I’m more worried about other people’s safety. If need to yell fore. I yell fore. I know it’s a joke but it’s a bad one
retlod
RIP Mitch.
admiralackbarrrrrrr
I used to slice my drives. I still do. But I used to, too.
yoyosareback
I hit my first golfer in 20 years the other day. It was my freaking dad too
Plane-Tie6392
I hit a guy in the head on the range with my driver on the backswing when I was a kid. That guy was a real jerk about it lol. Just kidding about that part, and I still feel terrible about it. In my defense those tees were waaay too close together though. Other big fuck up I had was getting it on the green in two on a par 5 when another group was finishing up putting. I’d never come remotely close to reaching a green in two like that so I figured there was zero chance of my getting close to them. Of course those guys waited for me and heckled me when I was putting. So no birdie for me and I ended up three putting for par. I didn’t deserve an eagle or birdie then though tbf.
unvvendel3000
Miss Mitch dearly.
Feanor23
A lot of the magic was in the delivery – find it on YouTube if you haven’t seen it.
TheHamFalls
I used to suck at golf.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Gone too soon. RIP Mitch.
ichor8750
I had a stick a carefree sugarless gum and I was still worried.
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I’m more worried about other people’s safety. If need to yell fore. I yell fore. I know it’s a joke but it’s a bad one
RIP Mitch.
I used to slice my drives. I still do. But I used to, too.
I hit my first golfer in 20 years the other day. It was my freaking dad too
I hit a guy in the head on the range with my driver on the backswing when I was a kid. That guy was a real jerk about it lol. Just kidding about that part, and I still feel terrible about it. In my defense those tees were waaay too close together though. Other big fuck up I had was getting it on the green in two on a par 5 when another group was finishing up putting. I’d never come remotely close to reaching a green in two like that so I figured there was zero chance of my getting close to them. Of course those guys waited for me and heckled me when I was putting. So no birdie for me and I ended up three putting for par. I didn’t deserve an eagle or birdie then though tbf.
Miss Mitch dearly.
A lot of the magic was in the delivery – find it on YouTube if you haven’t seen it.
I used to suck at golf.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Gone too soon. RIP Mitch.
I had a stick a carefree sugarless gum and I was still worried.