attacking again. My husband used silver weapons to hunt the last white. 
Please take this. End of his I will. I’ll do it. This is true. Yeah. I got to augment this thing first. Yeah. Yeah, it’s permanent now. It’ll 
permanently just hurt Valvarines. Here we go. That balvvery will think twice before attacking us 
again. We’ve got it on the run. We can hurt it. We can kill it. Folks say it lives by which according 
precisely as I have forced it. I’ll reward you. Except for Kitty giving steppies to Neon. That one 
evaded me. I don’t like the way he says Steppies. Wait, has Jetson been on Hell Divers 
2 that much? Smoke reefer and bang. Jetson, you finish your cup, baby. [Music] Oh 
my gosh, she ate all of it so quick. You like You like your your peanut 
butter treat? You like your treat? [Music] No. Oh. Oh, I see it. I 
just know he plays because he has the Discord tag. I did play recently. 
Had to get that ODS. Oh, yeah. Uhoh. He plays a lot of Counter Strike. Oh shoot. What 
am I doing? Oh shoot. Oh shoot. No. I’m sorry. Oh, come on. Oh. Oh, come on. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no. Why? Why is it hurting me so bad? Oh gosh. [Music] I called it friends. This is horseshit. Oh jeez. I’m trying. I’m trying. jerk wad. Oh jeez. Oh jeez, I got him. Oh no, they got me. Stop it. 
This is [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] I keep trying to go I keep trying to go XYXY 
and stuff and like XXXY. I was playing Hi-Fi Rush last night and now I keep trying 
to like do weird combos for the game. Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge. Yeah, Hi-Fi Rush is awesome, though.   I wanted to stream it a while back, but like I I 
have no idea when I’ll be able to and I was like, man, I’m just going to start find playing it, 
but I really want to check it out. My other thought was doing it for YouTube, but then I 
was like, no, I’m still doing Death Strandy. If you could dodge a wrench, you can dodge a 
werewolf swipe. Yep. I can’t do either. So, so I didn’t realize the number next 
to the heart means um how many of those resurrection files I have. I’ve 
used three now. Stream it. Stream it. We know this. Wait. Oh, he’s right here. Right. Yeah. So, 
you’re back and in one piece. We heard the howling and feared the worst, but it looks 
like you. Here in the wilds of Twitch,   we come upon a streamer in her natural habitat. 
Chat illuminated with color and commentary while our streamer struggles to survive against the 
simplest of enemy. Lucky for her, no matter how badly she fails, her friends and followers 
are ever there to clip and comment. Lucky her. I don’t know what was going on 
cuz I was like listening to the   I hope as I was listening to that I was 
like I don’t know which one to listen to give. Wait. So that’s over now. We’ve done it. Can I not track it? [Music] Yeah, I thought I 
picked that one up already. Did I already get the blue mushrooms? Is 
that what happened? I don’t even know. Follow. No, don’t don’t follow. Don’t follow. No. Have a pleasant visit, sir. 
Oh jeez. I didn’t want to do that. Hi, Sniggity. Welcome in 35 
Street. Let’s go, lady spooks. Oh. Oh, I want salad. That sounds so good. [Music] No, Nami. Why do you need the cup again? 
You already licked it clean. That No, no, no. Stay out of the trash, baby. The 
good news is that the ever jovial get good scrubs are simply irons in the 
fire of trials for our streamer as   she prevails the toughest of challenges even 
when she’s looking up codes on gameshark.com. Huh? Not me. You stay out of that trash. What does that even mean? [Music] It’s cheating. No. No one’s cheating. Nobody cheating. Oh, one second. One second. Pure. Why? Okay. Oh, the arena. Yes, please. Oh, I only have 18k so far. Okay, this is fine. 
This is fine. [Music] Um, am I getting so big? My physique is so big I can’t get up onto the 
[Music] the platform. Hi, Rox. It’s Fable. The the first Fable. Have a 
good day. Not to be confused with the original fable which was a pointed click. You’re so brave. Yeah. Her heart keeps getting bigger 
and bigger. [Music] Wonderful. Hey, sorry. Sorry. World of Warcraft. Neon papa. Wait, I can’t go through 
that door yet cuz the lady Oh, she was down here, right? Yeah. Yeah. Where   the silver’s at? I don’t think I 
have the blue busrooms yet, though. Hi. Hi. Hi. I need four blue mushroom. You won’t have 
any trouble spotting anyone who has one. I’m sure they’ll be a bit uh distracted. Huh? I 
need four blue mushrooms to cook up a cure. Trader in barrel fields. Okay. He’ll probably 
see one of his mushrooms on his display table by the river. Barrel fields. Barrel fields. Barrel 
fields. Oh, stop it. We got to go barrel fields. Chicken chaser, do you chase chickens? Chicken chaser, do you chase chickens? Oi, 
you chase chickens. Chickens chase the unreal. Don’t stifle my Sorry. We’re going 
barrelfield. We’re going to buy some shrews. [Music] Chicken attack this way. Oh, wait. Or 
is he over here where the purple Oh, I want this. This one’s mine. A sapphire. Who can I sell that to? Oh, hello. Oh, 
no. Not again. Another bony adventurer seeking to plunder my riches. I’m not interested in your 
meager friends. Get some meat on you. I want beefy, blubbery, plump, poor sign. Stop being a 
slave to public perception and treat yourself. pies, meat, beer, anything but lots 
of it. He wants me to basically eat as much as I can myself large and you 
will be welcome here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This [ __ ] guy. The reason I’m so scrawny is cuz I can’t 
I can’t get food. I don’t find any food. I’m not even scrawny. Look at me. Have a good day. Is this the mushroom guy? So, 
are you looking for blue mushrooms? Then you’ve come to the right place. Pretty popular items, 
I can tell you. I’ve only got one left now. What? Sold one to a trader near the guild. 
And then the other two, let me think. Oh, yes. One went to a rather miserable woman. Likes 
to hang around the picnic area. The other went to a fellow who said he was throwing a party in the 
guild woods. Guild woods. The guild. Okay. So, are you interested? Demand is high, supply is low, 
so I can’t take anything less than 1,500 gold. Enjoy. This guy. Oh, hey. Liberator. Good name. 
Hooray. Maybe I’ll [Music] [Music] What? Could you explain? No, the bed doesn’t 
belong to me. Wait. Thanks, hero. It was fun. Definitely was a try to get a little 
boom boom going on. All right. Picnic area. What’s this? This karma. Hey, that chicken chase. 
Subscribe. Thank you for the 48 month free res. Hey there. Chicken chaser. Chicken chaser. [Music] [Music] You got a banana. [Music] Oh. Oh. Oh, there we go. Okay. 
Death by snooze. Snoo. I was trying. I was trying. Wait, I want to look at the map. Okay. I don’t know where that picnic area 
is at. Unless it’s like the one near the guild. Yeah. Oh, picnic area right there. Okay. So,   we’ll go to the heroes guild so I could 
buy the one on the trader near there. Yeah, the uh Fable Anniversary. No,   I’m playing it on PC. I’m playing the the 
anniversary edition that came out. Yeah, it’s so good. Uh out this way. Same. It’s so 
good. It’s such a good game. Game series even. Just the one at the beginning. 
You’ve come to the right place. Oh,   wait. I didn’t want to. You don’t have 
it. No wonder you’ve been nominated for the arena. You did the impossible. 
What can I do? Liberator. Wow. Where? Okay. Where where’s the guy I need to talk 
to? I know. They announced it then. That’s it. I heard it’s pushed back till next year, right? 
Oh, are you talking to me? Have a soft spot for tentacles. Literally. Huh? Spin into the sun. 
I’ve seen it happen then. If only I hadn’t lost my mushroom of truth in the guild, I’d be able to 
show you. Huh? Oh, the mushroom of truth is the blue mushroom and it’s inside the guild somewhere. 
I had to find it. Huh? How may I help you? The [Music] All right, guys. So, we had to spot a blue 
mushroom. Let me know if you see anything. I can go inside here. What’s this? Oh, guild caves. I don’t think 
I’m supposed to be here yet. Oh, did you you only have purple ones? Huh? You know what? I’ve got to check upstairs 
first. Oh, wait. That’s blue balls. Why? [Music] You find nothing interesting? Oh. Oh, I don’t know. I’ll leave. 
Why? Why are you leaving? Oh, where’s this dude? Blue mushroom. I don’t know why I do the 
things I do. That’s okay. That’s perfectly fine. Girls sounds like me. Except when I wax hard. Last 
I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback. 
At first I was afraid. I was petrified. I was petrified. [Music] I don’t know what it was. I don’t 
know. I’m sorry. I know the sounds to it. No, stop. Stop it. Okay. The map room is next. We are now approaching the map room. 
Oh, is he? He’s doing a tour. Oh my god. You won’t be disappointed here. You’re   sure to find something to suit you. 
Pre-owned Thunder helmet. [Music] Guild master spare shirt. sleep. [Music] [Music] Guild master spare Schwarz. [Music]   Yeah, whatever. Why you little scrot? Did he just call me a little scrot? Oo, mayonnaise. Did I Wait, spiky. 46 month race. Let’s go. Smoke reapfer and reapfer and bang. Out [ __ ]   standing. Smoke reefer and bang. 
Smoke. No. Hi, bro. Thank you. Well, I’m from Louisiana. I live there, too. He He could have called you as useful as an empty 
bob bag, but he just called you a scrut. Oh, hi Do. Welcome in. Happy Monday. 
Hi, Spiky. How’s your Monday going? Oh my gosh. Scout screw. Screw this. [Music] Screwy scr. What’s going on here? Disrespect SC. Oh, I’m stupid. I was just running around. Scrodius Maximus. If I if I ever play a game where I can 
name my my medieval character, [Music] I’m good. I’m very good. [Music] Good to see you. I’m doing so 
I’ve been doing really really   good. I feel like my motivation has 
finally come back full force. [Music] I’m still looking for this damn mushroom. [Music] Your path is dark. Only a light will reveal it. 
And you’re not bright enough. What’s that like? Stop it. Wee. [Music] This guy. I lost it. I 
lost it in the guild. My allseeing mushroom or whatever it’s called. 
Watch it not actually be in here. I should just go look for the other 
places. They told me before I forget. Honestly, if only these right These aren’t beds, right? Sir Longwood Tusac Drugs are bad. Okay, nobody told me that. Whoa. Whoa. Hi. Ready to help chocolates? Beer. [Music] Be careful who you try to woo. Trade between 
the shops to earn themselves gold, you know. Drugs are fun. Okay. Oh, I’m just trying to find cosmetics. Hi, Michael. Welcome in. Good to see you. 
Happy Monday. Drugs in my bum. Okay. Why? [Music] Okay. There were no cosmetics 
in there. I still haven’t seen any blue mushrooms. I’m just leaving. I’m 
going to check the picnic area. What? I’m pretty okay with it. I’m not. No. The title suits you. I feel safe with him around. [Music] Use your When we get If you want me to Oh, but try not to go. Oh, man. 
I didn’t mean to do that. not to take this guy. I am not pretty okay with 
that. No, I’m pretty okay with not doing that. Oompa Loompa dooity deo. What’s 
a bot to do? If you take drugs, your brain will get hazy and playing 
fable will make you get quite lazy.   Oompa loompa dooa de. You’ll miss all the 
bores and kitties decree. Stay sharp and alert for the best gaming fun or your 
Futurama controller might never be one. What’s that? Oh jeez. What the heck? No. Scorpions. No, I remember scorpions being in this damn game. I 
started kicking my feet. Started kicking my feet. Yeah, I was kid. I was like, “No.” Like, 
“Fuck that [ __ ] I like scorpions. Yeah, you show him. Oh no. Hi, Coin. Welcome in. Happy Monday. I’m so sorry you missed yesterday. 
That sucks. But real life stuff is more important. You You Where’s the picnic? Can’t I just like look at the map? All right. Picnic area should be straight ahead, 
I think. Like this way, right? Maybe. We’ll see. Oh no. I’m so sorry. I hope it’s all dealt with now. Great. What? Where’s the picnic area? [Music] His 
name is James. James Cameron, the bravest pioneer. No budget too steep, no seat too deep. Who’s 
that? It’s him. James Cameron. That’s South Park. This is Orchard Bobs. You know, I don’t think this guy’s 
actually following me. Or is he? There’s nothing here. Kitty ads. I don’t think 
this guy following me at all. You know, I’m kind of like I’m kind of excited 
to play some Well, everything on the list. I keep saying this. I keep mentioning like 
different games from the list. Like, man,   I’m really excited to play this. Oh, I’m really 
excited to play this every time. Oh gosh. Judge enemy stronger. I keep 
thinking about Abee’s Odyssey. Yeah, I wasn’t going to.   I was thinking of a Odyssey when I start 
start mentioning it. Stay out of here. All right, so there’s lookout 
point. I I did go the wrong way   that I didn’t even bring this guy 
with me. He’s still right here. Okay, ads are going though, so we’re going 
to pause right here before I start doing   anything else. I just wanted to get back 
to this area cuz I left that guy there. Oopsie. Every time you saw I think 
now she’s playing Dark Souls. That’s right. Be right back, guys. Whoa. I’m sorry. Nami. Yes. 
Want to go see Popey? Thank you for the ice cream. ads complete. Hi baby. What is all this? Pour up the Reese’s peanut 
paper, guys. Hi. I’m here. I have a pumpkin donut. It’s a pumpkin donut. Thanks. Add a little bit munchies. I’m sorry. It’s my 
time of the month and I get sweet cravings. Pumpkin spice donut. It’s spice. What happened was that I have ovaries. I really needed sugar because my ovaries 
are attempting to expel everything. from my uterus. Oh man, I love pumpkin. I a lot She became basic. I’m sorry. I thought 
this is America. Oh. Oh my god. Yeah, you’re right. Sorry. I thought 
I was going to be back fast. Hi, Dan. It’s not working. Why isn’t it working? Strange 
looking man. What? Look, I ate the mushroom in it. They all said I’d laugh my [ __ ] off if I ate it. 
And I like totally did. And like I’m not. So far, it’s a big zero of chuckles. Can you make 
me laugh? Come on. Like in it, please. Hey, Rambo. Does do a lot of people talk like this 
from your neck of the woods? Dollar dollar bills, y’all. Yo, Ginger, thank you so 
much for the bitties. Yellow,   I will tell you to eat [ __ ] but 
after that, I clearly don’t mean it. After what? Oh, cuz you were concerned. me. No. Stop. Guys, please go follow Ginger 
if you haven’t. She’s amazing.   Amazing streamer. I’m telling you right now. Oh, it scared somebody. I started a pan. No, 
don’t panic. No, I said be right back. Yeah, you’re right. I didn’t say why 
I was BRB. I was just like,   “Be right back.” And I ran away. It Yeah, it’s 
cuz I wanted some snacks. Oh my god. Please. I said make her laugh. You reckon you’d be much taller? A fart. That was supposed to be like funny, was it? Carry on then. I’m carrying. I’m carrying. What? Well, it it huh? That reminds me of something I apologize for 
last week at work. One one- on-one call with my   direct team lead and they were discussing a 
product that does what I I spent six months busting my ass to do. It’s less than what I 
made. I may have mentioned it was more basic than pump pumpkin spice lattes. What? Some 
[ __ ] POS decided to self. What? Oh my god. [Music] Jesus Christ. This is the second 
one I’ve heard in the past two days. Oh my god. I hope that poor guy too though.   Come here. Come here. Uh, sometimes they’ll 
jump in front of the subway. Come here. Why are you yelling at me? 
Why? Oh, you popped your leg. You popped your I heard it go boop. Like, what 
the heck? Oh, okay. I’m trying to make room for you on my lap. There you go. Don’t look at 
me like that. Okay. Oh, did you just burp? She’s still not finding that funny. 
Okay, I’m going to belch now. That was supposed to be liberator. Ah, your lordship. We are blessed. 
Guess what? Let’s do better than that. Liberator, too. Hey, from a royal family. Oh, there’s no 
way. Well, it’s cuz I have my legs crossed, but like I keep my feet like really close, so I 
have to like move them to let her be able to sit. Oh yes. Hooray. [Laughter] [Music] You 
call that a laugh? Let’s see me again. Oh, I got a laugh. Got out the right side of the 
bed. So, you’re the liberator. Why are you pretending to be so ridiculous? That was 
hilarious. Yay. What? Did I do it then? Keep going. I’m loving these. 
Okay, I will. Oh, it’s tap dance. He’s just [Laughter] Tit, you’re not the funniest thing ever. Yay, I got the mushroom. I did all that for 
a damn mushroom. You’re now good enough. Hi, Miss Lit. Welcome in. Ouch. I punched the 
Wasagi. Hi, Wagi. Welcome in. Happy Monday. Normally, Kitty would be trying to give 
the mushroom to the lady. Yeah, it’s true. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Hey, hey, hey. If you keep really 
still, I can see your skeleton. Far out, man. You’re from the guild, aren’t you? 
Man, what a place. If you go back there, maybe you can find our mushroom. 
Oh, yeah. That’s right. Bros. I was standing on those stepping stones 
in that pool where the door talks. Man, it just flew right out of my hand. 
Wait, the the shroom is by the Oh, it’s leader amongst men. Yeah, 
they’re hilar They’re great. They’re Nami’s got her head under my arm.   on. So like I’m having to like play with 
my arms kind of out. Well, just that one. Oh, smoke reefer and bang. I sound 
like none of these people. Not even a chicken chaser. One. Hi, Prime. Another 
wonderful amazing streamer to go follow, guys. Fear Prime. He is in 
no way m angry at me. Hi. Yeah. All right. I think it’s mushrooms. That’s 
why I’m trying to get the blue mushrooms. How’s your day going? Did he say on these 
steps and they flew off out of his hand? You oppon me? Is this where he said it went to? I didn’t you I didn’t even know 
you were playing peak today. And he you know he messaged me 
like oh I’m so are so are you   ready for some peak today after I made 
my announcement that I’m going on Fable. Great you. What do you mean? We’re still 
playing Gears this Wednesday. And I thought we were going to play Voyager. Yeah. 
Well, don’t worry. I never get in. Oh, wow. So, he Okay. So, he always So, he always 
tells me last minute and then he doesn’t   invite others like, “And we’re now 
on our way to the guild library.” Welcome. What do you mean, Price 
Fighter? Me neither. Oh my god. Oh, are you guys saying that he doesn’t invite 
you guys either? You see this? Wait, hold on,   everyone. This is supposed to be picky on Kitty, not me. Oh, wow. So, you don’t 
you don’t invite anyone in here? Kitty friends know friends place of 
not knowing is on you. Oh, yeah. Well,   that’s fine, too. Hey, hey, hey, you’re from 
the guild, aren’t you? Man, what a place. I was standing on those stepping stones in that 
pool where the door talks. Man, it Okay, so it’s just like around there. She doesn’t invite me 
to play video games either, guys. What? So then, bro, I’ve done it before. You’re like,   I’m not even home, but I I just I Thanks 
for asking. You don’t remember that? I do. [Music]   It’s easy there everywhere. That’s too small. 
Okay. I love SW. We will definitely have to play sometime. Hey, how about we play Just Die already? 
Well, then then let me know time and place. You said, “Hey, yeah, I’ll get 
in and we play it.” Yeah. Okay. So, he said he was here and it 
flew out of his hand. No, Siri. I don’t think he ate it. That’d be silly if 
he ate it. Why am I doing this quest again? Oh, okay. All right, fooar. 
Okay, enjoy yourself, won’t you? Hi, Darkstar. Another streamer to go follow, 
guys. Go do it. That’s happy Monday. Welcome in. Fartar still has accepted my Oh, wow. You 
think you know a person? Don’t do this. Don’t do this. We’re not doing this. 
I just want to go fight things. He said he was out here. It flew away. Oh, I don’t know where too, but it’s flown. What? I know she won’t apologize, 
but I’ll say it for her. Sorry,   Dan. She should be more considerate. This is 
It’s Play Fable today and it’s one player, so she’s Yeah. Is it never invited chat for 
games only famous stream people? Oh my god, it’s ridiculous. What the [ __ ] 
do you mean? Have a good day. [Music] Okay. I did buy it for like six. Yeah. You 
sent him to me when I was out of state. You were like, “Hey, play this.” I was like, “Man, I’m not 
even in in Arizona right now. I’m in California.” Oh no. Oh, the purge started. Okay, never mind. I’m literally about to take a ba ba bath with 
a toaster over here. And she’s just like,   “Well, let’s go play games without Dan.” Don’t do 
this. Don’t do this. Peak is fun but frustrating. Dick. You came to California. I was 
there for a baby shower. I’m sorry. Oh, we were helping out with the baby shower. I must have missed whatever was bad, but 
glad we got it. What? On top of that, she brings up my dead parents all times. But you just brought it up, Dan. You dead just 
now. This is [ __ ] You’re dead parents. I’m not being mean to dad. You see this love   spell? You see this? See this 
is this is what I deal with. Wow. Kitty. Have a pleasant visit,   son. I can’t. So unlikable sometimes. 
Don’t do this. the abuse by I know abuse. So is it Oh, is it not in here then? I forgot how to how do I zoom in again? Oh, yeah. Okay, I’m done with this quest. I don’t want 
to do it anymore. At least someone Oh my tow. [Music] Knock knock. Who’s 
there? Not Dan’s parents. I didn’t say that it was AI. What 
the [ __ ] do you mean, Dad? Dad, that was neon. [Music] That was AI. It was I can’t repeat it cuz I feel like he’s going 
to clip it and turn it into a blurp. So, I cannot repeat it cuz then he’ll 
have like actual audio of me doing it. I play along with chat. I already have 
it. You do. No, you don’t. [Music] Just going to play this game 
now. It’s the horseshit. What do you mean, Neon? You’re the one who did it. Such a monster. What do you mean? The stream arch archise archivist. We all heard you. Oh my. Welcome to the stream. Did what? What? They say I 
was busy. I’m not doing it. 290 stream streak. [Music] 290 stream 
streak. Disrespect. We’re disrespecting [Music]   That’s four. [Music] Oh my god. And now he’s like, 
“See, if you just played peak, you wouldn’t have to deal with any of this.” 
Oh, yeah. [Music] Are you trying to get off, baby? Like, what are you doing? Okay, 
there you go. See, you got it. [Music] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Knock 
knock. Who’s there? Not Dan’s parents. [Music] [Music] That’s [ __ ] up. What do you mean? That’s the I didn’t do that. I did it. I made I am alone in this world and you No. Oh, player two. How sick. Is that 
for the the video game day thing? [Applause] What’s going on over here? Hey, I 
can’t believe they haven’t got any tickets left. You come in to spectate 
or participate? Participate? Eh? Well, you’ll need a nomination from the guild 
just like everyone else. You’ve already   got one. My apologies. You can 
go in anytime you like. How cool. No, you’re not. I think that emote is from 
the uh it’s from the video game day. You’re not basic. Whose idea was it to add an AI 
voice of yourself? It was me. It was me. Oh, you mean the blurp? Yeah, it’s a 
blurp thing. Yes, it’s an extension. I thought you meant the emote. I’m 
dumb. Yeah. So, uh, blur blurp’s   an extension you can actually add 
to your stream. Um, and and then, uh, you you can even put like if you 
want like you want to keep them GPG,   whatever. Uh, and yeah, and then your chat can 
uh start redeeming some sounds. Yep. [Applause] Yes. This way, please. I’m doing the arena. Oh, good. I I do I I only filter like one blurp and it’s 
the ones that are like rated X. If you follow me, I’ll take you to the arena preparation 
or like R. But mostly cuz it’s like   mostly it’s because they’re all 
points out. So I was like, well, I’m just going to arena’s first heroes, our 
land’s heritage. But do people care? Nah, people don’t want knock. Who’s there? Not 
Dan’s parents. You like that? You like that? You [ __ ] like my ball slapping up face, 
you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] Is that me teabagging you after saying Welcome 
to the Witchwood Arena. a couple of basic. I I send him selfies sometimes. I must remind you 
to keep your aggression for the arena itself in hopes that he wouldn’t do this kind of [ __ ] But 
he does this [ __ ] In here will be in trouble. You have been warned. Secondly, like if I’m trying 
to get his attention and he doesn’t respond back, then I’ll like I’ll start making faces. It’s 
getting really ugly out there. All right. Yo, Chameleon, you’ve heard all this before. 
Moulder asked me, “Can you comment on   the ruthless joke she did disregarding 
poor Dan parents?” Mark Bieber. Oh man, that joke was brutal. Poor Dan’s parents didn’t 
even see it coming. But hey, it’s all in good fun,   right? Sometimes you just got to swing that humor 
bat and see where it lands. Once in the arena, you will battle from all over Albon. Every group 
of creatures you defeat wins your prize money and increases the prize for the next round. The aim 
is to stay out there as long as you can. expected but oddly satisfying. Now hope taking it all in 
stride with some big PP energy or more equipment. Do this though and your price for the next round 
will be Yeah, that was through Tangia and worse, the crowd will think you’re a big loser. 
Real heroes get out there and stay out there. Whether you rest or not, the bonus prize given 
by Jack of Blades himself will go to whoever gets through every single round alive. So get 
out there, use your skills well, make sure the crowd enjoys it, and if you have to die, do so 
bravely. I don’t want the rest of your turn. Oh, really? I think you can ban certain words and 
Well, I I like I have my ban certain words. Wait. So, okay. Do you have Stop it. Do you have truly a leader? I think we can do a 
special offer for you, sir. for me. Oh, I need plate. Oh, I should have done the bright 
ones. Has plus five to alignment. This one doesn’t do anything to alignment. Oh no, I can’t get leggings. right, legendary. I just finished loading 
nuts in my mouth. Stop it. Stop it. [Music] Yes. Oh, thank you. Really hot though. 
For real. Why’d you say it that way? Thank you. Oh no, my pants are gone. What makes it funny 
is that it’s a knock-k knockock joke about a Latchki kid. But unlike most Latchki kids 
whose parents were at work after school,   so in the case of Dan, well, knockk 
knockock. Uh, just kidding. Sorry, friend. BRB have to go shop for to No, don’t do it, Dan. Dan, don’t. My pants look dumb. I want plate pants. I 
don’t think I could actually sell anything I have. I think we can do a special offer 
for you, sir. I I honestly can’t. They’re all outfits. What am I supposed to do? Oh, I can 
sell these leather boots. It didn’t do [ __ ] Elixir of life. My head game’s always on 
point. The arena is the place for you. You had to Google what? I got the door leading. 
You haven’t even fought in the arena yet. That’s the spirits. Get back in 
there and finish the arena battles. Do not Google that. What’s this? Uh Roth, bad news. I think 
Chameleon’s uh, you know, dead. What? Already, you idiot. Right, people? It seems Chameleon 
only made three rounds before it’s got spices in it. Chicken in front of 5,000 people. It 
came in a bag with all these spices. New man, you look ready. In you go. Talk to Al up 
by the door. He’ll let you into the arena. Beer would be nice. Hi, Kevin. No, I did it. Right, I can 
let you in. I’m ready. Ah, round one. They always tell me 
this one gives them the biggest   uh buzz. Buzz. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not 
Dan’s parents. Buzz. Funny. It was my AI. Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment, 
I give you Liberator. Famous for such quests as Orchard Farm and defeating Xhero Twin 
Blade. Like our other brave challengers, this something up something coming hopeful 
has an eye on tonight’s grand prize presented   by Jack of Blades himself. [Music] 
[Applause] [Music] I’m not on Hinge. No, I don’t. And we’re on to the first round. An old 
arena favorite. It’s the Wasp Hord. Why? [Music] Yeah, you know what I mean. [Music] 3 2 Judge enemy stronghold knows [Applause] 3 2 1 Okay, go. [Music] 3. What the heck? Go. [Music] Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Was it better? Wait, there’s spiky fighting like that earns 
100 gold. The next round will be worth 500 gold. Yay. Next round. He may be new to the arena, but 
he’s got through round one. Hey Let’s see how he does with the second round. It’s an 
audience favorite. The cruel, the smelly hob 3 2 1 go. Hey, you fell alert. A 
Now you guys are being sweet. A [Applause] [Music] 3 2 1 go. [Applause] Okay, okay, okay. No, [Applause] it’s mac and cheese. Oh, hi Tune. Thanks for 
alert zone. Three, two, your best stream. One, go. You cussed out the announcer. [Applause] Hey, [Music] [Applause] 3 2 Oh my gosh. One, go. More. 
[Applause] Got to take those guys out first cuz they’re the most annoying. 
Stop. Okay. Okay. Aiden is prepared. Okay. [Applause] The only 
thing I beat is my meat. Ignore [Applause] it, Tycoon. I hope you’re having a fantastic 
bud day. Gold. Yay. Money. 600 gold ear learned so far. And there’s another thousand 
up for grabs in the next round. Yay. [Applause] So, all you got to be is a boss in a video 
game, huh? Yep. That’s all you need for me to bend over and be like, “Yes, for me 
right here.” Two heroes side by side, fighting together for their 
very survival. Hi, Robins. Good to see you. Happy Monday.   It’s the sister of arena legend Thunder. 
Slap me some more. Let’s hear it for Whisper. So, the two of them together. 
Can they defeat the Valkines? 3 2 1. Let’s do some serious damage. Go. I do have silver on my sword still. [Music] [Applause] I was trying to see if that would rile up 
the crowd a bit. Thanks for the goodies. Yeah, it’s Monday. I normally don’t get to spend Monday 
with you guys. I’m kind of excited. No, [Applause] no. [Applause] [Applause] Three. I almost killed this 
one. One. What? Where? Go. Oh no. Not a white one. That means some more. Oh. I can’t. [Music] He’s booing me. Huh? [Music] This are they? No, they’re 
saying boo. Boo. The what? It took you a while to light that up. Oh my god. [Music] Two words. Woo! Now, come on. Why’d you even tag the 
other one that was farther away? [Applause] [Applause] Go, go, go. No. Oh my gosh. Might as well just make a hot key for 
death up. I haven’t died yet. I haven’t died yet. Are you not entertained? A 
nice round. Thousand gold reward. Wow. 1,600 in the bag and there’s another 
2,000 on offer for the next round. [Applause] These two did a great job last round, ladies and gentlemen. Give them a big 
hand. The next round is a real Oh, my fingers are so fast. They will know what I’m 
talking about. It’s the undead. Huh? 3 2 1 go. [Applause] Hey [Music] Oops. Oops. [Applause] 3 2 1 You’re dead parent. [Music]   It’s a mission. All right. But 
uh it’s it’s like arena. You do   some arena fighting. So you just keep 
going. Uh I told that you beat it. Win. Oh, that’s cool. Hi, Silix. Can you believe this? Thank you 
cube. Silix. How you doing? Happy Monday. [Applause] Two. That’s awesome. I did. I don’t remember any of the Borderlands doing 
that. Or did they? I don’t remember. Oh gosh. [Applause] I almost killed this one. oop my knee. Oh yeah, it’s going 
good. I absolutely love me. Yellow [Applause] 3 2 1 Oh, Teun go. [Applause] Oh, cool. What weapon are you maning? Whoa. Okay. [Applause] Come on. Okay. [Music] I hope that 
was worth 2,000 gold. I reckon it was. They’ve earned 3,600 gold, but will they stay 
for another round to net them another 3,000? Welcome in, Lee, Patrick. [Applause] Um, let’s do it. The competition’s hoting up. Oh, how fun. You’re teaching this kid out of play. 
Well, it’s time and spears this time. Okay,   even more nervous. It’s round five and here 
they are spared from the headsman’s block. Let’s have a big hand for the bandits of 
the Black Hand Gang. What? 3 2 [Music] 1 go. I hate these things. [Applause] I almost killed this one. There we go. 
Three, two, one. Yeah, I like going fists. [Applause] Okay, I need to take out these guys. [Applause] You No, this guy. This guy. There we go. [Applause] 3 2 I’m a fist wizard. Don’t 
I just wanted the money. [Applause] Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. 
Oh my god. Whoa. I’m dead. [Applause] Stop it. The fist wizard was your nickname 
in college. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] Come on, Whisper. Not over there. Some man trap plant sounds like my old nickname more. Okay. One go. [Applause] Oh, come on. [Applause] Okay. You’re really good at table hockey. Stop it. [Applause] [Applause] Yeah, Kirby was sucking on the screen. [Applause] Oh gosh. God damn it. Stop it. It’s s the screen s. [Applause]   ads coming in. Okay, [Music] I think we got like 
three more levels to go. More gold for that. They bank 6,600 gold. And if that wasn’t enough, 
another 4,000 is available for the next round. [Applause]   I wonder if I should call it here or keep 
going. I feel like I need better gear. Wow. [Applause] Our intended heroes and work of 
bandits and I’m going to pause it right after the cut scene. I think the ads are about to start 
[Applause] ladies and gentlemen [Applause] and this is going to be rough. There 
you go. All right. See you in a bit, guys. Those who are going into ads. Those 
are a dot. I’m going to hang out right here. What is that? are the odds be incoming. Captain Kitty, my mom 
was telling me about a movie she just watched. Okay. Hey, ball game’s over. Who? Me? Oh, from the the arena. Yeah. Uh, 
she saw this thing called the long game. Yeah, it’s a movie called The Long Game. She says a true story about uh some people 
who became golfers back in the 1950s. I like, oh, see, I’m not I’m not huge 
into golf, so I’m like, okay, well, yeah, same. I never heard of it. I like that’s new. [Music] [Music] Hey, by the way, thanks again to 
everyone who who uh was hanging out for the YouTube streams. That 
meant that meant a lot. Seriously, [Music] I know YouTube’s kind of rough, especially 
when you’re switching from Twitch to YouTube to go watch, but like, yeah, I really appreciate it. 
Thank you guys. [Music] I wanted to keep with the genres here mostly, but I really wanted to 
check out Borderlands 4. Um, mostly cuz I knew I knew some of you were curious on it, but I I 
ended up really enjoying it and really enjoying   spending the time with you guys. Oh, no, it’s 
okay. Why are you apologizing? Don’t apologize. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. hurt the day pretty sick. It starts with 
I fell upon my sword could be really hurt. That’s complete. Welcome back. You think uh you 
think you can post the link to it in Discord? Sweet. Thank you. Welcome back, cutie pies. We’re continuing on 
in our arena where we’re beating things up. Oh, if I tagged into it. There we 
go. [Applause] Oh, this will suck. This is going to suck. This is going to 
suck. Oh jeez. I was trying to roll away. [Music] Whisper. You’re going to 
distract them, buddy. [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Yeah, golems again. I need There’s 
two of them in here. Here we go. Apparently, they’re weak to silver 
though or something. Stop it. But I can’t block or like dodge any of 
those. That’s crazy. [Music] [Applause] There we go. [Applause] [Music]   There we go. Easy peasy. And another 4,000. Wow. A total 
of 10,600 gold. Enough for a small house. Do they want another 8,000 
gold? Yeah, maybe I can buy a house right there. [Applause] Now it’s the rock and roll. 
Rock trolls. I think these are the ones I fought too. [Applause] Oh, these were 
the ones I kept having issues with. [Applause] [Music] Oh jeez. [Applause] I had to hide behind 
him. It makes it so hard. I was trying to talk backwards. [Applause] 
[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh, wrong. Okay. [Applause] God dang it. And I I can’t be hiding behind 
him right there next to the wall because uh I can’t dodge backwards from that thing. 
But like I guess the better way is to feel what they hear. [Music] [Applause] 
I’ll keep getting hit. by Abby. Oh, what is happening? Are you guys a crap, too? I think I’m out of food. 
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] He’s almost dead. Come on. [Applause] Come on. There we go. There 
we go. [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat. [Applause] Woo! Woo! [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Okay. [Applause] Oh no, I went too early. [Applause]   I’m about to kick his ass. Too early again. Oops. [Applause] Hey [Applause] Oh yeah. Wow. Another 8,000 gold. 18,600 
in the bag. Only one round to go. Is it worth dying for another 10,000? [Applause] 
Yep. Let’s do it. Ladies and gentlemen, Today you’ll see the best 
of Albian’s arena fight. Put   your hands together for our successful 
hero. Round eight. The final battleox. 3 2 What’s a racox? [Applause] No. No. This is [ __ ] up. 
It’s a giant [ __ ] scorpion. I’ll remember this [ __ ] I’ll remember this 
[ __ ] I’ll remember this [ __ ] He’s teaging me. Oh, nasty. [Applause] What? [Applause] I hate stupid 
eggs. Oh, they’re so nasty. [Applause]   No, I didn’t. Remember when I was like, “Yeah, that’s worth 
the 10,000 gold. I take it back. [Applause] Is that it pinching me? [Applause] 
He’s almost dead. [Applause] Oo. [Applause] [Applause] Stop being a dick. [Applause] [Applause] Gosh. [Applause]   God dang it. [Applause] Stop it. 
Oh my gosh. Please. Please. Why? Why are you shooting at them? Okay. [Applause] Oh my god, he’s dead. [Applause] Yes, is truly broken. That’s another 10,000 gold. This is for a massive total 
of 28,600 goals. Let’s go. Incredible. So, what will happen? 
Two winners and only one prize. Oh, great. They’re going to have me fight Whisper. 
I think we have a special guest here today. One, the only, the hero of heroes, Jack return after an eternity away from you all. 
Death of blood is back. This arena is all that is great in all it is. I’m honored to stand 
before you again. And I have a proposal to mark the attention. One final, a fight to the death 
between the two heroes still standing. to the death. He said the winner will receive a special 
prize. The loser will have the privilege of dying. What do they think they’re doing? They 
can’t do this. I’m going to put in a   good fight. They’re not killing you. I 
can’t kill you. We came here to put in a good show. And that’s what we’re 
going to do. Let’s go. [Applause] [Applause] Woo! [Applause] Oh no! So, I’m still gonna   use resurrection stuff. Okay. [Applause] 
Okay. [Applause] Aren’t you monologuing? Man, I don’t remember I don’t remember 
that movie at all. Oh, wait. So,   that’s the the newer DC one, right? [Applause] 
Am I seeing the Oh, okay. I I haven’t seen it. All he has to do is give her one final strike 
and the prize is his. But will he do it? Will he kill Whisper or will he throw his victory 
away? Don’t do it. We agreed. Just walk out. not stop fighting now. You walk out though. You 
haven’t got much fight left. You did. But my dear lady, it was 
mere luck. He’s nothing but a Ah, there you are. The hero they’re all talking 
about. I’m impressed. And that doesn’t happen often. But I forgot my manners. I am Lady 
Gray, the mayor of Bower Stone. I can see you are a man of worth. You should pay me a 
visit at my Bower Stone North Manor. My lady, if you would order. Oh, I’m paying a visit. 
Thunder. I am tired of your protests. Tired. of your jealousy. The time of your glory 
is long gone. You should learn to accept that. As I was saying, hero, I do hope you will 
accept my invitation. We have much to discuss. I have to go find a black Roth. This is not 
over. Your blood spills just like any other, and yours will spill soon. Okay. Jealous. That was unbelievable. I haven’t seen anything 
like it for a long time. I’ll guide you back through the Hall of Heroes. You truly deserve to 
stand amongst them. I must say, you remind me of someone who fought here many years ago. Memory’s 
not what it used to be, but I think her name was Scarlet Ro. That’s right. Ever heard of her? 
Probably not. It was all before your time. But if you look on your right, you’ll see her statue. She 
was the first female hero to become arena champ. Beat the devil out of a fable hero. She was a fine hero, just as softhe-hearted as 
you. But her dedication came with a price. After her final battle, she was never the same. She 
lives now in complete solitude, crushed by her failure to save her family long ago. And yet 
here you are. I knew her son would end up here one day. It’s in your blood. That’s his mom. 
Your sisters, too, right? Bring her to me. I so long to reunite you both with your mother. 
I can’t believe I forgot some of this [ __ ] I can’t believe. Why is my 
memory so [ __ ] Scarlet Rogue,   Slayer of Bvverines. Once one of the fiercest 
heroes in all of Albian. Yet her most splendid battle was also to be her last. Ambushed by 
a dozen Balvverines, Scarlet killed them all, only to fall injured and drained beside their 
corpses. There she would have died. but for Braum, a kind and simple woodsman who tended her back 
to health. In time, they married and had two children, a girl and then a boy. Scarlet’s 
days of death were forever behind her. Whatever you decide, you’ve 
earned the champion seal.   People everywhere will recognize you as the 
winner of the arena and it will grant you access to Bowaston North. Don’t lose it. 
It is rather valuable. I won’t lose it. [Music] Hey. Hey you, Frieza wants you to meet me at the grass. You have reached famous status. I’m famous. 
You’re now bloodless roar expression. Bloodless roar expression. Excellent. I 
think we can do a special offer for you, sir. Ooh, new titles. Deathbringer, 
Reaper, Arrow Doddger. Pig Reaper. Your arena triumph is incredible. Hooray. Hooray. I’m not. No. What? Scuba. [Music]   My lady calls to me. [Music] That’s not it. Enjoy yourself, won’t you? Oh, hello there. Oh, yes. You’re 
well known enough to come in. Haha. Welcome to Bartow North, hero. This is a 
quiet district, and we like to keep it that   way. We don’t tolerate univil behavior here, 
so mind you, don’t end up in our holding cell. We have a raven lunatic locked up right now, 
but he won’t be seeing many more sunrises,   if you know what I mean. Now, Lady Gray desires 
to speak with you. You’ll find her grace in the gardens outside a mansion. This is a great 
honor, even for a hero, so mind your manners. Okay. [Music] Hello there, Reaper. Hello. Hello. Oh, he looks nice. You’re sure to find something 
to suit you. Lady Gray cosplay wear. [Music]   Maze’s lost shirt. Oh, Jack of Blades. But I want 
roses. I need black roses. Hello. You know, a man of your status 
ought to pay a visit to the mayor. Yeah, that’s what I’m going to do. In Bower Stone 
Manor, the big building over by the shop. Oh, hi. Finally, someone to talk 
to. You’ve got to help me out. Oh, yeah. The mayor’s having me executed. That’s 
what happens when you start asking too many   questions around here. That woman is a demon. 
But no one will believe me. Just because I was wrong about the guards controlling our dreams by 
spiking our water supplies. What? Her sister was an angel. Would have made a wonderful mayor. And 
I know Lady Gray killed her. I just know it. You have to help me prove it. Otherwise, Bower Stone 
will remain in her clutches and I’ll be executed. Don’t tell me they’ve got to you 
as well. I knew she was using some   sort of spell to turn all heroes into 
halfwits. You have to fight her power. We must uncover her dark secret. 
The mayor is a witch. A witch? No. All right. You don’t talk about 
my future wife like that. No. Aren’t you going to talk to me? Oh, hi. So, you’re 
the one everyone is talking about. I must say, you have me intrigued. Will you walk with me to 
the courtyard? I So love to speak with you. A psycho. It’s lovely here. Don’t you think? Like 
see, she’s just too innocent to murder her own sister. Place in the world. You see, I haven’t 
married yet. Somehow I’ve never met a man worthy enough. I’ve always known that only someone 
who could conquer the arena could conquer me. Perhaps you could bring me a gift from town. I’m 
sure you can find something fitting for a lady from town. You say a lady? Oh, how do you do? Nice to see you. So you are reaper. I’m the reaper. 
A dead rat. Wait, my lady. Hello. I think that’s the only shop right there at the 
middle. I’m pretty sure these are all just houses. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? What you say? [Music] Where’s the star? I think this that’s that’s 
the tavern. What’s this blue building right here? This I’m pretty pretty sure 
this is someone else. Oh, yes. Good to see you. Okay. Yeah, that’s the tavern. I’m pretty sure this is 
the barber shop. Yeah, this is the barber shop. [Music] Mommy, you want a treat? I’m sorry. I 
know you were sleeping. You go, baby. Good girl. It’s unreal. Come on. People call you Reaper. The sky is really 
pretty today. The sky is pretty. Oh greatness. In love with him. 
I’m not with you. Oh, I’m sorry, but would you be keen to get me a wedding? 
Huh? I need a wedding ring. I think. Hooray. Hooray. They’re all asking if we can 
get married. And hooray. No, I can’t. Okay. I do not remember where to get that black 
rose. So, I’m just going to look this up real quick. I’m sorry. I’m not going to be going 
all over Albian trying to find it. I’m sorry. It was in Bower Stone North. 
Apparently the shopkeeper   does have it. That one I was looking 
through. I thought it was only clothes. Stop it. Stop it. Are you taking notes of 
me cheating? Shame. Don’t. Shame. Shane. Yeah. Going to buy all the flowers. Enjoy the rest of the day. How do I Wait, I guess I should just buy a house 
here, huh? See, I don’t want to buy a house here, though, because um I should be moving into the 
governor’s mansion once we get married. I’ll go to sleep at my guild and then come back here. 
To the cheating board, you go. How dare you? Oh, you know what? I did level up either. Oh, my health and my physique are up now. [Music] I’m even bigger. Where’s my bed? This my bed. I can’t sleep in it. I can’t use this bed. Oh, I got a new shirt or a tattoo. How come I can’t use this bed? [Music] Oh, you’re Oh my god, you’re 
right. No, I haven’t yet. I haven’t [Music] It was like 422. Yeah, I think it was a 
It was like physique. I think it’s the same order that I buy them in, like top 
to bottom, but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m pretty sure I got the other 
two up too. I just haven’t done   the other one the four four or five times yet. Please. Where’s the shopkeeper? Very good to see you. A hero’s 
all right. Oh, you think Reaper? Oh, that’ll be Reaper over there. 
There’s so many hearts near here. No. What? No. The man is a witch. A witch. 
How dare he talk about my wife like that? Oh, okay. [Music] So, I think I need like three more 
physique and then one more toughness then. Okay. [Music] Oh my gosh. [Music] [Music] I’m going to go to the Temple of Ao. 
Wait, just let me fly. Let me just go. Do you remember where I was at too to pull it? [Music] I’ll be back once it’s daytime. It might be the temple I’m headed 
to right now. Actually, [Music] if you can hurt my face with an arrow. [Music] [Music] Call that strength. 
I’ve seen tougher ducklings. Call that. I’ve seen tougher. I 
either need a stronger crossbow or more strength. [Music] to you. Oh, hi. No, don’t. Oh, jeez. Nope. I’m good. Goodbye. Nope. Not dealing with it. Not dealing 
with it. I’ve decided against it. Goodbye. Is this the temple? Oh, no. I 
think this is the other way. Wrong way. Did Did I have a 
halo pop up above my head? I thought I saw a halo like Oh, look. [Music]   What was the one that said 
I needed to shine bright to   open the demon door? I am a goodie two shoes. I am. That’s me. The goodie two shoes. It is up here. The sword’s right here. Let’s 
try again. I I’m I’m pretty sure I still need some more on physique, though. So, I guess 
I’ll just focus it. Great stuff. Wonderful. All right, guy. [Music] Worshipfulness. All right, guy. Let me have 
a turn. Okay, you know what? Fine. Need a good sword to fight beside you. 
Welcome to the Temple of Light. those who bestow generous debt. [Music] Uhoh, I just talked to 
this guy. Now it’s frozen, I think. The font Your donation is ready. Need a good sword to fight inside you. No,   I don’t want it. You keep asking me 
and I said, “Nay, I don’t want it.” He did. He had to think about it. Get off the damn sword. Yes. Wonderful. 
Wonderful. Oh, yes. Roy, wait your turn. [Music] They said wait my turn. And I did kiss my ass at   the guy. Fingers crossed. Let’s see 
what the hero can do. [Music] All right. Still a little more 
unlucky hero. Maybe next time. You don’t look strong enough to 
me. Better luck next time, [Music] jerks. I think daytime’s coming, though. 
[Music] Jerk wats making fun of me. They giggled. Did you see that? I should have murdered 
them all. But I can’t cuz I’m getting two shoes. You did? Oh my god. Just take 
them all out. They’re like,   “Why’ you call me? Why you 
save me?” Stab. Stab. Stab. I feel like I should go flirt with the 
Lady Gray at least once while we wait. Oh, it’s Oh, hi. Hey, I don’t know if she liked that 
or not. Maybe if I do it again. Crotch grab. What’s the co-ac dance? 
Practicing. Hey, keep practicing. Okay. Did you also marry the lady gray each time? Everyone’s doors are closed. What am I to do? They don’t want you to know the truth. I hear people snoring in there. man. [Music] Maybe if I go do a main quest or something. 
Wait, so why did I need to do that? [Music] Oh, I see. Yeah, it kept saying like 
contact the god of Avo. Can I do that from lookout point to orchard farm inside the Greyhouse? Okay. Oh, really? [Music] [Music] I married her in 
every in every game I could. [Music] Especially when you can bring her 
back cuz like you’re hundred years or like years after she’s dead. Oh yeah, 
let me bring her back as a zombie. So, you finally met Jack of Blades. I met him 
long ago, of course, when he burned down our home and cut out my eyes. But he wasn’t lying 
when he said he knew where mother was. He’s kept her in Bargate Prison ever since the night 
of the raid. I haven’t been able to get inside, but the archaeologist knows of an ancient 
secret passage. You’ve met him already, haven’t you? Jack’s creatures are still 
after him, just like they’re after me. Yeah, I can’t stay here much longer. I’ve left the 
details in a quest card at the guild. You have to get Mother out. She’s the only one who knows how 
to reach the sword. You did read the book I sent, didn’t you? The sword is everything, and 
it could turn the world to nothing. Oh, and mother has a gift for you, too. 
more power than you can imagine. Sister, is she gone already? What the heck? Why? Why are there zombies? Why ask why? tattoos. Hey, listen. Hey, DM can wait. Okie dokie. Oh, nice. I’m a big boy. What? In here? Oh, there’s a door. [Music] [Music] No, I hate these things. Let me kill you. There we go. Stop it. Yeah, they’re terrible. No. Oh, come on. These freaking hobs. Freaking hops. No. Go. Wait.   Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 
Wait. Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait 
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait   wait wait wait wait wait. Come on down. Got it. Oh my gosh. Okay. I did 
it. Single men not allowed. You need a ball and change. A posh one with a title. So I need to marry the lady. Great. Okay. Back to power stone. [Music] Oh, it’s open. It’s open. Time to 
win my lady’s heart. Great. Nice. You’re sure to find something to suit you. Yep. I bought all of them. And I’m going to 
buy a wedding ring just in case. Goodbye. Just in case. You never know. Maybe 
we’ll hit it off within 5 minutes. you. Hello, my lady. Oh, that’s beautiful. I knew you’d have a 
romantic soul. Not like some heroes. Of course, a woman in my position can’t marry into poverty.   The very least one can expect is that 
a man will have his own house. Okay, that’s what I mean by that. You don’t own a 
house. What are you? Some kind of vagrant? I’ll be back. Hello, my lady. 
You’re my butterfly sugar, baby. Nice to see you, sir. 
I’m doing a house, guys. Welcome back to the 2000s. That’s 
right. I have to buy a house. Do I have enough for this house? I don’t mind if I have to buy 
a house just to get Is there a cheap house? Maybe. Cuz I plan on 
moving into the mayor’s mansion. This is a pretty nice house. 
You have yourself a nice [Music] I also improve. Oh, I should have 
pro. What? Oh, am I renting it out? There we go. I can rent it out, 
though. Look how pretty I made it. I should have probably looked at it before I 
furnished it, but it’s very pretty. Look at it.   Now I can bang people in here. Maybe. Let’s 
test it. I’m sure the lady gray won’t mind. [Music] Not you. Hello. Hooray. Oh, oh, oh. 
Right, right. Hooray. Just a trim or something. I’ll be right there. Follow 
me. Barership. Barberhop lady. [Music] [Music] [Music] Where is she? Is she downstairs? Come on. Come to me. Hello. Can we go to the inn? To the inn. Let’s get on with an adventure. You busy later. It didn’t work. Well, dang. Oh, you know 
what? I think you have to keep flirting with them until they say, “Hey, you want 
to go somewhere?” She came back over here,   though. Dang it. Well, that’s 
okay. Time to get married. You’re invincible, boy. He’s so close to me. I can 
almost touch him. Don’t touch me. Come on. Don’t touch me. They call you Reaper, don’t they? Yeah, 
I’m the Reaper. You better do this to be Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oops. Wait. Thanks, hero. It 
was fun. Hooray. She said this is dull. She was still following me. 
Did she sit and watch me sleep? My lady, I have procured a house. I’m so pleased 
to hear you have a house. I wouldn’t want to think you wanted to marry for the money. Would you 
do something heroic for me now? A while ago, I lost a necklace. It is most precious to 
me. Perhaps you could investigate round town. Someone must know its whereabouts. 
Have a nice visit, right? The caring. All right. It looks like odds are coming in 
soon, so we’ll pause once I ask. There’s talk going around that the lady’s looking to marry. 
Wouldn’t like to be in the poor fool’s shoes.   I can tell you there’s something not right about 
her. Did you know her sister disappeared without a trace? She was last seen at the gray house. 
No one knows what happened. He looks all right. Wow. Have you talked to the mayor yet? Yes. I 
was trying to ask him. [Music] The the weird minions are getting away. Hooray. What? I need 
a wedding ring, I think. No, reaper over there. I was just trying to bang. I’m sorry. Yeah, I’m trying to find the neck. You really 
are devoted to the lady, aren’t you? Yes. Well,   if she’s looking for information, you should 
talk to some of the men around the town. Really? They have such north. You think they’d have 
The mayor is a witch. A witch. Smoke Reaper, please tell me you’ve recovered your senses. 
Will you help me now? No. Oh no. Rapids, don’t tell me they’ve got to you as well. They’ve 
got to me. She was using some sort of spell. I’m not crazy. The truth wants to be free. I said I’m 
back. I’m back. I better go to sleep. To death for speaking. ads are going to start pretty soon, but 
I’m going to I’m just going to run to the other   town to or to my house to sleep real quick. Make 
this daytime. You’re not going to miss anything. If there is a chance you could bid 
so they all possible kitten ads. [Music] Wait, I could buy this building for 1,600.6,000. I’m now renting it. Oh no. Did I Is it cuz I accidentally 
got her stuck in the other area? Wait, does that mean I can kill everybody in 
this town and then rent out the houses? [Music] I sleep. Okay, let me get back to Stop it. You’re invincible. That’s hilarious. They call you Reaper, don’t they? Wow. It looks like you can just make them 
move it to Bower Stone North, though,   but that they just kind of get 
stuck there. I’m pretty sure she’s still stuck there. I feel 
kind of bad. Oh no, she’s gone. Hi, Mega. Welcome in. Happy Monday. Hope 
you’re having a fantastic day today. [Music] Let’s go. [Music] B. Hey, I know. I I feel like this 
whole year went by really quick. It It feels like it just turned 2025 to me. That’s completed. Welcome 
back, friends. Welcome back. So, you’ve heard about her sister, too, 
huh? Seems that no one is quite sure of   our mayor’s history. Did you know she wears 
a sister’s necklace all the time? Oh my gosh. Is that where the necklace went? Have a good day. [Music] Greetings. 
Oh, so the necklace belonged to the lady’s late sister. She don’t wear 
it no more. I heard it was stolen. Son by who? Wow. You’re sure 
to find something to suit you. [Music] Well met to you again, sir. You 
should give Chase those arms. Wonderful. Okay, I’m not crazy. He looks all right. Thanks. 
Not this guy. Hello. Oh, you. No. Is there another person at this 
house? Tear the wall from your eyes. Stolen. Yeah, heard that. But did 
you know he’s been singing Oak Veil?   I bet it’s still there somewhere. Oakville. 
Wonderful. Well met to you again, sir. Okay. Yeah, it’s cool. I didn’t want to teleport 
anyway. Nymph sightings. It all here. We go. [Music] Like, who goes all the way over here, 
steals it? They go. Well, guess that makes more sense. You wouldn’t really want to steal 
it if you’re if you live close by. [Music] We got it. My way. No. My turns. I’ll take 
your Well, that’s your coin golf. Play it here. I’m trying to Oh, you. Hi, Whisper. Hey, it’s 
you. Want a drink? I’m glad you came. I wanted to talk to you before I go. You hadn’t 
heard I’m leaving the guild. My brother wanted me to be a great hero, but well, you 
were always one step ahead of me. I had to work so hard to live up to his expectations. 
But you always made everything seem easy. It wasn’t until you spared my life in the arena 
that I realized how jealous I was of you. And what a good friend you’ve been. I’m sorry I 
was so tough on you in training. The truth is, you’ve always been the better hero. 
Just don’t tell my brother I said that. [Music] A you don’t got to leave over that though. 
All right. Where’s this freaking necklace? You can count down the days. I see you again. Hey, over here. Why? Ah, it’s you, Reaper. We 
could use the helper. Of course. I was hoping for someone like Thunder to come along, 
but I suppose you we’ve been tracking a   well-known assassin. We found out he’s hiding 
out around Twin Blades tent in the bandit camp. Hey, of course we’d never be able 
to get in, but it shouldn’t be a   problem for a reasonful hero such as 
yourself. Huh? This is a matters 1,00. Splendid. You’ll receive your Yeah. Yeah. Why are they even 
hanging out back here anyway? Hooray. Thank you. How dare you? How about a wedding ring for my finger? Eh, no. Need a good sword to fight beside you? No. [Music] My sweetheart. My sweetheart, she said. Hello. Oh, hello. Can I ask you a personal 
question? Have you ever tried blue mushrooms? I shared one with this guy in the guild woods 
the other night, and it was just amazing. I’ve never connected with someone like that 
before. I wonder if it was the same for him. Oh, Sirill. He was so sweet. But how do I 
know what we felt was real? I don’t know. Boil water before drinking. You do you know I’m a hero. Can you help? Oh, a 
hero. I run a harmless little chicken contest down on the some deceased chicken fancier. No doubt. 
The thing is he’s scaring all my punters away. You couldn’t, you know, work some of your hero 
magic and get rid of him, could you? My gosh. [Music] Yeah, it looks really pretty. Oh, he’s a ghost. At long last, a kind soul who doesn’t flee at the 
sight of me. I have placed this forsaken beach for so many years. Could it be that you be sent by 
the gods to lift me from my fierce torment? Maybe. Yes. My spirit dwells at the bottom of the sea. A 
and my poor wife is left a destitute. Holy [ __ ] Why you copy me, bro? I love it. What do you 
mean? Thanks for the invite. I can’t invite you. must have seen. It may shock you to learn, dear 
friend, that I had a small side business in piracy. Guys, go check out Warfully Plunder. 
He’s amazing. Next to the Jester Beach. This guy. If you want to use a spade to dig it up 
and give it my wife, I will reward you with plentiful riches. You old sea dog. If you be 
in need of a spade, they be sold in town. Okay. What do you mean pro on Fable? Well, I miss 
you, too. Borderlands forest, but it’s so fun. You got rid of that ghost yet? 
No. God, give me some time. My heart skips a beat. Hooray. Would you be keen 
to get me a wedding? I need a wedding ring. I think that’ll be over. I have no idea who to talk 
to about this. Need a good to fight beside you. They’re all calling me. Hooray. I’m surviving. I’m so sorry. I could just die. I 
always believed in return. Oh my god. Judge enemy stronghold. No survivors. Oh, this 
is the Oh. Oh. Oh no. Ah, everything’s closing. Can I go to sleep in the tavern or they’re 
going to kick me out? Ready to help a cider crate. Buying and selling from different shopkeepers and wandering traders is a good 
way to make a profit. Oh, right. So, I just It’s basically like someie 
trade between the shops to earn themselves gold, you know. Yes. I’d like to use your bed. Oh, I say there you go. My dearest ever dreamed of Oh no, it’s still dark. Why are they all up here? The whole 
town’s up here. Yeah. What the heck? Let me sleep again. Why can’t I sleep again? 
Get me a drink. There we go. Drink. [Music] There you go. No privacy. [Music] Hi. I think we can do a special offer for you, sir. The sock method. [Music] You should give chase those horrible minion   things. Have a nice visit. I did 
it. Well, what do you mean PvP? Oh, you mean your your baby with this? Yeah. Oh, wait. Wait. I returned from 
the Welcome back. How many bites did you touch? [Music] the hero known as Okay. Seven cheeks. Oh, nice. Lady Grace Necklace, who definitely 
probably belongs to her deceased sister. He was a bad doctor. No. Oh, I found it. Okay. Where’s that graveyard 
again? Where’s that dude who’s like standing right next to the graveyard? Was it this way? [Music] 
No, I’m not looking for console commands. Oh, yeah. He’s right here. A good sword to fight 
beside you. Wait, this was it. Oh, no, it is. Is this the wrong graveyard? Fight beside you.   Hooray. Maybe it was on the other side. 
It was that one over here, wasn’t it? Wonderful. Is it? Oh, no. These were farms. Where’s the graveyard? [Music] and the right path that leads to the top. It says it’s like the memorial go. What? 
It’s like the memorial gardens. It said I can’t stop thinking about you. Fair play. 
Hooray. Yeah. Hooray. No, the the memorial gardens is not sword to fight beside you. It’s not here. Oh, it is inside though. Okay. [Music] Right. So, let’s go over it one more time. 
I’ve buried it between the two boats on the beach. A nice little spot. Right. We’ll 
lie low for a few days to avoid detection by the bow stone guards. What if someone 
finds it in that time? No one will think of looking for it there. You’d better be right. 
Patience. It’ll all be fine. Easy gold. K did. He’s coming. Right. Act normal. My 
god. to act normal. Yeah. Okay. Do a fantastic job so far. Yes, I do. [Music] Are you suggesting coconuts 
migrate? Yes. Between the two boats. hero. Wait. Oh, not here. There should be like a Oh, maybe over here. Should be like a a indicator that pops up. Oh. Oh, yeah. Do you? Okay. So, I’m not seeing it here. It’s near a beach, though, so it 
might be the other side. Maybe. It’s not going to let me go past that. 
Okay. I hate how the music stops down here. So you are reaper. [Music] Reaper. [Music] You got rid of that ghost yet? Wish he’d stop bugging me about that damn 
ghost. Oh no, there’s no boats down here either. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. I wasn’t 
[ __ ] ready for that [ __ ] I thought that was over there. 
That scared you, too. Okay. It is on that side. It’s just for some reason it’s   not popping up. Ghost yet? 
No. Stupid. You chill. Oops. Need a good sword to fight beside you? No. [Music] So that’s all. [Music] ring. Right. So, let’s go over it one more time. I’ve 
buried it between the two boats on the beach. A nice different spot. Right. We’ll lie low for 
a few days to avoid detection by the boat just in case it didn’t trigger or something cuz it 
was right next to those same boats. No one will think of looking for it there. You’d better be 
right. Patience. It’ll all be fine. Easy gold. Robert Cowie loved to death. He 
slept with nymphs. They stole his   breath. What was that? I think a bandit 
raid victim charred beyond recognition. The infamous poet M. Hill gorged 
on too many words and had his fill. You’re standing on my head. All work and no play is apparently the way 
the world works. Hzo says I’m dead happy now. Study and decomposition. A bandit 
raid victim chart beyond recognition. Nymphs, have a good night, Ginger. Sleep well. See you later. Rack the Archer made it to the 
third round of the arena. Karita Corita Gown died before the divorce could be finalized. 
Oh, or when Gina’s wife and paid the price. Wait, was that the couple? [Music] Thank you for reading this grave. Now boo her off. The mad painter of Finini.   strangled it by his own hair. Mr. K Dunn dead at 
two gold per word. That’s all you get. Oh my god. Anyone want to swap places? Here lies Pete who 
left his meat. A feast for worms his flesh they eat. Name unknown. This traveling trader was 
passing through Oakville on the night of the   raid. D. Carter ever convinced there is life be 
before death gave his life to Albian may live. gold pieces. Right. So, let’s go over it one more 
time. I’ve buried it between the two boats on the beach. Okay. This guy Yeti with the 37.3 
sub. Let’s try it again. Let’s try it again. Well, this is loading. Complimentary 
hearts. Hot what? Hot dogs. Thank you so much for the support. Let’s go. 
You got the giant banana this this month. Where are we trying? So, I’m I’m 
still trying to dig this stupid ring uh necklace up from the beach so I 
could give it to the lady gray. [Music] I had to find out where it was at. You’re 
on a nanner. I had to find out where it was   at. It says between the two boats, which 
is supposed to be these two boats. Like, I did see a spade thing pop 
up. Do I need to equip it? Help. I found it. Okay. Well, let’s go. Let’s go back to Bower Stone so I can proclaim 
my love and we can get married. Have a nice visit. You have a nice visit. [Music] Going to the chapel and 
we’re going to get married. Have a pleas. I don’t believe it. My necklace. 
I thought I’d never see it again. You continue to prove yourself a most deserving suitor. But 
you are not the only arena winner who seeks my hand. No doubt you have heard of Thunder. It’s 
quite bewildering to have two such fine suitors. Now, if you could prove yourself a better 
man than he, perhaps in a battle, things would certainly seem clearer. I’ll be waiting 
for the winner in the gardens. Best of luck. Now, she wants me to go fight him. Challenge Thunder at Bowerstone 
Jail. Okay. Okie dokie. If it’s a battle the Lady Gray wants, it’s a 
battle the Lady Gray gets. [Music] Oh yeah. Abductions nymph. No, she’s pretty evil though. So, you think you can beat me, farm 
boy? You think your victory in the arena makes you worthy? The lady is 
mine. Meet me at the executioner’s block on the hill. I can think 
of no better place to kill you. Yeah, if it helps. This 
guy’s kind of a [ __ ] too. Maybe I can fix her. Wait, where’s the executioner’s block? Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I can’t either. I was trying to 
type earlier. I was like, “Oh my god.” Oh, piercing augment, you say? That sounds like a like a bow augment moisty. Moisty Monday. Yeah, cuz 
Lady Gray makes me moist. I Oh, we’re not going to blow that one up. I’ve never put up this way. Whoa. What the [ __ ] Why is it all haunted over here? Judge enemy struggle. Leave no survival. [Music] Okay. Why would nothing absolutely nothing? I thought wasps were coming in. Ed from from uh the shot of the 
dead. Is that you got red on you, Lady Gray? Evil just bow her hard enough. 
She forgets. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. [Music] Yes. Oh. Yeah, his head popped off. Ow. Headman’s hill. Okay. Time to fight him to the death 
for the Lady Gray’s hand. Low. Is the Lady Gray here to watch? 
Execution. No fanboy is going to beat me. Not even a friend of whispers. Oh, you 
really want the Lady Gray really bad, don’t you? Oo. Oh dear. [Applause] Come on, hero. Oh, it’s only doing like one damage to him. Ooh. Okay. Oh, come on. If it weren’t for the target. Oh, come on. Oops. Yeah. Ooh. Okay. got crap. If I can’t have her, no one else can. Can you see them? Are they 
still alive? You fight bravely, but Lady Gray is mine. And I won’t give her 
up. You hear this crap? If I can’t have her, no, I can’t. Doesn’t that usually mean you 
just end up killing her instead? I could. Okay. Okay. Please. Yeah, right. No, please. Okay, please. I’ll try to zap him. [ __ ] Hey. Hey. Oh, please. Please. You think you can steal her heart just by killing 
me? The lady loves me. He’s going in the cave. Oh, look. There’s the only by defeating another hero in combat 
will I open for you. Got that? I mean, how simple are you? What the heck? 
Fine. I’m We’re going. Jesus. So, I basically have to do all this anyway just to 
open that door. Looks like this is where it ends. [Music] Oh jeez. Oh jeez. [Music] Whoa. Come on. Oh jeez. Whisper chooses her friends well. 
No one has defeated me before. And now the lady is yours. Leave me alone now. I win. The lady gray is mine. Yeah, it’s 
Whisper’s brother. The one who was talking [ __ ] earlier like, “Come 
on, Whisper. You going to open for me now?” I’m not best pleased with that mess. 
Still fair dues. Nip on through. Let’s Oh, yeah. It was a a silver chest. It required 
15 keys. I think I only still have one. Yeah. What? Oh, I see. It’s the only way to get out of 
the All right, time to go back to Power Stone. Yeah. What the hell? The lady gray. I have one. Now we 
must get married. You love me now, right? You love me more than that. Do you wish to marry late? Yes. My hero. 
I heard what happened. No one could have proven themselves. I’m so happy. I must make 
the arrangements for the wedding at once. And if you so much as look at another woman before 
then, I shall have her pretty head chopped off. Oh my. And so the hero married [Music] Yeah. And for one day at least, the troubles 
of a hard world were put aside. [Music] Yeah, exactly. I mean, she did say after. 
Okay. So now I can go start my herab,   right? A dowy. And now this is my house. Oh my lady, let us consummate. We cons we consummating my lady my lady. Oh yeah. Oh I have come to compensate. Where is my wife? Oh, yeah.   I don’t I don’t know where she went. Oh, there 
she is. Why is she on the other side of town? My sweet, why are you messing around over here when 
we should be in the bedroom? Hello, master. What a pleasant surprise. Just call me Mrs. Hero. 
Oh, you are so cute. What a nice chat. Hello. Hello, my wife. Hello there, husband. Oh, I can tell he’s one of 
us. Where’s she running to? Where’s the present? Yes. Oh, I guess I didn’t do it. Call me Mrs. Hero. 
So, you are Lady Gray. What? What’s this? I was giving you a black rose. You love them. Reaper. 
Any relation to Grim? No. Wait. Follow me. Reaper. Any relation to Grim? Follow. No, I’m far too important. 
Oh. Oh my god. Okay, but what about you? Just call me Mrs. Hero. Sorry. 
No, not you. I was trying to flirt to my wife. I’m trying to Yeah, she 
said no. Far far too important. Oh man. Greetings. Nice to see you again, 
sir. Why is she in here? [Music] Hey, can I interest you in something? 
I don’t know what I’d do without   you. You don’t want to? Just call 
me Mrs. Hero. You don’t want to? Oh, I thought she was following me. I was like,   “Oh, okay.” Nope. She’s spraying back 
home. Probably running to the bedroom. Um, maybe. I can’t believe we’re 
married. I touched. Thank you. Oh, wait. Gifts. Hold on. More 
gifts for you. Chocolates for   my lady. That’s so sweet of you. Oh, see, 
now she likes all the the regular stuff. [Music] That’s very nice. Thanks. Did you not 
like the sapphire? I can’t believe we’re married. Thank you. Now you’re going to follow me. [Music] Hey, I’m as happy as can be. Yeah. So, 
does that mean you’re going to follow me to the bedroom? I can’t believe we’re married 
to follow. No, I’m far too important. But, okay. What if nothing spoils all this? 
It’s a dangerous world we live in. Sexy hero pose. This is nice. Sexy together. So is there no way to to like the two of 
us? Enjoy yourself, won’t you? we live in. Hello there, husband. Okay. I turned 
around was like, here, insert yourself. Yeah, maybe I’ll try it later. 
Like when she’s in there. Maybe if I go to sleep, she’ll be 
in there. Cuz normally I thought you had to make them follow you to 
the bedroom and then you use it,   but didn’t work when I was trying to do 
that with the other lady. But maybe it’s cuz she didn’t want to until I put a ring 
on her finger, which I kind of get it. I’m going back to the bedroom and await 
you without any of my plate mail. Oh, I’m a super player. Can’t I just go to 
sleep in here? Can we not sleep? Okay. Hold on. Oh, wait. Okay, I guess I just had to keep like uh showering 
her with gifts and stuff, like the expensive ones. Yeah. And then when she turns green 
near her bedroom then then you can get what? Oh, now there’s a nice seems a nice enough guy. Hello. Your shirt points 
some. Why are there so many people here? Oh, I think I should be able to get you 
sword cuz we buried too. This one. Oh my god, it’s so expensive. The big boo. I want that great sword. Yeah. 69K. Ooh, that’s nice, too. [Music] Okay. Okay. What if I did this? [Music] assign to. Okay. Wait, did I not assign it? Oh, you are 
good to me. Haven’t you given me this? Hello there. Another one. Oh, so I can’t I can’t repeat. 
Okay. The hero known as Reaper. He’s a Nice man. We are happy together, aren’t we? Yes. Lots to do. I do love you. You old 
silly. Oh, thank you so much. Haven’t you given me this? Yes. What about this one? Nice to see you. Oh, that’s beautiful. Yeah, now. Now 
I shall flirt. Thank you. [Music] Hey, this is nice us being together. saw you. 
Okay, she’s she likes me now quite a bit, but like I I still need to get her. Okay, 
what if I She’s What if I make it night time? She’s got her now, right? She’s got to [Music] seems like it’s almost night time though. Oh, I wonder if I have to maybe 
I have to put this up for rent. I’m renting it out now. Wait, can I sleep in here while 
it’s rented out? Oh gosh. Oh, never mind. Yeah. Okay, now that I’m renting 
it, I wonder if I could use that other bed. Come on. What are they screaming about? up. Try to keep a list in my head like 
what I need to do after stream. I want to play Silent Hill so 
bad. Think about that game. All right. Do you think that besides eat? Yeah. 
Yeah. I uh I did laundry the other day. So, I haven’t put the clothes away. So, 
I think I need to do that first. I’ve just been I’ve been rushing so much lately 
cuz like, you know, I wake up and like when I wake up, I’m like, “Okay, I have some stuff I 
need to do for stream.” like upload yesterday’s   VOD first to YouTube and then um like make sure I 
have everything done and if I need to do anything like this morning I I uh open up my OBS and I 
uh set up to be able to do short streaming. So like anytime I do a YouTube stream I’m now able 
to like do it simultaneously like do the the regular view and then the shorts view because 
I was like yeah I don’t I’ll try it out. I’ve never tried the shorts streaming before. I’ve 
done Tik Tok. Um I like I I’ll try it out. But uh yeah, you had to get like a whole extension 
for it, set it up, and then you had to get like   a whole stream key for each I’ll figure 
it out at some point, but I got it mostly set up. I did that today. Why can’t I sleep 
here? Does that mean I have no marital home? I have no home period. I’m 
just okay. This is fine. And then like after that I’ll do yoga cuz 
it otherwise I’ll sit all day. I will sit all day and then uh then I work the the 
other job and then I I hop on street. I’ve been having a lot of fun 
doing these every day, though. And luckily, it feels like that Tylenol helped. Look, it’s night time. Hi, beautiful. Hello again, dearest. I hope nothing spoils all this. 
This winter will be a cold one. Hey, I’m as happy as can be. Hey, 
I do love you. You old silly. So, when are you going to go to sleep? I wonder. 
Sometimes it’s a dangerous world we live in. Hey, this is nice us being together. Oh, 
you like just hang out there waiting? I’m going to see if maybe 
she’ll finally follow me. [Music] Follow. No, I’m far too important. I’m 
still enjoy yourself, won’t you? Oh, you are good to me. Kitty ads. This 
Hello. Dangerous world we live in. I’m so upset. [Music] I am upset. I upset spaghetti. Just the two of us. Yeah. Hello. Is she Is she a night owl? She just likes 
the nighttime. I mean, I get it. I do, too. Oh, yeah. I wish there was like a wait command 
other than me telling people wait. We can hang out in here though while we wait 
for everyone else to come back from ads. Okay. Yeah. A lot of people said like,   “Oh, just keep gifting her then 
when you’re next to a bed.” No. Seb, I see in Discord they Oh, this pauses the 
game like fully, does it? When I tab out. Oh, I should have done that. Dang it. I was like, 
yeah, Discord. I was like, you found Mad Moxy. [Music] Zapper with your lighting. 
Wait, I don’t want to do that. Fan. It’s fan time. It’s morphin time. Weren’t they ma did they make a a Power Rangers 
beat him up game or were they making one ad complete? Welcome back, cutie pies. Power Rangers are currently on Fortnite. 
No, I thought they were doing like a beat   them up game. No. Or am I remembering wrong? 
Or was there like an old beat him up game? [Music] Okay, I misremembered. Was this the one? It came out December last year. Yeah, Rita’s Rewind. It looks like it didn’t get 
very good reviews, though. It looks like it’s mixed. It’s very bare bones, they said. Well, 
that sucks. Much better after a few patches. Not me. What I tell you about 
eating [ __ ] trash, baby. Whoa. I think the Power Rangers are playing 
music now. Stop that. Okay. All right. Well, we’re married. That seemed like 
she wants to cause a mate, though. So,   we’re just gonna I’ll keep trying later. 
Let’s do some actual quests, though. We’re there. She did it. [Music] Have a nice visit. Wait, where’d she go? 
She’s not on the map anymore. Is she inside? Where’d she go? Hey, Magic. Hey. Happy 
birthday. Happy birthday to you. I can’t do this. I was going to keep going. 
No, no, no. I can’t do it. Happy birthday to you. Been a while since you gave me a gift. 
Happy birthday, dear. The life I always dreamed of. Happy birthday to you. Oh, thank you so 
much. She’s like, it’s been together forever. You are so nice. I wonder sometimes this winter will be a cold one. I do love you. You old silly. Yeah, 
I’m as happy as Oh, that’s beautiful. Take all my gifts. The life I always haven’t you 
given me this. Oh my gosh. Yes. How happy we are. Oh, that’s Shall we retire to the budois? Yes. I 
suggest we relax on the bed. We did it. We did it. That’s all we get. But we did it. [Laughter] All that guild training certainly paid off. 
I do love you. There you are. Hey. Okay, there you go. And now I can’t ignore 
her. Goodbye. I’m just kidding. Where’s the hot coffee bud? Huh? What? [Music] Nope. Which is a-okay with me. Hi 
Fidel. Welcome in. Happy Monday. Murder with a twist. Chicken kicking competition. Oh, yeah. I was supposed to go 
back to the guild. Size. What size? [Music] [Music] Me. Rescue the 
archaeologist from Bower Stone Jail. Break the siege and not hold. Oh, is that the one that um I think that’s the word that she gave 
me. Huh? No, they’re calling me sus. How’s your Monday going? You are so All right, we’re getting down to the last 
uh 8 minutes on this timer. We’ll go ahead and start saving ending here. Okay, so 
then we’ll we can uh move the the rest   of the timer on over for tomorrow. Okay, we’ll 
add another 4 hours to stream timer tomorrow. Oh, I already saved it, huh? Oh, actually, let 
me go ahead and try to level up first. Thank you. I only have 34k, right? I haven’t 
really done much of anything other   than try to woo her. Okay, cool. 
Oops. No, not the achievements. Ah, rent money. You take care. All right, friends. I’m back again tomorrow. Um, 
I’ll let I’ll let you guys know at the Discord the time. Should be should be a little earlier 
than today. We’ll see, though. I’ll let you know. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The lady great. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, if you guys ever want to see the the times though and like the, you know, 
schedule whenever YouTube videos come up or hang out during movie nights, uh, join the Discord. 
We have we have a bunch of channels in there can hang out. Uh, we have a lot of gamers in there as 
well. If you’re looking for parties to play with, definitely go there. Um, also if you have like 
horror game suggestions or retro game suggestions   for later uh when we’re done with this event this 
month, definitely throw them in the channels. And uh if if you want any YouTube channels to go 
to, we have a gaming channel, react channel,   and a clips channel. Clips channel. We uh 
host all of our Twitch VODs over there. Um, also on the gaming channel, we’re currently going 
through Death Stranding 2, and I was using it for   the past couple of days to streams of Borderlands 
4 uh over the weekend. And I I I I do plan on trying to stream there a little more often um on 
off days or like uh whenever we uh a stream ends earlier, something do that mostly on off days. All 
right? cuz when we go back to our normal schedule starting October, probably probably on a Sunday 
or Monday. We’ll see. I do want to stream there more though, especially to play more Borderlands. 
You too have a great night. All right, friends. To everyone who hung out, lurked, raided in, thank 
you so much for being here. I really appreciate   all of you. You guys are amazing. Thank you. Thank 
you. You guys really light up my life. Thank you. Um, and to everyone who resub gifted sub, gave 
bitties, messed with Tangia, messed with blurp,   sat through ads, and hung out in chat. Thank you 
guys so much for helping keep the show full time. I literally couldn’t do it without you. And we’ve 
been running for over eight years now because   of you. Cuz you guys are amazing. All right, you 
have a good night. See y’all later. Drink water. I love you guys. Make sure to drive safe if you 
have to go drive anywhere, but especially drink water. Okay. All right. Goodbye. Goodbye now. 
So long. Mario chill. They’re pulling food bar right after the food bar. You know food bar. Get 
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