Can Bobby Fairways Break 80 At Tiger Woods’ Golf Course?
Tiger Woods Golf Course, Payne’s Valley, and the Kid Break 80. Just for the record, we did a fireball challenge yesterday and I am I am hurt. We need everything to go right and everything is wrong right now, guys. Hung over as [ __ ] This would be one of the more shocking things if this happens. Didn’t sleep. We got bagged up real bad. This is one of the most unlikely things that has ever occurred on this earth. This is like if a dinosaur just walked out of the woods on 12, just like a T-Rex was just back. That’s what this would be. It’s not the right environment, but this could be one of those where it’s just like, “Oh my god, he’s actually playing so much better.” Doubt it. But we’re going to give it everything we got. I am rooting for him. I don’t want him I don’t want this to come off the way it’s probably coming off. I want it. I just don’t see it. You think your focus is going to be any better with that clown jet? Yeah. Jet said he wanted to ride in the car. Last night was a fireball was insanity. Said that he wanted to talk me through it that he wanted to crack at it. FP’s obviously going to guide through the course. But do you think non-stop bits all day is where your head needs to be to break this thing? Probably not. He got me in a good point where I I didn’t care. I did not care. I’m sitting in the car with Bob because everybody’s had their shot with him. There’s a lot of discourse. Oh my god. I’m going to try to be there for you today from the rocks. Do you think Jet has what it [ __ ] takes to No, I don’t. Do you think he wants to balls? I think he should. Boy, I hope he doesn’t. All right, folks. Big Cedar Lodge, Payne’s Valley, Tiger Woods Design, break 80 special one. A lot of green. Lot of green out there today. Yums. [Music] Oh, what a start. That should be great. Yep. Very nice. Smoothies all day, dude. Tub was saying in the lobby, which is true, just with how banged up I am, you’re probably going to get some smoother, slower swings, which is what I need. Do I believe the things I said to him in the lobby? Well, I think there is some truth to it. I do think so. A lot of people are saying that this this series has some some big time longevity. It’s going to be like MASH, like 44 seasons. This is going to go longer than the Sopranos, dude. This is going to be longer than full house. Yeah. Might end the same way as the Sopranos. Yo, I think sometimes people come out here and they’re so giddy for a round of golf and they’re so so so jacked up that they don’t swing their swing. I think it is possible that he’s so hung over and so tired that he could he could sink a little bit more into a comfortable swing. That’s how I play. It’s when I play my best golf. Yeah, there you go. That’s what I’m what I’m not feeling well. And if it’s true for you, it must be true for me. Wow. The thing with this Brano is I’m going to take heat for this. Everyone’s like, “Oh, you just got to get past the first two seasons.” It’s like, well, two seasons is a lot of my time. Yo, did I lose my rangefinder? Oh my god. Oh my god. You don’t have your rangefinder. No. Oh my god. The cart has one. Oh my god. Somewhere else. You got to be [ __ ] kidding me, man. Oh, I don’t have a rangefinder. Things just got harder. Pace it off, dude. Down. Green’s off. No. This is tough. Bob, I’d love to see a 175 shot out of you here. Sure. Let’s just go get breakfast. Cut. That’s a great swing. Good number. Yeah. Yeah. Good number, St. Baby. [ __ ] yeah, dude. [ __ ] Yeah, bro. Every like almost every shot has been great and I score fine cuz there’s no breakfast ball. Yeah. So, usually happens in my head breakfast ball, which maybe that’s a better mindset like you don’t have breakfast ball or you want to have breakfast ball in regular rounds. Sure. Thanks for your support. I’m trying to just keep him in a good head space. Just don’t go to Bitland. That’s where you’re going to lose them. You don’t like Bitland? No, I like I like Bitland. You don’t break 80 with Bit. Hey, Bob. What’s the deal with airline food? Oh my god. I thought I was right there. You do not have a rangefinder coming off right off that hill. Lee, no. I I disagree with that myself there. No, with yourself. With myself. You see this cut line? I saw it by that mark. I like the cut line like even with that. So, a little bit outside Jensen. Sit a little. Sit a little. Hold it. Just pulled it. Not terrible. Certainly not good. If we told Caty, “Hey, he’s about to break a 80.” I think he would leave his child. Come on. [ __ ] hit this, man. It’s a bit early early little 8-footer for par. Little knee knocker. The thing is if Fibogus, he’s just got a birdie. Another one. He buys that bag. It’s like a mortgage. Yeah, it’s like a wheel of fortune. Like I’d like to buy a Val. I’d like to buy a birdie. No, you’ve racked up enough bogeies. Solve the puzzle. [Music] Oh my god. Oh, he just caught it, dude. I saw the back of your shorts move. I saw it shift. I only wear belts made by Greg Norman. And now Greg Norman calls me his hero. He wears big tickets. That’s a disappointing three putt from Babo. Yeah, I I can’t have that early. You can’t have three putts. All right, Babo, we got to bounce back from here. Don’t let that bogey stick in your head. Let’s go. Let’s go get a par birdie here. Middle of the green. [Music] Okay, be there. Get get All right, guys. It’s a good lead. Yeah, I’m fine with that. Okay. Oh, I just hit my head. Oh. Oh, that [ __ ] hurt. Good leave on the on that right side. It’s This is It’s a good spot. All right, Bob. Up the hill kind of goes right. It should go back left. I think most of it’s this way. Good putt. Got to have this, man. Started off right. No. Oh my god. That’s just such a killer, man. Hold it. Yeah, I sure did. God damn it. Bogey bogey. [ __ ] It’s up to you what you want to hit. If you want driver, probably can’t get into that green green front bunker. And you can carry this bunker on the right. Okay. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Oh, no. It’s short of it. Thought for sure that was going in there. You all right? I have like diagnosed OCD. The reason partly I don’t like getting new shoes, I I get anal about like grass, mud, and [ __ ] on on the new stuff. And what do you think Joey D is doing right now? complaining, dude. His baby has a full set of hair. I know. That was wild. It’s the most Joey D thing to happen of all. He’s got more hair than me. It was wild. Cute kid. Yeah, he’ll tell you about it. Do that. Does that help? No, I tried. But you’re a good guy for trying. I tried. All I could do is try. And that’s what’s made that’s what friends are made of. No, it’s going to be a fun little stand. That’s what Joey saying. You’re fine, Bob. Go ball. I’m [ __ ] [Music] Damn it. Damn. Up and down for par. These are the moments he needs you. This is what being in the cart’s all about. I’m just doing bits. Come on, Bob. Yo, if you had to give one tip for everybody out there trying to break 80. What would you give them? Short game putting. Got to get up and down. Can’t three putt. Doesn’t happen on the range. It happens at the putting green. Short game practice facility. You get rid of three putts and you pretty much get up and down from everywhere, you’re going to shoot a good score. [Music] Come on down. All right. Can’t be doing this for too long. Right to left. Maybe cup out. Sure. Going to stop moving that way kind of when it gets to the hole. May be able to tighten that up a little bit cuz you got to hit it hard. You think about that bison dog. I’m not That’s not for me. You not had them. Oh, you need hot dogs? Nah. No. Wow. Not for me. Oh, was the cut. [ __ ] My first read was right. Thought it would stop breaking at the hole. Yeah, I feel good. It’s just the scores just are not there. I got to You got to two putt those first ones. That shot there. Not a great start. Bogey bogey bog. I I mean, obviously there’s a lot of things you can fixate with this game, but I think even more than the putting, I think this guy’s going to save himself a lot of strokes once he gets more comfortable with the wedge. Of course. I mean, the whole game is 100 yards in, right? And if you can, you know, limit your strokes in that range, that that’s where you that’s where you see it. That’s where you score. I think a great wedge player is one of the sexiest parts of golf. It is hot. When you see someone [ __ ] just spinning [ __ ] and Yeah. I think it’s the coolest. I think it’s the coolest part of golf. Being a great iron wedge player. I think it’s cooler than woods drivers and putting. I mean, I don’t disagree with you. Buddies, are you gooning? What exactly does goonan just jerking off or is it edging? Gooning is not edging. Edging is a part of jerking off. Gooning is just constantly [ __ ] beating it. You think you guys think I live in a bit? I’m washed compared to this guy with the new age bits. Like I would I wouldn’t say that to yourself, dude. You’re hanging around, dude. You’re like Jamie Moyer. He’s not the same meme he was growing junk. His old stuff can get him by, though. He’s still got some good memes in that game. [Music] Yep. It’s fine. Sit down. Don’t you dare. Sit just a little. Sit just a little. It’s possible it’s short. Five. Big bounce. Roxan, I did a video where I was talking about gooning like crab rangon. It’s goon season. I know. I saw people. It was a tough day, man. I had no idea. And I do love a good crab rangoon. You don’t have to go in the red light. That was your worst nightmare. What took place? Yeah. And the waiter just walked over. So, I had a r a crab rangoon and it squirted all over the place when I took a bite of it when the waiter just looked. It was a nice place. Correct. And the waiter just like looked at me. He walked over, took my cup and left. Relaxing. You don’t have to wear that dress tonight. He was just disgusted. Well, yeah. It just it all dripped all in the cup. Then you had like the cream and I was trying to like clean it and he was just like piling out of it. Walk the streets for money. You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right. Rox cutsy replied, “Kid’s [ __ ] He’s going to sink like a stone after six shots about me yesterday on the Bob does sports store. cuz we’re up to something. We’re up to something. Come on me. Just out of your angle. The thing about later is is it’s actually right now. It’s actually right now. Seconds later. Yes. The weird thing about later is it happens to be right now. Yeah. Later is so close to now, you wouldn’t even believe it. Later is closer to like having already been done than it is to later. Mhm. To even later. Later is closer than to being the ba the past than it is quite far in the future. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s get a [ __ ] birdie. This is it. [ __ ] yeah, dude. This is the first birdie. I have got to Your putting’s been great recently. You make like And when you line up for like a six, sevenfooter, they’re they’re going in recently. Besides that recent threefooter, but you are right. Wow. And after all that, after all that. [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. This is so important. It’s not even funny. Like, honestly, this is I mean, we got to make cuts like this today. See, the thing about a bison dog is that it’s not a hot dog at all. What is it? It’s made of bison. It’s real meat for real men. I’ll have two. The cup looks like it’s pitched in a left to right manner, but it really everything should be coming off of this left edge at most. Okay. Inside left. No, I drilled it. Hard to even tell cuz I hit it so hard. Thank god. Really nice putt. On the board with the par. That’s great. Hey, guess what daddy did? So, you mean to tell me that if I do break 80, I won’t be fulfilled? You’ll be happy. You’ll be excited. You’ll be grateful. I fulfilled. No, you won’t be fulfilled. Daddy’s home. That’s like a fleeting thing. Like, you break 80 and then like you got to break 70. Like, you have a kid. You have the kid. You know what’s the next round up? Hey, guess what daddy did? Daddy got on in two on a par five. I think there’s a lot of goals in life that you can have where if you hit the goal, you realize that, okay, now it’s the next thing. Daddy’s home. Hey, Jeff. How you doing, Pete? Uh, been better, Jay. You’ve been better, Pete. Yeah, just it’s muggy out here. Jack, are you looking for a bison dog? Pee, I’m going to have two. Jay, I like that pee. Can I flirt with three, Jack? Okay, boy. Just It’s a good golf swing. Focus on a good swing. Yes, ball. That’s funny. Yeah. Yeah, there. Oh. Oh, so close. Oh, so close. Ah, left it a little out. Shoot. Gosh darn it, dude. That’s tough. Would have been really cool. Yums. Really would have. It hit the lip. It literally hit the top of the lip to where if that gets over, it rolls up and is in a pretty decent spot. Shoot. No. No. God damn it. Don’t have any more bogeies to give. Who put that bunker there? Damn you, Tiger. And your bunkers. Damn you, Tiger. God damn you, Roger. Roger. God damn you. Open it up. Slap the sand. Yeah. Not bad. Yeah, fine with that. Ain’t no thing there. It’s tight. It’s a grind. It’s a different type of feel to it. I am totally totally fine with that. Come on. Oh, it’s a good putt, Bob. Sucks cuz your ball easily could have been there at the start. I know. At least getting out of there. Bogey is not the worst thing. [ __ ] Real soon here, we’re going to have to make a stop at the birdie store. Why? Damn, I [ __ ] it up. The bogey store. I love um watching footage of like old people in the 20s waving to cruises and they only wave to cruises like this. Yeah. Like it’s always like bye. Yeah. It’s like if I don’t wave [ __ ] crazy enough they can’t see me. Dude, if I could be a MLB player, obviously outside of the Yankees, I would want to play for the Padres’s. Yeah, they’re cool. That’s a great team that San Diego and pe people back in the day loved waving goodbye to cruises. That’s like that’s we don’t ever do that anymore. But people used to flock to the docks to wave goodbye to cruises. Safe bonvoyage. Media, you know, stays off your back. Not too hard on you. The guys are always wearing suits. Guys always wore suits back. Could you imagine just putting a suit on every day? Birdie buys a bogey. Bogey buys a birdie. What is it? I don’t know, bro. I’m trying. A verie buys you a bogey. All right, gentlemen. We are out here. The Breezy Open is about to kick off and I need to tell you about the easiest way to earn Bitcoin, playing golf. We have partnered with Gemini to give you the Bitcoin credit card. The only way to earn instant Bitcoin rewards on every purchase. 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Anything to not be in reality. That’s right. Reality is scary, man. He asked for a Dave’s double at 7 in the morning. [Music] Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Okay. It bounced. Yeah, that’s fine. You know how you know you’re getting old? Couple things. If you eat like [ __ ] the night before and feel it that bad in the morning, you getting old. Do you think Zen is probably better? Yeah, you do. Oh, for sure. No question about it. I’m going to try to make the switch or No doubt it’s better. I just feel like it’s going to lead to gum. Sure. But like you got to give your lungs a break, bro. I agree. Do you want some? Yeah. If you wake up and you are that hung over, you know, even at younger you get hung over, but that hung over, like as hung over as we were this morning. Well, when the hangover takes a full day to get out of your system, that’s like normally it takes you to to lunch to brunch. Not normally. When you’re a kid, like in your 20s or whatever, it’ll take you to 11:00 a.m. You turn on, you eat breakfast, and you’re back. Yes. I can’t. Hangover now is an all day affair. This is a wild way to go about things, though. [Music] No. [ __ ] me. Down. Get in that thick [ __ ] Catch it. Oh, boy. [ __ ] me, man. Oh, that’s a killer, man. We’re not going like that at all. All right. So, I’m going to go official. Hangover is not a better bob. No, he’s too He’s not He’s not complete in the swing. Trouble in paradise. Yeah, this is tough. Yeah, you just got to keep it low. Just kind of chip it up there. [Music] Dr. Chapensky, is he in? Excuse me. I had an overnight emergency and I need Dr. Chapinsky. The doctor will see you now. much. Not that much. Oh my god, bro. Got may not have been Dr. Japinsky, but Dr. Patinsky wasn’t in either. I didn’t get it, but I got it. So, you know how doctors do that? They like slide in. They’re like, “Hey, how are you?” They got the wheelchair when they spin it up. Hey, how are you? The back of their chair, their legs are facing that way, and they’re like, “Hey.” And they slide in. Then they wash their hands and go like this. And then they grab your balls. They need two hands for yours. Almost to the right of that little mark right here. Yeah, it’s it’s it’s inside of that. I think everything wants to go this way, but it’s fighting it a little. I think it’s cup and a half. Two cups out left. Say this way back. Stays, doesn’t it? Okay. Good. Good gracious. Pretty much with the par. It’s almost as if I bogeied every hole. I’m on track for 90. It’s amazing how much like a but for me trying to break how big a birdie is. A birdie is changes everything. It’s tough to see. It’s tough to see. I hate to see it. [Music] Straight away there. Bubb. You’ve got this, man. Come on. It’s not It’s far from over. We can still turn this around. Coffee changes everything, man. Stop. Get past it. It’s right in it. It’s probably right in it. I started looking around for some shoes for you. Oh, these Midwest these bees and like there’s animals flying around that I I never seen before. I’m going to get you some [ __ ] you never seen before. [ __ ] you never heard about. Yeah, they have a little personality to them. You don’t want to get stung by a freaking bee. I’m going to get you some [ __ ] you never even [ __ ] seat before. Yeah. Wow. I’ve seen a lot. I’m making you a shoe. Wo. I’m stitching it together. That’s crazy. What is it made of? Sourdough. Is it the sourdough ones? The SD1s. The SD1s, dude. The STO ones. They call them dough boys on the streets, dude. You got the new dough, dude. Dude, you got those dough boys. Guy’s not even using yeast. He’s using straight up real ingredients. Yeah. 113 up the hill. It’s probably 120, Bob. Look at her just sitting there. The crow’s nest. Just sitting there waiting for a couple fat boys to come in. You may not have been hungry, but you ate. [Music] Oh, it was close. Oh, was so close. Oh, it sounded right. What you watch? Pretty good. Hey, are you kidding me? Oh, damn boy. I wasn’t the answer. You don’t have the answers. Sway. Put Tiger Woods in this cart. I don’t know if you’re going to get it. That halfway house could do something for us. Oh, it’s going to ice cream Snickers. I’m getting two of those bison, too. There’s just no faking it, man. There’s a lot of [ __ ] in life you can just fake. Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] your way through. Golf ain’t one of them. Yeah. What would you shoot out here today? I would want to break like like a 100. Like if I shot a 95, I’d be happy. What would you shoot? Like an 82. Probably like a 90. 903. I know it’s tall ask, but I I want you to stay positive. There’s a lot of golf left. I am. It hasn’t been great. Can’t sit here and say that it has, but there is still time. We got the halfway house there. Snickers ice cream bar. Hanging now. Come back. Oh, it’s trying. Oh, it’s tracking. All right. It’s a big pot. Have to have this one, man. Crushed it. Crushed it. [ __ ] Boy. Nice. Oh man. Boys, a miracle. Now we we’ve given up all the bogeies. It’s It’s not good. And now the main event, the bison thong. It’s bison dog time. If there’s anything that can get you back, it’s going to be this. I think he can turn around here. I mean, at least, listen, even if he doesn’t break 80, just get some momentum back in the game. He could pull off a miracle run here. The likes of which we haven’t seen since David vers Goliath. Let’s get this thing back up and running. No, man. God damn it. [ __ ] So, just got to go one under from here. Tough scene, huh? Tough scene. Tough tough scene. You having fun though? Not really. Could be worse. I mean, could absolutely be worse. But you having an all night revival? fighting to break 90 dude right now. Just trying to make it respectable for the people. Sure. Let’s see what you can do for the people. It’s not about me. He said CPO. Yeah. For cart path only. New JBO. What an FI. [ __ ] idiot. Give us something to get hyped about. Give me a reason to take my next breath. [Music] Oh boy. Up. Oh, you galanak this guy. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Galafic [ __ ] chair. There it is. Yeah. Good ball. Good swing. Yeah. All right. All right. We’re back. Up and down. Come on. That’s our babo. That’s baba. That’s babette. That’s bab. Have some of these. Then have some of this. Okay. This is normally what you do. I’m I’m playing your part now. Top it off with some water. That’s my baba. I used to call my bottle as as a kid baba. Baba. That’s my baba. I get that. I was very precious about my baba and I’m very precious about my baba. Oh y I’ve lost it. New shot. New shot. New shot. New home mentality. Yeah. We Nobody’s got a time machine. Hate to be that carb family guy, but it it is Tiger’s course. It’s Tiger’s course. You think if Tiger showed up, he could just be like gone erase you. You think he’ll just be like, “Yeah, you He doesn’t like the cut of Bob’s jib and he’s just like He just pressed the button and you’re deleted. Get back there. Get going. Get get all right. You’re dancing. Am I? He was in though. He didn’t want anything to do. If he didn’t get hurt and you hit him, it would be hilarious. If he didn’t get hurt, I just don’t I just think he’s too close to me to not No, don’t tell me we’re in the bunker. Oh, no. All right, dancing. Pretty much have to make this just keep it respectable. We’re trying to break 90 now. It’s turned into break 90. All right. Not bad. God damn. Yep. Okay. Good putt. Another double double train. I don’t think Rory Mackoy could break 80 right now. If you brought him in right where I’m at, he would have to have a good nine. He’d have to have like a be like, “Wow, I played great today.” NFL season is coming up. What do you say we get to a game? Now, I know you’re not a big going to the game guy, but I think week one, could you manage with the Jets? Well, the Jets might lose, but I’ll tell you what, Jets win or lose, I got you covered because we’re going to use our SeatGeek app. It’s going to give you a rating either red or green. The green is going to be the best discounted prices. The red, not so much. Over 28 million downloads. That being said, all the prices are going to be good when you use our promo code, which is BDS 2025. It’s going to get you 10% off. And you know what? We’re going to go check out the game, watch some big skin, and hopefully the Jets don’t let you down. CM, you took that. What a line to say to somebody. You took that personally. I didn’t say anything wrong. So, you talking about the [ __ ] triangle offense? They call that a two-man swing. Wow. That’s twoman swing. That’s two man swing. Ouch. Town population. You, bro. See how it works out for him. got. [Music] You might bar. Oh my lord. Had to scare them a little bit. That sucked. The ball’s just a magnet. I know for them like it’s just going to come and they just like assume like they don’t really they’re just out there. They just like you know no one’s going to hit us. Yes. It’d be great is if we if we had the license for the Breaking Bad music and we could do the intro of Breaking 80, like Breaking B, and it comes in with the the periodic table like Breaking Bob. Be like element 80 is Bob. Bobo is the like it’s B lowercase B. The element bo. Oh, dear Lord. Where is it? It’s right. But it bounced a couple times. Jesus, it’s tough. I’m sorry, guys. Jesus Christ. I mean, this is terrible, dude. I mean, come on. Just get me out of here, dude. We’re going to move it laterally to say out of this. Did Did that come close at all? I was standing right there. Oh, no. Sorry. You’re good. You’re good. would be so pissed. This is not how he designed it. When we pulled around the corner, you saw like 30 of them on the balls like right there. I want to get out of here. I was just so happy to get out. That was terrible. Have a good one, fellas. That [ __ ] is the funniest thing that has ever happened on this show. Is that close? She’s like, “Well, I was standing right there.” Oh, so yeah. Answer is yes. This pole was right in front of an entire construction company. Just like an entire squadron like it was an offering. [ __ ] worker, man. Oh, that was so tough, dude. Just seeing them all just posted right there. It’s just like you see people out there, it’s the ball’s just a magnet there. It’s going to go there every time. No. Down. Are you getting away with it? Yep. You’re going to get away with it. Boy, was that brutal, man. And the ball was just sitting there. They’re all just looking at me. It was just godamn. All right. Come on, man. Let’s hit a long one. Wait a minute. Let him. Oh, it’s good. Hey, Pop, you’re never far from home. Man, man. Oh, man. We got to see actioning these things, dude. All right. Bogey again. Going to need to shoot a 32 on the back. Only thing that could make this round great. Bison dog. Hole in one changes everything. It would be fun. It wouldn’t fulfill you, though. No. Yeah. [ __ ] Was Scotty Cameron like a real guy? Was he a player? He’s still around. No, he’s just a putter designer. He’s still around. You can design putters if you don’t play. Yeah. What was so great about how did he know how to design a putter if you’ve never played? Oh, man. Come a back nine player. It’s well documented. We all know that. Four under 32. Is that what it is? Yeah. It’s in there. You’ve made four birdies before and you’ve made five pars before. Starts now. Hey, ball right. Fall right. Oh no. Stop. Think held up. I’m pondering just playing the rest of the round with my back turned like I did. I bet you I would hit better. In order to create danger, you must first then make it safe. There is no danger if it’s already dangerous. As hung over as I was, I I felt good after this week. I played good. So, I felt like, you know what? I might have a shot. Maybe being hung over would help. And then you just completely lose. Danger who? Dangerous. Dangerous. You ever done anything dangerous in your life? That that is dangerous. Dangerous. Yeah, I’ve done something dangerous before. What about you? Anything dangerous? That is dangerous. Dangerous. We’ll talk about it. No, I can’t talk about it. Just barely hung on there. Yeah, thank God. Even if it goes out at this point. But I do want to have a respectable back nine. I somehow hung on here. Jaybone. Yeah. Go in. That’s going in. It’s just dab days are over, brother. Says who? Says Mr. Cool Guy in the room. You think Dab is dead? I do. Yeah. [ __ ] hard. Come on. Let’s go. Good three. Big three. Quick back nine. Feels real good to put a three on this one. No, that’s great. That’s a good par. Let’s Now, let’s rattle off some bars. Well, hell, that was par. Well, hell hell. Well, hell. Bars are friends. Bars are friends. Fish are friends. Fish are friends, not food. Fish are friends, not food. Nemo. All I really want to do is live and die. I saw Bob crank that Soldier Boy the other day. I I think everything’s fair game. How about that? Boy wants to dab, let the boy dab. Look. All right. Do you feel differently? Not Not anymore. If I see one guy crank that soldier boy out here, I’m going to lose it. Can we turn this [ __ ] around? Pop. I believe we can. Hey, so far the course has been playing you. I want you to start playing. Start playing it. Yeah. I want to do the banging. Let me do the [ __ ] wants on this goddamn golf course. Let’s let him do the [ __ ] [Music] No, it sealed it again. That could be okay. It’s a long way home. It’s just Yeah, it’s okay, but it’s going to be a long ride home. Flailed it again. It’s right. It’s not good, but it’s okay. And it’s such a short hole. Just be a long way in. Yeah, I think you could rattle off a bunch of pars here. I mean, the last time we played here, you made four pars in a row to start the day. Mary lose is a is a speak easy for bait and tackle. And then Mary Lou is actually a speak easy for Pink Pony Club. You never really get to the end of that tunnel. There’s just too many speak easyes inside of speak easys. My goal was to do it by the end of the year. I don’t think we’re trending in that direction, but I’ll tell you what, something real special in 2026. I’m going to cook up said it’s 189 wind into me. Not a good drive. Let’s get a hold of this one here. Pop course is [ __ ] me now. Yes. Pick right. Right there. Pick right. That’s it. Okay. Do you still pick your nose? Go digging? No. I I I creep around like like just to like get rid of what’s going on. Yeah. I I’m not a huge enjoyable. Yeah, I like picking my nose. Uh, yes. This is Bobby Fairways. Oh, I’m sorry. We’re looking for Robert Burger. Oh, no. No. He’s He’s He’s long gone. I’m the one who knocks. Picking a nose is not It’s just out of necessity. Like, if you have to pick it, you do it. I don’t. Yeah, but sometimes you go and get more than what you originally came in for. I don’t do it for sport. Oh, that’s fantast. [Applause] Okay. Start doing the [ __ ] You do the banging now. I’m going to do the [ __ ] moving forward. I will be doing the [ __ ] Yeah. Let’s make this putt though. Okay. Tier three. Big old par putt. We’re unfortunately probably staring down another bogey. I hope not. I think he’s got this. You think he’s going to hit that pot? You just make me look like an [ __ ] You really think Bobby Far is going to hit that putt. Yeah. Yeah. You’re making me look like an [ __ ] Go [ __ ] yourself. Get over there. Get behind the dude. Don’t say that. I would never do that. I’ll bet you 100 bucks right now. I bet he doesn’t make it. I don’t have 100. Yeah. I’ll see you in hell, pal. I missed the mark. Okay, sit. Sit. Okay. Good thing you didn’t bet JBone scumbag. There you go. Nice par bogey to start the back nine. Now we do the [ __ ] Now is when we’ll start [ __ ] Do you want to put a bet on hole 19? Hitting the green. Now you’re just being a total [ __ ] again. Wa wa. You’ve just turned it because you saw the video of me absolutely flying it right and almost killing that guy and now you’re saying this cuz you’re being a total [ __ ] because you’re just a little cocky little [ __ ] now. See who hits the green on hole 19. As if you didn’t see that video. What a dick. Meet me at the [ __ ] sim. Dude, you think Jonathan’s become sick? Yeah, he’s cocky for sure. He’s always been cocky though. Even has Yeah, he’s always been cocky. Rep your set, dude. Don’t back out on your set. I would like text him like he do this and he would like tell me why he shouldn’t do it. And I was like, please just do it. That had to set you off. Sure did. Welcome to Atlanta remix is the greatest song of all time. He dialed it in and honestly now he he like that was at the beginning. I mean, listen, I’m all about suggestions from, you know, audience suggestions. But when I’m like clearly just asking you to do something, just do it. Welcome to Atlanta, where the players play. Players don’t play anywhere else quite like Atlanta. That’s where players play. Atlanta. Atlanta. Whoa. Yeah, that’s it. Don’t you dare. Hit it, win. Oh, it’s short. Well, well, well. It’s General Custous. Hey there, General Custous. Hey there now, General Cust. Just got to finish the swing. Yeah, you’re out here calling people lazy. I didn’t know what’s the swing is lazy. I know it didn’t come off great. You can call man a lot of things, but lazy is very indicting. I think you didn’t want to hear it, but I think you had to hear it. I doubt he’s trying to be lazy. Thing about being lazy is you’re not trying. Yeah, you’re never trying to be lazy. In fact, you’re lazy cuz you weren’t trying. Some people out in this [ __ ] trying to be lazy. Trying to be lazy. That doesn’t make sense. When 95 you’re up a little like 90. Oh my god. Heads up. You got it. Yeah, boy. Dude, there’s a lot of guys out here in this [ __ ] avoiding his shots. That’s so bad. I think that’s a shank. Is that a shank? I don’t think so. No. That might be the worst shot of the day. I feel so bad, man. God [ __ ] damn it, man. Now, that one was lazy so bad. That one was lazy. Yeah, it was wide open, man. I think he kind of swworded it, too. That’s too much. Catch a nail. Oh my god. Oh, the intersection between wanting it and being lazy is a tough place to be. That’s the intersection of shame. You can be very, very lazy and still want something. You can be sitting on your couch all day long and want. And that’s down in Shameland. At Shameland. Tough place to be. Unfortunately, our friend Baba might be over on Shameland, dude. Might hop on the guilt interstate. If you drive far enough, you get to [ __ ] obese city. That’s where you head to. If you keep going down that road of shame and guilt, go far enough. That’s the road to obese city. Obese. You hate to see it. Not only for him, but for me, because I I did think I could be the guy to get him over the hump. Not as easy as it seems. That’s a rough town, dude. That’s a lot of crime. It’s a shanty town. Yeah, but you catch everyone. That’s the thing is a lot of crime happens, but they catch them all. There’s a lot of bars in OB City, too. Like you’re you’re doing a lot of drinking. A lot of food there, too. A lot of McDonald’s. A lot of like postmitting ice cream. There’s a lot of Uber Eats drivers in OB City because they know you don’t want to leave. No. No. A lot of scooters, too. A lot of hoverounds. What a joke. Oh, man. This is brutal. A lot of clinics. Lot of dialysis clinics. Just washing blood. Yeah. That’s right. That’s right. Just boarded up Weight Watchers out of business. They keep trying to bring just salads in there and it just does not work. Everyone gets a burrito instead of a bowl. We love you. It’s just not a hold to double, man. [ __ ] damn it. It’s like Jack Black and uh in Tropic Thunder. I’m okay. I know you’re going to tie me now. I’m okay. I’m fine. Remember when I told you guys to shackle me up? I’m I’m good now. I’m good. I’m good. 5 seconds. The rep counts out loud. Yeah. Like is it a fast one? Is it like 1 2 3 4 5 and then you’re in? No. One misses a B. Oh, it’s that slow. Yeah, it’s pretty slow. The ball’s probably out by that. You got a couple sacks on you? Uh I I don’t sack as much. I I actually I tip it. I actually can jump pretty high. You can jump high because you’re really You’re an athletic guy. I believe it. I can grab the net on the rim on b Not the rim, but the bottom or the What part of the net? On a basketball hoop? Yeah. That’s That’s pretty impressive. Incredible. See you jumping high. Yeah. I have a picture of me blocking a ball. I can show you. Let’s see it. Yeah, I love this. That’s exactly what it was in the Orlando Sentinel. Screen s 100% what I want to say. Background. It’s a fat head. Exactly what I’ve been asking for in his apartment. It’s Gilbert Aren. And you said you were a wide receiver on offense. Yeah. I mean, there’s all wide receivers on offense. We don’t really run cuz it’s a short field. Sure. There it is. That’ll be short of it. Sit right there. Yep. That should be short of it. Put a hole together. Put a hole together. We’re grinding it out here, Steve. I almost caught it. Yeah, look at you, man. It’s also a video if you want to see a video. I’m willing to give the young man props where he deserves him because I think he’s a very athletic kid and I really think he’s got a good swing. He just needs to hone it in a little bit, but he he takes sometimes the bragging to a new level that he just had he’s begging to be ripped on. Yeah, that’s true, too. See, your good shots now, like, yeah, you’re kind of hitting all over the place, but your good shots now are so much better than your good shots ever were. Like, when you type a drive now, you’re [ __ ] cranking it. He’s tooting his horn. He’s a guy who’s got a lot to prove apparently. And don’t we all? We all do. Some of us just look for it in the wrong places. Lord knows it’s most of the places I’ve looked for validation are in the wrong place. I almost always am looking in the wrong spot. When I lose it, it’s like I’m shanking it. I can’t. Maybe we need to get you like a sports psychologist for like an episode. 1,000% of the time. Looking somewhere I should. Ex. That’s exactly right. Me, too. And it gets me in trouble sometimes. Just ask terminal B at LAX. Hey, let’s do the [ __ ] All right, here we go, Pop. Time to do the [ __ ] That’s really good. That’s great. Nice. Okay, come on. Let’s bird one. Nice. One bird. The only difference between a guy who can hit good shots and and a actual good golfer is consistency. Oh yeah. It’s just consistency. A lot of people have all like have the shots. The shots are there. You just got to be able to do it consistently. That fireball killed it. I was really really hurting this morning. Yeah, I know. It’s that was tough. When I would like put my head down, the room was just spinning. Yeah, it’s a bad place to be. I mean, think about that. Nine fireball shots in 2 hours. You’re in prime position to get a birdie car for sure. That’ be so sick. It’s It’s hot, man. I just don’t feel so good. I almost puked like a bunch of times last night. But when you’re about to puke, you’re not about to puke. When you feel it, it’s not like coming out. You got two options. You can rip it or you can suffer for a day and it’ll go away. One good shot after another. Go ball. Go ball. Go ball. Kick right. Kick right. Kick right. Kick right. Kick right. Kick right. Kick right. Come on down. Keep coming. Nice. Keep coming. Go. Keep coming. Go. Come on. Go. Oh, here it comes. Keep going. Yes. Keep going. What a shot. Yeah. There’s one, man. There’s one. Yeah. It’s about goddamn time now. Just get one birdie. Yeah. Come What’s up with them gers? Dude, it’s all about the gers. It’s 25 ft. No less than that. No, it’s it is We were absolutely rooting for the wrong thing. All right, birdie would be great. Par gets a little bit of momentum here. We’re just trying to make it respectable. That’s where we’re at right now. Oh, it’s a good putt, man. It just didn’t come back. Let’s get the park. Park feels like an eagle. Very nice. Really nice, fellas. Feels good. Little bit of momentum there. Yeah, we were 100% rooting for the wrong thing. I know. I’d love to see a clip of the ball rolling further away and us saying, “Go, go, go. Keep rolling. Keep rolling.” Yeah. Great shot bunker there. You know, we had that last time where I thought it was going to be in it and it was between. There’s a lot of room between them. That was a great drive regardless. That was good. All right. You think that rock’s really inside that hill there or do you think Tiger put it there? It’s there. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t think Tiger had a crane? No, I don’t think so. I think it’s in that first bunker. Oh, you think it’s in the bunker? Uh, yeah, but I’ve been wrong many, many a time. Haven’t we all g That’s Jesus, sir. I want to know what you believe in. Excuse me, sir. That’s Jesus. Yeah. To me, that’s Jesus. Bang bang bang bang bang bang. Yummy boy. Yeah. Sammy boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling Sammy boy. Oh, Sammy boy. The pipes, the pipes are piping. Sammy boy. Nice. That was awesome, too. No, we’re leaking, man. Stop. It’s not going to be fun. Nothing fun about that. Oh, this is the hole where the for the for That’s when I was just looking at him while he was yelling. I’m like, “This guy’s having a kid today.” And he is livid. Cuts. He was having the baby on this hole. He found out he’s having the baby and then he forputed and it’s like the baby wasn’t even being born. He was so mad that he just forputed and that was the only thing on his mind. You know what sucks? I’m never going to be [ __ ] godfather of anybody and all these bobs around. I just want everyone to say big Bob. You know what I mean? Like I’m not going to be godfather of [ __ ] And it’s it’s my life’s goal to become a godfather godfather. My daughter, she needs to get into the soccer game. We kicked her out the sucker. I’ll take care of it. No. Get the [ __ ] out of my face. One day though, I’m going to need something from you. But for now, I’ll take care of it. Now get the [ __ ] out of my face. Uncle Katy don’t actually go with you to the brick and mortar. He sends cash. Oh man. Spin, spin, spin. Hit it. Oh, it lift. Simmer. Simmer. Simmer. Yes. There you go. Dude, you had that craned in. That’s not actually there. He had the rock craned in. All right, let’s go back to back. Parsley. Thank God that ball hit the hole. Sorry, Chad. Work on turning my wrists over during my swing. Another new tip I just learned from Stewie. I have to I got to put your tip and his tip together and make a super tip. He’s a squirly little guy. All right, Pop. This is for you, pal. Dude, when you saw that little shed yesterday, you’re like, that’s where tensioning goes. Oh my god. Hang in there. Just in that thick stuff. Onward. Upwards and onwards, boys. It’s out there. Man, this this course has some great holes, dude. We’ve taken a lot of great trips. Big seedar. I mean, look at that. Look at them driving that car there. I really think you’ll like that Mike Tyson mystery show. It’s like Scooby-Doo, but it’s on Adult Swim. It’s Mike Tyson. Is it old? It’s Well, now it is. is it’s like 5 6 7 years old. I mean, Nor McDonald plays a talking pigeon. And the Internet Invitational is going to be a banger. You go ahead. You can [ __ ] around and win that thing. I want to play with John Bruden, dude. But me, too. I just want to be like him to hype me up for a putt. I want to hit a putt for John or just stick one for Gruden would be a true pleasure. It is one of the funniest shows. I Tyson actually his voice. It’s Tyson’s voice. It’s Tyson. The next time I see you, I I hope that you’ve watched a couple episodes and we can talk about it further. I’d like a little discourse on it. I found my ball. I’m in the rough. This is my second shot. See if we can do something here. I just want to get something up there. Yeah, I just want to get something up there. Let’s see what we can do here. Okay, Bobo. Yeah. 55 up the hill. Trying to make a little something out of this now. Slowly gaining some respect. Now, watch this shot. Those iron shots aren’t doing me any favors. I’m just flailing everything to the right. And nothing worse than seeing Jensen look right down into that box. Zoom in on the sand. It’s like we get it. And then he pans through the hole. I know. He’s just [ __ ] me. Beef [ __ ] Wellington chicken corn blue. Top it off with the most beautiful red wine production sauce. We got the wonderful amazing delicious sucking shrimp skin. Come on. Stop. Really work. Back stop. Yeah. Uh, wrong back stop. That’s a problem. That’s a problem. [ __ ] Hey. Oh, this is going to be This is tough. Look what they’ve done to my boy. Abandoned my boy. Abandoned my son. Sit. Sit. Let’s sit. Pretty good, man. That’s pretty great. Yeah. Leave the car up top. Big boss is going to make it rain. Please, one time. Please, one time. Oh, what a putt. Oh, what a putt. Really nice. Really, really nice. All right. Yeah. Absolutely. So, would you say Jensen being in your coaching tree is one of your W’s? Yeah, he’s incredibly talented. More important than talented is he works really hard. He does. And when’s the last time you told him that? Um, the whole thing is fixed if you had a hole in one. Oh my god. Hole in one. It’s the greatest breaking 80 of all time. Everything is leaking, right? Yeah. Every miss is there. No hole in one today. None of them. No, all in one today. No. A lot of respect for the folks that are still tuned in. The real riders. All right, we’re we’re putting. Oh, that’s a crazy freaking Oh my god. If it goes past the green, it’s it’s in water. Doesn’t matter. I I don’t know how to stop this. You want to hit it on that top of that hill in the fringe down? God’s feet. Oh, you’re putting, huh? Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. Go. Oh man. [Music] Good effort, I guess. Turn. Turn. Another double. Break a 100 watt. I unfortunately have a flight. I hate to leave you. I really do. is feels really nasty and mean and and gnarly, but um you’re alleviate 18 over. Um two to play. Um you got a par four and a par five. Couple birdies for me, man. Heck of a trip. Safe travels. W’s in the chat for St. He’s going to do it one day. It’s just not today. I thought Steie just [ __ ] leaving, huh? He has to catch his flight. If if we had a chance at doing it, I don’t think he would have left. I don’t want him to witness this anymore. All right, boys. It’s just us now. It’s just us. Me and you and Bob. Jayon. Two holes. Watches it be the best two holes of his life. Doubt it. But it would be funny. [Music] I think it’s good. Oh yeah, there he is. Do it for sto. All right, we have 248 to get to the green. Got to hit an okay shot. Long old park. Oh, I mean just be the number. Oh my. It’s still It’s going toward the hole. Oh my god. Oh my god. Did that go in? Oh my Oh, that was awesome. Tell Ticket to stay the [ __ ] out of here. Ticket to be stay out of here, dog. Oh, look at that. Oh my. Where did that come from? Drawn right at the cup. That That’s one of the greatest shots I’ve ever hit, I would say. So, and it’s crazy cuz two, it should have been a This is a par five essentially, and it’s being played as a par4. Did your heart skip a beat there? Oh, yeah, dude. I thought that was in. Did it lip out? It lipped out. Yeah. Lifted it all the way in the front. Just rolled up like a putt. I think that is the greatest shot I’ve ever hit. It’s a birdie. It’s a bird. Thank you, fellas. First bird. Everybody leaves. Everybody leaves. Remember, we were here for you, Bob. Yeah, we were. Okay. Um, the boys left and we put up a birdie. Par five. If we could birdie this, that would just be sensational. All right, folks. Big offer coming here from DraftKings. Good news is you’re going to get the offer whether I make the putt or not. I think we all know how this is going to go. Okay, great news. Wow. Download that DraftKings Sportsbook app today. New offer here. All you got to do use promo code Bob does sports. New customers bet just $5. Get $300 instantly in bonus bets. You can’t go wrong. Download DraftKang Sportsbook app today. We’ll see you over there again. That’s going to be promo code to sports. That’s a bad pot. [Music] All right, folks. We are here at the Breezy Open at the DraftKings hold longest drive challenge. DJ’s got Billy Joel going. Draft King’s here for more than you ask for. Let’s get it. [Music] Tough start. [Music] I love these tournaments. I love to meet Robbie’s fans and I love to just stand here and be noticed. No, I’m just kidding about that. It’s terrific. It has met my expectations. The only thing the breezy doesn’t have is a breeze. Great ball there. Good start. Hot start. See some good groups coming through here. I feel like we have to use it no matter what. There we go. Joey Gold couldn’t make it, but he did make it. We doing all we need right there. All right, folks. That does it for the Breezy Open. Always a blast. This stuff never fails. We have high school friends here. Family here. As good as it gets. Thank you, DraftKings. Breeze open. See you next time. Get over that bunker. Get over that bunker. Get over that bunker. Yes. I think we’re good. Yeah. I don’t know if it’s a rough or fair one. Think it’s money. All right, let’s finish strong here. Okay, come on. It’s a par five and it’s not a very long one. You can punch something up there even if you’re short. I tell you what a birdie would do for the score. Going back to back birdies. Oh, please don’t be in the bunker. You sure about this? Yams. Yeah, just o open it up a tiny bit. Good. Yeah, it didn’t go very far. All right, we can still do it. We can still do it. Still going to have a long way in, but dial up whatever you just did on the last hole. You’re going to be right right around like 190. It’s going to be like 205. Oh, 191. [Music] Wow. Somebody just made a hole in one on the 19th. They’re going nuts. That’s $1,000 to Bass Pro Shop. [Music] No, it’s so bad. Probably bunker. All right, yums. Let’s end this thing strong, man. Don’t go. It’s exactly what happened the last time. All right. [ __ ] a man. Move the rake, dude. This is sick. What a terrible grinded out there today. JBone, I’m sorry, Chad. You wanted it bad. One of these days, man, I want to do it so bad. The good thing is the series will continue. Series will continue. It’s not going anywhere. Oh my god, folks. We gave it everything they had. Not the best stuff today, and I apologize. We’re going to keep grinding. We’re going to keep chipping away. Lot to work on. The good news is the series ain’t going anywhere. So, the support has been amazing. Um, we’ll keep the ball rolling. Please make sure you like, comment, and subscribe to keep this thing rolling. Um, another episode. Bob does sports. We’ll see you next time. All right. So, we breaking 80 today at Payne’s Valley. This ain’t going to happen, dog. So, you’re with the pop today, huh? With the pop. What’s up, Pop? You going to help me break 80? I don’t know about that, but I haven’t gotten that banged up in a long time. That That was college type stuff. Ticket was talking to this southern guy who had this big belly. They were talking about their bellies today of how it drips out. Holy [ __ ] Do you remember that zit that used to be on his face? Earl. Earl. Yeah, of course. That green was as big as Earl. Oh jeez. Yeah, it was. It was huge. Huge. Getting a green and red there was almost not even Chicks dig the long ball, as they always say. I find Sting’s voice to be wildly annoying. Message in a bottle. Oh yeah. Sending out an SOS. Oh yeah. sending out an his voice insists upon itself. I’d like to get rich though. I just don’t know what you particular would do with your money. I wouldn’t do anything. I would just like chill. But then that might not fulfill you either. Right. But it’s it’s not about fulfilling. It’s more about just like the knowledge that like I can I could do whatever if I really wanted to. That’s one way to look out. If I invited you to a cool bike concert, you wouldn’t go. You better hold me like that. Dude, it’s [ __ ] It’s great. Couldn’t have acted more guilty. If they had probably just played it straight, they probably would have been fine. They probably would have gotten away with that. I don’t think anyone would have really noticed them. But that’s the natural reaction, though. See that little mouse? Tell you what, it’s more interesting. Really did. It was well timed. You were going to say some rude ass [ __ ] dude. Some really rude [ __ ] Dude, I was cranking Soldier Boys before you even [ __ ] pour. Dude, I just noticed I was picking my nose. I know. I I I have the lock going on. This is the A Cam. This is your camera. So, did that have one in there? He has one? Yeah, that’s my SD card. How much time How much time is on it? 4 hours. 4 and 1/2 hours. Oh, I don’t know. You gone. You got this other and and I just took it out to put in there, but it’s actually supposed to stay in there. I got the completely wrong. Last citizen. I’m I’m moving in slow-mo today. You were their [ __ ] hero there for a little while. You were their [ __ ] lord and savior for that brief hour and a half. Terminal B at LA. It’s like, “Oh my god, let’s [ __ ] let’s get some to go pizzas. This guy’s taking care taking care of us. Taking care of everything. Load up. He doesn’t care.” How about Cutsy, by the way? So Bob does Sports posted his story of me with a fireball in my hand like cuz I was doing the challenge yesterday. and Cutsy, who was in the hospital or wherever, uh, having his baby being born, replied to the story like, “Kid’s gonna be dusted after six holes. Get fucked.” Well, Pete, who’s laughing now, [ __ ] That’s another meme. You know that meme? Guy’s in court and they’re like reading what he said about this lady. The judge is reading and she’s like, “Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.” And it cuts to like the guy who’s in court and he’s like, he like agrees with her.
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27 Comments
Yeah like the range finder is so important to you bob. You can only dig holes with your irons.. just kidding man you've gotten so much better 🙂
I FUCKING LOVE MIKE TYSONS MYSTERIES, TICKET I KNEW I LIKED YOU
You are so close to breaking 90! 👏 keep going!
FP & Papi talking about how bad vaping is for your lungs… Papi: "you want some?" FP: "Yeah…"
When will we see someone hit a pro shop for a range finder
As much as I love Bob, idk if he can break 80 without chipping. But it wouldn’t be Bob
35:48
“Atlanta!” 😇
“Ė’Raŵă!!!” 👹
Bobbyio!!! you have inspired me to do a break 80, NEVER BROKE 90, I am such a terrible golfer, but the challenge is " can I break 80 before bobby fairways"!!! wish me luck lol
Bob u played college ball come on brooo show us those hands kid
FP looking good. You lost some gut bro??
Officially boycotting all BDS episodes until Have a Day drinks are sold in Missouri!!
… Ok I'm kidding, I can't back that up. But c'mon.. gimme.
"Just like, a T-rex was just back." -FP = hilarious
@bobdoessports real rider and also a jersey boy (my pops also went to farleigh ridiculous as well) agree w your LBI spray beach deli take(despite you not specifying) awfully rude in there
Let me know when you want to play due process…I’m a way better caddy than Nicholas
Where is joey ?
Or, we could just use the OG intro music and stop fucking around…
Future sports psychologist here… I’m down for an episode 🤣
55:40 Sorry Bob, but those numbers add up to 92.
Stick with it Bob….I finally broke 80 for first time the other day. Been trying for last two seasons…..you can do it !!!
big ticket looks like a drunk version of the guy from expedition unknown. instead of looking for artifacts, hes in the woods lookin for Bobs OB slice
And the series goes on and on and on and on and on and on lol
Great job Bob! But it’s time you accept Old Man Golf’s call out.
Hate it or love it, you watched. That's all you could do
bro said goon season 💀 saved it with the crab rangoon
It would be chill if you guys did a few different videos with Luke kwon, sam, taco and tooms golf.
What an FI
Are the…..Breezy Invitationals slowing down? Footy I've seen of the last few have been looking rather small. Just me?